0:00:50 > 0:00:53MICK SIGHS
0:00:53 > 0:00:55- Everything all right?- Yeah.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57My stag?
0:00:57 > 0:00:59I set up a nice quiet table in the corner.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01I think there's about five or six people coming.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Yeah, so just probably, a little quiet one, yeah?
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Yeah, well, you weren't expecting a stripper or nothing, were you?
0:01:06 > 0:01:10- What?- Oh, no, did he think he was getting a stripper?
0:01:10 > 0:01:11No, what you talking... No!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Listen, we'll have a little quiet one.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16You know, they're always the best ones, them little quiet ones.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Yeah, so we're off to get my wedding dress altered.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Yeah, yeah, we're going to meet Nan in Watford.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23- Have a girlie lunch. Won't be back till late.- All right.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Whitney's offered to look after the baby, so you can...
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Yeah, I don't want to cramp your style...
0:01:27 > 0:01:29No, listen, you go and enjoy yourselves.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31I'll just have a couple of beers...
0:01:31 > 0:01:34LOUD MUSIC STRIKES UP IN BAR
0:01:39 > 0:01:42MUSIC: Rock 'n' Roll Star by Oasis
0:01:51 > 0:01:54# I live my life in the city
0:01:54 > 0:01:57# But there's no easy way out. #
0:01:57 > 0:02:01CHEERING
0:02:02 > 0:02:06Johnny, how are ya?
0:02:08 > 0:02:10And we've got a surprise for you and all.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12- What, like this ain't a surprise? - This, is nothing.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Nice quiet night, Field Marshal Carter!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18CHEERING
0:02:18 > 0:02:21So he got through the operation OK?
0:02:23 > 0:02:26That's got to be a good sign, yeah?
0:02:27 > 0:02:28Phil?
0:02:28 > 0:02:33I was hoping to see you, Mr Mitchell.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Thanks.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Billy, Billy, look, look, look, look, look.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02He stayed over.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06Thought I was going to have to send out for some ear plugs at one point.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Oh, it's lovely though, isn't it, after all this time?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13They do say true love always finds a way.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23Rox...please, I said I'm sorry.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28That make it all right, then, does it?
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- No, no, course not.- No?
0:03:30 > 0:03:33How am I supposed to explain this to people, Dean?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35What am I supposed to say to Amy?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38I shouldn't have to explain it cos it should NEVER have happened.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Look, baby, I know that I have a lot of making-up to do,
0:03:42 > 0:03:46but I promise you, I will make it up to you.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58Few things we need to sort out.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Like what?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Are you serious?
0:04:04 > 0:04:07How about you didn't come home Christmas Eve?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- Was this about Zoe again? - Oh, don't you bring her into it!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Something must have happened otherwise you'd have come home.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15I did.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- Alfie, why did we do it?- What?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Why did we have to rush off, just pick up sticks
0:04:20 > 0:04:22and move to Spain like that, without even time to think?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- You didn't say no.- I didn't have time to catch my breath!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27And it didn't change after that.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30It's been one big whirlwind ever since.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33I'm trying to do what's best for our family. Anything wrong with that?
0:04:33 > 0:04:36OK, so what is best for our family? Because you haven't even asked me.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40- And I miss my friends and family. - I get all that.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42I know things happened a bit quick, but we've got a nice home,
0:04:42 > 0:04:45- the kids are happy. - We could have a nice home here.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49OK, listen, I can make this work, I promise, all right?
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Let's talk about this later, all right?
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Look, are you sure it's all right for me to go to Mick's stag? Yeah?
0:04:57 > 0:05:01- I'll come with you. Is that all right?- Yeah, mate, sweet.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10All right, all right, everyone listen up, right?
0:05:10 > 0:05:12We are going to be in the clubs later...
0:05:12 > 0:05:14CHEERING
0:05:14 > 0:05:16..but before we do that...
0:05:18 > 0:05:22Nah, not for your ears. Come on, upstairs.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Right, a few games.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Oh, leave off!
0:05:28 > 0:05:30First, a little game I like to call Shark Attack.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34As soon as you hear this, everyone off the ground, all right?
0:05:34 > 0:05:38Second, everyone have a pipe at your cards a minute...
0:05:39 > 0:05:42..cos that's who you're for going to be for the rest of the night.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Hold up, so I'm a dog having a leg?!
0:05:45 > 0:05:47LAUGHTER
0:05:47 > 0:05:50THIS is why I don't do stag dos.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Right, and as soon as I shout out, "Who Are Ya?"
0:05:53 > 0:05:55that's who you've got to be, right?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58And the last person to hit that position, well,
0:05:58 > 0:06:00has to pay a forfeit.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03- What's that then?- Well, you better pray you don't find out, Masood.
0:06:05 > 0:06:06Oh, Saucy Lil on the scene!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- Here we go.- Who's Saucy Lil?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- The one that got away, right, Mick?- Oh!
0:06:12 > 0:06:16- I couldn't miss my last chance to change your mind.- Ah!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18LAUGHTER
0:06:18 > 0:06:22All right, sweet. Thanks, Ti, thank you very much.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- Yeah, she ain't your surprise though, either.- You what?
0:06:31 > 0:06:35So, you and Jack...
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Who says there is a me and Jack?
0:06:37 > 0:06:39But you'd like there to be?
0:06:41 > 0:06:43It's...complicated.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Well, I think HE would like to,
0:06:46 > 0:06:48otherwise he wouldn't have stayed over.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52And I think you must do too, otherwise you wouldn't have let him.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Seems simple enough to me.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11Ian, just in time for the first dare of the day.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13The next one, no value.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17What's it say? What's it say?
0:07:18 > 0:07:21'Convince the next stranger who walks in
0:07:21 > 0:07:23'that you bat for the other side.'
0:07:23 > 0:07:26No, impossible, impossible!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28He's melting out on us already, look.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30It's got to be a stranger, though.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Yeah, all right, all right.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36- What about him? - Touch it, touch it!
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- I'll have a large Scotch. - You sure about that?
0:07:40 > 0:07:43I come here for a drink, not a rabbit.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Oh, well...I'm on a fag break.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51I didn't think you'd be in the mood for a party.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Thought I'd better face the music
0:07:54 > 0:07:57We're going to send Bobby to boarding school.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01Good move, cos it's either that or prison.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03How's Sharon?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06She ain't going to say anything.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Phil, that's not what I was asking.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Yes, it was.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16THEY CHEER
0:08:16 > 0:08:17That ain't your surprise, either.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Yeah, yeah, good, good, good.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Let's have a drink. No more strangers are coming in today.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Oh, oh, game on.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28No, cos that's...
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Trouble in Paradise?
0:08:48 > 0:08:51You and Dean?
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Could say that.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Look, I don't want to interfere,
0:08:58 > 0:09:01and I know sometimes you feel like tearing bits out of him, but...
0:09:03 > 0:09:06..there is another side to Dean
0:09:06 > 0:09:08and you bring it out in him too.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11I just hope he hasn't upset you too much.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- Go on.- Go on.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Hi, I'm Mick Carter. I'm the landlord. It's my stag.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Jack Branning.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46- Oh, any relation to Max? - Brother, but don't say it too loud.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48He ain't exactly flavour of the month round here, is he?
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- SHOUTS:- Who Are Ya?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55- You on a dare?- Yeah.- Which is?
0:09:55 > 0:09:57I've got to convince you I'm an iron.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59LAUGHS
0:09:59 > 0:10:00How you going to do that?
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- I have no idea. - And if you don't?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05- Billy.- What?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- You was last one, mate. - No, I wasn't!
0:10:08 > 0:10:12You try keeping still standing like this.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14What you doing? What you doing?
0:10:14 > 0:10:17THEY CHEER
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- Free drinks.- Done.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- All night.- Sweet.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Go on, then. Convince me.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- What? Er, how?- I don't know.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Talk gay, I suppose.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37Yeah, all the ones I know talk like me and you, so I don't know...
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Actions speak louder than words, don't they?
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Hold up, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's legendary, but no tongues.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Come here, go on.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47THEY WHOOP AND CHEER
0:10:47 > 0:10:48That wasn't fair.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- SHOUTS:- Shark Attack!
0:10:50 > 0:10:51HORN SOUNDS
0:10:51 > 0:10:53I could do him for GBH.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Billy.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58CHANTS: Billy! Billy! Billy!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Hello, Mick.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Dickie!
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Heard about this on the Canning Town grapevine.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Thought I'd come and work the old magic again.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Yeah, go on, crack on!
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- What a lovely surprise that is. - That ain't your surprise.- What?
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- So why are you here? On a visit? - Yeah, come see my daughter.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- What, she lives on the Square? - Yeah, Amy.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26What, as in Roxy and Amy?
0:11:26 > 0:11:29You got a problem with that?
0:11:29 > 0:11:32No, I ain't got no problem with Rox, no.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Just the company she keeps.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38You ain't putting no more of them things on me.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41- No, it's a different one, Bill. - Right, you have to change clothes.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Well, I can't, can I, cos I haven't got a change of clothes.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47I'm afraid that's already been donated, thanks to my nan.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50No...no...no, I ain't wearing that!
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- What do you think I am, some sort of weirdo?- That's not too bad.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Back to the first forfeit then, mate, I'm afraid.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59- They're the rules, Billy. - No, no, no!- The rules.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01All right, all right, all right.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Here, Vincent, er, give Fats a call, will you?
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Yeah, get him to bring his decks down, do a set.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14There's only so much Britpop you can take, isn't there?
0:12:18 > 0:12:20- Hey, Dickie! - How you doing, Dickie?
0:12:20 > 0:12:22All right, lads?
0:12:22 > 0:12:26So do you two fellas want to know the secret of a happy marriage?
0:12:26 > 0:12:29So do I.
0:12:34 > 0:12:35What's all this?
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Maybe it's what I should have done Christmas Day.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43I got you this as well.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49- Cyprus?- Yeah.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Sun, sand, amazing hotel, just me, you and Amy.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54DOORBELL RINGS
0:12:54 > 0:12:56This time tomorrow we could be there
0:12:56 > 0:12:58and then a week later, we could be married.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Dean...
0:13:00 > 0:13:02I've already checked with the bird at the hotel.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05- She said it's not a problem. - Dean, listen to me...
0:13:05 > 0:13:07- Where is she?- Jack?
0:13:07 > 0:13:11- Where's Amy? - She's watching cartoons.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15- Oi, what you doing?- You know what I heard all about you over in The Vic.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17You shouldn't believe everything you hear, mate.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Yeah, well, I ain't taking any chances
0:13:19 > 0:13:21and I can't believe that you are either,
0:13:21 > 0:13:24I mean, this is our daughter we're talking about.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27All right, all right, forget it. I'll get her myself.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33- Amy, get your stuff, darling. - Dean, Dean!
0:13:36 > 0:13:40LAUGHTER
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Ooh!
0:13:45 > 0:13:49- Oh, are these... - For later, Mick. Just for you.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51HE CHUCKLES
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Filth!
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Want to wish you all the luck in the world, Mick.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00Cheers, Dickie. I'm sorry things haven't worked out for you.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Oh, can't complain.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Me and my wife were happy for 20 years.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Oh, she's lovely, yeah, yeah.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Then we met.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Ah, that's not bad.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11That's not bad little...
0:14:11 > 0:14:16- It wasn't a joke. - No, of course it weren't. Go on.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Still got a long time to go, remember.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Yes, Mum.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29That was funny the first time, Lee.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Who said I was trying to be funny?
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Listen, before you start, I want to say I feel sorry for you.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38- Go home, Dean!- No, no, he's got some front, this geezer.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41It's sad. Everyone else is cracking on with their lives.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43- Leave it, Dean! - I tried to leave it.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46I put up with all his names and his sarky comments,
0:14:46 > 0:14:48but now he's affecting my family.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51- I'm not having it.- What you talking about?- The world's moved on.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53I have moved on and you can't stand the fact that I've got a decent bird
0:14:53 > 0:14:56- who won't listen to a word that you say.- Oi, I'm talking to you!
0:14:56 > 0:14:57Do yourself a favour, boy.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- Knock it on the head, cos you're embarrassing yourself.- Shut up!
0:15:00 > 0:15:03What you doing? Stay down there and all.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Stop it, Mick!
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Did I start it?
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Rapist! Look at you.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13You all right, boy?
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Look at the state of me, look!
0:15:14 > 0:15:17- Ain't a bad little stag, though, is it?- Come on, Dean.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Are you not going to see if Mick's all right?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23He'll be all right.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Just give him some time.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Come on, Shirl, let's get you off, eh?
0:15:28 > 0:15:32My son is innocent. When are people going to STOP calling him a rapist?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38I never had you down as the type to listen to gossip.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43And I never had you down as the type to sit back
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- and let me do something like this. - What's that supposed to mean?
0:15:45 > 0:15:48I march in here like I own the place, tell you I'm taking Amy...
0:15:48 > 0:15:51The Roxy I know would have laid me out before I'd entered the door.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55Yeah, well, it's your turn to have her, isn't it?
0:15:55 > 0:15:59Yeah, well, it's almost like it suited you, me taking Amy.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Mick Carter might have twisted your mind against Dean, all right,
0:16:02 > 0:16:05but don't you dare try and twist mine.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08So you're sure about him, yeah?
0:16:08 > 0:16:11- He's not what people say he is. - Yeah, there's a fair few of them.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Most of The Vic from what I can make out.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17You want to know what's weird?
0:16:17 > 0:16:18What?
0:16:18 > 0:16:20You haven't actually answered my question.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23I asked you, are you sure about him?
0:16:23 > 0:16:27And you said everything apart from a simple yes.
0:16:34 > 0:16:39It's traditional, innit, you know, blokes getting mullered?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- To be fair, it IS my stag.- Yeah.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50This shirt is like proper chuckin' up.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Anyway, what's the matter with you?
0:16:53 > 0:16:57- It ain't like you to be a killjoy. - Because it's all the time, Mick.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59It's all the time, every time we go out,
0:16:59 > 0:17:03I have to be the one to carry him home when he's out of his head.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07I ain't doing it no more.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11What does that mean?
0:17:13 > 0:17:16He's got until after the wedding.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- BABY MONITOR:- 'I won't spoil it for you, and I won't spoil it for him.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22'But after that, we're finished.'
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- You don't mean that.- Yeah, I do.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Well... how long have things been like this?
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Long enough.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46He is on his pills, ain't he?
0:17:47 > 0:17:50You know, he's had a few lagers.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54He's bound to be acting a bit ropey, ain't he?
0:17:54 > 0:17:57What are you saying, you've fallen out of love with him?
0:17:57 > 0:17:59I don't know.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02I'm just saying I can't handle him when he's like that.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07I know he's hard work.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09But if he was how he was when he was in Army,
0:18:09 > 0:18:12- if his nut was in the right place... - Do you not think I've tried that?
0:18:12 > 0:18:15I know you have, I know. Just...
0:18:15 > 0:18:16you know what us geezers are like.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18We're just a bit useless.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20We're not very good at...
0:18:20 > 0:18:23expressing ourselves.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Don't give up on him.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28You don't have to go through this on your own. You shouldn't have to.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Just let me and Linda help you, yeah?
0:18:35 > 0:18:37(Yeah.)
0:18:37 > 0:18:39BABY BABBLES
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Ooh.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43I'll take him out for a walk.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48- Thanks, Mick. - It's all right, baby.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55SINGING: # And after all
0:18:57 > 0:19:00# You're my wonderwall. #
0:19:02 > 0:19:04You know what bigamy is?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Too many wives.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Know what a normal marriage is? Same thing.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14You a married man?
0:19:14 > 0:19:17No, not yet.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Not ever if you've any sense.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Keep yourself footloose and fancy free.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27Like you, you mean?
0:19:35 > 0:19:38- You're going for it, ain't you? - What are you saying, Ian, what?
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Slow down, got plenty of time, yeah?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42You all right?
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Yeah.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Top of the world, ain't I? Luckiest man alive.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52- What's the punch line? - You're going to like this one, Phil.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54This is a cracker, innit?
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Alfie?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Um...
0:20:01 > 0:20:03I-I...
0:20:03 > 0:20:06- I've not told anybody about this, right?- What?
0:20:06 > 0:20:09You've got to promise, you can't say nothing to Kat, please.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12That ain't going to be difficult cos you ain't said anything, have you?
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Oh, come on, you know what she's like.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17She makes how she can cope with everything.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Um...
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Th-th-they've found this thing, right?
0:20:28 > 0:20:30They call it a mass...
0:20:32 > 0:20:35..and it's on my brain.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Maybe it's a tumour.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Alfie, I...
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Been told I've got to have some tests or something.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47And?
0:20:48 > 0:20:52What...what are you saying - you haven't been for the tests?
0:20:52 > 0:20:55I'm going to get another drink, all right?
0:20:56 > 0:21:00Great party this has turned out to be(!)
0:21:07 > 0:21:11Right, lads, shall we liven this stag up or what? Eh?
0:21:11 > 0:21:13THEY CHEER
0:21:17 > 0:21:19So everything really did go OK?
0:21:19 > 0:21:23Everything went fine and everything's looking very good here, too.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26We can start weaning him off his sedation.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28I've been going out of my mind.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31But that doesn't mean Dennis is out of the woods, Mrs Mitchell.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33We won't know if there's any brain damage
0:21:33 > 0:21:35until he regains consciousness.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39We really need more time to see how he's going to recover from all this.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Phil?
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Hey, darling.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Amy, go and get yourself a drink, darling.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22So why didn't you tell me?
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- Tell you what?- That Roxy was shacked up with a rapist,
0:22:25 > 0:22:28meaning Amy was too.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31I mean, what else ain't you telling me, Ron?
0:22:31 > 0:22:33- Oh, Jack, back again. - Actually, do you know what?
0:22:33 > 0:22:37I have spent the last two months trying to tell her to get
0:22:37 > 0:22:40rid of him, OK, but you're right, as always, Jack.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43I suppose I should have just popped across the Channel to tell you, too.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Oh, you know what, when you put it like that...
0:22:45 > 0:22:48- but there's this thing called a phone.- Yes, I know but...
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Billy? It's all right.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53I've got something to say.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55SITS ON SQUEAKY TOY
0:22:55 > 0:22:57- Billy, are you drunk?- Yeah.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00No. I've had a few.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Thing is, I, um...
0:23:03 > 0:23:05I've written some stuff down.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Hold that for a minute, will you?
0:23:10 > 0:23:13- Billy, is this my old wedding ring? - Yeah.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Honey...would you...
0:23:22 > 0:23:24I mean...
0:23:28 > 0:23:29..would you...
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Billy, do you want me to do it for you?
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Give it to me. I'll read it for you. Go on.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38'We've been apart now for too long.'
0:23:38 > 0:23:40That's it.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43'But not one day's gone by when I haven't thought of you.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49'Would you please put everything behind us
0:23:49 > 0:23:54'and make me the happiest man alive by becoming my wife?'
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Again.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59'Again.'
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Oh, Billy!
0:24:03 > 0:24:05I think that's a yes, Bill.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Well, go on, then.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Yes, I would love...
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Yes, I would love...
0:24:14 > 0:24:15..more than anything in the whole world...
0:24:15 > 0:24:19..more than anything in the whole world...
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- ..to put everything behind us... - everything behind us...
0:24:24 > 0:24:26..and become your wife again.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28..become your wife again.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38I love you, Hon,
0:24:38 > 0:24:41always have and I always will.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45- Say it properly.- Oh, yeah.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54- Honey...- Up-up!
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Susan Honey Edwards...
0:25:00 > 0:25:03..will you marry me, please?
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Of course I will.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18Noasis, you're the governors!
0:25:18 > 0:25:19Ti, Ti.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22We're all pals here, we're all pals.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26What's my surprise? I'm going out of my nut.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29I know it ain't Clive and Paula.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32They're in the Seychelles, right.
0:25:33 > 0:25:38It's Dean's moving to Ecuador, not Essex.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40LAUGHS
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Right, come on, come with me. I think it's time to show you.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Ain't you forgetting something?
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Oh, Lil, of course, baby.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52THEY CHEER
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Oi, Dickie. Dickie.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01- I reckon you're in there, mate. - Think so?- Yeah.
0:26:01 > 0:26:05- The way she's looking at you, mate? - Definitely in!- Definitely.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Him, like a gazelle.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10THEY CHEER
0:26:10 > 0:26:13- What about us?- We're your wingmen! - Yeah!
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Time for your last surprise.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Well, what is it, you weirdo?
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Eh?
0:26:32 > 0:26:34What are you wearing?
0:26:34 > 0:26:37I think you're the most wonderful man I'll ever meet.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42No matter what, you're always there for me.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Never let me down.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48It's cos I love you.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51I always have, I always will.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54And I love you, too.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57Always and forever.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05You'll always be my Wonder Woman.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08SHE GIGGLES
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Come on, babe, let's just go, yeah?
0:27:12 > 0:27:14You're already packed.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Let's get Amy back and we can get an earlier flight.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Dean, we're not going anywhere.
0:27:24 > 0:27:28Your mum was right - you have never grown up and you never will.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30What's she been saying?
0:27:30 > 0:27:34Anyone presses the wrong button with you, and you just, you go off.
0:27:34 > 0:27:38No, that's because of her, that's what that is,
0:27:38 > 0:27:41and that's going to all change once we leave them all behind.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44No, no. We could be the other side of the world,
0:27:44 > 0:27:46it's not going to change who you are, is it?
0:27:46 > 0:27:49Rox...please.
0:27:50 > 0:27:54Come on, don't...don't let me down. Not you.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56I'm sorry.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01I'm sorry, it's finished, Dean.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06Look... No, no.
0:28:07 > 0:28:10I love you, I love you.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14I love you and you love me too, you know you do.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16I did.
0:28:16 > 0:28:18I really did.
0:28:18 > 0:28:22- Not any more, not for a long time, not if I'm being honest.- No.
0:28:22 > 0:28:26- Dean, come on, stop it. Listen, listen, listen.- Please.
0:28:26 > 0:28:28It's for the best.
0:28:28 > 0:28:29OK, it is for the best.
0:28:29 > 0:28:32I promise you, you're going to find someone else, I promise you.
0:28:32 > 0:28:36- But I love you. I... - Don't, Dean.
0:28:36 > 0:28:39Baby, I love you, baby...
0:28:39 > 0:28:40Dean, I'm serious, please.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43Do you know what your problem is? You're too serious.
0:28:43 > 0:28:45- Dean, get off of me. Dean! - You're just too serious. I love you.
0:28:45 > 0:28:47- Dean!- I love you.
0:28:47 > 0:28:50Dean! Get off me now! Dean!
0:28:50 > 0:28:53No! No! No! No!
0:28:53 > 0:28:55- I love you.- Get off of me!
0:28:55 > 0:28:57Dean! No!