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0:00:27 > 0:00:30- WOMAN ON RADIO:- 'It's cold and it's breezy

0:00:30 > 0:00:33'and there's a potential still for a few sharp showers.

0:00:33 > 0:00:36'So that's how it's looking. Get those woolly jumpers out.'

0:00:36 > 0:00:39ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

0:00:56 > 0:00:58HORN BEEPS

0:01:02 > 0:01:04HORN BEEPS

0:01:13 > 0:01:14RADIO PLAYS

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Ah, lovely.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Ooh, er, chuck us something for the missus' breakfast, will you?

0:01:26 > 0:01:28MAN SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Hang on. Hang on.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Thank you.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Salmon. That's posh, eh?

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Thank Uncle Rudy and wish him Happy New Year.

0:01:38 > 0:01:43- Good to see things ain't changed in Walford.- No.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45HORN BEEPS

0:01:52 > 0:01:54- Morning!- Morning.- Morning!

0:01:54 > 0:01:58- I think I'll give it another press, that collar ain't right.- Erm, where's me best man?

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Don't tell me, still in his feather.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03I don't know. I ain't sleeping with him, am I?

0:02:03 > 0:02:07- Erm, you girls going to go and see Linda?- There's not much point really,

0:02:07 > 0:02:11they're all doing make-up and hair and stuff, we're not exactly going to be useful, are we?

0:02:11 > 0:02:15Well, I could help. Why couldn't I help? Cos I'm a lesbian?

0:02:15 > 0:02:18- No, because you're wearing a cat bobble hat. - LAUGHTER

0:02:18 > 0:02:20You seen the thing Elaine's calling a hat?

0:02:20 > 0:02:23- Size of a satellite dish.- We'll go over in a bit, all right?- Thank you.

0:02:23 > 0:02:27Go and show her a little bit of support and tell her I love her and all that game.

0:02:27 > 0:02:31- Tell her you love her yourself. - Well, I've told ya, I'm not seeing her till the wedding.

0:02:31 > 0:02:35- We're going to, you know, do it old school.- Oh.- What, after four kids?

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Yeah, after four kids.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41- Where's your sense of romance?- I'm romantic!

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Nah, nah, where's everyone's sense of romance today?

0:02:43 > 0:02:45It's a new year, it's a new start.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49- Everything's going to be cushty. - Don't worry about Dean.- What?

0:02:49 > 0:02:54- Yeah, look, it's been days, I doubt even he would...- Look, I don't want to talk about him.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56I don't want to hear his name in this house today.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Do you understand me? Yeah?

0:02:58 > 0:03:02Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to go and smash the khazi to pieces.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04ALL GROAN

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Have fun at the parade and...

0:03:06 > 0:03:08- Bobby, be good.- Bye Mum!

0:03:08 > 0:03:11I'll see you later.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16HE SIGHS

0:03:17 > 0:03:20I know this is the last thing we need,

0:03:20 > 0:03:23but...she couldn't very well go to Sharon's, could she?

0:03:23 > 0:03:27No. Look, it's fine. She's your mate. It's her wedding day.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30It's going to be a good day, let's just try and enjoy it.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34Johnny's not coming, he's been throwing up all night and missed his flight.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38- Oh, no!- What's he like? Where's his priorities at?- He's sick,

0:03:38 > 0:03:41he wouldn't want to spoil your day. Don't let it upset you.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44He said he'd meet us in Italy. You know, come over for the honeymoon.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Oh, well, you'll really get to catch up then.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50Today'll be too manic. You know, you'd hardly get to speak to him. Trust me.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Right, come on, we're on a tight schedule, let's get some breakfast in you.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Oh, I'm too nervous to eat anything.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Come on. It's just a bit of hair and make-up, a few vows, what's all the fuss about?

0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Oh, is that right, Mr Four Marriages? - KNOCK AT DOOR

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Five. Five?! Five, Ian, really?!

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- Hello, darling!- Hello.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11Here we are, then. Hello, Jane. I've been up since the crack of dawn,

0:04:11 > 0:04:14but I thought cucumber eye masks, no-one's going to be any the wiser.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Delicious!

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Ohh!

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Well, this place is a barrel of laughs.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Why have you two got faces like slapped bums?

0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Johnny's ill. He's not coming.- Oh!

0:04:28 > 0:04:32Well, every wedding has a disaster, Johnny's yours.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36- At least you've got it over and done with.- Yeah, with any luck.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40Well, you're due a bit of luck, good luck.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42- We all are.- Hmm.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Well, at least have a look. What do you think? Will I do?

0:05:07 > 0:05:11I don't know how you can even think about going. I don't know how you can look them in the face.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14All this hiding away in here feeling sorry for yourself, it's got to stop.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16You're not doing yourself any good.

0:05:17 > 0:05:21- I think it tastes funny.- Well, that's because it's posh fish, love.

0:05:21 > 0:05:25- Get it away from me.- That's the hangover talking.

0:05:25 > 0:05:29- Mind you, there'll be a fair few of them there today, you'll fit in nicely.- Stop going on about it!

0:05:29 > 0:05:32We not going to the wedding? What about the cake?

0:05:32 > 0:05:37Don't worry about the cake. Here are, look...I got you this.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Stop ignoring me.

0:05:39 > 0:05:43Stop trying to change my mind and stop thinking you're charming!

0:05:46 > 0:05:50Right, you give me and Nanny a second, will ya?

0:05:53 > 0:05:56I'm going to lose my patience with you in a minute.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00- I can't pretend everything's fine. - No-one's asking you to pretend,

0:06:00 > 0:06:03we're asking you to move on as a family.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07Now, we backed that piece of filth, and Mick and Linda still want us there.

0:06:07 > 0:06:11We owe them that. So...take this,

0:06:11 > 0:06:15eat the salmon...and get the hell out of bed!

0:06:20 > 0:06:22WHIRRING MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY

0:06:23 > 0:06:26- Oh, sorry.- No, no, no, you're all right. Hold up a minute.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27Erm...

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Do you reckon I should have a shave like, like, like proper?

0:06:30 > 0:06:33And I was going to...I was going to ask L,

0:06:33 > 0:06:36- but I've had this so long I don't want to spin her nut.- I'm not sure.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38No, of course not. Erm...look go and get Lee for me.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42- Please don't tell me he's still in the feather.- Mick, I can't find him.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44- What?- I can't find him.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47I woke up this morning and he was gone. He's not answering his phone.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49- I know it's your day, I had to tell you.- Do you know what,

0:06:49 > 0:06:51he really does pick his moments this kid, don't he?

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Since the stag he's seemed, I dunno.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57- What?- Well, I don't know.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Don't worry...

0:07:01 > 0:07:02just go and find him, yeah?

0:07:05 > 0:07:08- WOMAN:- 'Reindeer aren't just for Christmas...'

0:07:08 > 0:07:11She's refusing to talk to me. She won't even tell me where she is.

0:07:11 > 0:07:16- Look, I'll speak to her. She needs to speak to me about Amy anyway.- No!

0:07:16 > 0:07:18You're going to make it worse, again.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21You know, it's your fault I didn't answer the door in the first place.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24- Look, you need to talk to her, I need to hear from her an' all.- Give it to me!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26RADIO PLAYS SOFTLY

0:07:37 > 0:07:40- So is this it, is it?- What?

0:07:40 > 0:07:43- Your boy's first birthday, this is it?- Don't you walk in here

0:07:43 > 0:07:46and start telling me how to parent my child.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Today of all days, I can't believe you don't understand.

0:07:49 > 0:07:54- Oi! Don't run away from me.- Are you two fighting?- No!- No, of course not.

0:07:54 > 0:07:58Me and your Auntie Ron don't fight, do we?

0:07:58 > 0:08:01When's Mummy coming back, then?

0:08:01 > 0:08:04She'll be back soon, darling, I'm sure of it.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11- Look, can you look after the kids, please?- Why?

0:08:11 > 0:08:16Because I'm going to go and get a...a birthday cake or something.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18That's my girl.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Is that for me? Thank you!

0:08:39 > 0:08:42- You should at least say goodbye. - Just wait here!

0:08:59 > 0:09:03If you want to make a fast getaway, you can do it on your own tab.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Go on, then.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20- You need a bigger bit than that, otherwise the curl's not going to be right...- Stand by your beds!- Hiya!

0:09:20 > 0:09:24Hiya. What van did that fall off?

0:09:24 > 0:09:25Mum, be nice.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Well, it's funny you only wanted a hat when you saw mine.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30- You're my inspiration.- Thank you.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32- Mum, you look lovely.- Well, I'm nowhere near finished.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36And Stacey isn't answering her phone so, erm...I'm going blind here!

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Well, she has just had a baby, Paul.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41- Well, baby or not, it's unprofessional.- Why didn't you get Mario, Linda?

0:09:41 > 0:09:43He's on holiday. Talk about timing.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45All right, look, I'm well aware I'm no-one's first choice.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Keep the faith and I'll have you all looking beautiful if it kills me.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- There already, ain't she?- Sharon!

0:09:51 > 0:09:54How's Denny? Is everything all right?

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Well, he's having his assessment today.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00I'm sorry, Linda, but I'm going to have to stay there and make sure he's OK.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02OK. You let me know what they say.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05- I'm so sorry I'm going to miss your wedding.- So am I.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09Hey, you'll be fine. Look at everyone here for you.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Time for you and Mick to make that new start, yeah?

0:10:12 > 0:10:15- Hmm.- Good luck, sweetie.- Thank you.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18- So have we got a bride in here, then?- Hey!- Hello, Alfie.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Look at you ladies looking all lovely and gorgeous, eh?

0:10:20 > 0:10:23- We're not due at the hotel yet. - Better early than never. Got your phone?

0:10:23 > 0:10:27- You going to get free drinks at the bar, Alfie?- Moi?- Yeah, I know you.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29- You sure that's a good idea, Alf? - Is everything all right?

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Yes, it's all good. Everything is under control.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35- Just need you a sec. It's all good. - What's happened, do you think?

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Nothing. Look, sit back down and let Paul finish your hair.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Yeah, you're next, Nance.

0:10:41 > 0:10:42Er...no, thanks.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45It's bad enough you're not wearing a dress.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47'I've been stuck in there with that lot.'

0:10:47 > 0:10:49And, anyway, you're a fine one to talk about answering your phone,

0:10:49 > 0:10:52I've been trying to get hold of you since the stag do. Told Kat yet?

0:10:52 > 0:10:56No. Listen, I'm not doing this now, OK? Cos we told Mick we'd go and find Lee, yeah?

0:10:56 > 0:11:01- Anyone tried phoning him?- No, of course we haven't(!) No-one's thought of that, have they? Come on!

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Er, little girl...

0:11:21 > 0:11:24and...and man.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27- Sorry, love?- I want to ask you something?- She's rude.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30You know what time the pub over the road opens?

0:11:30 > 0:11:34- No, that's closed today.- On New Year's Day?

0:11:34 > 0:11:36- What's the world coming to?- Well, it's a wedding.

0:11:36 > 0:11:40Old owners wouldn't have put up with it, wedding or not.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Yeah, I'm sure you're right.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45Well, where else can you get a drink today?

0:11:45 > 0:11:49I'm sorry, I can't help you, I don't know.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56PHONE RINGS

0:11:58 > 0:12:01- What?- Roxy...they're going in.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03What's the plan now?

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Lee!

0:12:12 > 0:12:14What you doing?

0:12:16 > 0:12:17Dad.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23What's this about?

0:12:23 > 0:12:25LEE SIGHS

0:12:25 > 0:12:29- You disappeared.- I'm coming back, I've got to give you this, in't I?

0:12:29 > 0:12:32No, that's your job, in't it? What, you bailing out on me?

0:12:32 > 0:12:35- Yeah, like you really need me up there?- Of course I do.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38- What, just like you need me an'all, right?- What do you mean?

0:12:38 > 0:12:39I heard you at the stag do.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44You still planning on ending it with me?

0:12:48 > 0:12:52- I have not seen this in years.- Yeah, all right, it's not that big a deal.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54- You're so pretty!- You look lovely!

0:12:54 > 0:12:57- When are you going to change?- I'm not, Nan, I'm wearing this.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59- What?! - LAUGHTER

0:12:59 > 0:13:02I'm joking. LAUGHTER

0:13:02 > 0:13:06- What you wearing, then?- I've got this, like, sort of brown suit.

0:13:06 > 0:13:10So...what do we think?

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Ohh!

0:13:13 > 0:13:15LAUGHTER

0:13:15 > 0:13:19- Oh, darling!- Pull yourself together, Elaine.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22- Yeah, think of your make-up.- Ohh!

0:13:22 > 0:13:25- Linda, you look fantastic. - Thank you.- I would.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28What?! Teen! That...that's just not right!

0:13:28 > 0:13:31Yeah, well, you look good. You know you look good. Come on, say it.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34I look good.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36And so do you!

0:13:36 > 0:13:40Oh, wow! Oh, my baby girl!

0:13:40 > 0:13:44- It's only for today though, isn't it? - We'll see about that.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46- Now, when are you going to change? - Oh.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Where are you?

0:13:56 > 0:13:58- Ron.- Yeah?

0:14:04 > 0:14:08- Hello, Veronica.- Who's that?

0:14:08 > 0:14:10That's my mum.

0:14:12 > 0:14:16- She's worried about you.- Everyone's worried about me, she's still leaving me though, in't she?

0:14:16 > 0:14:19Well, she's here, in't she?

0:14:19 > 0:14:23You ain't been very well, Lee, you've got to face that.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26That's got to be just as hard on her as you, no?

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Yeah, that's why I don't blame her. Look, I don't blame you.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Leave me. I would, if I was you. - What are you talking about?

0:14:31 > 0:14:34Lee, I love you, I want to make things work.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39So you think me and your mum got together without any agg?

0:14:39 > 0:14:42You're obviously a better man than me then, in't ya?

0:14:42 > 0:14:46It's your mum that makes me the man that I am, always has.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49I want things to be the way they were before.

0:14:49 > 0:14:53All right? I don't know why I said the things I said, but...

0:14:54 > 0:14:58Lee, I don't know, I think I was just having a moment.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Kind of like what you're having now.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04You can forgive the girl for being human, can't you?

0:15:04 > 0:15:07Or are you the only one that's allowed to feel stuff?

0:15:22 > 0:15:23I'm sorry.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Yeah.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Why do you put up with me?

0:15:42 > 0:15:43'We haven't got long'

0:15:43 > 0:15:46- till we need to get going.- Yeah, well, you can't rush perfection.

0:15:46 > 0:15:50- Can Sonia come in the car with you? - Cars are for family.- She is family!

0:15:50 > 0:15:54Oh, no, Lee's lost the rings!

0:15:54 > 0:15:56- What?!- I'm joking. LAUGHTER

0:15:56 > 0:15:59They're on their way to the hotel now.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Tina, Sonia can come with me, I'm going in my car.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Is Shirley going with Buster and the boys or...?

0:16:03 > 0:16:06- If she decides to turn up, that is. - Why wouldn't she come?

0:16:06 > 0:16:10- I'm running low on hairspray here. - Oi, you promised perfection!

0:16:10 > 0:16:13- I've got to go in a minute!- What, where are you going?- Why wouldn't she come, Babe?

0:16:13 > 0:16:16Buster told me she's having second thoughts,

0:16:16 > 0:16:19- after everything with Dean.- She has to make it about herself.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Leave her to it, I say, if she doesn't want to come.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24- Where are you going?- To see Shirley.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26- What? Mum, you haven't got time. - There's time for this.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Dean is not ruining one more day of my life.

0:16:32 > 0:16:37- Why is Granny here?- Glenda is my name, not...- Not Granny, really?

0:16:37 > 0:16:40Do you know what, shall we go next door? Come on.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43- She's who I've come for.- What?- Come here.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Roxy should say goodbye.

0:16:45 > 0:16:50- You've seen Roxy?- Turned up on my doorstep, floods of tears.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53- Been attacked by her boyfriend, she said.- And she came to you?

0:16:53 > 0:16:59Well, I was surprised, but apparently big sister let her down, so she came to mum.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02- RONNIE LAUGHS - Do you know it's a joke that you even use that word.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07- Do you want some chocolate cake? - Chocolate cake!

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Yes, chocolate cake.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Still as gorgeous as ever.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13So where is she?

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Collecting her things. She thinks she's going to Portugal.

0:17:16 > 0:17:21- What?! Run away? What if the police need her?- Exactly what I said.

0:17:21 > 0:17:25Really? Because all of a sudden you care about rape, do you?

0:17:25 > 0:17:29It does always have to be about you, doesn't it?

0:17:29 > 0:17:32- I want to see her, you can't stop me.- I want you to see her.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35I want you to talk her out of this. Why else do you think I'm here?

0:17:35 > 0:17:39She sees Amy, sees you, maybe some sense will land in her head.

0:17:40 > 0:17:44We're on the same page, just this once.

0:17:44 > 0:17:45RONNIE SIGHS

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Lee's got Ollie ready.

0:17:52 > 0:17:56- Right, we better do the slips then, eh?- Yeah.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59- You look beautiful, darling.- Nervous?

0:17:59 > 0:18:02No. I've never been more sure of anything in my life.

0:18:02 > 0:18:06And when you see Linda, let her know that, please. I can't have all this, like, cold-feet caper.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08SHE LAUGHS

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Well, thanks for everything with Lee.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13- That's all right. Everything's sweet though, yeah?- Yeah.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16Yeah, well, we will...we will be.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18You're right, we're just like you and Linda.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Well, good luck.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23- Oh!- Oh! - SHE LAUGHS

0:18:23 > 0:18:25- Easy, you'll get people rabbitting. - Oh.

0:18:25 > 0:18:26You all right?

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Thought I might jump in with you lot.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31Not enough room for the two hats in Linda's car,

0:18:31 > 0:18:33even though Tina's disappeared off somewhere now.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Oh, what now?

0:18:35 > 0:18:38You look beautiful, by the way.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Right.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49- Jade, come here.- Lee!

0:18:49 > 0:18:51- Lee, you seen Shirley?- What you doing? Dad'll see you.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54- What do you want Shirley for?- Apparently, she's not coming.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57- I dunno, I ain't seen her.- Don't worry about it, love.- Well, try calling her again.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00- Just forget it! We ain't got time. - Nan's there.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04- What?- She's watching from the window.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10- We've got to get going soon!- I won't be long.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14- Just make sure everyone's ready. - Jade, come on.- If they've seen you...

0:19:14 > 0:19:17- I'm not going, it's not right. - It's your son's wedding.

0:19:17 > 0:19:21Yeah, well, my kids are at their best when they're as far away from me as possible.

0:19:21 > 0:19:25- KNOCK AT DOOR - Just leave it.- Oh, no, no, that's got to stop.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27You shouldn't have seen in the New Year so enthusiastically.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30Well, so much for you keeping your nose out for your resolution.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32- I really can't wait to live with you again.- Me neither!

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Look, you're doing my head in.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37What's the matter with him? He got a hangover or something?

0:19:37 > 0:19:38I dunno.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Oh! Nice dress!

0:19:42 > 0:19:44Do you mind telling me why you aren't coming to my wedding?

0:19:46 > 0:19:49We'll...we'll give you a minute. Yeah?

0:19:49 > 0:19:52- Yeah, come on, love. Come on.- Yeah.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Erm, I just wanted to say...

0:19:55 > 0:19:59what happened, that he...

0:20:01 > 0:20:04- I'm sorry.- It's in the past.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07- Well, I just would never have thought...- I know.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10I wouldn't have been able to either, I think.

0:20:13 > 0:20:18You should come later, all of you, for the reception.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20The hotel's beautiful. It'd be fun.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Now, can you answer my question, please?

0:20:33 > 0:20:35I don't want this to be about me.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38- I want to do the right thing.- We've been through all this.

0:20:38 > 0:20:42Mick wants you there. And, I dunno why, but for some reason I actually want you there.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44I don't see how you can.

0:20:44 > 0:20:49- LINDA SIGHS - I have known you, Shirley, for, what, 26 years,

0:20:49 > 0:20:53either as Mick's sister or as his mum...

0:20:53 > 0:20:57- or as the woman who burned down my mother's pub.- I didn't know that.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00Now, you come to my wedding, you watch us get married,

0:21:00 > 0:21:02and for once you slap a smile on.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04Understood?

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Good.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15I was... Erm...

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Thank you.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Oh, goodness! How lovely!

0:21:41 > 0:21:44Well, this is a very nice spot for a wedding, I must say.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46Oh, hello, Pam.

0:21:46 > 0:21:50Oh. Good New Year's Eve?

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Er...yes, yes.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Bit me and you, this place, ain't it?

0:21:54 > 0:21:57- We should look into booking it. - Yeah, dream on.

0:21:57 > 0:22:01- They've got a lake, Billy.- Yeah, well, we'll have to start saving, won't we?

0:22:01 > 0:22:04- Congratulations, you two.- Tamwar, groom arrived yet?

0:22:04 > 0:22:08No, best not. Apparently, there's some disaster with the band.

0:22:08 > 0:22:12- Oh.- They're supposed to be playing Linda's favourite song.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14MUSIC PLAYS

0:22:18 > 0:22:21I need to speak to somebody in charge. We're five chairs down.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23You're still stuck on the M25? People have emigrated faster!

0:22:23 > 0:22:25- It's nice, in't it?- It's lovely.

0:22:25 > 0:22:29- The guests are here!- This corridor's bigger than our bar in Spain.

0:22:29 > 0:22:33- Says the Lottery winners! - Here he is!

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Oh! Lovely to see you.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38It's nice you haven't let money change you.

0:22:38 > 0:22:42- I'd let it change me in all sorts of ways.- Well, I'm still me.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44- Money maketh man.- Manners.

0:22:44 > 0:22:48- Manners maketh man.- Lucky I'm not a man, then.

0:22:48 > 0:22:53They got this lovely place and they fill the side road with that plastic bird tat!

0:22:53 > 0:22:57- Oh, look, our sunshine's here. - Oh, you're back. Brilliant!

0:22:57 > 0:23:01- Alfie, come here.- All right, girls, come on. Nice to see you, sweetheart, play nicely, all right?

0:23:01 > 0:23:05- Yeah, yeah.- Don't you start all that.- Oh, cheers.- Cheers!

0:23:05 > 0:23:09Well I've got an MP3 player in the car, if the band don't turn up.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12- Bagsy I'm not the one who tells Linda.- All right, boys?

0:23:12 > 0:23:15- Yeah, we're getting there. - Everything looking sweet, yeah? - MOBILE RINGTONE

0:23:15 > 0:23:16Oh, hang on, that's your missus.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Come on, let's get you out of here.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33Isn't it perfect, Mum?

0:23:34 > 0:23:36Chop, chop, go and get changed.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39- You're going to make your mother late for her own wedding.- Calm down.

0:23:39 > 0:23:43It's going to be awful, you know that, don't you?

0:23:43 > 0:23:45- At least her hair's nice.- Let's get up to the room.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Finishing touches.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55I've come to see Amy, not you.

0:23:55 > 0:23:59- Mummy!- Hello, darling. You all right?

0:23:59 > 0:24:00Hey!

0:24:00 > 0:24:04Ladies and gents, if you'd like to start making your way in, please.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07- Have you seen Tina?- Tina?

0:24:07 > 0:24:10- Why, is she not here?- I don't understand!

0:24:10 > 0:24:12It's Mick's wedding, I've told you this.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Mick?!

0:24:14 > 0:24:17- Her boy?- Err...yeah.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20- Don't see what I'm doing here, then. - That makes two of us.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23- Are you having a laugh?- She should be here, it's family.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26- Come on, Teen, we're already late. - Oh, it's you!

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Look how handsome you are.

0:24:28 > 0:24:34- She recognises me?- Congratulations, married and so young to do it.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37Are you sure? Never too late to leg it, you know?

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Come on.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Oh, don't be mad.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Want a drink?

0:24:46 > 0:24:49Oi, Shirl. Mick's getting married,

0:24:49 > 0:24:51like a real proper grown-up.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56You are so going to cry today.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59- There you go.- It's nice to see your mum here.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05The whole family should be here on a day like this.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09Don't you think?

0:25:09 > 0:25:11I thought Dad had gone away.

0:25:12 > 0:25:16- Jade, go and find your grandad. - Jade...

0:25:16 > 0:25:18I love you very much.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Go on.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30You're not going in there, Dean.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33You're not going to ruin it for them.

0:25:36 > 0:25:37'And we'll talk every day'

0:25:37 > 0:25:39on the phone and on the laptop, like you do with Daddy, won't we?

0:25:39 > 0:25:43- You don't have to do this.- Jack, please, my flight's in a few hours, OK?

0:25:43 > 0:25:47- Can't I come with you?- I wouldn't be very good at looking after you.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49And you deserve that, don't you?

0:25:49 > 0:25:52You...you deserve someone to look after you.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Roxy...

0:25:55 > 0:25:58You have better fun with Daddy anyway, don't you?

0:25:58 > 0:26:01We'll have a good time, darling.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04Amy...it's for the best, OK?

0:26:04 > 0:26:07- Is that right?- Stay out of it!

0:26:07 > 0:26:10- I'm helping.- You haven't helped in five years.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13And even when you were here, what good did you do?

0:26:17 > 0:26:21I'm going...and you're not changing my mind.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24Do I actually have to do this, like, walk in front of everyone?

0:26:24 > 0:26:25Yes, you do!

0:26:34 > 0:26:37- LINDA SIGHS - Your dad,

0:26:37 > 0:26:40he would have been so proud of you, darling.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43Thanks, Mum.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Come on, Nancy, what are you doing out there?

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Yeah, go on, let's see this suit of yours, then.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54LAUGHTER

0:26:54 > 0:26:56Surprise.

0:26:56 > 0:26:57BOTH GASP

0:26:57 > 0:26:59Wow!

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Baby girl!

0:27:04 > 0:27:07THUNDER

0:27:07 > 0:27:09Look at this, eh?

0:27:12 > 0:27:14A lake-house hotel.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18What, they think this is going to cover up what they're like?

0:27:18 > 0:27:19What they're really like?

0:27:19 > 0:27:22She slept with me and he almost beats me half to death,

0:27:22 > 0:27:24but, no, let's enjoy their big fancy wedding day.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Why did you come here today?

0:27:26 > 0:27:28To spoil it for them?

0:27:32 > 0:27:34For them?!

0:27:35 > 0:27:38I couldn't care less.

0:27:40 > 0:27:42I'm not here for them,

0:27:42 > 0:27:44I'm here for you, Mum.

0:27:47 > 0:27:50Yeah, she...she won't be long.

0:27:50 > 0:27:52Always late, that one.

0:27:52 > 0:27:55She's definitely coming? You promise me? You're not lying, no?

0:27:55 > 0:27:58I've just seen her. She's just getting Jade a drink, all right?

0:27:58 > 0:28:01She wouldn't miss this, I promise.

0:28:01 > 0:28:02Dad?

0:28:02 > 0:28:05Just...just give me a minute.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14You nervous, love?

0:28:14 > 0:28:17Never been surer of anything in my life.

0:28:20 > 0:28:22Walk away, Dean!

0:28:22 > 0:28:24What, you think you can just walk away?

0:28:24 > 0:28:27After what you tried to do to me,

0:28:27 > 0:28:32you think you can just...you can just turn up here and celebrate with your real son?

0:28:32 > 0:28:34The only son you ever really wanted.

0:28:34 > 0:28:37That's what makes me sick!

0:28:37 > 0:28:39All of this is because of you.

0:28:39 > 0:28:42You let Mick and Linda destroy my life.

0:28:42 > 0:28:45- They've taken everything from me! - They've taken nothing!

0:28:45 > 0:28:49Nothing, Dean! This is all you, because you're a rapist!

0:28:49 > 0:28:52You don't call me that!

0:28:56 > 0:29:00- Police.- What you doing?- Lakeside Hotel.- What are you doing? Give me that!- Dean!

0:29:00 > 0:29:02Give me that phone!

0:29:05 > 0:29:07CHATTER

0:29:10 > 0:29:12- Jade.- Sorry.

0:29:15 > 0:29:18- Where's Nanny?- She went outside.

0:29:20 > 0:29:22With my dad.

0:29:24 > 0:29:25What?

0:29:25 > 0:29:27After everything you've done, you still blame me?!

0:29:27 > 0:29:30Please, Dean, stop!

0:29:30 > 0:29:32- Stop, Dean!- Well, stop what?

0:29:32 > 0:29:36Trying to kill you? Trying to drown you? Like you did to me or Mick?

0:29:36 > 0:29:39- Please, Dean!- "Oh, please, Dean!" Just admit it!

0:29:39 > 0:29:42- I am this way because of you.- Mick!

0:29:42 > 0:29:44"Mick! Mick!"

0:29:44 > 0:29:46Yargh!

0:29:46 > 0:29:48Mum!