04/01/2015

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0:00:25 > 0:00:28- You're perky. - I've got a little boy to look after.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30- Haven't we, Lil?- Yeah.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33He's our number one priority, ain't he?

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Yeah, well, talking of that, I was thinking we...

0:00:35 > 0:00:38we could go and get him registered today. What do you think?

0:00:38 > 0:00:40- No, I haven't got time for that today.- Why?

0:00:40 > 0:00:42We've got a new sofa arriving, remember?

0:00:42 > 0:00:44And Nan and Uncle Charlie are coming.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46I wonder if they'll come bearing gifts.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48They're not the Three Wise Men.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Me and Alfie can stay here if you want to go.- I just said no.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54I just want to make it all nice and tidy, all right?

0:00:54 > 0:00:55All right. Suit yourself!

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Can you get Lily dressed for school?

0:00:58 > 0:00:59She's got a party later.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01I've ironed her dress, it's on the bed.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03I know it's only a bit of paper, but...

0:01:03 > 0:01:06I don't want her late on the first day of term!

0:01:06 > 0:01:08It'd be nice to get it recognised in the eyes of the law.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Who cares what the law thinks? As long as God knows.

0:01:11 > 0:01:12Since when do you care what God thinks?

0:01:12 > 0:01:15- Can we just do it another day? - I am his dad.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18I do get a say in this as well.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23Right, come on, Lily, let's get you ready for school.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Argh! That is disgusting! Avert your eyes, Jade.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33- Look at your tie, it's not even straight.- Oh, Lord.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35- Lee! Lee...- Hmm?

0:01:35 > 0:01:37You've got to play the part

0:01:37 > 0:01:39- if you're going to be running this place.- Yeah, I know,

0:01:39 > 0:01:43seeing as superstar DJ Arthur is living it large in Austria now.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46- Oh, yeah.- You going to come and help me downstairs?

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Only if I can have some more of that wedding cake!

0:01:49 > 0:01:50- She not at school?- Inset day.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53If they aren't going to work her, then I am.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56- That's child labour! - Yeah, and I'm the landlady.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57Talk to me like that again

0:01:57 > 0:01:59and you're not going to get any cake, EVER.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01So, Shirl, are we pushing food this week?

0:02:01 > 0:02:05- Cos no-one really drinks first week of January, do they?- No, I know.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07I'll get Buster to bring some fish over,

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Babe can knock up some pies

0:02:08 > 0:02:10and write some specials on the board, yeah?

0:02:10 > 0:02:12- Yeah.- Make it look pretty.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Come on, you, down the barrel store.

0:02:14 > 0:02:15See you later.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18- Right, on that note, I'd best be off, an' all.- Ooh.- Ta.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20- See you later.- Bye.- Bye.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23I think Shirl knows what she's doing.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Yeah, she's sleeping in Mum and Dad's bed.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Lucky Mick and Linda.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Ugh... No, thanks.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44- Shirley was looking for you. - Yeah?

0:02:44 > 0:02:47I went over to pick up some bills and sign for a new phone.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50She wants a fish pie on the lunch menu.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Can you sort us out? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, course I can.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Yep. Consider it done.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15'Good morning, Mr Moon, I'm calling from Dr Stewart's office.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19'Please could you call us back as soon as possible? Thank you.'

0:03:19 > 0:03:22- GIGGLING - Will you lot keep it down in there?

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Sorry, Stace.

0:03:24 > 0:03:28Oh, listen, I'm meeting up with a couple of nuns later,

0:03:28 > 0:03:29to give them a cheque.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Do you mind if I meet 'em here?

0:03:31 > 0:03:32- Nuns?- Hmm.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34From the convent where I had Zoe.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36I'm making a donation.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Well, I'm going out anyway, so if you're here, the new sofa's coming.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42- Where are you going, abroad? - No. Why abroad?

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Just seen the passport in your bag.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Oh, no. I've just.. I've got to go to the Post Office,

0:03:47 > 0:03:49pick up a present from my mum.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50It didn't fit through the letterbox.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Kat, listen, I'm just popping out for a bit.

0:03:53 > 0:03:54Everyone leaving me?

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Well, I'm sure Nan and Uncle Charlie want to hear all about Spain

0:03:57 > 0:03:59and how nice it is. You can show 'em your tan!

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Don't be long, will you?

0:04:02 > 0:04:06Yeah, I'm just really bored of Shirley telling me what to do.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10So, I spoke to the imam at the mosque and he said that

0:04:10 > 0:04:13if you're interested in learning more about Islam

0:04:13 > 0:04:15then he'll sit down and talk to you.

0:04:15 > 0:04:16Oh, right. What...

0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Is that what you came here to say? - Yeah.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23No. Yeah, definitely. I'll definitely bear it in mind.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27I've got to get on, but I'll chat to you later.

0:04:38 > 0:04:39This is it, here.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45I feel sick.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46It's going to be fine.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49It could be worse. You could be Neil.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51- Dumped by text.- Cheers. - Sorry, mate.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54This was your New Year's resolution, remember?

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Which technically means I have another 362 days to do it.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Can we just get some breakfast first?

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Yes, we can! I'm Hank Marvin.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04We're coming back!

0:05:13 > 0:05:18Hey, Billy No-Mates, what are you doing, sitting on your own?

0:05:19 > 0:05:21You OK?

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Right, Mum's here. You all right?

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Yeah.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31I'm sorry I'm so late. I couldn't get on a Tube. They were packed!

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Had an armpit in me face for five stops.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37- Here, I got you these - chrysanthemums.- Aw...

0:05:37 > 0:05:40I thought, you know, with the lady-test today.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Hysteroscopy. Let's just call it what it is.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47My reiki master says having flowers in the house

0:05:47 > 0:05:49makes you less anxious and reduces stress.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Thanks, Mum, it's very kind of you.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53You're sure you don't need me to come with you both?

0:05:53 > 0:05:57No, no. All I need from you is to mind our stall, all right?

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Well...I know how icky and unpleasant these things are.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02I'm going to be late for work.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05- Can you sort this out?- All right.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Come and get me around lunchtime? - Yeah.- I'll see you later.

0:06:08 > 0:06:09Bye.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20- Hey.- Hello.- I'll take a coffee to go, please.- Sure.

0:06:22 > 0:06:23Happy New Year.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Let's hope so.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28I thought we were going to put all of that behind us.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31What, pretend that we like one another?

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Vincent might be able to keep up the pretence, but I certainly can't.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38That's interesting... considering you've been playing

0:06:38 > 0:06:41the part of the grieving widow all these years.

0:06:41 > 0:06:45Had a very interesting chat with my mother the other day.

0:06:45 > 0:06:49She has a very clear memory of the night your husband supposedly died,

0:06:49 > 0:06:52and it is very different to your version of events.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54She's obviously going senile.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58No. No, her brain is about as sharp as your tongue.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02I mean, I'd be happy to share her version with Vincent...

0:07:02 > 0:07:04unless you're civil to me.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Why don't you think about it?

0:07:06 > 0:07:07Ta-ta.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10- Thanks very much. See you later. - Cheers. See you.

0:07:13 > 0:07:18I've been offered an MRI scan this afternoon.

0:07:19 > 0:07:20Did you take it?

0:07:20 > 0:07:23I said I'd call 'em back.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Alfie, the longer you leave it...

0:07:26 > 0:07:28All right, what did Kat say?

0:07:30 > 0:07:33- You haven't told her, have you? - Ian, I feel fine.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Well, if you feel fine, then maybe you are.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39You could be worrying yourself sick and it turns out to be benign.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44And if it's not?

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Then you need to act fast.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Before it's too late.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54PHONE RINGS

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Here we are. Fish is the dish, ladies.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Why didn't you tell me about this?

0:08:19 > 0:08:21You got it out? Nice of you(!)

0:08:21 > 0:08:22She was looking out for me.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24So was I.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Shirl, Jade keeps on at me for more wedding cake.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Can I give her a slice just to shut her up?

0:08:28 > 0:08:30What? What's that?

0:08:30 > 0:08:34Letter from Dean. He wants us to go and visit.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Well, you're obviously not going, are you?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Aren't you curious?

0:08:38 > 0:08:39No. Not in the least.

0:08:39 > 0:08:40I am.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42What, are you being serious?

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Deadly.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45We need to go and see him.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Oh, I just wanted to check on her. When did she leave?

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Ten minutes. She came in, she rushed straight back out.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57And she definitely said she was going to the clinic?

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Yeah. Yeah. Maybe you got the appointment time wrong?

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Yeah, I must have done.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04I'm going to give her a call. Cheers.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15I can't believe I'm having to do this.

0:09:15 > 0:09:16What is it?

0:09:18 > 0:09:22A nice "don't worry about me" card to Dot from Arthur.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24SHE SIGHS

0:09:24 > 0:09:28So, you're going to send it to Austria, just to get it sent back?

0:09:28 > 0:09:29Yep.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Trying to copy his handwriting too.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34This is...this is so messed up.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Has Kim said anything about your new car?

0:09:37 > 0:09:40She just likes that we have a new car.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46We're going to have to let go this feud with the Mitchells, son.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52I've seen you hurt one too many times now.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56You...you can't mean that.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00We could go to our graves cursing them,

0:10:00 > 0:10:03but it's not going to bring your father back.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Or that boy.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Something's got to give.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Where are you? Your sofa's 'ere.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Hey, look who I found outside.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Hey! Hey! It's Nanny and Grandad.

0:10:26 > 0:10:27What's with the wallpaper?

0:10:27 > 0:10:30- Back in fashion again, is it? - You all right, Dad?

0:10:30 > 0:10:32- Hello, Kat. All right? - Nice to see you.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35- Grandad!- Hello, son. Where are the twins?- They're having a kip.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37- I thought Fat Elvis was coming? - Don't even go there.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39She's living with me and Lynne now.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42He's left me for his probation officer. Can you believe it?

0:10:42 > 0:10:43What a dirtbag.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46Aw, Mo, some people have got no class, have they, sweetheart?

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Don't get me started.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50I'm on tablets now for me blood pressure.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53We've got some belated birthday presents for you, son.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Not as nice as what Mummy and Daddy could afford.

0:10:56 > 0:10:57- That sofa's plush!- Oi-oi.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00Whatever you've got him, he's going to love it.

0:11:00 > 0:11:01Here, Alfie, put the kettle on.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03- Why does she keep unplugging things?- I don't know.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05How's Spain?

0:11:05 > 0:11:06Yeah, it's fine.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09What? Yeah. No, Spain's great. It's lovely.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12- Living the dream, ain't we, darling? - And was Zoe all right?

0:11:12 > 0:11:13Yeah, she loves it out there.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Hello. Oh, you're all here.

0:11:17 > 0:11:18Oh, there she is!

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Oh, I've been waiting to meet him!

0:11:20 > 0:11:21Yeah, yeah. Sorry I'm late.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24I've had loads to do, I've been really busy.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26- Can I see him?- No, he's asleep. I'm going to put him down.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28You can see him later.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Oh... That was a bit of an anti-climax.

0:11:37 > 0:11:38Shabs, it's me.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Can you call me as soon as you get this message, please?

0:11:42 > 0:11:44I know you're not at the clinic, so...

0:11:49 > 0:11:51What are we going to do, eh?

0:11:51 > 0:11:54We don't want them all crowding you, do we? No!

0:11:54 > 0:11:56DOOR OPENS

0:11:56 > 0:11:58I thought he was asleep.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Yeah, well, he woke up.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Didn't you? Probably all them noisy people!

0:12:03 > 0:12:04You feeling all right?

0:12:04 > 0:12:07Yeah, I feel good. I feel really good. Why?

0:12:09 > 0:12:12So, where's this present from Jean, then?

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Oh, I forgot it.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Will you just watch he don't roll off the bed?

0:12:16 > 0:12:19I need to get a thermometer. I think he's got a temperature.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24He's fine.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Yeah, but you better just double-check.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28You can't be too sure at this age, can you?

0:12:32 > 0:12:34- Oi! Do you mind?!- No, not really.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37I thought you didn't have time for this today?

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Yeah, well, I've changed my mind.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Yeah, I can see that.

0:12:41 > 0:12:42Where's Martin's name?

0:12:44 > 0:12:45- What?- The father.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48It's blank.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51That's why you've been acting weird today.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53- I ain't acting weird.- Yes, you are.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56You're all over the place. Look at the state of you.

0:12:56 > 0:12:57SHE SIGHS

0:12:57 > 0:13:00- That's what secrets do. - What secrets, Kat?

0:13:00 > 0:13:02What are you talking about, secrets?

0:13:03 > 0:13:06Martin ain't the father, is he?

0:13:08 > 0:13:10What if I've scared her off?

0:13:10 > 0:13:12I mean it. One mention of Islam and she clammed up.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15The fact that she's interested is pretty remarkable.

0:13:15 > 0:13:16Or is it too good to be true?

0:13:16 > 0:13:19You know what Nancy's like. She's strong-willed.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21She wouldn't say she was interested if she wasn't.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Just let her lead the way. It's not like, I don't know,

0:13:24 > 0:13:27just one day deciding to wear the shirt that Carmel bought you

0:13:27 > 0:13:29for Christmas when it's not really your usual style,

0:13:29 > 0:13:32- you know what I mean?- What?

0:13:32 > 0:13:33Do you like it? Is it too tight?

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Dad, I don't care about your shirt right now!

0:13:36 > 0:13:38I've got my own dilemma. Yeah?

0:13:38 > 0:13:40It's too tight.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42< Yes!

0:13:43 > 0:13:45- Kushy?- Hmm.- Everything all right?

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Yeah, yeah. All good.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Why won't you tell me who the father is?

0:13:56 > 0:13:59- Why are you being like this? - Like what?

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Stand-offish! It's me!

0:14:04 > 0:14:08You know you're going to have to tell him, don't you?

0:14:08 > 0:14:11You can't keep this from him. You couldn't even keep it from me!

0:14:11 > 0:14:14Yeah, well, Martin ain't a nosy cow who goes through people's bags!

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Charming. Yeah, nice(!)

0:14:17 > 0:14:21He's going to find out sooner or later. Ain't it better now?

0:14:21 > 0:14:24- I need to protect Arthur. - By lying to him?

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Oh... You'd know all about that, wouldn't you, Kat?

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Why do you think I'm telling you this?

0:14:30 > 0:14:33What I kept from Zoe for all those years tore us apart.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35I do not want it to happen to you.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38- Yeah, but you're fine now, ain't you?- Yeah, we're fine.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Yeah, so it all worked out.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42And this will an' all. Just stop interfering.

0:14:42 > 0:14:43KNOCK ON DOOR

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Is he awake yet?

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Only Alfie's invited us to lunch at the Vic.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49We could grab Martin on the way.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52- Yeah, that's great. We'll be out in a sec.- All right.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Think about what I said.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59If you leave this, things will just get worse.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Shabs! Shabs, where have you been?

0:15:07 > 0:15:09Denise said you'd gone to the appointment on your own,

0:15:09 > 0:15:11but you can't have, can you?

0:15:11 > 0:15:13No, no, I know. I'm sorry. I couldn't tell her.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15You couldn't tell her what?

0:15:15 > 0:15:18- I-I got a call from the pharmacy. - Why? What's wrong?

0:15:18 > 0:15:20No, no. Oh, nothing's wrong.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23I spoke to them a few weeks ago about finishing my course.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Did you? You didn't tell me that.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27No, I know, I didn't want to jinx it.

0:15:27 > 0:15:31Listen, they're willing to supervise my pre-registration training.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36They're giving me a job.

0:15:36 > 0:15:37- They're- giv... Yeah.

0:15:37 > 0:15:41- That's great. That's great news. - Yeah, hopefully.

0:15:41 > 0:15:45Right, I need to hide from Denise until the appointment.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48- I'll get us a nice lunch.- Yeah. - You tell your mum, I'll tell my dad.

0:15:48 > 0:15:52Right, yeah, let's do it. I'll come with you. Walk and talk.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Congratulations would be really nice.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59That goes without saying, doesn't it? Well done, well done.

0:15:59 > 0:16:03- Are you all having the fish pie? - Yes, we are, sweetheart, thank you.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Right, listen up, everyone. A toast.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08To Stacey, Martin, Arthur Brian Fowler -

0:16:08 > 0:16:10the happy family.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12- Cheers!- The happy family.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Yeah. I'm glad we came today.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16You needed cheering up, didn't you?

0:16:16 > 0:16:18I might have been dumped for an old tart,

0:16:18 > 0:16:20but least I've got all yous lot.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22It's his loss, sweetheart!

0:16:22 > 0:16:25You had little Arthur registered and all that business?

0:16:25 > 0:16:28I keep on at her, but I'm just going to have to book it myself.

0:16:28 > 0:16:29We can go tomorrow, eh?

0:16:29 > 0:16:33She's already done it. Did it this morning, didn't you, Stace?

0:16:34 > 0:16:35What?

0:16:35 > 0:16:39- Tell him.- I asked you if we could do it and you said...

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Yeah, I know what I said.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43So why did you go without me?

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Cos I wanted it to be a surprise.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Mission accomplished.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Have you got it with you?

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Yes, it's in my bag.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Can I see it?

0:17:02 > 0:17:03My name's not on it.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Stacey?

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Well, of course it's not on there. The father needs to be present.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14She wanted it to be a surprise but when she got down there,

0:17:14 > 0:17:17she found out that she needed you with her.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20She bawled her eyes out when she got home.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Aw, poor cow. Just trying to do a nice thing.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Well, don't worry about it, it's fine.

0:17:28 > 0:17:32- We'll go back together, get it sorted?- Yeah, I suppose.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Well, enough of the baby.

0:17:34 > 0:17:35Let Great-Nan have a hold.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38No, I need to change him first.

0:17:38 > 0:17:39BABY CRIES

0:17:39 > 0:17:41- Is she all right? - Yeah, she's fine.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44I think all this birth certificate stuff has just upset her.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Has Ollie got a changing mat?

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Arthur's a bit fussy about being changed in front of everyone.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52Do you know what, he always did strike me as a bit of a snob.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55- I'm joking. Course you can. It's in the front room.- Thanks.

0:17:55 > 0:17:56There you go.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07BELL RINGS

0:18:07 > 0:18:09DOOR UNLOCKS

0:18:26 > 0:18:28So, are we all right?

0:18:33 > 0:18:35What do you want?

0:18:36 > 0:18:39I need your help.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41I know things got out of hand at the lake,

0:18:41 > 0:18:44but I need to get myself a decent lawyer and to do that,

0:18:44 > 0:18:47- I got to take some money out of Blades...- Let me stop you there.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49We are NOT here to help you.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54You don't write to us, you don't call.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56In fact, we want nothing to do with you.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59And whatever happens to you, you stay away from Jade.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01You came all the way here to tell me that?

0:19:03 > 0:19:04That's very cruel.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Maybe I should have held your head under that water

0:19:08 > 0:19:10a little bit longer, finished you off.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13At least THEN I would be here for a reason!

0:19:13 > 0:19:14See...

0:19:15 > 0:19:17..there it is.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Ha!

0:19:19 > 0:19:23What you really are when you don't get what you really want.

0:19:23 > 0:19:27Linda and Roxy found that out, didn't they?

0:19:27 > 0:19:28And your mum,

0:19:28 > 0:19:30when you held her head under the water.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35After you smashed up Blades...

0:19:35 > 0:19:40all that talk about wanting to be punished.

0:19:40 > 0:19:45I think I knew then what you really are, only I chose to ignore it.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48I mean, she did try to drown me first!

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Are we just going to ignore that?

0:19:50 > 0:19:52She's going to get away with it?

0:19:52 > 0:19:55You ought to count yourself lucky it wasn't me.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57I gut fish for a living, remember?

0:19:57 > 0:20:00Nothing slips through my fingers.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Now...

0:20:04 > 0:20:07..do you remember what your mum said earlier?

0:20:07 > 0:20:08Hmm?

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Good.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16Because I've got friends in here.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20And if you think your life was hell on the outside...

0:20:43 > 0:20:44Well, that's great news!

0:20:44 > 0:20:47- Well, just keep it quiet for now. - Yeah.- Yeah?

0:20:47 > 0:20:49- There you are!- You all right, Mum?

0:20:49 > 0:20:50Has there been a problem?

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Is Shabnam all right?

0:20:52 > 0:20:53Um...

0:20:53 > 0:20:55I'm your mother.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57I can tell when something's going on.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00- And something's going on. - You couldn't be more wrong, Mum.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03If I tell you this, you have to keep schtum, OK?

0:21:03 > 0:21:06I am not some sort of loudmouth, Kush.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08I can keep a secret.

0:21:08 > 0:21:13Yvonne at Pilates has taken up with a 32-year-old lover,

0:21:13 > 0:21:15and I haven't told a soul.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Yeah, well, you just told us.

0:21:17 > 0:21:18OK.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Shabnam got a job at the pharmacy.

0:21:20 > 0:21:24But Denise can't know that's where she's been, so... Yeah?

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Poor Denise. But good for Shabnam.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29Yeah, we're going to have a late lunch, just the four of us.

0:21:29 > 0:21:30Something low key, celebrate...

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Aw...

0:21:32 > 0:21:35Everything's going to be all right, see? I knew it would.

0:21:35 > 0:21:39It's those flowers I bought this morning. I told you, didn't I?

0:21:39 > 0:21:40Positive energy!

0:21:43 > 0:21:45How long are you going to give her?

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Um...

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Hmph.

0:21:50 > 0:21:54I hope I didn't pressure you... with any of the...

0:21:54 > 0:21:57- Is Stacey upstairs? - Yeah, she's in the front room.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59- You can go up, if you like. - Cheers.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Go on.

0:22:04 > 0:22:08I hope I didn't pressure you with the imam stuff.

0:22:08 > 0:22:09Not at all.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11No, I just...

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Maybe I'm getting ahead of myself,

0:22:14 > 0:22:17but I just feel like a bit of a hypocrite.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Why?

0:22:20 > 0:22:24Look, if I start reading more about Islam

0:22:24 > 0:22:27and, like, meeting imams

0:22:27 > 0:22:30and, you know, down the line,

0:22:30 > 0:22:33even think about converting,

0:22:33 > 0:22:34I can't exactly run a pub, can I?

0:22:36 > 0:22:38- So you've done some research. - Mmm.

0:22:40 > 0:22:44You know how much I wanted to join the Army when I was younger,

0:22:44 > 0:22:47and then I couldn't, cos of my epilepsy,

0:22:47 > 0:22:51so I had to rethink things, and it's just...

0:22:53 > 0:22:55I'm sorry.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Don't be sorry.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59You've nothing to be sorry for.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04Does it change how you feel about us?

0:23:04 > 0:23:06No! Not at all.

0:23:06 > 0:23:10I just... I just need some time to figure it all out, that's all.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16Look, I'm sorry that I opened my big gob.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19I just thought I'd give you the chance to come clean.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22What? In front of the whole family like that?

0:23:22 > 0:23:24Must be a right kick in the teeth, Kat.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26Run off to Spain with all your money

0:23:26 > 0:23:28and leave us lot behind to fend for ourselves.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Fend for yourselves? I pay your rent!

0:23:30 > 0:23:33And then you come back and find that, actually,

0:23:33 > 0:23:36- we're doing just fine without you. - Yeah, you're doing a bang-on job(!)

0:23:36 > 0:23:38- Why are you here, anyway? - To see you!

0:23:38 > 0:23:41You want to know what a kick in the teeth feels like?

0:23:41 > 0:23:44You keep going the way you're going and lying to everyone.

0:23:44 > 0:23:45See where that gets you.

0:23:48 > 0:23:49Tommy, wowser.

0:23:49 > 0:23:50Good boy.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53PHONE RINGTONE Oh, excuse me.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57Oh, sorry. I've got to get this.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Just going to be viewing a mate's flat.

0:23:59 > 0:24:00if we're going to stick around,

0:24:00 > 0:24:03I don't want to be stuck in your hair, you know?

0:24:03 > 0:24:05- What about your food? - Tell Kat I'll be back later.

0:24:05 > 0:24:06Hello.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08They're dropping like flies.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Welcome to the madhouse, Martin.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12It's not too late to get out, you know.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Yeah.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16No answer.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18THEY SIGH

0:24:21 > 0:24:22I'm looking for the Slaters.

0:24:24 > 0:24:25Um...they're not in.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27TEXT ALERT

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Oh, no, she's texted me.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34"In the Queen Victoria."

0:24:34 > 0:24:37At the pub at this time of day!

0:24:38 > 0:24:41Mind you, if I won the Lottery, I expect I would be too!

0:24:42 > 0:24:45- She won the Lottery? - I didn't know that.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48- Maybe she meant someone else. - There's only one way to find out.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51- Oh. I really don't... - You're going in there.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53HE SIGHS

0:24:55 > 0:24:57- Ian?- Yeah, in here, Alf.

0:24:57 > 0:24:58Hello, mate.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00- You all right?- Yeah.

0:25:00 > 0:25:04Um...I've agreed to the scan.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Oh, great. And...?

0:25:09 > 0:25:11I can't do it on me own.

0:25:11 > 0:25:15Alfie, I've got to take Bobby to his school interview today.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19I'll go with you.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25If Mummy's doing the right thing,

0:25:25 > 0:25:27then why is everyone shouting at her?

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Eh?

0:25:30 > 0:25:33Maybe we should tell Martin who your daddy is?

0:25:35 > 0:25:36What do you think?

0:25:38 > 0:25:40He'll still love us, won't he?

0:25:46 > 0:25:48- Hello!- You all right?

0:25:48 > 0:25:50Look, I'm going to have to go and give Kathy a break,

0:25:50 > 0:25:52so I'm going to shoot, but will you tell Stace?

0:25:52 > 0:25:56- Will do.- All right. - It's a bit of a theme this, innit?

0:25:56 > 0:26:00- What you on about?- Blokes can't get away from me fast enough.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02There you go. I've got the cheque written up.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04No Sister Ruth?

0:26:04 > 0:26:07She's laid up in bed, terribly ill.

0:26:07 > 0:26:08Oh, no.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11She's going to be all right, ain't she?

0:26:12 > 0:26:15Well, look at this little one!

0:26:17 > 0:26:19What an angel he is.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21- Do you think?- What's his name?

0:26:21 > 0:26:22Arthur.

0:26:22 > 0:26:23Arthur Brian Fowler.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26You look after this one, won't you?

0:26:33 > 0:26:35Where are you going, Stace?

0:26:35 > 0:26:38You were right. I need to tell Martin the truth.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46That's her, isn't it?

0:26:46 > 0:26:48Listen, I've got a lovely deal on.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51- Fill a bag up, like that, for- £1. £1?

0:26:51 > 0:26:53Well, go after her!

0:26:55 > 0:26:57Stacey?

0:26:59 > 0:27:02- Stacey Slater? - You've been following me.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06I'm Kyle.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10I'm your brother.