18/01/2016

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0:00:24 > 0:00:27Nope. Still going straight to answerphone.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Why are you even bothering, after the way he spoke to us?

0:00:29 > 0:00:31It's not like he's never gone Awol before.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Yeah, but where was he before?

0:00:33 > 0:00:34This has nothing to do with Gavin.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Any minute now he's going to bowl in with a pint of milk,

0:00:36 > 0:00:38bacon sarnie and the hangover from hell.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40- Hi.- Morning.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Look, I need to get in and pick up the rest of Denny's things.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45- He's coming out of hospital today. - Oh, great. That's good news.

0:00:45 > 0:00:49Um... Oh, the school phoned earlier asking after him. And the spider.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50The spider's the least of my worries.

0:00:50 > 0:00:54Sharon, is there any word from Phil? No-one's seen him since last week.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Well, you know Phil. Probably drunk in a gutter somewhere, isn't he?

0:00:57 > 0:00:59TEXT MESSAGE ALERT

0:01:57 > 0:01:59It's difficult.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03The first time you lay out someone you care for.

0:02:03 > 0:02:08He was... He was more than just me father-in-law, Les.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11It's the final act of love you can show Mr Slater.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Giving him a good sendoff.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Eels.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Now, I didn't gut them cos I know how much you love doing it.

0:02:27 > 0:02:31Second only to hearing lobsters scream when you boil them.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Oi, Babe, um...

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Let me know if you need any help with the funeral buffet.

0:02:36 > 0:02:37Me and Tam are happy to help.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Might need a bit of salt or something.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Thanks, but this crowd will be traditionalists.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Oh, right. Oi, that was Mum and Dad. They're staying another week.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Said something about Johnny, Gianluca and skiing

0:02:49 > 0:02:51but I couldn't quite hear over all the fun they're having.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Oh, great.- Is it? You've got a lot on your plate at the moment.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58- No. I'm fine.- To be fair, if anyone deserves a break it's them two.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Maybe this would be a good time for Nancy to have a go.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03- What? - Be good to get a bit of practice in.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Decide if the pub game's really for you.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07- Oh, no, I don't... - Oh, what, did you plan this?

0:03:07 > 0:03:08What? No.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11- Yeah, but it kind of makes sense though, doesn't it?- What?

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Well, we could spend a bit more time with Jade, couldn't we?

0:03:13 > 0:03:16What? Is anyone actually going to ask me what I want to do?

0:03:16 > 0:03:19- What are you saying? That I don't spend enough time with Jade?- No? OK.

0:03:19 > 0:03:20Not at all.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23All I'm saying is, we could focus on the girl a bit more. That's all.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26I didn't mean to rock the boat. I was just trying to help.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28- Shirl, where you going? - For a fag!

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Oi, hold up! I thought you was meant to be quitting?

0:03:39 > 0:03:40Louise?

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Do you remember me?

0:03:44 > 0:03:47No-one could forget those boots. Hello, Shirley.

0:03:54 > 0:03:55Alfie!

0:03:55 > 0:03:57You all right, babe?

0:03:57 > 0:03:58Martin's taking Lily to school.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01He asked if you'd cover for him on the stall but I said I'd do it.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Whoa, no, you're not. No, no. Tomorrow's your dad's funeral.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07- I don't mind doing it.- No, you can't. No, not in your condition.

0:04:07 > 0:04:08Sweetheart, please stop worrying. I'm fine.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10But if you don't want me to, I won't.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12I'm not bothered either way, OK?

0:04:12 > 0:04:17But listen, this week it's all about you, all right? No-one else.

0:04:17 > 0:04:18I love ya.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20I love you.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21All right, then.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40You all right, Jane?

0:04:40 > 0:04:42All right, Shirley? Everything all right?

0:04:42 > 0:04:45What's this, Shirley? Taken in another stray?

0:04:45 > 0:04:46You want to be careful.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48People might start thinking you've got a heart.

0:04:48 > 0:04:49This is Louise.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Louise?

0:04:51 > 0:04:53What, Phil's daughter Louise?

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Tell them what you told me about Phil.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00- He's in the hospital.- What?

0:05:00 > 0:05:02And how do you know that?

0:05:02 > 0:05:05He turned up at my school. Wanted to see me.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08He was, like, totally off his face and kept trying to give me

0:05:08 > 0:05:09this bag of money.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Then he collapsed. It was embarrassing.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14I called an ambulance.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16And what did they say, the hospital?

0:05:16 > 0:05:18It's not good.

0:05:18 > 0:05:19What do you mean?

0:05:19 > 0:05:23I dunno exactly. The doctor said it was his liver. It's all...

0:05:23 > 0:05:27messed up and he has to stop drinking right away otherwise...

0:05:27 > 0:05:28Well, you know.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30You need to go and see him.

0:05:30 > 0:05:31No, I don't.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Sharon, you're his wife.

0:05:33 > 0:05:37You're Sharon? Dad mentioned you.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Not what I pictured.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Phil spun a similar story last week to get me to stay.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44He's obviously paid her to do the same.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46No, he never!

0:05:46 > 0:05:48I came here cos I thought Dad's family would care that he's

0:05:48 > 0:05:51seriously ill. But I've obviously wasted my time.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54No, you haven't. We'll look into it.

0:05:55 > 0:05:56You all look into it.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58And I hope you all feel properly bad

0:05:58 > 0:06:00when you see that I'm telling the truth.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Oh, and by the way, I never took the money neither.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Though I could've done.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17What, are you looking for something?

0:06:17 > 0:06:19I need to find a gift for Uncle Charlie.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Oh, what, to put in his coffin? Yeah, that's a nice idea.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Yeah, and Uncle Charlie can give the gift to God.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26He's more likely to give us a message if we give him a gift.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29So Uncle Charlie can give him the gift and then he'll tell us

0:06:29 > 0:06:33- where to go, what to do next, where's safe.- Right.

0:06:33 > 0:06:34DOOR BUZZES

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Yeah, your nan's on her way up.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Stacey all right?

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's, um... she's good.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50She actually wants to put, um... something inside Charlie's coffin.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53- If that's all right? - Yeah, I think that's brilliant.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Maybe you should think about doing the same thing, eh?

0:06:55 > 0:06:58What do you think? It's Lily's. Well, it used to be. I thought,

0:06:58 > 0:07:00if we give it to Uncle Charlie then he...

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Then he'll have something to remember you by, won't he?

0:07:02 > 0:07:05It's got a monobrow. No, it's lovely.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08- It's nice. Yeah. - Good. All right. Where's the, er...

0:07:08 > 0:07:10the...the carpet cleaner thing? The...

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Look, Stace.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15Listen, if you want to go out later, I thought we could go shopping.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Yeah? I didn't think of packing anything for a funeral

0:07:17 > 0:07:19- when I left.- Yeah. We can, erm, we can go...go shopping.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Arthur could do...

0:07:21 > 0:07:23- DOOR BUZZES - I'll go get it.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Listen, I'm... I'm not sure that shopping's the best idea.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27No, no. I think it's a great idea.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28You know, get them both going shopping.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Do them the world of good, eh?

0:07:35 > 0:07:36What is it?

0:07:36 > 0:07:38There's something you need to do, Kat.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41He told me he was ill.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44I don't believe a word that comes out of that man's mouth.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Well, you should go see him in the hospital, at least.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49He won't be there. I know what he's like.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52And using Louise to get to me is exactly his style.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Yeah, well, look. I've been there too, remember.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57And I know that dealing with Phil when he's like this is awful.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00But could you ever forgive yourself if he really is ill,

0:08:00 > 0:08:03- and you don't do anything? - I'm going to pick up Denny.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06The hospital Phil's allegedly in is across the other side of London.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08He can wait. He's not exactly going anywhere, is he?

0:08:08 > 0:08:11No, he's not. He's lying in a hospital bed cos Phil put him there.

0:08:11 > 0:08:12Sharon...

0:08:12 > 0:08:15No. No, if...if he is ill,

0:08:15 > 0:08:18then he's only brought it on himself. No, you two go.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Because I couldn't care less.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23You want me to go and look at my dad's dead body?

0:08:23 > 0:08:25It's morbid.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27You need to say goodbye.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Yeah, I can do that tomorrow.

0:08:31 > 0:08:32That's what tomorrow's for.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36To say goodbye properly, isn't it?

0:08:37 > 0:08:38Look, Kat,

0:08:38 > 0:08:41there's no easy way to say this... but the girls

0:08:41 > 0:08:43have been talking and...

0:08:46 > 0:08:48They don't want me there, do they?

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Would you guys just...just give me and Kat a moment, please?

0:08:54 > 0:08:55Do you mind?

0:09:04 > 0:09:07It's all right, Alfie. They're right.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10- They're right to not want me there. - No, they're not.

0:09:10 > 0:09:15No, they are. Tomorrow is about giving Dad a proper sendoff.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17And if I'm there, it'll just go wrong, it always does.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19- Don't say that.- No. It's true.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21- It's not. - No, it is. You know it is.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24It would break his heart if you weren't there to say goodbye.

0:09:24 > 0:09:25You're his little girl.

0:09:25 > 0:09:26Exactly.

0:09:27 > 0:09:31That's why the best thing for me to do is to just stay away.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35We were going to go to Spain but it's too soon for him to fly,

0:09:35 > 0:09:37so we're going to stay in a cottage over here.

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Just the two of us.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41He deserves it after everything he's been through.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Well, send him our love. Yeah?

0:09:43 > 0:09:44Yeah, will do.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Not gone to see your husband in hospital, then?

0:09:48 > 0:09:51I'm not really a fan of the wild goose chase.

0:09:51 > 0:09:52You think you've got it all worked out.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55I've known your dad long enough to know when he's playing games.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Do you always think the worst of him?

0:09:57 > 0:09:59You would, too, if you'd dealt with what I have.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03I wonder what it feels like when someone you say you love dies,

0:10:03 > 0:10:05and you've done nothing to help them?

0:10:05 > 0:10:07You'll have to let me know.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14I want to talk to Shirley about the flowers that Kat

0:10:14 > 0:10:16ordered for the wake. Is she around?

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Oh, you can talk to Nancy about it.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20- I'll tell Shirley that you called, Pam.- Thank you.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Pam! Pam! Come join us.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Erm, I can't, I'm afraid. Lots to do.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Never too busy for food.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29First batch done for the wake and I need some taste testers.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31- I really should...- Come on, Pam,

0:10:31 > 0:10:33we could do with your opinion.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Alfie and Kat have really pushed out the boat for tomorrow, ain't they?

0:10:36 > 0:10:39- Just...just a small mouthful. - Come on!

0:10:42 > 0:10:47Yeah, it looks good, man, but that ain't really my thing.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50I had a terrible experience in Clacton once with jellied eels.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Chew them properly and you'll be fine.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Les has a very sensitive gag reflex.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59Shut your whining and get them down your neck.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Oh, Babe. That's blinding.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Delicious!

0:11:06 > 0:11:10Mmmm... Not bad. Not bad at all.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12This is going to be repeating on me all day.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Charlie would be well chuffed.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Aw. You all speak about him so highly.

0:11:16 > 0:11:17Charlie was a good man.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19It must be nice to be missed.

0:11:19 > 0:11:23If I went now, I reckon it'd take this lot weeks to notice.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25And even then it would only be

0:11:25 > 0:11:27cos they were losing out on the lunchtime trade.

0:11:27 > 0:11:28Oh, that's not true.

0:11:28 > 0:11:32I've done a fair few funerals like that. Not a soul there. Tragic.

0:11:37 > 0:11:41Come on, Babe. That ain't going to happen to you at all.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45You've got a lot of friends around here, you can be sure of that.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Yeah, man.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55What if they won't tell us anything?

0:11:55 > 0:11:57It's a hospital, not MI5.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Yeah, but they might only talk to family.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Well, I think you and I have earned the family label, don't you?

0:12:01 > 0:12:03What's his date of birth?

0:12:03 > 0:12:0520th January.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07No. I know that. What year?

0:12:08 > 0:12:12Well, Ben was born in '96 and I think Phil was 34, so...

0:12:12 > 0:12:16what's that? That would be '62.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19No.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22No, he proposed to me just after his 50th birthday

0:12:22 > 0:12:23so that would make it...

0:12:23 > 0:12:27'61. He was born in 1961.

0:12:33 > 0:12:34Yeah. That was, erm, Jean.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37Her and Ollie are going to come down for the funeral tomorrow.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39So... Just going to let Stacey know.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44I thought you'd found the gift?

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Yeah, Kat needs a dress for the funeral.

0:12:46 > 0:12:47She says she needs a dress.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Says dry clean only. Dry clean.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51It's clean. It's clean...

0:12:51 > 0:12:55Look, Stace, erm... Kat ain't coming to the funeral now.

0:12:55 > 0:12:56Yeah, she is.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58It says 75% polyester.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00- No, she's not. - Yes, she is! She has to go.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Uncle Charlie is going home and we all have to be there.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Otherwise we won't get the message and...

0:13:04 > 0:13:06We need to have the message otherwise we won't know where to go.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09- We have to... I have to have the message.- Fine.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12I haven't got any cleaning stuff. I... I need...

0:13:12 > 0:13:13I need to get the cleaning stuff.

0:13:13 > 0:13:17No, wait, wait. It's all right. Stace, stay here. Erm, you...

0:13:17 > 0:13:20you wait for your message. Make sure you get that and I'll...

0:13:20 > 0:13:22I'll go and get your cleaning stuff. Yeah?

0:13:22 > 0:13:25Yeah, OK. Yeah.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34And the bed, it was just covered in money.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36It was like something out of a film.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40It's easy to forget the good times, though, isn't it?

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Yeah, it is with Phil.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45- Well? - It's the right place.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47What are you waiting for, then?

0:13:47 > 0:13:50He discharged himself this morning from the hepatology ward,

0:13:50 > 0:13:52against doctor's orders.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Hepatology? What's that?

0:13:54 > 0:13:59It's where they treat the liver. Louise was telling the truth.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01That's lovely. Cheers.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03- Hey. - You all right, mate?

0:14:03 > 0:14:04I, uh... Well, me and Shabs,

0:14:04 > 0:14:07we wondered if you and Stace fancied coming over for dinner this week?

0:14:07 > 0:14:11We could, you know... catch up and stuff.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14Yeah, mate. No, that's lovely. Yeah, it really is. It's just...

0:14:14 > 0:14:16probably just not the best timing, you know.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18What with the funeral and everything.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20LOUISE: Hi, Mum. You all right?

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Well, maybe next week then, yeah?

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Yeah. Yeah. Maybe.

0:14:26 > 0:14:31Yeah, good. I'm just going into double science now.

0:14:31 > 0:14:32Yeah.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Well, if you knew I wasn't at school, why ask me, then, Mum?

0:14:35 > 0:14:37- Oh!- Are you going to order anything else?

0:14:37 > 0:14:40If not, I think it's time you probably left.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46What, you going to pay or what?

0:14:46 > 0:14:47It's on Ian.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Uh, yeah, I doubt that very much.

0:14:49 > 0:14:53Fine. If Ian won't cover it, ask Sharon. She owes me one.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Sorry, who are you?

0:14:55 > 0:14:56Louise Mitchell.

0:14:58 > 0:15:02Louise Mitchell? Blimey. I haven't seen her since she was a baby.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05There was this massive thing, right, about who her dad was...

0:15:05 > 0:15:08Yeah, well, that's great. But the cheeky cow ain't paid for her food.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Was she here to see Martin?

0:15:10 > 0:15:11I dunno.

0:15:11 > 0:15:12Is he all right?

0:15:14 > 0:15:17Was Louise was with you?

0:15:18 > 0:15:20What? Erm...no.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22You OK?

0:15:22 > 0:15:26Yeah. Yeah, fine, great. You know what it's like.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29You know, new baby and all that.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32Can't really remember. How's Stacey coping?

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Yeah. Yeah, fine. Great...

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Just a normal new mum.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41You always do that.

0:15:41 > 0:15:42What?

0:15:42 > 0:15:44That scrunchy thing with your mouth when you're lying.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46What do you want me to say, Sonia? That it's hard?

0:15:46 > 0:15:49It's hard and exhausting and Stacey's struggling?

0:15:49 > 0:15:51- Is that what you want me to say? - No, course I don't.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53I think you just need to make sure you're supporting her.

0:15:53 > 0:15:57Right? Make sure she's eating properly, sleeping properly.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Maybe you should take her to the doctor's.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01You know what, I am. I am supporting her.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04And she doesn't need to go and see a doctor. She's fine.

0:16:04 > 0:16:05We're both fine.

0:16:32 > 0:16:33Ben!

0:16:38 > 0:16:39It's your dad.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41He's not here.

0:16:41 > 0:16:42Well, where else could he be?

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Maybe this is it. He's run out of chances.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48No. I've seen Phil hit rock bottom before,

0:16:48 > 0:16:50and he's always come back from there.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Then we just have to wait and see if he comes home.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Look, I'll call Denny's hospital, tell them there's been a delay.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57PHONE RINGS

0:16:57 > 0:16:59It's Ben. What should I say?

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Nothing. Don't worry him.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Ben?

0:17:04 > 0:17:07What? No, I...

0:17:07 > 0:17:09I'll be right there.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11They've found him. Don't look good.

0:17:14 > 0:17:15There you go.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17What's this?

0:17:17 > 0:17:19They're for you. For Uncle Charlie. You have to try them on.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21- Come on. Get up, try them on. - I'm not going, Stace.

0:17:21 > 0:17:22Yes, you are.

0:17:22 > 0:17:26No, I'm not. They're right not to want me there. I just...

0:17:26 > 0:17:29It just follows me round like a bad smell. All this chaos.

0:17:29 > 0:17:30Mess.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32You are going. You... You... You have to go, Kat.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35You have to give him his gifts. You have to say goodbye.

0:17:35 > 0:17:36You have to watch him go home.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39You have to go, either today or tomorrow. You have to go.

0:17:39 > 0:17:40You think so?

0:17:40 > 0:17:41Yes. Yes!

0:17:41 > 0:17:44I would do anything to see my dad one more time.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46And you can. You can see yours.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Not everyone gets that chance, Kat. You have to use it.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56Oh, yeah, that's the one. That's the one, yeah.

0:17:56 > 0:17:57That's the one.

0:18:01 > 0:18:02Phil.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04No-one's talking to you.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06One drink. That's all I want.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08I'm sorry, but you're drunk and I can't serve you.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10You heard the girl.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Come on, Phil. I think it's time for you to leave, eh?

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Lee, leave it, man. I've got this. It's fine.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Oh, you think you're the big man, do you?

0:18:17 > 0:18:20Eh? The big soldier man? Nah. Nah.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23You... You're nothing but a little boy.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Here, listen, everyone.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30There's a little boy here who thinks he can talk to the man who

0:18:30 > 0:18:33pays his wages like a piece of dirt.

0:18:33 > 0:18:34Hold up, Sharon pays my wages,

0:18:34 > 0:18:39- not you.- Nah, nah, nah. I'm in charge. I pay your wages. And you...

0:18:39 > 0:18:40you're fired.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Yeah, well, you can shove your job, mate, all right?

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Phil!

0:18:46 > 0:18:49Oh, here they are, Charlie's Angels!

0:18:49 > 0:18:52- More like the Golden Girls. - Go home, Phil.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Not until she gives me a drink.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56- That's not going to happen, is it? So...- You've had enough.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58You're embarrassing yourself.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00No. I'm embarrassing you. Which is all you care about.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Phil, let's just get you home, eh?

0:19:02 > 0:19:04You don't really want your son seeing you like this, do you?

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Well, I'm sure he's man enough to take it.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11On second thoughts, maybe not.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13That's enough.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15How the mighty have fallen.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Get out of it. What you... Hey!

0:19:17 > 0:19:20- Mum! - It's all right. I'm OK.

0:19:20 > 0:19:21It was an accident, all right?

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Billy, get some tissues.

0:19:23 > 0:19:24Look what you've done!

0:19:24 > 0:19:27- Whoops! - You just don't care, do you?

0:19:27 > 0:19:29You heard her. It was an accident.

0:19:29 > 0:19:30Say sorry, then!

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Oh. Go on, then. Go on.

0:19:34 > 0:19:38I wouldn't ruin my manicure. You know, I pity you.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41Enjoy this moment cos it's the last time anyone's going to help you.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44I don't need your help. None of you.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46You should have served him, Nancy.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Drink yourself to death, for all I care.

0:19:49 > 0:19:53When the time comes, I'll gladly pour the final shot.

0:19:53 > 0:19:57Why do you do it, eh, Phil? Abuse yourself like this?

0:19:57 > 0:20:00We're burying a decent bloke tomorrow who ain't done half

0:20:00 > 0:20:02the things you've done to yourself. It ain't fair.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04All right, come on.

0:20:05 > 0:20:06Shirl.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09How many times do I have to knock you back before you get the message?

0:20:09 > 0:20:10Eh?!

0:20:10 > 0:20:13All right, we'll do it your way. Jay.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Oi, oi! Game on!

0:20:19 > 0:20:21It's all right, the show's over!

0:20:23 > 0:20:25I should've stopped him.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Look, he didn't do it on purpose.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Why are you defending him?

0:20:32 > 0:20:34He's an alcoholic, Ben.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36That doesn't change the fact that he punched you in the face

0:20:36 > 0:20:39and then laughed about it. He's disgusting.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44I'm going to go home, OK?

0:20:44 > 0:20:46Why don't you stay here, calm down?

0:20:46 > 0:20:49I'll speak to Ian, see if you can stay with us for a few days.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52Keep you out of your dad's way. All right?

0:21:01 > 0:21:03I heard you, er... you talking to Kat earlier.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05She seems a lot happier.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Yeah, did you hear that, Arthur? You did a great job.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10Arthur told me exactly what to say to Kat and it worked!

0:21:10 > 0:21:11I knew it would. I knew.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13I knew he had it in him. I told you, didn't I?

0:21:13 > 0:21:16I told you he was special. He's chosen, ain't ya?

0:21:16 > 0:21:18And when Uncle Charlie gives God our gifts then we'll see how

0:21:18 > 0:21:20special he really is!

0:21:22 > 0:21:23Yeah...

0:21:37 > 0:21:38The state of my mum's face.

0:21:38 > 0:21:42That man will never change. He's poison.

0:21:42 > 0:21:46I've wasted enough time on men like him. But not any more.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48It's just me and Denny from now on.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52Well, it pains me to say this... but you love him.

0:21:52 > 0:21:56And when you love someone, you'll do anything for them.

0:21:56 > 0:21:57Look at us and Bobby.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Oh, and that's worked out really well, hasn't it?

0:21:59 > 0:22:02Look, I'm sorry, Ian, but the sooner Bobby goes to boarding school,

0:22:02 > 0:22:04the better.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06I've seen what lying's done to you.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08I don't want that for myself.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11Yeah, but Phil's not lying about being in hospital, is he?

0:22:11 > 0:22:14Maybe not, but I can't trust him.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17And I don't want Denny growing up thinking that's normal.

0:22:18 > 0:22:22Sharon, if anyone deserves better, it's you.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24OK? Someone who cares for you.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26Someone who'll support you and Denny

0:22:26 > 0:22:29and put you both first in their life.

0:22:29 > 0:22:33I know it don't seem like it, but there is someone out there.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37Come on.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39It's quite sad, really, isn't it?

0:23:39 > 0:23:41More like pathetic.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Yeah, it is!

0:23:44 > 0:23:46So, how...how are things with Pam?

0:23:46 > 0:23:49Well, you saw her earlier. She can barely look at me.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51Then do something about it.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53I'm trying to give her some space.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56No, no, no, no, no, no. Forget that.

0:23:56 > 0:23:57Look at Charlie.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59We can go at any time,

0:23:59 > 0:24:02we shouldn't let the things we want slip through our fingers.

0:24:02 > 0:24:07If you want Pam back, go for it. Yeah, man.

0:24:07 > 0:24:08Chase that romance.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11You sound like you've got someone in your sights.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14A gentleman never tells.

0:24:14 > 0:24:18But I might be the one asking you for advice, though.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Oh...

0:24:26 > 0:24:29I'd have thought you'd have laid Phil out, Lee.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32Yeah. Well, he delivered the fatal blow before I had the chance to do

0:24:32 > 0:24:34anything. He sacked me.

0:24:34 > 0:24:38Lee didn't need to get involved. Nancy had it all under control.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40You think?

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Real leadership, you showed there.

0:24:42 > 0:24:46Alcoholics. Occupational hazard in this line of work.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49Here, Nance, I've been thinking.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52I was a bit quick in saying no earlier on about anybody else

0:24:52 > 0:24:53being in charge of the Vic.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55I think you should have a go.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Oh, what, just me? Nah.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59Er, hold on. I'm the one that's lost my job.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01And we both did the licensee course.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04Yeah, but it's not really your thing though, is it? Whereas Nancy...

0:25:04 > 0:25:06- Well, she's a natural... - I dunno.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09Me and Tam sort of agreed to focus on the food thing.

0:25:09 > 0:25:10But you were born to do this.

0:25:10 > 0:25:11She's right.

0:25:11 > 0:25:16And Buster and I could take Jade back to the flat if you said yes.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19- I, uh...- Look, all I have to do is put this up to say that

0:25:19 > 0:25:24you're in charge of the Vic until your mum and dad get home.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26That's if you want to.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30All right, it don't really look like I've got much of a choice, does it?

0:25:30 > 0:25:31Fine.

0:25:36 > 0:25:37You can open it later.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39Are we going home now?

0:25:39 > 0:25:41No, darling.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44We're going to stay in a nice little cottage until you're better.

0:25:44 > 0:25:45Just us?

0:25:51 > 0:25:54Dad, it's me. We're on our way.

0:26:28 > 0:26:29Son!

0:26:32 > 0:26:35You were right. Earlier. Um...

0:26:35 > 0:26:38I wasn't being honest with you about Stace.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40Why? Has something happened?

0:26:41 > 0:26:44I think, um... Look, I think she might be really...

0:26:44 > 0:26:45Martin.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47Stace, what are you doing out here?

0:26:47 > 0:26:49I think...I think I've given Kat the wrong toy.

0:26:49 > 0:26:50- It's the wrong gift.- All right.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52He has to have the right gift.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54God needs to have the right gift, otherwise something bad's

0:26:54 > 0:26:56going to happen tomorrow!

0:26:56 > 0:26:58OK. Well, listen, let's get you back in the house, yeah?

0:26:58 > 0:27:00And...and I'll take this, OK?

0:27:00 > 0:27:02OK. OK.

0:27:06 > 0:27:11A gift for God? Stacey's not very well, is she?

0:27:14 > 0:27:16She thinks, um...

0:27:16 > 0:27:18She thinks Arthur's the son of God.

0:27:33 > 0:27:36I'm going to stay over here, Dad, cos, erm...

0:27:36 > 0:27:39if I look at you, I don't think I can look away.

0:27:45 > 0:27:46I love you.

0:27:49 > 0:27:54I never said it enough. But I hope you know.

0:27:56 > 0:28:01Knew...just how much...

0:28:17 > 0:28:19I'm going to show you how much.

0:28:21 > 0:28:23I want to make you proud, Dad.

0:28:24 > 0:28:26Doesn't matter what anyone says...

0:28:28 > 0:28:32..I will be at the funeral for you tomorrow.