0:00:40 > 0:00:42KIM LAUGHS
0:00:48 > 0:00:49BABY CRIES
0:00:52 > 0:00:53BABY CRIES
0:01:04 > 0:01:06BABY CRIES
0:01:10 > 0:01:12BABY CRIES
0:01:20 > 0:01:22HE YELLS
0:01:24 > 0:01:26BABY CRIES
0:01:26 > 0:01:28HE SIGHS
0:01:30 > 0:01:32BABY CRIES
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Shh, shh, shh!
0:01:36 > 0:01:39HE SIGHS Shh, shh, shh, shh!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41It's OK.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43It's OK.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Come on, then. It's OK. I'm here.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Shh, shh, shh.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50It's OK. Daddy's here.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54BABY GURGLES Shh, shh.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Daddy's here!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Morning.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- How did you sleep?- Yeah, OK.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Good. Breakfast in five minutes.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12All right.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14BABIES CRY
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- KIM:- How much space do you need, Claudette?!- For what?
0:02:19 > 0:02:24For the food? I mean, the face painter has to go somewhere.
0:02:24 > 0:02:29I tell you what, no more space than this, yeah?
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Thanks.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Vincent, she can come in here.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41CHATTER RADIO PLAYS
0:02:46 > 0:02:48How's my poppy?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- Who?- I thought you wanted a boy?
0:02:50 > 0:02:51No, that's how big it is, innit,
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- like a...like a poppy seed. - How do you know that?
0:02:54 > 0:02:56- I've got an app.- Oh, yeah?
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- Where's the milk?- Oh, Sharon's gone off to the Minute Mart.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05- How is she?- Um...It's hard to say.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09What happens now? Like, will she stay here till they're divorced?
0:03:09 > 0:03:12It's a shambles, in't it, eh?
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Well, I'm only working till lunchtime,
0:03:14 > 0:03:18if you wanted to talk about it. I can cook us something.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Yeah, we'll see how we go.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23We've got that fuel line on the estate later, in't we, bruv?
0:03:23 > 0:03:24Yeah.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Sorry, I might be a bit late.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30See you, babe.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31Bye.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37You sure we need those?
0:03:37 > 0:03:39I've baked a lot of sweet food.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42It's a kids' party, you've got to have sweets, in't ya?
0:03:42 > 0:03:44I'm familiar with kids' parties, I'll have you know.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48- We can manage a few more, can't we, Mum?- Absolutely.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50If the kids don't give themselves diabetes,
0:03:50 > 0:03:52- it's not a good party, is it? - DOORBELL
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Um...I'll get that.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01My candles?!
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- Right, I'll be back this afternoon, yeah?- Yeah, you're going to see your mummy.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Because your daddy's so clever, isn't he, eh?
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Just give him a bit of space, Son, yeah?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- You're smothering him. - Are you all right?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Yeah, I'm fine, just in a bit of rush.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20You know, got to stop and get nappies on the way, and then sit in traffic.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Are you going to be all right to drive?- Yes! Yes, I'll be fine.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Just got to keep going.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Come here, you. Come here, you.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Come on.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Just look at him, right.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Stacey in hospital, crashes his van, he's basically a single dad,
0:04:37 > 0:04:39and h-he's just getting on with it.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- There's no point in moaning, is there?- No. I don't mind a good old moan, myself.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Nah, nah, I'm done with it, Don.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46It's time that I was more like Martin.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49You know, being there for other people.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50I've got this, don't worry.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Oh, get me a bun as well, then.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Vincent.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58I was hoping you'd have an envelope.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- It's going to take a couple of weeks.- What?!
0:05:01 > 0:05:03You want cash, it's going to take a while.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Vincent! All right, Sharon?
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Quite a production.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Oh, this? Oh, it's no biggie.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13You should come along and bring what's-his-name.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Denny.- Denny would love a bounce.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18I think he might be a bit old, Kim.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Oh, you're never too old, Sharon. Vincent.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Martin.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27How's Stacey?
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Yeah, yeah, we found her a place in a mother-and-baby unit.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Oh, that's great!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Oh, look, I think he's starting to look like you.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37It's the cheeks.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Look, I've...I've got to go.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41OK.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Oh, Martin. I heard from Tina.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- That's brilliant news. - Yeah. Yeah, it's a relief.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Right, well, listen, I've got it all sorted here,
0:05:53 > 0:05:57so you just concentrate on your family, OK? That's the most important thing.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Hello, young man. How are you today?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03KATHY LAUGHS Look, it's a bit of a drive, so...
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Poor thing.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Yeah.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Makes you grateful you've got your family around you, don't it?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18RADIO PLAYS SOFTLY
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Oh, you enjoyed that.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27I was really hungry.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Have some more if you want?
0:06:29 > 0:06:33- Do you know when Martin and Arthur are...?- About ten, I think.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36How are you feeling about it?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Yeah, fine. Excited.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40That's great.
0:06:41 > 0:06:46But if you were feeling a bit on edge, that'd be fine, too.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49OK, I'll keep that in mind.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51I'll see you in a bit.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53BABIES CRY
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Now, listen, I don't want anyone else near it, OK?
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Because everyone's going to want a bounce
0:07:01 > 0:07:04and no-one sets foot on the bouncy castle before Pearl.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06You know she can't walk, right?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Vincent, don't start with me.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11And as for that Jordan, I want him down here, running security.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Well, I was hoping he would be helping me with the food.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18- Oh, look, kids ain't going to care about food when there's bouncing to be done.- All the same, Kim...
0:07:18 > 0:07:21No, no, mate. Mate! No, no, over, over.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22CLAUDETTE SIGHS
0:07:22 > 0:07:26I know she's got her heart set on this carnival,
0:07:26 > 0:07:28but, Vincent, it's February!
0:07:28 > 0:07:31And I know I'm just the grandmother,
0:07:31 > 0:07:34but I'd like to make a small contribution
0:07:34 > 0:07:36to the catering side of this event.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- Kim.- Huh?
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Jordan's going to help Mum, yeah?
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Oh, but I need him here now. - It's one thing.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Do this for me, please?
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Fine.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Fine, Claudette!
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Thank you.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10All right, Sharon?
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- Hoping to scare me?- Just enquiring about the progress of our arrangement.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17It'll be a couple of weeks.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Not ideal.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23- The buyer, it's Henry Hubbard's lad, isn't it?- Vincent.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Yeah. He was an idiot as a kid.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- And what's bred in the bone... - He'll get the money.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30And then you're gone.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Say hi to Dennis for me.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Martin, this is...this is Madhu, Arthur's primary nurse.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Hello, Martin. Hello, Arthur.- Hiya.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Hey, look.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Look who it is.- Hello!
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Stacey...he's so gorgeous!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57His eyes look...
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Well, weren't they bluer last week?
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Yeah, yeah. Um, I think they're changing.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Oh, Lily's did the same thing.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12ELECTRIC KNIFE WHIRS
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Such uniform slices.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17What a time to be alive, eh?
0:09:17 > 0:09:21- I've got to get back to the stall. Enjoy the party.- OK.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Yeah, man. You did a fantastic job, you know?
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Oh...thank you, Patrick.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30BOTH LAUGH
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Here you go, princess!
0:09:32 > 0:09:35This is your birthday party!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Look, look, look!
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Happy birthday, Pearl.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45- Oh... Vincent!- Hmm?- She can't wear that, it's so...
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- KIM:- Where's my birthday girl?
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Oh, there she is!
0:09:51 > 0:09:52KIM LAUGHS
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Looks so gorgeous!
0:09:54 > 0:09:58Um, look at all this, it's so...
0:09:58 > 0:10:01So...formal.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Yes, it's wonderful, that's what it is.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06I tell you, Pearl is the luckiest girl in the world, aren't you?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Oh, yes, she is.
0:10:08 > 0:10:13Let's just add a little, you know, couple of...finishing touches.
0:10:16 > 0:10:21Somehow they found their way into the cupboard. Funny that, innit?
0:10:21 > 0:10:24See a couple of candles in there, please, Claudette,
0:10:24 > 0:10:27then it will be a very CLASSY event.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30What do you think, Pearly?
0:10:30 > 0:10:32"Yeah!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34"I do!"
0:10:34 > 0:10:38OK, I think we're going to need a clean outfit after that.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Here, this should do.- Oh, that's lovely, isn't it?
0:10:43 > 0:10:47- Where did that come from?- Um, oh, I don't know.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50- My Auntie. Kathy.- Oh. Well, you can pop that on.- OK.
0:10:52 > 0:10:53BABY GURGLES
0:10:55 > 0:10:56OK.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Look, he doesn't um...
0:10:58 > 0:11:02- He doesn't like putting his hands through the sleeves.- Oh.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04You've had to do this all on your own.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08What else was I supposed to do?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11When you've got him dressed, shall we have a story?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Martin?
0:11:16 > 0:11:18I'm sorry, I can't do this.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Will you just watch him?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26- Hello. - BABY GURGLES
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Martin?
0:11:31 > 0:11:35- You OK?- Yeah, fine, I'm just...
0:11:35 > 0:11:39It was just seeing you two together again, it's...it's brilliant.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44You should go back in. I'll be fine.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47I scared you yesterday, didn't I?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51I'm sorry.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Just because Arthur's in here with me now doesn't mean I don't need you any more.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59It doesn't mean he doesn't need his dad.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02(Yeah.)
0:12:02 > 0:12:05OK, um...fine.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08- You can go back in and see him. - I want you in there with us.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Stacey, just...
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Just give me a minute.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Why, what's the matter?
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Martin, I love you. You can tell me.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46- Martin...- Don't!
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Don't say anything.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Look, the only reason I read that was...
0:12:54 > 0:12:57I thought it might help me understand you.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02It was my best friend, Stace.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09My best friend.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Him and Shabs had just broken up.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16She was getting an arranged marriage.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21I dunno...we'd had a drink,
0:13:21 > 0:13:24I suppose we were both a bit lonely.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Me and you weren't together then.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31You really think that matters?
0:13:31 > 0:13:33You knew.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37You knew he wasn't my son.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Isn't...my son.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45- Yeah.- But you...you let me keep believing he was.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49You let me...
0:13:49 > 0:13:51You let me think that...
0:13:51 > 0:13:54I was his father.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56You are his father.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59We named him after my dad!
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Did you not think that matters?
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Did you not think I don't deserve to know that?
0:14:04 > 0:14:07I just wanted it to be us.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09I wanted to have a family with you
0:14:09 > 0:14:12and...and just have a normal life for once.
0:14:12 > 0:14:17And I just thought that if I kept going, eventually it wouldn't matter any more.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22- I loved him so much.- You still love him.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Of course I still love him!
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Does Kush know?
0:14:32 > 0:14:33Yeah.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39That's why him and Shabs broke up.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41So Shabnam knows as well?
0:14:42 > 0:14:46Yeah, of course she does. I mean, why wouldn't he tell her?
0:14:46 > 0:14:48That's the sort of thing that you tell your partner, innit?
0:14:54 > 0:14:57How many other people know that Arthur's not my son?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Hmm?
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Carmel.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09- Kat.- I bet you all were having a right old laugh at me, weren't you?
0:15:09 > 0:15:12No, we weren't. I would never do that to you.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15But you didn't tell me, though.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17But this is us.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19This is our little family!
0:15:22 > 0:15:25It never was our little family, though, was it?
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Do we...want to have a go at settling him?
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Come on. Come on. Come and show me how to do it.
0:15:35 > 0:15:40Please, Martin! Please, I love you and I can't be without you!
0:15:47 > 0:15:48I'm sorry.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54I have to go.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07- Shall we go and see Pearl first? - No.- Yes!
0:16:07 > 0:16:09CHATTER
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- Hello! Hello, love!- All right?
0:16:15 > 0:16:17CHEERING
0:16:17 > 0:16:21I tell you, this looks like legitimate fun.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23I wouldn't go bouncing about in that outfit if I were you.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25There are children around here, you know.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Claudette would hate it, innit?
0:16:27 > 0:16:30- There you go, darling. - CLAUDETTE LAUGHS
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Here she is, bossing the kids around.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35- Linford!- Hello, Mum.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39- Hello, darling. What are you doing here?- I'm here to see Pearl.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41That's unexpected!
0:16:41 > 0:16:46Billy, Honey, this is my foster son, Linford.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49- All right?- All right.- So, what, you're the cool uncle, yeah?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Oh, he's far too busy to be Cool Uncle.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52LAUGHTER
0:16:52 > 0:16:56What's that kid doing with the sausage rolls? Here!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58So did you sort it, bruv?
0:16:58 > 0:17:02- Big bro, it is sorted.- That's all I ask. - BOTH LAUGH
0:17:08 > 0:17:09Whose party's that?
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Oh...Pearl Hubbard.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14The little one there, look.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Bit lavish.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Would you do all this for your kid's birthday?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21I...don't have any kids.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25In my day, we were lucky if we got a clip round the ear.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28They must be rolling in it.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Yeah...I wouldn't know.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33I would, mate.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36I would.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Jay, have you ever...?
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Have I ever what?
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Have you ever...
0:17:51 > 0:17:53had any problems...
0:17:53 > 0:17:55down there?
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Mate, I am in perfect working order down there.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03- I know it's been a while...- No!
0:18:03 > 0:18:07I mean, have you ever...had anything?
0:18:07 > 0:18:10- Well, who'd you get that off of? - I don't know.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13- JAY SIGHS - Have you told Abi?
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Mate, what if you've passed it on to her?
0:18:16 > 0:18:19What if you've harmed the baby or something?
0:18:19 > 0:18:21- Jordan!- Ben.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- How you doing?- Not bad.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Busy.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Can I have another sausage roll?
0:18:29 > 0:18:33- Fine, but it's your last one, eh? - Who's this, then?- My son JJ.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- Right.- I've got another one on the way.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Abi's pregnant.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Congratulations.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Yeah...pretty exciting.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46I'd better...
0:18:46 > 0:18:49- Tell Abi I said hi, yeah? - Oh, I will.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52- Come on, Jay.- You enjoy your sausage roll, mate.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56See you later, mate.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01If you want to be a proper dad this time,
0:19:01 > 0:19:03then you'd better tell Abi about this. Today.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17ENGINE REVS
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Hey, Martin. You all right, mate?
0:19:30 > 0:19:31How are they?
0:19:34 > 0:19:35They're all right.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39- Better.- Oh, that's great. That's great. How's the little man doing?
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- Loving being back with his mum, is he?- Yeah.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46Listen, the way you're doing this, you looking after everyone,
0:19:46 > 0:19:49it's...it's Father of the Year stuff, innit?
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Come here.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Don't make me come and get you.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57All right, I'm coming to get you. Come here.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00All right.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01What is he...?
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Oi!
0:20:04 > 0:20:06What you doing here?
0:20:06 > 0:20:09I just want to give you something.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12It's from Dad's safety-deposit box.
0:20:12 > 0:20:13I thought Stacey should have it.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19I know you don't believe me, but...I am family.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22You're right, I don't believe you.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Is she OK?
0:20:26 > 0:20:27She's had a breakdown,
0:20:27 > 0:20:30she's been in an acute psychiatric ward for a month.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32- Why do you think that is?- Come on. Come on.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Cos you, whoever you think you are,
0:20:35 > 0:20:36you wouldn't leave her alone.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40So you're lucky I don't put your through that wall, mate!
0:20:50 > 0:20:53All right, real quick, real quick, guys.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55We know why we're here, right.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58- For Pearl.- Pearl, happy birthday, darling.- Hey!
0:20:58 > 0:21:01You look just like your father. But seriously, seriously,
0:21:01 > 0:21:06we're here to also announce an important message...sort of.
0:21:06 > 0:21:11Well, as you know, some of us are Claudette's foster kids.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13She took us in,
0:21:13 > 0:21:15terrified us most of the time,
0:21:15 > 0:21:18but she took us in when no-one else would.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21And we wouldn't be here without her, none of us.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23- Isn't she fantastic? - CLAUDETTE LAUGHS
0:21:23 > 0:21:25So we nominated her for a Pride of Walford award.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27And she's a finalist!
0:21:27 > 0:21:29LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:21:30 > 0:21:34- That's why you're here!- And you're going to win. We love you, Mum.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36CLAUDETTE LAUGHS Mmm!
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Oh! I don't know what to say.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43Except that I've always wanted a big family.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45KIM LAUGHS LOUDLY
0:21:45 > 0:21:46Whoo! Whoo!
0:21:46 > 0:21:48KIM LAUGHS LOUDLY
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Oh, my God! It's hilarious!
0:21:51 > 0:21:53KIM LAUGHS LOUDLY
0:21:55 > 0:21:57I-I-I'll...I'll sort this out.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59It's all right, love.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03You don't want to hear from me, you're here to enjoy yourselves.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Come on, let's party!
0:22:05 > 0:22:09- Happy birthday, Pearl of my heart! - Happy birthday, Pearl!
0:22:09 > 0:22:11KIM LAUGHS LOUDLY
0:22:11 > 0:22:15Oh, you have some dignity, Patrick, you're a grown man.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Yeah, and she's a grown woman.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20- Yeah, man! - PATRICK CHUCKLES
0:22:20 > 0:22:22KIM LAUGHS LOUDLY
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Whoo! Whoo!
0:22:24 > 0:22:26KIM LAUGHS
0:22:26 > 0:22:27Whoo!
0:22:33 > 0:22:34AIR HISSES
0:22:35 > 0:22:37KIM GASPS
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Denise! Denise, what's happening?!
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Denise! Oh, no!
0:22:42 > 0:22:45- Denise! - LAUGHTER
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Denise!
0:22:50 > 0:22:52LAUGHTER KIM SHRIEKS
0:22:59 > 0:23:00HE SIGHS
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Hi.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15It's me.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17- It was her, innit?- Yes! She stabbed it with a knife.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- What?!- And it was the look on her face, Kim,
0:23:20 > 0:23:22it was sort of...chilling.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24It was like she got off on it.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27You know what, that woman is unhinged!
0:23:27 > 0:23:30She's gone way beyond as interfering mother-in-law,
0:23:30 > 0:23:32she's 100% psycho!
0:23:33 > 0:23:36I'm going to have to pay for this now!
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Cha!
0:23:48 > 0:23:50It's Gavin.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52I think we need to have a chat.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58DOOR SLAMS
0:23:58 > 0:24:00RADIO PLAYS SOFTLY
0:24:06 > 0:24:09- Hiya.- Hi.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13- What's all this about?- Oh, well, I thought I'd make it look nice,
0:24:13 > 0:24:16seeing as we've got the afternoon together.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20- Come on, babe, I'm all dirty, in't I?- Well, I don't care.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Ben, what is the matter?
0:24:25 > 0:24:27It's nothing.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Well, then why do you keep pushing me away?
0:24:33 > 0:24:34Ben what is it?
0:24:37 > 0:24:39HE CLEARS HIS THROAT I...
0:24:39 > 0:24:42I think I may have caught something.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Thanks for coming.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55- Why now?- After all these years,
0:24:55 > 0:24:56no hello?
0:24:56 > 0:25:00Just tell me, what do you want?
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Money, Claudette.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04To keep your little secret.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09She's just so much happier,
0:25:09 > 0:25:13just...just having him there.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15When can we visit her?
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Couple of days, I reckon.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21And you, trouble, you are first on the list, all right?
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Look, Sonia, do you mind looking after Lil this afternoon?
0:25:25 > 0:25:28It's just...I've got to get a few things to sort with Stace.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Will you be back for dinner?
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Do you mind?
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Sorry, I know it's a hassle.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39And...the car?
0:25:41 > 0:25:43No problem.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46- I'm just popping to the shop, all right?- Cheers.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Right, come here, you.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Come here. Right... Oh!
0:25:51 > 0:25:53HE WHISTLES Ah!
0:25:53 > 0:25:56We can't have you using anyone else's can we, because...?
0:25:56 > 0:26:00- They're poisonous!- That's right. Absolutely. Come here.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03- And you.- Dad!- Come on.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05OK.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12I love you. Both of you.
0:26:12 > 0:26:16- You know that, don't you? - I love you too, Martin.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Are you OK, Dad?
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Yeah.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24(Yeah.)
0:26:24 > 0:26:26- Never better.- Hmm.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Right.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36I'll...I'll see you later.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39- See ya.- See you later.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40Bye.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Bye, everyone.
0:26:48 > 0:26:49Right, go on, pull my finger.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51I promise I won't do it this time.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54- SHE MAKES FARTING NOISE - Ah!
0:26:54 > 0:26:56LAUGHTER
0:26:57 > 0:27:01- You want a go?- No, you're good. - LAUGHTER
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Just gently patting.
0:27:03 > 0:27:04There we go.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Shh, shh, shh.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08- It's OK. Stacey? - BABY CRIES
0:27:08 > 0:27:10I don't know how to do this.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Martin knows how to do this.
0:27:12 > 0:27:16It's fine. He's in a new place, it will take him a while to settle.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Maybe he'll always take this long to go to sleep.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Maybe he's a terrible sleeper. I don't know, I hardly know him.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24Stacey, everything you're feeling is completely normal.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26It's absolutely fine.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30If you just want to watch, then tomorrow, when Martin comes back,
0:27:30 > 0:27:32we'll get his settling tips.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34BABY CRIES
0:28:19 > 0:28:21ENGINE STARTS