01/03/2016

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0:00:24 > 0:00:28- Are you looking forward to moving back in with your daddy?- Yes!

0:00:28 > 0:00:30Our room's bigger here. And we've got a better TV.

0:00:30 > 0:00:34Well, listen, you can come back here any time you like.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36There she is, the birthday girl!

0:00:36 > 0:00:38That was yesterday. Today's another day.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41It's a shame you didn't get to celebrate your birthday properly.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43- Well, I had my cake and my chicken, didn't I?- Mm-hm.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Right. That's everything packed.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47And I'll pop back later for the rest of the stuff.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Er...what time?

0:00:49 > 0:00:50- I don't know. Why?- Oh, no.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53PHONE RINGS No reason.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55- What's that? Good news? - Actually, erm...

0:00:55 > 0:00:59Ron, I'll pop back at lunchtime to go through the final bills.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01- Oh, no, there's no need. - Oh, you know what I'm like.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Have to do things properly, don't I?

0:01:03 > 0:01:06Right, come on, kids. Let's go. Let's leave Auntie Ronnie in peace.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Oh, it's going to feel so strange with just me and Phil here.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11- I doubt it will stay quiet for long. - Probably not.

0:01:11 > 0:01:15Like all fairy tales they have to have a happy ending.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Isn't that right, Janet? Hey?

0:01:17 > 0:01:19- You are the princess. - Aw, thank you.

0:01:21 > 0:01:25Who knows, Prince Charming could be right around the corner.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27- See you.- See you.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33- You shut your mouth or... - Shh...!

0:01:33 > 0:01:35TOGETHER: Congratulations!

0:01:35 > 0:01:36Whey!

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Look!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Oh, Linda. Thank you. You didn't have to do that.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43- Party poppers, eh? - Only the best, boy.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Now, sit yourself down, the future Mrs Lee Carter. Go on, girl.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49- Thank you.- I picked up a couple of bridal magazines from the shop.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Aren't you getting a bit ahead of yourself?

0:01:52 > 0:01:54These things take months of planning. Ain't that right, Whit?

0:01:54 > 0:01:57- That's right. I spoke to Bianca. - Oh. What did she have to say?

0:01:57 > 0:02:00I couldn't really make it out. She was screaming her head off.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02- Oh, good screaming I hope. - Yeah, yeah.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04She said she'd be happy to help with any of the planning, so...

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Oh, we don't want to worry her with all that.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09I mean, she's got enough on her plate with them kids of hers.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Oh, just in time to talk weddings!

0:02:11 > 0:02:14- What? Are we seriously doing all this, yeah?- Oh, Nance, come on...

0:02:14 > 0:02:16- No. This whole engagement's a joke. - I'm going to work.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Wait, Lee...

0:02:18 > 0:02:23There you go again! Can't you just be happy for your brother? And that's not for you!

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Hiya.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Did JJ get off OK for his school visit?

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Yeah. Couldn't get shot of me quick enough.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38- Got to go get him at lunchtime. - Yeah...

0:02:38 > 0:02:40You OK? You seem a little flustered.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Er, no. Nah. It's Honey.

0:02:43 > 0:02:44Late again.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Oh, by the way, I kept yesterday's Gazette for you.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51In case there's a few jobs you might be interested in. I've circled them.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Yeah. I'm sure they'll be screaming for people with no qualifications.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57I'll have this, please. And a packet of paracetamols.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59- My head's banging.- There you are.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Oh, actually...

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Albert?

0:03:04 > 0:03:06I don't think so.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07Why not?

0:03:07 > 0:03:10I think Vincent's helped him out enough, don't you?

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Oh, and I haven't bailed you out enough times?

0:03:12 > 0:03:14That'll be £2.80, please.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16- Well, I suppose I can have a word. - Nah, nah, nah. Forget it.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20- He's too good for a bar job anyway. - All right, well suit yourself, then!

0:03:22 > 0:03:25- No, not everyone's as small-minded as my sister.- Urgh...!

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Don't worry.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Something I'd better get used to around here.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Shouldn't you be at work?

0:03:40 > 0:03:42I, erm...took the day off.

0:03:42 > 0:03:43I wanted to call the clinic first thing.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46What did they say?

0:03:46 > 0:03:47That they can fit me in this morning.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50- Do you want me to come with you?- No!

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Er, it's all right I'd, er, rather go on my own.

0:03:56 > 0:03:57I'm so sorry, Abi.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59It's fine.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01I can't believe I've done this to you.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Yeah, well, we all make mistakes, so...

0:04:03 > 0:04:06What if I've harmed the baby? I'll never forgive myself.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Well, er, I've got to get my bus.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10Abi, I don't blame you for hating me.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12I don't hate you.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Look, I promise this is never going to happen again. All right?

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Yeah, I believe you.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Well, come here, then.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26I don't know what I did to deserve you.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Ah...!

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Here is a list of things I need you to get this afternoon.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37What for?

0:04:37 > 0:04:39We're going to do Honey a surprise birthday party.

0:04:39 > 0:04:40We done that yesterday.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Did he tell you what he got Honey for her 40th?- No?

0:04:43 > 0:04:45- A bucket of chicken.- And a necklace!

0:04:45 > 0:04:48And it wasn't just a bucket of chicken. There was coleslaw and everything.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51- Oh, you are a romantic, ain't you? - Hark at him!

0:04:51 > 0:04:54First sniff of a bit of a skirt and suddenly he's an expert.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Who come up with all this?

0:04:56 > 0:04:58I did. With a bit of help from Janet.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01- And I'm supposed to get all this in time?- Well, Jay can help you.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03- Oh, no. I'm due at the Arches. - Not any more, you're not.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06- Go on. Clock's ticking. I'll see you later.- See you later.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08She's had me sandwich...!

0:05:10 > 0:05:11I'll have some bananas, and all, love.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13- Is that one all right? - Yeah, it's fine.

0:05:13 > 0:05:14Abi!

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Abi, sweetheart. You all right?

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Er...yeah. Sorry. My head's been somewhere else this morning.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Did you tell him the truth?

0:05:25 > 0:05:27I knew you'd see sense.

0:05:27 > 0:05:28He's got chlamydia.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32And there's a chance I've got it, too.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Someone really has got it in for you two, haven't they?

0:05:34 > 0:05:37And now, on top of all this, I've got to lie to the doctor at the clinic.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40You don't know. This could work to your advantage.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43How?

0:05:43 > 0:05:44I take it he's full of remorse?

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Well, yeah. He feels terrible.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49- Then I'd say he's got some making up to do, wouldn't you?- Yeah...

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Yeah.

0:05:55 > 0:05:56VACUUM WHIRS

0:05:56 > 0:05:58PHONE RINGS

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Can you keep the noise down? Pearl is asleep upstairs.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Hah! Nothing to do with the two empty wine bottles

0:06:07 > 0:06:10I put in the recycling this morning, then?

0:06:12 > 0:06:14And how's my two favourite ladies this morning?

0:06:14 > 0:06:17I could do without her shouting and carrying on in my face all day!

0:06:17 > 0:06:20It seems your wife thinks that I'm the hired help.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24Well, allow me to introduce Leo. He actually works with Linford.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Sorry, mate. Could you come back another day?

0:06:26 > 0:06:29- We're having a bit of a domestic here.- I just need to measure up downstairs.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31What for?

0:06:31 > 0:06:33A self-contained flat.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35I thought Mum could do with the space.

0:06:36 > 0:06:40Anything you need, Leo, you just shout, yeah?

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Just underneath the stairs, bro.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45- So you're trying to get rid of me now?- No, no, no. I...

0:06:45 > 0:06:48I thought you just wanted your independence back, that's all.

0:06:48 > 0:06:49Well, you can forget it.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52If she wants a flat, she can move down there herself.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54I heard that!

0:06:54 > 0:06:56You have to talk to her, Mick.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58She's just letting off steam, that's all.

0:06:58 > 0:07:03Me and Sylvie were the same as kids. At each other's throats, we were.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06She had a spiteful streak, all right.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08You know, she cut the hair off one of my dolls once?

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Scalped it, she did.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13All those beautiful ringlets just...tossed on the floor.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15What a lovely story. Thank you(!)

0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Have you apologised to your brother? - No.

0:07:18 > 0:07:19I don't intend to, either.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Why are you trying to spoil this for him?

0:07:21 > 0:07:24I'm not! I just don't want him make a mug of himself.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Well, he's a big boy now. I'm sure he can make his own way in the world.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29So is it one rule for him and a different rule for me?

0:07:29 > 0:07:33- You went ape when I said I was getting engaged to Wayne.- That's because he weren't right for you!

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Lee needs someone like Whit to keep him on the straight and narrow.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39- No, you just clearly care a bit more about him.- Oh, honestly...!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41- Am I bringing up a toddler here? - Can you not patronise me?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43You were exactly the same with your Mr Frosty.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Clawing at each other until your dad had to confiscate it.

0:07:46 > 0:07:47This ain't about some toy, Mum.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Well, you just tell us what it's about, then, please?

0:07:49 > 0:07:52I am just sick of him taking everything from me the whole time.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Oh, you're not going on about that job again?

0:07:54 > 0:07:56What? Are you mad?

0:07:56 > 0:07:58He knew I was going for that interview,

0:07:58 > 0:08:00and he went behind my back and stole it.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02How can no-one see how unfair that is?

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Like, why is he more deserving of that job than I am?

0:08:05 > 0:08:07He's not. He's had a tough year, OK?

0:08:07 > 0:08:09He's been depressed. He's ill.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11I've been ill my whole life!

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Yeah, but you've always been the confident one.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15You know, Lee and Johnny were more delicate.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19- No. You just babied them and that's exactly what you're doing now. - No, I didn't!

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Look, we're off, all right?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Here's my big, handsome boy!

0:08:23 > 0:08:25His first day at his new job.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28It's only an induction day. I start my first shift tonight.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Yeah, well, you make sure them mugs know how to run a boozer properly, all right?

0:08:31 > 0:08:34- Yeah, don't mess it up this time. - What?

0:08:34 > 0:08:36- Make sure he gets off all right, won't you?- Yeah.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39- Later.- Bye, darling. Love you.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Right. This petty little squabble ends now. Do you hear me?

0:08:51 > 0:08:54I always thought we'd be like the Von Trapps, you know?

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Give it a couple of weeks and, er...

0:08:57 > 0:09:00we'll all be singing The Lonely Goatherd.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01I promise you.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13What you doing?

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Here we go...

0:09:15 > 0:09:17One, two, three.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20Every spare bit of change that I get from now on,

0:09:20 > 0:09:22I'm going to pop in there.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Give it a couple of months and I reckon I'll have enough for a ring.

0:09:27 > 0:09:28Nancy was talking about us upstairs.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Oh, just ignore her.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Well, it ain't just Nancy. It's Babe and all.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34What's she got to do with anything?

0:09:34 > 0:09:35She's had it in for me since I...

0:09:36 > 0:09:39..I caught her scheming about something with Abi.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42- About what?- I don't know.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45- But I'm going to find out.- No, no, no. Just forget about all that, eh?

0:09:45 > 0:09:47This should just be about me and you and nobody else.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Let's look forward to the future, yeah?

0:09:49 > 0:09:51I've started taking my pills.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54I've booked a session with the counsellor. And now...

0:09:54 > 0:09:57And now I've got something to fight for, ain't I? Hey?

0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Love you.- Love you.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10- Shirley, would you say you were a red or a white person?- Mm...

0:10:10 > 0:10:13I don't really care, as long as it's wet and alcoholic.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Oh, any chance of a bit of change?

0:10:15 > 0:10:17- I'm thinking more red. Bit more romantic.- Yeah, sure.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19- Honey, just...- "HMP."

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Her Majesty's Prison?

0:10:21 > 0:10:23What're you doing rummaging under there for?

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Denise...

0:10:25 > 0:10:27- Take an early lunch break, will you? - I'm not due to finish...

0:10:27 > 0:10:28Honey, just go.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Sorry.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39You've got some explaining to do.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42- You're going to see him again, aren't you?- Who?

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Her ex.

0:10:44 > 0:10:45It's not for me.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47If it's not for you, then who's it for?

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Jordan?

0:10:54 > 0:10:56There you are...

0:10:56 > 0:10:57- Ta.- Cheers.

0:10:58 > 0:11:02- Nancy OK?- Oh, she'll come round. You know what she's like.

0:11:02 > 0:11:07Yeah. It's just, you know, yesterday must have come as a bit of a shock.

0:11:07 > 0:11:08I do love him, though, you know?

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Where's all this come from?

0:11:11 > 0:11:15I don't know. I just...feel things might be awkward.

0:11:15 > 0:11:16Now, you listen to me, all right?

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Me and Mick, we couldn't be happier to have you as a daughter-in-law.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Now, I don't want to hear any more of this nonsense.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Now, I'm thinking a Grecian dress.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Really show off that beautiful face of yours.

0:11:27 > 0:11:28Oh, I was thinking something more modern.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Oh, we've got a lot to teach you, haven't we?

0:11:30 > 0:11:34Let's just call it the Linda Carter finishing school for young brides.

0:11:34 > 0:11:35THEY LAUGH

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Er, where are you off to?

0:11:37 > 0:11:38Out.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Lucas wants to see his son.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Well, he lost the right to do that years ago.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Yeah, but that...

0:11:48 > 0:11:50He's not the man that he was, Shirley.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Oh, here we go...

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Didn't take long to get under your skin, did it?

0:11:54 > 0:11:58Will you give me some credit, please, Shirley. It's not like that.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00- Have you forgotten what he did? - Of course not.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02What do you actually take me for?

0:12:02 > 0:12:04He tried to kill you.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08Oh, and you think that I need reminding of that?

0:12:09 > 0:12:12There isn't a day that goes by that I don't think about what he did.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Then why didn't you put them in the bin straight away?

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Because this is going to keep happening until he gets what he wants.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Does Jordan know about this?

0:12:20 > 0:12:23- Not yet. - Right. Maybe it's best he doesn't.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28And what if he finds out that I kept it from him?

0:12:30 > 0:12:31Oh, I don't know...

0:12:31 > 0:12:33I just... I want Lucas out of our lives for good.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Then you know what you've got to do, don't you?

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Honey!

0:12:49 > 0:12:52- Ronnie. - What are you doing back here?

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Er, I was just about to ask you the same question.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Well, I... I live here.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Yeah. Why have you got a big red heart on your dress?

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Oh, I've just been playing with Matthew.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04What's with the flowers and the wine?

0:13:04 > 0:13:05Er...this?

0:13:05 > 0:13:07I just fancied a bit of a lunchtime tipple, that's all.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09- And er...these are for you. - Thank you, thank you.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Listen, you've got to come back later.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Yeah, Ron, I've made plans.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16- Yeah, but so have I.- I know. - Honey...!

0:13:16 > 0:13:18EVERYONE WHOOPS AND LAUGHS

0:13:20 > 0:13:21It was supposed to be a surprise.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24We thought, because you were born on a leap year,

0:13:24 > 0:13:26you should celebrate your birthday like a ten-year-old.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28- Happy birthday, Hon. - Aw, thank you.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31Come and get a jam tart. Look!

0:13:31 > 0:13:32Did you do all this?

0:13:32 > 0:13:35- Yeah, with a little help from Billy. - Do you like it, Hon?

0:13:35 > 0:13:37I love it. I love it...

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Hey, hey, hey! What do you think you're doing?

0:13:39 > 0:13:41I've just got to send a quick text, that's all.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43No, come on, Hon. You're on it all the time.

0:13:43 > 0:13:44- Look, Billy, please...- No. No.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47Look, you can have it back at the end of your party, can't you?

0:13:47 > 0:13:50- Is everything all right?- I think I've done something really stupid.

0:13:50 > 0:13:51Now, come on.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54We can't have a Mad Hatter's tea party without Alice, can we?

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Yay!

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Looks brilliant!

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Let's face it...

0:14:01 > 0:14:04You and Kim are not going to be the best of friends.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06That's an understatement.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Which is why...

0:14:09 > 0:14:10..I had these drawn up.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14En suite.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Walk-in wardrobe.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18- Really? - I knew I'd get your attention.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21OK, your own little crib downstairs.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23And I can come up whenever I feel like it?

0:14:23 > 0:14:25You can have your own lift fitted, if you like.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28What, and have madam popping in whenever she feels like it?

0:14:28 > 0:14:29I don't think so.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Do we have a deal?

0:14:33 > 0:14:34I'll think about it.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36You're tough, you know that, right?

0:14:36 > 0:14:37SHE CHUCKLES

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Tough.

0:14:40 > 0:14:44PHONE RINGS

0:14:46 > 0:14:48PHONE CONTINUES TO RING

0:14:51 > 0:14:54Don't ever call me again.

0:14:54 > 0:14:55Understood?

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Mind if I join you?

0:15:05 > 0:15:07I'll take that as a yes, then?

0:15:07 > 0:15:09No, I'm sorry.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12I'm just not very good company at the minute.

0:15:12 > 0:15:13Come on...

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Talk to me.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20I just had another blow-up with Mum and Dad.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22What about?

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Loads of stuff.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Lee has proposed to Whitney.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28So?

0:15:28 > 0:15:29So she...

0:15:30 > 0:15:32She's not right for him.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Well, what's that got to do with you?

0:15:34 > 0:15:38He's big enough and ugly enough to make his own decisions, no?

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Yeah. It's not just that. I just...

0:15:42 > 0:15:46I feel like everyone is doing something with their life.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49Right. And you're there pulling pints, going nowhere, yeah?

0:15:49 > 0:15:51Yeah. Cheers!

0:15:51 > 0:15:54There's a lot more people worse off than you, you know?

0:15:54 > 0:15:57No, I do know that.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59You've got mates. Me.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01You've got a mum and dad that actually like each other.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Do you know how rare that is, Nance? - No, I know.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07I know, when I have kids,

0:16:07 > 0:16:09I want them to grow up in a family like yours.

0:16:09 > 0:16:10I didn't know you wanted kids.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Don't look so surprised.

0:16:13 > 0:16:14No....

0:16:14 > 0:16:18Look, I know Lee is a muppet, but he's your brother.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22You know, so what if you don't like Whit?

0:16:22 > 0:16:25That's not going to affect your relationship with him, is it?

0:16:25 > 0:16:27No, I guess not.

0:16:27 > 0:16:31So stop being a mopy teenager and go and get me some chips.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42Let me get that.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Thanks.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Listen, about earlier...

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Oh, don't worry about it. Denise is right.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51- Bar work ain't really my thing. - Well, you any good with a drill?

0:16:51 > 0:16:55It's just that I've decided to convert my basement into a granny flat.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58Nah, DIY ain't really my thing, either.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Hm. It sounds like an excuse to me.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02I just can't win with you, can I?

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Denise works hard for her money.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06The last thing she needs is some freeloader.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08You got to give JJ someone to look up to. Or else...

0:17:08 > 0:17:11- He'll end up like me? - I didn't say that.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13You didn't need to.

0:17:13 > 0:17:14Thanks.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Any sign?

0:17:19 > 0:17:20Nothing.

0:17:21 > 0:17:22All done!

0:17:22 > 0:17:27Right, now Matthew is down, I think it's time for a few party games.

0:17:27 > 0:17:28THEY ALL CHEER

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Can I just say a few words first?

0:17:31 > 0:17:34When I first asked you to move in here,

0:17:34 > 0:17:37I was a little bit worried because...

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Well, we've got nothing in common.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41You're cheerful all the time.

0:17:41 > 0:17:46But you are the kindest, sweetest person that I know.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48And I hope that we're friends for a really long time.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Aw, thank you.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Pass me the sick bucket, will you?

0:17:53 > 0:17:56Did someone slip something in my Scotch or something?

0:17:57 > 0:17:58It's Honey's birthday.

0:17:58 > 0:17:59Oh...

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Many happy returns.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Right, what have I got here?

0:18:03 > 0:18:05How about...

0:18:05 > 0:18:07- pin the tail on the donkey?- Yay!

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Oh, that's an old favourite in our house.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12- What are you? Five? - I love it. I love it.

0:18:12 > 0:18:13Stick a blindfold on.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Les, you sort the donkey.- All right.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19Do you know what? I think, erm...

0:18:19 > 0:18:22I think somebody else should have a go first.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24- No, you're all right. - Yeah, come on!

0:18:24 > 0:18:26It's not fair that I should have all the fun.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28No. I don't want to do it.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Oh, Ronnie, please. Please. It is my birthday.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32- I don't like party games. - Look, please.

0:18:32 > 0:18:33- You don't want me to get angry. - Fine.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35What is the prize, anyway?

0:18:35 > 0:18:39Well, you are going to love it, I promise.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41- So...- Is that the tail?- Yep. Yep.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43- Right.- Ready?

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Spin you round...

0:18:45 > 0:18:47- Stop!- Go!- OK...

0:18:48 > 0:18:49- You all right?- Yeah.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Am I close?

0:18:51 > 0:18:53- No?- No, just a little bit further.

0:19:01 > 0:19:02Surprise!

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Have a seat, babe. I'll get the drinks in.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14Should you be drinking on antibiotics?

0:19:16 > 0:19:19- I'm sorry? - It was the Clap in my day.

0:19:19 > 0:19:23But, of course, it would take more than a few pills to shift the shame back then.

0:19:23 > 0:19:24Oh... Brace yourself.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28- I was thinking... - Oh, she's been thinking.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Sounds dangerous.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33I was thinking that maybe we could go down The Rat later.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36- What for? - What do you mean, what for?

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Put soppy through his paces. I like it, yeah.

0:19:38 > 0:19:42- Oh, it's a great idea. - So you two are sweet now, yeah?

0:19:42 > 0:19:45Yeah, well, there'll be other jobs, won't there?

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Course there will, baby. Of course there will.

0:19:50 > 0:19:51See?

0:19:51 > 0:19:53What did I tell you, eh?

0:19:53 > 0:19:57# Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo... #

0:19:57 > 0:19:58SHE LAUGHS

0:19:58 > 0:20:00- Good, weren't it? - Yeah, brilliant!

0:20:01 > 0:20:03It ain't often I see you lost for words.

0:20:06 > 0:20:07Well, what are you doing here?

0:20:07 > 0:20:09I came back for you.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Well, some warning might've been nice.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Time to cut the cake!

0:20:15 > 0:20:17What you talking about?

0:20:17 > 0:20:19I texted Honey, told her I was coming.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22- What's Honey got to do with it? - She messaged me, said you were missing me.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24She did what?

0:20:24 > 0:20:27Er, I think I need to go and get a few more plates.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29No, you stay there!

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Look, it's obvious that you two were missing each other.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34I just thought I'd lend a helping hand, that's all.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36- I can't believe this. - How could you?

0:20:36 > 0:20:39- Everyone needs a fairy godmother in their life.- But it's my life!

0:20:39 > 0:20:42- All right, there's no harm done, is there?- No harm done?!

0:20:42 > 0:20:45I'm stood here dressed as the Queen of Hearts!

0:20:47 > 0:20:50- Can you watch Matthew for me? - Oh, Ronnie, please...

0:20:51 > 0:20:52I'll go.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Now, this is what I call a party!

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Got money to splash around, I see.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14From what I remember, you did a lot more for your cash back in the day.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Now, we don't want a scene, do we?

0:21:17 > 0:21:19What do you want?

0:21:19 > 0:21:21There's been a change in my circumstances.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24I'll need the money by the end of the week.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26That's not possible.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28It's either that...

0:21:28 > 0:21:31or your boy finds out exactly what his mother is.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34I'll be in touch.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51What right has she got interfering like that?

0:21:51 > 0:21:52She just...

0:21:52 > 0:21:54She just don't want to see you on your own, that's all.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57- None of us do. - Too much has happened.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59I can't go through that again.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Ron, why do you think he came back here?

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Because he loves you.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08No, he actually...

0:22:08 > 0:22:11He came back because your stupid fiancee decided to play Cupid.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14OK. So what are you going to go, then? Just let him walk away again?

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Yes. Because we're not right for each other. We never have been.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20- That is rubbish and you know it. - You don't understand!

0:22:20 > 0:22:24I do understand! I understand that you're too pigheaded to admit that you love him back.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Ron, I know you're scared.

0:22:28 > 0:22:29You think Jack isn't?

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Well, at least he's got the guts to do something about it.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Oh, this thing drives me insane.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Oh, you all right?

0:22:44 > 0:22:45Yeah, I'm fine.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47I've got you a little something.

0:22:47 > 0:22:48Now...

0:22:48 > 0:22:51- Aw...!- No, I know it's not a motor, but erm...

0:22:51 > 0:22:54I just want you to know that you're my girl

0:22:54 > 0:22:56and I love you, all right?

0:22:56 > 0:22:57Aw, thank you.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05She's looking at me again.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07- What? You're just being paranoid. - Why did you tell her?

0:23:07 > 0:23:10- It just slipped out. - And what if she tells someone?

0:23:10 > 0:23:12She won't. And anyway, I've got antibiotics now, haven't I?

0:23:12 > 0:23:15So stop worrying and just get me another orange juice.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23So what was the verdict?

0:23:23 > 0:23:26They don't know yet. They've given me pills as a precaution.

0:23:26 > 0:23:27That must be a relief.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30Yeah. And it means we can start trying again now, doesn't it?

0:23:30 > 0:23:33There's just one thing you haven't considered.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35The little one-night stand. He might have it, too.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Oh, you all right?

0:23:43 > 0:23:46- Look at that! - I know. Dad got it for me.

0:23:46 > 0:23:47I ain't seen one of these in ages!

0:23:48 > 0:23:49Oi, erm...

0:23:49 > 0:23:51Listen, about earlier...

0:23:52 > 0:23:54I, erm... I was out of order.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59I know I'm not Whitney's biggest fan, but you're still my brother.

0:23:59 > 0:24:00And...

0:24:00 > 0:24:03Oh, oh! You, er, told him the plan?

0:24:03 > 0:24:07- Told me what?- Nancy thought you might need some moral support.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10Yeah. We're going to slip down The Rat later.

0:24:10 > 0:24:11You know, make a little night of it.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14- Oh, nah. Nah. You can't. Erm... - No, no, it's all sorted.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Babe and Tracey said they'd cover the bar.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19Do you know what? I reckon Thelma owes me a drink, actually.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21Well, maybe another night, though, eh?

0:24:21 > 0:24:24Lee, your sister's holding her hand out here. What's the matter with you?

0:24:24 > 0:24:26No. I know. It's not that. I just...

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Just what?

0:24:29 > 0:24:32Look, I don't want things to be awkward between you and Thelma.

0:24:32 > 0:24:36Don't worry about Nancy. I've got some things I'd like to say to that woman myself about this.

0:24:36 > 0:24:37You don't understand...

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Understand what?

0:24:40 > 0:24:43On the interview day, I told her about your epilepsy.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45The only reason was because I was worried about you. That's all.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48- You what? - I was only looking out for you. I...

0:24:48 > 0:24:51What, you told here about my epilepsy? You're a snake!

0:24:51 > 0:24:52All right, calm down.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54- I can't believe you've done that! That's so dark!- Nancy!

0:24:54 > 0:24:56That's the worst thing you could have done!

0:24:56 > 0:24:59- Right, let's talk about this upstairs. - I'm never speaking to him again!

0:24:59 > 0:25:01DOOR SLAMS

0:25:03 > 0:25:05DOOR SLAMS

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Where is she?

0:25:07 > 0:25:09Just give her a bit of time, yeah?

0:25:09 > 0:25:10- Right, I'm out of here. - What are you doing?

0:25:10 > 0:25:12I've wasted enough time as it is.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Oh, Jack, please. Just stay at least until she gets back.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16What's the point? She ain't interested.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19- Oh, yeah? What would you know, eh? - I know a mug when I see one.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22Anyone for some fairy cakes?

0:25:22 > 0:25:23Leave it, Jack. It ain't worth it.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25No, you're right. He's just a sad, pathetic drunk.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30Says the man chasing the woman that don't even want him.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42Surprise!

0:25:42 > 0:25:44What's all this?

0:25:44 > 0:25:47- We're celebrating.- Celebrating what?

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Dad's going back to school.

0:25:49 > 0:25:53Well, not quite school. It's a carpentry course at a local college.

0:25:54 > 0:25:58I want to show JJ that I can actually make something of my life.

0:25:58 > 0:25:59Wow...!

0:25:59 > 0:26:02And what's brought all this on, then?

0:26:02 > 0:26:04- It was Kim, actually.- Kim?

0:26:04 > 0:26:05Yeah.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08I want to prove to JJ that he can have the role model I never had.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11Well, I am really proud of you.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15Oh, I tell you what, stay there. I'll get us some napkins, shall I?

0:26:25 > 0:26:26I tell you what I'll do.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29I'm going to start making a little list of odd jobs around...

0:26:31 > 0:26:33OK, let me explain...

0:26:38 > 0:26:39Jack's gone.

0:26:39 > 0:26:41Gone where?

0:26:41 > 0:26:43I don't know. He just upped and left.

0:26:46 > 0:26:47Taxi!

0:26:58 > 0:26:59St Pancras, please.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01Oh! Hold on a second!

0:27:03 > 0:27:05- Can you just give us a minute, please?- Just drive, mate, yeah?

0:27:05 > 0:27:07- Can you stop the car? - Ignore her.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10Jack, please. Just let me talk to you.

0:27:10 > 0:27:11Let me explain...

0:27:12 > 0:27:15Please, can you just stop the car?!

0:27:18 > 0:27:20Is it true what you said?

0:27:20 > 0:27:22- Did you come back here for me? - I'm here, aren't I?

0:27:33 > 0:27:37Lee might be a lot of things, but one thing he ain't is vindictive.

0:27:37 > 0:27:38Keep telling yourself that.

0:27:38 > 0:27:41Oh, honestly...! I don't know how much more of this I can take.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43Just as well I'm moving out, then, ain't it?

0:27:43 > 0:27:46- You can't just walk out of here. - Watch me.