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0:00:30 > 0:00:32They're back.

0:00:32 > 0:00:33When?

0:00:33 > 0:00:34Just now.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39That's cute.

0:00:39 > 0:00:40Too much?

0:00:40 > 0:00:43He's a baby. There's no such thing as too much.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49You're doing the right thing.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Hello!

0:00:55 > 0:00:57We're making pancakes!

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Oh! They smell lovely.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Kyle's a better cook than you!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Oi!

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Got some bacon too.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08You're really pushing the boat out, ain't you?

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Come and give your mum a cuddle.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Oh! Oh!

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Have you spoken to Kush?

0:01:17 > 0:01:21Come on, you. Let's get you out of there, shall we?

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Who wants some pancakes, then?

0:01:23 > 0:01:24Quick.

0:01:28 > 0:01:29Martin, we said we could do this.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35So there's an Easter egg hunt in the Square later.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37- Who fancies it?- Yeah!

0:01:40 > 0:01:43You said you didn't blame her. You promised me!

0:01:43 > 0:01:45He's our little boy.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47And she's our daughter!

0:01:47 > 0:01:49How much worse are you going to make it?

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Kettle's just boiled.

0:01:52 > 0:01:53We've run out of milk.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57I'll go out and get some, then.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Have mine. I can go without.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01No, it's cool - I want some air anyway.

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Mick!

0:02:06 > 0:02:07You all right, Mum?

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Ask your dad.

0:02:10 > 0:02:11Don't start.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18In a minute, all right?

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Knows she's getting free chocolate.

0:02:21 > 0:02:25The Vic - they've got this Easter egg hunt thing.

0:02:25 > 0:02:26Want to come?

0:02:27 > 0:02:30- No.- It'll do you good - keep busy.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33- Busy?- Yeah. Take your mind off...

0:02:33 > 0:02:35The booze?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Uncle Les is here.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Bit of an emergency.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Mrs McKenna, sooner than expected. - Les, it's Good Friday!

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Death doesn't do public holidays.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Mate, I've got to take them on this Easter egg hunt thing.

0:02:48 > 0:02:49Honey's at work.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Oh, come on, Les.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Phil can take us.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55No, no, no, no.

0:02:55 > 0:02:59Look, we'll have our own little hunt later on, OK?

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Right, I'll take them...if you want.

0:03:02 > 0:03:03Please.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10All right. You both be good for Uncle Phil, all right?

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Call me if there's any problems.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Don't let me down, Phil.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Ooh, I do like a nice neat shelf.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Yeah? You want to come and sort my house, then?

0:03:32 > 0:03:33Go on, then, off you go.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36- Are you sure? - Yes, of course, that's why I'm here,

0:03:36 > 0:03:38so you can take JJ to the egg hunt.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Never seen a little boy so excited.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43I mean, the life that poor boy has had.

0:03:43 > 0:03:44Well, you've been amazing, Denise -

0:03:44 > 0:03:47taking him in, making him a part of your family.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49You sure you're OK working?

0:03:49 > 0:03:52I mean, this is your first Easter, your family back together.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56Billy's taking them. Don't know who's more excited, actually!

0:03:56 > 0:03:57- Hi.- You all right?

0:03:59 > 0:04:01How's your mum and dad today?

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Wrong question.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- The kids are really looking forward to the egg hunt.- Great.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10- Good morning, ladies. You all right? - Someone's in a good mood.

0:04:10 > 0:04:11Arthur's home for a visit.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Oh! That's lovely.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15I'm going to bring him to the egg hunt.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17The more the merrier.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20- You know Tam's back from his holiday?- Yep.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24- Is he coming?- Nah, they've gone to see Shabs and Jade.

0:04:27 > 0:04:28Family time all round, then.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Hm, family time.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Cheers, thanks.

0:04:34 > 0:04:35Thank you.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Do you want some help?

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Yeah, if you want.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Stace, it's so good having you home.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00It's only a day.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03I know, but... Hopefully. Soon.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08I hope this isn't...

0:05:10 > 0:05:12I thought, um...

0:05:16 > 0:05:19I don't want to make a big fuss,

0:05:19 > 0:05:22but...

0:05:45 > 0:05:47I love you, Stace.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49I love you too.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54DOOR BUZZER SOUNDS

0:06:09 > 0:06:11What you doing?

0:06:11 > 0:06:14There's no point in doing any of this.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18- Dad hates me. - Of course he don't hate you.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Nance, come on, you really need to stop blaming yourself.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23How am I supposed to stop blaming myself when Dad...?

0:06:23 > 0:06:26It's my fault as much as it is yours.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28I'm doing extra food. Reckon we're going to be...

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Why's all that going in the bin?

0:06:30 > 0:06:32- I was just telling her... - What he said to you last night...

0:06:34 > 0:06:36..don't take it to heart.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38How else am I supposed to take it, Babe?

0:06:38 > 0:06:39And cancelling the egg hunt?

0:06:41 > 0:06:43That's going to make you feel better?

0:06:47 > 0:06:51I wanted all of this to be, like, a positive thing.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53It still can be!

0:06:53 > 0:06:55I wanted to remind Dad of when we was kids.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Which is exactly what we all need.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03A bit of joy.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05SMOKE ALARM BEEPS

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Oh, Abi!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09I'll strangle that girl!

0:07:39 > 0:07:40Lily.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50- Martin.- Kush.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52I...

0:07:52 > 0:07:54- When the door went... - Am I... Am I early?

0:07:54 > 0:07:57- Do you want me to come back later? - It's just that he's asleep.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Stace.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03- Well, I thought he was asleep. - Sorry, was that me?

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Did I... Did I wake him up?

0:08:05 > 0:08:07No, it's fine.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08I, er... I got him a...

0:08:08 > 0:08:12I got you an Easter bunny.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16- It's lovely. - Yeah, yeah, that's lovely. Thanks.

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Look at him!

0:08:24 > 0:08:27What do you reckon, Lil? Easter egg hunt?

0:08:27 > 0:08:28Yeah!

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Can I hold him?

0:08:32 > 0:08:33Yeah.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Hey, hey.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44- ARTHUR GURGLES - Yeah!

0:08:49 > 0:08:52- It's only a pan. - Why is nothing ever easy?

0:08:53 > 0:08:54What is it now?

0:08:55 > 0:08:58The clinic phoned yesterday and I tested positive for chlamydia.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01So? You took the antibiotics.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03What if I've passed it on?

0:09:03 > 0:09:05You'll probably never see him again.

0:09:05 > 0:09:06You got any scissors?

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Er...yeah.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12I want them back.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17- I hope you've got another plan. - Abi?

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Hiya, babes. What are you doing here?

0:09:24 > 0:09:27The caff's heaving. Thought you might do us a bacon sarnie?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29No time for takeaways today.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36Listen, I know it took me a bit, this baby thing,

0:09:36 > 0:09:38but I've been thinking

0:09:38 > 0:09:41and after the bank holiday, we'll go to the doctor,

0:09:41 > 0:09:44get you booked in for a scan.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46- Really?- Yeah, we should make sure everything's all right.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49And you know, we might even find out if it's a boy or a girl!

0:09:49 > 0:09:51- We're busy, Ben. - I'm trying to have a conv...

0:09:51 > 0:09:53We're expecting a lunchtime rush.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55I've got to go, I'm sorry.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59All right, well, we'll talk later, yeah? After your shift?

0:09:59 > 0:10:02- After my shift. Great. - Give us a kiss.

0:10:03 > 0:10:04It's a boy. I know it.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Only a pan, yeah?

0:10:21 > 0:10:22Pub ain't open yet.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Billy took pity on you, then?

0:10:26 > 0:10:30It's, er...what families do.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Not mine.

0:10:33 > 0:10:37There's some egg hunt in the Square.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39I thought I'd take them to the caff first.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41You? Egg hunt?

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Got Billy to thank for that.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Listen, the other day...

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Get to the point.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Your birthday. I shouldn't have come.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58Oh, is that an apology?

0:11:01 > 0:11:05These two. I don't really know what I'm doing with them.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07- She wants to know when it starts. - Soon - all right?

0:11:09 > 0:11:11You fancy it?

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Billy must be off his head leaving them with you.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Come on, why don't you spend some time with us?

0:11:16 > 0:11:19What, so I watch them while you get tanked up?

0:11:19 > 0:11:21No, I'll tell you what, DAD, yeah?

0:11:21 > 0:11:26Why don't you go and buy yourself a big bottle of vodka?

0:11:26 > 0:11:29And another. And then another.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32And you drink yourself to death.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35And then when I have my kid...

0:11:35 > 0:11:37I won't even tell them who you were.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42I won't even show them a photo.

0:11:53 > 0:11:57Hey-hey. Someone's made an effort!

0:11:57 > 0:11:59So, when are you lot getting dressed up, then?

0:11:59 > 0:12:01You're not, are you?

0:12:01 > 0:12:02Didn't you get my memo?

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Well, we was thinking a couple of eggs for the littluns

0:12:05 > 0:12:08and then maybe come back here for two-for-one for the mums and dads.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11- Mick still up for this? - Yeah, as long as the tills are full.

0:12:11 > 0:12:12Yeah, hopefully...

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Nance. You all right?

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Course she is. Come on, then.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21These eggs ain't going to hide themselves, are they?

0:12:21 > 0:12:22Open the door.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Oi.

0:12:26 > 0:12:27Thank you.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30This was all your idea. And deep down, Dad knows it.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42Ollie's still out for the count. Shall I give him a little nudge?

0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Babies sleep. That's what they do. - What about his feed?

0:12:44 > 0:12:47- He's just had one. - Maybe I should just wake him up?

0:12:47 > 0:12:48There's nothing wrong with him!

0:12:50 > 0:12:53Have you tried talking to Nancy yet?

0:12:54 > 0:12:56- I ain't seen her. - That's cos you ain't tried.

0:12:56 > 0:13:00You're not the only one who's hurting.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03- If she hadn't lost it with Lee... - Don't you think she knows that?

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Do you think there's anything you've said to her

0:13:05 > 0:13:08that she hasn't already said to herself?

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Whatever happened between her and Lee - whatever she did -

0:13:10 > 0:13:12she didn't mean it.

0:13:12 > 0:13:13She didn't mean this.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17I know.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20But I can't bear to look at her, L.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Listen to what you're saying.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25You've got to deal with this! She's our girl.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28And she needs you. She needs her dad.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Do you remember the first time we did an egg hunt for them?

0:13:39 > 0:13:43- L, honestly...- Every time Nancy put one in her basket, another one'd fall out!

0:13:43 > 0:13:46Poor little thing. Think Lee ended up with most of them.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50And at the end, you took half of them off him

0:13:50 > 0:13:54and put them back in her basket when she weren't looking.

0:13:54 > 0:13:55Cos that's you, Mick.

0:13:57 > 0:13:58Not this.

0:14:00 > 0:14:01That's what you do.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08We should go and join in.

0:14:09 > 0:14:10Take Ollie.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14He's only been out the hospital five minutes.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Bit of fresh air won't do him any harm.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18You know it's all right to be scared.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21I'm not.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26And you say I'm the one who's not dealing with this?

0:14:27 > 0:14:30- What you doing?- I'm going out. And I'm taking Ollie with me.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32- Where?- What does it matter?

0:15:00 > 0:15:02What are you drinking?

0:15:02 > 0:15:03Nothing.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Janet wants you to push her on the swings.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09Yeah, yeah, in a minute.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11When are we going to the egg hunt?

0:15:11 > 0:15:12Yeah, in a minute.

0:15:15 > 0:15:16Janet!

0:15:20 > 0:15:21Where's she gone?

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Come on, let's go and look for her.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Janet!

0:15:31 > 0:15:33- Got it.- Way-hey!

0:15:38 > 0:15:39Is it starting yet?

0:15:39 > 0:15:42- Is it starting yet? - Patience! Very soon.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50You're beautiful, aren't you? Eh?

0:15:52 > 0:15:53My beautiful boy.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Over there, there's a tree.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05And that was for another beautiful boy.

0:16:08 > 0:16:09His name was Zaair.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14He would have been your big brother.

0:16:18 > 0:16:19The two of you...

0:16:21 > 0:16:22..running around here,

0:16:22 > 0:16:24in and out the gates.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27HE SIGHS

0:16:29 > 0:16:31It's all a bit of a mess, ain't it, this?

0:16:31 > 0:16:33Eh?

0:16:35 > 0:16:36But none of it's your fault.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42Don't ever think that any of this is your fault.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49And we're all here for you.

0:16:50 > 0:16:51OK?

0:16:53 > 0:16:55We're all going to be here for you.

0:17:01 > 0:17:02You two all right?

0:17:02 > 0:17:05Yeah, just having a little chat.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12I was just about to talk about who he was named after.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15My dad. Yeah, he knows.

0:17:19 > 0:17:20Martin, we can make this work.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Two dads are better than one.

0:17:32 > 0:17:33Yeah.

0:17:39 > 0:17:40Come on, mate.

0:17:47 > 0:17:51- Well, I think Mrs McKenna can rest with dignity.- Yeah.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Will?

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Bill, it ain't how it looks...

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Ain't how what looks? Where's your sister?

0:17:57 > 0:17:59She ran off.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02- What?!- Ain't she here? - How could you lose her?!

0:18:02 > 0:18:05I didn't lose her. Billy, I didn't lose her.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07You've been drinking.

0:18:07 > 0:18:08She just ran off, she ran off.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Will, stay with Uncle Les.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Just hand it in at the bar and it's two for one on drinks, all right?

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Yeeeeah!

0:18:31 > 0:18:33For Pearl, right?

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Yeah, she weren't feeling it,

0:18:35 > 0:18:38so I've got to do the hunt on her behalf, innit?

0:18:38 > 0:18:39Oh, look, there's another one!

0:18:39 > 0:18:43And how many Easter eggs does a one-year-old baby need, anyway?

0:18:43 > 0:18:45I gotta take my finder's fee.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47So you must be JJ.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49It's lovely to finally meet you.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52- This is your Auntie Carmel, JJ. Say hello.- Hello.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Hello!

0:18:54 > 0:18:57He's going to be a little heartbreaker when he's older.

0:18:57 > 0:18:58How's it all going?

0:19:00 > 0:19:01Getting there.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Yeah!

0:19:05 > 0:19:07The girls look like they're having a good time.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12He's looking a bit tired. Think we're going to call it a day.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14We've only just got here.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Everybody having fun?

0:19:16 > 0:19:18How are you?

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Yeah, I'm fine, mostly.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22It's nice to see you, ain't it, Martin?

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Oh, is that your ring? May I see?

0:19:25 > 0:19:28It's gorgeous. You set a date?

0:19:28 > 0:19:31- Not yet.- I'm still getting used to being engaged.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Sure you are.

0:19:33 > 0:19:37Look, I...just want to say thank you, for this,

0:19:37 > 0:19:39- for letting Kush in.- Mum...

0:19:39 > 0:19:44It's not everyone who'd be so, well, grown-up about it all.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46And it's what's best for Arthur that matters.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Yeah. He's a lucky boy.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51He is gorgeous!

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Mum, Martin was just saying he looks tired.

0:19:53 > 0:19:57You're not too tired for a cuddle with your Nanny, are you?

0:19:57 > 0:20:00CARMEL COOS AND GIGGLES

0:20:05 > 0:20:08- Hon, is Janet with you? - What do you mean?

0:20:08 > 0:20:10- Where's Will?- He's fine. He's with Les.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12We had an emergency at the Cokers'.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15I had to leave the kids with Phil.

0:20:15 > 0:20:19- And?- Look, come on! She can't have got far.

0:20:19 > 0:20:20I'll kill him!

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Sorry, one sec.

0:20:29 > 0:20:30I don't finish till two!

0:20:30 > 0:20:35Says here you can work out its IQ before it's even born!

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Remember what I said - my brains, your looks...

0:20:37 > 0:20:39- Great! - You must be due your scan soon?

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Abi? Service, please.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44We can get one of those photos done!

0:20:44 > 0:20:45I've got to go.

0:20:47 > 0:20:48I can't believe Kim!

0:20:48 > 0:20:52She had Easter eggs spilling out of her pockets!

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Maybe we should change the rules next year.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58You lot are full of the joys.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Not bad for a lunchtime crowd, is it?

0:21:00 > 0:21:01Nancy said it'd work.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04It's amazing what a pair of bunny ears can do.

0:21:04 > 0:21:05Imagine if we'd all made an effort.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08I thought you and Mum would've come over.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10- She's had to pop out for a bit. - So you could've come.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12Well, someone's gotta hold the fort

0:21:12 > 0:21:14while you lot are out there having fun, ain't they?

0:21:14 > 0:21:17- Did she, um, did she take Ollie? - Yeah.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21- Are you sure that's a good idea? - You're an expert now, yeah?

0:21:21 > 0:21:24You know you ain't the only one worried about him, don't you?

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Dad, I've told you I'm sorry. I don't know what else to do.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Yes, mate, what can I get you?

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Nance!

0:21:34 > 0:21:36- Anyone seen Janet? - Has anyone seen our little girl?

0:21:36 > 0:21:39- What's the matter?- Please, if anyone sees her, just call.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41- Yeah, of course. - Should I go and have a look?

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Yeah, all right. Look after this geezer, babe.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47What am I going to do?

0:21:47 > 0:21:49- Take those out.- He wants a scan and if he doesn't want a scan,

0:21:49 > 0:21:51then he'll want something else

0:21:51 > 0:21:53and then he'll find out that I've been lying.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55And then he'll leave me!

0:21:55 > 0:21:58He's only with me cos he thinks that I'm pregnant!

0:22:01 > 0:22:03I love him so much.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19FAINT CLATTER

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Hello!

0:22:32 > 0:22:36- You enjoying that?- Yeah.

0:22:36 > 0:22:40- Do your mummy and daddy know you're here?- Yeah.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42- I think we should go and find them, don't you?- Yeah.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45Come on, then. Off we pop. Go this way.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Look who I found, munching a chocolate egg in the barrel store.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Janet! Everyone's been worried sick!

0:23:21 > 0:23:23They are going to love you.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26Got to ring your mum and dad and tell them that you're here.

0:23:26 > 0:23:27All right?

0:23:29 > 0:23:33Do you... Do you fancy the Vic? My shout?

0:23:33 > 0:23:35What, cos it's two-for-one?

0:23:35 > 0:23:37I just wanted to say thank you for today.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39I know this ain't easy.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45I can't believe how big he's got.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47They do feed him on the unit.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Stacey looks better.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53Do you, er... Do you know when their next visit is?

0:23:53 > 0:23:56You care about Stacey now, then, do you?

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Mate, I thought you were on board with this.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01Firstly, I ain't your mate. Not any more.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03- Martin, please...- And second...

0:24:05 > 0:24:06I can't do this,

0:24:06 > 0:24:08any of it.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10- I've tried, but...- It'll get better.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Look, I love Arthur, Kush.

0:24:16 > 0:24:20And he might not be my son, but...I'm his dad.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27And the three of us, playing happy families?

0:24:29 > 0:24:31That ain't happening.

0:24:36 > 0:24:37- Who's that, then?- You.

0:24:37 > 0:24:41- Me? Is it? You've drawn me a picture?- Yeah.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43- HONEY:- Janet! Janet!- Who's that?

0:24:43 > 0:24:46Where have you been?

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Is she OK?

0:24:48 > 0:24:49Yeah, she's fine.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51- Thank you.- Not at all.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54- Who's that?- You. - Oh, it's lovely, darling.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57You've had us worried sick. We owe you one, Nance.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59Not at all.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Seriously, we appreciate it.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03- She can be a right handful at times, can't she?- Yeah.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06- You've got a gift, you have. - Come back and see Nancy soon, yeah?

0:25:06 > 0:25:09- Yeah?- Yeah.- Yeah. - See you later. Take care, bye-bye.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11Come on, then, let's go home. Thanks again.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16You've got a real diamond there, Mick.

0:25:22 > 0:25:23Dad?

0:25:30 > 0:25:33- Come on, Mick!- Do you know why we did all that today?

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Few extra punters, so what?

0:25:35 > 0:25:38No. Cos Nance wanted to remind us of when we was kids,

0:25:38 > 0:25:41show Ollie how much of a laugh we used to have

0:25:41 > 0:25:44- running around all day...- And what if he don't get that chance?

0:25:44 > 0:25:46What if we don't get the chance to do them things with him?

0:25:46 > 0:25:49- You can't think like that. - I can't think of anything else, Mum!

0:25:49 > 0:25:52And if that's what happens, then we deal with it...

0:25:52 > 0:25:53as a family.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Went well, then?

0:26:03 > 0:26:05Family time(!)

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Yeah, family time...

0:26:15 > 0:26:18- Phil.- What?

0:26:20 > 0:26:22We trusted you!

0:26:22 > 0:26:24- Janet!- Don't come near us.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Take her home, will you? I'll deal with this.

0:26:28 > 0:26:32You do not come near my children again.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40The girl's all right. She's all right.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42You're out the flat, today.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44- You running out of sofas?- Ben.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50I feel sorry for you.

0:26:50 > 0:26:51Don't even talk to her.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55And that...that kid you're carrying.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57- SHIRLEY:- Phil!

0:26:57 > 0:26:59Cos his dad's a joke.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01I'm the joke?!

0:27:01 > 0:27:03BEN CHUCKLES

0:27:03 > 0:27:06- And you?- Get out.

0:27:06 > 0:27:09You heard her. Get out.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11Finally, Billy, finally.

0:27:11 > 0:27:13No-one wants you.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15Oh, well.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17You want a row? You want a row?

0:27:17 > 0:27:19Yeah, go on, you hit your own son. Go on, classy man.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21- Go on.- Come on, then, come on, then.

0:27:21 > 0:27:24If Gran could see you now, she'd find it disgusting.

0:27:24 > 0:27:27- Come on, then! Come on, then! - You're scum, you're scum!

0:27:28 > 0:27:30Abi!

0:27:30 > 0:27:33Ben... Ben... The baby!

0:27:50 > 0:27:53RINGING TONE

0:27:54 > 0:27:57PHONE BUZZES