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0:00:33 > 0:00:35I thought you were getting this fixed.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38- Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, L.- Please.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50- That was mint. Thanks for that, Abs. - Oh, it's all right.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Are you feeling all right, Phil?

0:00:52 > 0:00:54- No.- Well, here. This'll help.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56He ain't due his ration until lunch time.

0:00:56 > 0:00:57He needs it now, look at him.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59What, am I invisible or something?

0:00:59 > 0:01:00Eh?

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Just relax, will you?

0:01:14 > 0:01:16I'm just going to...

0:01:16 > 0:01:19I'm just going to go and check on the car lot,

0:01:19 > 0:01:21then I'm going to pop by the Arches.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Well, we ain't got much on till later.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Well, we'll have to see what we can do about that, won't we?

0:01:26 > 0:01:30Otherwise there's no point paying you two mugs, is there?

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Can you help me find Ollie's changing bag?

0:01:34 > 0:01:35Monkey Nuts starts in 20 minutes.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37He's hardly going to get detention if he's late, is he?

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Anyway, he should be listening to a bit of, like, Primal Scream.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42None of that pony they play there.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44It's about developing social skills, you know that.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46I'm joking, L. I'm joking.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48The beer pumps aren't working. I think it's the pipes.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Oh, great(!) We're opening soon.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52I'll sort that out, don't worry about that.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Lady Di!

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Oh, great, I'm going to have to go and get a new one now, aren't I?

0:01:57 > 0:02:00- I can't turn up with this. - L, take a breather, sit down...

0:02:00 > 0:02:01I ain't got time to sit down.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11He's my dad. I look after him.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13You can dry.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16You really don't think Ben will believe me.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18No. No, I don't -

0:02:18 > 0:02:20because then he'll find out that you're a thief and a liar.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23That's rich...coming from the girl who faked a pregnancy.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Like I said, do your worst.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Oh, I intend to, babes.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30You better watch your back today, yeah?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Yeah, no, that sounds great.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39I'll get the blueprints from the architect

0:02:39 > 0:02:40and I'll see you there, yeah?

0:02:40 > 0:02:42All right, mate, cheers.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46Right, I just offered Andy and Linford the contract.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Going to meet up with them later and discuss.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51- Yeah?- Yeah. Why don't you come?

0:02:51 > 0:02:53I could do with your input.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Look, Hannah's been charged, Ron.

0:02:58 > 0:02:59All right? It's over.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02I dreamt about her the other night - Danielle.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05I dreamt she was pregnant.

0:03:05 > 0:03:06Can you imagine me a granny?

0:03:06 > 0:03:07HE CHUCKLES

0:03:07 > 0:03:10- Well, you have got a few grey hairs growing there.- Get off!

0:03:10 > 0:03:13- THEY LAUGH - Come on, meet us later.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15It'll take your mind off things.

0:03:15 > 0:03:16Yeah, maybe.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29So, what are your plans for today, Stace?

0:03:29 > 0:03:31I was just thinking, maybe go for a walk.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Get Arthur some nappies and wipes.

0:03:34 > 0:03:35Cool.

0:03:35 > 0:03:36Well, good luck with it, yeah?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38- Thanks.- See you in a bit, mate.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41How are you feeling?

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Yeah, I feel a bit nervous

0:03:43 > 0:03:46but I've got to try and do normal things by myself, haven't I?

0:03:46 > 0:03:48And you'll be great.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Just don't push yourself.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52You've got all the time in the world

0:03:52 > 0:03:54and, if you need me,

0:03:54 > 0:03:56just call me, yeah?

0:03:56 > 0:03:58- I'll be there.- OK.- All right.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Minute Mart run out of gossip magazines today?

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Never judge a book by its cover, Abs.

0:04:19 > 0:04:20I...

0:04:20 > 0:04:23I get paid this week, so I can give you 200 quid.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Have you ever read this?

0:04:27 > 0:04:30I mean, the lengths people will go to just to survive.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32- DOORBELL RINGS - Dog eat dog, ain't it?

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Do you want the money or not?

0:04:34 > 0:04:35I want you and Ben gone.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Your dad needs him here, do you not get that?

0:04:37 > 0:04:38He needs both of you.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Stop making out that you give a stuff about my dad.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42This is about YOU saving your own skin.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Eh...

0:04:45 > 0:04:46Delivery for you.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47You opened it?

0:04:47 > 0:04:49How'd you afford it anyway?

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Dad paid.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53I need it for school, don't I, next week?

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Mm-hmm, right.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Abi, was there if you don't believe me.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Weren't you, Abs?

0:04:59 > 0:05:00Yep.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04I need to go.

0:05:04 > 0:05:05Where are you going?

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Oi!

0:05:10 > 0:05:12She's up to something, you know.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Oh, girls that age - I wouldn't get involved.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15I'll see you after work.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Abi...

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Sorry, I forgot to say,

0:05:19 > 0:05:22thanks for agreeing to stay.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25You know, it's the best thing to do for Dad.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28I really appreciate it.

0:05:28 > 0:05:29OK.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Right, well, bye.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Bye.

0:05:49 > 0:05:50Oh, hello, Jack.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Hello, Stacey.

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Oh.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Oh, look at him.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57He's a right cracker, ain't you?

0:05:57 > 0:05:59JACK LAUGHS

0:05:59 > 0:06:00Abi!

0:06:00 > 0:06:02- Listen, we need to catch up, yeah? - Yeah, yeah.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05- Have a drink or something, yeah? - Yeah.- See you later, darling.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08- You all right, darling? - Erm... No, not really.

0:06:08 > 0:06:09Can we grab a coffee?

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Listen, I've got to get these drawings to the builders.

0:06:12 > 0:06:13Can we do it later?

0:06:13 > 0:06:17Listen, have you thought any more about going away?

0:06:17 > 0:06:18No, why?

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Well, you're the only family I've got left here, ain't you?

0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Family? Yeah, right(!)- Sorry?

0:06:23 > 0:06:24Oh, nothing.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28- Have we got a problem? - Well, you don't care.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30You only turn up when there's money to be made.

0:06:30 > 0:06:31Abi!

0:06:34 > 0:06:35Try that.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Ah, we have beer.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Sweet.

0:06:41 > 0:06:42Look, Mick...

0:06:42 > 0:06:45L's just having a bad day today, that's all it is.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Well, can I help?

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Well, I reckon she needs a night out.

0:06:50 > 0:06:51Just take her mind off everything.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54She just don't like leaving the boy and neither do I, so...

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Well, if Linda won't come to the party,

0:06:56 > 0:06:58let's bring the party to Linda.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01If only you owned a pub, hmm?

0:07:01 > 0:07:03A good old Queen Vic karaoke,

0:07:03 > 0:07:04we ain't done one of them in ages.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Carter family tradition, isn't it?

0:07:06 > 0:07:09That's a blinding idea, Sharon. That's a blinding idea.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Right, well, I shall pop out and spread the word.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13- Tonight!- No time like the present.

0:07:13 > 0:07:14Beautiful.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19- You all right, Ab?- Hiya.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27We've got bangers and mash on special today

0:07:27 > 0:07:28and nowhere near enough spuds.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Can you nip out? Take whatever Martin's got.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Maris Piper if he's got them, best for mashing.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Louise is going to tell him everything.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39She wants me and Ben out of Walford for good.

0:07:39 > 0:07:40Pay her off.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42She already turned down 200 quid

0:07:42 > 0:07:45and if I give her more, and she takes it, where does it stop?

0:07:45 > 0:07:47She's always going to have this over me,

0:07:47 > 0:07:50she's always going to have that letter.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51Then I'm sorry -

0:07:51 > 0:07:54but you've only got one way out of this, love.

0:07:54 > 0:07:55You have to cough.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57- You have to tell him.- What?

0:07:57 > 0:08:00It'll be a thousand times worse if it comes from her.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Get in that she's been blackmailing you.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05See how Little Miss Sunshine likes them apples.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08What about my potatoes?

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Oh, yeah.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Oh, come on, Buster.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16I thought I could count on you.

0:08:16 > 0:08:17Sharon, I make people's ears bleed.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Well, so does Linda.

0:08:20 > 0:08:21Look, Mick's trying to cheer her up -

0:08:21 > 0:08:24so, please, come along and show your support, yeah?

0:08:24 > 0:08:26- I'll be there, I'll be there. - Cheers. Maggie!

0:08:26 > 0:08:29- You'll need a hard hat if you're heading back home.- What?

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Ben and Louise are tearing strips out of each other,

0:08:31 > 0:08:33I was lucky to get out alive.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Move! SHE PANTS

0:08:47 > 0:08:49You are a liar!

0:08:49 > 0:08:50Just ask her yourself then.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54I found it...

0:08:54 > 0:08:56in her room!

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Of all people, Abi, how could you lie to me?

0:09:01 > 0:09:02I'm so sorry.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04What if my dad finds out? Huh?

0:09:04 > 0:09:07What do you think it's going to do to him?

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Why didn't you just tell me the truth?

0:09:09 > 0:09:12I wanted to, I did,

0:09:12 > 0:09:13and I was trying to find a way -

0:09:13 > 0:09:17but I could never find the right time, or the right words.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20And then Babe told me to fake a miscarriage.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Oh, and I know shouldn't have agreed, I shouldn't,

0:09:23 > 0:09:26but she put all this pressure on me, Ben.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27You know, I just felt trapped.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33What you talking about?

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Babe's letter.

0:09:42 > 0:09:43I found this.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49There was no baby?

0:09:50 > 0:09:51Awks.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55What's so special about this karaoke anyway?

0:09:55 > 0:09:57What do you mean, "What's so special?"

0:09:57 > 0:09:58It's for your mother.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01She needs to let her hair down for a couple of hours, like we all do,

0:10:01 > 0:10:03- so just put a bit of effort in. - I don't know what to pick!

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Baby, I was just wondering

0:10:05 > 0:10:08if you could look after the little man tonight?

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Well, why can't Nancy? She hates singing.

0:10:11 > 0:10:16Oh, look, I said I'd meet Tam in here later on anyway.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Fine, I'll tell Sonia we're baby-sitting.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20So romantic(!)

0:10:20 > 0:10:22- I know. Thanks.- No, Mick.

0:10:22 > 0:10:23Babe, it's a few drinks.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25We're just going to, you know...

0:10:25 > 0:10:27- He'll be asleep.- I've got to organise tomorrow for him.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30There's this baby theatre thing at the community centre

0:10:30 > 0:10:32- and it clashes with something else...- L, listen...

0:10:32 > 0:10:34No, Mick, OK? Just, please, no.

0:10:34 > 0:10:35COGS-TURNING RINGTONE

0:10:35 > 0:10:38This phone winds me right up, I'm telling you.

0:10:38 > 0:10:39I can never hear it ring.

0:10:44 > 0:10:45Yes, get in!

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Hold up, hold up.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Don't listen to your mother. We're doing this tonight, all right?

0:10:50 > 0:10:51We're doing it.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Crack on. What are you, mutton? Crack on.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55MICK LAUGHS

0:10:55 > 0:10:57You went to the doctors.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02You got a due date.

0:11:02 > 0:11:03I was desperate.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05I thought I was going to lose you

0:11:05 > 0:11:07and then it just all got out of control...

0:11:07 > 0:11:09and then she found out.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Yeah, why don't you tell Ben how you started blackmailing me

0:11:11 > 0:11:13- to get rid of us? - This ain't about me.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16- DOOR SLAMS - Hello?

0:11:16 > 0:11:17Don't tell him about this.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19He don't need it right now.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Jay said you two was having a barney.

0:11:25 > 0:11:26Well...?

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Just usual brother and sister stuff.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Well, you ain't in the school playground now,

0:11:31 > 0:11:33so pack it in, and kiss and make up.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35We're going to go out tonight, as a family.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37What?

0:11:37 > 0:11:39I thought we could grab some grub at Beale's, eh?

0:11:39 > 0:11:42They must do some rabbit food there as well.

0:11:42 > 0:11:43Me and Ben can't, we're...

0:11:43 > 0:11:45No.

0:11:45 > 0:11:46No, you're right, Dad.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Let's do it.

0:11:48 > 0:11:49Could be fun.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58That's it. One, two, three...

0:11:58 > 0:11:59Ten, 60.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02That's all right, don't worry about the rest. It's fine.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05There you go, my dear. All right, have a nice day.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07See you later.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Hello, you all right?

0:12:09 > 0:12:11What you got there?

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Nappies AND wipes?! Whoa-ho.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15And I've been to the park, haven't we, Arthur?

0:12:15 > 0:12:19- Fed the ducks.- See, I told you your mummy rocks, didn't I?

0:12:19 > 0:12:22Listen, Beefy from football says he's got a van for sale

0:12:22 > 0:12:25but he wants me to go and see it tonight -

0:12:25 > 0:12:28and the problem is, Kyle is working, so...

0:12:28 > 0:12:30- I'll be fine.- You sure?

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Well, yeah, you need a van for the stall, don't you?

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Yeah. Sonia's getting a bit fed up, I think,

0:12:35 > 0:12:37of her car stinking of onions.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39- Just go.- What are you going to do?

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Go home, stick your feet up, have a rest?

0:12:41 > 0:12:42Actually, I was going to go wild

0:12:42 > 0:12:44and go in the cafe and have a cup of tea.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46- Can you take a break?- I'd love to,

0:12:46 > 0:12:50but I've got to go and see Tam and settle this week's pitch fees.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53But listen, Stace, I am so proud of you.

0:12:56 > 0:12:57Thanks.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00- Go on, little man. See you later. - See ya.

0:13:05 > 0:13:06Mas...

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Welcome back.

0:13:09 > 0:13:10Thank you.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13He's getting big.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17How's Shabnam?

0:13:19 > 0:13:20I'm not...

0:13:20 > 0:13:23I'm not ready to talk to you about her, OK?

0:13:23 > 0:13:26We're not going to do that.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28- Mas, I'm really sorry.- Mas...!

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Oh, love.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Slightly worrying because it says raised ground floor...

0:13:37 > 0:13:39No, I just mean there's no...

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Don't worry about it.

0:13:41 > 0:13:42- Hey.- How's he doing?

0:13:44 > 0:13:47Yeah, he's fine. He's fine. He's a lot better, thanks to you guys.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Well, you know, brickies by day,

0:13:49 > 0:13:51crime fighting super-heroes by night.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Keeping the streets safe from baby-snatching, psycho teens.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Seriously, though, we're glad he's OK.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59So, what you boys doing later? The least we can do is buy you a drink.

0:13:59 > 0:14:03I heard there's karaoke in the Vic tonight, cheap drinks an' all.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05I'm just going to go and change Matthew, yeah?

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Ron, we could go out for a night, couldn't we?

0:14:09 > 0:14:11Talking about pipes and fuse boxes?

0:14:11 > 0:14:13I don't think so.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15Yeah, but it's better than being cooped up in that house

0:14:15 > 0:14:16thinking about her.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18"Her?"

0:14:18 > 0:14:19Do you mean Danielle?

0:14:19 > 0:14:22Ron, you were the one who said you wanted to get over it properly.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25Yeah, and you're the one who's just mentioned her name again.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28- Excuse me, I'm going to change Matthew at home.- Ronnie...- Cheers.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36- Oh.- Oh, sorry.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38It's my fault. I was miles away.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Hello, sweetie.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Oh, so sweet.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44We should get them together some time for a play date.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Yeah, yeah. Sounds good.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Well, just let me know where and when.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Are you all right?

0:14:50 > 0:14:54- I'm sorry. I'm being stupid. - No, wait, wait, wait, look...

0:14:54 > 0:14:57do you want to come to mine and have a cup of tea?

0:14:57 > 0:14:59- Yeah?- Yeah, thanks.- Come on.

0:15:03 > 0:15:04Where are you?

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Please, Ben, just call me back.

0:15:12 > 0:15:13DOOR SLAMS

0:15:15 > 0:15:16Where have you been?

0:15:18 > 0:15:19I thought you'd want this.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Babe's letter.

0:15:22 > 0:15:23Look, I'm begging you.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26Please, Ben, I'll do anything - just forgive me.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29- Pathetic.- Shut up.- Make me.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36So, when's he seeing the consultant next?

0:15:36 > 0:15:38In a few weeks' time.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40And we're...

0:15:40 > 0:15:42We're pushing them as hard as we can.

0:15:42 > 0:15:46You know, to make sure he gets all the right support.

0:15:46 > 0:15:47The waiting must be tough.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51It just feels like...

0:15:51 > 0:15:53everything's falling apart.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57I mean, Johnny's gone,

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Lee's been so miserable,

0:15:59 > 0:16:01and Mick and Nancy were everything to each other

0:16:01 > 0:16:02but not any more...

0:16:02 > 0:16:05because of Ollie.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08And I don't know what to do, Ronnie.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11We're broken and I don't know how to fix it.

0:16:11 > 0:16:12At least you still can.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15What do you mean?

0:16:15 > 0:16:18It was the anniversary of my daughter's death last week.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20You know, Danielle?

0:16:20 > 0:16:22- Oh, Ronnie, I'm sorry... - No, no, no, it's fine, honestly.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24I've learnt to deal with it over time.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27But, I don't know, this year...

0:16:28 > 0:16:30..everywhere I turn,

0:16:30 > 0:16:33I just keep being reminded of it constantly.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37I mean, the reason I'm telling you all this is that...

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Us mums, we go through a lot, don't we?

0:16:39 > 0:16:41But you're not alone.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44Thank you.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Listen, why don't you pop over to the Vic tonight?

0:16:46 > 0:16:47We could have a proper drink?

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Hmm. No, I'm not much of a singer.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52What?

0:16:52 > 0:16:54The karaoke.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Mick. I told him, "No!"

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Maybe he's trying to fix things.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Do you know what? I'm game if you are.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06I'm not sure about that.

0:17:07 > 0:17:08Has he gone off?

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Just. I think he's teething.

0:17:11 > 0:17:12Oh, it'll get easier with Arthur.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14Well, it's not that.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18Don't you worry about Masood.

0:17:18 > 0:17:19It was too soon.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21He wasn't even on my list.

0:17:21 > 0:17:22Nor were you, actually.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24I'll show you.

0:17:24 > 0:17:25Here, look.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29You've done all that already?

0:17:29 > 0:17:31That's brilliant.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Next week, I'm going to try picking Lily up from school.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Kyle's gone to get her today.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Do you think that Mas will ever forgive me?

0:17:40 > 0:17:43You leave Mr Huffy-Puff to me.

0:17:43 > 0:17:44Mr what?

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Huffy-Puff.

0:17:46 > 0:17:47THEY GIGGLE

0:17:47 > 0:17:48ARTHUR CRIES

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Do you want to give him a cuddle?

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Really?

0:17:58 > 0:17:59Just...

0:17:59 > 0:18:02you concentrate on you and your family...

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Nothing else...

0:18:05 > 0:18:07cos that's all that really matters - family.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18FEEDBACK FROM MICROPHONE

0:18:18 > 0:18:20One, two.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22- ECHO: One, two. - Give us a song then!

0:18:22 > 0:18:23No chance.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26A-ha, I think I might have a drink tonight.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29Look at that!

0:18:29 > 0:18:31So, Billy, you going to get up there later?

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Not a chance.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35I got burnt the last time I done karaoke.

0:18:35 > 0:18:36Oh, no. What happened?

0:18:36 > 0:18:37It was horrible.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Standing up there on that stage, all these people looking at me.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Aw, were you nervous?

0:18:42 > 0:18:43More than nervous...

0:18:43 > 0:18:44At first I was afraid...

0:18:44 > 0:18:46# Then I was petrified! #

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Go on, Bill, get out of here.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Ah, there she is.

0:18:51 > 0:18:52Hello.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54- Want a drink?- Ah, yes, please.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57If you try and get me to sing a song, I will dump you.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Loud and clear.

0:18:59 > 0:19:00Where's Andy?

0:19:00 > 0:19:03- He's dog-sitting. Don't ask. - All right.

0:19:03 > 0:19:07Listen, Ron, I'm sorry if I pushed it a bit too hard.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09I'm sorry if I was a bit moody.

0:19:09 > 0:19:10"A bit?!"

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Whoa.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Ah, ain't that lovely? Ain't it lovely?

0:19:15 > 0:19:18- What, are you jealous, Mick? - What are you talking about?

0:19:18 > 0:19:19I think she's referring to your stag.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Yeah, well, we don't talk about that, do we?

0:19:21 > 0:19:23What do you mean we don't talk about it?

0:19:23 > 0:19:26What, that meant nothing to you? Here, come here. Come here.

0:19:26 > 0:19:27Get out of it!

0:19:27 > 0:19:29I'm going to check on Ollie.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31So, you sticking around, then, or what, this time?

0:19:31 > 0:19:32Yes, mate. Yes, I am.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Good man, what do you want?

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Yeah, I'll have a lager and a white wine for the Mrs.

0:19:36 > 0:19:40- You all right? You hardly said anything at dinner.- Fine.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45PHIL CLEARS THROAT

0:19:45 > 0:19:48You OK, Dad? We don't have to do this.

0:19:48 > 0:19:49No, I'm fine.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52I'm feeling a bit better, as it happens.

0:19:52 > 0:19:53Can I put my name down?

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Yeah, yeah, you can. Yeah, of course.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Well, actually, you could probably do with starting it off -

0:19:58 > 0:19:59so, give us two minutes, all right?

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Mick, the other day, I was out of order,

0:20:01 > 0:20:03so if you want me to get out, I will.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Well, it weren't you talking, was it?

0:20:05 > 0:20:06You hit rock bottom so...

0:20:06 > 0:20:09As long as you don't have a booze in here, we'll be sweet.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Right, what can I get everyone?

0:20:11 > 0:20:12I'll have a lemonade.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Vodka Coke, please.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Louise will have a Coke.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Abi will have a white wine. and the two boys will have a beer,

0:20:19 > 0:20:21and I'll have an orange juice.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23We don't need no booze, do we?

0:20:23 > 0:20:25It's all right, I'm fine.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Actually, Sharon, large whisky for me.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Just trying to enjoy myself, is that all right?

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Ben, please, we need to talk.

0:20:33 > 0:20:37Right, why don't you sit down and I'll bring the drinks over, yeah?

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Linzi not coming tonight?

0:20:39 > 0:20:42- No, she's busy.- Oh, shame.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Another one, please.

0:20:47 > 0:20:48Easy, tiger.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50- Ben...- Really, Dad?

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Keep the change, yeah.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59So, what you going to do about butterface?

0:20:59 > 0:21:01I think you should pie her, bro.

0:21:01 > 0:21:02You could so much better.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Can we have Louise Mitchell, please?

0:21:05 > 0:21:07I'm up!

0:21:11 > 0:21:14# Cos, baby, now we've got bad blood

0:21:14 > 0:21:16# You know it used to be mad love

0:21:16 > 0:21:19# So take a look what you've done

0:21:19 > 0:21:22# Cos, baby, now we've got bad blood! #

0:21:22 > 0:21:25All right, it's me, just checking,

0:21:25 > 0:21:29making sure everything's sweet and on track, and...

0:21:29 > 0:21:30Just give me a bell back,

0:21:30 > 0:21:33because there's a microphone waiting for you,

0:21:33 > 0:21:35all right?

0:21:35 > 0:21:37She's all Linda needs right now.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Who?

0:21:39 > 0:21:40Elaine.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42Trust me,

0:21:42 > 0:21:44we don't need that woman sticking her oar in.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55So, you DIDN'T tell him then?

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Yeah.

0:21:57 > 0:21:58Yeah, I did.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Yet you're all still playing happy families?

0:22:00 > 0:22:03Well, he's just carrying on as if nothing happened.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05I don't know what to do, I've tried to talk to him,

0:22:05 > 0:22:07- I've tried to... - First of all, calm down.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12How can you tell me to calm down?

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Look, maybe it was a relief for him.

0:22:14 > 0:22:15What?

0:22:15 > 0:22:17His baby never karked it.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19So, that's a good thing, ain't it?

0:22:19 > 0:22:22If he was going to blow, surely he'd have done it by now.

0:22:22 > 0:22:26I mean, Mitchells ain't known for the patient streak, are they?

0:22:26 > 0:22:28So, dry your eyes...

0:22:28 > 0:22:30and get back out there.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52# You and I

0:22:52 > 0:22:55# Cos, baby, now we've got bad blood

0:22:55 > 0:22:58# So take a look what you've done

0:22:58 > 0:23:01# Cos, baby, now we've got bad blood

0:23:01 > 0:23:04# Now we've got problems

0:23:04 > 0:23:07# And I don't think we can solve 'em

0:23:07 > 0:23:10- # You made a really deep cut... # - Remind me to NEVER cross her!

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Ben's knocking them back.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16Is all OK?

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Yeah, he's just enjoying himself.

0:23:19 > 0:23:20Cool.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23Well, it's good to see you both out tonight.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25You know, after what happened.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28Oh, sorry, stupid thing to say.

0:23:30 > 0:23:31No, I...

0:23:31 > 0:23:34It's good that you have got each other.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37- It's how it should be. - APPLAUSE

0:23:44 > 0:23:48And next up - Billy Mitchell, please.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50APPLAUSE

0:23:56 > 0:23:58- Abi...- Oh, not now.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00BILLY: # Because you know I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass

0:24:00 > 0:24:02# No treble

0:24:02 > 0:24:04# I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass

0:24:04 > 0:24:05# No treble. #

0:24:05 > 0:24:11So, what - you wanted me gone, so you could rob Dad blind?

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Was that the plan, Louise?

0:24:14 > 0:24:15I love him.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17BEN LAUGHS

0:24:17 > 0:24:20You love him yet you steal from him?

0:24:21 > 0:24:24You're one twisted little cow, you know that?

0:24:24 > 0:24:26She's the twisted one!

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Yeah, she's the one who lied about Dad

0:24:28 > 0:24:30killing the baby she never even had.

0:24:30 > 0:24:35- Shut up! Shut up!- Ben! - Shut your mouth!- Ben, get off me!

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Let's wash that mouth out, shall we?

0:24:37 > 0:24:40- Ben, get off! Ben! - Let's wash it out!

0:24:40 > 0:24:41- Get off of me!- Shut up!

0:24:41 > 0:24:43TOILET FLUSHES

0:24:44 > 0:24:46SHE WAILS

0:24:48 > 0:24:50HE RETCHES

0:24:52 > 0:24:54BILLY: # I'm all about the bass, 'bout the bass

0:24:54 > 0:24:55# No treble

0:24:55 > 0:24:58# I'm all about the bass, 'bout the bass

0:24:58 > 0:25:01# I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass

0:25:01 > 0:25:02# No treble

0:25:02 > 0:25:04# I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass

0:25:04 > 0:25:06# Hey! #

0:25:06 > 0:25:07Hey, you all right?

0:25:07 > 0:25:09Yeah, I'm all good, yeah.

0:25:09 > 0:25:10Come here.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15- Thank you.- You're welcome, baby.

0:25:15 > 0:25:16It's going to be OK, isn't it?

0:25:16 > 0:25:19As long as we're all together, that's all that matters.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21Yeah. Yeah, of course it is.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30I'm really not in the mood for this, Tam.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33Yeah, try it - people, human contact. You might like it.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36# You know I won't be no stick-figure

0:25:36 > 0:25:39# Silicone Barbie doll... #

0:25:39 > 0:25:42That little skank. She could have really hurt you.

0:25:45 > 0:25:46Are you all right?

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Abi...

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Abi...

0:26:03 > 0:26:06Oh, what are you doing?

0:26:06 > 0:26:07What's it look like?

0:26:07 > 0:26:10You want to do it in here? What if someone comes in?

0:26:10 > 0:26:12Exciting, ain't it?

0:26:12 > 0:26:13OK.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16Well, you do still love me, don't you?

0:26:19 > 0:26:21Of course I do.

0:26:21 > 0:26:23I love you, too.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25All right, let's do it in here.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27Um...

0:26:27 > 0:26:29OK.

0:26:29 > 0:26:30Ben!

0:26:36 > 0:26:38- Come on, Abi.- Ben?

0:26:38 > 0:26:40- Ben!- Come on, Abi!- Ben! Ben!

0:26:40 > 0:26:41Ben, what are you doing?

0:26:41 > 0:26:44# I'm all about that bass...

0:26:44 > 0:26:47# I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass... #

0:26:47 > 0:26:50Ben! Ben, Ben! Ben, please don't do this.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52CHEERING

0:26:52 > 0:26:54Turn it off, Bill.

0:26:57 > 0:27:00So, I'd like to introduce...

0:27:00 > 0:27:05my gorgeous, beautiful girlfriend!

0:27:06 > 0:27:09So sweet and innocent, ain't she? Ha!

0:27:09 > 0:27:13Like butter wouldn't melt. Ha!

0:27:13 > 0:27:15But, it would, actually -

0:27:15 > 0:27:18because, actually,

0:27:18 > 0:27:23she's a lying, little bitch!

0:27:23 > 0:27:26Yeah, and I'll tell you why.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29Because, our baby...

0:27:29 > 0:27:31Yeah, the one that died.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33..never existed.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35She made the whole thing up.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37Uh-huh.

0:27:37 > 0:27:40Abi Branning, ladies and gentleman.

0:27:42 > 0:27:44Take a bow then, sweetheart.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46- Johnny!- Go on!