0:00:27 > 0:00:30So how long until we get rid of you, then?
0:00:30 > 0:00:31I need to be at the airport for seven.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Can you not just stay a few more days?
0:00:34 > 0:00:36It's probably best I go.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Right, I just picked a few bits up for your journey.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Wine gums and them little apple pies you like.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44And I thought we could head up the high street later,
0:00:44 > 0:00:46get you a few jumpers to take back with you.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47That's His Lordship all changed
0:00:47 > 0:00:49and ready for his weigh-in.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51- Oh, thanks.- Hold up. I thought that was tomorrow.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53- I've got a delivery any minute. - It's fine. I can go on my own.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55I want to come with you, don't I?
0:00:55 > 0:00:57- I'll come with you if you like, Mum. - Yeah.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Or not...
0:01:00 > 0:01:03LEE: I would go, but I'd need someone to cover the stall.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05It's fine, I'll cover the stall.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07That's sorted then.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Uh-uh-uh!
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Aren't you forgetting something?
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Well, the photographer sent it over this morning.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14I thought we could open it together.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Yeah, maybe later.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20SHE SIGHS
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Is Dad about?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27He's at the bank. Why?
0:01:27 > 0:01:30I just really don't want to be on my own right now.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Why, what's happened?
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Well, she didn't hit me or anything.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- This time, anyway.- Who?
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Linzi.
0:01:50 > 0:01:51I could always get a payday loan.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Don't be silly. It's our problem.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55What's our problem?
0:01:55 > 0:01:56This month's rent.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Don't worry about that, I'll sort it.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Really? You're skint.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Yeah, well, I'll pimp myself out if I have to.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04I don't fancy your chances.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08What are you talking about? People would pay good money for this body.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Tell him, Stace.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11Nah?
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Right, well, listen.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16You just concentrate on getting Arthur ready for the weigh-in, yeah?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18I'm going to go and talk to Ian.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20See about expanding my stock on the stall.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Maybe, I don't know, introduce some exotic fruits.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24- Yeah, that's a great idea.- You see?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26It's only a matter of time before we see Phil Mitchell
0:02:26 > 0:02:28sucking on a papaya.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Why didn't you reply to my text?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43I mean, what were you thinking, having a pop at Louise, eh?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46I just told her to keep her dirty hands off, all right?
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Yeah, well, she's only a kid.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49She's a scheming little cow!
0:02:49 > 0:02:53And I swear, if she goes near you again, I'll scratch her eyes out.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55- You ain't jealous, are you? - What, of her?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57As if.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Not interrupting, am I?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Uh...
0:03:02 > 0:03:04No, I've got to go, anyway.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- All right, text me later.- Yeah.- Ta.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Going well, then?
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Yeah.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Except we can't ever get any alone time, but hey-ho.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19So, come on. Don't leave me in suspense.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21- Talk to Paul?- Yes.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22And?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Reckons he wants to take things slowly.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Take things slowly?
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Phil caught you getting it on in the car lot.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32I think you're past the point of holding hands, don't you?
0:03:32 > 0:03:36The problem is, bruv, I've never really dated anyone else before.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Except Abi.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Speaking of which, have you heard from her?
0:03:41 > 0:03:42Couple of texts.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44She's not going to her mum's any more.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47So what are you going to do about Paul?
0:03:47 > 0:03:49I don't know.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50Try and be romantic, I guess.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52HE SCOFFS
0:03:52 > 0:03:54What?
0:03:54 > 0:03:55That's you finished, then, ain't it, eh?
0:03:59 > 0:04:02I can't believe you do this every day.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05This is nature at its finest, this is.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09It's not right, Grandad, a grown man getting excited about fish.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Come on! There's got to be something
0:04:11 > 0:04:13that puts fire in your belly, ain't there?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Not really. Not any more.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Tamwar.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Can I tempt you with my John Dory?
0:04:19 > 0:04:20Is that a euphemism?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Knob of butter, bit of parsley...
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Mmm!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Why are you working here, exactly?
0:04:28 > 0:04:31I'm helping my favourite grandad out, ain't I?
0:04:31 > 0:04:33And that's the only reason?
0:04:34 > 0:04:38Yeah, if you'll excuse me, I need to gut this.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Tam, I owe you some rent.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46My receipt book's in the office.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48- Since when have I paid you on time? - Good point.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50You've got to get rid of her.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Please, please.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54I've got cod in that van threatening to stage a walkout.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56- All right, I'll see what I can do. - Yeah?- Yeah.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Oh, good man.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00I've got to get a photo of this.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01Oh, yeah, very funny.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Wait, can you come here a minute? I need to ask you something.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Has something happened with Dad?
0:05:11 > 0:05:13We just had a few words, that's all.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14About what?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16I told him a few home truths, didn't I?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18He should've protected her.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20How, Johnny?
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Do you not think Dad wishes Dean was dead?
0:05:23 > 0:05:24So why isn't he?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28I thought you were supposed to be a lawyer.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Cos he loves our mum and he knows he'd be absolutely no use
0:05:31 > 0:05:33to her if he was banged up for murder.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36He was amazing.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38He held this family together.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40But...
0:05:40 > 0:05:41No, Johnny. But nothing.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42You weren't here.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44You don't understand how hard it was for him.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49All set?
0:05:50 > 0:05:54If he's anything like his brothers or sisters, it's going to be sweet.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56He's not like them, is he?
0:05:56 > 0:05:57All he needs to do is hit his targets.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59We'll deal with the rest later.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Now, go and whack His Lordship on them scales
0:06:02 > 0:06:05cos I'm very proud of them moobs that I've given him.
0:06:05 > 0:06:06All right? OK.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13That'll be the drayman.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19See, the problem with you and Paul is, right,
0:06:19 > 0:06:22is you've missed the dating bit, haven't you?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24The sex, I can do.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26It's just the talking bit I find difficult.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28That's all right cos girls are bang up
0:06:28 > 0:06:29for blokes who make out they listen.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31All you've got to do is nod, right?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34"Yeah, yeah," even if you ain't got a clue what they're saying.
0:06:34 > 0:06:35- "Yeah, yeah."- Hang on, hang on.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Paul ain't a girl, though, is he?
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Yeah, well, it works both ways, don't it?
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Right. Pretend we're in a club.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Right, yeah, here we go.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45- What kind of club?- It don't matter.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46Gay or straight?
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Well, we're two men, ain't we?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50So, come on, chat me up.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56All right?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58- Yeah, you all right?- Yeah.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02They're really nice specs, mate. Are they designer, are they?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04HE STIFLES A LAUGH
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Do you want to know how to do this or not?
0:07:06 > 0:07:07All right.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Has anyone ever told you, mate,
0:07:10 > 0:07:12you've got really beautiful eyes, you have?
0:07:12 > 0:07:15BUSTER COUGHS
0:07:15 > 0:07:16As touching as this little scene is,
0:07:16 > 0:07:18I need one of you to look at my van.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20I think the clutch is slipping.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21Yeah, look, Buster, we were just...
0:07:21 > 0:07:23No, no, it's all right. I understand.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24I've been inside, don't forget.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Don't pick the soap up in the showers and all that.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Look, I'll drop the van round after work, OK?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Yeah, all right, mate.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36- Right, from now on, you are on your own.- Right.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48You all right?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51So it turns out that you are contravening regulations.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53- Come again?- Yeah.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55So all assistant...
0:07:55 > 0:07:59market stall assistants, have to be registered.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02What? Since when? Oh, no!
0:08:02 > 0:08:03Rules is rules, so...
0:08:03 > 0:08:05But I can't leave Grandad on his own, can I?
0:08:05 > 0:08:07HE SIGHS DRAMATICALLY
0:08:07 > 0:08:09I suppose I can muddle along by myself.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Are you sure?- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Sorry.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17- See you later.- See you. Ta, love.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29I had no right saying all that stuff I said before.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Look at this thing, it's like a fossil.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41I just wanted someone to blame, that's all.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45Talk to me.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51About what?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55I mean, you're right.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00I should have been there to protect your mum...
0:09:01 > 0:09:03..and I let her down.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07And what makes it worse...
0:09:08 > 0:09:10..is I was the one that sent him up here.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12You weren't to know what was going to happen.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13And I held him.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16And I had him this close...
0:09:19 > 0:09:20..and I didn't even know.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24I'll never forgive myself for that.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32When I was a kid growing up,
0:09:32 > 0:09:35all I wanted was a family of my own.
0:09:35 > 0:09:40And I thought I was the only one in the world who never had one.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44I just wanted a dad who'd take me to Upton Park,
0:09:44 > 0:09:49a mum who'd give me a little cuddle when I had a gash on my knee.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53I was determined to give you kids everything I never had.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55But you've been an amazing dad.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57I got a son on antidepressants.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02I've got a daughter I don't even recognise.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09And as for Ollie, he's just a little baby, Johnny.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11What happened to Ollie wasn't your fault.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14And it wasn't Nancy's either.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16You've got to try and fix this.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19I'm trying.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23I just don't know how to do it.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30Because every time I look at her I just get this knot
0:10:30 > 0:10:31in my stomach.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35And then the anger.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38The anger starts to build.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40And I hate her and I hate Lee.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44But most of all...
0:10:44 > 0:10:45I hate myself.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46He fell.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48And it was my job to catch him.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52I let him down.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55I let you all down.
0:10:55 > 0:10:56Don't say that.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59I love you, son.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04But trust me, get back on that plane as fast as you can
0:11:04 > 0:11:06because I'm no good for no-one.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Do you remember what you said to me on this sofa?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14You told me how proud you were.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19And that it didn't matter what I was because I'd always be your son.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21I left here a boy...
0:11:21 > 0:11:22and I came back a man.
0:11:24 > 0:11:25I've got you to thank for that.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29I'm sorry, son.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31You've got nothing to be sorry for, you hear me?
0:11:33 > 0:11:35We're like West Ham, aren't we?
0:11:35 > 0:11:38If we play as a team, nothing can get past our defence.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42What?
0:11:43 > 0:11:46I've been waiting 20 years to talk football with you!
0:11:48 > 0:11:49Is everything all right?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Yeah.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53How was the weigh-in?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55He's put on 4lb.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56That's good, then.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Yeah, it's just...
0:11:58 > 0:11:59What?
0:11:59 > 0:12:02He didn't interact with any of the other babies, so...
0:12:02 > 0:12:08Well, he's a lone wolf, just like his old man.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10He's in the kitchen with Lee if you want to get his lunch ready.
0:12:15 > 0:12:16What was all that about?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Do you remember where you used to take us
0:12:18 > 0:12:20when we'd been fighting as kids?
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Course! It was the only way to shut you three up.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Tell Dad to meet me downstairs in 20 minutes.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26- Why, where are you going? - Just do it, yeah?
0:12:26 > 0:12:28I'll text Nancy. Oh, and I'll phone Lee.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Someone looks pleased with themselves.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38I need you to pack an overnight bag.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40I'm taking you away Monday night.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43Where?
0:12:43 > 0:12:45It's a surprise.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49And would this surprise involve an overnight stay in a hotel somewhere?
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Come on, Ben.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55Is that the best you can do?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02What are you doing?
0:13:02 > 0:13:03I'm hungry.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Ah, so you're just going to eat for the rest of your life, is that it?
0:13:06 > 0:13:08I've nothing better to do, have I?
0:13:11 > 0:13:15You're all right, you've got drive.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Direction.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24It's a bit like being a samosa, really, isn't it?
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Come again?
0:13:27 > 0:13:31Everything inside you is trapped in that tight pastry.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37All you really want to do is escape and be free.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41That's a bit more like a bhaji, actually, isn't it?
0:13:41 > 0:13:46Is this some kind of existential food crisis or...?
0:13:46 > 0:13:49I just feel completely trapped.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Like my life's on hold.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58I have no idea who I am any more.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04I'm fighting with Lee.
0:14:07 > 0:14:12Getting myself into stupid situations.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15It's like the whole world is racing past
0:14:15 > 0:14:19and I'm just sat there getting stale in your fridge.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22OK, well, if you don't like it, then do something about it.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24I've got to be here for Ollie.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Well, then, your life just gets put on hold again.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Is that what it is?
0:14:29 > 0:14:31PHONE BEEPS
0:14:33 > 0:14:35- It's Johnny.- What's he saying?
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Got to meet him in the pub.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Nancy...
0:14:43 > 0:14:45..you'll always be my onion bhaji.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Thanks, mate.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59- Right, I need your help. - No, no, no, no. I just got him back.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00It's important.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Let's have a look.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03My area of expertise, this.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Waterproof nappies.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08Yeah. Chemist, chemist, chemist, Maggie's stall, chemist.
0:15:08 > 0:15:09Go on, hurry up.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Right, I've got to go.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Go on, go on, quickly!
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Ian.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Martin, what are you doing here?
0:15:20 > 0:15:23I just wanted to talk to you about a few ideas I've got for the stall.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Yeah, I'm a little bit busy today. So can we talk about it tomorrow?
0:15:26 > 0:15:27Yeah. Well, what do you think of that?
0:15:27 > 0:15:29- That's dragon fruit.- Exactly.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Now, hipsters, apparently, are snapping these up.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Yeah, I know, but, Martin, can we talk about this tomorrow?
0:15:33 > 0:15:36The thing is, these, these set me back a little bit
0:15:36 > 0:15:37and I was hoping for a bit of an advance.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40I'd like to, but I'm a bit short myself this month.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42What with the wedding and everything, you know...
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- You set a date?- End of May.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Right, I tell you what, how about I do the catering for you for free?
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- You serious? - Yeah, yeah. Least I can do. Come on.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Who's that? The new owner, is it?
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Yeah, he's just...he's just measuring up.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57- Let's have a butcher's. - No, Martin. It's...
0:15:59 > 0:16:01It says CostMart on it.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Yeah, I was going to tell you.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06They're opening up a supermarket here?
0:16:09 > 0:16:11I couldn't turn down their offer, it was too good.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Do you have any idea what this is going to do for the trade?
0:16:14 > 0:16:16I know, but a little bit of healthy competition
0:16:16 > 0:16:17never hurt anyone, did it?
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Healthy competition, Ian? This is going to destroy the market.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21I'm sorry.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24Yeah.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26You and me both.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33All right?
0:16:33 > 0:16:34Where's your brother?
0:16:34 > 0:16:37I don't know, he just text to say meet him here.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40What's this, a wind-up?
0:16:40 > 0:16:42- Come on. We're going to be late. - Late for what?
0:16:42 > 0:16:44We're taking Ollie swimming.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Bit random, ain't it? I don't think he's ready for all that.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Well, we started early, why can't Ollie?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Well, he ain't got no trunks, has he?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Well, that's sorted. Go and get your swimming gear, go on.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Don't forget your armbands.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Strong, strong.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Come on. Mum's waiting outside with Ollie. Let's go.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04- Trace? You're on your jack, babe. - OK.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09How did the new stock go down?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Don't ask.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14- Can I have a bottle of beer, please? - Stick it on my tab, Trace.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Look, I'm not really much company at the moment, mate.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23It's just, what happened yesterday, with Jean...
0:17:23 > 0:17:25What about it?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27We never got a chance to talk about it.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Funnily enough, I've had more important things to think about.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36Look, I'm sorry. I'm just stressing about this flat situation.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41I could ask Ian for more shifts at the restaurant.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- I wouldn't bother.- Why not?
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Don't worry about it.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Look, you just concentrate on sorting out my stag, yeah?
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Your stag?
0:17:50 > 0:17:52You're Stace's little brother, aren't you?
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Everything's going to be all right, though?
0:17:58 > 0:18:00With the rent, I mean.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02You want the truth?
0:18:03 > 0:18:06I'm up the creek without a paddle, mate.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09But you said...
0:18:09 > 0:18:10Yeah, I know what I said, but...
0:18:11 > 0:18:14I can't tell Stace I've spent all my money on the van, can I?
0:18:14 > 0:18:16She's got enough on her plate.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21I think, if it's that bad...
0:18:23 > 0:18:25..you should tell her.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Where's everyone else?
0:18:39 > 0:18:41I dunno, I thought they'd be out here.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Right.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45We better get His Highness in the pool
0:18:45 > 0:18:47before he starts giving it the big'un.
0:18:47 > 0:18:48Do you want a hand?
0:18:48 > 0:18:50No, no, I'm sweet, I'm sweet.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Ready? Ready?
0:18:55 > 0:18:57It's going to be a little shock to the system.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02But, we'll treat it like a big bath, yeah?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Whoa!
0:19:04 > 0:19:06What are we supposed to do now?
0:19:08 > 0:19:09I don't know.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12I never really did this with you mob, did I?
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Look at you now.
0:19:14 > 0:19:15He's smiling, Pop!
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Well, let's hope it's the water
0:19:19 > 0:19:22and he ain't left us a little yellow surprise.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Do you want to go... Do you want your sister?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26There you are. Take him, take him.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29- Are you sure?- Take him.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35Pop, he's kicking!
0:19:38 > 0:19:41HE LAUGHS, BABY SQUEALS
0:19:41 > 0:19:43What are you getting upset for? Don't get upset.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45I'm not. I just...
0:19:48 > 0:19:51If I could swap places with him, I would.
0:19:51 > 0:19:52You know that, don't you?
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- Don't say that.- I mean it.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59What happened to Ollie was an accident, OK?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01I'm sorry, Pops.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05Listen, I don't want to hear no more of that talk, all right?
0:20:05 > 0:20:06Do you hear me?
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Otherwise, otherwise...
0:20:08 > 0:20:11I'll be whacking your head under this water.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14I miss you so much.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17I miss you. Come here.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20I miss you, baby.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Right, boy.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Get them legs kicking. BABY BABBLES
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Oi, oi! I'm talking to you!
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Get them legs kicking cos your mother won't be happy
0:20:29 > 0:20:31until you've done ten metres, all right?
0:20:31 > 0:20:35- Yeah!- He loves it, Pop. He loves it!
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Well, that was a complete waste of money.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Well, it's hardly a wonder Paul's kicked off, is it?
0:20:45 > 0:20:48He wanted a bit of romance, you know.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Not a leg-over in a hotel.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53I mean, it is the little things that make the difference, isn't it?
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Another cup of tea?
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Another cup of tea, please, darling.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02I remember the first time we took you all swimming,
0:21:02 > 0:21:05I was in my big rubber ring
0:21:05 > 0:21:09and you jumped straight in,
0:21:09 > 0:21:12- like, no armbands, nothing. - What? What happened?
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Well, your mother nearly had a heart attack.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Lee and Johnny were scared of the water, like me, but you,
0:21:17 > 0:21:18no fear.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Like, you just had a touch of the Flipper about you,
0:21:21 > 0:21:22you know what I mean?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Oi, easy! Watch it!
0:21:25 > 0:21:28You're putting Michael Phelps off his stroke here.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Come here, you, come here.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32You striked me right up there, didn't you?
0:21:32 > 0:21:34It worked, though.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Here you are. Talk to him.
0:21:38 > 0:21:39Good boy.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Ooh, hello!
0:21:42 > 0:21:43Hello.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47I think we might have a world champion on our hands, to be honest.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49You couldn't give me a hand, babe?
0:21:49 > 0:21:52I can't be bothered with them ladders. Drive me mad, they do.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53Come on, then. What are you doing?
0:21:53 > 0:21:55- SHE SCREAMS - Mick!
0:21:58 > 0:22:00- No!- Come in, Mum!
0:22:03 > 0:22:04Look at her little skirt!
0:22:04 > 0:22:07- Leave my skirt alone! - Love that skirt.
0:22:07 > 0:22:08It's practical...
0:22:08 > 0:22:13# Mr Sandman, bring me a dream
0:22:13 > 0:22:18# Make him the cutest thing that I've ever seen. #
0:22:18 > 0:22:19Why aren't you on the stall?
0:22:19 > 0:22:21It's all right, I left Shrimpy covering.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24How did you get on with Ian?
0:22:24 > 0:22:25Yeah, yeah, all right.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29He's actually offered to do the catering for our wedding.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Ooh, that's nice of him.
0:22:31 > 0:22:32Yeah, tell me about it.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Kyle told me what you said about the stag.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37That really did mean the world to him.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41Yeah, well. The last few months have opened my eyes, haven't they?
0:22:43 > 0:22:45You see.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48I told you your daddy would fix everything, didn't I?
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Hey.
0:22:58 > 0:22:59Ooh, you look lovely!
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Oh, no, this? I just chucked it on.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Well, come on, let's get a shift on cos the film starts soon.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06That's what I meant to say to you.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Monday night, what are you doing?
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Uh...nothing. Why?
0:23:10 > 0:23:13I was thinking...
0:23:13 > 0:23:17Little four-star hotel, you know, Jacuzzi, the lot.
0:23:19 > 0:23:20Oh...
0:23:20 > 0:23:24I said that I'd help my mum out with something that night.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25Oh, did you?
0:23:27 > 0:23:30But, listen, I'm sure I can get out of it.
0:23:30 > 0:23:31- Yeah?- Yeah!
0:23:31 > 0:23:32- So we're good?- Yes.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Let's go, cos we're late, we're late,
0:23:34 > 0:23:36we're late, we're late, we're late!
0:23:37 > 0:23:40- How did you get on?- He's a shoo-in for the 2032 Olympics.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42- Aw!- I'm just going to help Mum put the baby down.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45He don't like Oasis no more, he's a Stone Roses nut.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Ooh, how did you get so smart, eh, boy?
0:23:49 > 0:23:52I take after my mum.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54When's the food? I'm starving!
0:23:54 > 0:23:5520 minutes.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59- Ah, grazie mille!- Buongiorno!
0:23:59 > 0:24:00What's this all about, then?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03I thought it was about time I showed you what else I learnt in Italy.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05No-one said anything about a family dinner.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Just as well I got some chops in.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09No, you're all right. Johnny's cooking.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13- Is that right? - My bucatini all'amatriciana!
0:24:13 > 0:24:15I always find pasta repeats on me.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19You all right, Mick?
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Yeah, I'm just going to miss the boy, that's all.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33What are you doing later?
0:24:33 > 0:24:36A night in front of the TV, probably. You?
0:24:36 > 0:24:40Well, I have got a date, actually.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43- Oh, yeah?- Yeah.- Anyone I know?
0:24:43 > 0:24:44Well, maybe...
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Where are we going?
0:24:46 > 0:24:48You'll see.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52You did all this for me?
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Well, everything except the weather, yeah.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Would the gentleman care for some cod and chips?
0:25:07 > 0:25:10It helps when your brother's the owner.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15Listen, Paul, I know I've messed you about in the past,
0:25:15 > 0:25:17but I'm serious about this.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Then prove it.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Go and get me some ketchup.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27"Go and get me some ketchup"!
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Grub's up!
0:25:32 > 0:25:33Oh, here we go!
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Woo!
0:25:35 > 0:25:37- Wow.- Just dive in.
0:25:37 > 0:25:38Looks a bit rubbery to me.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Room for one more?
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Wa-hey, here he is.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Of course there is!
0:25:45 > 0:25:46How's everything?
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Really good. We took Ollie swimming.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51- All good?- Really good.
0:25:51 > 0:25:52Right, enough of all this postcard stuff.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55What did you REALLY get up to in Italy?
0:25:55 > 0:25:57You were as good as gold, weren't you, Johnny?
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Well, I did wake up in a hospital one night in Venice.
0:26:02 > 0:26:03Uh-oh. Go on...
0:26:04 > 0:26:07We got drunk and stole one of those gondolas.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10- You did what?! - And took it out on the Grand Canal.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14Then I stood up and started singing that song from the Cornetto advert.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16- OTHERS LAUGH - And?
0:26:16 > 0:26:19And I smashed my face on a bridge.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Got knocked clean out.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Yeah, well, let that be a lesson to you.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25I think we'll have a little toast.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27- Ooh, OK.- Whack that on.
0:26:27 > 0:26:31To Pavarotti and his bent-up hooter.
0:26:31 > 0:26:35ALL: To Pavarotti!
0:26:38 > 0:26:41HE SIGHS
0:26:52 > 0:26:54I got to say, Johnny boy,
0:26:54 > 0:26:57this Zaby-whatsit is like sex on a plate.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Yeah, well, that's all you'll be getting
0:26:59 > 0:27:00if you don't shut your mouth.
0:27:00 > 0:27:01That's told him!
0:27:01 > 0:27:03It's a bit rich.
0:27:04 > 0:27:05Well, it's official.
0:27:05 > 0:27:09Babe, your trifle has been elbowed off the menu, I think.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11OTHERS LAUGH
0:27:11 > 0:27:13No, as we're all here...
0:27:13 > 0:27:17I know that it's been a tough couple of months for all of us.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20So I think it's time we move on. We look to the future.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Hear, hear.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Right, shall we have a bang on that? Have a look at that?
0:27:24 > 0:27:26- Oh, yeah!- Do you want to do the honours, Nance?
0:27:26 > 0:27:28I will.
0:27:28 > 0:27:29I can't wait to see it.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32It's going to be strong, this will be, watch.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Be careful with that knife, be careful.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37Oh, get on that, look at that.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39That's good genes, that is.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41- Yeah, they get them from me.- Yeah!
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Well, seeing as we're all making speeches...
0:27:45 > 0:27:46What are you doing?
0:27:46 > 0:27:47I thought I'd do this properly.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51What's going on here?
0:27:51 > 0:27:52Don't!
0:27:54 > 0:27:56Ta-da!
0:27:56 > 0:27:57What are you doing?
0:27:57 > 0:27:59Whitney...
0:27:59 > 0:28:00will you marry me?
0:28:00 > 0:28:01Again.
0:28:01 > 0:28:03Yes.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06- CHEERING - Congratulations.
0:28:06 > 0:28:08You do realise she fancied me first, don't you?
0:28:08 > 0:28:10OTHERS LAUGH
0:28:10 > 0:28:13Oh, we better start thinking about getting you to the airport.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15- Yeah...- I'm not going.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17What?
0:28:17 > 0:28:19I want to stay.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21But you've got your ticket, though, ain't you?
0:28:21 > 0:28:23I'm not going.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25Well, can you change the name on the ticket?
0:28:25 > 0:28:27Yeah, course you can, yeah.
0:28:27 > 0:28:28All right, well, I'll take it.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31Nancy...
0:28:31 > 0:28:33No, I want to go.