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0:00:31 > 0:00:34Guess who?

0:00:34 > 0:00:36I thought you were going to mug me, then.

0:00:36 > 0:00:37What've you been buying?

0:00:37 > 0:00:40Oh, just a little something to wear later.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43- Oh, have you? Let's have a look, then.- No! Not until tonight.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46Maybe you can, er, send me a little preview?

0:00:46 > 0:00:50Oh, well, that depends if you make it worth my while.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Do you want picking up on the way to the hotel?

0:00:52 > 0:00:53No. I'm going to meet you there.

0:00:53 > 0:00:57Just cos I've got to get changed and stuff.

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Just think, eh?

0:00:58 > 0:01:01A few hours from now and we'll be relaxing in our very own jacuzzi.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Aw, I bet you say that to all the girls, don't you?

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Just the lucky few.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08- Right, I'm going to go. All right? I'll see you later.- All right.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17KNOCKING ON DOOR

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Morning, Michael.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21Mas.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24I've got a package here for Nancy.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Judging by the size and weight of it,

0:01:27 > 0:01:28it's a book.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Perhaps a travel guide to Italy?

0:01:33 > 0:01:34Yeah. How's Tam doing?

0:01:35 > 0:01:40Oh, you know, somewhere between morose and catatonic.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42So, they haven't spoken yet?

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Haven't heard a peep out of him all weekend.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46How could she spring it on him like that?

0:01:46 > 0:01:48It was a surprise to all of us, believe me.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Do you think she'll go through with it?

0:01:53 > 0:01:55I don't know. Depends whether L can talk her round.

0:01:55 > 0:02:00If she does go, what do you think Tam will do?

0:02:00 > 0:02:01Nurse a broken heart.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04I mean, it's not like he hasn't been there before.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09- See you later. - Ta, mate.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19Don't tell me. You've changed your mind about selling to CostMart.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Martin, you know I can't do that.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24So, what do you want?

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Can we just keep it between us?

0:02:27 > 0:02:31What? You worried what everyone's going to say when you put them out of a job?

0:02:31 > 0:02:33It won't come to that.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Right. Well, don't worry, Ian. Your secret's safe with me.

0:02:36 > 0:02:37Look, the last thing I want to do

0:02:37 > 0:02:39is give Stacey anything more to worry about.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42- You all right?- All right.- And there he is, look, my main man.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45- You ready to sell like your life depended on it?- I'm ready.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47I thought my mum was helping you out?

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Oh, I ain't talking about your stall.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50I'm talking about my stall.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53- I don't understand. - Yeah, I ventured out on my own.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57And I've got a wholesaler to go and see, if you don't mind.

0:03:03 > 0:03:04Are you sure this is a good idea?

0:03:04 > 0:03:08Yeah. Definitely. You've got to think outside the box, haven't you, if we're going to make the rent.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11- We haven't even got a licence.- Whoa.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15Look at that. Tam dropped it off this morning.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18- What're you going to sell? - Dreams, Stace, dreams.

0:03:20 > 0:03:21Take it easy, yeah?

0:03:21 > 0:03:23See you in a bit. Come on you.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27So, where are you going to go after Rome?

0:03:27 > 0:03:31Well, I was thinking I was going to work my way down the coast to Naples.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33And then I just want to go inter-railing

0:03:33 > 0:03:35as far into Eastern Europe as I can.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Yeah, I think I might call the doctor later.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Tell him about Ollie kicking away in the pool last week.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42- Yeah, well, it's got to be a good sign, hasn't it? - Yeah, course it has.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44What're you going to do for money?

0:03:44 > 0:03:46I don't know. I'll get a bar job or something.

0:03:46 > 0:03:47I'll put you in touch with a few people.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Yes, thank you, Johnny. I think we've heard quite enough from you.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53I've just seen Mas downstairs.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55What did he say?

0:03:55 > 0:03:57He said Tam's pretty cut up about it.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59There's something there for you.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Is it any wonder? You two have only just got back together.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04What else am I supposed to do? I've been ringing him all weekend.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06That's all the more reason not to rush into all this.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08- I mean, you've got a good man there. - I know, Mum.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Why don't you just go on a little holiday?

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Right? Go and see the Coliseum.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Have a little ride on a scooter. No, forget that.

0:04:14 > 0:04:15Those things are deathtraps.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17I don't want to go on a little holiday, Mum.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19I want to properly see stuff.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Well, don't expect Tam to be waiting for you when you get back.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37I've just seen Mick.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Yeah, can this wait? Cos I've got a mountain of receipts to get through.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43You can't keep pretending this isn't happening, Tam.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46- Talk to her.- What's to talk about? She's made her decision already.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48So you're just going to skulk around until she goes?

0:04:48 > 0:04:49If that's what it takes.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53There's me thinking you cared about her.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05PHIL: Louise, you can't be late on your first day.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20You ain't going anywhere dressed like that.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22All right. Keep your hair on.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25How come you're not eating?

0:05:25 > 0:05:26Cos I ain't hungry.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29- Yeah, but the doctor says... - Just, just get your bag.

0:05:29 > 0:05:30I'll wait for you in the Jag.

0:05:35 > 0:05:36Look, why don't I take her, eh?

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Good luck with that one.

0:05:39 > 0:05:40You sure?

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Yeah. I've got to get a new shirt for tonight anyway, so...

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Hold on. What about that service?

0:05:44 > 0:05:47You're a big boy, you can do it, can't you?

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Unless you want to lend a hand, Dad?

0:05:50 > 0:05:52I can't. I've got a hospital appointment.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56- What for?- They want to, erm,

0:05:56 > 0:05:59breathalyse me before they stick me on these withdrawal pills.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01TEXT ALERT RINGS

0:06:06 > 0:06:08What're you grinning at?

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Never mind. Nose ointment.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Right, change of plan. I'm taking you.

0:06:14 > 0:06:15- Oh, you serious?- Yeah.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Jay.

0:06:21 > 0:06:22I appreciate it.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29You reckon the old man's all right?

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Yeah. I mean, it's his first day completely off the booze, isn't it,

0:06:32 > 0:06:34- so he's bound to be feeling it. - Yeah.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36So, are you going to pick me up?

0:06:36 > 0:06:37No, I can't. I'm out tonight.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40- Oh, where?- Never you mind, nosey.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Oh, bruv. That's 80 quid you owe me.

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Oh, yeah. Righto.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46You're seeing that skank again, aren't you?

0:06:46 > 0:06:50- Don't talk about her like that. - You could do so much better.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Oh, morning, Bex. Do you need a lift to school?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54- Only it's Louise's first day. - No, I'm meeting my mate, Star.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Suit yourself.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Well, listen, can Louise come with you, then?

0:06:58 > 0:07:01- I suppose I could meet her later. - Don't put yourself out or nothing.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Yeah? That's sorted then.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Can't I just hang out in the Arches with you?

0:07:06 > 0:07:10Look, don't worry. Give it a couple of weeks, you'll be running that school, no problem. All right?

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Oh, and, er, play nice.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Already started planning, then?

0:07:30 > 0:07:32I tried calling you.

0:07:32 > 0:07:33Yeah, my phone was off.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38All weekend?

0:07:40 > 0:07:44Tam, I know I should've spoken to you about it first.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46You didn't, though, did you?

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Just... When Johnny's ticket was going to go to waste...

0:07:49 > 0:07:52I put my heart on the line for you, Nance.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55And that's not easy when you're socially backwards, believe me.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57I know.

0:07:57 > 0:08:01I'm just sick of complaining about how rubbish my life is.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Oh, and you think Italy's the answer to your problem?

0:08:03 > 0:08:04It's a start.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Do I figure anywhere in these plans?

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Yes!

0:08:08 > 0:08:10I want you to come with me, you doughnut.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Why do you think I've been ringing you all weekend?

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Nancy, I can't just up and leave.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23I've got this job and...

0:08:25 > 0:08:27I've got responsibilities.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32What? So that's it?

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Good luck, yeah?

0:08:51 > 0:08:52Everything all right?

0:08:52 > 0:08:56FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS

0:09:03 > 0:09:04Subtle, Mum.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07What is that girl playing at?

0:09:07 > 0:09:09You never know. This might be good for her.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12She hasn't got anywhere to stay, she can't speak a word of Italian...

0:09:12 > 0:09:14- Neither could I. - Yeah, but it was different for you.

0:09:14 > 0:09:15You had Gianluca.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19She's going to be a young girl on her own in a strange country.

0:09:19 > 0:09:20Nancy can handle herself.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22And what if she has a seizure out there?

0:09:22 > 0:09:25You can't keep wrapping her up in cotton wool, Mum. She's 22.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28First time in years, I have all my babies back under the same roof

0:09:28 > 0:09:30and now she's leaving me.

0:09:30 > 0:09:31At least you've got me, eh?

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Yeah, but for how long?

0:09:33 > 0:09:35About three years, I reckon.

0:09:35 > 0:09:36What are you talking about?

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Well, I've got two options.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40McKlunky's or...

0:09:40 > 0:09:42I do my law exams.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44But how? You dropped out.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46I've got a plan, haven't I?

0:09:46 > 0:09:48SHE SQUEALS

0:09:48 > 0:09:49Unlike your sister.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Do you want me to talk to her?

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Oh, you know what she's like. She'll only dig her heels in.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55Is everything all right?

0:09:55 > 0:09:58I'm going to buy a rucksack.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02I think it's time I gave Tam a lesson

0:10:02 > 0:10:04in how to deal with Carter women.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Everything all right, Denise?

0:10:14 > 0:10:16You know, you want to make sure you use that

0:10:16 > 0:10:19before it gets to its sell-by-date.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23We all know that men don't like anything past its prime.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Oh, you've been speaking to Carmel, I see.

0:10:25 > 0:10:29What actually makes men think that they can comment on a woman's looks?

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Whatever I've said, it's been taken out of context.

0:10:32 > 0:10:36Of course, most women would rather go for a younger model, anyway.

0:10:36 > 0:10:41Let's face it. We all prefer a six pack over a paunch.

0:10:41 > 0:10:42Uh, no. No, no, you don't.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Two kids in the shop at one time.

0:10:46 > 0:10:47I ain't a kid.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Your uniform says otherwise.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Come on, Bex, let's go.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55I didn't want to come in this poxy shop anyway.

0:10:59 > 0:11:00You think I've got a paunch?

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Why aren't you on the fruit and veg stall?

0:11:05 > 0:11:07I'm moving up in the world, Don.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09- What, with this tat? - What you talking about?

0:11:09 > 0:11:10This is quality merchandise.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13Here, what is that?

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Uh, back scratcher, I think.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17- It does lower the tone a bit. - A bit!?

0:11:17 > 0:11:19It looks like someone's done a trolley dash

0:11:19 > 0:11:20round a bargain basement.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Right, come on, then, ladies and gents.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Get your phone covers. All makes and models.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26- We've got diamante ones, too. - Real genuine imitation leather.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Go on, then. I'll take one.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30That is what I am talking about. Is that all right for ya?

0:11:30 > 0:11:32- Yeah, sound. - Yeah, that's only £10.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34One of the downsides of the job, mate.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37Oh, right. You doing up those flats for Jack, aren't you?

0:11:37 > 0:11:38That's right.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40How much are going for, then?

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Well, out of our price range, mate. Cheers.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Tam!

0:11:53 > 0:11:55How did you get on?

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Well, I'm not going to be eating pasta for a while.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Oh, I'm sorry, Tam.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08Yeah, welcome to the tragicomedy that is my life.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Well, the way I see it, there are two types of people in this world.

0:12:14 > 0:12:15There are people like you and me

0:12:15 > 0:12:18with their feet firmly planted on the ground

0:12:18 > 0:12:20and then there's dreamers like Nancy.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24I know which one I'd rather be.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31I thought you might be hungry.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Oh. I could get used to this.

0:12:36 > 0:12:37Come here.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Let's see it, then.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45He's got his big date with Linzi tonight.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51- Well, that's not too bad, is it? - Nah.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54It...

0:12:54 > 0:12:55looks like something Phil would wear.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Yeah, well, he does all right with women, doesn't he?

0:12:59 > 0:13:02So tonight's the big night, then?

0:13:02 > 0:13:03Yeah.

0:13:03 > 0:13:04And I'm absolutely...

0:13:04 > 0:13:06- Bricking it?- Bricking it. Yeah.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Why?

0:13:08 > 0:13:12- Cos she's gone and bought some new underwear, ain't she?- So?

0:13:12 > 0:13:15So that means she's expecting a lot...

0:13:15 > 0:13:17And you're worried she'll be disappointed?

0:13:17 > 0:13:19No, I never said that.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22You've just got to be confident. You know, show a bit of swagger.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Swagger!? What's that?

0:13:24 > 0:13:26You just got to know what pushes her buttons, haven't you?

0:13:26 > 0:13:30Don't listen to him, bruv. Just got to be yourself, that's all.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Yeah, that's what I'm worried about, boys.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36She gets her stubborn streak from her dad's side.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39You should have seen some of the fights we had when she was younger.

0:13:39 > 0:13:43Proper little hissy fits. We had tears, tantrums, snot, the lot.

0:13:43 > 0:13:44And that was just me.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46All right, well, I've got paperwork to get through...

0:13:46 > 0:13:49Of all the boys she's been out with over the years...

0:13:49 > 0:13:52not one of them comes close to you.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54You two have got something really special.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56- Well, I thought so. - Then do something about it!

0:13:56 > 0:13:59- Don't just let her walk out of here. - She's made up her mind.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Look at West Side Story.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04Does Maria give up on Tony when things get a bit tough for them?

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Uh...

0:14:06 > 0:14:08No, he gets shot and dies.

0:14:08 > 0:14:14All I'm saying is some things are worth fighting for, OK?

0:14:14 > 0:14:16All right.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21So it's true, then?

0:14:21 > 0:14:23You're going off to Italy and leaving us all here?

0:14:23 > 0:14:26- It's only for a few months. - What about Tam?

0:14:26 > 0:14:29Oh, he's, um, he's staying here.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32What? Is that you and him over, then?

0:14:32 > 0:14:34I don't know. Maybe.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36You did ask him to go with you, didn't you?

0:14:36 > 0:14:38- Of course I did.- Well, and?

0:14:38 > 0:14:40No. He can't just leave his job, can he?

0:14:40 > 0:14:43Why not? All he does is shuffle around

0:14:43 > 0:14:44with his little clipboard all day.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47I guess he does have responsibilities.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51No backbone, more like, Nance.

0:14:59 > 0:15:00Anything for me?

0:15:00 > 0:15:03- The East London Lady Publican's newsletter.- Oh.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06It's saying here they're starting a darts league.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Oh, what's the betting that Thelma has already got a team together?

0:15:09 > 0:15:12Well, all the more reason for us giving it a go, hey?

0:15:12 > 0:15:14I've got enough on my plate as it is.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16I take it Nancy's still going?

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Unless Tamwar can talk some sense into her.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22I suppose I should count my blessings, really.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25At least I've got all my boys back.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Oh, I'm sorry. I...I weren't thinking.

0:15:27 > 0:15:28No, it's fine.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31At least Ben and Jay are only round the corner, eh?

0:15:31 > 0:15:32Don't think they need me any more.

0:15:32 > 0:15:33Of course they do!

0:15:33 > 0:15:35I mean, look at my lot.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37I'm still clearing up after them now.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39They might not admit it,

0:15:39 > 0:15:41but I bet they're missing you almost as much as you are.

0:15:43 > 0:15:44Ooh!

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Johnny!

0:15:47 > 0:15:50It's, um... Mr Thompson, isn't it?

0:15:50 > 0:15:51It's Dr Thompson. But, yeah.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Johnny'll be right down.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56Sharon, this is Dr Thompson. He's Johnny's tutor.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58- Nice to meet you.- You too.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Now what can I get you? On the house, of course.

0:16:00 > 0:16:01Mum, I'll sort this, thank you.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Thanks so much for agreeing to see me.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Our chef's away today but I could rustle you up

0:16:06 > 0:16:08a little bubble and squeak?

0:16:08 > 0:16:10We'll just grab a seat over here.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13Well, whatever you need, you just give me the nod.

0:16:13 > 0:16:14- Will do.- OK.

0:16:16 > 0:16:20Mum, look. It's good, isn't it?

0:16:20 > 0:16:23- I didn't think it would have so many compartments.- Yeah.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28All right, I'll take it upstairs, then.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Do you still think Tam can stop her?

0:16:32 > 0:16:34He won't let me down.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46HE SIGHS

0:16:46 > 0:16:47- Hey.- Hey.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50You ought to get on to the council. I think a promotion's well overdue.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Yeah, well, the sky's the limit where I'm concerned, Dad.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Look, if you and Nancy are meant to be, then

0:16:54 > 0:16:56you'll be here when she gets back, won't you?

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Well, doesn't look like I'm going anywhere, does it?

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Look, if you and Ian could just talk about this...

0:17:15 > 0:17:18What's there to talk about? He stitched us all up.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21- He needs the money, Martin. - You think I don't?

0:17:21 > 0:17:22Go on then, where is he now?

0:17:22 > 0:17:26Helping CostMart measure up the fruit and veg aisle?

0:17:26 > 0:17:29It's the anniversary of Lucy's death.

0:17:29 > 0:17:33He wanted to spend the morning with Jane.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35- There's been a spillage on your stall.- OK, I'll be right there.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38Yeah, well, it could be a health and safety hazard so...

0:17:38 > 0:17:40- It's a couple of grapes, Tam. - Just sort it out.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44What's his problem?

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Jay...

0:17:46 > 0:17:47is everything all right?

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Yeah, yeah, good, thanks.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51- And Ben? - Yeah, no, he's doing much better.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Well, why don't you come into the Vic later?

0:17:53 > 0:17:55I'll buy you a drink. My treat.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58Oh, no, I can't. I'm seeing Linzi.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Well, I take it things are going all right?

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Yeah, yeah, I think so.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04You don't sound too sure.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08- Nah, don't worry about it. - No, go on.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17It's just...you know, I don't know what women want, do I?

0:18:17 > 0:18:21She's used to men who've got swagger and all that, ain't she?

0:18:21 > 0:18:24Well, judging by the way you two were behaving at Ben's birthday,

0:18:24 > 0:18:26you've got nothing to worry about.

0:18:26 > 0:18:30- I know, but I really like her, you know?- Just treat her with respect.

0:18:30 > 0:18:34- The rest will come naturally. - Thanks, Sharon.

0:18:34 > 0:18:38- How's Phil doing?- Yeah, he's doing much better so far.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41It's his first day totally off the booze.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44- That's good.- I think he's really turned a corner this time.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47Well, that's cos he's got you to look after him, eh?

0:18:47 > 0:18:51Listen, if you need anything, you know where I am, yeah?

0:18:51 > 0:18:53- Yeah, thanks.- See you, darling.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Are you, er, sure I can't get you anything.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02- No, I'm fine.- He used to love Ally McBeal as a kid.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05I used to let him stay up late every Thursday night to watch it.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Mum, do you mind?

0:19:07 > 0:19:10No.

0:19:11 > 0:19:15- I know it's a big ask...- I'm sorry but it's out of the question.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17You've missed a whole year of study.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19It would be irresponsible of me to allow you to sit the exams.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Yeah, but I did the first semester

0:19:21 > 0:19:23and I've been reading up on the syllabus?

0:19:23 > 0:19:25What about your year two placement?

0:19:25 > 0:19:26I took an internship at a British NGO in Rome.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29- That's all well and good but... - The Treaty of Nice.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32First signed February 26th, 2001.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34It reformed the institutional aspect of the EU to allow...

0:19:34 > 0:19:37Johnny, it's not about that. You've missed too many units.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Not to mention hours of tuition time.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41How about I pay for the exams myself?

0:19:43 > 0:19:46Look, come and see me in July

0:19:46 > 0:19:49and I'll try and arrange for you to resit the year.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51So I might not even be able to come back?

0:19:51 > 0:19:54You were a good student, Johnny, but deferring for a year

0:19:54 > 0:19:56called into question your commitment to the course.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59I'm really sorry it's not better news.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12Johnny? Johnny?

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Tam, did you see a man in a suit just come through here?

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Yeah, he went that way.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26- Everything all right? - It will be, and do you know why?

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Cos we are masters of our own destiny.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Er, Tam...I think someone's just slipped on a grape.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Why aren't you at the hospital?

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Cos I ain't...feeling well.

0:21:06 > 0:21:10The doctors said this would happen, didn't they?

0:21:10 > 0:21:13I thought coming off the booze was going to make me feel better,

0:21:13 > 0:21:16not worse.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18So what? You're just going to throw the towel in?

0:21:20 > 0:21:23- I just...I just need one to take the edge off.- No, no, you don't.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25I swear it'll be the last time, all right?

0:21:25 > 0:21:28Do you know what you've put us through for the last six months

0:21:28 > 0:21:31and now you're going to fall at the first hurdle?

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Jay, you don't understand.

0:21:33 > 0:21:37Yes, I do understand. You ain't got the guts to see this through.

0:21:37 > 0:21:38Go on then. Go on.

0:21:38 > 0:21:42Go and have a drink but don't expect me to be the one to tell Louise.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45I do...

0:21:46 > 0:21:49I do want to make this work.

0:21:49 > 0:21:50Right, so stop making excuses

0:21:50 > 0:21:53and start accepting help when it's offered.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58When did you get so mouthy, eh?

0:21:58 > 0:22:00I learnt from the best, didn't I?

0:22:02 > 0:22:04- Come on. Put your coat on.- What for?

0:22:04 > 0:22:08Cos I'm going to take you to the hospital.

0:22:19 > 0:22:20I fell in love.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26You remember what that feels like, don't you?

0:22:26 > 0:22:29- Just about. - That's why I moved to Italy.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31To do something crazy.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34Then we split up and I did some growing.

0:22:34 > 0:22:35Figured out what I really wanted.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38- And what's that?- This.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41You always said being a lawyer was about passion,

0:22:41 > 0:22:43about fighting for what you believed in.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45So let me sit the exams

0:22:45 > 0:22:48and if I fail, I start the year all over again.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51I really want this, Hugh.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54There's a hell of a lot of work to be done

0:22:54 > 0:22:56for you to even stand a chance of passing,

0:22:56 > 0:22:59and then it's down to the faculty to decide

0:22:59 > 0:23:01whether or not you satisfy the quality requirements.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04- I swear I won't let you down. - You better not.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Oh, and Johnny, mine was Paris.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14Mart, I think Tam's finally lost it.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19What's he doing?

0:23:19 > 0:23:22- You, er, you all right down there, Tam?- Yeah.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25Just, er, compiling some, er, photographic evidence

0:23:25 > 0:23:26for the written report.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29You're not still going on about those grapes, are you?

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Well, yeah, cos, look.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33All right, here's the market guidelines, yeah,

0:23:33 > 0:23:37and they clearly stipulate that stallholders are responsible

0:23:37 > 0:23:39for any spillages or obstacles that might endanger life.

0:23:39 > 0:23:40It's a grape.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43Yes, it's a grape, but then one grape will turn into two grapes

0:23:43 > 0:23:46and then, before you know it, I've got three customers in traction,

0:23:46 > 0:23:47another in the small claims court.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49You need to get a life.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52Yes, but then you need to take better care of your stock, so...

0:23:52 > 0:23:55Actually, seeing as we're all here,

0:23:55 > 0:23:57yeah, yeah, let's have a stallholders' meeting.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00Yay, stallholders' meeting(!)

0:24:00 > 0:24:02OK, Donna, you still haven't paid your rent.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05Kush, your stall's two inches wider than its designated pitch allowance.

0:24:05 > 0:24:06The power's gone to his head.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08So this book is here to ensure that

0:24:08 > 0:24:10this market is run like a well-oiled machine.

0:24:10 > 0:24:14Without it, how would I ensure that licence conditions are met?

0:24:14 > 0:24:17That appropriate commodities are sold?

0:24:17 > 0:24:20I've read this book from cover to cover,

0:24:20 > 0:24:23and you know where it's got me? Absolutely nowhere.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27Finally, he gets a backbone.

0:24:27 > 0:24:31- Um, what are you doing? - Taking control of my destiny.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Bye!

0:24:37 > 0:24:40PHIL EXHALES

0:24:43 > 0:24:46MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:24:51 > 0:24:54Hello?

0:24:54 > 0:24:56Yeah, yeah, it's me.

0:24:59 > 0:25:00When?

0:25:00 > 0:25:02DOOR SLAMS

0:25:02 > 0:25:04Show me the money!

0:25:04 > 0:25:07Someone looks pleased with themselves.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09That is because we have sold a box load of phone covers already.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12- Not forgetting three back scratchers.- Yep.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15Phone covers? That's hardly the stuff of dreams, is it?

0:25:15 > 0:25:19Wait till you feast your eyes on this little lot.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21- A selfie stick?- Yeah.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24We decided to invest the money we made into new stock.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27Top quality merchandise. Allegedly.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30- How much did they cost ya? - Don't worry about that.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32The, er, supplier give us a good deal.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35- Who exactly is this supplier? - See, THAT is not important,

0:25:35 > 0:25:38cos these little babies are going to make us a killing.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41Martin...

0:25:42 > 0:25:44- Fat Elvis.- Fat Elvis?!

0:25:44 > 0:25:46So we're about to be made homeless

0:25:46 > 0:25:49and you've come home with a load of knock-offs from my Nan's ex?

0:25:49 > 0:25:50It's bad enough that he dumped her.

0:25:50 > 0:25:55Yeah, but these, Stace. We're onto a guaranteed winner with these.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58Look. See?

0:25:58 > 0:26:00Trust me.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06Louise's school's been on the phone.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08She's gone and got herself into a fight, ain't she?

0:26:08 > 0:26:09You're joking, in't ya?

0:26:09 > 0:26:11Yeah, they want someone to go and pick her up.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13I'd do it but I'd miss my group session.

0:26:13 > 0:26:17- All right, well stay here. I'll go. - Thanks, Jay.

0:26:17 > 0:26:21Jay...this hotel you're staying at later,

0:26:21 > 0:26:23I bet it ain't cheap, is it?

0:26:23 > 0:26:26No, it's all right. I'll just do some more overtime.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28- Here.- Phil, don't be silly.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30Go on, take it. Take it. Go on.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34You have a good time, yeah?

0:26:34 > 0:26:37Yeah, I will. Thanks.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46- Is Nancy upstairs? Yeah. - She's upstairs.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49- I told you he'd sort it, didn't I? - Cos you're brilliant.- Yeah, I am.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51- You know what you were talking about.- Ooh!

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Come on, don't keep us in suspense!

0:26:54 > 0:26:57He's going to let me take the second year exams.

0:26:57 > 0:27:00- Perry Mason over there. - Oh, I'm so proud of you!

0:27:00 > 0:27:03- Oi, you need any help, you give us the nod.- Yeah.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05Hoping you'd say that.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08Right, OK.

0:27:09 > 0:27:12Where shall we start?

0:27:16 > 0:27:20Did you mean it when you said you wanted me to go with you?

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Course I did.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25Good, cos, um...

0:27:25 > 0:27:27I think I just quit my job.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29What?

0:27:29 > 0:27:31- Are you serious?- Yeah.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33SHE LAUGHS

0:27:36 > 0:27:39Listen, four years ago I let someone I love walk out of my life

0:27:39 > 0:27:42and I'm not going to make the same mistake with you.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46Look at this shirt!

0:27:46 > 0:27:49So you're going to have to feed me a lot of gelato,

0:27:49 > 0:27:51but I'm going to draw a line at gnocchi,

0:27:51 > 0:27:55cos potato that's dressing up to be pasta is kind of wrong in my book.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57SHE LAUGHS

0:27:59 > 0:28:02BELL RINGS

0:28:06 > 0:28:08Yeah, cheers, thanks.

0:28:09 > 0:28:11Well? What happened?

0:28:11 > 0:28:14- She started it.- You were supposed to be keeping an eye on her.

0:28:14 > 0:28:16- It wasn't me. - Well, who was it?

0:28:17 > 0:28:20Right, well whoever she is, surely she ain't worth all this.

0:28:20 > 0:28:24You either get out here now or I drag you out myself!

0:28:26 > 0:28:28Move!

0:28:32 > 0:28:34I said move.