0:00:26 > 0:00:28You excited?
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Have you got all your books for the plane?
0:00:31 > 0:00:35Yeah. I'm not bringing any. I'm going to sleep all the way.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Shame you can't play tonight. Got any tips?
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Yeah, you just pretend the board is Masood's face.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Right, I'll leave you to it.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Is there no way you could maybe see Masood going as a good thing?
0:00:52 > 0:00:55I can. Say you get stuck up a mountain somewhere
0:00:55 > 0:00:57and you're starving, at least you won't have to eat Tam.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Can we just shut up about Masood, please?
0:01:00 > 0:01:03I've just spent half the night having nightmares about being
0:01:03 > 0:01:05cosied up in a three-man tent with him.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07What are you talking about? There ain't going to be no tents.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10- He's not an idiot, is he, Mas? He'll give you space.- What?
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Dad, Tam has just text me this morning to say
0:01:12 > 0:01:16that Mas has been up since first thing, planning our route.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18- That sounds like a good thing, doesn't it?- Pffft.
0:01:21 > 0:01:22All right?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26What do you want?
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Well, there's a hearty welcome.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29But it ain't you I've come to see.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Boys, I wondered if you fancied a game of darts in the Vic tonight?
0:01:32 > 0:01:35- Against Sharon's mob. - Yeah, all right. Jay?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Yeah.- Good, good. Another two spots if you can think of anyone.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Oh, I'll play.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42- It's a men-only team, love. - Er, what about Paul?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Good, good. Sign him up.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Phil?
0:01:47 > 0:01:50No offence, but I need someone with a steady hand.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Nothing wrong with my hands.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55And another dig like that, you'll find out.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Good, like it, like it.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Keep your fingers loose, boys, see you tonight.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Don't listen to him. He don't know what he's talking about.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08- Why don't you come to the game tonight?- I can't. I've got hospital.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12- Do you need a lift? - No, I'm gonna take the new motor.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14All right. Are you sure you feel well enough?
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Yeah. Yeah, I do as it happens.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26Are you deliberately trying to stick Dad and Paul in the same pub?
0:02:26 > 0:02:30Believe it or not, right, the world doesn't revolve around you and Paul.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31You're jealous.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Jealous? I'm jealous? That's a new one, that.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Don't be a melt.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38All right, you're jealous cos your relationship fell apart
0:02:38 > 0:02:40and me and Paul are doing all right.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Yeah.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49You are such an idiot.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Oh, excuse me.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Do you think that you could just keep the noise down,
0:03:01 > 0:03:04just for an hour or two? I've got someone visiting
0:03:04 > 0:03:06and my brother's just got my little boy to sleep.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08We've only got the machine on a one-day hire, so...
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Well, it'd really help me.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12I'd love to help, but it's not my decision.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Do you know what, don't. Don't do me any favours.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15I tell you what, you tell Jack
0:03:15 > 0:03:18if he doesn't keep the noise down, I'm going to call the police.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22- Problem?- Yeah.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24The social worker's visiting, I've spent all morning cleaning
0:03:24 > 0:03:27the house, making it perfect, but what is the point with that noise?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30All right, don't worry, I'll talk to him later.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31What was all that about?
0:03:31 > 0:03:34She just had a pop at me about the noise.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Well, look, don't take it personally.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37They've got a lot on their plate.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Yeah. Like what?
0:03:38 > 0:03:42It's money trouble. They're on the verge of losing their flat.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Desperate times.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Yeah, we've got Ben and Paul,
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Jay 'Hawk-eye' Brown,
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Jack 'Robocop' Branning -
0:03:58 > 0:04:01used to play for the Met police, apparently -
0:04:01 > 0:04:03and we've got Kush the Destroyer.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05You should see the guns on that geezer.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08So, I'll enjoy taking your money off you, Sharon.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Dream on. My girls are going to blow you off the board.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- Yeah?- Mm.- We'll see. Five o'clock, in the Vic.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Right, I'd better get going and all.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Four o'clock in the Vic.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- We need all the practice we can get. - OK.- See you then.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- You all right?- Yeah, yeah, fine.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32- I hear you're playing darts in the Vic later.- Yeah.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Yeah, well, I hope you stuff 'em.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36We'll try our best.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Sharon...
0:04:38 > 0:04:40yesterday. You know, with the police.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42I should have told you it was...
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- ..it was Louise.- No, look, it's fine. You don't have to tell me.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50I know things are different now.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54It just takes a bit of time to adjust, you know?
0:04:54 > 0:04:55But I will.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Did you get the papers from Ritchie?
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Yeah.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Look after yourself, yeah?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10So...have you thought about Kamil's school?
0:05:10 > 0:05:14Well, he's got special dispensation to attend Zainab's wedding.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15Mas, have you thought this through?
0:05:15 > 0:05:18If I did that, I'd never go.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Have you heard from the police?
0:05:21 > 0:05:25They rang earlier. They're letting her off with a caution.
0:05:25 > 0:05:26What kind of punishment is that?
0:05:26 > 0:05:30It isn't. So I suppose it's down to me.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Here, talking of punishments.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Heard he's using Zainab's money to fly himself halfway round the world.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39SHE CHUCKLES
0:05:39 > 0:05:42If she ever finds out, we will hear his screams from here.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Going down the Arches now.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Listen, bruv. I'm sorry, all right?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56I shouldn't have said that about you and Linzi.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- It's all right, don't worry.- Maybe if you'd told me what happened.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- One minute you're all loved up... - We had an argument.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05One argument? Come on, bruv, people argue all the time.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Not like this they don't, mate. - Well, have you spoken to her since?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Jay, you coming?
0:06:10 > 0:06:13- Jay, talk to her. - I can't. I can't talk to her, OK?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15- I've been waiting outside. - All right, I'm coming.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24PHONE VIBRATES
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Oh, Jay. Jay, your phone!
0:06:27 > 0:06:29PHONE VIBRATES
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Nancy all set?
0:06:33 > 0:06:37Yep, yep. I just thought we could talk over your plans.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Ah, you've been talking to Tam, I see.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Well, you know, it's just a rough idea. It's all negotiable.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45Good, that's good.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Cos you know this trip, for Nancy,
0:06:47 > 0:06:49it's about her finding her own way.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Yeah, I totally understand.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Oh, you've elbowed your uniform?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Yeah, don't need it now. I quit.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01There you go. What's that?
0:07:01 > 0:07:04It's the speech I was going to read last night.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05Can I see?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07It's a bit redundant now, ain't it?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Right, I've just checked us in.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14We've got to be there by eight at the very latest.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Do you think your dad can sort himself out?
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Yeah, he knows he won't be able to sit with us on the plane.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21I'm sure he'll find a way to squeeze in somehow.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24I know you're annoyed, but what do you want me to do?
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Try and talk him out of it?
0:07:27 > 0:07:30And say what? Cos he's already feeling rejected.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Look, I totally get that, Tam, I do, but...
0:07:35 > 0:07:38I don't think I'm being unreasonable by not wanting
0:07:38 > 0:07:42to go on a round-the-world trip with your dad.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43It should be just us on our own.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48You're right.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Finally.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52You're absolutely right.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55- Where's he going? - Dunno. Tam, wait...
0:08:13 > 0:08:17So how long are you planning on going for?
0:08:17 > 0:08:21I don't know. The house is with a short-term letting agency.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22A couple of months.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28Wow, all that time with Tam and Nancy.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Ah. Be odd, won't it?
0:08:30 > 0:08:34Be like Romeo and Juliet taking off, but with his dad in tow.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Yeah, well, they didn't go anywhere.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39They killed themselves.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40I thought they had it on their toes?
0:08:40 > 0:08:41No, no, they intended to,
0:08:41 > 0:08:44but the Friar mucked it up and they ended up killing themselves.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Ah. Lovely.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Mm. You know what, Mick?
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- I think I understand why you're finding this so hard.- Finally.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55You don't have the sort of relationship with Nancy
0:08:55 > 0:08:57where you can go away together as mates.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00No, you're right.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03We're not mates. I'm her dad.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05And as hard as it is...
0:09:07 > 0:09:09..part of being a dad is that sometimes you have to know
0:09:09 > 0:09:12when to step aside and let them do what they've got to do.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Do you not think we should work out what you're going to say first?
0:09:17 > 0:09:20I know exactly what I'm going to say, Nance, OK? You're right.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23This was our trip. Yours and mine.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24So I just think, you know,
0:09:24 > 0:09:28let the young people go off and be young on their jack.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Yeah, well, I think that's where we're different.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33You see, we don't separate out the generations.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Yeah, I think we both know this isn't a Muslim thing.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38No, no, no, it's not a Muslim thing.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40It's a family thing.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42In this family we support each other.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Yeah...
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Mas, I understand
0:09:46 > 0:09:49things are tough for you right now.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Shabnam's left, Tamwar's about to do the slips as well,
0:09:53 > 0:09:57so you're bound to feel, like, lonely.
0:09:57 > 0:10:02Yeah, but I'm not feeling sorry for myself. Not any more.
0:10:02 > 0:10:07No, you see, this trip is about taking back control of my life.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09About really finding out who I am.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13Yeah. Yeah, but this isn't your trip. It was never your trip.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15It's theirs.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Yeah, but... Well, Tam wants me to come.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23It's because he loves you and he's got a big heart.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26But...
0:10:26 > 0:10:27he don't, Mas.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30He don't.
0:10:30 > 0:10:35Oh! Right, you need to be straight with the man and just tell him
0:10:35 > 0:10:37how you really feel.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Look...
0:10:41 > 0:10:44it took us a while to get our heads round you coming,
0:10:44 > 0:10:46right? I'll admit that.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50But we want you there, OK?
0:10:50 > 0:10:51We really do.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59There you go, mate. Thank you very much. Have a lovely day.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Look, I hope you don't take this the wrong way,
0:11:04 > 0:11:07but I heard you needed to make some money.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08Who told you that?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Doesn't matter. Point is, I might be able to help you out.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Chocolate milk and some salt and vinegar crisps.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18If I could go in myself, I would.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21Oh...
0:11:24 > 0:11:27You've got to admit, she has done you good and proper there.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Oh!
0:11:39 > 0:11:41I've seen your window display.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Is it really necessary?
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- Well, it wouldn't be if your ex had done his job. - Just listen, Denise.
0:11:46 > 0:11:51She's seen it and she's embarrassed. You've made your point.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55So please, from one parent to another, take it down.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04Obviously this trip is about her making her mark,
0:12:04 > 0:12:07testing herself, finding out who she is.
0:12:07 > 0:12:12How's she supposed to do that with a substitute dad rolling himself in?
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Then we need to find a way to make Masood see that.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18I've tried. I can't get through to the geezer.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Maybe this will.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- Yes, handsome, what can I get you? - A lager, cheers.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27About time! Where've you been?
0:12:27 > 0:12:30I've had to knock off early to get here for this practice session.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Yeah, and me. I'm losing kip here. I've got a shift later.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36Apologies, girls, but I think you'll find it's worth it...
0:12:36 > 0:12:40- Whoa!- Queen Victorious! Here you go, Ronnie, try that on.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44All right, girlies? Enjoy your dressing up!
0:12:44 > 0:12:45All the gear and no idea.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Yeah...
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Babe, it's me.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00It's just general building work, but they're desperate,
0:13:00 > 0:13:03and there's loads of weekend work and overtime.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05So why isn't he going?
0:13:05 > 0:13:08I think he wants to but he's committed to finishing Jack's.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11The only other thing is, it's in Sunderland.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Miles away.
0:13:13 > 0:13:14When would you have to leave?
0:13:16 > 0:13:17Today.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Money like that...
0:13:21 > 0:13:25I mean, you can't match it on the stall, can you? Not even close.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27No, but maybe if it was further down the line,
0:13:27 > 0:13:29and you'd been out of the MBU a bit longer.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32I'll be fine, don't worry about me. We'll be fine, won't we?
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Yeah. We'll be all right for two weeks.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38Karina said that I was still doing really well.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39Martin, we need this.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41I'll look after her. Promise.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44You've been trying so hard and then this just falls in your lap.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46You've got to grab it while you can.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49You best go tell that Andy.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52You're going to take it, yeah?
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Yeah. Come on, mate, let's go and see Uncle Kyle.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07I didn't know Andy and Martin were mates.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08They're not.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12So that's just a bit of good luck, then, yeah?
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Did you say anything or do anything to Denise?
0:14:23 > 0:14:25No, but I will.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26You won't do a thing.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29So what are YOU going to do?
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Fine, so you're obviously completely relaxed about having
0:14:31 > 0:14:33your daughter shamed in public!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- Where are you going? - Where do you think?
0:14:42 > 0:14:43What about the hospital?
0:14:43 > 0:14:45- I decided not to go. - Oh, Phil, you can't do that.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48I told you this morning. I feel fine.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Ooh, my back!
0:15:19 > 0:15:20You not practising?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Don't need to. We'll cruise this.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Let's not rub their noses in it.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Oh, leave off, we're going to give them a spanking.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29- Sharon has been pretty full of herself.- All right, let's compromise, shall we?
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Let's give them a gentlemen spanking. Yeah?
0:15:37 > 0:15:40THE MEN SNIGGER
0:15:40 > 0:15:42They've written us off. They think we can't win.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44We're going to take that negativity and flip it on its head
0:15:44 > 0:15:47- and we're prove them wrong, yeah? - ALL: Yeah!
0:15:47 > 0:15:48That's the spirit!
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Wasn't much else to do in the Merchant Navy.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Sorry, Trace, we're going to have to take this jacket back.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Can I buy you a drink, Babe?
0:16:08 > 0:16:10We've got a winner here. Cheers, Babe.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18- 180!- Is he not here yet?
0:16:18 > 0:16:22Listen. Thank you for allowing my idiot father to join us.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26Don't really know many other women who'd put up with that.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28You don't really know many other women though, do you, Tam?
0:16:28 > 0:16:29No, I do not.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32DARTS PLAYERS CHEER AND SHOUT
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- APPLAUSE - Get out of it!
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Is it time to go?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Yeah, go and get your bag.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17I was told you'd put a poster in your window.
0:17:17 > 0:17:18I did.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Well, it ain't there now.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Full marks for observation. I took it down.
0:17:26 > 0:17:27And...
0:17:27 > 0:17:30I suppose I've got to thank you for that.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Ain't me you've got to thank.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Oh. Better go and talk to her, then.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43You did this?
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Come on, bruv. It's obvious you've been missing her.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Judging by the speed she answered the text I sent from your phone,
0:17:49 > 0:17:51she's been missing you too.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58I couldn't believe it when you said you wanted to meet. But I...
0:17:58 > 0:18:00I've been missing you so much, so...
0:18:02 > 0:18:03Not here.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Make sure that you call us when you get there.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Yeah, I will.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Are you sure you're going to be all right?
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Yeah.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24- We'll be OK, won't we? - Course we will.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26I'm on night feed duty.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Right, be a good girl, yeah?
0:18:35 > 0:18:36It's just...
0:18:37 > 0:18:39It's just two weeks.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41- That's what I've got to keep telling myself.- Yep.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Just two weeks. We probably won't even notice you've gone.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Come here, little man.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02LOUD CHATTER INSIDE PUB
0:19:07 > 0:19:09CHEERING
0:19:09 > 0:19:10Oh!
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Did you know he was coming?
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Can I have an orange juice, please?
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Hi. Didn't think I'd see you in here.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Me neither.
0:19:24 > 0:19:25Then why are you?
0:19:26 > 0:19:29I heard what you did with Louise.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31I just wanted to say thanks.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Well, it's like I said earlier.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35It takes a bit of getting used to, not being involved.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39- Sharon... - CHEERING
0:19:42 > 0:19:44See? He don't need no practice.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50We really need to go, you know.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Oh, they're here.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56- Where's your rucksack? - Er... Well, I don't need it.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58What?
0:19:58 > 0:20:00I've decided I'm not coming with you.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01But, Dad...
0:20:01 > 0:20:04I'm going to call Inzamam and Dad, and tell them you're coming.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- And you'll be very welcome. - Mas, you...
0:20:07 > 0:20:10As long as you don't mind dropping Kamil off to your mother's.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Well, yeah, of course. But what changed your mind?
0:20:16 > 0:20:18- You did.- Eh?
0:20:18 > 0:20:19Listen.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24You were going to read this.
0:20:27 > 0:20:28I think you still should.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Ben must've got hold of my phone somehow, so I'm sorry.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Oh.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Oh, I should've known. Now I feel stupid.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Done nothing wrong. It's just Ben being an idiot.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46I'm just sorry you've come all this way.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50That's all right. I mean, I'm here now.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54And I said that we can't see each other any more.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56And I meant it. I can't see you again, Linzi.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58I'm sorry.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Mick, Linda.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06I just kind of want to thank you really,
0:21:06 > 0:21:09for creating such an astonishing daughter.
0:21:09 > 0:21:10I know how much you love her,
0:21:10 > 0:21:13and I promise I'll look after her every step of the journey.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17I know you don't want to hear of any of this, but you'll have to.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21You've changed my life.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24I can't really remember my life before you,
0:21:24 > 0:21:26and I can't really imagine it without you.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33And I still can't quite believe that you choose to be with me.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36But you do. Which is miraculous to me.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42So we're going to set out on this journey together
0:21:42 > 0:21:46and I promise I'm never gonna leave your side.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48- You might try and run away... - LAUGHTER
0:21:48 > 0:21:50..but I've been working out,
0:21:50 > 0:21:52and I can probably just about keep up.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56I don't know what I'm talking about. I haven't been working out.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Not sure what else to say, really.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Except I love you.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08- Aw!- Love you too, you dingbat.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16And finally...
0:22:18 > 0:22:19..there's my dad.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28I just want to thank you really for helping me be the kind of man
0:22:28 > 0:22:30who might be even slightly attractive
0:22:30 > 0:22:32to someone as amazing as Nancy.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33You didn't have much to work with,
0:22:33 > 0:22:35but you did well under the circumstances.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39So...
0:22:39 > 0:22:41You've always been there for me...
0:22:43 > 0:22:47..and I can't wait to come back and tell you all about my adventures.
0:22:50 > 0:22:51You're my hero.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Well, that's what it says here, anyway.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00Beautiful.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11We better have it on our toes. We're going to miss this plane, yeah?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20You ready?
0:23:21 > 0:23:22No.
0:23:25 > 0:23:26I'm going to go and get Ollie.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36So call me as soon as you get to your mum's.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38It doesn't matter what time.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42- You're going to have an amazing adventure.- Dad...
0:23:42 > 0:23:45No, listen, don't worry about me. I'm going to be fine.
0:23:45 > 0:23:46Word of advice.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Go anywhere busy, you keep your cash in your knickers.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Promise me?
0:23:52 > 0:23:55On my honour. Absolutely.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02- You ain't going to put your money in your drawers, are you?- No!- Good!
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Oh, I'm going to miss you, Nance. I love you.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06I'm going to miss you too. I love you.
0:24:06 > 0:24:07Be good.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09If you happen to get any blisters
0:24:09 > 0:24:13and you don't have any plasters at hand, just wee on your feet, yeah?
0:24:13 > 0:24:15- Lee!- You really want those to be the last words to your sister?
0:24:15 > 0:24:17"Wee on your feet"?
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Love you.
0:24:29 > 0:24:30Don't wee on your feet.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34- I love you.- I love you.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40- Look after yourself. - Love you.- Love you too.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Right. Call us any time.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47I can have your dad on a plane within three hours, all right, day or night.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51I'm going to bring the world back to you, little man.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Hang on a minute.
0:24:54 > 0:24:55Can you take him, yeah?
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Walk 'em to the tube with me.
0:24:59 > 0:25:00Yeah.
0:25:02 > 0:25:03Come here, babe.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Bye, Mum.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Oh, Nancy!
0:25:28 > 0:25:30- Ooh! Libby?- Hi.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32You scared me half to death.
0:25:32 > 0:25:33Why didn't you tell me you were coming?
0:25:33 > 0:25:36- I thought I'd surprise you. - Oh, come here, give me a hug.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41You've been crying. What's up?
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Nothing. I'm fine.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Oh, Libby, what's happened? DOORBELL
0:25:46 > 0:25:49OK, don't move. You and me are going to talk this out, all right?
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Oh! That filthy little cow!
0:26:08 > 0:26:09Louise!
0:26:11 > 0:26:12I know this was you!
0:26:27 > 0:26:28You said it was over.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32- Louise, please.- No, you lied to me.
0:26:33 > 0:26:37Ooh! Ooh, can't breathe, can't breathe.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40OK. Now you be a good boy.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43And I really want you to annoy your mum, OK?
0:26:44 > 0:26:45You take care.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Yeah, you too.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Remember, no parties on the week nights.
0:26:52 > 0:26:53And eat some green stuff.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Remember to shave.
0:27:01 > 0:27:05I know it's not always been easy for us here, Dad.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07But we had some good times, didn't we? We had some laughs.
0:27:10 > 0:27:14So I'm going to miss that and I'm going to miss you, Mr Masood.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16I'm going to miss YOU, Mr Masood.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21- I love you, Dad.- I love you too.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30I'm not going to make a song and dance of this.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Good.
0:27:33 > 0:27:34Um...
0:27:35 > 0:27:36I'm a bit scared now.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39It's OK. It's OK to be scared.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43It's a big world out there. Go and enjoy it.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Explore it, have fun, OK?
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Just come back and see your old man now and again, OK?
0:27:52 > 0:27:54I'm going to miss you so much.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56Going to miss you, baby, going to miss you.
0:27:58 > 0:27:59I love you.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05Enjoy it.
0:28:29 > 0:28:32Well...
0:28:32 > 0:28:33that's that, then.