0:00:25 > 0:00:28RADIO: '..through traffic there. That's all because of an earlier
0:00:28 > 0:00:30'accident that's caused queues...'
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Aw.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34That's nice colouring.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38Look, you've even managed to stay in between the lines.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42You going to support us today?
0:00:42 > 0:00:43Should be a decent crowd,
0:00:43 > 0:00:46now everybody's seen Beale's true colours.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Flowers?
0:00:52 > 0:00:53You having an affair?
0:00:54 > 0:00:56No.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58I bought them for you.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Well, pink ain't really my colour, is it?
0:01:05 > 0:01:08But I know somebody who'll want these.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Oi! It's not breakfast in bed unless you stay in bed.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Well, we could just skip the breakfast bit.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22PHONE
0:01:22 > 0:01:24HE SIGHS
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Hello?
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Dot?
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Slow down. Go back a bit.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Amy's done what?
0:01:32 > 0:01:34There you go, my love. Thank you.
0:01:34 > 0:01:35These are for you.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39He's got something he wants to say.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Spit it out.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44She wants me to apologise.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Apologise? Why?
0:01:47 > 0:01:50For involving you in this stupid row with Ian.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52All right. I am sorry, OK?
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Don't know what's the matter with him lately.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00He's acting like a right prat.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12I swear by Almighty God, that the evidence that I shall be giving,
0:02:12 > 0:02:16will be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. So...
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- Order! Order! - Mum!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Stop doing that! It's horrible.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24- Sorry.- Shh, shh.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28What colour are my eyes?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Hazel.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31You don't know me, remember.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Oh, yeah.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Hazel.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39In your statement, you describe the accused as "around five foot
0:02:39 > 0:02:43"eight in height, mid-forties, large build with brown hair and blue eyes".
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Yeah, nah, I said the geezer was a bit of a lump, you know.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- So you agree you made the statement? - Yeah.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51You were sitting in your van when you saw the accused running
0:02:51 > 0:02:56away from the crime scene at 17:45 on Tuesday the 5th February 2015?
0:02:56 > 0:03:00If that's what it says that I said, then that's what I said.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02At that time of year it would have been dark.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04And yet you could distinguish his eye colour
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- from a distance of three metres? - Aha!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09What you piping up for?
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Er, yeah, because of the street lights? So, er...
0:03:14 > 0:03:16There are no street lights on that road.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18OTHERS LAUGH
0:03:18 > 0:03:21He's done you, oh, he's done you!
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- What's happening here, Judge? - Oi! Order in the court.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Objection.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32What colour are this man's eyes?
0:03:36 > 0:03:37I don't know, look, I don't know...
0:03:37 > 0:03:41- No further questions, your honour. - THEY WHOOP AND CHEER
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Why are there no further questions?
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Cos he smashed it out the park.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46That was brilliant. You're so clever.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48I don't get it, were his eyes blue or not?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50This is why the justice system's up the wazoo!
0:03:50 > 0:03:55I am going to have to get you on a family rate, keep me out of clink.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Just joking. My days as a master criminal are well and truly over.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01"Master"? Remind us how much bird you did again?
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- Ah.- What's the matter, anyway?
0:04:04 > 0:04:08Right. I'm branching out with the campaign.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Which is why I'd like you to put these up in the bar downstairs.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- No, sorry...- Why not?
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Because as much as we'd love to help, Jane's a mate.
0:04:16 > 0:04:17Come on, son.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20I mean if we all lose our stalls you lose all your punters.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24Look, look. You're me old man, I respect what you're doing but the game's rigged.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26You can't take on CostMart. It's stupid.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Bet Ian's shaking in his boots.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31SHE CHUCKLES
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Grandad. "Boycott" has got two Ts.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Oh, has it.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45Right.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50It's all right, I'll set up on my own.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Hey?
0:04:51 > 0:04:54I can't afford to pay you the extra hour.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Sorry.
0:04:58 > 0:05:03I don't know. Fancy writing that filth on her bedroom wall!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06I mean, where she heard that language from in the first place,
0:05:06 > 0:05:07I should like to know.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Cos I don't entertain language under my roof.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Mum says them all the time.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Zip it, you. You're in enough trouble as it is.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- When's Mum coming? - Right, you. Put that down.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Go and get your school bag. Go on.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Yes, and you promised to be back before she got up this morning.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24And I'm late opening up the laundrette
0:05:24 > 0:05:26- on account of all this carry-on. - KNOCKING
0:05:26 > 0:05:29- I'm sorry, Dot. Look I'll paint over it tomorrow.- Tomorrow?!
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Yeah, I got to meet that supplier about those khazis today.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33- KNOCKING - Listen, I can do it.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36What that child needs is a stable life.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40She's just missing Roxy. She woke up calling for her last night.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Amy let me in. Picking up the plans?
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Oh, right. Yeah, they're over at Ron's. Ron, can you take him over?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49No, I can't. I'm going to be late taking Amy to school.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Give me the keys. I'll pick 'em up later.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Yeah, all right. Go on, then.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Oh.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56We had some news.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02There's been some remains found on the site.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04What?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06A body?
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Yeah. Everyone's pretty shaken up.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11I got to sit down...I've come over all queer.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Cause of death looks suspicious.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23That's Rolf.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Very funny.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32- We're going to be late for school - That guy's looking at you again...
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Ugh. He's gross.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Wait here.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40All right?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42You two related?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Nah. He's, like, my brother.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Yeah. And you're, like, late for school.
0:06:46 > 0:06:51Er, look. My mate thinks you're fit.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55Or were you looking at me?
0:06:58 > 0:06:59See ya.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06Look at you! It's the dimples and the bun!
0:07:06 > 0:07:08- What did you say? - Told him to stop being a perv.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Come on, we're late.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12TEXT ALERT
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Looks like we've got a dangerous case of first love on our hands.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Yeah...
0:07:17 > 0:07:19TEXT ALERT
0:07:19 > 0:07:21- What is it? - It's a reminder...
0:07:23 > 0:07:24results tomorrow.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Here, look I've got an idea - why don't you skip work, we'll get
0:07:27 > 0:07:30a bottle of wine and we'll just sit in Vicky Park or something...
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Thanks, but I'll be better at work.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34And you need to sign on, anyway.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Where'd I be without Captain Sensible?
0:07:37 > 0:07:41Sonia, take one of those, love. Good girl. Thanks a lot.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46Can we talk?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Let's go somewhere a bit more private, eh?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01I didn't realise he was a special pet.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04No, it's fine. It just caught me off guard. That's all.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Cried like a baby when my dog died.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Only a gerbil...
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Well, you wouldn't get it unless you've had a pet.
0:08:11 > 0:08:12See you later.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Do you know your mum used to have a rabbit called Kylie?
0:08:19 > 0:08:21She used to like dressing it up.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Did she stop loving that, too?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Here, listen. She hasn't stopped loving you.
0:08:25 > 0:08:30She just...she just feels a little bit lost at the moment, that's all.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Here, take your jacket.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36I don't think she's ever going to forgive her.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37I wouldn't blame her.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Look, all right, I'm sorry, sorry.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Dot's right.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48I need to spend a bit more time with Ames.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Which is why I think we should move in with you.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53We're going to do it sooner or later, ain't we?
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Makes sense, right?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Yeah.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Well, we can talk about it later, can't we?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Amy? Sweetie? Come on.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Come and say goodbye to Daddy.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Bye, Daddy.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Speak to you later, yeah?
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Good girl.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28I'm...
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Sorry about earlier, with Shirley.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33I thought she was about rip me head off. I thought you'd told her.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36No. No.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40I think you're gorgeous, Kathy...
0:09:40 > 0:09:44- Oh, listen, Buster, please, you don't have to...- I know. I know.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48You see, the thing is with Shirley is,
0:09:48 > 0:09:50she drives me up the wall.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54She's stubborn, she's moody.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58Her idea of a romantic dinner is a kebab with a promise.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02But she's my Shirl.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06She always has been.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Always will be.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11If things had been different...
0:10:11 > 0:10:14No. That's fine, honestly.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18I just thought we were friends.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Well, we are.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24I'm sorry I betrayed your confidence,
0:10:24 > 0:10:26I was desperate.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30I don't get many chances at my age.
0:10:30 > 0:10:36It's true. I've been inside half my life and, well...
0:10:36 > 0:10:38This thing with CostMart.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42I am right.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Really?
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Oh, by the way. You spelt "boycott" wrong.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Bet you'll be loaded soon, an' all.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- Starting salary's not that much. - Better than working here, innit?
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Oi, oi! Our wedding fund's doing all right, actually, I'll have you know.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Yeah, I've always wanted to be a 50-year-old bride, Lee.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Dad, don't you think we should be supporting Grandad?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15I mean my job's on the line an' all
0:11:15 > 0:11:17and I've got a wedding I need to pay for.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20I know. Listen, If it's on top take a few more shifts here.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Not like the fish stall's your big dream, is it?
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Sorry, we're not open yet.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Ian.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Come on. You haven't spoken to me for two days.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39How long's this going to go on for?
0:11:41 > 0:11:43I saw you and Buster getting cosy earlier.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45I was trying to get him to change his mind...
0:11:45 > 0:11:48I thought having you back...
0:11:48 > 0:11:51I thought it'd mean having someone I could rely on,
0:11:51 > 0:11:52someone who was on my side.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54I am on your side.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Stupid of me to expect loyalty from a mum who lets
0:11:56 > 0:11:59her sons and family think she was dead for ten years.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Look, I need to crack on.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Jane's having one of her migraines, it's...
0:12:07 > 0:12:09probably been brought on by all the stress.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Is Stace about? I've got her cut from the Ladies In Lace party.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Nah, she's at her weekly appointment with her care co-ordinator.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Oh, will you give her this for me?
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- Yeah.- And tell her I'm organising her hen do.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Yeah. You do know she wants something low-key, don't you?
0:12:38 > 0:12:40So,
0:12:40 > 0:12:42what do you think?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Your dad and Johnny - they got the brains.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Me and you, son, we got the brawn.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Oh, hello again. How can I help you?
0:12:49 > 0:12:51I just fancied a bit of salmon.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53We've got a delivery later today.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Oh. Oh, never mind. I'll stop at the supermarket on my way home.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57Probably cheaper, anyway.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Oh, no. We do, er, we do delivery. Don't we?
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Yeah.
0:13:01 > 0:13:02Discount?
0:13:02 > 0:13:0410%.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06If you let me have a look at your koi carp.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09I'll have you know they're not that kind of fish.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11They're shy.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Pity. THEY CHUCKLE
0:13:13 > 0:13:14This is me. All right?
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Yeah, course it is.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Kent?!
0:13:20 > 0:13:22I should have kept my mouth shut.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23Nah, you done well, boy.
0:13:24 > 0:13:25Hang about.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29We may not be school-smart son,
0:13:29 > 0:13:33but we are street-smart.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39Go on your cornflakes?
0:13:41 > 0:13:42That bad?
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Ian's got the hump with me.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Well, you did sell him down the river.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50All right, Denise. I know I shouldn't have blabbed to Buster, but...
0:13:50 > 0:13:52- Well, I'm a bad judge of character, clearly.- Clearly?
0:13:52 > 0:13:55He's adding it to my back catalogue of mistakes.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58I don't know what to do to prove I'm on his side.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Well, if you don't mind me saying,
0:14:00 > 0:14:03perhaps a little less of that. Do something useful.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38Right.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Big news is I've just got off the phone with
0:14:40 > 0:14:42a reporter from the Gazette.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44He going to send someone down later in the week
0:14:44 > 0:14:46to interview us with a photographer.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49So we should get some decent coverage.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Now then, you two stay here.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Me and Lee, we're going to take the restaurant.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57Shrimpy, you take my stall and we'll relieve you later. All right?
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Now, nice and loud everyone, but not in their face -
0:15:00 > 0:15:02we don't want adverse coverage.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03Why are you looking at me?
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Er...these aren't exactly the best leaflets I've ever seen.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Yeah. No. Yeah. All right. All right. I know, I know...
0:15:09 > 0:15:11All right, everyone. Give it some welly, eh?
0:15:11 > 0:15:14All right? Lovely!
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Oh, that's nice that is, ain't it?
0:15:16 > 0:15:18What happened to loyalty?
0:15:18 > 0:15:19I was hungry.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Oh! Sorry, didn't mean to scare you.
0:15:35 > 0:15:36I was just, er, getting those plans.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40Yeah? And having a nose at my laptop while you're at it?
0:15:40 > 0:15:41Busted.
0:15:41 > 0:15:42Sorry.
0:15:42 > 0:15:43I'm calling Jack.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45No, wait. I can explain.
0:15:48 > 0:15:49Go on, then. You've got ten seconds.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54It's my dad. He's had a stroke.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56He's only 53 and he's in a care home.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Except where is now - it's inhumane.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Last time I visited, he'd wet himself.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06He was sat in it for three hours.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Where's the dignity in that?
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Well, that's a very sad story.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17But it still doesn't explain what you were doing looking on my laptop.
0:16:19 > 0:16:24I don't have one and my phone ran out of data.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26When I got the keys - I just thought I'd be in
0:16:26 > 0:16:29and out in half an hour and no-one would need to know.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31So if I open it,
0:16:31 > 0:16:33I'll find that you've been looking at pictures of care homes, yeah?
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Why didn't you just ask?
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Practical joker,
0:16:51 > 0:16:53don't really do serious.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Look, you were looking out for your family.
0:16:59 > 0:17:00There's no shame in that.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05I've got a sister who constantly needs looking after.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09Was she who all the trouble was about last week?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Sorry, it's none of my business.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14- I'll get out of your hair. - No.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Stay.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- THEY CHANT:- Boycott Beale's! Don't eat their meals!
0:17:24 > 0:17:28Boycott Beale's! Don't eat their meals!
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Boycott Beale's!
0:17:29 > 0:17:30Excuse me, madam.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Do you know the owner of this restaurant is selling to CostMart
0:17:33 > 0:17:35so he can send his son to private school?
0:17:35 > 0:17:41Now, it's not only the livelihood of all the stallholders at stake here,
0:17:41 > 0:17:43it's the community at large...
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Do you know that this man has been in prison half his life!?
0:17:46 > 0:17:49I'd watch me bag around him, if I were you, love.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51That's it - don't listen to him.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55He's just a petty criminal trying to sabotage an honest business.
0:18:00 > 0:18:01So you've no idea where she is?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Must be tough.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08I feel like my right arm's been chopped off.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12I know some people aren't close to their siblings, but when you are...
0:18:13 > 0:18:15I get it.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16I've got a sister.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21I just don't want Roxy to think I've let her down.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Why would she?
0:18:25 > 0:18:28You don't need to feel guilty, Ronnie.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35I shouldn't be saying all this.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37I don't mind.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40You know what your problem is?
0:18:40 > 0:18:42- What? - You're too good a listener.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45I only came back here to pick up some paint.
0:18:45 > 0:18:46Right...
0:18:46 > 0:18:49No, no... You stay.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50Use my laptop.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53But next time - just ask.
0:18:56 > 0:18:57I'll see you later.
0:19:03 > 0:19:04What's the matter?
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Campaign's a joke.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09They're a joke. I'm a joke.
0:19:09 > 0:19:14Spent all lunch outside the cafe. Hungry. And hardly anyone boycotted.
0:19:14 > 0:19:15What about your mother, eh?
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Comes to something when your own missus won't even back you up.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22Why don't you go online? Start some groups on social media.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Get it going viral.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Easy...easy... Remember - sharks in suits.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Dad's right. CostMart will have lawyers.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32You'd need to get your own to check everything before you post it.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Make sure it's not libellous.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35You can do that though, can't you?
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Thanks for the vote of confidence bruv, but I'm not qualified.
0:19:38 > 0:19:39- I could ask my tutor.- Yeah?
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Might be a couple of hundred quid, but it's still cheaper than a firm.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- Whoa, hold on. You can sort that out, can't you?- No, no, no...
0:19:45 > 0:19:47It's just a couple of hundred quid.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Lee, Lee, Lee. I don't need your money. It's all right.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52I'm a grifter. I'll sort something out.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- Hark at him. Grifter.- I am.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Well, I'm, I'm sorry but I have no idea.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05Fancy a bit of night fishing?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09What, tonight?
0:20:09 > 0:20:10Carpe diem.
0:20:12 > 0:20:13Carpe diem.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Dot?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22- Look. - What?
0:20:22 > 0:20:26Well, I think that's quite a good colour match - what do you think?
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Oh, yeah. I expect that'll do fine. I say, Abi...
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Could I throw this thing away?
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Cos I can't cope with an hamster haunting my house.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Not with all I've been going through...
0:20:35 > 0:20:38- A gerbil.- What?
0:20:38 > 0:20:40- Rolf was a gerbil.- Oh.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43I'm, er, I'm going to go bury him in the gardens.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45What for?
0:20:45 > 0:20:49Cos... he...he was more than just a gerbil.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50What do you mean?
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Well, he was happy memories.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54My mum and dad were still together.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58Me and Lauren fighting over the remote in our pyjamas.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Just normal stuff.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06It really is another level, this stuff.
0:21:08 > 0:21:09I don't know how you do it, boy.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17That's a nice gilet. Is it new?
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Yeah.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Mick, did you say Lee and Buster had gone night fishing?
0:21:23 > 0:21:26- Yeah. - Then how come his rod's in our room.
0:21:26 > 0:21:27You what?
0:21:27 > 0:21:30It's in our room. I just tripped over the stupid thing.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Well, you know soppy. He's probably forgot it, ain't he?
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Probably.
0:21:35 > 0:21:36What?
0:21:36 > 0:21:40Come off it. Buster? "Night fishing"?
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Means something else entirely.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44Something a lot less legal.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Like what?
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Said he was skint, didn't he?
0:21:49 > 0:21:52He wouldn't! And Lee certainly wouldn't.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53I did have a bit of a go at him
0:21:53 > 0:21:55earlier about saving for our wedding.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Yeah, and the old man did say something about being a grifter.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59Terrific.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20CHUCKLES Very cool, I must say.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Look, I really don't know about this.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- What? - Are you sure this is a good idea?
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Oh, come on. Don't worry about it. It's a one-off.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32Yeah. Tomorrow we go back to playing it straight.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33I promise.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Now... you stay here.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37I'm going to go case the gaff.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38Make sure no-one's in.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Don't move.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44PHONE RINGS
0:22:46 > 0:22:47Dad?
0:22:47 > 0:22:48Lee. Lee...
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Now, we know you ain't fishing.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54Tell me that you and your grandad ain't doing nothing moody or...
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Lee! It's your mum. Right. Now, you listen to me.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58I'm not having a son of mine end up in prison,
0:22:58 > 0:23:00so you get yourself back here right now!
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Lee! Your mum's right. I'd rather get married in a bin bag
0:23:03 > 0:23:05- than spend the next ten years in a visitor's room.- Yeah...
0:23:05 > 0:23:09Getting a little bit hysterical here. Er, so...
0:23:09 > 0:23:10just tell me - where are ya?
0:23:12 > 0:23:13Lee?
0:23:16 > 0:23:20Er, the Beeches, Hurst Lane, Bromley.
0:23:20 > 0:23:21Right. Ready?
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Let's go fishing.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28- What did he say? What are they doing?- I don't know.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31- But I've got an address so I'm going to go have a pipe. - I'm going with.- No!
0:23:31 > 0:23:34You've got exams tomorrow, you've got to focus on yourself...
0:23:34 > 0:23:38Mick. Mick! Do not let my boys get into trouble. Do you hear me?
0:23:41 > 0:23:42Hey. What's the matter with you?
0:23:42 > 0:23:43Nothing.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Is this about that boy that you and Louise were ogling earlier?
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Wasn't ogling anyone. What does that even mean?
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Has something happened?
0:23:58 > 0:24:01It's Louise. Right? She's been flirting with Shaki all day.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03- She knows I like him.- Snake.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Darling, I know things like this hurt.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07All right? But this is you growing up.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10This is you figuring out how the world works. You know?
0:24:10 > 0:24:12You just need to learn to be a bit stronger.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15I don't feel strong.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17It don't mean you're not.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24You go back in that class tomorrow and you act like
0:24:24 > 0:24:25you're Katniss Everdeen.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29Yeah? And it won't be too long before you're feeling like her.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Amy! Hello.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Look! I have been shopping.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46- What is it? - Well, why don't you look inside?
0:24:48 > 0:24:52Wow, it's so cute...
0:24:52 > 0:24:53Can I keep it?
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Of course you can. If you look after him. His name is Hercules.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Yeah, as long as you promise to behave yourself from now on.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01I will. I will. Thank you!
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Listen, it's not from me. It's from your mummy.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Is she coming back?
0:25:06 > 0:25:07Yeah. Course she is.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11- When? - Really, really soon. Isn't she?
0:25:11 > 0:25:12Here we go.
0:25:12 > 0:25:17I'm ever so sorry Ronnie, Amy, but I can't have that in my house.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Cos them animal hairs, you know, they get on my chest
0:25:20 > 0:25:22and they play havoc with my lungs.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25That's all right, Dot. Jack and Amy are coming to live with me.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27What?
0:25:27 > 0:25:28We are?
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Yes, you are.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Come, quick. Don't spill it. Don't spill it. Don't spill it.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Oi, watch out. Watch out. Put it down. Put it down.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Don't say a thing. Leave this to me. Don't say anything.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Come here. Come here. Come here. Come...
0:25:52 > 0:25:53Buster?
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Oh! Mick? Yeah, thanks a lot, you.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Don't blame him. He's done you a favour.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00- What you doing? What you got in there?- Yeah, yeah. No.
0:26:00 > 0:26:01Told you, we've been fishing.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04You winding me up? You're trawling fish out of a pond?
0:26:04 > 0:26:06It ain't any old fish. It's koi carp.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09- That's worth a few bob. - Worth getting nicked for?
0:26:09 > 0:26:12- We've been careful.- I can see that. Very smart, using your van.
0:26:12 > 0:26:13I've covered all the signage up.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16You insane? You'll end up going back to the nick over a few fish!
0:26:16 > 0:26:19I did it to fight CostMart. To fight for the community.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Something you haven't been bothered about lately.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23All right. OK. Right. Fine. We should have got behind you.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27We will get behind you. Johnny'll sort out the social media, I'll get a solicitor.
0:26:27 > 0:26:31- Yeah. I don't need your charity, Mick.- It's a loan. Pay me back after you've clumped Goliath.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Now, let's get them back in their lido.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Oh! I've done something. Oh, Johnny.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Yeah, go on, mate.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44It's heavy ain't it. Keep your eyes open, the pair of ya.
0:26:48 > 0:26:49Come on, then. Let's go.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56So what made you change your mind?
0:26:56 > 0:26:59- Oh, I was talking to Andy. - Andy?
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Yeah. Anyway, that's not the point.
0:27:01 > 0:27:05Um, we were talking about family
0:27:05 > 0:27:07and I realised that I'd been feeling guilty.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10And then there was Rolf.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12You know, Abi's gerbil.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Don't give me that look.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17It just means we can't put our lives on hold for ever.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19And when Roxy comes back,
0:27:19 > 0:27:23she'll be really pleased that a proper family's looking after Amy.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Come here, you.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29GRUNTS
0:27:29 > 0:27:30You go on inside.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32We're going to get some fish and chips to celebrate.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Mwah! See you later.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41VEHICLE APPROACHES
0:27:47 > 0:27:51Ring your dad! Ring your dad!
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Phone's in the car.
0:27:53 > 0:27:54You numpty!
0:28:04 > 0:28:07Right, that's that. Dimlows, the pair of them.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09Oh, well. No harm done.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11Have it on your toes.
0:28:12 > 0:28:15Spying on the neighbours again, are we, love?
0:28:15 > 0:28:18No, actually. The action's happening in our back garden tonight.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27Someone's been a naughty boy.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32ENGINE STARTS
0:28:34 > 0:28:36KNOCKING