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0:00:26 > 0:00:28We had a family meal the other day.

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Yes, but I'm cooking this time,

0:00:29 > 0:00:31one of my special roasts.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Gran, I've got Martin's stag later.

0:00:33 > 0:00:36OK, go for a few, come home,

0:00:36 > 0:00:37put a lining on your stomach

0:00:37 > 0:00:39and then go back and have a few more.

0:00:42 > 0:00:43Did you know about this?

0:00:44 > 0:00:47You're not cooking anything green, are you?

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Gran?

0:00:51 > 0:00:53What?

0:00:53 > 0:00:55I don't like green.

0:00:55 > 0:00:56Oh...

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Oh, no. Nothing green.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01See ya.

0:01:28 > 0:01:29IAN CHUCKLES

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Here, I've found a great website.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Don't do wedding cakes, do they? I mean...

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Why did I agree to do this?

0:01:36 > 0:01:37No, it's my best man's speech.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40They've got some great jokes there. Look, look at that...

0:01:40 > 0:01:41Ian, are you...?

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Are you serious?

0:01:43 > 0:01:44It's a bit X-rated, Ian.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46PHONE RINGS

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Hello?

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Are we still picking up Bobby later?

0:01:50 > 0:01:52- Yeah.- Don't let him see this, will you?- Don't worry.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55- Look, I'll give you a shout when we're ready to go.- All right.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57- Thanks very much. Bye.- Ian...

0:01:59 > 0:02:00That was CostMart.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03They're sending their solicitor over at four o'clock,

0:02:03 > 0:02:05so we can get all the paperwork signed.

0:02:08 > 0:02:09Is there...

0:02:11 > 0:02:13..anything I can do for you?

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Yeah. Yeah, there is.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Go and get me a piece of topside.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Why don't you go to that old butcher's we used to go to?

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Oh, gosh, where was it?

0:02:21 > 0:02:22Oh, yeah, down Roman Road -

0:02:22 > 0:02:24but say it's for me, Peggy Mitchell.

0:02:27 > 0:02:31I want me, you and the grandkids all together...

0:02:33 > 0:02:34..one last time.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Are you serious?

0:02:37 > 0:02:38SHE SIGHS

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Tonight?

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Mum?

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Well, yes. We've talked about this, haven't we?

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Well, at least talk to some more doctors first.

0:02:46 > 0:02:47I mean, we can go to the best.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Darling, darling. You can pay as much as you like,

0:02:50 > 0:02:53but you just can't make miracles, can we?

0:02:53 > 0:02:56You see, I can't fight no more.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59There's nothing left.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02I hurt.

0:03:02 > 0:03:03Forgot my bag.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Phil, I just remembered.

0:03:07 > 0:03:11Can you go and get us a nice piece of topside?

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Go to that old butcher, you remember?

0:03:14 > 0:03:16And don't forget, say it's for Peggy Mitchell.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Everything all right?

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Yes, yes, darlin'. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33Don't forget.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Going to see you later, ain't I?

0:03:35 > 0:03:37I don't mind peas.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40- What?- If we've got to have something green.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Well, then, peas it is.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45All right, I've got to go.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Here, Stace, look what Kyle just picked up.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00- A T-shirt?- Oh, hang on.

0:04:02 > 0:04:03Why's it got Rudolph on it?

0:04:03 > 0:04:05It's a stag.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06No, that is a red-nosed reindeer.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Well, it's the best the printer had, so...

0:04:09 > 0:04:11- Ow!- Bel?

0:04:11 > 0:04:13What's happened?

0:04:13 > 0:04:14Flaming bogs.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16What?

0:04:16 > 0:04:18I just cracked my shin on one!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22I thought you were shifting them.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24I've tried, and I will.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Fine. Then I will.

0:04:27 > 0:04:28You're going to shift the bogs, yeah?

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Well, someone's got to.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Neville's going to cut me off soon.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Have you sold many bathroom fixtures in your time?

0:04:35 > 0:04:36I'll have you know,

0:04:36 > 0:04:39I could sell a G-string to a nun if I put my mind to it.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43All right. Well, just don't tell anyone they're nicked.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46Ian...

0:04:47 > 0:04:51..remember why we are doing all this.

0:04:51 > 0:04:52It's all about Bobby,

0:04:52 > 0:04:54keeping him on the straight and narrow.

0:04:58 > 0:04:59I spoke to him earlier.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01He's really excited about the wedding.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03- Yeah?- Yeah.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05And he is loving that school, Ian.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08He is the happiest he has ever been

0:05:08 > 0:05:10and isn't that all that matters?

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Got it yet, have you?

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Got what?

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Your 30 pieces of silver.

0:05:35 > 0:05:36Your blood money.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38- Our blood.- And sweat.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40You sell cockles and whelks.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42You've never broken into a sweat in your life.

0:05:42 > 0:05:43He's not going to either.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Not once you sell us all down the river.

0:05:46 > 0:05:47What's that?

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Oi, get your own.

0:05:55 > 0:05:56Baby-sitting?

0:05:56 > 0:05:57Are you two up for it?

0:05:57 > 0:05:58Stacey's got her hen

0:05:58 > 0:06:01and she asked me to look after Arthur and Lily at mine.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03So, what should we do?

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Download a film?

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Order some pizza?

0:06:07 > 0:06:08- Lou?- Hm? What?

0:06:08 > 0:06:10You OK?

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Yeah, something weird's going on at home.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Something weird's always going on in your home.

0:06:15 > 0:06:16- Ow!- Lily, come on!

0:06:16 > 0:06:18We're going to be late.

0:06:22 > 0:06:23What was that for?

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Well, that's probably going to be the last time, isn't it?

0:06:26 > 0:06:30- Last time for what?- The last time I get to kiss you as a single fella.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33See you later.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Oh! Here, Martin.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Hello.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38- Hello, love.- You all right?

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42There's a list of things I want.

0:06:42 > 0:06:43Oh, yeah. Come on, I'll sort you out.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45You have still got the stall?

0:06:45 > 0:06:46Yeah.

0:06:48 > 0:06:49- Give us that.- Yeah, all right, love.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52- I'll get all this for you, yeah? - OK, darlin'.- All right.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54So, I've got all that, yeah.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11Are you two buying or are you just window shopping?

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Packet of gum, please.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Oh, hallelujah, a paying customer.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Property section's rubbish this week anyway.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Oh, you're into property?

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Yeah, why? You got anything that might interest me?

0:07:21 > 0:07:25Actually, I've got one or two things that might interest you.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Belinda.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28- What, Stacey's cousin?- Yeah.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Jack.

0:07:30 > 0:07:34Look, why don't we go somewhere a bit more private to discuss this?

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Um...maybe the Vic?

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Well, listen, I've got to go up West,

0:07:38 > 0:07:40meet one of my labourers about a house.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Later. What about six?

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Six it is.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45See you later.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55You know, I remember how that place started.

0:07:57 > 0:07:58All the hopes you had for it.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03It wasn't just for you, though, was it?

0:08:03 > 0:08:05It was for the whole family,

0:08:05 > 0:08:07something that you could build up for your kids,

0:08:07 > 0:08:10something that they could then pass on to theirs.

0:08:11 > 0:08:15So, how does all that compare to just a few quid in the bank account?

0:08:18 > 0:08:19It's not just about the money.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22No, it's about sending Bobby to some fancy new school

0:08:22 > 0:08:24so you can show off to all your council mates.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30She'd have never let you do it, you know.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Who?

0:08:32 > 0:08:33Lucy.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34Don't you dare use her in this.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Ian, come on.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39You've been through so much already

0:08:39 > 0:08:41and everyone out there on that Square has been behind you,

0:08:41 > 0:08:43every step of the way,

0:08:43 > 0:08:45rooting for you, supporting you...

0:08:45 > 0:08:47and now you do this to them.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Ian...

0:08:51 > 0:08:53you have lost so much already.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Now you're going to lose all your friends as well?

0:08:59 > 0:09:01There's worse things to lose.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03What are you doing here anyway?

0:09:07 > 0:09:08Paperwork.

0:09:08 > 0:09:09You never do paperwork.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Ain't you got a motor that needs road-testing or something?

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Yeah, all right. Don't bite my head off.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Brought you some elevenses.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Aw. Thanks, MUM!

0:09:24 > 0:09:26So, how is she?

0:09:29 > 0:09:30She'll come to her senses.

0:09:34 > 0:09:35You know, Peggy Mitchell,

0:09:35 > 0:09:37put her hands up and roll over?

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Don't think so.

0:09:40 > 0:09:41Listen, I was thinking...

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Has she thought about going private?

0:09:43 > 0:09:44- Cos Ian knows these people. - Did I...?

0:09:44 > 0:09:48Did I ask for your opinion, eh?

0:09:48 > 0:09:51This is between me and her, and nobody else. Do you understand?

0:09:58 > 0:10:00SHE SIGHS

0:10:04 > 0:10:06KNOCK ON DOOR

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Hello, Peggy.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22HUSTLE AND BUSTLE

0:10:24 > 0:10:26And then when you get back, give it a little spray.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36A Fowler marrying a Slater,

0:10:36 > 0:10:38can't imagine what Pauline would make of that.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Well, Dot reckons she'd be spinning in her grave.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43PEGGY LAUGHS

0:10:47 > 0:10:49It don't feel right.

0:10:49 > 0:10:50What doesn't?

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Me getting myself a husband.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Not when I took yours away from you.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Oh, him.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00Oh, darling, you had your reasons.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03What Archie did, that was bad, Peggy,

0:11:03 > 0:11:06but what I did, that was so much worse.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08You saved me a job, didn't you?

0:11:08 > 0:11:11And he only got what was coming to him, darling.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14I mean, you hit back at a monster -

0:11:14 > 0:11:16a monster who hurt you.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Now, come on.

0:11:18 > 0:11:19You go and live your life,

0:11:19 > 0:11:21every single second of it.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Peggy, you in?

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Hiya. Martin wanted me to bring this over.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Try and pop in the Vic later if you can, yeah?

0:11:31 > 0:11:32Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Stacey...

0:11:35 > 0:11:37- ..promise me.- I promise.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42What was all that about?

0:11:42 > 0:11:43Mind your own business.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45It was girl talk and,

0:11:45 > 0:11:46well, I'm glad you're here

0:11:46 > 0:11:50cos I want to have a little chat with you, too.

0:11:50 > 0:11:51How's Peggy?

0:11:53 > 0:11:56It's just she was really quiet at dinner the other night.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Well, you both were.

0:11:59 > 0:12:00Mum's dying,

0:12:00 > 0:12:02she won't get any treatment...

0:12:02 > 0:12:05and you're wondering why we're quiet?

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Have you thought about calling Sam?

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Or Grant?

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Just be three people worrying then, won't it?

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Instead of just one.

0:12:16 > 0:12:17Well, just Grant then.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Maybe take some of the strain.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Grant'd just get in the way.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Albert Square, Walford, please.

0:12:35 > 0:12:39It's not going to be anywhere near as bad as everyone thinks.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42Money - it's always been the bottom line for you, hasn't it?

0:12:42 > 0:12:43No, it's...

0:12:44 > 0:12:47it's not just about the money,

0:12:47 > 0:12:48it's what we can do with it.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Nice new motor?

0:12:50 > 0:12:52No. Look, it's not even for me.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Do you know what?

0:12:55 > 0:12:57Life would be easy if I didn't have kids,

0:12:57 > 0:13:00but I've got them and I have to do right by them.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Well, you weren't much more than a kid yourself, were you,

0:13:03 > 0:13:05when I first came here?

0:13:05 > 0:13:07- You saying I'm getting old? - Well, yes, look at you.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09I mean, everyone else moves away, don't they?

0:13:09 > 0:13:12But not you.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14So, what are you saying, I'm a stick-in-the-mud?

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Right. Cheers, Peggy. Thanks.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19No. You go back so far on this Square, don't you, Ian?

0:13:19 > 0:13:23I mean, there's you, your dad, his dad and...

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Well, you've got this place running through you like a stick of rock.

0:13:26 > 0:13:30You're a good man, Ian, and I'm sorry I've never said it before.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36What's brought all this on?

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Now go, OK?

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Cos I've got some serious cooking to do.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56Your turn, is it?

0:13:56 > 0:14:00I've already had Sharon and Kathy sticking their oars in.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03What's happening to your mum has got nothing to do with me.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Glad to hear it.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07And it's got nothing to do with you, really.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10It's Peggy's life,

0:14:10 > 0:14:12it's Peggy's choice.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15So, you'd just go along with it, would you?

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Whatever she says?

0:14:17 > 0:14:18I wish I did with Stan.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23We made a mistake trying to keep him going...

0:14:23 > 0:14:26when all he got out of it was a couple of extra months,

0:14:26 > 0:14:27lying in a bed,

0:14:27 > 0:14:29terrified and in pain.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33He was in agony, Phil.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35We could have kept him from all of that,

0:14:35 > 0:14:37we could have kept ourselves from all of that.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40If the doctor says there's really nothing they can do, then...

0:14:44 > 0:14:45..maybe Peggy's right.

0:16:35 > 0:16:36Saw your mum earlier.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Nothing wrong, is there?

0:16:40 > 0:16:41Why, what's she said?

0:16:41 > 0:16:44It's not what she said, it's...

0:16:44 > 0:16:45Well, it's what she didn't say.

0:16:47 > 0:16:48I just got a weird feeling, that's all.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53Same sort of feeling as I'm getting now.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56Ain't you got enough problems of your own?

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Well, I thought she was going to give me an earful

0:16:58 > 0:17:01about all that as well, but...

0:17:01 > 0:17:04I thought she'd be the same as all the rest of them.

0:17:04 > 0:17:08Well, all anyone round here can see is their businesses going down.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14What would you rather, Phil?

0:17:14 > 0:17:16My son goes down instead?

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Look, you know why I'm doing this.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22You know why we're sending him to that school.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Still be the same old Bobby, though, won't it?

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Send him to as many schools as you like,

0:17:32 > 0:17:34it ain't going to fix what's wrong with him, is it?

0:17:34 > 0:17:36There is nothing wrong with him.

0:17:40 > 0:17:41What am I supposed to do?

0:17:42 > 0:17:45I mean, just cut him loose like I did Steven?

0:17:45 > 0:17:48Turn my back on him and do nothing?

0:17:50 > 0:17:53We saw how that worked out, didn't we?

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Look, he's my flesh and blood, OK?

0:18:00 > 0:18:01I have to help him.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05I mean, what would you do if it was Ben

0:18:05 > 0:18:07or one of your family who needed your help?

0:18:12 > 0:18:14It's Peggy, isn't it?

0:18:15 > 0:18:17She's ill.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21How bad?

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Is there nothing anyone can do?

0:18:29 > 0:18:31The doctors reckon it's just a...

0:18:32 > 0:18:34It's just a matter of time.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40That's what they said about Pat, wasn't it?

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Do you know what?

0:18:45 > 0:18:47All I can see...

0:18:48 > 0:18:50..is her just lying there...

0:18:52 > 0:18:55..so I try and think of the old Pat.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58You know, the one running around...

0:18:58 > 0:19:00looking after the car lot, working in the Vic...

0:19:02 > 0:19:03..but all I can see is...

0:19:04 > 0:19:06..how she was at the end.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11I said to Jane, "If I ever get that like that, just..."

0:19:13 > 0:19:16Yeah, but your mum's not like that, is she?

0:19:16 > 0:19:17I mean, I've just seen her, she's...

0:19:17 > 0:19:19To talk to her, she's fine.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Still the same old Peggy, yeah?

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Yeah.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Just how you remember her?

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Yeah.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Right! Come on, then! live-o, live-o!

0:19:46 > 0:19:48We're closing up early today, remember.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51Yeah. Closing for good, if some people have their way.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Buster, just for one night, can we forget about that? Yeah?

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Can we forget about this market

0:19:56 > 0:19:59and, just for one night, can we forget about CostMart?

0:19:59 > 0:20:01We don't think about anything else apart from...

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Oh, yeah, here we go.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Bosh!

0:20:05 > 0:20:07It's a reindeer, Martin.

0:20:07 > 0:20:08No. It's a stag.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10Right, I'm off to get changed.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Did somebody say, "Stag?"

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Darling, you go and choose what you want,

0:20:55 > 0:20:56and I'll catch you in a minute. OK?

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Don't expect change.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59Here you are, cheeky. Go on.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Phil, I am here for you, OK?

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Look, whatever Peggy decides -

0:21:13 > 0:21:16treatment, no treatment -

0:21:16 > 0:21:19you'll stick by her, no matter what.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22And I know we're not together no more,

0:21:22 > 0:21:24but I'm not running out on you.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26You're not on your own, OK?

0:21:42 > 0:21:48HORNS BLARE

0:21:51 > 0:21:54HORNS BLARE

0:21:54 > 0:21:58Can't you find a way around all this?

0:21:58 > 0:22:00HORNS BLARE

0:22:00 > 0:22:02- Dad!- Yeah, in here.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04- Look what I've won.- What?

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Let's have a look.

0:22:06 > 0:22:07Player of the month?

0:22:07 > 0:22:09And we're through to the regional play-offs.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11Next step's the Nationals.

0:22:11 > 0:22:15Oh, that is fantastic. Well done, mate.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17I've told him if he keeps polishing it like that,

0:22:17 > 0:22:19- he's going to rub the lettering off.- Will I?

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Course you won't, you muppet.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Come on, Bobby, take this upstairs

0:22:23 > 0:22:25and I'll put some tea on, yeah?

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Everything all right?

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Have that lot been giving you grief again?

0:22:35 > 0:22:37No more than I've been giving myself.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42We're not selling, love.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45I phoned CostMart and I told them not to come round.

0:22:45 > 0:22:50- Ian!- And it's got nothing to do with that lot out there, all right?

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Well, not really, anyway.

0:22:52 > 0:22:53I mean, face it, all they've been doing

0:22:53 > 0:22:56is just saying what I've been thinking.

0:22:56 > 0:23:00And Denise said it, and she was right.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02I mean, that place, OK?

0:23:02 > 0:23:04All our dreams, all the plans we had, and...

0:23:07 > 0:23:08It's not just about us, is it?

0:23:10 > 0:23:12It's our friends,

0:23:12 > 0:23:13our neighbours,

0:23:13 > 0:23:15it's everyone else,

0:23:15 > 0:23:18and the closer it's got, the harder it's got.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20I mean, today -

0:23:20 > 0:23:23I was in the restaurant, I was taking all the stuff down and...

0:23:24 > 0:23:26I can't do it.

0:23:31 > 0:23:36PHONE RINGS

0:23:41 > 0:23:44Hello?

0:23:44 > 0:23:45Oh!

0:23:45 > 0:23:46Oh, hello, Lou.

0:23:49 > 0:23:50No.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53No, course I don't mind.

0:23:54 > 0:23:55I'll tell you what,

0:23:55 > 0:24:00I'll save you some meat and peas for when you get back, OK?

0:24:00 > 0:24:02Well, you have fun, darlin', you hear me?

0:24:17 > 0:24:19Oh!

0:24:19 > 0:24:21I thought I could smell something.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23See this? Empty.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25That's how it's going to be. Empty!

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Buster, mate. One night. We agreed.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Yeah, yeah. All right.

0:24:29 > 0:24:30Martin, do us a favour, will you?

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Stick that lot behind the bar

0:24:32 > 0:24:34and buy everyone a drink from the best man.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36You think that's it, do you?

0:24:37 > 0:24:39That's all it's going to take?

0:24:39 > 0:24:42A small cut of that great, big, wodge you're going to get

0:24:42 > 0:24:44and we're all going to roll over?

0:24:44 > 0:24:47There is no wodge.

0:24:47 > 0:24:48Eh?

0:24:48 > 0:24:50There's not going to be either.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54We're not selling the restaurant, OK?

0:24:54 > 0:24:56THEY CHEER

0:24:56 > 0:24:57Are you serious?

0:24:57 > 0:24:59Do I look like I'm joking?

0:24:59 > 0:25:00Why the change of heart?

0:25:00 > 0:25:01Look, it's not happening now, OK?

0:25:01 > 0:25:03So there's nothing else to say.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06So, let's get this hen and stag party started, shall we?

0:25:06 > 0:25:09THEY CHEER

0:25:09 > 0:25:10Whoa. Ian! Ian!

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Eh?

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Yeah?

0:25:17 > 0:25:18Yeah.

0:25:18 > 0:25:23Wahey! Come on, let's get the party started!

0:25:30 > 0:25:31Ian...

0:25:34 > 0:25:35..that CostMart money...

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Yeah, I know.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40Without it, this is going to be his last term at that school.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42I mean, didn't you see him today?

0:25:42 > 0:25:44He is going to be devastated.

0:25:44 > 0:25:45Love, I know.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49Right, we'll tell him after the wedding.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51I don't want to spoil that for him as well.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04Oh!

0:26:04 > 0:26:06There he is, the condemned man!

0:26:06 > 0:26:07Not any more, son.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10- Ian's rolled over on the restaurant sale.- Yeah?

0:26:10 > 0:26:13Bridge Street Market lives to fight another day!

0:26:13 > 0:26:17CHEERING

0:26:19 > 0:26:22Oh, I think I might have sorted your bog problem, by the way.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24- Really?- Yeah, yeah.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26I bumped into a property developer in the Minute Mart.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28He was quite hot actually.

0:26:28 > 0:26:29What was his name?

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Don't get any funny ideas.

0:26:31 > 0:26:32Belinda!

0:26:32 > 0:26:33Jack, I think.

0:26:36 > 0:26:37Right guys,

0:26:37 > 0:26:40let the stag, and hen, begin!

0:26:40 > 0:26:42CHEERING

0:26:42 > 0:26:44And the first round's on Ian Beale!

0:26:44 > 0:26:46CHEERING

0:26:46 > 0:26:51INAUDIBLE

0:26:51 > 0:26:53- Jack knows.- Knows what?

0:26:53 > 0:26:54About the bogs.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56Oh, someone tell me what's going on.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58Well, you are trying to sell the toilets back

0:26:58 > 0:27:01to the person that we nicked from them in the first place, you idiot.

0:27:01 > 0:27:05We need to take them all back to number five now.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Do you fancy making a night of it?

0:27:07 > 0:27:09Gran's putting on a meal for us.

0:27:09 > 0:27:10Oh, what's it for?

0:27:10 > 0:27:11A special occasion?

0:27:11 > 0:27:13Not really.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16Well, just tell her you got held up or something.

0:27:17 > 0:27:21Oh, come on, Ben. You can have a meal with your gran any time.

0:27:21 > 0:27:22Huh?

0:27:23 > 0:27:28Louise called. She's baby-sitting with Bex tonight.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31And Ben... Well, he's probably still in the Vic, ain't he?

0:27:33 > 0:27:34I'll go and get them.

0:27:34 > 0:27:35No, no, no. Don't, don't.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37No, they're only young once.

0:27:37 > 0:27:39Let them enjoy themselves.

0:27:47 > 0:27:48It's just you and me, then.

0:27:51 > 0:27:52This isn't fair, is it?

0:27:54 > 0:27:57I've been thinking...

0:27:57 > 0:28:02What I'm asking you to do - it's not right, is it, love?

0:28:02 > 0:28:04You just...

0:28:04 > 0:28:06You just leave it to me, Phil.

0:28:09 > 0:28:10No, Mum, I...

0:28:12 > 0:28:13I ain't leaving you alone...

0:28:15 > 0:28:17..and I ain't going to let you down either.

0:28:20 > 0:28:24DOOR OPENS

0:28:24 > 0:28:25Phil.

0:28:25 > 0:28:27Mum.

0:28:27 > 0:28:29Guess my invite got lost in the post.