06/06/2016

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0:00:36 > 0:00:40There's a fella flogging flowers out the back of his van, undercutting me

0:00:40 > 0:00:44and everything, no quality to his blooms, and no-one seems bothered!

0:00:47 > 0:00:49You got anything planned tonight?

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Just a face pack and a Tom Hardy DVD.

0:00:52 > 0:00:56- Anything but opening a bottle of wine.- Ah, it's like that, is it?

0:00:56 > 0:00:58I'm never ever drinking again.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03- Do you want a coffee? - I would love a coffee, thank you.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09I bet you're sad it's finished.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12I'll have to find another place to do up, won't I?

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Jack, you sure it's all right for me to come in late tomorrow?

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Yeah, as long as you don't take the Mick. See you later.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21- Later.- And I'll see YOU tomorrow. - Right, mate.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23- Where you going?- To see my dad. It's his birthday.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26- Aw, I bet he'll be really pleased to see you, won't he?- Mm.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28- I've got to go. I've got to catch a train.- OK.

0:01:28 > 0:01:34- Er, Andy, have you heard from Roxy? - About what?- Come on.

0:01:34 > 0:01:35I saw the two of you kissing.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Oh, and you want to see if you need to buy a hat.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42Well, I text her a couple of times and she hasn't text me back, so...

0:01:42 > 0:01:44- Well, don't give up. - You should have been there when

0:01:44 > 0:01:47I tried to kiss her the first time. That was a real crowd pleaser.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51- Why?- Haven't you heard? She punched me in the face.

0:01:51 > 0:01:55- She actually punched you?- Yeah, bruised my pride more than anything.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03Look, we need to find someone else.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05She asked Kush for his baby.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Yeah, I understand how important it is tonight, OK?

0:02:13 > 0:02:15All right. All right.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Catch you later.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24- He ain't giving you any more grief, is he?- No.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28Doesn't stop me feeling like a stupid idiot though.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31- And the other thing? - I still want a kid.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33But, yes, drunkenly asking Kush

0:02:33 > 0:02:35- might not have been a good idea.- Yeah.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37I know this is not the greatest timing,

0:02:37 > 0:02:42but, um...Kim's got her class tonight and we was wondering if you...

0:02:42 > 0:02:46- You want me to babysit? - We can't find anyone else.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Oh, go on, then. I ain't got nothing better to do.- Mwah!

0:02:49 > 0:02:52- You are the best sister anyone could have!- Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54You are. You are.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Denise was saying it might take her years to recover.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02I saw her last night. She's not good.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Ian keeps calling her, but she refuses to talk to him.

0:03:05 > 0:03:10- It's just awful. - Lauren, how's Ian?- I don't know.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17VAN BEEPS

0:03:17 > 0:03:20- Oi! Oi! What are you doing? - What do you think you're playing at?

0:03:20 > 0:03:23- There's no vans till closing, mate. You know that, Shrimpy.- Yeah?

0:03:23 > 0:03:24Go ahead and report me!

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Stop! Stop!

0:03:29 > 0:03:31You all right?

0:03:31 > 0:03:33- Yeah.- Nowhere near.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39I don't want things to be awkward between us.

0:03:39 > 0:03:40They're not.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45You're going to have to pack up. I'm going home.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47What?! Oi, Donna!

0:03:48 > 0:03:52MUSIC PLAYS

0:03:52 > 0:03:56My Gran had a doll like that sitting on her spare toilet roll.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00We're just practising some salsa moves.

0:04:00 > 0:04:05- Oh, is Donna going to babysit?- Yeah, yeah.- Good. Cos I'm a bag of nerves.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07I'm shaking all over.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11- Why?- I'm putting myself back out there, aren't I?

0:04:11 > 0:04:14You know, as a mother. You know I try and shy away from the spotlight.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16HE SNORTS

0:04:16 > 0:04:20Don't worry, OK? Tonight is going to be a big success, OK?

0:04:20 > 0:04:24I tell you something though, if your sister is broody, a couple

0:04:24 > 0:04:29- of hours with Pearl is exactly what she needs to snap out of it.- Why?

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Your daughter has been full of attitude all day today.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36- I have no idea where she gets it from.- Really?

0:04:39 > 0:04:47- Hey. It's been a while since I've done a service wash.- You are a star.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Babe? Any chance you could give me a hand with these?

0:04:49 > 0:04:51No, I'm going to meet Abi.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54- I only popped in cos I'm looking for Louie's bunny. Have you seen it?- No.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56I can't find it anywhere.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Lauren, if you're not busy, can you run upstairs and see

0:04:59 > 0:05:02- if Ian's had anything to eat? - I just said, I'm going to meet Abi.

0:05:02 > 0:05:03Don't worry, I'll do it myself.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07She's rushed off her feet.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10- Any chance Abi could wait?- No.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13I'm sorry, but we're going to the prison to see dad.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17I can't put my life on hold, just cos Ian's having a meltdown.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Ian, will you open the door, please?

0:05:25 > 0:05:29- Carrot juice?! - Yeah, I'm cleansing my body.

0:05:29 > 0:05:35- Just wish I could cleanse my memory and all.- Hey. It wasn't that bad.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38I got totally hammered and came on to Kush.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41- Yeah, you're right. It was bad.- Yeah.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44It's a good thing he said no. You don't want someone like him.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47I trust him, despite what you think.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51I know I was drunk, but he's a good mate. Or he was a good mate.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- I just don't want you to do anything you'll regret.- It's OK.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56I'm not going to embarrass myself any more.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Go on. Go. Go shake your stuff.

0:06:01 > 0:06:06- All right.- Time to come to me.- All right, Pearl. I'll see you later.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08- Hey.- Bye-bye, Pearl.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12Be good for Auntie, OK? All right? And don't drink her carrot juice.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Say bye-bye, Daddy. Bye-bye.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17So, have you ever done it before?

0:06:17 > 0:06:21No, but your nan's always had flexible hips. Ha-ha.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23So I'm sure we'll pick it up, won't we, Pam?

0:06:26 > 0:06:29- What? Sorry?- Salsa.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31I was just saying a couple of old hoofers like us

0:06:31 > 0:06:35- will have no trouble picking it up. - Oh, right.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39Actually, I was wondering if we could give it a miss.

0:06:39 > 0:06:44Oh, come on. You love a dance. It'll do you good. Come on.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46What's up, Nan?

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Our market used to be such a cheerful place

0:06:50 > 0:06:52and now it's dog eat dog.

0:06:52 > 0:06:56- It's affecting trade. - Well, we took a bit.- Not enough.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Well, salsa will do you good then. You should definitely go.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02I wonder why you think that.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Planning on inviting someone over?

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Ben's got a house full. We can't afford to go out, so...

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Go on, then. We'll get out of your hair.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20And you will wash this lot up to show your gratitude.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23- Deal.- Good.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Thank you.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Two coffees, please.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38Ian's locked himself away. Kathy's really wound up.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41I just need two minutes before we head to the prison.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Haven't you read the e-mail? - What e-mail?- It came this morning.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Dad's taken us off the visitors list.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48- What?- He doesn't want to see us.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53I don't know how she's stuck with him for so long.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56- I'd have thought she'd need him more than ever now.- No, Jane's strong.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59She's stronger than him.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03- He's lost everything. You've got to feel sorry for him.- No, I don't.

0:08:03 > 0:08:08I'm sorry, but he was happy for Max to go down for it, weren't he?

0:08:08 > 0:08:12- I thought there'd be lots of fit men.- Yes, well.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Oh, the teacher ain't here yet.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17You never know, might be full of that old Latin passion.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25Good evening, everyone. My name is Kim and I am your tutor.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Oh, whoa. No, hang on a minute.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Didn't I tell you? I used to teach on the cruise ship.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Just one of my many talents.

0:08:32 > 0:08:37Well, auvoir and welcome to my summer salsa classes.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40SHE MOUTHS Over the next ten weeks,

0:08:40 > 0:08:43I will be nurturing you from little buds into colourful blooms.

0:08:43 > 0:08:48Yes. And leading to our end of term showcase extravaganza!

0:08:48 > 0:08:50I love a dance show.

0:08:50 > 0:08:54Well, in the words of Dame Julie Andrews,

0:08:54 > 0:08:56let's start at the very beginning.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00So, if I could have everybody in a line, please.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03- Shoot me now. - Yeah, thank you. In a line, here.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06So, just a few words before we begin.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10Please respect the privacy of the tutor.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Please do not take any photos

0:09:12 > 0:09:15or any film footage to post on social media.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19OK? She is a professional and her work should not be abused.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Thank you.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Not late, am I?

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Hello, Les.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27You going to be Fred or Ginger?

0:09:29 > 0:09:31- Come on, Les.- Pam...

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Roll the shoulders. Hang on. Where you going?

0:09:36 > 0:09:38OK, let's just roll. Yeah, roll.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Denise, roll.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42That's it. Lovely.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46- Why would he do that?- What?

0:09:46 > 0:09:50No, that doesn't make any sense. I'm sorry, but you have...

0:09:55 > 0:09:57They cut me off.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59They can't cut you off. They're Dad's lawyers.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01- They have to speak to us.- No.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04They're not representing him any more. He's sacked them.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06We've got no way of contacting him.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11He's doing this to punish us, isn't he?

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Come on.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17You got it?

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Does your mummy let you do that at home?

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Mm. Don't think she does, does she?

0:10:26 > 0:10:29But then, she ain't as fun as Auntie Donna, is she?

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Shall we do it?

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Ready?

0:10:39 > 0:10:42- Maybe you should join the team. - Really?

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Sorry, my life is actually dull enough already, without

0:10:44 > 0:10:48having to hang around with a bunch of bored women throwing arrows.

0:10:48 > 0:10:53- I'm not bored.- Let me guess what you did today. Go on, then.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56You lined up your spices alphabetically, and then you

0:10:56 > 0:10:59probably learned a bit of Chinese whilst ironing Jack's Y-fronts.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Is that how you see my life?

0:11:01 > 0:11:06- Well, you've got to admit you've gone very...safe.- No, I haven't.

0:11:08 > 0:11:09I saw Andy earlier.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15- Good for you.- I saw you kissing him the other night.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17- You stalking me now, are you? - Do you like him?

0:11:17 > 0:11:21- He's all right. He's a bit young.- He said you hadn't returned his texts.

0:11:21 > 0:11:22What else did you talk about?

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Did you have a nice little chat, did you?

0:11:25 > 0:11:27He said you punched him in the face.

0:11:29 > 0:11:33Roxy! He's a nice bloke.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Ooh! Lovely wrist action!

0:11:35 > 0:11:38Nice. What you drinking?

0:11:38 > 0:11:41No, thanks.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44- Haven't seen you turn down a drink before.- What are you trying to say?

0:11:44 > 0:11:46- I'm anyone's for the price of a vodka?- No!

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Chill out. I'm just joking.

0:11:49 > 0:11:53Look, I'm not saying Andy's the one, but give it a go, see what happens.

0:11:53 > 0:11:57- He doesn't even know where he stands with you.- He doesn't stand anywhere.

0:11:57 > 0:11:58No man does.

0:12:05 > 0:12:09Paul's got Ben round, Les is catching up on some prep work

0:12:09 > 0:12:11and I thought I'd drop by.

0:12:11 > 0:12:12SHE GASPS Your door!

0:12:12 > 0:12:15We were going for Impressionist art. I did the horse.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17I'm not sure what Pearl's is meant to be,

0:12:17 > 0:12:20but I think it looks like an aeroplane. What do you reckon?

0:12:22 > 0:12:26- I'm not sure.- Worked a treat though. She went out like a light.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Must get that from Vincent.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Something's happened, hasn't it?

0:12:33 > 0:12:37- No. What?- You're upset. I can tell.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39No.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44I was thinking, you should go to the council again. I'll go with you.

0:12:44 > 0:12:48Something has to be done. That market is like Dodge City.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51What about you?

0:12:51 > 0:12:54- What about me?- Put yourself forward as market inspector.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Oh, don't be so stupid.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Who better to take charge than someone who's worked

0:12:59 > 0:13:01the markets all their lives?

0:13:03 > 0:13:06You know all the scams. No-one would put anything past you. You'd be

0:13:06 > 0:13:11perfect for the job. We'd all be behind you. Martin, Kush, Shri...

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Not sure about Kush.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16Why not?

0:13:16 > 0:13:20I got drunk and asked him to have a baby with me.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25Go on. Tell me I'm being irresponsible.

0:13:25 > 0:13:31- Well, I had no idea you felt like that about Kush.- I don't.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34He's my mate. Well, was.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36I just want a baby, Pam.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43- You're still feeling broody. - It's more than that.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46I'm ready for it.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49I want to have someone that's mine, you know?

0:13:49 > 0:13:54Watch them grow up and try and stop them making the mistakes I have.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56You've not done so bad.

0:13:57 > 0:14:01Kush, eh? I can see the attraction!

0:14:01 > 0:14:04I mean, if you're going to have a baby, you might just as well

0:14:04 > 0:14:07make the practice runs as much fun as possible!

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Well, you can tell Jane that I am not going to give up.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15I'm going to keep on calling till she agrees to see me.

0:14:15 > 0:14:16Yeah, I know it's her choice

0:14:16 > 0:14:19and it's my choice to keep on calling, OK?

0:14:21 > 0:14:24Her and Ian should be together through this.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26They should be supporting each other.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Oh...sorry.

0:14:30 > 0:14:34- Look, found this under the sofa. - Oh, yes!

0:14:34 > 0:14:38Ian used to have a knitted teddy. Wouldn't go to sleep without it.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Took it everywhere.

0:14:40 > 0:14:44And his gran's mate, Ethel... Dot must have told you about her.

0:14:44 > 0:14:49She had this dog, and unfortunately, he took a fancy to it.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Bit his head off. Never heard screams like it.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56I ended up having to knit him another one.

0:14:58 > 0:15:02Oh, I just wish I could make all this better that easily.

0:15:06 > 0:15:07Here you are.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10Did you see Abi?

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Yeah. We were meant to be going to the prison to see Dad,

0:15:13 > 0:15:16but he's cut all contact with us.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Why would he do that? - He's punishing me for leaving.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Choosing Peter's family over him.

0:15:21 > 0:15:25Oh, no. I'm sure it's not that. He probably needs a bit more time.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28Well, how can I explain it?

0:15:28 > 0:15:30It was just easier to go back to New Zealand,

0:15:30 > 0:15:34rather than stay here and fight for him.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37Look, I know how much it must hurt that Ian and Jane let your dad

0:15:37 > 0:15:42go inside, but we do what we can to protect our kids.

0:15:42 > 0:15:46I just hope that you never have to do anything like that for Louie,

0:15:46 > 0:15:51- but if you had to, Lauren, you would.- Yeah.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54That's what Jane said during the court case.

0:15:54 > 0:15:58And whatever happens with your dad, we all care about you, you know?

0:16:00 > 0:16:04- I'm not giving up on him. - No. No, of course not.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07But you're part of this family too. If you want to be.

0:16:15 > 0:16:20It's OK for you to put your guard up. It's completely understandable.

0:16:21 > 0:16:25I don't need you justifying how I feel, OK? So can we just drop it?

0:16:25 > 0:16:28No. I'm sorry, I won't.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31It's OK to flirt. It doesn't have to lead to anything else.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35I put my guard up.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37You saw what it did to me.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40I don't want that for you.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42I'm not you.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45- OK? Just let me deal with it in my own way.- Absolutely.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Right now, I just want to focus on me and Amy and...

0:16:51 > 0:16:55- I just want to be a good mum. - Then keep doing what you're doing.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58She loves you.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01I think dating would be good for you too.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Just don't let something good pass you by, all right?

0:17:04 > 0:17:06You deserve happiness.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13OK, so now, I'm going to do a routine

0:17:13 > 0:17:16and you're just going to follow me, OK? You're going to follow me.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18So here we go.

0:17:18 > 0:17:22With our left leg, we're going to go forward, back, forward,

0:17:22 > 0:17:25back. Now bring it back again.

0:17:25 > 0:17:26Back. And again. Back.

0:17:26 > 0:17:30And again. Back. Turn. Back. Back.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33No, turn the other way. Turn the other way. Back. Back.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36And to the side. Shimmy. Side.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37Shimmy, shimmy, side.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40- Shimmy, shimmy, side. - Kim!- Shimmy, shimmy, side.- Kim!

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Shimmy... Oh.

0:17:42 > 0:17:46- What?- Um, you're not making it clear.

0:17:46 > 0:17:50If you can't keep up, it's not my fault, babe.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53I'm just... You know... Surely, it should be this.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57Um... Back, forward, forward.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Forward, back, back.

0:17:59 > 0:18:00Back, forward, forward.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03- Oh, yeah. That makes more sense. - Forward, back, back.

0:18:03 > 0:18:07Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm the tutor. I'm the one who makes sense.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10- But you're not. She is. - I'm just trying to be helpful.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13Shaki got me this salsa DVD a couple of Christmases ago

0:18:13 > 0:18:15and the instructor, Xavi...

0:18:15 > 0:18:17He made it really simple.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20- I'll let you borrow it if you like. - I'm teaching my way.

0:18:20 > 0:18:24If you find it too difficult, I suggest you leave.

0:18:24 > 0:18:28- What? You want me to go? - Kim, you can't do that.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32Um, tutor. Platform. Remote control.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35MUSIC PLAYS Now, come on!

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Now, we're going to roll to the side. To your right.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Left. Right. Come on!

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Let's go!

0:18:43 > 0:18:47Pick it up! Pick it up!

0:18:47 > 0:18:48Pull it back!

0:18:48 > 0:18:51- Is she all right?- Yeah, she's fine.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56I'm not going to let the whole Kush thing put me off.

0:18:56 > 0:19:00- There are other blokes out there. - Yes.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02And you'd make a wonderful mother and I've always said so.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05But I wouldn't be a friend if I didn't ask -

0:19:05 > 0:19:08have you thought about the practicalities?

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Women of my size have kids all the time.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13I'm not talking about your size, Donna.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15I'm talking about your lifestyle.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Working all day, and you have to admit,

0:19:17 > 0:19:19you like to let your hair down.

0:19:19 > 0:19:23I'm not going to do that when I've got a baby though, am I?

0:19:23 > 0:19:25You really are serious about this, aren't you?

0:19:25 > 0:19:28More than I've ever been about anything.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Then you go for it.

0:19:31 > 0:19:35I'm behind you 100%, but I'm warning you now,

0:19:35 > 0:19:37I expect to be made godmother!

0:19:39 > 0:19:40Who else?

0:19:42 > 0:19:45Vincent's actually being supportive.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48He's being his normal overprotective self.

0:19:48 > 0:19:53I remember when I took you to Claudette's for the very first time.

0:19:53 > 0:19:57He must have been about... Oh, gosh. 18, 19?

0:19:57 > 0:20:01- Still a big kid. He had one of those...- Yeah, the whoopee cushion!

0:20:01 > 0:20:05He put it on Mum's seat and she sat on it.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07And you both cracked up and that's

0:20:07 > 0:20:10when I knew you were going to be all right living there.

0:20:10 > 0:20:14- Well, I was one of the lucky ones. - Well, you could adopt too.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Nah, I want to be pregnant.

0:20:17 > 0:20:21Plus I've heard they give you great drugs when you give birth.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Look...

0:20:24 > 0:20:29I am an expert at me.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32- But I am useless in relationships. - No, you're not.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34It's fine. I can live with that.

0:20:36 > 0:20:40I don't need a man, but I do need a baby.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43I can't believe I'm jealous of Kim.

0:20:45 > 0:20:46But I am.

0:20:49 > 0:20:50I want what other people have.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54You'll have it.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56And you are wrong.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59I don't care what you say, but you are great in relationships.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01You know what I think?

0:21:01 > 0:21:05You'll have your baby and then without looking for a man,

0:21:05 > 0:21:07one will turn up.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10You'll have your wonderful family.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15Right. I'll leave you to it.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18Les will be finishing up and our programme is on soon.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Thank you, Pam.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24You're a great mate.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Mwah!

0:21:27 > 0:21:29That makes two of us then.

0:21:47 > 0:21:48Birdy!

0:21:51 > 0:21:52You missed a great lesson.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Shame you had to run off like that.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57Did you remember you'd left the iron on?

0:21:57 > 0:22:00Or was it the heated curlers for Les' wig?

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Fancy a chip?

0:22:16 > 0:22:20Paul, how would you feel if I grew a bit of a beard?

0:22:22 > 0:22:25- Another one? - I've not had one before.

0:22:25 > 0:22:29So, what do you call Abi?

0:22:29 > 0:22:34Oh, shut up. I'm being serious. I reckon it'll make me look older.

0:22:34 > 0:22:38I wouldn't want a stubble rash every time we made out.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41Anyway, if you're going to change anything, change your clothes.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43You dress like your dad.

0:22:43 > 0:22:49- No, I don't.- I swear he has that exact same top.- No, he's not.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52And anyway, you need to get rid of that stupid thing in your hair.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55- It keeps my hair out of my eyes. - Do you want some pizza, baby?

0:22:55 > 0:22:57- No!- Look at the state of this place!

0:22:59 > 0:23:01You've not washed up!

0:23:01 > 0:23:06- Um, I was just about to. - You're always just about to.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08- It's not on, Paul! - I should go.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12- I'll call you later.- Yeah.

0:23:23 > 0:23:28Um, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to disrespect you.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30I'll do the washing up and I'll tidy everything.

0:23:32 > 0:23:33How was salsa?

0:23:35 > 0:23:37We left early. I was visiting Donna.

0:23:43 > 0:23:44I'm sorry.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48I don't want to be this nasty old woman,

0:23:48 > 0:23:51shouting at two people who are in love.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56What's the matter, Nan?

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Tell me.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05We...

0:24:05 > 0:24:06We're being blackmailed.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12I'm really sorry, guys.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15The chicken burger's actually off the menu tonight.

0:24:15 > 0:24:19Er, let me just give you a couple of minutes to decide.

0:24:19 > 0:24:24- You OK?- Yeah. Kathy's got Louie, so I thought I'd help you out here.

0:24:24 > 0:24:28- Yeah?- Clearly, I'm the best waitress this place ever had.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Clearly.

0:24:38 > 0:24:39Do you have any idea who?

0:24:41 > 0:24:42I shouldn't have told you.

0:24:42 > 0:24:47Please promise you'll not tell your grandad. He'll be so upset.

0:24:47 > 0:24:51- We need to find out who is behind this.- LES:- I'm home!

0:24:51 > 0:24:52Please, drop it.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54Not a word to your grandad.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56In here.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03Well, that's Mrs Hopkins nicely embalmed.

0:25:06 > 0:25:10- Did you go and see Donna?- Yes. Had a good catch up.

0:25:10 > 0:25:14Paul's just going to do the washing up, aren't you, Paul?

0:25:14 > 0:25:15Yeah.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32You've been crying.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38I've told you not to let that woman get to you.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Hang on, hang on, hang on.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52- OK.- Wait, wait. If you're going to do a selfie, let me do my hair.

0:25:52 > 0:25:56- You are such an idiot. I'm texting Andy.- Oh.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59I'm going to ask him if he wants to take me for a drink or for dinner.

0:26:07 > 0:26:08Bit of birthday cake?

0:26:11 > 0:26:12It's your favourite.

0:26:20 > 0:26:21It's good to see you.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30I'm sorry I haven't been much recently.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32I thought you'd forgotten me.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36Never.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38TEXT ALERT

0:26:45 > 0:26:46That's the sister.

0:26:48 > 0:26:52I told you, Dad, I'm getting closer to Ronnie Mitchell every day.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59She's been no trouble.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01- Are you sure about that? - What? It brightens up the place.

0:27:01 > 0:27:05Leave the crayons and I might do the rest.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Pam came round earlier.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10She thinks I should apply to be market inspector.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12Yeah?

0:27:12 > 0:27:15Didn't really think that would be your bag.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17Well, I like bossing people around.

0:27:17 > 0:27:21Anyway, the money would come in handy.

0:27:21 > 0:27:24- For when I have a baby.- Yeah.

0:27:24 > 0:27:29Like I say, if you decide to go down the donor route, I'll support you.

0:27:29 > 0:27:33- I don't need your money, Vincent. - I meant more than money.

0:27:33 > 0:27:36- I've always been here for you. You know that.- Yeah.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39I know. We were talking about it earlier.

0:27:39 > 0:27:43- You used to call me your number one girl.- Yeah!

0:27:43 > 0:27:48Well, I mean, now you might have to settle for number three girl.

0:27:48 > 0:27:52How about I settle for number two baby mother?

0:27:55 > 0:27:56I'm sorry, what?

0:27:58 > 0:28:02Vincent, you're the only man I've ever trusted.

0:28:02 > 0:28:05You've always told me to go for what I want.

0:28:06 > 0:28:07I want a baby.

0:28:10 > 0:28:12And I want it to be yours.