0:00:26 > 0:00:28Morning!
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Before you ask, we haven't got it yet.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34It's too much money to get hold of so quickly.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Nice try, but I know you and Les can spare plenty of cash,
0:00:37 > 0:00:40what with all your little mark-ups.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43All right. Er.... Give us a bunch of your best buds, Pam.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45I'm going to celebrate Linda's birthday a few days early.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Know what I mean? Don't want to make a big deal, you know,
0:00:47 > 0:00:49- with Peggy's funeral. - That's a Linda, isn't it?
0:00:49 > 0:00:51That's a Linda, that is. Ohh!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Beautiful, beautiful! Thank you.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Er, we're going to have a little spread in the Vic later.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Why don't you come over, raise a glass?
0:00:58 > 0:01:02- I'm not too...- Oh, she'd love to see you and Les. We all would.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- We'll try.- Yeah? Good. Right, here's a score, cop for that, all right?
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Oh, thanks, Mick.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10You could make a proper night of it, get your glad rags on.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Give Les an excuse to dress up!
0:01:12 > 0:01:13SHE LAUGHS
0:01:13 > 0:01:15£1,000 by tomorrow.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Ta-ra.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Nan, sorry, I overslept.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23That's all right, darling.
0:01:23 > 0:01:24You all right?
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Yes.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32- ON RADIO:- 'Brexit, Britain's exit from the EU,
0:01:32 > 0:01:35'has left a sea of confusion in its wake.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38'This historic decision has left many uncertain about the future
0:01:38 > 0:01:39'of their country.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41'The first thing to remember is that the UK will...'
0:01:41 > 0:01:44SHE SWITCHES RADIO OFF Can't listen to this anymore.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46I know, it's driving me mad and all.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Who are they for?
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Oh, little early birthday treat.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55SHE LAUGHS
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Mm, they're lovely.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59SIGHING: I just don't know who to believe.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Is Brexit going to leave us better off or not?
0:02:02 > 0:02:04I don't know, baby. I don't know.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08I'm more agged about last night's result.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10What's it going to do to our takings?
0:02:10 > 0:02:14It's hardly going to be rammo in here, is it? Iceland v France(?)
0:02:14 > 0:02:17First Cameron, now half of Labour's front bench, then Hodgson goes.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21- Talk about rats leaving a sinking ship.- Rats! Rats, the lot of them.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25This country, it's going to do what it does best in a crisis.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Blame everyone else?
0:02:27 > 0:02:28LINDA CHUCKLES
0:02:28 > 0:02:30No. No, we're going to pull together.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Got to admit though, Iceland were the better team.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Yeah, yeah, definitely.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Don't mean I'm going to start eating puffin though,
0:02:36 > 0:02:38while listening to Bjork, does it?
0:02:39 > 0:02:42I better finish getting ready, show must go on I suppose.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Sorry I won't be here later, meeting my new tutor at five.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48No, don't worry about it, it's not like today's my birthday anyway.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Listen, go and get untold of them Welsh flags for downstairs,
0:02:52 > 0:02:54cos we're going to back them boys.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- Least we're still part of the United Kingdom, eh?- For now.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- So, you got your packed lunch? - Yeah, very funny...
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Jack!- Oh, you all right, Roxy?
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Listen, I'll see you over there, yeah?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Look, I ain't got time for this right now.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Anyway, Ronnie's taken Amy to school.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Yeah, well, I just... I got Amy this.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20You really don't get it, do you?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23It's going to take a lot more than that to make up for what you did!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Yeah, all right, but if I could just go and put it...
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Yeah, social services are sending someone over later.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29And I've got to be honest with them,
0:03:29 > 0:03:32I got to tell 'em that I don't think you're fit to look after Amy alone.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35And my solicitor's told me I've got a strong case for full custody.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Jack, there's no need for any of this.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Right, yeah, well, you've left me no choice.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Grandad.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48You going deaf?
0:03:48 > 0:03:49No, what?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Whelks? Have we got any whelks?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Er... Er... No, no, we sold out.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55Get another lot tomorrow.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Sorry, mate.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- Sorry, mate.- You all right?
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Buster?! How wasted were you?
0:04:05 > 0:04:06Shh!
0:04:07 > 0:04:10We just had a bit of a flirt, that's all.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Yeah, and I hope that's as far as you want it to go.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14You need to forget about this!
0:04:16 > 0:04:19You're the one who told me to have some more fun from now on.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Yes, but not with another woman's fella!
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Do you know what I mean? It's... - Er, what's this?
0:04:24 > 0:04:27You've been playing with somebody else's toys?
0:04:27 > 0:04:28This is a private conversation.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Oh, come on! I've been surrounded by pink balloons all morning,
0:04:31 > 0:04:33I could do with a bit of dirt.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34What, is he married?
0:04:34 > 0:04:35As good as.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39- But nothing happened.- Why not?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41All's fair in love and war.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Do you know his missus?
0:04:44 > 0:04:45Yeah.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47What's she like?
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Can be a bit of a battleaxe.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51But, er...
0:04:51 > 0:04:52He's not happy with her.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54He said as much.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Yeah. Well, maybe you've read him wrong.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Kath, what do you think?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Bloke with a partner.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Fair game, or off limits?
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Oh, I dunno. These things are a bit complicated, in't they?
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Oh, no wonder you're all so sexually frustrated!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- I ain't frustrated! - No, nor me!
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Well, he must be straying for a reason.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Oh, can you bring that salmon round to the Vic later on?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19There's nothing but the best for Her Royal Highness Linda.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20They paid for this.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Yeah. Well, I'm here to serve.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25You can't just... What were you thinking?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Look, no pressure, but after last night...
0:05:29 > 0:05:31..I'd hate to think you were avoiding me.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32No, it's not that.
0:05:32 > 0:05:36- It's just I said I'd cover all day, that's all.- Oh, right.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Look, I'll try and get Marie back in for a bit later, OK?
0:05:39 > 0:05:40I'll let you know. OK.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Er... Here.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43THEY CHUCKLE
0:05:47 > 0:05:50You are playing with fire, do you know that?
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Eh? Even if you don't care about Shirley,
0:05:52 > 0:05:55do you really just want to be somebody's, like,
0:05:55 > 0:05:56little bit on the side?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Not forever, but...
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Well, who knows where it might go?
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Buster's not like Umar or Mas, he knows how to have a laugh,
0:06:05 > 0:06:06make a girl feel special.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Look...
0:06:09 > 0:06:13Chances of happiness don't happen that much for us at our age,
0:06:13 > 0:06:16so when something comes along, you've got to grab it!
0:06:19 > 0:06:2060, 80...
0:06:22 > 0:06:23£500?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26That is less than Sharon and I agreed.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Well, she's been doing her homework,
0:06:28 > 0:06:30and reckons you're charging more than you should be.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Deposit reflects what we're willing to pay.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36She should be paying the full amount at this stage!
0:06:36 > 0:06:38If you've got a problem with it, we could always shop around.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42Peggy Mitchell specifically named Coker and Son
0:06:42 > 0:06:45as her funeral director of choice.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48We buried her mother, her father and her late husband.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50But if that means nothing to Sharon,
0:06:50 > 0:06:53she's more than welcome to take her business elsewhere!
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Jumped-up little madam!
0:06:58 > 0:07:01That's no excuse to risk losing business!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- Anyway, she's right. You DID inflate the price.- Not by much!
0:07:04 > 0:07:05We got enough to pay Babe?
0:07:05 > 0:07:08No, not right now. But in a couple of days with a bit of manoeuvring...
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Well, what about that? Least it's something.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12No, we need this to cover costs!
0:07:12 > 0:07:16I'll call the bank, ask them to extend our overdraft. We'll manage.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20I'm sorry again about tonight, Linda,
0:07:20 > 0:07:23but I'm really bogged down with all the final arrangements.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Don't worry. Honestly, if it was down to me I wouldn't be doing anything, but Mick insisted.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29As if creeping closer to 40 is anything to celebrate!
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Don't I know it?!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Some of us have already crossed over to the dark side.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33THEY CHUCKLE
0:07:33 > 0:07:36And I'll have aged another five years after this funeral's over!
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Oh, what else have you got left to do?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Well, I've just got to ring round everyone
0:07:40 > 0:07:43and make sure the flowers go to the right place, and...
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Have you roped in the rest of the family?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47What about Phil's brother? It's Grant, innit?
0:07:47 > 0:07:49I mean, he must be helping?
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Well, you know what men are like, they're useless.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Anyway, Phil should be back any time soon,
0:07:54 > 0:07:55but until then...
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Until then, don't let it get on top of you.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01You're queen of the Mitchell family now, you can handle it!
0:08:01 > 0:08:02Yeah.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05- It's time I banged their heads together.- Yeah!
0:08:05 > 0:08:07- See you later.- Bye.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Oh, yeah, who'd you get that from, then?
0:08:09 > 0:08:10Someone in the know.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- Hold the fort, son. I've got an errand to run.- No worries.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17I know it sounds mad, but it's true!
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Believe you.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20What's true?
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Nothing.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22Well, it didn't sound like nothing.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24No, we're just...
0:08:25 > 0:08:26Listen, I better get back to work.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30- Has Babe been talking to you? - What about, the bet?- Eh?- What bet?
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Look, please don't tell Honey, all right, Pam?
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Look, I wouldn't bet, normally,
0:08:35 > 0:08:37I just had a tip-off from a mate of mine.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40It's 10/1, it's a dead cert. I'm only having a score on it.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Well, what you do with your money, Billy, is your business.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Billy!
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Mr Lawler's waiting.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Yeah, yeah, I'm on it, Les!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51- See you later. - Sorry about that, Bill.- All right.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Well?
0:08:56 > 0:08:59But we're good customers! Why won't they help us?
0:09:00 > 0:09:02I defaulted on the last mortgage payment.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Oh, Les!- I'm sorry, Birdy.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Listen, I've got to go. I'll think of something, I promise.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Yeah, I'll be there.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Look, don't worry, Sharon, OK?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20We'll make sure that every last detail is perfect.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22OK, bye.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Roxy!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Who was that?
0:09:29 > 0:09:30Shh...
0:09:31 > 0:09:32It was the social worker.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35How did it go?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37She kept going on about drugs,
0:09:37 > 0:09:39and how I've got to keep them away from Amy.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42And I told her, you know, I said I've got rid of all of them, but...
0:09:43 > 0:09:46What if Jack's right? What if I am an unfit mother?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48He doesn't really believe that.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50You've got to face him properly.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Just...go over there and be honest.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Tell him how much you want to make amends.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56And if he sees you're serious, he'll listen.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05We've got your money.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06I can give it to you right now.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Good.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Hurry along, then.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10That is half of it.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13And the rest, later in the week.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Birdy...
0:10:15 > 0:10:19Oh, dear! You really don't get how this works, do you?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22I tell you how much I want, and that's what you give me,
0:10:22 > 0:10:24not a penny less.
0:10:24 > 0:10:30Please, Babe, we can't get any more. You're bankrupting us!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- We don't deserve that, we're good people.- Good people...
0:10:34 > 0:10:36..with a grubby little secret.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Deadline just changed.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39I want the money today...
0:10:39 > 0:10:40But we can't!
0:10:40 > 0:10:41£1,000 by 5pm.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44No! It's impossible!
0:10:44 > 0:10:45Should be busy in the pub tonight.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52I could get this enlarged, make sure no-one misses it.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Printers down the road do a one-hour service!
0:10:56 > 0:10:57Five o'clock.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Tick-tock!
0:11:05 > 0:11:07TRAIN RUMBLES
0:11:15 > 0:11:16Ta.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23SHE SIGHS
0:11:25 > 0:11:26So...
0:11:27 > 0:11:29So.
0:11:29 > 0:11:30You know what I think.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34I think you like me.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Huh! Must be your modesty. Ha!
0:11:37 > 0:11:38And I like you.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41And what about Shirley?
0:11:43 > 0:11:45- I don't think you're her type.- (Oh!)
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Look, I've...
0:11:48 > 0:11:52I've never done anything like this to Shirl before.
0:11:53 > 0:11:54It's just because...
0:11:55 > 0:11:57What?
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Well, I don't want to use the word "irresistible"...
0:12:00 > 0:12:01SHE LAUGHS
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Look, Kathy, I just hope we're on the same page.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08If not, you know, put me out of my misery, please.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12I'll give you a day to think about it, eh?
0:12:12 > 0:12:13If I don't hear from you, then...
0:12:15 > 0:12:16..we'll call it quits.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19No harm done, yeah?
0:12:30 > 0:12:31Sharon's money's gone.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Please tell me you didn't give it to Babe?!
0:12:34 > 0:12:35No.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Oh, well, good.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Well, we'll find another way.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40I already have.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45You put it on a horse?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47- All of it?- I had no choice!
0:12:47 > 0:12:50We needed that money for Peggy's funeral!
0:12:50 > 0:12:52You're gambling with our business.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Without our good reputation...
0:12:54 > 0:12:57You didn't care about our reputation when you tried to con Sharon!
0:12:58 > 0:13:01And our business will be destroyed within hours
0:13:01 > 0:13:04if we don't get all that money for Babe right now!
0:13:06 > 0:13:07She wants it by five o'clock.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11Otherwise, she is going to show that photo of you...
0:13:13 > 0:13:15..to the whole pub tonight.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18I had to do something!
0:13:24 > 0:13:25- Ah!- I need some salmon.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29Er... Whole, fillet or steaks?
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- Three steaks, please. Erm... Two large ones.- Yeah.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34That'll keep my boys fit and fed.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36- Yeah, and a little one for you, yeah?- Yeah.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40Erm... I might've eaten a whole pizza after that party.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41Oh!
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Well, it helps soak the booze up, don't it?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Hm! Yeah.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48I don't want to even think how many calories it was.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Oh, leave off, there's nothing of you! Look at you!
0:13:51 > 0:13:52- Charmer.- Yeah.
0:13:52 > 0:13:53THEY CHUCKLE
0:13:53 > 0:13:54So what you up to later?
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Er...
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Linda's drinks in the Vic. I'm doing the buffet.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Pop in!
0:14:00 > 0:14:01I'll see you get a bit extra.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Erm, oh... I'll be back in a minute.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08- You busy later? - No, not especially, why?
0:14:08 > 0:14:09We're going over the Vic.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12I've decided hair of the dog is the best way forward.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15What else you up to?
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Meal for one, book, bed by ten?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21No! Actually, no, I'm...
0:14:21 > 0:14:23more 10.30! Maybe...
0:14:23 > 0:14:25THEY LAUGH
0:14:25 > 0:14:26We're going, no arguments!
0:14:30 > 0:14:32She's in her room, all right, and I ain't bringing her down here.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35I'm not here to see Amy. I need to talk to you, Jack.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36HE SIGHS
0:14:36 > 0:14:37Please?!
0:14:50 > 0:14:51SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
0:14:51 > 0:14:52OK, erm...
0:14:54 > 0:14:56I'm sorry about earlier.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58OK? It was really stupid of me
0:14:58 > 0:15:00to try and fix everything with a hamster.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06I saw the social worker before.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10It was a proper wake-up call.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16I put myself in her shoes, and I looked at me...
0:15:17 > 0:15:19- SHE SIGHS - ..and I saw a bad mother, too.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Things have got to change, Jack, you know, the way...
0:15:25 > 0:15:27the way I'm living my life, it's got to change.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31(Yeah.)
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Jack, you got to help me, OK?
0:15:38 > 0:15:40If you go for full custody,
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Amy's going to want to know why.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46And then what am I meant to tell her?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49That my fiance tried to...
0:15:51 > 0:15:54That my fiance tried to rape me, yeah?
0:15:54 > 0:15:57And that I hated myself so much that I got mixed up in drugs,
0:15:57 > 0:15:59and because of me, she could've died?
0:16:01 > 0:16:05Jack, I don't want her to ever, ever find out any of this stuff!
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Come on, Light Wizard!
0:16:14 > 0:16:15I think he's going to win!
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Come on, Light Wizard. Come on, my son!
0:16:17 > 0:16:20ON RADIO: ..and Light Wizard cross the line together. Photo call!
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- Who got it?- Dunno. Said something about a photo finish.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Here's the result. First: Blast From The Past.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Oh! Stupid mare!
0:16:29 > 0:16:30That's the problem with gambling.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34Don't always pay off.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42I don't know who I've become...
0:16:43 > 0:16:46..but I know I don't like her.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49And, if I don't like myself, how can I expect my daughter to like me?
0:16:52 > 0:16:53Look, you've had a tough year.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57That doesn't mean it's the person you are.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59I don't want it to be. I don't.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01Look, Jack...
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Amy's better off here with you and Ronnie.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09OK? I...
0:17:09 > 0:17:10I can't be a decent mum to her
0:17:10 > 0:17:13until I can feel like a half-decent person myself
0:17:13 > 0:17:16and that's not going to happen around here.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17So what are you saying?
0:17:20 > 0:17:23I think I need to go away and just...
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Just need to sort my head out, Jack.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28- Look, hang on...- No, look, I...
0:17:28 > 0:17:31I can't change anything hanging around here, can I?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Going over and over everything in my head. I need...
0:17:33 > 0:17:35I need space. I need to...
0:17:36 > 0:17:38I need to get my act together.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Oh!
0:17:47 > 0:17:49You shouldn't have done all this!
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Look at her, look!
0:17:50 > 0:17:5439 and still an absolute raving sort!
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Would you stop saying my age over and over!
0:17:57 > 0:17:59You could be 99 and I'd still fancy you.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Oh! Leave off!
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Should yous two still be doing this at your age?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Shut your noise, you.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- So where is this amazing surprise, then?- All in good time.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Go and have a plot. Go on.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15So, er... Where's your contribution?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Oh, don't. I made a right doughnut move.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Wasted it betting on an 'orse.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21- You're such a dry lunch. - Yeah, all right.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23All right, everyone! Come and get it!
0:18:26 > 0:18:27You look different.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30You had your hair done?
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Didn't think you'd notice.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Thought I'd make an effort.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36No, you look nice.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39What are you after?
0:18:39 > 0:18:43I am capable of giving you a compliment now and again.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Look, about last night, I'm sorry.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48If you play your cards right, I'll make it up to you.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Got any sausage rolls, mate?
0:18:50 > 0:18:51Eh?
0:18:51 > 0:18:52Nah.
0:18:52 > 0:18:53DOOR OPENS
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Carmel, this is a bad idea.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Don't be such a grump.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02I'm here for Linda, no-one else.
0:19:02 > 0:19:03Kushy!
0:19:03 > 0:19:05I thought you were having a quiet night in?
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Yeah, I changed my mind.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Erm... Catch you in a bit, OK?
0:19:13 > 0:19:14Where you going? What you doing?
0:19:14 > 0:19:15I'm just going to get some nibbles.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Don't worry.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19I'm not going to shove an apple in me mouth
0:19:19 > 0:19:21and fling myself across the buffet!
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Why don't you circulate a bit yourself?
0:19:23 > 0:19:24Live a little!
0:19:29 > 0:19:30Hello.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Erm... I was reading about this new fish restaurant in Dalston.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35- Oh, yeah?- Thought it might be your thing.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39I've cut out a voucher for it, if you, er, wanted to go.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Look, er, Carmel, that's lovely, but I'm...
0:19:43 > 0:19:47I'm really not in the market for anything other than being mates.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Oh, no! I...
0:19:49 > 0:19:52I didn't mean for us both.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54I'll give it... I'll give it to you, if you like.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56- The voucher.- Yeah!
0:19:59 > 0:20:02- Crossed wires, eh!- Yeah! Totally!
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Look, I would never be anyone's bit on the side. I, er...
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- I've got too much self-respect for that.- Yeah.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Carm... Carmel!
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Maybe I should talk to Babe, try and reason with her.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18We've already tried that.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20There'd be no point in exposing me right now.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22She'd blow any chance of any more payments.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25- We don't know what she's capable of. - Why'd you have to blab to Shirley
0:20:25 > 0:20:28about it being Babe's fault? Why'd you blow the money we needed?
0:20:28 > 0:20:31- Don't you understand what we could lose?- You stupid man!
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Blaming me won't change anything.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Is it because what I did to Hercules?
0:20:39 > 0:20:42No, darling. No!
0:20:42 > 0:20:44OK, it's because of lots of things, but...
0:20:45 > 0:20:46..it is not because of you.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49But you're leaving me.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Not for ever.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53How long?
0:20:53 > 0:20:55I don't know.
0:20:55 > 0:21:00I don't know, but you know you'll be so looked after by your daddy.
0:21:00 > 0:21:01And by Auntie Ronnie.
0:21:02 > 0:21:03You won't miss me.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06I will miss you.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10Listen, you can speak to your mum on my laptop any time you like.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Promise.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13Hey, listen.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Right, do you remember
0:21:16 > 0:21:19when we went to stay with your great-auntie Peggy?
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Remember that? In her villa?
0:21:22 > 0:21:24And, every night, we used to lay by the pool, didn't we,
0:21:24 > 0:21:27and we used to look up at the stars?
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Well, when I've gone,
0:21:29 > 0:21:31I'm going to look at the stars again...
0:21:32 > 0:21:35..and, every time I do, I'm going to think of you.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38Every night?
0:21:39 > 0:21:40Every night.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50Come and look at this.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57You're going to have this to keep you company.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03- It's a hamster! I love hamsters! - Yeah.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04And it's from your mum.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Are you 100% sure about this?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Yeah.
0:22:20 > 0:22:21Look, I feel bad for...
0:22:23 > 0:22:25I feel bad for missing Auntie Peggy's funeral,
0:22:25 > 0:22:27but it's better that I just go now before I change my mind, all right?
0:22:27 > 0:22:31When I get there, I'll call you, I'll let you know where I'm staying.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Here, take this.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38It'll help you get back on your feet.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Go on. It's what Ronnie would do.
0:22:42 > 0:22:43Thank you.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46You going to tell her?
0:22:46 > 0:22:48No.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50No. You know what she's like, all right?
0:22:50 > 0:22:52She won't rest until she's talked me out of it.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Please don't say anything until I'm gone.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Good luck.
0:23:04 > 0:23:05All right if I shoot off?
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Yeah, course.
0:23:08 > 0:23:09Is, erm...
0:23:09 > 0:23:10is Pam all right?
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Only she seems a bit edgy.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Ah, she's...
0:23:15 > 0:23:18taking everything on her shoulders.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19As always.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23And me? Same old story.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Flailing around.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Useless. No idea what to do.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30No!
0:23:31 > 0:23:33You're her rock, aren't you?
0:23:33 > 0:23:35And I reckon that you two are that strong
0:23:35 > 0:23:38you can get through anything.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40And you always have done in the past, haven't you?
0:23:42 > 0:23:43I've got to go.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50- Hiya.- All right?
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Do you fancy coming over tonight?
0:23:52 > 0:23:53Ian's visiting Jane
0:23:53 > 0:23:55so I'm going to be rattling round the house on my own.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Oh, sorry, Mum. I promised Paul a takeaway.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Oh. Not to worry.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Do you know...
0:24:01 > 0:24:04you're good together, you and him.
0:24:04 > 0:24:05Got a better taste in blokes than I ever had.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08I ain't going to argue with that.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Speaking of which, ain't it about time you started looking again?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13You deserve more than that, Mum.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16Not all men are like Gavin and my old man.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Sorry. Don't mind if I join you, do you?
0:24:31 > 0:24:32Your mum did a runner.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Nah, yeah, course.
0:24:34 > 0:24:35Er...
0:24:35 > 0:24:38I didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- About all the training stuff. Just...- What?
0:24:41 > 0:24:44- Just forget I mentioned it. - No, no, no. Let's do it.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45That's if you still want to.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Yes.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Yes, definitely. Let's do it.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Pam! You made it!
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Hello, sweetheart. You all right?
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Pop that there!
0:25:02 > 0:25:03Oh, sorry, Babe. There you go.
0:25:14 > 0:25:15One minute late.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17SHE TUTS
0:25:17 > 0:25:19'Spose I can allow it.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21What was that on the bar?
0:25:21 > 0:25:24No need for you to find out if you've got the cash.
0:25:24 > 0:25:25There is no money.
0:25:26 > 0:25:27Not today.
0:25:27 > 0:25:28But if you give us more time...
0:25:28 > 0:25:31You're out of time.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32And chances.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36What are you going to do?
0:25:36 > 0:25:38MICK: Babe, you going to do the honours?
0:25:39 > 0:25:41It'll be my pleasure!
0:25:42 > 0:25:44(Wait and see.)
0:25:49 > 0:25:51- BELL RINGS - Ladies and gents,
0:25:51 > 0:25:53if I could have your attention!
0:25:53 > 0:25:56It's Linda's birthday in a few days' time
0:25:56 > 0:26:00and we wanted to bring a big smile to her face.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02So, without further ado...
0:26:02 > 0:26:04No! You can't! No! You can't! I won't let you!
0:26:04 > 0:26:06- Pam... Pam...- No!- Oi! Oi!
0:26:06 > 0:26:08GLASS SMASHES
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Pam, have you lost the plot?
0:26:10 > 0:26:13That's the 2003 revival poster, babe.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15I do apologise. Er...
0:26:15 > 0:26:17We've all chipped in to it.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19I'm sorry, Mick. I'm...
0:26:19 > 0:26:21I didn't mean to, Linda.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23I'm so sorry!
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Don't know what her problem was.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Maybe she don't like musicals.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Yeah, hi. Can I, erm,
0:26:33 > 0:26:36get a cab from 47 Albert Square, please?
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Yeah, as quick as you can.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40Cheers.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Yeah.
0:26:57 > 0:26:58OK.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06- That's a nice photo.- Yeah.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08I forget she was a kid once. It's hard to imagine.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Bet she was just as feisty.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Nah, I reckon she was as good as gold,
0:27:12 > 0:27:15and then snuck out to misbehave on the quiet like the rest of us.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17- Just like you!- Don't say that, Ron!
0:27:17 > 0:27:18It's a compliment!
0:27:18 > 0:27:21I know who I'd want on my side in a fight.
0:27:21 > 0:27:22Right, Jack?
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Hm?
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Yeah. Yeah, nice photo.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29- Dad!- Mm-hm.- Can I call Mum?
0:27:29 > 0:27:33I want to show her the bed I made for the hamster.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35- Yeah, not now, darling. - You said I can keep in touch.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Yeah, just not this minute.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Won't her phone work while she's travelling?
0:27:40 > 0:27:41Travelling?
0:27:42 > 0:27:43Where?
0:27:45 > 0:27:49Look, she didn't want me to say anything until she got settled.
0:27:49 > 0:27:50Settled?
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Where's my sister gone, Jack?
0:27:59 > 0:28:01Les?
0:28:01 > 0:28:02Les!
0:28:02 > 0:28:06- I'll see you upstairs! I'm just... - Les, you open this door
0:28:06 > 0:28:08or I'll get someone to break it down!
0:28:17 > 0:28:18Wha...?
0:28:20 > 0:28:21It's just once, I swear.
0:28:23 > 0:28:26I was feeling so much pressure, and when you...
0:28:26 > 0:28:28told me we'd lost the money, I...
0:28:30 > 0:28:34I didn't want to lean on you any more. I wanted to be strong.
0:28:34 > 0:28:36You've done so much for me
0:28:36 > 0:28:39and, today, I wanted to step up for you, prove to you...
0:28:39 > 0:28:41we're still a team.
0:28:41 > 0:28:43A team?
0:28:45 > 0:28:46How can you say that?
0:28:48 > 0:28:52Of all the things that you could do, you choose this?
0:28:53 > 0:28:55You're just as bad as Babe.
0:28:55 > 0:28:56Tormenting me with your...
0:28:58 > 0:28:59- ..your perversion!- Oh, Birdy...
0:28:59 > 0:29:02Don't you "Birdy" me!
0:29:02 > 0:29:04I'm nothing to you, am I?
0:29:04 > 0:29:06Compared to her.
0:29:07 > 0:29:09To Christine. She's the only woman you want.
0:29:09 > 0:29:10Isn't it?
0:29:12 > 0:29:14And she's not even a woman.
0:29:14 > 0:29:16Not a real woman. She's just a...
0:29:17 > 0:29:20..a sick fantasy!
0:29:21 > 0:29:22There!
0:29:23 > 0:29:25What's left now, Les?
0:29:27 > 0:29:30Just a sad, pathetic old man!
0:29:32 > 0:29:33How could you do this to me again?
0:29:36 > 0:29:37- I can't look at you.- Pam!
0:29:39 > 0:29:40HE GROANS
0:29:40 > 0:29:41Les?
0:29:41 > 0:29:43HE GROANS
0:29:43 > 0:29:44Les?
0:29:44 > 0:29:47HE GROANS