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0:00:32 > 0:00:34Oh what, you ain't coming dressed like that?

0:00:34 > 0:00:38Well, you ain't got a T-shirt or something I can borrow, have you?

0:00:38 > 0:00:39I don't do sports gear.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42You sure you want to do this?

0:00:42 > 0:00:44What, you saying I ain't up to it?

0:00:44 > 0:00:46We'll see about that.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52So, "Cokers and Grandson,"

0:00:52 > 0:00:56You could have that in 3D, maybe gold on black?

0:00:56 > 0:00:58That could be your home page.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Do we really need all this newfangled nonsense?

0:01:00 > 0:01:03If it's going to bring in more trade.

0:01:03 > 0:01:04Pam?

0:01:05 > 0:01:06Sorry?

0:01:06 > 0:01:08- Oh, never mind. - I think....

0:01:08 > 0:01:11I think you definitely need a big font, clearer prices,

0:01:11 > 0:01:13no hidden charges.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15You could even do online bookings for appointments?

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Oh, no... We're not a hair salon!

0:01:17 > 0:01:20But we have to move with the times, Les.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22- You know that. - Your nan's bang on.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24People hate picking up the blower these days.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26You could even do reviews.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Oh, now we're sounding like a B&B.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Those reviews can ruin you!

0:01:30 > 0:01:32We've made our decision.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34We are going and leaving them to it.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36You must let the boys make their own choices.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38For the site.....

0:01:38 > 0:01:40I was thinking maybe we could get photos of all of you.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Give it that personal touch.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46It's a good idea, Grandad. It shows that we're a nice family business.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Great! When do I start?

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Well I never said I wanted you to start at all!

0:01:50 > 0:01:53- Grandad! - He is the manager, remember?

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Ah, well, no time like the present, I suppose.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Right, I'll just nip home and get my camera, then.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Er, no, Billy. You're the one who isn't listening.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11You've always had cloth ears when it comes to Janet.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Oi, Bill? You up for a kick about later?

0:02:13 > 0:02:14Oh, why not?

0:02:14 > 0:02:17He's got nothing better to do, seeing he's now unemployed.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Yeah, well, I've just gotta get him off that thing, ain't I?

0:02:20 > 0:02:21You can try.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Yeah. And he needs something decent inside him, rather than that muck.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28I've gotta take Will to the dentist, but we'll come and find you....yeah?

0:02:28 > 0:02:30- Nice one mate. - See you.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35You all right?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Why is he so pig-headed, Jack?

0:02:37 > 0:02:40I mean, we knew this was coming. We knew we had to consider

0:02:40 > 0:02:43our options when it comes to secondary school with Janet.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45We're just having to do it sooner than we thought.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47I'll have a word with him, if you like?

0:02:47 > 0:02:49I just don't know what's got into him!

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Tearing a strip off that teacher, walking out on his job,

0:02:51 > 0:02:53I mean, who does that?

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Leave it with me, I'll get him sorted.

0:02:55 > 0:02:56Cheers.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Trouble is, he thinks he's put a stop to the blackmail.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04- Not now, Les! - We got to talk about it some time.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06You were tossing and turning all night.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08It's getting to you, not telling him.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09I still think I made the right choice.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Yeah, although it isn't really our choice to make.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13It's too late now. Jenny's gone,

0:03:13 > 0:03:15and I couldn't get in touch with her even if I wanted to.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Right, OK, so maybe we just get everyone over here.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Er, Les, maybe put your arm around Pam.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Right, no pouting, all right?

0:03:25 > 0:03:26I do not pout.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Only every time you see a camera.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31What's all this?

0:03:33 > 0:03:37I'm designing a new website for the Cokers. They're rebranding.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38- SCOFFS - "Rebranding?"

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Well, Pam and Les, they're moving away,

0:03:43 > 0:03:45and those two are going to be running the business.

0:03:47 > 0:03:48Cosy.

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Abs...

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Oi, lend me a fiver?

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Shouldn't you be at school?

0:03:54 > 0:03:55Oh, chill, I've got my work placement.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57I just need some money to top up.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Ben, could you maybe get in a bit more?

0:03:59 > 0:04:01- Yeah.- Yeah, squish in, handsome.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04Aw, look at you two.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08Only seems like yesterday he was wrapping himself up in tinfoil,

0:04:08 > 0:04:11and making up dance routines to Lady Gaga.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Go away.

0:04:13 > 0:04:14Er, 'scuse me?

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Tinfoil? Wow, you're full of surprises.

0:04:21 > 0:04:22You better believe it.

0:04:22 > 0:04:26That's it, everyone. Say cheese. ALL: CHEESE!

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Is this the best you could do?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Well, you said something comfortable, didn't you?

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Yeah, well, I suppose Ed would approve...

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Hey. All right, ladies? Didn't know you were coming, Shirl.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Denise roped me in to it, didn't you?

0:04:38 > 0:04:42- Oh, what, take the heat off you a bit?- Yeah, maybe.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Right, come on, let's get warmed up, then, shall we?

0:04:44 > 0:04:48Let's do a few lunges, yeah? Right, come on.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52Come on. There you go, nice and low. That's it.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56DOOR CLOSES

0:05:00 > 0:05:04Oh, I thought you'd be busy with your new mates?

0:05:04 > 0:05:06I'm starting my own business.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09They just happen to be my first clients.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Well, lucky you. At least one of us is hitting the big time.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Well, you've got the vets.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16What, answering the phone and pooper scooping

0:05:16 > 0:05:18while they look down their noses at me?

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Yeah, I'm living the dream(!)

0:05:20 > 0:05:22It'll pick up, Abs. It always does.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25At least you got your big sister back now.

0:05:28 > 0:05:29Ta, mate.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32What you up to later, sis?

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Hmmm, DJ night? Nah, I'm shaving my legs.

0:05:35 > 0:05:39Wow, that's cold as ice. Er, how about I chuck in

0:05:39 > 0:05:41some free drinks if you come before nine?

0:05:41 > 0:05:43- Can't be fairer than that, c'mon. - All right.

0:05:45 > 0:05:46Yeah, look at it. Mmm.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Pam, I know this is going to be hard to talk about,

0:05:52 > 0:05:54but I'm sorry, you're going to have to come clean.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55Sorry....?

0:05:55 > 0:05:58My Billy loved his job. Why on earth would he walk out?

0:05:58 > 0:06:03He didn't. Not exactly. We just couldn't afford to keep him on.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05We're having a bit of a bad patch.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09- That's not what he told me. - No, well we asked him to keep quiet.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Bad business is bad for business, as Les would say.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15- So it isn't his fault? - Not at all.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Brilliant(!) I've had a right go at him.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19He's probably trying to be loyal.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Yeah, that's my Billy. Loyal as you like.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24I'm sorry about this, Honey.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27And you know, if circumstances change, then...

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Yeah, yeah, I know, Pam. Well, I'd better get off.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31I don't want to lose my job and all.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Oh, don't forget these.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37Oh, thanks. Just picked up a few bits for Jack.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Do you know what? His little boy's mother has practically let

0:06:40 > 0:06:41him fend for himself.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44He's eating all sorts. Chocolate, crisps, fizzy drinks.

0:06:44 > 0:06:45She couldn't care less.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Isn't it awful?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49My Laurie always had a proper breakfast

0:06:49 > 0:06:52and a dinner to come home to. Paul as well.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Mmm. Well, giving them what they want is easy. Less earache.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57But if you love them, you don't take the easy option,

0:06:57 > 0:06:58you take the right one.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Do anything for our kids, wouldn't we, Pam, eh?

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Go to the moon and back.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Hey. Guess who's gone and got herself the job?

0:07:10 > 0:07:12I am designing the Cokers' new website.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15I know it don't sound like much but it's a start, innit?

0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Yeah, congratulations! - I knew you could do it.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Do you fancy going to The Albert later? Ian will babysit.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Er, no, it's my night off, I'm going to spend it with Lee.

0:07:24 > 0:07:25Bring Lee with us!

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Oh, come on, it's been ages since we've had a night out, Whit.

0:07:28 > 0:07:29And I need to cheer up Abi.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31She's been on a downer for ages...

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Ah, Lee, er, you'll come out with us later, won't you?

0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Whitney's up for it. - Er, I didn't say that!

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Yeah, sounds sweet. John boy!

0:07:41 > 0:07:42Oh, Johnny? Yes!

0:07:42 > 0:07:46Johnny. You'll come out to The Albert, won't you?

0:07:46 > 0:07:47You look like you could do with a drink.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50A drink? I need the whole bottle after working in hell's kitchen.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Well, don't go getting in a state.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55You lot are in charge tomorrow while we're at this horrific wedding.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57And by the way, this hell hole is keeping you in uni.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Yeah, well, let's hope they let me back in September.

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Get me out of here.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03You'll have passed your exams with bells on.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05You always were the brains of this family.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Does someone think it's break time?

0:08:07 > 0:08:09There's prawns in there need peeling.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Oh, there's an offer I can't refuse(!)

0:08:11 > 0:08:12You'll have to up your game tomorrow.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16We've 15 from Dot's church in for the PCC lunch.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Doing a nice fish pie.

0:08:18 > 0:08:19They love a bit of fish on a Friday.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Just kill me, please. It'll be kinder.- Oh, bless.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25My little sausage just weren't cut out for slaving over a hot stove.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28- Abi loved that job, more than the vets.

0:08:28 > 0:08:29Yeah, she did.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Let's get her back, then.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Please! I'm begging you.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37She was a good little worker. I'll say that for her.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Well, it's a shame the way things worked out.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43Ain't it just. Lord only knows how we'll cope with the rush tomorrow.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Yeah, well I don't think it's a good idea, anyway.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47She's a bit full-on, you know.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Lee, don't be nasty. She's our mate.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Yeah, everyone has their moments, don't they?

0:08:51 > 0:08:54And everyone deserves a second chance in my book.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57But that's me. Always did have a big heart.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04All right, bring her in. I'll have a word.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Yes, handsome, what can I get you?

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Nice and low. Keep your thighs strong, right?

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Back straight, chest up, yeah. Keep your heels to the ground,

0:09:13 > 0:09:15and keep that bottom tucked in a little bit, all right?

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Shirl, what you doing?

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Giving my lungs a workout.

0:09:18 > 0:09:19Look, if you don't want to be here...

0:09:19 > 0:09:22- Ow! Ow! - Ooh, you all right?

0:09:22 > 0:09:26- Yeah.- Yeah?- No, no. I think it's... It must be cramp, I think.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Is it OK? Let me have a look at that. Yeah. I got it,

0:09:28 > 0:09:31I got it, its OK. Just try and relax.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33- How does that feel? All right? - Yeah..

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Cramp!

0:09:36 > 0:09:40You just wanted to feel a bit of muscle, didn't you, Dee?

0:09:40 > 0:09:41Any time.

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Going to give me a rub down now?

0:09:42 > 0:09:45You haven't used any muscles, Shirl, yet, have you?

0:09:45 > 0:09:46Except for your tongue.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Yep, sorry, can't do this.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Nah, fine, we'll call it a day, shall we? Same time tomorrow?

0:09:51 > 0:09:54No, I mean I can't... I can't do this, you know? All of it.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58I've had enough. I gotta go.

0:09:58 > 0:09:59Denise, where you going?

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Pam?

0:10:13 > 0:10:17I should have done this years ago. Jenny sent them.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21She wanted to see Paul, but we'd just lost our son,

0:10:21 > 0:10:24and I wasn't going to lose our grandson too.

0:10:26 > 0:10:31She's been writing? All this time?

0:10:32 > 0:10:38The letters stopped when we moved here, and I felt safe again.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41- Until... - Oh, Birdie.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46How could you keep a secret like that from Paul?

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Well, you know all about secrets. You tell me.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52That was uncalled for.

0:10:52 > 0:10:57I spent all these years feeling the way I did, but...

0:10:59 > 0:11:03now she seems different.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09- Mature. - People can change.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12I thought I was doing the right thing for Paul.

0:11:12 > 0:11:16But if I have, then why can't I look him in the eye?

0:11:19 > 0:11:24No fillings. At least the dentist thinks I'm doing something right.

0:11:24 > 0:11:25Look, mate, about Janet...

0:11:25 > 0:11:27this teacher must know what he's on about.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30I'm not moving her out of that school. It's good for her.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Don't you think you should at least have a chat about it?

0:11:32 > 0:11:34You know, see what Janet thinks?

0:11:34 > 0:11:37"Special" schools. She don't want to be special.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39She just wants to be like everyone else.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41I think you'll find the term is "specialist."

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Dad, are you playing or what? This is well lame.

0:11:44 > 0:11:49- Come on, son. It's time to warm up...- In a minute.

0:11:49 > 0:11:53You know, when I drop her off at them school gates, I feel so proud.

0:11:53 > 0:11:54I've been a loser all my life, Jack,

0:11:54 > 0:11:56and I've missed out on a lot of things,

0:11:56 > 0:11:59- and I'm not having that happen to her.- No, I get that.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02But her going to the right school don't mean she's going to be

0:12:02 > 0:12:03missing out, does it?

0:12:03 > 0:12:07She's going to be getting everything she needs.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Come on, Dad! We've only got ten minutes!

0:12:11 > 0:12:16I don't think you got much choice, mate. Right, that.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Just this one, mind, then I've got to get back to work.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Am I going to get that back?

0:12:23 > 0:12:26Maybe. So how's your cramp?

0:12:26 > 0:12:28You made such a song and a dance about that.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30You couldn't wait to get away.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32All right, ladies.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35I hear my Kushy's been putting you through the mill.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38- Ah, what's all this? - Don't ask!

0:12:38 > 0:12:41Oh, they've had a personal training session with my boy.

0:12:41 > 0:12:45Anyway, look, these sports bras have just come in.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48Three quid or two for a fiver. Stop the sag.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51- You been training with Kush? - Well, we were,

0:12:51 > 0:12:53but Pepsi here, she's not as fit as she thought.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Well, you will be, if you stick at it.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57My boy's as fit as a butcher's dog.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00Oh, yeah, yeah, you've got to keep at it.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02If you want to feel good about yourself.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05I know, and I do. But this isn't about Buster.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Yeah, well, who don't want to feel a few years younger, eh?

0:13:09 > 0:13:12Or feel someone a few years younger!

0:13:12 > 0:13:14I see you put your hair back to normal. Hair looks better.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20Mind you, there's a lot to be said for experience in a bloke.

0:13:20 > 0:13:21You got someone in mind?

0:13:21 > 0:13:25No, I'm just saying, age is just a number, innit?

0:13:25 > 0:13:29I mean, I can do things now I never even imagined in my twenties.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31What? Knitting?

0:13:32 > 0:13:33I'm going to the khazi.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36All those lunges are playing havoc with my pelvic floor.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39I'd better get going and all.

0:13:39 > 0:13:43- Er, Dee.- Yep?- Erm, that stuff with Buster, it was just, er...

0:13:43 > 0:13:46- a moment of madness. - Tell me about it.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49- You won't...?- Look, whatever you get up to, you know, it's not

0:13:49 > 0:13:50really any of my business.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53I'm not in the mood for a nuclear war this week.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58Abi! Just the person.

0:13:58 > 0:13:59Why, what do you want?

0:13:59 > 0:14:00Oh, that's charming(!)

0:14:00 > 0:14:03I hope you won't speak to my punters like that,

0:14:03 > 0:14:06if you decide to say yes.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Say yes to what?

0:14:08 > 0:14:13We'd really like it if you came back, wouldn't we, Babe?

0:14:13 > 0:14:15- What? - Put all that palaver in the past.

0:14:15 > 0:14:16That's great, ain't it?

0:14:16 > 0:14:19You can work around your shifts at the vets. Get some extra cash.

0:14:19 > 0:14:20Yeah, we'll have a right laugh.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Not that much of a laugh, mind.

0:14:22 > 0:14:26Say yes. Set me free from my misery.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29Erm, yeah. Yeah, all right, then!

0:14:29 > 0:14:32See? Now we have two reasons to celebrate.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Er, tell you what, why don't we have a drink here like we used to,

0:14:35 > 0:14:37then we'll all head down to The Albert?

0:14:38 > 0:14:40- Yeah, OK.- I'm in.

0:14:40 > 0:14:41- Great.- Cool.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45- Will back in school? - Yep.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Look, I just popped out, Denise is holding the fort, but...

0:14:48 > 0:14:52Look, I just came to say I'm sorry. Not about Janet.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54I meant what I said there.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57You really should have told me what went on with the Cokers.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00- So you know?- Yeah. Pam's told me what Les has done.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03I just don't understand why it's such a big secret, though.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05It's nothing to be ashamed of, really.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07You having a laugh?

0:15:07 > 0:15:10No. You can't treat these things like they're dirty.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12It's best to put it out there in the open.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Especially where your mates are concerned, eh?

0:15:15 > 0:15:18- I know it can't be good for business but...- You can say that again!

0:15:18 > 0:15:20But he's had to do what he had to do, I guess.

0:15:21 > 0:15:25Till business picks up and they can afford to take you back.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29Hang on, what exactly did Pam tell you?

0:15:29 > 0:15:30That Les had to let you go.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32They can't pay your wages.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Billy, what are we going to do?

0:15:34 > 0:15:36I mean, we've got enough going on as it is...

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Well, erm...

0:15:39 > 0:15:43Now you know, there's something that I wanted to say to you too.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46- Can I have a cake? - I already told you.

0:15:46 > 0:15:50I shouldn't have banged on about Janet like I did.

0:15:50 > 0:15:54I wasn't listening, and it's not just my decision.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59So I'm sorry. Tea, please.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08Refined sugars? After training?

0:16:08 > 0:16:09Yeah?

0:16:11 > 0:16:14You got any idea how many calories there are in... ?

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Ah, forget about it. How are your legs?

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Bit wobbly.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Mmm, yeah, I have that effect on ladies, actually.

0:16:20 > 0:16:24They just fall at my feet. What can I do?

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Look, erm... It's not that, erm...

0:16:26 > 0:16:28..I don't want to train with you.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Cos I do, and that. I really do.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33- Really? - Yeah. But it's just,..

0:16:33 > 0:16:36it was harder to hack than I thought.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40I'll try harder next time.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43Next time? I'm going to have to see if I've got any slots available.

0:16:43 > 0:16:44Eh?

0:16:45 > 0:16:47How's tomorrow lunchtime?

0:16:48 > 0:16:51Yeah, well, won't bring Shirl this time.

0:16:51 > 0:16:55Just you and me, then. Yeah. I like the sound of that.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Do you think I've overdone my fake tan?

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Look, I miss Italy, yeah?

0:17:15 > 0:17:17- Everyone bronzed and exotic. - Excuse me, we're exotic.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Erm, I'm sorry, babes, but you're about as exotic as...

0:17:20 > 0:17:22- Pie and mash? Yeah, I know. - That's a bit harsh.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25I mean I was thinking more like you know, like, pickled egg.

0:17:25 > 0:17:26- What?- Bit tart. - What?

0:17:26 > 0:17:28All right, I meant spicy!

0:17:28 > 0:17:30I wouldn't mind a bit of exotic myself.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Really? No, I'm happy with my Londoner.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Oh, that reminds me, guys, the boys are going to meet us there.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38I thought it'd be nice to, you know, have some girl time.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Just like the good old days, eh? But with better hair.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43- Yeah, and less vodka in me. - Oh, speak of the devil.

0:17:43 > 0:17:44How them lashes feel, all right?

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Oh, yeah, do they look natural?

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Well, you know, in a kind of sort of Drag Race kind of way.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51- Well, I think they're amazing! - Thank you.

0:17:51 > 0:17:52You look gorgeous, Abi. Honestly.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Ah, wait till you get out there tonight, Abs.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Blokes won't know what's hit them.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58I hope so. I don't want to be the only sad spinster.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Hey, we're not sad, we're choosy.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Well, I hope both of you get pick of the blokes tonight.

0:18:05 > 0:18:10- Cheers to that.- Cheers. - Johnny, that is so strong!

0:18:10 > 0:18:13- What?- Well, I'll have it.

0:18:16 > 0:18:23Paul, your father would be so proud. Managing the family business.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25And I know you are going to make a go of it.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27I know you are.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30Well, let's just hope I can make you two proud.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Oh, you do that every day.

0:18:32 > 0:18:36If I got any prouder, my heart would burst.

0:18:36 > 0:18:37Nan!

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Oh, I didn't mean to embarrass you in front of Ben.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43Nah, please, carry on. It's... It's nice.

0:18:45 > 0:18:50I am going to make this work. You know, not just for us,

0:18:50 > 0:18:53but I want to repay you for everything you've done,

0:18:53 > 0:18:54my whole life.

0:18:54 > 0:18:58Oh, don't be silly! We were doing our job

0:18:58 > 0:19:00No. You were doing Mum's job.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Er, this pork's nice and moist.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09Nothing is as straightforward as it seems.

0:19:11 > 0:19:15Pass the, er, salt, please, Ben. Ah, thank you.

0:19:16 > 0:19:20Anyway, what I mean is... You two are the best.

0:19:23 > 0:19:27I've got the best family in the world on this table right now.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34You're not allowed salt. You know that.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Here you go, guys, enjoy.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Ah. Looking good, all of you.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Glad you noticed. Don't look too bad yourself.

0:19:46 > 0:19:47You not having that, babe?

0:19:47 > 0:19:50No. I don't want to be as drunk as Abi, look at her!

0:19:51 > 0:19:52Sure you're all right?

0:19:52 > 0:19:55I'm fine, why wouldn't I be?

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Not been a bad day, has it, Abs?

0:19:57 > 0:19:59I got myself a little job, you're back in The Vic.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Yeah, not forever, though.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03I'm still going to be a veterinary nurse one day.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Oh, Abs, do you know what? I would rather sweat it out in

0:20:05 > 0:20:08- Babe's kitchen than have me hand up a cow's backside.- Anyway, we've all

0:20:08 > 0:20:11got to dream. Don't want to be stuck around Walford forever.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Oi, oi, oi, what's the matter with Walford? With your family, yeah?

0:20:13 > 0:20:17Yeah, that's all I've ever wanted, a family of me own.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Well, Linda was practically begging me.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21I mean, Babe needs me in that kitchen.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24Right, then, so don't go mucking it up for yourself and getting drunk.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27Lauren put a really good word in for you.

0:20:28 > 0:20:29Lauren?

0:20:34 > 0:20:35Ah, nice one, mate.

0:20:35 > 0:20:39- I reckon Roxy would've said no if it had just been me.- Yeah?

0:20:39 > 0:20:43Er, what was with that file I saw the other week?

0:20:44 > 0:20:47I mean, photos of her, I get, kind of.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50But her sister? What's that all about?

0:20:50 > 0:20:52I tell you what it's all about.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56Absolutely none of your business, mate. You got that?

0:20:56 > 0:20:59- Here you go. - Thank you.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03All right. Good evening, ladies and gentleman. And, as promised,

0:21:03 > 0:21:06- drinks are on the house. - Oh, cheers.

0:21:06 > 0:21:07What, just the one?

0:21:07 > 0:21:09We'll be carrying you home.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11I think you should be so lucky, mate!

0:21:11 > 0:21:14I'm only staying an hour or so. Best behaviour at all times.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17- That's me. - Yeah, right!

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Right, come on, then. You got me here, let's dance.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Come on. Come on.

0:21:23 > 0:21:24I can't believe you did that!

0:21:24 > 0:21:27I only mentioned that you liked working there.

0:21:27 > 0:21:28It's not a big deal.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31Oh, Abi, who cares how you got the job? You've got it now.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34Well, there was me thinking that they actually wanted me back.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36But all of you lot were laughing at me.

0:21:36 > 0:21:37No, they do want you back!

0:21:37 > 0:21:40Pfft. Yeah, whatever!

0:21:40 > 0:21:42- Oi, watch it! - You watch it, idiot!

0:21:45 > 0:21:46Why do I bother?

0:21:47 > 0:21:50- Here you are, Rox, give us a hand with these.- Yep.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02- Hey.- You all right? - Yes, cheers.- Cheers.

0:22:05 > 0:22:09I am sick of being treated like a loser.

0:22:09 > 0:22:10I'm not a loser.

0:22:11 > 0:22:12Tell me about it!

0:22:15 > 0:22:16People underestimate us.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20I suppose that's another thing we got in common, eh?

0:22:22 > 0:22:23Another thing?

0:22:24 > 0:22:28You know what I mean. That night, under there, when we...

0:22:28 > 0:22:30What you talking about that for?

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Well, I'm just saying, that sh... Oh!

0:22:33 > 0:22:35It's our little secret...

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Yeah, it better be.

0:22:38 > 0:22:39Oh, chill out, will you?

0:22:39 > 0:22:43You were hardly worthy of headline news.

0:22:43 > 0:22:44Whit's looking for you. - Ta.

0:22:47 > 0:22:51What do you think your playing at? All over Whitney's bloke?

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Oh, I'm not allowed to speak to Lee, now, am I?

0:22:53 > 0:22:55- No, not like that. - Oh, give me a break!

0:22:55 > 0:22:57I thought we were supposed to be having fun,

0:22:57 > 0:22:59celebrating your amazing new job.

0:22:59 > 0:23:03I didn't sort this night out for me, I did it for you!

0:23:03 > 0:23:04Oh, really?

0:23:04 > 0:23:06Is that what this is? You invited all of them out,

0:23:06 > 0:23:09and they're pretending to be my mates?

0:23:09 > 0:23:11I wanted to cheer you up, Abi.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Well, I think we can safely say you failed, then.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Right, that's it, we're going home.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Babe, I'm taking Abi home.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21You're taking Abi home? What am I, four?

0:23:21 > 0:23:23You can't make me, Lauren!

0:23:23 > 0:23:26All right, then. OK, go on. Go throw yourself at Lee!

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Give yourself another reason to mess up your job

0:23:28 > 0:23:30before you've even started.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35- Um... - Move.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38Actually, babe, sorry, can we go?

0:23:38 > 0:23:41- I don't really feel in a party mood any more.- Yeah, please.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43- Right, boys, we're off, all right? See you later.- See you.

0:23:48 > 0:23:53Well, well, well. A coffin with your own photograph on.

0:23:53 > 0:23:54What's the world coming to?

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Don't forget your cocoa.

0:24:03 > 0:24:07It's not worth torturing yourself.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Like I said, it's too late.

0:24:10 > 0:24:15Well, I lied. Jenny did give me her number.

0:24:19 > 0:24:23I'm going to put it right. I'm going to tell him tomorrow.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Shh! You're going to wake up Grandma Dot.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42- I was having fun. - Yeah, a bit too much.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45Yeah, well. Shame we can't all be as perfect as you.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50Yeah. Yeah. You'll thank me in the morning.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Something wrong with you, I'm telling you.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58Oh, right, er,... Thanks for walking me home, and for the chips.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00Mm. Thanks for not lamping me this time.

0:25:00 > 0:25:01- Do you want a bite of my saveloy? - No.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08OK, look, erm... You better get back to Donna and Kyle,

0:25:08 > 0:25:11- and my duvet's calling me. - Oh.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15Yeah, I think I can hear it calling me, too.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19- What, not even a coffee? - Cafe's open!

0:25:21 > 0:25:22Your loss.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50You're so drunk! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56- What you like? - I need the toilet.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59Lee, no. No, that's not the toilet, is it?

0:25:59 > 0:26:02No, don't wee on my clothes.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04- Wait. - Oh, Whit, guess what?

0:26:04 > 0:26:06What?

0:26:06 > 0:26:08I really, really fancy...

0:26:10 > 0:26:13- Ah, yeah.- ..a little nightcap. Do you fancy going to get it for me?

0:26:13 > 0:26:17I fancy you going to the bathroom, please. Go to the bathroom.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19- All right. - Thank you!

0:26:19 > 0:26:21- Oh, Whit? - What?

0:26:22 > 0:26:24I really love you.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28I love you too, idiot!

0:26:50 > 0:26:52TOILET FLUSHES

0:26:56 > 0:26:59You can't speak for m...

0:26:59 > 0:27:04You can't speak for me. All right, put me to bed.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06I don't need a carer, Lauren, I'm not a baby!

0:27:08 > 0:27:11I am sorry that you are mad at me, but I was only trying to help.

0:27:11 > 0:27:13You know that.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15Well, maybe one day, I won't need help, eh?

0:27:15 > 0:27:19I can find my own job, have my own mates, find a decent bloke,

0:27:19 > 0:27:22be lucky like you and Whitney.

0:27:22 > 0:27:23Oh, come on.

0:27:24 > 0:27:27What, that's why you were throwing yourself at Lee tonight?

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Because... Cos you're jealous?

0:27:29 > 0:27:32I wasn't throwing myself at him!

0:27:32 > 0:27:34Oh, you're always the same, Abs. You never learn.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37You always want what you can't have!

0:27:37 > 0:27:40You know that Lee loves Whitney.

0:27:40 > 0:27:41He would never go anywhere near you.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43Well, he already did!

0:27:43 > 0:27:45What?

0:27:45 > 0:27:47Me and Lee had sex,

0:27:47 > 0:27:50so maybe they ain't a perfect couple after all.