0:00:44 > 0:00:46Yeah? Erm, is Mark in, Mr Beale?
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Yeah. Mark! Birthday boy's here.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51You get me a present!?
0:00:51 > 0:00:52How was your day with your dad?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54"Happy Birthday, Shaks"?
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Sorry... Oi. Come. Say "party".
0:00:56 > 0:00:58PARTAAAY!
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Yes, right. That should get the traffic going on social media.
0:01:01 > 0:01:02Now come, catering.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Courtney, please go to the party with her.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08IS this why you asked me over? It'll be lame.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10His mum's going to be there.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Louise is too young to be on her own. I don't...
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Have you seen this? Shaks posted it five seconds ago.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18It's already got 30 likes. Look.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Partaaay!
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Someone jealous?
0:01:22 > 0:01:25As if. I get enough likes.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Can I go to Stratford?
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Dad's given me money for a new dress but he said to ask you first.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31Only if Courtney goes with you.
0:01:34 > 0:01:35Ohh. Yesssss!
0:01:38 > 0:01:42I snogged Danny Stewart at my first party.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Then threw up all over his shoes.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Maybe you'd better put sheets down.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49After I've hidden the valuables.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Thanks for letting him have it here.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54What with my course and everything, I just...couldn't keep up.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59One minute, "no party", next, "our place is too small!"
0:01:59 > 0:02:03It's my pleasure. Bit old for balloons, though, ain't he?
0:02:03 > 0:02:04He asked for them!
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Obviously not in a hurry to grow up after all.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Girls like balloons. They're non-threatening.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13It makes them feel more relaxed.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Relaxed girls are more... well...
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Oi - have you done your playlists?
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Yeah. I've thought about them.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24Mark! Did you see how FIT Bex looked the other day?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26That's not going to go unnoticed.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27Vultures will literally circle.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30And I'm talking older guys with cars and real IDs.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34So that's why you changed your mind about having a party...
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Well, if it's not legit, then I'm going to lose her, not my virginity.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40You're putting way too much pressure on this. What's the rush?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Says the guy that comes from the country that invented
0:02:42 > 0:02:46doing things quickly. Space race? What is the rush? Arms race?
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Let the Russians have it, man.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50I don't have any money. How do you know about that stuff?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Because this party's an arms race.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56It has to be the best, talked about for years to come.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58The party that won Bex.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03So this is the new look that everyone's raving about.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Hardly.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Playlists are literally everything.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09You get the right songs, in the right order...and you're in.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14You coming up to Stratford?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Dad gave me money for a new dress.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18No, I'm going to get ready with Stacey.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Oh, it's the birthday boy!
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Happy birthday!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Have fun with your dad? Yeah, I got some buff kicks as well.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Aren't you going to say anything about the new look?
0:03:29 > 0:03:31I already seen it.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32You going to this party?
0:03:32 > 0:03:33He's my superstar DJ.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Flown in from America specially.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37It's just a party.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41I was a teenage boy once. I know what's going on in his head.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Well, you'll just have to trust your daughter, won't you?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Plus Carmel's going anyway and there's a ban on booze. So...
0:03:47 > 0:03:49As if you can get alcohol!
0:03:49 > 0:03:53Oi! Shush! If you don't want any, then... No, that'd be sick!
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Saves me the bother. Maybe this party won't be so bad.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58I'll see you guys at seven, yeah? Don't be late.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05And how you going to get alcohol?
0:04:05 > 0:04:06Hmmm.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09How is a 16-year-old boy going to buy drink armed with nothing more
0:04:09 > 0:04:10than a 20-year-old mate?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Oi! Get off my stuff!
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Roxy said you were sleeping here.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Is a playground appropriate digs for someone in your position?
0:04:24 > 0:04:27I take it you ain't registered an address with the police yet?
0:04:27 > 0:04:28What do you want?
0:04:28 > 0:04:31So now Shaki is her style guide, and I'm out of a job!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34What you two saying? You coming to this party tonight?
0:04:34 > 0:04:38Depends if Jay can find someone to watch his stuff while we're out.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39You are not sleeping here!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41A playground?
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Bruv, come home.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Before the Old Bill do you for breaching the terms.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Phil won't let me, will he?
0:04:46 > 0:04:49He don't care about me, don't care about where I sleep.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Maybe not.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52But he cares about me.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00It's birthday boy! Hello, birthday boy! Get off, man!
0:05:00 > 0:05:02I thought Dad was taking you out today?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04He was but he dropped me back early to sort out the party.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Right. Where are these sickeningly expensive trainers he got you, then?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09At home. The restaurant was well spenny too.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10And we had wine.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Shakil! Ah, just the man.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14All right?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17I just wanted to give you a little bit of friendly advice
0:05:17 > 0:05:21about this party of yours, and there not being any alcohol there.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Right.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24If this gets into the wrong hands...
0:05:24 > 0:05:27No danger! You can count on me, guv'nor!
0:05:27 > 0:05:30That's terrible, that is. Awful, in fact.
0:05:30 > 0:05:31No. I mean it. Seriously.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33No-one touches this
0:05:33 > 0:05:35unless they remember Bill Clinton in the White House.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Good boy.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38Mind how you go. Go on.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42I swear, Mr Fowler, no booze, on my life.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47On your life, then. Cos Rebecca means everything to me.
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Remember that.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Look, try to stay calm.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55I found him sleeping rough, Dad.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Well, you should have left him to it.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59I thought you might say that.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Wait out back, yeah? I won't be long.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Jay...
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Don't put too much mascara on...
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Shaki's a bit too keen on the new me.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Oh, you're making him wait, though, no?
0:06:18 > 0:06:23Yeah. Yeah, but I'm worried he's expecting a big birthday present.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Oh, well, you stand your ground.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27I will. I will.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Do you want see what I got him?
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Yeah, go on, then.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Oh!
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Ohh! Poor Shaki.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42You should show that to your dad, that'll put his mind at ease.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Show me what? Nothing. Nothing.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50All grown up. Eh? My little girl.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52You still going to be calling me that when I'm 30?
0:06:52 > 0:06:53And 40. And 50.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Look, behave yourself tonight, yeah?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Will you please just trust me?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07I thought we were done for.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Tell me about it.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11I feel like Bex's dad can read my mind sometimes.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Erm... What you doing in there?
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Borrowing your cologne.
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Oi, so Mark, you ever done it?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22So what.. you got like the moves?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24The secret weapons?
0:07:24 > 0:07:27The only thing you need to do at this stage is relax.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29The moves come later.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30The moves are everything.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32I thought the playlist was everything?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34It's all everything.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Look, if this party's not good, yeah, then I'm going to die a virgin.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39You're 16! You need to chill out.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41I literally think about sex every second.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Bex makes such a big deal out of it.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45But I just want to get it over with.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Erm, what are these doing in here?
0:07:48 > 0:07:49I don't like the colour.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51What?! These are expensive!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53I would kill for a gift like this from my dad.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Yeah, well, props to you and your dad.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Yes.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01I know I'm booked in to see Dr Black next week
0:08:01 > 0:08:03but I need to come in sooner.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Yeah, to me it's an emergency, yes.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12OK. Tomorrow, half four?
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Oh, no, no, no.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16No. I've got salsa...
0:08:16 > 0:08:19No! It's all right. Ignore me. I'll take that one. Thank you.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Denise. I know it's hard but try to keep calm.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26It might be nothing.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Yeah. Yeah. It's just the waiting, you know?
0:08:30 > 0:08:31KNOCKING
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Oh.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Hello, Mum! You all right? Hello, darling. Come on in.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Thank you. See what we've done.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44Kush, tell Denise your brother will be hugely respectful tonight.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Oh, he knows the price of failure.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Have you seen him since his lunch with Dad?
0:08:49 > 0:08:50No, why?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52He just seems a bit funny. That's all.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54He said Dad got him trainers but he didn't put them on.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Oh, no. Has he upset him?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59He better not have done.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Dads, eh?
0:09:02 > 0:09:04But your son's grieving for Paul.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Can't you just let Jay stay?
0:09:07 > 0:09:08He's a nonce.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15I ain't letting Jay sleep out alone. It's not safe.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17You're going to join him?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Say something.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34How can you let your own son sleep rough?!
0:09:34 > 0:09:37You can talk! The hell you gave me for lying to you about your dad.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38Now you're doing the same to Mark!
0:09:39 > 0:09:41I'll stay out of your business, you stay out mine.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Oh, my birthday boy looks so handsome.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49All right, Mum! You not wearing your new kicks, then?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Erm, no, I don't want to ruin them.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53Was it nice with your dad?
0:09:53 > 0:09:56So many questions! Can you please show me these decorations?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Oh, right. Um. Not too many balloons?
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Impossible. So, um... you guys going to disappear upstairs now or what...
0:10:05 > 0:10:10Disappear!? Oh, no, we'll be mingling, serving snacks.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Yeah, we're...
0:10:11 > 0:10:14We're going to dress as waiters! I've got these cute little bow ties.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Waiters?
0:10:16 > 0:10:19His face! Don't worry. Don't worry.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21I've talked them into going to the pub for a couple. All right? Yeah.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24If we hear the slightest peep, we'll be over here in a second.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Best behaviour! I promise. I will keep him in line.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Oh! Now YOU I trust.
0:10:29 > 0:10:30Call us if you need us.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31Right, see you later.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34All right. See you later. Have a good time at the pub, guys.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Have fun. Bye, Mum. Have fun. Bye.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Houston, we've got a party! Oooh, yeah!
0:10:52 > 0:10:54It's a bit public, ain't it?
0:10:54 > 0:10:55That's the point.
0:10:55 > 0:10:56MUSIC PLAYING
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Party sounds fun.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Go, if you want.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Nah, wouldn't seem right. With Paul and that. You know?
0:11:07 > 0:11:09This is more important, anyway.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12I reckon there's just enough pride still left in the old man
0:11:12 > 0:11:14that he won't see his son sleep rough.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16He'll come.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20I mean, Sharon must be giving him hell right now.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25You know, Phil's right. I'm a hypocrite.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28I was so angry when he kept my dad from me.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Did you a favour, as it turns out.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Well, the truth's always better than a lie.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37What about Grant in all this, Ian? He's got a son!
0:11:37 > 0:11:38I think we should tell him.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43You've got a playlist called Chirpse Volume One?
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Look, I told you. It's the right songs in the right order.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Hey, man, can I ask you something?
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Bex said she that doesn't want to...
0:11:51 > 0:11:52You know.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Not yet.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55Tell me you were understanding.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57I was like, yeah, fine, whatever.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Not going to show her that I'm fussed, am I?
0:11:59 > 0:12:02But then she gets this makeover. And I'm like... Who's that for?
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Is it me that she doesn't want to do it with?
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Shaks, have you ever wondered that maybe you're not ready either?
0:12:08 > 0:12:09I'm 16.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11I'm a full-grown adult!
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Don't take this the wrong way but you sometimes come across as
0:12:14 > 0:12:17a bit of a spoilt kid who always gets what he wants.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18A spoilt kid?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21I mean, take the box-fresh sneakers you chucked in the garbage...
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Yeah, well, maybe don't go through other people's bins.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25KNOCKING Last time I ask you for advice.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33Hey! Happy Birthday! Again!
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Thank you. Come in! We've got the house to ourselves.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37We've got ciders.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38Thirsty!? Always.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41Hey, you. Hey.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50You said you were going to be there.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Well, they can't have fun with us there,
0:12:52 > 0:12:53Big Brother, watching over them.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54Let them grow up, Mart.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56What do you know about it?
0:12:56 > 0:12:59They're three doors down. If there's a problem, we'll know.
0:13:00 > 0:13:01OK.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03But I'm going round in half an hour.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Well done. I'm proud of you.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11They don't know I got the place surrounded by armed response,
0:13:11 > 0:13:12do they?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Well, come on, Kyle's got Lily and Arthur.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16We ain't that ancient that we can't have fun, too.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19You can trust her, Martin.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22It's when kids start lying, that's when you've got a problem.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23And Bex don't lie.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Exactly.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28It was so nice that she confided in me about Shaki wanting to...
0:13:29 > 0:13:30You know.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Felt like sisters.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Shaki wanting to... "you know", what?
0:13:37 > 0:13:38All right.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39You want to tell him,
0:13:39 > 0:13:42let's go round there and we will tell him the truth, OK?
0:13:42 > 0:13:44We'll tell him that the... the man who taught him how to ride a bike,
0:13:44 > 0:13:47who gave him the chat about the birds and the bees
0:13:47 > 0:13:48isn't actually his dad.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49You trying to make me feel worse?
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Well, it's nothing compared to how he's going to feel when
0:13:52 > 0:13:54he meets Grant for the first time. I mean, that is IF he meets Grant.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57I mean, let's not assume that Grant will even be interested.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Right. Come on, then. Let's go break up a happy family, let's do it.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02No. I don't want to break up a happy family.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Look, as much as you are part of that team, all right,
0:14:05 > 0:14:07you wouldn't wish them on anyone, would you?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Right? So he can either go back to sunny Florida...
0:14:09 > 0:14:12or he can stay here in cold and miserable London
0:14:12 > 0:14:14and let the Mitchells slowly get their claws into him.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18She well fancies him.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Bet he's too soft to make a move, though.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Hey, do you want your present? Mm. Close your eyes.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36What is it?
0:14:36 > 0:14:40I know how much you wanted to wait, so I bought you a chastity bracelet.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Chastity?
0:14:43 > 0:14:44What, as in...?
0:14:46 > 0:14:47So how long have I got to wear it?
0:14:48 > 0:14:51That's not how you play truth or dare!
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Everyone, Mark agreed to play truth or dare
0:14:54 > 0:14:57but now he's bottling on the question. What did you ask him?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59If he fancies me or not.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00He won't say.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01I fancy you!
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Snog! Snog! Snog!
0:15:05 > 0:15:07EVERYONE CHANTS
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Snog her, then, if you've got the bottle, baldie!
0:15:11 > 0:15:12What'd you call me?
0:15:12 > 0:15:17I saw the hair replenishing shampoo in your bag, man. Shut up, man!
0:15:17 > 0:15:20You should be proud of who you are, baldie. Oh, yeah... nice.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22I bet Bex wants to sleep with someone as mature as you.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Oi. Don't get brave, man.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26Where is he!? Shakil!
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Do you know what you're reading yet? At the funeral...
0:15:38 > 0:15:42No. Everything I find just seems too sad or cheesy.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Oh, hello.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Right. Enough of this. Now get back in.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52No. Not without Jay. What? You think I won't last till morning?
0:15:53 > 0:15:58When your friends and family and customers go walking past,
0:15:58 > 0:16:01but I'll still be here. Know why?
0:16:03 > 0:16:05I'm burying Paul this week.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07One day it'll be you.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09Then who I got?
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Grant?
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Louise?
0:16:12 > 0:16:13She's a kid!
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Long as I've got him...
0:16:18 > 0:16:19..I'll never be on my own.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24So, whatever he's done, or hasn't done...
0:16:24 > 0:16:25it don't matter to me.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29He's my brother.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Well, you can leave them stinking clothes on the doorstep.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46He wants knocking out! He's 16!
0:16:46 > 0:16:47Was you buying the alcohol, did you?
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Could you please leave!?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51So it's all right for him to get my daughter drunk
0:16:51 > 0:16:52so she'll sleep with him?
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Dad! I can look after myself. Shaks ain't like that.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55He's exactly like that!
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Yeah. No more than any other teenager! Bex included.
0:16:59 > 0:17:00You what?
0:17:00 > 0:17:03OK. Oh! Martin! Right, I'm not letting you do this. We're leaving.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Come on. Now.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Come on, you as well. Get out the way!
0:17:10 > 0:17:11OK.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14I think that's the party over, guys.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Thank you. Out you go.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17Go on.
0:17:17 > 0:17:18Come on.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19Thanks for coming.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Well, we got a couple of ciders out at least.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Where did Mark go?
0:17:28 > 0:17:30What? Baldie? He ran out as soon as Martin arrived.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Don't call him that.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Does Ben Mitchell live round here?
0:17:35 > 0:17:36Who wants to know?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Hope he's OK.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47You're not remotely bald!
0:17:48 > 0:17:50I'm just paranoid.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51Why?
0:17:51 > 0:17:52My dad's bald.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55Your dad in America?
0:17:56 > 0:17:57Yeah, that one.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02I know I'm not bald. I'm just not taking any chances.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03Hence the caffeine shampoo...
0:18:05 > 0:18:06She knows about the shampoo!
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Oh. There's a "she" already, is there?
0:18:10 > 0:18:14Yeah. Well, I mean, there was, until Shaki opened his mouth.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15Look at you, Mark.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18You're handsome, charming... Any girl'd be lucky to have you.
0:18:20 > 0:18:21Ignore Shakil. He's a kid.
0:18:21 > 0:18:22You go get her, yeah?
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Where did you get the alcohol?
0:18:26 > 0:18:27Baldie got it.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Mark.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31Which isn't even illegal!
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Yes, but that's not the point, though, is it, mate?
0:18:33 > 0:18:34We promised Martin.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Yeah, obviously we was going to get drinks for the party!
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Wouldn't you?
0:18:39 > 0:18:41What about this sex business?
0:18:41 > 0:18:42Mum! We're not doing this now.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Do you talk to your dad about it?
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Well, someone's got to give you the sex talk.
0:18:47 > 0:18:48Kush?
0:18:50 > 0:18:52What, now?
0:18:53 > 0:18:54OK, um...
0:18:56 > 0:19:00About now, you should start noticing, you know, a few changes...
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Is that a chastity bracelet?
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Oh... Kill me now!
0:19:07 > 0:19:08We all know what it's like.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Everyone's saying they've done it...
0:19:11 > 0:19:14although no-one can quite say who with or when.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18..and you feel this pressure, so you do it.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22And before you know it, you're down the clinic
0:19:22 > 0:19:23with a face full of shame.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Or worse, pregnant.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Mum!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29You can't say "Mum" about this.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32I'm not nagging you about picking up your clothes!
0:19:32 > 0:19:34You want to do adult things,
0:19:34 > 0:19:38you have to be able to have an adult conversation!
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Have you actually...? You know...
0:19:40 > 0:19:41Have you done it?
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Well, I'm wearing a chastity bracelet, so what do you think?
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Look. I already told her that I would wait.
0:19:47 > 0:19:48As long as she wants to.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Then go and tell Martin that.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Come on.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57He's not that scary.
0:20:02 > 0:20:03You ain't seeing him again.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05As if he'll want anything to do with me now!
0:20:07 > 0:20:08I thought I could trust you.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09You can!
0:20:09 > 0:20:12I thought your dad was grown-up enough to handle it.
0:20:12 > 0:20:13I ain't done nothing wrong.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Apart from make sure that she never confides in me or you ever again?
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Of course she will. I'm her dad.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20And she's your little girl, ain't she?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22BUZZER And every time you call her that,
0:20:22 > 0:20:24you make sure that she stays that way.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26How does that prepare either of you for adult life?
0:20:31 > 0:20:32I guess it doesn't.
0:20:33 > 0:20:34DOOR CLOSES
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Bex...
0:20:36 > 0:20:37It's Shaki.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Sorry to interrupt, Mr Fowler.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Go to my room, Bex.
0:20:44 > 0:20:45Now.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51(I'm sorry.)
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Look, um, I know you don't trust me...
0:20:58 > 0:20:59and I know why.
0:21:01 > 0:21:02You're half right, and half wrong,
0:21:02 > 0:21:04cos yes, I've had some thoughts...
0:21:04 > 0:21:07But I'm a 16-year-old boy, like, wouldn't it be weird if I didn't?
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Yes. It would.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11I just wish we could get on...
0:21:13 > 0:21:14..cos I like her.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15A lot.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Shouldn't that make us mates?
0:21:21 > 0:21:22Ain't that simple.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26I'm her dad.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28And it is my job to protect her.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Just like your dad would for you.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33My dad wouldn't even cancel a meeting.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37You're not supposed to expect much from dads these days.
0:21:39 > 0:21:40Least they could do is turn up.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Not send a PA with a pair of trainers and an apology.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Bex said that your dad took you out for a posh lunch...
0:21:55 > 0:21:56I'm sorry.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59It's all right, man.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02We can't all have a dad like you.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05You don't want a dad like me.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09I would kill for a dad like you.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Could you give us a minute?
0:22:18 > 0:22:19Your, um...
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Does your dad ever talk to you about stuff like this?
0:22:23 > 0:22:24You know, sex and that?
0:22:27 > 0:22:28Your brother?
0:22:28 > 0:22:30No.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32I mean, he tried but it was just awks.
0:22:35 > 0:22:36You know, um...
0:22:37 > 0:22:41Your first time, Shakil, can affect you.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45You know, can't wait to have sex,
0:22:45 > 0:22:46you know, become a man.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48But see, that's a problem.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52Because you can protect against STIs and pregnancy, but...
0:22:54 > 0:22:57..what stays with you is how it makes you feel.
0:22:58 > 0:23:04You know? Become a man in a way that, years on, makes you proud.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Yeah? Not some drunken fumble.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10You know? Everyone does that.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14You know, something decent.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Respectful.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19You know, I'm not just saying this because Bex is my daughter.
0:23:21 > 0:23:22I'm saying this because...
0:23:26 > 0:23:27..no-one told me.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34I think I'd rather they drank booze than all this fizzy pop!
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Can we sort of just call it a night now, actually?
0:23:36 > 0:23:38I've got a really early start at work tomorrow.
0:23:38 > 0:23:43Yeah, but then we've got to sort out the outfits for Kim's salsa,
0:23:43 > 0:23:44decorate the Community Centre.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47Best tidy up now.
0:23:47 > 0:23:48I'll, er...
0:23:48 > 0:23:50I'll see you at home, Mum.
0:23:50 > 0:23:51Oh, OK.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Oh, Carmel!
0:23:58 > 0:23:59What have you done!
0:23:59 > 0:24:00It's fine.
0:24:02 > 0:24:03What's this?
0:24:03 > 0:24:06A pregnancy test? Oh, no.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Must be one of the girls.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10I am calling Shaki!
0:24:10 > 0:24:12If this is Bex, Martin is going to kill him.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14No! No! No...
0:24:16 > 0:24:17OK? It's...
0:24:20 > 0:24:22It's for me. It's mine. OK?
0:24:24 > 0:24:25I'm pregnant.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31Oh.
0:24:31 > 0:24:32You're back early.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36Yeah, well, being on gooseberry duty didn't exactly appeal.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38I'm so sick of not having a boyfriend, it's untrue.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Where's Courtney?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Getting off with Mark round Martin and Stacey's.
0:24:49 > 0:24:50BUZZER
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Bex, look, I'm sorry I ruined your party,
0:24:53 > 0:24:55and nearly decked your boyfriend.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59I found some more guests.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Afraid most people blended.
0:25:02 > 0:25:03I'm still watching you.
0:25:03 > 0:25:04Martin.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08You just enjoy yourselves and finish the party. Come on.
0:25:13 > 0:25:14Look, I'm sorry, man.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17You're not even receding.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Well, if it worked for Bruce Willis...
0:25:23 > 0:25:25And, erm...
0:25:25 > 0:25:27it's a yes by the way.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29To your truth or dare.
0:25:29 > 0:25:30I do.
0:25:32 > 0:25:33I don't know, Ian.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36I didn't ask her the precise details. Just get out here now!
0:25:36 > 0:25:37Yeah?
0:25:48 > 0:25:49Found them.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51I made her go.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53She didn't want to, but I made her chaperone Louise.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Yeah. Not to mention telling him to go after her.
0:25:56 > 0:25:57I'll deal with it.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09You don't have to wear that, you know.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11I reckon it kind of suits me. No?
0:26:13 > 0:26:14Sorry about your party.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Are you kidding?
0:26:16 > 0:26:17We was gate-crashed.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19There was nearly a fight.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21I knew it was going to be legendary.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25So you, um, you still want to go out with me, then?
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Right. Courtney and Mark! Where are they?
0:26:27 > 0:26:30They went out ages ago to "get drinks." I wouldn't wait up.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Looks like Mark is about to get the sex talk, too.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39You're not even safe in your twenties, you know!
0:26:40 > 0:26:44Of course I want to still go out with you - you crack me up.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52What a night.
0:26:52 > 0:26:53Eh?
0:26:55 > 0:26:56You OK?
0:26:59 > 0:27:02We have to watch Denise. She needs our support.
0:27:04 > 0:27:05You won't tell anyone?
0:27:07 > 0:27:09She's pregnant.
0:27:09 > 0:27:10Denise.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Right.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15And she won't say.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Which means it's probably someone we know...
0:28:00 > 0:28:03Hello, I'm Elaine Dunkley, with your 90-second update.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06Junior doctors in England have announced another series of strikes.
0:28:06 > 0:28:08They say they'll call them off if the Government backs down