0:00:28 > 0:00:31Right, let's, um...
0:00:31 > 0:00:33let's get this banner up and then I can, um,
0:00:33 > 0:00:35start shifting these tables.
0:00:35 > 0:00:40There is help arriving soon, so it's going to be OK.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42I hate salsa.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Everything's going to be...OK.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49MARK GROANS Did I throw up on you last night?
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Yeah, right before I went in for the kiss. Yeah.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58What the... Oi! What you doing in here?!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Here! Dot, Dot, Dot! You wanted to see me?
0:01:04 > 0:01:07I'm ever so sorry, Patrick, but I shan't be dancing.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11You all right? Well, I come over all queer in the launderette.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12I think it's the flu.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16So, I'm afraid you'll have to find yourself another partner.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Dot, it's probably nerves, man.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Nothing that a glass of sherry won't cure!
0:01:22 > 0:01:24LAUGHTER
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Dot... Dot, Dot! Come now, man!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38We only have about three hours left before the show.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00The thing is, Les, I ain't come up with nothing.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Thought maybe you had some ideas.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Oh. Yeah, OK.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07All right, we'll speak later. Sorry, sorry.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08You OK?
0:02:10 > 0:02:12It finally wakes.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Yeah. Didn't sleep much while I was out there.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Listen, thanks for letting me stay, Phil.
0:02:17 > 0:02:22No, you didn't! The window was open! OMG, what happened to you?
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Dad, Jay just said something to you. Where were you?
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Don't just ignore him. Courtney. Where have you been?
0:02:28 > 0:02:29We ended up in town.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31We didn't have any keys, so we just sort of...
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Who? Me and Mark.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36And we didn't want to wake anyone so we just, sort of,
0:02:36 > 0:02:37wandered round, talking.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Oh, talking? Yeah, all right!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42And the window of the Community Centre was open, so...
0:02:42 > 0:02:45So you ended up on the floor of the Community Centre
0:02:45 > 0:02:47with a transatlantic fitty. No, you never!
0:02:47 > 0:02:51You grass! I'm too hanging for this.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53I'm borrowing your bed. Can't face the walk of shame?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Jay just said thanks for letting him stay.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Yeah, and I said he could. I didn't say I'd be happy about it.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02I'll go and have a word with her.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Just hope nothing happened.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Right, before this descends into open warfare,
0:03:07 > 0:03:10I just came over to get Ricky's birthday present.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11I'm not having this.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Ben, don't worry about it!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16It was his idea to come back here. I didn't even want to.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20I'm off round Bex's.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Sharon, can I just have the presents, please?
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Yeah, here. Thanks.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37This is priceless!
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Yeah. He's probably booked himself on the next flight home.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Dad, he can stay, though, right? Come on, he's back home.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46And nothing...happened, right?
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Does puking all down him count?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Well, me and you's going to talk about drinking later, OK?
0:03:53 > 0:03:55In the meantime, do me a favour.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Don't say anything to Sharon about this, yeah?
0:04:01 > 0:04:02He's here, ain't he?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05But you're going to make life as difficult as possible.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Looking forward to seeing you strut your stuff at the salsa later, mate!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14All right, Les?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Les, you OK, mate? What? Oh, yeah. Cup of coffee, please.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Oh... I've got this, I've got this. It's fine.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Sit down. Go on, have a seat.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30There you go. Yeah, sorry.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36So, er, it's the funeral soon, right? Yeah.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Everything in order?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Pam won't speak.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44I need to choose a reading.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48It's not my precinct. I'm the organiser.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52All the...heart, that's her.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54But, you know, last day or two, she won't speak.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00But Paul liked music, right? Maybe...maybe some lyrics?
0:05:00 > 0:05:02His favourite song?
0:05:02 > 0:05:05That's a good idea. Thanks. Yeah.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09It is odd.
0:05:10 > 0:05:16You make a living from death, still, it can rear up at you.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22I'll savour every day I have left with Pam.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27You do the same with you and yours, won't you?
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Er...ah!
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Maybe we should just pull out.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Of the show? Why?
0:05:40 > 0:05:44We're meant to be simpatico, Denise. Move as one.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46We can't even set out a row of chairs.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Yeah, maybe we just need to communicate better.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52What, like you tell me who the father is?
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Ladies, we start at half four. All right?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Now there's ten couples. One dance each.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Now, couples are...
0:06:00 > 0:06:03you two, Patrick and Dot, Masood and...
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Scratch Patrick and Dot. Dot's pulled out.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10And Patrick's really gutted, poor thing. Aw!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12You are kidding me, right?
0:06:12 > 0:06:13You OK, love?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Shouldn't Kim be doing all of this, anyway?
0:06:15 > 0:06:19Kim wants to cancel the whole thing. Says it's a stupid idea.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22And now there's no Patrick and Dot, or...
0:06:22 > 0:06:24So, what, you think we should cancel?
0:06:24 > 0:06:25No! No, no, no, no.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29She's just nervous and doesn't want to admit it,
0:06:29 > 0:06:31and, um, I'm going to get her here.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Look, I'm sorry if I've been a bit stressed,
0:06:34 > 0:06:37but you guys are doing a great job, right?
0:06:37 > 0:06:39All right? Where's Kim? I need to get this food set up
0:06:39 > 0:06:40and I need to get back to the restaurant.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Perfect. Sandwiches go over there.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Oh, to have a fella like him!
0:06:47 > 0:06:50How'd she manage before he came along? Chaotically.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52SHE LAUGHS
0:06:52 > 0:06:53MOBILE RINGS
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Hi, Sharon.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Oh, she's back?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00All right, all right, calm down. Calm down.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05What do you think you're doing? Loitering in your underwear?
0:07:05 > 0:07:10I didn't have a key and I couldn't get through to anyone on this, so...
0:07:10 > 0:07:13My shirt is... You don't want to know. It's a mess.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Are you Michelle's son? Mark? You know Mum?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21From her pram.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Here, you better come with me.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25I'll get that mark off, you know, in next to no time.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27No, no, no honestly, it's no...
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Look, what do you think Michelle would think had become of us
0:07:30 > 0:07:33if we left her son and heir to catch his death shivering by the dustbin.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Come on.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44You don't want me here either, do you?
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Not everything's about you, Jay.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48What's he doing up there?
0:07:49 > 0:07:52How comes you two are more bothered about Courtney's love life
0:07:52 > 0:07:54than this family?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Come on, bruv. Let's go.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05You've been ages. What she say?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Couldn't get a word out of her, but they was there all night.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Drunk.
0:08:11 > 0:08:12DOOR OPENS
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Right, are we certain something happened?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Well, it's looking likely.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21Well, we're going to have to come clean, then? Tell Mark he's just...
0:08:21 > 0:08:23You should just tell him what I said we should do from the off.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Send him home.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28PHONE RINGS
0:08:28 > 0:08:32The white vinegar will take this stain out your shirt, Mark,
0:08:32 > 0:08:33don't you worry.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34But I'd advise abstinence,
0:08:34 > 0:08:38rather than white vinegar in the case of hangovers.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44Hello? Oh, you got my message.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49No, I can't tell you what the emergency is,
0:08:49 > 0:08:52but you should contact Patrick urgently.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Goodbye, Claudette. Goodbye.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58SHE LAUGHS
0:09:01 > 0:09:04LOUD SALSA MUSIC
0:09:04 > 0:09:05How does it sound out there?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Can you turn it down a bit?
0:09:07 > 0:09:08What?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Great!
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Come here.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Do you remember our first dance?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20We just assumed the roles, didn't we?
0:09:20 > 0:09:23You the male, me the female.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24I hadn't noticed.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29I suppose we divided it up that way because, well,
0:09:29 > 0:09:30I'm the emotional one.
0:09:30 > 0:09:36In touch with my feelings. Able to express myself. Whereas you...
0:09:36 > 0:09:39You bottle it all up. Like a bloke.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Right. We are set.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44I'm going to go get your sister.
0:09:45 > 0:09:46Wish me luck!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48THEY LAUGH
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Here you go. Come here.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51Oh!
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Look, I know none of this was meant to happen.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58But you can't hide from babies.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02They get bigger. People will notice.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Like the dad. Who is he, Denise?
0:10:05 > 0:10:06Ladies, no hard feelings when we
0:10:06 > 0:10:09show you up in front of a packed house, OK?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13It's Masood isn't it? It is, isn't it?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15That's why you won't say!
0:10:15 > 0:10:19No...no. Look, it was just a one-night stand, OK?
0:10:19 > 0:10:21It was with a total stranger.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26All that talk we had at the party about precautions and
0:10:26 > 0:10:29look at me, knocked up at 47!
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Can you imagine what people are going to say?
0:10:33 > 0:10:34I can barely even remember his name.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42Donna's watching the stall, so I've got an hour.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44You still need help, or you managing OK on your own?
0:10:53 > 0:10:56What's all this fuss and nonsense about an emergency?
0:10:56 > 0:11:01Dorothy says disaster's looming! Oh, it's already loomed.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03She quit the salsa show.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06And on what planet is that an emergency?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Look, man, all I know is that I wasted weeks practising
0:11:10 > 0:11:11and dreaming of glory.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15It's at the Community Centre.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17The way you're all carrying on,
0:11:17 > 0:11:20anyone would think it was the dance event of the century.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24OK, I'll do it,
0:11:24 > 0:11:26but only if you ask.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31Clearly, this was Dorothy's intention,
0:11:31 > 0:11:35so...I'll be your dance partner.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37But only if you ask.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46WHISPERING: Stop acting funny. She'll guess I told you.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50How's she been? Won't say a word.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53She seemed less worried when she thought it was cancer.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Maybe I should have a go. Why would she talk to you?
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Feeling confident? No...no last-minute nerves?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Give me 20 minutes, I'll be hiding in the loos.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09And, er...is everything OK?
0:12:11 > 0:12:12You've seemed a little off the last few days.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14I'm fine.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Yeah?
0:12:17 > 0:12:18Yes.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22Denise! I need your help. She won't come.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Come.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Maybe it's not worth it, me staying back at Phil's.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35What you going to do, go back to the playground?
0:12:35 > 0:12:37You have to give the police an address, Jay.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39But he hates me. He's only letting me stay to keep you there.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43He'll come round.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Sharon's being off with me. Louise is being weird.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47I appreciate you trying,
0:12:47 > 0:12:49but I think I'm just going to go to my grandad's.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Ah, just the man.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58I think I might have found you a reading for tomorrow.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04The Parting Glass.
0:13:04 > 0:13:09Yeah. I think the lyrics, well, this line,
0:13:09 > 0:13:14"All the comrades that e'er I had, they're sorry for my going away
0:13:15 > 0:13:17"And all the sweethearts that e'er I've had
0:13:17 > 0:13:20"they'd wish me one more day to stay."
0:13:23 > 0:13:24How's Pam doing?
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Oh, I'm trying to get her out to this salsa event later.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30She likes to dance.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Might get her talking.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40The lyrics are spot on, Les. Spot on.
0:13:55 > 0:13:56I don't know if I can do this.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Jay, please stay for the funeral.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08As if I'd let you do a thing like that on your own.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14See, that's why we can't just give up.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Right there.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21KNOCK ON DOOR
0:14:26 > 0:14:28I want to see Arthur. Oi.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31I am his dad. I've a right.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Well, yeah, of course you do, but I've just put him down.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Oh... What's happened?
0:14:39 > 0:14:40But if... Say no-one comes?
0:14:40 > 0:14:42It was just a dream.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Yeah, but say it was a premonition,
0:14:44 > 0:14:46and there's rows and rows of empty chairs?
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Just get in there. Go on.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54You better have an audience.
0:14:54 > 0:14:55I got some traders to close up early.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00Oh!
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Babe!
0:15:04 > 0:15:05I guess word got out!
0:15:05 > 0:15:07SHE GIGGLES
0:15:09 > 0:15:11SHE SQUEALS
0:15:11 > 0:15:16You won't find a louder, prouder, more independent woman than me.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19But sometimes men do their job.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Let the dad help. Whoever he is.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45It really got to me.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Um, something Martin said yesterday.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52What would I know about bringing up a kid?
0:15:52 > 0:15:57Oh, just ignore him. He was just mad at Shaks.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59There we go. Cheers, thank you.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04Is this, um, is this about Zaair?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08It's been a year, hasn't it?
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Yeah.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12But no, it's not. Well...
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Ha, kind of. Er...
0:16:16 > 0:16:18I've got Denise pregnant.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Mum found a positive test
0:16:22 > 0:16:26but, obviously, Denise doesn't seem to want me to know about it.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Oh, what, are you two a thing now?
0:16:30 > 0:16:32No, no.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34So how do you know it's even yours?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Denise isn't like that.
0:16:37 > 0:16:38Well, she was with you.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41We used protection. Obviously it didn't work, did it?
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Spare me the details!
0:16:44 > 0:16:46She's probably just...
0:16:46 > 0:16:48I don't know, waiting till she sees the doctor,
0:16:48 > 0:16:49to get it all confirmed.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Or...
0:16:53 > 0:16:56..she doesn't think I'm father material, like Martin.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00And you and everyone.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02No-one thinks that, Kush.
0:17:03 > 0:17:08It's early days. She's probably just confused and, and worried.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Just tell her you know. It's too important to play games.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25If he don't give the police an address, he'll wind up inside.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27We're the only people he's got.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Now, you took him on, Dad.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Years back. You have a duty.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35And I said he could stay.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Yes, but it's not enough just to be here.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40No? Like when you give a tramp a sandwich and he says,
0:17:40 > 0:17:41"I don't like tuna"?
0:17:41 > 0:17:43He ain't staying where he's not wanted.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44Has anyone seen my purse?
0:17:44 > 0:17:48Well, he ain't wanted, not by me. And not by Sharon.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Look, I haven't got time to be dragged into this.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51I need my credit card.
0:17:51 > 0:17:52And Louise can barely look at you.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55What is this really about? What, you sick of being the bad guy?
0:17:55 > 0:17:57You want Jay to have the job for a bit? Don't be stupid.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59But you must care about him!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01I can barely look at him cos I ruined his life, Dad!
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Not because I don't want him to stay.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08SALSA MUSIC
0:18:20 > 0:18:22We used to be like that, Les.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26And we will again, Birdie. I promise.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34CHEERING
0:18:41 > 0:18:44CHEERING AND CHATTER
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Right, the expiry date is zero seven, 19.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Linzi never told him her real age.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52I ain't interested. Please, just listen to me!
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Leave it, Louise. There's no point.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Grant'll put you up.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Why would Grant take on a nonce, eh?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59He's got a daughter of his own, remember.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01All right, Ian. I'm coming over now. He ain't a nonce.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Then why is he on the register? Oh, Phil, enough!
0:19:03 > 0:19:06You shouldn't be getting this angry in your condition.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Yeah, well, I wouldn't be getting angry if I weren't forced
0:19:09 > 0:19:11into having a wrong 'un wrapped around my daughter.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14But I came on to him, Dad! Not the other way round.
0:19:14 > 0:19:15Jay rejected me.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19Do you know what nonce stands for? "Not of normal criminal element".
0:19:19 > 0:19:21So where does that leave you with this family, eh?
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Other than not welcome?
0:19:27 > 0:19:31CHEERING
0:19:31 > 0:19:35I'm sorry, you know. For Babe.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38I shouldn't have doubted you.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43After that dance, all is forgiven.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Listen, I've got to get to that doctor's appointment.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Tell Vincent to put us last, yeah?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Course, I'll come. No, I'm going alone.
0:19:54 > 0:19:55Oh.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58When you're ready to talk, I'm here.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59Yeah.
0:19:59 > 0:20:05OK! So, next up we have Masood and Natalie. Show time!
0:20:05 > 0:20:07APPLAUSE
0:20:10 > 0:20:12I didn't mean what I said earlier about Denise.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15It's just, it's a bit weird.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Why, cos she's older?
0:20:17 > 0:20:20No. No, no. Just...
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Well, because Arthur's going to have a little brother or sister.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25And...cos of us.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27There isn't an us.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31Kush, when you have a baby with someone there's always an us,
0:20:31 > 0:20:34which is why I think you should go after her.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Go on.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41LAUGHTER
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Here you are. Thanks for stumping up for me, Shaz.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49I'll pay you as and when I can, yeah?
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Don't worry about it. How are we going to tell him? DOOR KNOCKS
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Come on in, Mark. I'm sorry I'm late home. What a night!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Hey, Sharon.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Mark. You will not believe what happened.
0:21:05 > 0:21:10Er, we need to talk to you about something.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Yeah, yeah, we've got some good news. You're going home!
0:21:25 > 0:21:27What are you doing here?
0:21:27 > 0:21:29I've got an appointment.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Just a routine check-up.
0:21:36 > 0:21:37You?
0:21:37 > 0:21:38Yeah, yeah, just routine.
0:21:45 > 0:21:46Yeah?
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Are you going to stop being funny with me?
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Are you going to tell me you're pregnant?
0:21:51 > 0:21:52Oh, God. Your mum told you.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Yes. Yes, she did, OK? But she doesn't know it's me.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59She, she, she needed to off-load. I think she's worried.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01She's never going to forgive us.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Denise Fox to room seven.
0:22:07 > 0:22:08I'd stick around, you know.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13I'm just...saying, if that's a worry,
0:22:13 > 0:22:16you thinking you wouldn't see me for dust. Cos I'd be a good dad.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20With support. Financial help. You would not be alone.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Even if me and you weren't together.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Yeah. I'd be a good dad.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Tomorrow? Yeah.
0:22:38 > 0:22:42Yeah, it's just we've got too much on and, well,
0:22:42 > 0:22:43your mum wants you back.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Yeah, and your dad. Your dad, he misses you a lot.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Yeah! Yeah, your dad. They both want you home.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52I mean, not that we haven't enjoyed having you here.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54You've been so generous.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57I met Dot today. Told me about Grandma.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Yeah? You've been hanging out with Dot?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Courtney, too, last night.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05Well, yeah, I don't think we need all the details, do we?
0:23:05 > 0:23:06Oh, it was nothing like that.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10It's so rare to just meet someone you can talk to, all night.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Just talk?
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Don't get me wrong, I wanted to kiss her. But...
0:23:15 > 0:23:18But?
0:23:18 > 0:23:22She puked all down my shirt, and my T-shirt. Ruined!
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Dot washed it out for me. Oh! Good old Dot!
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Yeah, she's a gem, isn't she?
0:23:28 > 0:23:30So, um, what happened afterwards?
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Did you just...fall asleep?
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Yeah. It's the strangest thing.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Anyway, I should go pack. No, Mark, what is it?
0:23:44 > 0:23:46HE EXHALES
0:23:46 > 0:23:47This place.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Like, I never met her before but...Courtney got me.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57I've lived in Florida my whole life but Walford just feels...
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Mark, if you don't want to go...
0:23:59 > 0:24:03I'm sure you'll get back into the swing of things soon enough.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19I just...I can't believe it.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23It's so humiliating, you know, at my age.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Can you imagine me down the antenatal class?
0:24:27 > 0:24:30They'll be like, "Sorry, dear, the crochet class is next door."
0:24:30 > 0:24:33It's increasingly common for people your age to have babies.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37Aw... And my daughters are going to kill me.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39I don't know how I'm going to tell my Libby.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Can you remember your last period?
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Sorry, you don't think there's anything
0:24:43 > 0:24:45that I've got to worry about, do you?
0:24:45 > 0:24:48It's just, what with the spotting and the cramps...
0:24:48 > 0:24:50They don't necessarily indicate problems.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Let's get you up on the table, have a look. OK.
0:24:53 > 0:24:54Sorry!
0:24:54 > 0:24:57I'm just, you know, I'm all over the place.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01One minute I'm dying of shame, and the next
0:25:01 > 0:25:04I'm worried about whether or not it's going to be healthy.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08I haven't really decided what I'm going to do yet.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Anyway, I guess there's still time, because I'm only two weeks gone.
0:25:13 > 0:25:14Two weeks? Mmm.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Oh, sorry - my periods started going funny, I think,
0:25:19 > 0:25:21sort of last spring and I just thought,
0:25:21 > 0:25:23"Oh, here we go", you know, "it's the change."
0:25:23 > 0:25:26So it was a real shock, you know, when...
0:25:29 > 0:25:31You think I'm more than two weeks, don't you?
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Your uterus has moved into the abdomen and, well,
0:25:34 > 0:25:37I'd say you're 18 to 19 weeks, at least.
0:25:38 > 0:25:3919 weeks!
0:25:41 > 0:25:43But that's not possible, because...
0:25:44 > 0:25:47..that would mean that the father...
0:25:47 > 0:25:49SHE GASPS
0:25:49 > 0:25:50Oh, no!
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Oh, no, no!
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Come on. Up. Tea's ready.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02Sorry about last night. You won't tell Dad, will you?
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Oh, so that's why you're sorry.
0:26:06 > 0:26:07Looking good!
0:26:07 > 0:26:10How did Bex get on last night?
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Her and Shakil are like properly in love now,
0:26:12 > 0:26:13because he's like sooooo mature.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Jay's getting ready to leave.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18So they sent you up to have another go, did they?
0:26:22 > 0:26:24DOORBELL
0:26:24 > 0:26:27Hey, whoever it is can wait.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Let's give Louise a chance.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35I was jealous of Linzi.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37I made the move. He weren't interested.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41I don't believe you.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Maybe we should ask Grant, then.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Ask Dad what? If he'd take Jay on.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48He wouldn't even take me on. DOORBELL
0:26:48 > 0:26:51Ben! Get the door, will you? No-one is going to call Grant, all right?
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Why, you embarrassed? DOORBELL
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Course I ain't embarrassed!? Ben, get the door, will you?
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Yeah, all right! I heard you the first time!
0:26:58 > 0:27:00COMMOTION
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Get off! Get off me!
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Shut the door! Keep the door shut!
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Call the police. No.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08RINGING TONE
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Dad, pick up!
0:27:10 > 0:27:11SHOUTING
0:27:50 > 0:27:53I told you, I don't need any help. And I told you, you've got it.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55Leopard changed its spots, has it?
0:27:55 > 0:27:56Come on, then!
0:27:56 > 0:27:58Grant, what you doing?!
0:27:58 > 0:27:59Phil!
0:27:59 > 0:28:00Bring my boy back.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02Please.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05In the end, Mitchells always stick together.
0:28:09 > 0:28:10One day to...