03/10/2016

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0:00:30 > 0:00:31Sorry.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35I'm not much good at this, am I?

0:00:40 > 0:00:43- Jane, Jane, it's all right. Just leave it.- It's this hand...

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Be patient, yeah?

0:00:47 > 0:00:51Right, Graham's having today off, so I've got to work through lunch,

0:00:51 > 0:00:54but I should manage half an hour this afternoon.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57No, it's fine. Don't worry, love.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59You won't be bored?

0:00:59 > 0:01:00- Got Maggie coming.- OK.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Do you need the loo?

0:01:05 > 0:01:06No.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Books or magazines?

0:01:10 > 0:01:12TV's fine.

0:01:12 > 0:01:13Careful.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15- Oops.- Sorry.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17I'll get the hang of this.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Lil, where's your socks?

0:01:20 > 0:01:22- Well, I've unpacked your room. - I can't find any.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25What're they going to think if I send you to school with no socks?

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Bex, will you help me look for the socks, please?

0:01:27 > 0:01:30- I'm busy.- Doing what?

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Texting her boyfriend.

0:01:32 > 0:01:33Grow up.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37Ignore her, Lil, she's not very well.

0:01:37 > 0:01:38What's wrong with her?

0:01:38 > 0:01:40She's got "teenager".

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Bex, will you look in your drawer for them socks?

0:01:42 > 0:01:44I hope you ain't going to work like that today.

0:01:44 > 0:01:45Mum, can I have a phone?

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Well, at this rate, I haven't got a choice.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Mum!- What? No.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51PHONE RINGS

0:01:54 > 0:01:55Ian?

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Hiya, how are you settling in?

0:01:58 > 0:01:59Yeah, fine, thanks.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Good. Good.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04I was just wondering if you were free to pop round and see

0:02:04 > 0:02:05Jane at some point today?

0:02:05 > 0:02:09Oh, I can't, I'm working today. Maybe later in the week.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Oh, right.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14It's just that she hasn't been out the house in ages and I know

0:02:14 > 0:02:17she'd appreciate some company...

0:02:17 > 0:02:20and she is particularly fond of you.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22She wouldn't have sold her car otherwise.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Yep. No problem, Ian.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Thank you.

0:02:31 > 0:02:32This was a nice idea.

0:02:34 > 0:02:35- Oi.- Eat your toast.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38This is so nice.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41What?

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Right. Don't get mad...

0:02:46 > 0:02:49I have arranged to look at number 41 tonight.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52- We've already spoken about this. - What's the harm in having a look?

0:02:52 > 0:02:55I know what it looks like, that's the problem.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57I know. I know. I get it, Mum, I do.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59But it's only going to be weird for a couple of days.

0:02:59 > 0:03:03Then you'll get used to it, you know. You'll make it your own.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08Yeah, and I need somewhere to revise and stuff.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11There'll be no "and stuff" under my roof.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16It's three bedrooms - yeah - same as 31, it's on the Square.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18It's perfect.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21What are people going to think?

0:03:21 > 0:03:25I mean, Masood finds out, he's going to think I'm some sad stalker.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29You are a strong woman, with a good job,

0:03:29 > 0:03:32who can afford a nice place to live. Who cares what anyone else thinks?

0:03:33 > 0:03:35I suppose.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Right, so you're going to meet the estate agent tonight?

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Yeah. I've got my boys with me, I'll be all right, won't I?

0:03:44 > 0:03:45What?

0:03:47 > 0:03:51Oh, I see. You're staying put.

0:03:52 > 0:03:57Yeah. It makes sense, don't it? More space for both of us.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Yeah, I can stop lying to women that you're my cleaner.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03HE LAUGHS

0:04:03 > 0:04:04Mum? Mum!

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Don't be late back on your stall.

0:04:07 > 0:04:08Mum!

0:04:15 > 0:04:18I'm having my trouser suit dry-cleaned for the hearing.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Would you like me to do this one for you?

0:04:21 > 0:04:23It's not a wedding, is it?

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Yeah. I'm sorry. Thank you, yes.

0:04:27 > 0:04:28PHONE RINGS

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Hello, Leslie Coker speaking.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Oh, yes, hello, Mary.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Oh, yes, of course I remember your mother.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Oh, yes, I'm very sorry to hear that.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Yes, cancer. Was it...?

0:04:52 > 0:04:53Was it a long illness?

0:04:54 > 0:05:00Yes, now, the thing is, there's been a change of circumstances

0:05:00 > 0:05:02here at Coker & Sons.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04We're selling the business to MacIntyres...

0:05:06 > 0:05:09It's me. Have you heard anything from Diane?

0:05:09 > 0:05:14No. Nothing. Yes, and I checked again this morning. I'm sorry, Pam.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18Of course I will. All right. Bye for now.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Honestly, you go away for a week and no-one bothers to do a food shop.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Holiday?

0:05:25 > 0:05:26I've been at my mum's.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29It's a relief to be back, to be honest. How's Pam?

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Those boys are in court on Friday, giving their plea.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Must be all she can think about.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38What with that and selling the family business.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39They're still going?

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Things have been such a struggle for them recently.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Such a shame, you know?

0:05:52 > 0:05:57Lee! Lee, can you help me, please? Lee!

0:05:58 > 0:05:59What's wrong?

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Can you do me up?

0:06:01 > 0:06:03HE SIGHS

0:06:03 > 0:06:04All right, give us it here.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08- It won't go.- It will, it will.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Come on, I've got to go downstairs and do the bottles.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13- All right, just give it a jiggle. - Oh!

0:06:13 > 0:06:14Lee!

0:06:14 > 0:06:16You said jiggle it!

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Oh, come on, this is a bit much for a Monday morning, isn't it?

0:06:19 > 0:06:20It's for my hen! I'm trying it on.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23- Hen? - We're getting married, remember?

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Do you know what? I don't even care any more.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27I'm going to be the size of a tank by the time we do it anyway.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29All right, maybe we should postpone.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Only if you're worried about being, you know, big.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33I'm yet to find a proper job anyway,

0:06:33 > 0:06:35so maybe it's a good idea that we hold it off for a little while,

0:06:35 > 0:06:37- at least until you're...- What?

0:06:37 > 0:06:38- You know...- Less fat?

0:06:38 > 0:06:39Whoa, whoa, I did not say fat!

0:06:39 > 0:06:41- You said big.- I meant pregnant.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43- So you don't want a pregnant bride? - Don't be ridiculous!

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Do you know what, Lee? Maybe I don't want a layabout for a groom,

0:06:46 > 0:06:47how about that?

0:06:51 > 0:06:53What've you said?

0:06:55 > 0:06:56Visitor for you.

0:06:56 > 0:06:57All right?

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Now, are you sure you don't want me to help you get onto the sofa?

0:07:00 > 0:07:01Er, no, I'm fine here, thanks.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04OK, well, listen, I'll see you in a couple of days.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07Listen, don't get down, you're doing great.

0:07:09 > 0:07:10See you.

0:07:10 > 0:07:11See you later.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13I just thought I'd pop in

0:07:13 > 0:07:16and say thank you properly for the deposit money.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Oh, it's my pleasure. Are you enjoying the space?

0:07:18 > 0:07:22Yeah, it's great. It's just a shame about my family.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26I thought I only had two kids, but it turns out I've got six.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Arthur not with you today?

0:07:28 > 0:07:30No, I'm at Elysium today.

0:07:31 > 0:07:35Well, Stacey, don't feel you have to sit here on your lunch hour.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Oh, I don't mind.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39The property programmes are on in an hour, so that's me set.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Escape To The Country's the highlight of my day.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Why don't you come to the salon with me?

0:07:44 > 0:07:47I'll give you a free treatment, maybe a blow-dry?

0:07:49 > 0:07:52That's really kind, but my hot date for tonight fell through.

0:07:54 > 0:07:55When did you last go out?

0:07:57 > 0:07:59It's only me and Belinda in there today,

0:07:59 > 0:08:00we've got barely any customers.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02You'd be doing me a favour.

0:08:05 > 0:08:06Has Ian said something?

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Yeah, maybe, but he's right.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Just consider this a daytime TV intervention.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21SHE WHISTLES

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Did you give that money back to Pam and Les?

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Babe?

0:08:30 > 0:08:32It's not that simple.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Mick told you to do it last week!

0:08:34 > 0:08:37I've tried, I just can't get it all...

0:08:37 > 0:08:38Why? Have you spent it?

0:08:38 > 0:08:41No.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Babe.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51It's in a savings account.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54I'd forfeit money if I just took it all out in one go.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Look, I don't care how much you have to forfeit, right?

0:08:57 > 0:09:00If you don't pay them back today then you are out of this house.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02And don't think you can go running to Mick

0:09:02 > 0:09:03because we're together on this.

0:09:03 > 0:09:07I mean it, Babe. We'll cut all ties for good.

0:09:18 > 0:09:19TEXT ALERT

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Oh, it's Belinda - we haven't got any milk.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Is it all right if I just run in there a sec and get some?

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Oh, don't worry. I'll go another time.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31- No, no, no, don't be silly. I'll be fine here.- You sure, yeah?

0:09:33 > 0:09:34Mum... Mum...

0:09:34 > 0:09:37I'm a bit busy, what with my high-powered job.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41I'm 31 years old, Mum! You'd only be just across the Square.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43I can still come over for a roast,

0:09:43 > 0:09:46come and do the salsa DVD with you.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48I knew Shaki was embarrassed by me,

0:09:48 > 0:09:52I didn't realise I was cramping your style as well.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Donna, this isn't a slum!

0:09:56 > 0:09:58I've just had a delivery. I will shift it in a minute.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03You better had cos next time you'll be getting a warning.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Oh, ignore her. She's been in a mood all day.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Getting on all right in the chair?

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Erm, sort of. I can't wheel myself yet, though.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Oh, you'll get there.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20And if you don't, you can always upgrade to electric.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24All right? Right.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Nah, it don't look too hard, it's just

0:10:30 > 0:10:34a case of attaching this bit to...this bit.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36And how do you suggest actually doing that?

0:10:39 > 0:10:40Glue?

0:10:43 > 0:10:47Will you help? Come on, you're bound to be better than me.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Why? Cos I've got "gay" sewing skills?

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Come on, mate, I'm walking on thin ice as it is.

0:10:53 > 0:10:54If Whitney's having doubts,

0:10:54 > 0:10:57I seriously don't think fixing a dress is going to solve them.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59She thinks I'm a layabout.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03At least, you know, if I do this, it looks like I'm trying.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07All right, come on then.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09HE LAUGHS

0:11:10 > 0:11:13A freebie? No wonder this business is going down the toilet.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16If it wasn't for Jane we wouldn't have a house, so just button it.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Please tell me you've got an appointment.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23I had one booked with my usual lady, but she cancelled last minute.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25What sort of appointment?

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Indian head massage.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Oh, sorry, our masseuse don't work Mondays.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31I can do it. It's not a problem.

0:11:31 > 0:11:36Great. I've only got 40 minutes - late lunch.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39It's fine. Take a seat, I'll be with you in a minute.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43When did you learn how to do Indian head massage?

0:11:43 > 0:11:45It's just washing hair without shampoo.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Put a bit of whale music on my phone, it'll be fine.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Jane! It's great to see you.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57How you doing?

0:11:57 > 0:11:58You look well.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02I saw you earlier, outside the shop.

0:12:02 > 0:12:08Did you? Sorry. Head's all over the place.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Right, what're we doing?

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Well, anything's better than this.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16Ian's been my chief stylist for the past few months.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19Clearly a fan of Prisoner Cell Block H!

0:12:19 > 0:12:20Oi!

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Carmel, would you like to come this way?

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Oh, can we do it here?

0:12:25 > 0:12:27We can have a good catch-up, can't we?

0:12:31 > 0:12:34- Because I had to unpick the bit that you'd done.- Oh!

0:12:34 > 0:12:37Babe...any good at sewing?

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Oh, please, we're rubbish.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43- Used to do Sylvie's dancing dresses. - Great. Great. That's great.

0:12:43 > 0:12:44I've got an appointment at the bank.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Oh, no, it won't take long. Please, Babe.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48I've really put my foot in it with Whitney and this was how

0:12:48 > 0:12:50I was meant to make it up to her. Please.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Oh, dear, oh, dear.

0:12:59 > 0:13:03So he's buying me breakfast and I'm thinking, "Ah, isn't this nice?

0:13:03 > 0:13:07"My son really appreciates me."

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Turns out he just wants rid.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12I'd live on my own if I could.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15- Oh, charming! - No, I don't mean you.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18I just mean the girls screeching first thing in the morning,

0:13:18 > 0:13:23toilet seats being left up, hairs where there shouldn't be hairs...

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Well, you try getting up in the night with Arthur,

0:13:25 > 0:13:27or dealing with Bex and her mood swings.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30I do. I had the full hairdryer treatment last week.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Then I've got Lily asking for a mobile,

0:13:32 > 0:13:34obviously I said no but, I dunno,

0:13:34 > 0:13:37is it normal for a six-year-old to have a mobile?

0:13:37 > 0:13:38PHONE RINGS

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Kyle, I'm busy. I'll ring you back.

0:13:43 > 0:13:47Well, no, they should be in the box that says "bathroom".

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Well, I don't know. I'm not there, am I?

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Sorry, Jane, one sec.

0:13:53 > 0:13:54There. All done.

0:13:57 > 0:13:58Remember that feeling?

0:13:58 > 0:14:01Not having a single moment to yourself?

0:14:01 > 0:14:03No, feeling useful.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07Oh, sorry, that was insensitive.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09No, don't be silly.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13I'm being over-the-top, aren't I?

0:14:13 > 0:14:16Why on earth would a grown man choose to live with his mother?

0:14:18 > 0:14:20You're allowed to be upset about it.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Suppose I'd got used to having my boys around.

0:14:23 > 0:14:27Thinking they liked it, when really they were just putting up with me.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Oh, that's not true.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31You're so close to them both

0:14:31 > 0:14:34and you've been a rock for Kush since Shabnam left.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37So if he's ready to move on, it's all down to you.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41And he'll still need you, Carmel, it'll just be from a few doors down.

0:14:43 > 0:14:47You're right. Thank you - you've really cheered me up.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51I don't think she's qualified.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53My head feels like it's been in a vice.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01What do you think?

0:15:01 > 0:15:05I mended the zip and covered the join with a nice bit of trim.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08Then I saw this flower on an old hat I had lying about.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10They call it upcycling these days.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Yeah, well, it's very... It's very trendy, innit?

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Honestly, Whit's going to love it, Babe.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Look at it, you're a real talent, you are, look...

0:15:17 > 0:15:20Sylvie's dancing dresses used to get in an awful state.

0:15:20 > 0:15:25She never took any care...and she never said thank you,

0:15:25 > 0:15:28so, once, I picked apart a seam just before her number.

0:15:28 > 0:15:32Her dress split right down the side, drawers on display for all to see.

0:15:34 > 0:15:35That taught her!

0:15:44 > 0:15:45Have you done it?

0:15:45 > 0:15:47I was just about to, but Lee needed my help, so I...

0:15:47 > 0:15:50Do you think I'm just going to forget about it if you keep

0:15:50 > 0:15:52- giving me enough stupid excuses? - It's true!

0:15:52 > 0:15:53Oh, give me a break.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56You don't do anything unless it's to help yourself.

0:15:56 > 0:15:57What you doing?

0:15:57 > 0:15:59I meant it. You're out.

0:15:59 > 0:16:00You can collect your stuff tomorrow.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Linda, wait... I'll go now, I will.

0:16:03 > 0:16:04Out!

0:16:23 > 0:16:25I can tone it down a bit if you'd prefer?

0:16:25 > 0:16:26Oh, no, no, no. It's lovely.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28I've just got so used to not bothering.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30DOOR OPENS

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Did I leave my clipboard?

0:16:34 > 0:16:37Oh. Look at you - fabulous!

0:16:39 > 0:16:40Don't suppose you fancy a drink?

0:16:40 > 0:16:43I've got to shut up the office, but I could be done in 20?

0:16:43 > 0:16:45No. Another time, maybe.

0:16:45 > 0:16:46You got plans?

0:16:46 > 0:16:49No, it's just that I've been out all afternoon.

0:16:49 > 0:16:53Oh, the wheelchair turn into a pumpkin, does it?

0:16:53 > 0:16:54Go on.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57I would, if I didn't have to go home and make dinner.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01Yeah, go on, then. Just the one.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Great, I'll be back in a tick to collect you.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Lee, I've just walked in the door...

0:17:11 > 0:17:12Yeah, all right.

0:17:12 > 0:17:17Right. I'm really, really sorry for upsetting you earlier, OK?

0:17:17 > 0:17:22And I will marry you whenever and however, right? You know...

0:17:22 > 0:17:24You know, you mean the absolute world to me -

0:17:24 > 0:17:26you and the baby.

0:17:26 > 0:17:27OK, and I will get a job, I will.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29But in the meantime...

0:17:29 > 0:17:33In the meantime, I'll just have to get a bit creative.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38What do you think?

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Try it on then. Here you are.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Go on.

0:17:49 > 0:17:50Hi, Jane.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52- Hi.- Good to see you.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54- You, too.- Love the hair.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Thanks, Trace.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00There you go.

0:18:00 > 0:18:01Thank you.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03- Cheers.- Cheers.

0:18:06 > 0:18:10Oh, I feel bad. I was a bit snippy with Ian this morning

0:18:10 > 0:18:11and now look at me.

0:18:12 > 0:18:13Do you know what?

0:18:13 > 0:18:15What are you doing?

0:18:15 > 0:18:17Here. Smile.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19CAMERA CLICKS

0:18:19 > 0:18:21What's that for?

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Send it to Ian. Invite him over.

0:18:23 > 0:18:24Yeah?

0:18:24 > 0:18:26- How do you do it?- Erm...

0:18:36 > 0:18:37Wow.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Did you really do all this sewing?

0:18:39 > 0:18:41Yeah. Well, yeah, with a bit of help...

0:18:41 > 0:18:43From Babe?

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Y-yeah.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48Oh, I found this on the bar earlier.

0:18:50 > 0:18:51It's lovely.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10I've just seen Babe hanging around outside.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13She just put this through the door.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20I don't think I can.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39It can't be. Let me see.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Oh, Birdie.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49You know what this means?

0:19:50 > 0:19:52- Les!- Oh!- Oh, Les!- Oh!

0:19:58 > 0:20:00You all right?

0:20:00 > 0:20:01Hiya.

0:20:03 > 0:20:04What is that?

0:20:04 > 0:20:06It's my old dress.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Lee had it upcycled.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10Doesn't she look gorgeous? Look.

0:20:10 > 0:20:11Thanks for earlier.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13What happened earlier?

0:20:13 > 0:20:16Lauren agreed to be my chief bridesmaid, didn't you?

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Yeah, and, as my first duty,

0:20:18 > 0:20:22can we please tell Lee...she is not wearing that dress to her hen?

0:20:22 > 0:20:25- No way.- What's wrong with it?

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Why didn't you say anything?

0:20:28 > 0:20:29What, and miss this?

0:20:30 > 0:20:34I'm just happy she still wants to marry me, so whatever.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36So...who's my other half?

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Who's your best man?

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Oh, yeah, well, that was going to be my little brother,

0:20:41 > 0:20:43- until I found out he was a snake. - Oh, come on!

0:20:43 > 0:20:45- No.- I'll get you a stripper.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47- I'm listening.- Oh, so that means I can have a stripper and all?

0:20:47 > 0:20:49- No.- Yeah.- Fair's fair, Lee.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51- See what you've done now?- What?

0:20:51 > 0:20:52LAUGHTER

0:20:52 > 0:20:58Oh... You know, this job is really quite hard, you know...

0:20:58 > 0:21:00- I bet you're loving it. - I am, actually.

0:21:00 > 0:21:01All right, you?

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Hi.

0:21:07 > 0:21:08Hon?

0:21:10 > 0:21:12Has something happened?

0:21:12 > 0:21:13Is it the hearing?

0:21:13 > 0:21:15No, no, no, nothing like that.

0:21:15 > 0:21:19Les just wanted you to be here when he makes this phone call.

0:21:21 > 0:21:26Ah, yeah, is that Mr Bateman of MacIntyres Undertakers Limited?

0:21:26 > 0:21:30Yes, this is Mr Leslie Coker of Coker & Sons.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36Yeah, now, I'll put it in writing but I just wanted to let you know

0:21:36 > 0:21:39that my business is no longer for sale.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42Yes, Coker & Sons is a family run company

0:21:42 > 0:21:45and that is the way it's going to stay.

0:21:46 > 0:21:50Yes. Thank you for your interest. Goodbye.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53- Awww!- You're staying?

0:21:54 > 0:21:56No, Billy, but you are.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01We want you to run Coker & Sons.

0:22:03 > 0:22:04Eh?

0:22:06 > 0:22:07What about Colin?

0:22:07 > 0:22:11I mean, he's more experienced than me.

0:22:11 > 0:22:12I can't even embalm yet.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14You're the man for the job, Billy.

0:22:15 > 0:22:18We may not be related, but you're as close as we've got,

0:22:18 > 0:22:22and I've no doubt you'll keep up the time-honoured reputation of

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Coker's funeral parlour.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29Blimey. Right, well, this calls for a drink, don't it?

0:22:29 > 0:22:31On me.

0:22:31 > 0:22:32Thank you. Why not?

0:22:32 > 0:22:33LAUGHTER

0:22:33 > 0:22:35You two go and enjoy yourselves.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38I'm going to help Honey put the children to bed.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40Won't be long.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Pam, thank you. Thank you so much.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Listen, she hasn't replied yet.

0:22:50 > 0:22:54I'm beginning to think it wasn't such a good idea after all.

0:22:54 > 0:22:55Really?

0:22:55 > 0:22:58Seeing Les today, with his spark back...

0:22:59 > 0:23:01..for a moment, but it was there,

0:23:01 > 0:23:05made me realise that we should move forward together.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Yeah.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Are you tired?

0:23:13 > 0:23:14A little bit.

0:23:14 > 0:23:15Another ten minutes?

0:23:15 > 0:23:17- Yeah, sure.- Yeah.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20- Hiya.- Hi.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22It's good to see you out, Jane.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25Guess what? I'm going to be chief bridesmaid.

0:23:25 > 0:23:26Oh, wow.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28We're having a drink, do you want one?

0:23:28 > 0:23:32- Erm, no, I'm all right, thanks. - TEXT ALERT

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Oops. I'm late for Kush.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37You're making him sweat on purpose, aren't you?

0:23:37 > 0:23:39I'm his mum!

0:23:39 > 0:23:40LAUGHTER

0:23:40 > 0:23:42Thanks for the drink.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Next one's on you.

0:23:46 > 0:23:47Ian.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Ian, I think Jane might need you.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54- OK, love...- Get me home now.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56Yep, I'm going to, love. I'm going to. Sorry, mate.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Babe?

0:24:22 > 0:24:26I've done it. I've paid them back.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42You forged my signature...

0:24:43 > 0:24:44..to open an account for Ollie.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47That's where the money was?

0:24:50 > 0:24:52I wanted him to have something for his future.

0:24:54 > 0:24:58After the accident, who knows if he's going to need extra help?

0:24:58 > 0:25:00Why didn't you tell me?

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Because you wouldn't believe me.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10Or you'd make me give it back.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13Yes. Yes, I would! Because it's blackmail.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16I mean, what goes on in that head of yours, Babe?

0:25:16 > 0:25:19I'd do anything for you and Mick.

0:25:19 > 0:25:20Anything.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23But there's a line, right? Don't you see?

0:25:23 > 0:25:25There's a line that normal people don't cross.

0:25:25 > 0:25:29Les is nothing but a pathetic old pervert

0:25:29 > 0:25:31and as for Pammy...

0:25:31 > 0:25:34This isn't the 1970s, right?

0:25:34 > 0:25:38You don't have some special right to tell people how to behave.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41They've just lost their grandson...

0:25:42 > 0:25:44..and now their business, because of you.

0:25:47 > 0:25:48Do you know what?

0:25:50 > 0:25:53I don't think this has anything to do with Les dressing up.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55I think this is because you're jealous.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57SHE SCOFFS

0:25:57 > 0:26:00What happened? Did Les reject you?

0:26:00 > 0:26:03Was Pam rude about your cooking?

0:26:03 > 0:26:05I mean, what twisted reason do you have for treating people the

0:26:05 > 0:26:06way that you do?

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Because it makes me...

0:26:10 > 0:26:12..feel better!

0:26:13 > 0:26:18For a moment, I'm not bottom of the pile.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26I'm not all bad, you know.

0:26:43 > 0:26:47Being nice makes you feel better, too.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Remember that next time.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10I've got another viewing in 20 minutes.

0:27:10 > 0:27:11Yes, I know, I know...

0:27:11 > 0:27:13- Boys.- Mum! Yes, this is her.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Right, are we ready to take a look inside?

0:27:16 > 0:27:19- No need.- But...I thought we'd talked about this...

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Just tell me where to sign.

0:27:22 > 0:27:26But...I want you over for Sunday dinner every week. Agreed?

0:27:26 > 0:27:29Agreed, yeah. HE LAUGHS

0:27:35 > 0:27:37COMPUTER BEEPS

0:27:39 > 0:27:41Pam, it's Diane.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43What?

0:27:43 > 0:27:44She's replied to your message.

0:27:44 > 0:27:45Are you sure?

0:27:47 > 0:27:49She wants to meet up with you.

0:28:01 > 0:28:03You hungry?

0:28:05 > 0:28:07No, me neither.

0:28:08 > 0:28:09I'm sorry.

0:28:11 > 0:28:15Look, it was my fault for...making you stay longer.

0:28:15 > 0:28:17I mean...we were expecting too much.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19From now on, we'll just...

0:28:19 > 0:28:20We'll just take it slow.

0:28:20 > 0:28:21Ian.

0:28:23 > 0:28:25Sit with me, please.

0:28:27 > 0:28:29I'll put the kettle on.