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0:00:26 > 0:00:28What's all this in aid of?

0:00:28 > 0:00:30Well, I thought I'd get my new boss a sandwich

0:00:30 > 0:00:32- and come and see the kids. - I ain't complaining.

0:00:32 > 0:00:36Janet? Come on, you've got to get up, darling. We're going to be late.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38So how's it going, Will?

0:00:38 > 0:00:39You not eating that?

0:00:39 > 0:00:41My tummy hurts.

0:00:41 > 0:00:42Yeah, course it does.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46Tell you, Jay, my head is spinning with ordering coffin liners.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49Who'd have thought you'd have so many to choose from?

0:00:50 > 0:00:53What's up with you, then, eh? Thought you liked school?

0:00:53 > 0:00:55It's cos he can't play football, ain't it?

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Cos he lost his new football boots.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Cost me a bomb, they did, and all. - Oh, dear.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Will you pick me up like you used to?

0:01:03 > 0:01:06I can't, mate. But maybe I can see you after school.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10- Course you can. - There you are.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12I'm minding Dennis as well.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16Listen, Jay, Honey knows you're on the straight and narrow...

0:01:16 > 0:01:19- so stop worrying, yeah?- Yeah.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Janet? I am not going to tell you again.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23PHONE RINGS

0:01:37 > 0:01:39- Are you saving that thing?- Problem?

0:01:39 > 0:01:41No, it's your house. I'm saying nothing!

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Have you never heard of retro?

0:01:43 > 0:01:45I just think it gives off good vibes.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48There's been many a mad night stood around this thing,

0:01:48 > 0:01:50- I'll tell you that now.- Morning.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52I won't ask if you slept well.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54We heard otherwise.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Shouldn't have been listening then, should you?

0:01:57 > 0:01:58Who is he?

0:01:58 > 0:02:01A banker...called Brian.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03You can't just bring random blokes back!

0:02:03 > 0:02:06Lil just asked me who the strange man was in the bathroom.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Waste of time. Tell her that from me.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Turns out he's married.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12You ain't just chasing rich fellas around,

0:02:12 > 0:02:14hoping they'll bail you out, are you?

0:02:14 > 0:02:16- You got a better idea? - Er, yes. Stop wallowing,

0:02:16 > 0:02:19get off your backside and pay the rent yourself. How about that?

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Right, well, I'm going to go for a shower if that banker hasn't

0:02:22 > 0:02:24stolen all the hot water.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Slater girls don't need a man to latch on to.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29We're better than that.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Not me. I've never been without one.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Nev said I couldn't cope without him and guess what?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Oh, prove him wrong!

0:02:37 > 0:02:38How?

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Actually, I have just had an idea.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46I just couldn't resist these. They're lovely and silky. Feel.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Mmm, classy!

0:02:48 > 0:02:50And my shoes. Oh, my shoes!

0:02:50 > 0:02:54They were a bit pricey, weren't they? But Lee insisted. 75 quid.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55Whoa, let me see!

0:02:55 > 0:02:59Wow, you really have taken it up a notch. I thought I'd seen it all.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02- What do you mean? - Well, he means they're perfect.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05You're really going to look the part, baby, don't worry about that.

0:03:05 > 0:03:06I can't wait. It's actually killing me!

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Well, it's going to come round sooner than you can blink.

0:03:09 > 0:03:10I'm telling you that now.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12It's just a shame that me and Ollie weren't with you.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14We could've got him some little shoes an' all.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Hold on, what's this? Egyptian cotton and ditsy flower print.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Oh, yeah, I just picked out some duvet covers for your gift list.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22And you thought I'd like ditsy flowers?

0:03:22 > 0:03:23LAUGHTER

0:03:23 > 0:03:26- I don't know what YOU'RE laughing at.- What?

0:03:26 > 0:03:28You've never had a problem with my choice in bed linen.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31No. You know, real men, they love pink petals.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33They're really nice, Linda. They really are,

0:03:33 > 0:03:36but we were going to bling up the bedroom a bit.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Oh, I see. Oh, well, I'll just scratch that bedding, then.

0:03:39 > 0:03:40Actually, Mum...

0:03:42 > 0:03:45..I think we'd sooner pick our own stuff.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Oh, yeah. Course.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51But we really, really need, like,

0:03:51 > 0:03:53your help with the wedding favours.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Jane, are you sure you don't want anything to eat?

0:04:00 > 0:04:01Quite sure, thanks.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Sounds like you lot had a good time last night.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06Yeah. A bit too good.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Can you believe it? They ain't taken our recycling bin!

0:04:11 > 0:04:12Look at that!

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Contaminated?

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Yeah. That means we've not separated the recycling properly.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Oh, for crying out loud! We waited long enough as it is.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24- There's rats everywhere! - It's a good thing Dad's away.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26I only came back to top up my flask anyway.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Look, Kathy, what I said last night,

0:04:28 > 0:04:30I was just trying to get everyone off my back.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32What, about the darts?

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Mm. I'm not ready for all that just yet.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37You know, especially not today. My head's banging.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40OK, well, if you're sure.

0:04:40 > 0:04:41Trust me.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43I ain't in the mood.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44Something's up with Jane.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47You don't think that she knows?

0:04:47 > 0:04:48She's hungover, that's all!

0:04:48 > 0:04:49KNOCKING

0:04:49 > 0:04:51I'll get it.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57I'm going to need your help with the salon.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Stacey's come up with an idea to get the cash flowing.

0:04:59 > 0:05:00What sort of idea?

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Well, there's no point me having a swanky salon if no-one's

0:05:03 > 0:05:06prepared to pay the prices, so I'm gonna slash them for a week or two

0:05:06 > 0:05:10and that's where you come in. Social media promotion or something?

0:05:10 > 0:05:12I'm a web designer. But carry on.

0:05:12 > 0:05:16Right, OK, well, I need clients in there today. Lots of them.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Can you do it? I ain't no good at tweetering.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Are you sure you want to do this all again? Special offers?

0:05:20 > 0:05:24Babe, I wouldn't be going backwards if I really didn't have to.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27All right. Well, come on, then. Let's get you set up.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32- Paris? Just like that?- Yeah.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Well, you can't compete with that, can you?

0:05:35 > 0:05:38What is my mum playing at? She was late yesterday an' all.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Amy!

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Hello! Give me a hug!

0:05:47 > 0:05:49I've got something for you.

0:05:49 > 0:05:53Here you are. Right, take this and buy yourself

0:05:53 > 0:05:56a Mickey Mouse or something. It's leftover euros from Ibiza.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Thank you, Mummy.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00You just make sure you have the best time ever. OK?

0:06:00 > 0:06:06I love you. I love you. OK...

0:06:07 > 0:06:10- Look, I'm sorry. I know you had plans.- Yeah.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12But listen, you can keep next weekend free and then you can

0:06:12 > 0:06:14take her shopping and stuff.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17OK, honey, let's go to school. Say, "Bye, Mummy!"

0:06:17 > 0:06:19- Bye, Mummy!- Bye!- See you later.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26So I was just passing and I thought I'd say hello.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Oh, we ARE honoured.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Anyway, what are you doing up and about so early?

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Hang on. Shouldn't you be setting up the stall?

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Oh, too tired for all of that today.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39You're going to have to go back tomorrow.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Says who?

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Well, I know where you're coming from.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47What with my bladder and all the kicking, I only got about two hours.

0:06:48 > 0:06:49Anyway, must get to work.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Anyway, I was just wondering if you'd seen Dot?

0:06:59 > 0:07:02- No, why?- No reason.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07I thought you were going to see her...to say sorry.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Listen to me now, man. Dot is a good friend

0:07:11 > 0:07:15and life is too short to have bad blood, all right?

0:07:21 > 0:07:24I hope you two lovebirds haven't forgotten

0:07:24 > 0:07:26that you are in charge tonight.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29- No, of course, we ain't. We're looking forward to it, right?- Yeah.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31I still can't believe that Jane said yes!

0:07:31 > 0:07:33It'll do her the world of good to have a proper night out.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35But who's going to look after her?

0:07:35 > 0:07:37- I ain't playing Florence Nightingale.- I'll help out if I can.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40- We all will.- You need to concentrate on your game.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43I just thought - this is gonna be your last shift tonight, ain't it?

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Yeah! No more stinking of beer trays.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Oh, cheers, son! That's really lovely of you(!)

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Now, I promised myself I wouldn't do this till Monday,

0:07:50 > 0:07:53but you know me.

0:07:53 > 0:07:57- What is it?- Well, open it and see!

0:07:57 > 0:07:59- Get hold of that.- Oh...

0:07:59 > 0:08:02- Oh. It's a pen?- What are you talking about? It's a posh pen!

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Yeah, all the office execs have them.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06No, it's lovely. Thanks, Mum. Really nice.

0:08:06 > 0:08:07We just wanted you to know

0:08:07 > 0:08:12- that we couldn't be more proud, could we, Mick?- Beyond.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18It's...it's only a little something.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Sorry about the wrapping, but I was determined to do it myself.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Oh, Jane, you didn't have to bother with this.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26I'm planning on spending tomorrow pretending it isn't happening.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Still think I'm 26 in my head.

0:08:28 > 0:08:29Don't we all?

0:08:29 > 0:08:32You know, you shouldn't have let me drink so much last night.

0:08:32 > 0:08:33I'm just not up to it.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38So, have you had it out with them about the books?

0:08:38 > 0:08:40No, not yet.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43The last time I accused Steven of something, he was innocent.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44I felt like a right idiot.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47But why would Ian be defrauding his own restaurant?

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Money's tight. Perhaps he doesn't want to worry me.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51Yeah, but Ian?

0:08:51 > 0:08:53He ain't Snow White, Sharon.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59Not so long ago I caught him...applying for

0:08:59 > 0:09:01a credit card in Lucy's name.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05He didn't send it, granted, but he might have.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07What are you going to do?

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Wait till he gets home tomorrow, bide my time.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14The last thing I want is to point the finger at the wrong person.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Look, Jane, I know you're saying you don't want to go out tonight...

0:09:17 > 0:09:20- No, I don't.- ..but this is exactly why you should.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23I'm not leaving you here home alone with all this in your head.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25So, please, have another think about it, yeah?

0:09:28 > 0:09:32You've got 32 likes and 16 shares already!

0:09:32 > 0:09:33Come again?

0:09:33 > 0:09:36Basically, I reckon you're going to be quite busy later.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38See? I told you you could do it!

0:09:38 > 0:09:41You should put all the stock on offer an' all.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43You will help me, won't you, if I get busy?

0:09:43 > 0:09:44I'm a hairdresser!

0:09:44 > 0:09:45You're a girl!

0:09:45 > 0:09:48All girls know how to slap on a bit of nail polish.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50What's all this?

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Your unique opportunity

0:09:52 > 0:09:54to experience the best at the lowest price.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Oh, I see.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Can I interest you in a quick one before the rush?

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Oh, no, I'm still...

0:10:00 > 0:10:03feeling the effects of your last massage, thanks.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Well, if you wouldn't mind spreading the word around the market.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08- Course I will.- Thank you. - And good on you, girl.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10- Keep putting yourself back out there.- Thanks.

0:10:11 > 0:10:16Ladies, welcome to Elysium. So what might you be after today, then?

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Nearly survived my first week.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Don't know how Honey's put up with me, though.

0:10:24 > 0:10:25You should take her out. Celebrate.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27I'll look after the kids if you want.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Yeah? How you fixed for tonight?

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Only everyone's going down The Feathers for the darts.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Blimey. You do know how to treat a lady, you, don't you?

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Shut up. She'll love it.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Besides, I'll take her for something to eat first, won't I?

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Yeah? Where are you going to take her, McKlunky's?

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Behave. Might do Will a bit of good as well,

0:10:45 > 0:10:47you spending some time with him.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- What do you think's happening now? - What do you mean?

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Well, you know, him not wanting to go to school and that?

0:10:52 > 0:10:55What, you saying you never wanted to bunk off school?

0:10:55 > 0:10:57I've just noticed he's been a bit quiet lately, that's all.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59He's all right, they both are.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01I'd know, wouldn't I?

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Yeah.

0:11:04 > 0:11:05PHONE RINGS

0:11:16 > 0:11:18This is more like it, eh?

0:11:18 > 0:11:22A leisurely lunch in good company.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26Beats standing in the freezing cold with a toasted sarnie every day.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30If you make a habit of this, you could lose your licence, you know?

0:11:30 > 0:11:33You don't think I deserve a little treat every once in a while?

0:11:33 > 0:11:37Hey-hey. Well, I have a little treat lined up for next week.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40- Oh, have you now?- Yeah, man.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44They're showing Brief Encounter at the cinema in the afternoon.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46And it's the silver screen...

0:11:46 > 0:11:47Silver screen?

0:11:47 > 0:11:49For pensioners?

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Yeah, well...

0:11:51 > 0:11:53You think taking me to see an ancient film,

0:11:53 > 0:11:57dipping custard creams in my cup of tea is treating me like a lady?

0:11:57 > 0:11:59I've got news for you, Patrick Trueman.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Yeah, but it's one of my favourite films.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03I am not a pensioner!

0:12:04 > 0:12:10An afternoon at a spa or some fine dining is more to my taste.

0:12:11 > 0:12:15I'm working on it, baby. I'm working on it.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18I mean, this food tastes pretty darn good to me, yeah?

0:12:18 > 0:12:21What, Ian Beale's glorified chippy?

0:12:21 > 0:12:26It isn't exactly what I had in mind, Patrick, but we're working on it.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32HONEY: We do have to keep this quiet, all right?

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Cos if Derek finds out I've left you with these boys...

0:12:34 > 0:12:37No-one's going to find out. Honey, I just want to help, all right?

0:12:37 > 0:12:38I've missed them.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41- Yeah, they've missed you, too. - Where's Janet?

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Oh, she's all right. At a playdate.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45- All right. Come on, then, boys. Let's go.- Have fun!

0:12:45 > 0:12:47- All right, see you later.- See you.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52There's definitely something bugging him. Has Dennis said anything?

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Nah...

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Look, bruv, what's the matter? You even listening to me?

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Don't want to bump into my mum, do I?

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Might say something I regret.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04- Well, you know why she did it. - Yeah, yeah, we know. She cares(!)

0:13:04 > 0:13:07You're lucky to have a mum who cares about you, mate.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Cos I ain't going to have a dad for much longer.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Not with her sticking her oar in.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Why's that man staring at us?

0:13:19 > 0:13:21I dunno.

0:13:21 > 0:13:25Let's get home and we'll stick some popcorn in the microwave, eh?

0:13:33 > 0:13:35She said she didn't want to see no old people film!

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Are you kidding me?

0:13:38 > 0:13:41What, Brief Encounter? The one with the fit doctor?

0:13:41 > 0:13:43- That is a classic, you know?- Yeah!

0:13:43 > 0:13:46People with taste would know that.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Oh, so you saying that Cruella ain't got no taste?

0:13:48 > 0:13:49I could've told you that, Pops.

0:13:49 > 0:13:53That woman's got ideas above her station, that is for sure.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56Although, I must admit she does have her...

0:13:57 > 0:13:59..good points.

0:13:59 > 0:14:00Yeah, man.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02Ugh.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05I bet Dot would love to see that film.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Dot?

0:14:07 > 0:14:08Yeah, you could take her instead.

0:14:08 > 0:14:13I mean, she's all on her own. Probably never gets asked anywhere.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15And she's your mate.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Why are you so concerned?

0:14:17 > 0:14:21Me? No, I just feel sorry for her.

0:14:21 > 0:14:22See you later.

0:14:25 > 0:14:29- So Ian hasn't said anything to you about Beale's?- No.

0:14:29 > 0:14:33Just that he had to go to this organic conference or something.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36And what about Steven?

0:14:36 > 0:14:37How d'you mean?

0:14:37 > 0:14:38Oh, nothing.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41I just feel bad, you know, being away from the place so long.

0:14:41 > 0:14:44Oh, give over, Jane. You've got to concentrate on you now.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47- Right, just give that a minute to dry.- Thanks.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49I'm so glad you decided to come tonight.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52Well, it is your birthday tomorrow. I didn't really have much choice.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Just hope I don't live to regret it.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Linda said to meet at The Vic soon as we can.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Drinks on the house.

0:14:58 > 0:14:59The Vic?

0:14:59 > 0:15:02That's OK, ain't it?

0:15:02 > 0:15:05Well, it's just the last time I was in there...

0:15:05 > 0:15:08I don't know if I can face it. All those people.

0:15:08 > 0:15:09People who care about you.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12Yeah. Wait till you've had a little drink.

0:15:12 > 0:15:13You're kidding.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15- That's it.- Airport please, mate.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17We're going to Disneyland!

0:15:17 > 0:15:20- CHEERING - Come on, let's get in the car.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Cheer up, you loser.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Do you want a bite of my pickled egg?

0:15:32 > 0:15:35What, you ain't even got a console? How d'you play your games?

0:15:35 > 0:15:37We used to have one, but...it broke.

0:15:37 > 0:15:41Course it did. You ain't even got a phone neither, have you?

0:15:41 > 0:15:43My mum said I can get one as soon as I'm in secondary school.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45How do you all live in this dump?

0:15:45 > 0:15:48Our khazi's bigger than your whole gaff.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Yeah, we're moving soon anyway.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53- Where to?- A big place. Where my dad works.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55You're going to live with dead bodies?

0:15:55 > 0:15:57I thought your lot couldn't get any weirder.

0:15:57 > 0:15:58You're not right, none of you.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03I think me and you should have a little chat, don't you?

0:16:06 > 0:16:07Oh, you're here!

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Now, listen, I didn't want you worrying, so I've been in touch

0:16:10 > 0:16:13with The Feathers and made sure they've got a disabled loo.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15- ..Thanks.- Right, anyway,

0:16:15 > 0:16:17let's have a toast.

0:16:17 > 0:16:21The Queen Victorious, ladies and gentlemen!

0:16:21 > 0:16:23You'd better whoop their backsides, girls.

0:16:23 > 0:16:24And let's not forget the birthday girl.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26It's Sharon's celebration tonight and all.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29No, it really isn't. There is nothing to celebrate here.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32And...I've got a little surprise for you.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Ta-da!

0:16:34 > 0:16:36I made it myself. Happy birthday!

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Oh, darling. You shouldn't have.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40She really shouldn't have.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42We're going to celebrate tonight, whether you like it or not.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45Ain't that right, Jane? Come on, let's knock 'em dead.

0:16:45 > 0:16:49Knock 'em dead, knock 'em dead. Good luck!

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Excuse me, bar keep.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54- Come on.- MAN: Bar keep...

0:16:54 > 0:16:56I don't have to go to the darts, all right? I can hang about here.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59What? You think I can't handle that lot?

0:16:59 > 0:17:02No, course not. I'm just saying, if you need a spare pair of hands.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04No, you go, it'll be sweet. Go on.

0:17:04 > 0:17:05All right. Good boy.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10What, did you enjoy the power, did you?

0:17:10 > 0:17:12- It was just a joke. - Do you see him laughing?

0:17:14 > 0:17:17I hate bullies. They make me sick.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Frightening people to get what they want.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Hang on.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25YOU took them boots, didn't you?

0:17:25 > 0:17:26Right, well, listen to this.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29You got a problem with him, then you've got a problem with me.

0:17:29 > 0:17:30Right?

0:17:30 > 0:17:33So I suggest you go and get them before his dad gets back.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Let this be a lesson to you, Will.

0:17:55 > 0:17:59You stand up to bullies and they'll run, every time.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Me and you, we ain't got nothing to hide from.

0:18:05 > 0:18:09- There you are.- Thanks, darling. Have one yourself.- Thank you!

0:18:09 > 0:18:11- I was going to go to bed! - I thought you was celebrating.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Going to bed early IS celebrating these days.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Oh, yeah? What's all this?

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Her tutor e-mailed to say she came top of her class

0:18:18 > 0:18:21for her essay about Jane Eyre.

0:18:21 > 0:18:25- Hats off.- Well done! I never got top marks for nothing.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Except the one time when I wrote all my times tables up my leg

0:18:27 > 0:18:30just before a test. I did!

0:18:30 > 0:18:33Mind you, I've heard it's not just Jane Eyre she's hot on.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36- Oh, for crying out loud!- Tutor's not so bad, either. Do you mind?

0:18:36 > 0:18:38- Watch it, mate. - Oh, it's all right, just leave it.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41- At least someone's enjoying themselves, ain't they?- Yeah.

0:18:41 > 0:18:42That'll be my Lee next week,

0:18:42 > 0:18:44enjoying himself with all his new work mates!

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Out on the sauce, celebrating, eh?

0:18:46 > 0:18:48I always said he was too brainy for the Army.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50- And sensitive, ain't ya?- Whit!

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Yeah, your mum said you'd got a snazzy new job.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Good for you! Be nice to be out there, won't it?

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Be one of the boys again!

0:18:57 > 0:18:58Yeah, too right.

0:18:58 > 0:18:59Two secs.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Same again?

0:19:06 > 0:19:08- DOT:- I nearly didn't let you in,

0:19:08 > 0:19:12what with all the fireworks and the trick-and-treat hooligans.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14I don't know, it gets earlier every year.

0:19:14 > 0:19:19And it's not just little children, you know, satisfied with a toffee.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22No, it's grown men in masks, doing Satan's work for him.

0:19:22 > 0:19:26Well, you can't be too careful nowadays, you know.

0:19:26 > 0:19:27What you come round for?

0:19:27 > 0:19:30I hope it ain't about that business with Kim yesterday.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32I've had my fill of it.

0:19:32 > 0:19:33Yesterday?

0:19:33 > 0:19:39Yes. I mean, she come round here, accusing me of all sorts.

0:19:39 > 0:19:43I mean, I know she's almost family, but she don't half take liberties.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46Is this all about the bump on that car?

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Yeah, well, I thought she'd come to apologise.

0:19:48 > 0:19:52But it was the exact opposite. She went off like a bottle of pop.

0:19:52 > 0:19:56Dot, all I can do is to apologise on her behalf but, yes,

0:19:56 > 0:19:58I'll have a word with that girl.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01So it weren't about her that you come round?

0:20:01 > 0:20:02No, no, no, no!

0:20:02 > 0:20:06Look, I just happened to notice that they're showing one of

0:20:06 > 0:20:10my favourite films next week - Brief Encounter.

0:20:10 > 0:20:14And I wondering if you'd do me the honour of accompanying me.

0:20:14 > 0:20:18Brief Encounter! That was a lovely film.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21It's ages since I went to the pictures.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23But shouldn't you be taking Claudette?

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Ah-ah.

0:20:25 > 0:20:29Not many people appreciate a good thing when they see it.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Come on, Dot, it'll be fun.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Most exciting thing I've done this week

0:20:35 > 0:20:38- is buy tickets for the church raffle.- Hey,

0:20:38 > 0:20:42I might even bring some strawberry bonbons.

0:20:42 > 0:20:43I don't want no tittle-tattle.

0:20:43 > 0:20:47What? Two good friends going to watch a film together.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49What is there to talk about, hm?

0:20:51 > 0:20:53MEN: One, two, three!

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Oh, I can't be doing with this. I'm getting off.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59What, now? I'm having fun!

0:20:59 > 0:21:02Well, you go for it, cos I'd rather be in bed eating sardines on toast

0:21:02 > 0:21:04and with people who ain't plastered!

0:21:04 > 0:21:07- I'd keep on eye on that lot if I were you.- Yeah.

0:21:07 > 0:21:08Think I should kick 'em out?

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Why would you do that? They are chucking cash at us.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13You wait till your mum and dad see the takings.

0:21:13 > 0:21:14They're going to be well chuffed.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16MEN: One, two, three!

0:21:18 > 0:21:21All right, all right, keep it down, eh?

0:21:25 > 0:21:27- SLAP - Oi!

0:21:27 > 0:21:28Watch it, you pervert!

0:21:28 > 0:21:29What you playing at?

0:21:29 > 0:21:30Right, you, out!

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Go on, get out.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35And the rest of you, are you going to behave like adults, or do you

0:21:35 > 0:21:38want to get your coats and all? It's your choice.

0:21:44 > 0:21:45It all makes sense now.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47What makes sense?

0:21:48 > 0:21:50Kim said she was worried about Dot,

0:21:50 > 0:21:53but not for the reasons she told me.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55I don't know what you're saying, Pops.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57You blamed Dot for the crash?

0:21:57 > 0:21:59You threw a tantrum? Eh?

0:22:00 > 0:22:03You told me you went to apologise.

0:22:03 > 0:22:04You lied to me.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08No, not exactly.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Please don't tell me you shouted at an old lady.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12And I've felt bad ever since!

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Why do you think I sent him over there?

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Well, I'm going to tell you something, Kim.

0:22:16 > 0:22:20I'm disappointed in you, man. Really disappointed.

0:22:29 > 0:22:30You must be done in.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Bex said you had hundreds of shares on your post.

0:22:33 > 0:22:37Four manicures, six Brazilians and one Hollywood before lunch

0:22:37 > 0:22:39- has got to be a record.- Wow.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Well, sorry I left you with all them customers.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44It's just Arthur was screaming the place down.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Ta-da! It's all there.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48See, I told you you could do it.

0:22:48 > 0:22:52Go on, you put your feet up. I'll stick the kettle on.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Happy now?

0:22:54 > 0:22:57Look, she's done good, but she can't do this every time.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59What about next month?

0:22:59 > 0:23:02I don't know, Martin, but I'm not going to worry about that now.

0:23:06 > 0:23:07PHONE VIBRATES

0:23:09 > 0:23:13What are you blanking Mr Lover-Lover for? Trouble in paradise?

0:23:13 > 0:23:15No, I'll call him later.

0:23:15 > 0:23:19That's the right idea. Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22Cos once they've had what they want from you...

0:23:22 > 0:23:23game over!

0:23:27 > 0:23:29Right, thanks, bye.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33Someone called Mike just called.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35What, and you answered it?

0:23:35 > 0:23:37He said you know who he is and if you can't call him back in

0:23:37 > 0:23:41the next hour, he'll come here instead.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Will! What are you still doing up?

0:23:43 > 0:23:46Excuse me, little man, it's way past your bedtime.

0:23:46 > 0:23:47Come on, let me tuck you in.

0:23:47 > 0:23:48Mum, I ain't a kid!

0:23:48 > 0:23:50No, it's all right. I said he could, just for tonight.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52- Had a bit of a bad week, ain't you? - Yeah.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Why? What's going on?

0:23:54 > 0:23:57Well, it turns out some kid's not been very nice to him,

0:23:57 > 0:23:59been picking on him.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02- Not again. Will, why didn't you tell me about all of this?- Sh.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05They said about the Cokers and him moving there.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09- Living with corpses and that. Didn't they, Dennis?- Dunno.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Right, you give me their name, we're up the school Monday morning, right?

0:24:12 > 0:24:15- Nah, it's cool. Jay sorted it. - Did you?

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Well, I found the kid and had a word in his ear.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Oh, thank you, Jay.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Don't be silly. It was nothing.

0:24:22 > 0:24:23Well, we've decided, haven't we,

0:24:23 > 0:24:26tonight, Billy that we're not going to be moving there?

0:24:26 > 0:24:29It's too expensive so we're going to be staying put.

0:24:29 > 0:24:30Really?

0:24:30 > 0:24:32And, in better news,

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Will cleared out his room and found these.

0:24:35 > 0:24:36Sorry.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38No need to be sorry, boy.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40It's time for bed now. Come on.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43- Cheers, Jay.- Night, Will. - Night, boy.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Right, I'm going to shoot. Come on, Dennis. I'll drop you off.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47And then I said I'd meet a mate of mine, all right?

0:24:47 > 0:24:51- Yeah, all right. See you later. - Oh, and Jay? Thank you.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58BABE CHEERS

0:24:58 > 0:25:00Big hand for the champions, please!

0:25:00 > 0:25:01CHEERING

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Can you believe it?

0:25:03 > 0:25:06And no dodgy darts required!

0:25:06 > 0:25:09That's brilliant! Lee, that is brilliant, ain't it?

0:25:09 > 0:25:12Do you know what, Linda? Jane had the time of her life.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15I know I don't say this often enough, but...

0:25:15 > 0:25:18- you are an angel, Linda Carter. - LINDA LAUGHS

0:25:18 > 0:25:21And I really, really love you!

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Hang on, hang on! We've missed out the best bit.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Yeah, listen, listen, listen. She's played a blinder.

0:25:28 > 0:25:29Didn't miss the board once!

0:25:29 > 0:25:33Should've seen the face on Geraldine Clough! It could've turned milk.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36I gave her an earful an' all. Dirty cheat. Should be strung up!

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Listen, it's my birthday in nearly an hour,

0:25:39 > 0:25:42so I think we should get this party started!

0:25:42 > 0:25:44Cheers, everyone!

0:25:44 > 0:25:45Here we go!

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Good time, then?

0:25:49 > 0:25:51I never thought I'd say this, but...

0:25:51 > 0:25:53I had a ball.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56It was so nice to get out there and just do something different.

0:25:56 > 0:25:57See, there you go.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01You don't have to rely on Ian, you know?

0:26:01 > 0:26:03I am family an' all.

0:26:03 > 0:26:05He's going to be so proud of you Jane.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07I bet you can't wait to tell him all about it.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19Those bunch of idiots were giving Whitney grief

0:26:19 > 0:26:20and do you know what I did?

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Nothing.

0:26:24 > 0:26:25How pathetic is that?

0:26:27 > 0:26:30Right, just sort that boat out,

0:26:30 > 0:26:32because you know Whit ain't going to see it that way.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35Dad, I thought I could handle them, but they were all just laughing.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37The office is going to be full of people like that.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40What, and you reckon you can't hold your own with that little mob?

0:26:40 > 0:26:43- I can't. I just proved it! - No, because you're better than them.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Yeah? You've got something going on in here.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48You got that job because you're the best geezer for it.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51D'you know how proud that girl of yours is of you?

0:26:51 > 0:26:54- Whitney could have anyone she wants. - Yeah. And who does she want?

0:26:54 > 0:26:58You. So get that in your nut, soppy, please.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01Oh, you're there! You all right?

0:27:01 > 0:27:04- No, he's brand-new. Brand-new, ain't you, boy?- Yeah.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08You ain't worried about them idiots out there, are you?

0:27:08 > 0:27:10- Nah.- Good. Cos come Monday,

0:27:10 > 0:27:13you'll never have to deal with punters like that again!

0:27:13 > 0:27:14It's a whole new start.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18- OK?- Yeah.

0:27:52 > 0:27:53PHONE RINGS

0:28:02 > 0:28:04Yeah, I've got it.

0:28:04 > 0:28:05I'm on my way.

0:28:07 > 0:28:10MUSIC PLAYS

0:28:33 > 0:28:34Question.

0:28:34 > 0:28:37Did you really think I wouldn't track you down?

0:28:39 > 0:28:42It's all there. You can get off my case now, can't you?

0:28:42 > 0:28:44That'd be nice...

0:28:44 > 0:28:46but you're forgetting about the interest.

0:28:46 > 0:28:49Interest? Well, that's not fair, is it?

0:28:49 > 0:28:50I've paid you what I owe.

0:28:50 > 0:28:52I'll give you two weeks.

0:28:54 > 0:28:55What if I can't?

0:28:55 > 0:28:57I've seen where you work.

0:28:57 > 0:29:00Least you'll get a discount on your funeral.