0:00:29 > 0:00:30Oh, is that for me?
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Oh, yeah. Lee, look...
0:00:32 > 0:00:34I've been thinking...
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Right, let's have a look at you, boy.
0:00:36 > 0:00:37I'll tell you later.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39He looks smart, don't he?
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Yeah, well, I weren't really talking about the suit.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42I just wanted a look at that lovely boat
0:00:42 > 0:00:45before I shave them beautiful eyebrows off tomorrow.
0:00:45 > 0:00:46- Very funny.- Not before the wedding.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49He'll be all right. We've got them Grandpa Munster ones, ain't we?
0:00:49 > 0:00:50No-one'll know the difference.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52- Can I cop for that, my little sweetheart?- Yeah.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55- Thank you very much.- I think I might slip into your pamper night instead.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58- No, you ain't, it's girls only. Sorry.- All right!
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Lauren got really upset when I put the dress on.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02I hope she's still up for it.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03No, of course she will be.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Listen, you just worry about the honeymoon, all right?
0:01:05 > 0:01:07I'm sorting my leave out today and all.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- Seriously?!- Yeah, couple of weeks.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Push the boat right out.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Got my waistcoats coming today and all. It's all happening.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15- Waistcoats?- Yeah, for Ollie and Louie.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16They're so cute, you'll love them.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Now, all I've got to do is finish my dress.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Listen, I've got a delivery coming later,
0:01:23 > 0:01:26do you mind keeping en eye out for it and make sure Whit don't see it?
0:01:26 > 0:01:29- Sure.- Are you using that?- Yeah, well I've got an essay due for next week.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Ta, mate. See you later.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Welcome.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Just checking you're all right to pick the kids up after work, yeah?
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Nice one. All right, see you later.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53Yeah.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Oi!
0:01:57 > 0:01:59This ain't a tip, you know!
0:02:05 > 0:02:08You could give me a hand, you know.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Oh, sorry, yeah.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Just give me two minutes.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Oh! So, you've got time to read
0:02:13 > 0:02:16but no time to tell your kids you're pregnant?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Here we go, another lecture.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21No, no, no, what you choose to do in your employer's time
0:02:21 > 0:02:23is none of my business.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26You want something.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Well, you think I'm giving you another driving lesson,
0:02:29 > 0:02:30you can think again.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Oh, I've got Vincent for that, thank you very much.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34And just cos I skipped my test
0:02:34 > 0:02:36doesn't make you better than me.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38What you on about, "better?"
0:02:38 > 0:02:39You and your reading. All la-di-da.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42I thought you said this was none of your business.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Well, some of us have got better things to do.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47Vincent is taking me out tonight. Somewhere romantic. Expensive.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Here it comes...
0:02:49 > 0:02:50What?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52I thought you would want to spend the evening
0:02:52 > 0:02:53with your favourite niece.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Ah, you did, did you?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Well, no, no.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Because I've got my class.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Typical.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02You're spending more time with this Jurgen, Jargen...
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Jorgen.- Yeah, whatever his name is. ..than your own family.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Well, fine, we'll stay in.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10See you, Honey.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16What you looking at?
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Your class is at the community centre, right?
0:03:19 > 0:03:20So?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Well, they've stopped the classes this week
0:03:22 > 0:03:24to make room for the kids' play scheme.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27You're up to something.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Don't be silly.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Well, just give her some honey and lemon or something.
0:03:34 > 0:03:35Yeah.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Is Arthur all right?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40All right, yeah. Thanks, Mum.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42All right, see you later.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Bex!
0:03:44 > 0:03:45How was your mum's?
0:03:45 > 0:03:46It was nice.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48"Nice?" Is that it?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51I...
0:03:52 > 0:03:54I just think I'm better off without Shaki.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57But I thought you two sorted everything out.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Why, has he done something?
0:03:59 > 0:04:01No. No.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Honestly. I'm fine.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Hey, you all right?
0:04:05 > 0:04:06Welcome back.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Louise is waiting.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Is she all right?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16I don't know but, apparently,
0:04:16 > 0:04:17she ain't with Shaki no more.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Good.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20Martin, for goodness' sake,
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- will you just be a little bit sensitive?- Why?
0:04:23 > 0:04:24He's no good for her.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26I'll make sure he knows it and all.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27Oh, leave him.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29She's just said he ain't done nothing wrong.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30And you believe her, do you?
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Well, I don't know, but at least I'm listening.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40How was it, then?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Did you get anything worth keeping?
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Mum got me these for my bracelet.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46They're so pretty.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48My mum just sent me cash.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49I got you something as well.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Aw, thank you. You shouldn't have.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57I saw it and thought of you...
0:04:57 > 0:04:58and Shaki.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02It's a joke, yeah?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04I know, it's...
0:05:04 > 0:05:07It's just that I don't think we're together any more.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08What?!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10What, was it that bad?
0:05:10 > 0:05:12It's not that. It's...
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Do you mind if we go somewhere else?
0:05:18 > 0:05:19Yeah.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Bex... Bex...
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Oh, hello.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36I'm sorry to hear about the flower stall.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Your Patrick told me all about it.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Oh, so he's still MY Patrick then?
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Well, I ain't heard nothing to the contrary.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Mind you, he wouldn't discuss his private matters with me.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Why not? You two seem...cosy.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53He was my Jim's best friend.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55It's nothing more than that.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57That's all there is to it.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Well, I won't wait forever.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Young man comes calling,
0:06:02 > 0:06:04I want to be ready.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Yes, well, I'll have this ready for this afternoon.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Oh.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11I know it ain't none of my business,
0:06:11 > 0:06:15but I should save this dress for Patrick.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18He's bound to come calling soon enough.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20You've got to have a little faith, you know.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24It's like that film, Brief Encounter.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Extraordinary things happen to ordinary people.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Yeah, but usually only in films.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37I can't believe him.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Who does he think he is?!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42What are you going to do?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44I don't know.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47But please, please, just don't tell anyone.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48But he's a pig, Bex!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- You've got to...- Please,
0:06:50 > 0:06:52I just want to forget about it, Lou.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58What do you want?!
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Bex...
0:07:01 > 0:07:02..can we go somewhere, please?
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Does she look like she wants to talk to you?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07I don't know.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- I just wanted to... - Bit late for all that, yeah?
0:07:10 > 0:07:12What kind of a boyfriend are you anyway?
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Calling her "frigid?"
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Well done.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20What a boy.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Thank you!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26There is so much stuff!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Do you think we've overdone it?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Oh, don't be daft, it's your wedding.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Oh, it's for Lee.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- What is it?- Oh, I don't know... - Is it for me?- No, no...
0:07:37 > 0:07:39- It is for me.- Stop it. Oi, oi, oi.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41What is all this stuff anyway?
0:07:41 > 0:07:42- I mean...- Right, well, where do I start?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44I've got my flower baskets,
0:07:44 > 0:07:46I've got beads for my dress...
0:07:46 > 0:07:48And...somewhere...
0:07:50 > 0:07:51This one,
0:07:51 > 0:07:53present for Lee.
0:07:53 > 0:07:54Just cos he's been so lovely.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Aww.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57It's all stuff they need, sausage.
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Right, come on, Whit.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01You bring that lot and I'll take the wishing well.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03OK.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20I stopped by Kush's stall.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23He's got some new jumper dresses in.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Might actually fit me.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27What?
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- Wouldn't have anything to do with tonight, would it?- Oh!
0:08:30 > 0:08:31What's this now?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Denise is going out...
0:08:33 > 0:08:35but she won't tell us where.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39Oh, sure she'll tell her old pops.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42I don't know what you're talking about.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Hmm.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Oh, Claudette!
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Claudette!
0:08:50 > 0:08:53What, are you going to make me run after you?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55You're looking fine today.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56What is it, Patrick?
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Come on now, man.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00This heart, it's too old for heartache.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02There is that beautiful smile.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Tell me I can take you out tonight.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07You sure you wouldn't rather take Dot?
0:09:08 > 0:09:10I only have eyes for you.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Pick me up at seven.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Oh, no. Wait, wait.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Let's say about 7.30. Only I've got to pick up something for...
0:09:17 > 0:09:18For Dot?!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20I can't believe you.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22You might only have eyes for me,
0:09:22 > 0:09:23- but Dot has the rest of you. - Oh, come on.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Tell you what, tell you what, tell you what.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Tomorrow night, I'm going to take you out properly.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Wherever you want.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31The full Trueman Show. Hmm?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Then I might...
0:09:35 > 0:09:38do some cooking at home instead.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Yeah, man.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52I've got the message, all right? Loud and clear.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54No, that weren't what I was...
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Just let me explain.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Explain?!
0:09:57 > 0:09:59I mean...talk.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Apologise.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Five minutes.
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Please.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Fine.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19But not here.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Thank you for helping me.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Linda ain't exactly Vivienne Westwood.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34I'm sorry about the other day.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36I made it all about me.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Don't be silly.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39You're my best mate.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42You're always there for me.
0:10:42 > 0:10:43I cannot believe
0:10:43 > 0:10:45you're getting married next week!
0:10:45 > 0:10:47I know! Nor can I.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50At least I'm doing it in the right order this time.
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Yeah.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55You mean you haven't been dropping any pregnancy tests down the loo?
0:10:55 > 0:10:56No...
0:10:58 > 0:11:00..but I do think it's time to move on.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03Look, don't tell anyone just yet...
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Are you saying...?
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Yeah.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10I think I'm ready to start trying again.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Whit, that is amazing!
0:11:12 > 0:11:13I'm so happy for you.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Thank you.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Come on, hold it up now.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- Let's see what it looks like.- OK.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21I love it.
0:11:21 > 0:11:22- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Oi! Get out!
0:11:24 > 0:11:26You're not supposed to be in here! It's bad luck.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30You do know it's my brother that you're marrying, don't you?
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Yeah.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Well, I don't know the rules of brother-in-laws.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34I'm not sure there are any rules.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36I don't care. I ain't risking it.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37Go on, we won't be long.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39OK, all right.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41- Well, let me just get my book. - THEY LAUGH
0:11:41 > 0:11:42Oh, Lauren, the waistcoats!
0:11:42 > 0:11:43Look, cute!
0:11:43 > 0:11:46You didn't have to get Louie's one. I will give you the money.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Don't be silly. There was enough left in the wedding pot. Just.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Oh.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52So cute!
0:11:52 > 0:11:53I know.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01I got you a hot chocolate.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09So, did you have a good time at your mum's?
0:12:09 > 0:12:12It was fine.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13Cool.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Did you see the card I posted on your page?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Cos there was this other one, with a cat and I wasn't sure if...
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Whatever, Shaki. I don't really care about cats right now.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27That ain't what I meant. I just, I thought...
0:12:27 > 0:12:29What is this, anyway?
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Why are we even here?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34I don't know.
0:12:34 > 0:12:35I just thought...
0:12:35 > 0:12:36No, wait!
0:12:38 > 0:12:40I'm sorry, all right?
0:12:40 > 0:12:42I should never have called you "frigid".
0:12:42 > 0:12:43No, you shouldn't.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46I just...
0:12:46 > 0:12:47I thought that you wanted to
0:12:47 > 0:12:49- and then, all of a sudden...- What?
0:12:49 > 0:12:51What, I changed my mind?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Sorry if I don't know exactly what I want right now.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59I thought you were my boyfriend, Shaki.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01I was.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03I am.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07All this sex stuff,
0:13:07 > 0:13:09it's become, like, a massive thing...
0:13:09 > 0:13:10You don't think I feel that?
0:13:10 > 0:13:13The more people go on about it, the...
0:13:14 > 0:13:15You know?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18But that...
0:13:18 > 0:13:19That does not make...
0:13:19 > 0:13:21That does not make me frigid.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23I know.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25I was just vexed.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29I'm sorry.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33I don't want to split up with you.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36I don't want to either.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45So...
0:13:47 > 0:13:49So, do you want to come to round later and...
0:13:49 > 0:13:51maybe watch a film?
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Yeah, all right.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59And...
0:14:00 > 0:14:02And maybe...
0:14:02 > 0:14:03What?
0:14:03 > 0:14:05You mean...?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07I don't know.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09You can come round later and...
0:14:09 > 0:14:10and we'll see.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Right.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22I'm telling you,
0:14:22 > 0:14:24- all those books, it's not natural. - Yeah. Three point turn.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- What, here? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Go on, then, you walking or what?!
0:14:29 > 0:14:32So, I'm now going to have to pay for a baby-sitter
0:14:32 > 0:14:35and I'm already forking out for this daycare.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36She's so selfish.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38And now, I can't go to the restaurant.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Can you concentrate on the road?
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Do me a favour, Vincent.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43You know this is not a real lesson, innit?
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Yeah, but practice makes perfect, all right?
0:14:45 > 0:14:46You rubbing my nose into it as well?
0:14:46 > 0:14:48No-one's rubbing your nose in anything.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50I know you can drive. Denise knows you can drive, all right?
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- And I bet you're going to pass.- Oh, yeah? And what's the odds on that?
0:14:53 > 0:14:55At least I'm trying to show you that believe in you.
0:14:55 > 0:14:56Obviously, you don't believe in yourself.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Stop talking rubbish, Vincent.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59You're the one that bunked your theory.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02You obviously don't believe in yourself that much, do you?
0:15:02 > 0:15:04I mean, what's your problem with Denise anyway?
0:15:04 > 0:15:05You're both trying to get on.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07She's got her course, you've got your driving.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09I mean, what's wrong with that?
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Don't know.
0:15:11 > 0:15:12Nothing, I suppose.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- HE CHUCKLES - Right. Except...
0:15:15 > 0:15:16she's actually doing it.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19You feel bad cos you ain't doing the same.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23You know, I always knew there was more to you about you
0:15:23 > 0:15:24than those buff arms.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Yeah.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Where are you going?
0:15:30 > 0:15:31To book my theory test.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34- Now?- Yes. Right now.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35HORN BLARES
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Oh, just hold on, man!
0:15:37 > 0:15:38HORN BLARES I said, "Hold on!"
0:15:38 > 0:15:40It's coming, innit.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- There you go.- Whit, Whit, whip his strides off.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47I'll handcuff him to the bar.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49You been searching for stag pranks all day, have you?
0:15:49 > 0:15:51No, no. I've had a bit of lunch, obviously.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Leave him alone. Right, are you going to show him or shall I?
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Oh, go on.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Aren't they just the cutest things you've ever seen?
0:15:59 > 0:16:00Yeah, yeah.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01They're right cute, they are.
0:16:01 > 0:16:02Listen, Whit, can I have a word?
0:16:02 > 0:16:04- Yeah.- Ta.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Is everything all right?
0:16:09 > 0:16:11I'm so, so sorry but it just ain't going to happen.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13One of the boys at work said I ain't been there long enough
0:16:13 > 0:16:15so there's no point in me even asking.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16Lee, slow down. What's happened?
0:16:16 > 0:16:18My leave. I ain't going to be able to get the time off.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Not even for the wedding.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- What?!- Well, don't worry. We're still going to get married.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24I'm just going to have to pull a sickie.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25Right, well, can you do that?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27I'm going to have to, ain't I? We ain't putting off the wedding.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29But we are going to have to put off the honeymoon.
0:16:29 > 0:16:30- No...- I'm really sorry.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33..as long as the wedding is till on, that's all that matters.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35And your mum said Torquay's really nice, so...
0:16:35 > 0:16:36I don't mind there for the weekend.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Right, well, then we'll do both.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41We'll do the weekend first and then we'll do the proper one afterwards.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42No expenses spared.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44All right, then!
0:16:44 > 0:16:46I just want everything to be perfect for you.
0:16:48 > 0:16:49It already is.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57What about one of them pashminas?
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Cara Delevingne won't leave home without one.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- Let's have a look then. - Oh, yeah, proper socialite.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06All you need is a little dog in a bag.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09What's the occasion anyway?
0:17:09 > 0:17:12No, no, no. No, there's no occasion.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Don't listen to her.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15She bought a dress earlier, too.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Oh? New man?
0:17:17 > 0:17:18Please, don't be ridiculous.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20How much do I owe you?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22I will do it for eight
0:17:22 > 0:17:24if you tell me where you're going.
0:17:24 > 0:17:25Well, there's ten.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Right, stag pranks.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Get you drunk and then...
0:17:38 > 0:17:39leave you in a...
0:17:40 > 0:17:42..taxi?
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Yeah, this ain't really your thing, is it, mate?
0:17:45 > 0:17:46No, it is not.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48That package arrive?
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Oh, sweet.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53I...
0:17:53 > 0:17:56saw your honeymoon ideas.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58You're really going all out for this, ain't you?
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Yeah, well, we've had to delay it, ain't we?
0:18:00 > 0:18:03- So, all the more reason to spoil her.- Yeah, yeah.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05I guess with all Whit's spending and...
0:18:05 > 0:18:07your presents...
0:18:07 > 0:18:08It all adds up, don't it?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10What's that got to do with you?
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Have you seen those?
0:18:12 > 0:18:1360 quid, they cost.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15You saying I can't spend 60 quid on my missus?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17No, of course not.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Look, Whit deserves the best, so why shouldn't I give it to her?
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Yeah, look, you're right. Sorry, I'm being an idiot.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23I'm being an idiot.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Oh, mate, Martin, Kush, Shrimpy are all in for paintballing and curry.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Your army lads, too. It's going to be quality.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Sweet.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39RADIO: # She is beautiful
0:18:41 > 0:18:42# She's so lovely
0:18:42 > 0:18:44# She's so lovely
0:18:44 > 0:18:45- SHE SINGS:- # She's so lovely
0:18:45 > 0:18:47# She's so lovely. #
0:18:47 > 0:18:48KNOCK ON DOOR
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Yeah?
0:18:52 > 0:18:53I was just...
0:18:53 > 0:18:55I was just checking that you were all right.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Shaki's coming over.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Oh!
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Oh, you two sorted things out?
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Oh, OK. Well, do you want to talk about it or...?
0:19:04 > 0:19:05It's all right.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06We're...
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Honestly, we're fine.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09Thank you.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Oh.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13All right.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24OK...
0:19:24 > 0:19:26There you go, mate. Just call it a couple of quid.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Cheers, Mart.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29So, how are you finding life as the boss then?
0:19:29 > 0:19:30I'm a Mitchell, ain't I?
0:19:30 > 0:19:31It's in the blood.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33- Really?- What's that supposed to mean?
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Well, what kind of boss lets his customers
0:19:35 > 0:19:38wade through rubbish to get to the door?
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Oh!
0:19:40 > 0:19:41I hope he's worth it.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46"AMERICAN IDIOT" BY GREEN DAY BLARES
0:19:46 > 0:19:47Look, there's no need to check up on me!
0:19:47 > 0:19:49I said I'll make an appointment!
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Don't go pestering me!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Dot, I'm not checking up on you!
0:19:52 > 0:19:54I just brought you these new glasses!
0:19:54 > 0:19:55What for?
0:19:55 > 0:19:57What on earth are you listening to?
0:19:57 > 0:20:00I couldn't say!
0:20:00 > 0:20:02It's that digital Dab!
0:20:02 > 0:20:06You know, that wireless what I won in the church raffle!
0:20:06 > 0:20:08And you have to press these here buttons
0:20:08 > 0:20:11and get the stations - oh, I don't know!
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Well, these should help in the meantime.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15They're the strongest you can get from over the counter.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17All right, I'll give them a try.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20VOLUME DECREASES
0:20:20 > 0:20:21MUSIC STOPS
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Oh, thank goodness for that.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26- Since you're so handy...- Hmm?
0:20:26 > 0:20:29..could you help me with my soundproof curtains?
0:20:29 > 0:20:32I'll make you a fish pie.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Yeah, I'll do that tomorrow
0:20:34 > 0:20:37if you would honour me with a dance.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39No, none of that.
0:20:39 > 0:20:40Claudette, your Claudette,
0:20:40 > 0:20:44she was in the launderette today and she weren't best pleased.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47- What?- And she's going to be even worse pleased
0:20:47 > 0:20:48when she sees her dress.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Look at this.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Look at them there beads.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55I suppose I'll have to pay for it.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57No, no, no, it's all right. I'll take it for her.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59I'll sweeten her up.
0:20:59 > 0:21:00Oh.
0:21:00 > 0:21:01You...
0:21:01 > 0:21:04You're a good friend, Patrick. Thank you.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Right.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11All right?
0:21:11 > 0:21:13All right?
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Have you thought any more about dinner?
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Not Chinese, though.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Yeah, it's all right, I'll sort something. Is Bex in?
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Yeah she's upstairs, but don't go up
0:21:21 > 0:21:22cos Shaki's coming round in a minute.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Oh, great(!) That's back on, is it?
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Look, I'm telling you now, Stace,
0:21:25 > 0:21:27I am not leaving him alone with her again.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Oh, Martin! Will you just give them some space.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Yeah, that's a great idea, Stace... DOORBELL RINGS
0:21:32 > 0:21:35..why don't we just book them a hotel room while we're at it?
0:21:39 > 0:21:40All right, Shaki?
0:21:40 > 0:21:41All right, Mrs Fowler?
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Mr Fowler.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44Is Bex in?
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Yeah, she's upstairs, go up.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53HE SIGHS
0:21:54 > 0:21:56So, that's that then?
0:21:56 > 0:21:57Yes, Martin.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59They had a fight, they sorted it out. End of.
0:21:59 > 0:22:00Yeah, till the next time.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Look, I am telling you, Stace, he is no good for her.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04He is a nice boy and you know he is.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06And Bex is 16.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08In case you ain't noticed, she is a grown-up and all.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11So, we can either kick off and mess it up again,
0:22:11 > 0:22:16or you can just trust that Bex will make the right decision for herself.
0:22:16 > 0:22:21Why do you have to be right ALL the flipping time?
0:22:21 > 0:22:22The London Stadium.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24I mean, it's crazy, ain't it?
0:22:24 > 0:22:25It's a bit new at the minute, ain't it?
0:22:25 > 0:22:27It is a bit, isn't it? Hold up, hold up.
0:22:27 > 0:22:28Here, boy...
0:22:28 > 0:22:29get that down the old scrag.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Shouldn't he be being the rounds now? Made of money, ain't you?
0:22:32 > 0:22:34I thought you're the one that's meant to be the manager, ain't you?
0:22:34 > 0:22:36- Finally, a bit of respect. - Drinks on you, yeah, Billy?
0:22:36 > 0:22:38No, that is not what I meant.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Actually, you should be saving yours, Lee, for the honeymoon.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Whit ain't going to be doing no budget airlines, is she,
0:22:43 > 0:22:44now you're a city boy?
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Oi, stop it! Lee knows I don't mind where we go.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49As long as it starts in "Bar" and ends in "bados".
0:22:49 > 0:22:50No, that ain't true!
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Has Donna gone home, has she?
0:22:54 > 0:22:56I think she went for a pony.
0:22:56 > 0:22:57I mean, she's been gone a while.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Oh, right.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Do you know what? I've left my mobile at home.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- Keep an eye on that, will you? - All right, son, yeah.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Hey.
0:23:08 > 0:23:09Pearl is fast asleep.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11I'll get some glasses.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14I just ran into Sharon and Dennis.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18Apparently Dennis has been at the play centre all day...
0:23:18 > 0:23:21which is in the same place that Denise has her classes...
0:23:23 > 0:23:25..which open late for working parents...
0:23:26 > 0:23:30- ..which means there's no class tonight.- Ah!
0:23:30 > 0:23:31I knew she was acting shifty.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34And apparently, Donna saw her heading out in some new outfit
0:23:34 > 0:23:37and she wouldn't tell her where she was going.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38So she didn't want to babysit.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41It ain't the worst thing anyone's ever done.
0:23:41 > 0:23:42There's more to it.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Honestly, she doesn't tell me anything no more.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Look, just give her some space.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48I'm sure she'll start to open up again soon.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50There ain't no time, Vincent.
0:23:50 > 0:23:51She's having a baby
0:23:51 > 0:23:53and she hasn't even told the girls.
0:23:53 > 0:23:54She's cutting us out.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59She will not thank you for interfering.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Are you going to pour this or what?
0:24:12 > 0:24:13Hey, how was your mystery night...?
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Don't.
0:24:15 > 0:24:16I don't even want to...
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Oh, you snuck off quietly.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37You all right?
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Yeah, I'm just knackered from work.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Come here.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47You know, you really shouldn't listen to them.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49I want to marry you.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51That is all I want.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52I know.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54That and matching lilac waistcoats.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Well, yeah. Obviously.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58And a wishing well.
0:24:58 > 0:24:59Yeah, all right, stop it now.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01That was your mum's idea anyway.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Do you think it's too much?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06I can send it back in the morning.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08What? No! Don't be silly, it's good stuff.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10- Are you sure?- Yeah.
0:25:10 > 0:25:11Yeah, of course.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13I wish I didn't say anything now.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15What is a wishing well anyway?
0:25:15 > 0:25:17It's for the guests to put money in.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19- It's for us.- Ahh!
0:25:19 > 0:25:21So, at least we'll be earning some of it back, then.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Well, yeah.
0:25:24 > 0:25:25Anyway,
0:25:25 > 0:25:28I ain't the only one that's been spending money.
0:25:28 > 0:25:32I hear someone got me a present.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34I don't know what you're talking about.
0:25:34 > 0:25:35All right.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Well, fine. I didn't get you one either.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39No, you didn't. You did?
0:25:39 > 0:25:40Did you? What is it?
0:25:40 > 0:25:43It's just a little something to say...
0:25:43 > 0:25:45how proud I am of you...
0:25:45 > 0:25:46Yeah?
0:25:46 > 0:25:49..and thanks for everything you've ever done for me.
0:25:51 > 0:25:52And then, once we're married...
0:25:54 > 0:25:56..I want to give you another present.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00We can try again...
0:26:00 > 0:26:02for a baby.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04We're ready, ain't we?
0:26:04 > 0:26:05Yeah, of course.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08You've given me everything, Lee.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10You know...
0:26:10 > 0:26:12we're getting married.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15We're getting our own place soon.
0:26:15 > 0:26:16I just want to make you happy...
0:26:16 > 0:26:18like you make me happy.
0:26:20 > 0:26:21Come here.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25I'll never let you down, you know that.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Never.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54All right, so I'm thinking, gaffer tape.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56We'll get untold of it,
0:26:56 > 0:26:58we'll strap him to the sign above the Vic, right,
0:26:58 > 0:27:00- and we'll leave him there all night.- Yes, nice.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02- It's got to be the one, ain't it? It's got to be.- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05- Bill, your booze is here. - Oh, right. Cheers.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07What's that smell?!
0:27:09 > 0:27:11I'm just going to...
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Take your time, won't you?
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Anyway, I think the best bit, best bit, right,
0:27:15 > 0:27:17is in the morning when we get him down, right?
0:27:17 > 0:27:19I'm thinking just like...
0:27:19 > 0:27:21wax the life out of him.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23- Oh!- Oh!
0:27:29 > 0:27:30- Ow, ow, ow.- Sorry!
0:27:30 > 0:27:34- My hair, my hair, ow! - It's my bracelet. Hang on.
0:27:34 > 0:27:35Your chastity bracelet?
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Yeah.
0:27:37 > 0:27:38Good to see it's doing its job.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51Do you...?
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Do you mind if we try again another time?
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Bit of a mood killer, wasn't it?
0:27:56 > 0:27:57I just want it to feel right.
0:27:59 > 0:28:00Me, too.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02Let's just wait till it does.
0:28:22 > 0:28:24HE SIGHS