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0:00:33 > 0:00:34Oh!

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Lee, Lee! Quick, you've got to come and see this!

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Quick - Carmel is having a proper meltdown! Ha!

0:00:52 > 0:00:54- MUFFLED:- Huh! Hilarious!

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Oh, Lee, you're dribbling.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Who put an electric toothbrush on the list anyway?

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Oh Lee, you ain't forgotten that we're having drinks

0:01:03 > 0:01:06with Lauren and Steven tonight, have you?

0:01:06 > 0:01:07Lee?

0:01:09 > 0:01:12What? I'm just saying, you haven't forgotten, have you...?

0:01:12 > 0:01:13Yeah, I heard you.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15- OK, well?- Do we have to?

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Yes, we have to. They're expecting us. And it's arranged.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Can't you unarrange it?

0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Yeah, I guess. - Right, that's sorted, then.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26You're not going NOW? You're going to be too early.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29- There's a bit of a rush on. They want me in early. - But you haven't had breakfast.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31That's all right, I'm not hungry. Right, see you later.

0:01:31 > 0:01:32Lee?

0:01:32 > 0:01:33Yeah?

0:01:33 > 0:01:35We're all right, aren't we?

0:01:35 > 0:01:36Course.

0:01:37 > 0:01:38Love you.

0:01:40 > 0:01:44Kush! Kush! They're still doing it!

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Putting THEIR rubbish in MY bin!

0:01:47 > 0:01:48Who are?

0:01:48 > 0:01:50That's the whole point. I don't know!

0:01:50 > 0:01:51YOU'RE supposed to be on bin watch!

0:01:51 > 0:01:54So I've got to set up an all-night vigilante patrol now, have I?

0:01:54 > 0:01:57If it was your bin, you'd be cross.

0:01:57 > 0:01:58Some son you are!

0:02:01 > 0:02:03- Hey, babe.- Hello.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07Hello, you. I didn't think mother and baby group started till nine.

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Oh, no, I've got shopping to do first.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Listen, will you do me a favour?

0:02:10 > 0:02:13When you get a minute, will you just go to the house and have a word with Kyle?

0:02:13 > 0:02:14Why?

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Cos he's still freaking out about this job in France.

0:02:17 > 0:02:18I thought he'd decided to stay.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Yeah, but that's just as a favour for us.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Cos of the rent money.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25- But that's good thing, though, innit?- Don't you feel guilty?

0:02:26 > 0:02:28No. Not really.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32Oh, will you just go and reassure him that we'll be fine?

0:02:32 > 0:02:34But we won't.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Well, we'll find another tenant.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Please? He's my brother.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Just do it for me?

0:02:41 > 0:02:42Go on, then.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Thank you, you gorgeous man!

0:02:45 > 0:02:48The only trouble is, it's Kathy's first day in the caff today.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52- So, I'm just going to have to wait till Luke turns up. - Oh, that's fine. Whenever. Love you.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54- Love you too. - Bye-bye to Daddy.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Bye, mate. See you, babe.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01I mean, what was he thinking?

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Broad daylight, there's loads of witnesses.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Goodness knows what this has done to them.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08And what is a 14-year-old doing with a knife in the first place?

0:03:08 > 0:03:09Tina, cup of tea, please.

0:03:09 > 0:03:13Hang on a minute. I mean, what about the parents? They're the ones that should be up in court.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Yeah, but what about THEIR parents?

0:03:15 > 0:03:16Tina!

0:03:16 > 0:03:20- Just saying.- Tina... - All right. Cup of tea? See?

0:03:20 > 0:03:21All right, Mum?

0:03:21 > 0:03:24- Ian, you didn't bring my phone, did you?- Should I have?

0:03:24 > 0:03:27I left it in the living room, on the side. Never mind, I'll pop back later.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30- Right, well - I just came here to wish you good luck. That was all. - Check up on me, more like.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32See, this is what happens when I'm nice to people!

0:03:32 > 0:03:34- Oh, Ian.- What?

0:03:34 > 0:03:35I'm sorry.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Just make sure you double the profits by this time next week, yeah?

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Save this till your break, all right?

0:03:43 > 0:03:45And remember to push the paninis.

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Yes, Lee?

0:03:49 > 0:03:53Oh, what have you got to-go? What's that?

0:03:53 > 0:03:55This one? Egg and cress?

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Yeah, can I have that and a chicken salad, please.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58Whitney not feeding you, then?

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Oh, just running a bit late, that's all.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04- There you go. - Oh, thanks, Lauren. Cheers.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- Hiya.- Oh!- Seeing you tonight, aren't we?

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Are we? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, sorry.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12The trouble is, well, I've got a work do.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14So... But another time, though, yeah?

0:04:17 > 0:04:20OK, I got your text.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22What's so important that you're calling me out at this time?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25It's Dad.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Would YOU want to do it?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29No-one would, but it's your job, innit?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31That you're lucky to have.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34I was just saying to Dennis - sometimes you've got to do the

0:04:34 > 0:04:36difficult thing.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Denny said you're making him go to school.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40I'm not making him, I just think he should.

0:04:40 > 0:04:41But he's upset.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Jay, tell Sharon what you're doing today.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Eddie Kendall's body's coming in first thing.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Dennis is just going to school.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54They've had counselling and everything, you know,

0:04:54 > 0:04:56- he'll be fine once he get there. - Well, aren't you worried?

0:04:56 > 0:04:59You don't deal with your worries by giving in to them.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03I'd take him, but Billy wants me in early.

0:05:03 > 0:05:04I'll do it if you like.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Have a word with him on the way in, will ya?

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Thanks, Ben.

0:05:09 > 0:05:10Coming, Jay?

0:05:10 > 0:05:11Yeah.

0:05:12 > 0:05:13Good luck.

0:05:15 > 0:05:16I'll see you this afternoon, darling!

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Don't call me darling! >

0:05:20 > 0:05:24Right, what can I get you for breakfast?

0:05:25 > 0:05:27I just... I can't face it.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Oh, come on, Phil - you've got to eat.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33It's my choice, Sharon.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37My body, my decision. We agreed.

0:05:43 > 0:05:48He's refusing to have the transplant?! What did Sharon say?

0:05:48 > 0:05:52Not much. It's like she's given up.

0:05:52 > 0:05:53I don't know what to do.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Don't worry - I'm on the case.

0:05:55 > 0:05:56What you planning?

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Phil's always going on about family.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Let's see how he likes it, yeah? Leave it with me.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Kath, you got a minute?

0:06:08 > 0:06:09Yeah.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13Louise was just telling me that Phil's refusing to have the transplant.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15This must be what Ben didn't want to tell me.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18- We've got to talk him out of it. - Yeah, well, good luck with that!

0:06:18 > 0:06:21What are you telling me? That you're all right with this? It's Ben's dad!

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Yes. Who Phil's deliberately cut out of his will.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25You can't let him die because of that!

0:06:25 > 0:06:28It's up to him, Shirl, all right? I'm keeping well out of it.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Oh, Jay, just in time.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Colin's back from the mortuary - he's going to need a hand.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Jay, it's got to be done, mate.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48PHONE RINGS

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Shirl, it's not really a good time.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53'This will only take a second.'

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Phil's refusing to have the transplant.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Yeah, well, that's up to him, innit?

0:06:57 > 0:06:59That's what Kathy said. What are you saying? You're all right with this?

0:06:59 > 0:07:01No, course I'm not all right about it...

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Well, good, cos we need to talk to him. I'll meet you round there at lunchtime.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Don't you think I've tried already?

0:07:06 > 0:07:09'You know what Phil's like, once he's made his mind up, that's it.'

0:07:09 > 0:07:11I'm sorry Shirl, I've got to go, OK?

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Shirley being Shirley.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Come on, Jay - Colin will be waiting for you.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Look, kids is always going to be hard.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36OK. OK, you stay here.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37I'll deal with it.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Sorry.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43No. It's all right.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Ronnie, can you give me a ring when you get this message, please?

0:07:50 > 0:07:53You know what, on second thoughts - I need to talk to you face-to-face.

0:07:53 > 0:07:54I'm going to come round.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Oh, hello. Who's looking after Sylvie?

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Since when has that bothered you?

0:08:01 > 0:08:03- Morning! - What you doing in here?

0:08:03 > 0:08:06- That's a friendly welcome(!) - Who've you fallen out with?

0:08:06 > 0:08:09I just fancied having me breakfast over here for a change!

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Is there a law against it?

0:08:11 > 0:08:12Try a panini - they're new.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15For breakfast?! I don't think so.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Just give Babe what she wants, will you, Tina?

0:08:17 > 0:08:18Full English.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25I've not even started the job yet and I'm getting e-mails already.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26Exciting!

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Come on, what were you saying about Lee?

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Oh, don't, I feel bad even mentioning it now.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36It's not like I'm going to run round repeating it.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39All right, without going into too much detail,

0:08:39 > 0:08:43Whitney and Lee are having some problems in the bedroom department.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48So seeing Lee in the cafe earlier and him ducking out

0:08:48 > 0:08:52on me and Steven, I don't know. I mean, what shall I do?

0:08:52 > 0:08:56Nothing. They're just finding their feet. They'll sort it out.

0:08:56 > 0:08:57Yeah.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59TEXT MESSAGE ALERT

0:09:02 > 0:09:03LAUREN CHUCKLES

0:09:03 > 0:09:04What?

0:09:04 > 0:09:08Whitney. Wants to meet up for a coffee.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14I wanted some advice. Yeah, well, that'll teach me.

0:09:14 > 0:09:19Go on, Mum, why don't you say the real reason you want me to go?

0:09:19 > 0:09:22That I'll be out of the country and that you can tell your mates

0:09:22 > 0:09:27at the Blackpool Landladies' Supper Club that Sarah fell under a bus and

0:09:27 > 0:09:31died. ..I'm not losing my temper! This is a stupid conversation.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Why did I do that? I'm mad.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40You phoned your mum?!

0:09:40 > 0:09:47Yeah, well, according to her, I'm a "coward". Maybe I am. So what?

0:09:48 > 0:09:50After everything that you've been through?

0:09:50 > 0:09:53She thinks I should go. Basically to get rid of me.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56What do YOU think?

0:09:58 > 0:10:01It's up to you, mate.

0:10:01 > 0:10:02I can't even speak French!

0:10:02 > 0:10:04So? The whole world speaks English these days.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08Not the French! They hate us and they don't learn it on purpose!

0:10:08 > 0:10:11They hate our food. And I'm going to be a sous chef?!

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Look, if it's us missing out on the rent that you're worried about...

0:10:15 > 0:10:16Why are you here, anyway?

0:10:18 > 0:10:19Um...

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Stace said you were upset.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26What does SHE think? Same as the dragon, I bet.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Doesn't think I'm up to it.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Look, whatever you decide, mate, she'll be fine.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40I won't, though. I'll hate myself. Question is,

0:10:40 > 0:10:42will I hate myself more if I go or if I stay?

0:10:45 > 0:10:47That's it. I'm going.

0:10:47 > 0:10:48Happy now, Mum?

0:10:48 > 0:10:50That's a good call.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Sorry, Martin, but can you leave me alone so I can panic in private?

0:10:58 > 0:10:59Course. See you later.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Kathy's let me down. So has Billy.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Roxy's not up to it. You're my last hope.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Look, I asked him to give me away at my wedding.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14And he refused. So what does that tell you?

0:11:14 > 0:11:16What, and you're not worried about him?

0:11:17 > 0:11:21Look, you're not married to him! Sharon is.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23And she's OK with it, so what can we do?

0:11:23 > 0:11:26Well, Louise is very much NOT OK with it.

0:11:26 > 0:11:27What are you going to say to her

0:11:27 > 0:11:30when she blames us for standing by and letting her old man die?

0:11:34 > 0:11:37What time do you want me there?

0:11:37 > 0:11:38About 12-ish.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Shouldn't we discuss what we're going to say first?

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Well, I can't now. I've got Johnny looking after my mother

0:11:43 > 0:11:45and I said I'd only be ten minutes.

0:11:45 > 0:11:46That was a half-hour ago.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48We'll talk about it on the way there, yeah?

0:11:48 > 0:11:51Yeah. And when it doesn't work?

0:11:57 > 0:11:59You know, I even vamped up for him last night an' all.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01He said he weren't in the mood,

0:12:01 > 0:12:03he turned over and went straight to sleep.

0:12:03 > 0:12:07And this morning, he went straight to work early without even having any breakfast.

0:12:09 > 0:12:10What?

0:12:10 > 0:12:13No, it's just I seen him in here earlier,

0:12:13 > 0:12:15he was grabbing some sandwiches.

0:12:15 > 0:12:19And I did ask him about tonight and he said he had a works do.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22Well, that's the first I've heard of it.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Do you know, Lauren, I think he's met someone else.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Come on, he's just married you!

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Well, then, what am I doing wrong?

0:12:29 > 0:12:32You're not doing nothing wrong. You're just settling in, aren't you?

0:12:32 > 0:12:35These things take time...

0:12:35 > 0:12:37I'm going to surprise him after work.

0:12:37 > 0:12:38Check up on him, you mean!

0:12:38 > 0:12:42No! Just a nice thing to do, innit?

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Whitney - he's not going to see it like that, is he?

0:12:45 > 0:12:48You know, you just need to sit him down and talk about it.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Get everything out on the table, whatever it is.

0:12:51 > 0:12:56Oh, Kathy, Kathy, Kathy, you haven't heard anything, have you?

0:12:56 > 0:12:57About what?

0:12:57 > 0:12:58The audition.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00No. Not yet.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Oh. I thought you might have. Never mind.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Patrick, are you all right?

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Well, um...

0:13:07 > 0:13:08Come on, sit down.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12There she goes again! Unbelievable!

0:13:13 > 0:13:17You see, Denise hates me gambling so I have to ration myself these days,

0:13:17 > 0:13:20otherwise I will end up in the doghouse.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23So you see, this...this pantomime,

0:13:23 > 0:13:28it would give me a chance to focus on something...

0:13:29 > 0:13:32- ..and if I don't get it, man.... - Patrick, you were brilliant.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35She'd be crazy not to give you the part.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39I'm spending my day just waiting for the phone to ring.

0:13:39 > 0:13:43Why don't you do something else? What about your allotment?

0:13:43 > 0:13:44Don't say that word at all.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46No, you used to like it.

0:13:46 > 0:13:50The Wilderness of Neglect - that's what Claudette called it.

0:13:50 > 0:13:54I thought Martin was supposed to be helping you out with it?

0:13:54 > 0:13:56He's got a lot to worry about these days, man.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00I don't blame him.

0:14:00 > 0:14:04Well, what's wrong with you making a start on it, then, eh?

0:14:04 > 0:14:09Fear, Kathy! Fear.

0:14:09 > 0:14:14- Am I still up to it?- Well, you won't know unless you try, will you?

0:14:14 > 0:14:15Let me get you a tea.

0:14:17 > 0:14:18Enjoy your breakfast, Babe?

0:14:18 > 0:14:20I've had better.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22What is with the notebook?

0:14:22 > 0:14:25Always were a nosey one, weren't you?

0:14:25 > 0:14:26Excuse me, love.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Sorry. You all right?

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Martin says you've decided to take that job in France.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35And now he's got you to talk me out of it, yeah?

0:14:35 > 0:14:37No. I'm all in favour.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39- You WANT me to go? - I didn't say that.

0:14:39 > 0:14:40Yes, you did. Just now.

0:14:40 > 0:14:44No, I'm all in favour of you doing what YOU want to do.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47But that's the problem! I don't KNOW what I want to do.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50- Yeah, but if you've decided to go... - I have.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53Then, what's the problem? I mean, I would have given my eye teeth

0:14:53 > 0:14:55for an opportunity like that at your age.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58When do they want you to start?

0:14:58 > 0:15:00- Monday.- Monday? What happened to a month's notice?

0:15:00 > 0:15:03- Stop doing this! - Doing what?- Confusing me!

0:15:03 > 0:15:06I'm not, all right? Look, just go. With my blessing, and...

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Look, go before you need a work permit, yeah?

0:15:10 > 0:15:13And you might as well take this with you.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20- You're kidding!- No. I was going to stick it up on the wall,

0:15:20 > 0:15:23but if you're going, you might as well take it as a souvenir.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27What have I done now?

0:15:27 > 0:15:30She won't admit it, but she's bonkers about him.

0:15:30 > 0:15:31Who?

0:15:31 > 0:15:34- Jorgen.- Jorgen?

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Yeah, yeah. Denise's tutor.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38She's going out with him, then?

0:15:38 > 0:15:41Nah. Too scared. But she does yearn for him.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44Like a 15-year-old schoolgirl who's got a crush.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47A 15-year-old schoolgirl who's seven months pregnant?

0:15:47 > 0:15:48Exactly. It's embarrassing.

0:15:48 > 0:15:53If she had a rough book, she'd be scribbling his name all over it.

0:15:53 > 0:15:58- What's the matter? Anyone would think that you're not happy for her. - CAR HORN

0:15:58 > 0:16:02Oh, that's Vincent. Time for my driving lesson.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05Alert all cars! Kim Fox-Hubbard is about to be behind the wheel!

0:16:05 > 0:16:08All right, this is an exercise, yeah? Do not approach her!

0:16:08 > 0:16:11She is highly dangerous! Take all necessary precautions!

0:16:11 > 0:16:13- Yeah?- Nice one!

0:16:13 > 0:16:15So he's going, then?

0:16:15 > 0:16:17That's what you wanted, weren't it?

0:16:17 > 0:16:19I'm going to miss him so much.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21I know, babe, but you can't have it both ways, can you?

0:16:21 > 0:16:23I know, I know. I'm just being selfish.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25We need to start thinking about getting another tenant in,

0:16:25 > 0:16:27like, double quick.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29What if we don't get on?

0:16:29 > 0:16:33- Stacey!- What?- Do us a favour. Go down the restaurant, have a word with your brother, will you?

0:16:33 > 0:16:36- Why?- He's decided he doesn't want to take this job.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38What? Well, why not?

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Apparently I'm the best boss in the world.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42There's a first for everything.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Watch Arthur for me. - Yeah, course.

0:16:45 > 0:16:49- Oh, hang on.- Sorry.- Coming through. - Mum? Mum...whoa!

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Right, if the mountain won't come to Mohammed...

0:16:52 > 0:16:55What on earth's going on here? What am I supposed to do with this?

0:16:55 > 0:16:57You're going to do what you should've done weeks ago

0:16:57 > 0:17:00and make your old mum a very happy lady.

0:17:00 > 0:17:04DRILL WHIRS

0:17:04 > 0:17:05THEY LAUGH

0:17:08 > 0:17:12- I've just spoken to Ian. - Thought you'd be pleased.- Are you?

0:17:12 > 0:17:14I don't know.

0:17:14 > 0:17:15Kyle, what is the problem?

0:17:15 > 0:17:17I phoned Mum this morning.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19- You did what?- I know.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22- And what did she say? - Wants me to go.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- I'm less of an embarrassment if I'm out the country.- Oh, come on.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28See what Ian's had done?

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Aw!

0:17:30 > 0:17:34How could I just leave this behind when I've just got myself settled?

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Well, just think of it as a challenge.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37I HATE challenges!

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Well, what was transitioning, if it weren't a challenge?

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Why does everyone want to decide my life for me?

0:17:43 > 0:17:47Cos maybe you can't decide it for yourself? Look at me.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51You are my brother and I love you

0:17:51 > 0:17:53but I think this job is going to be the making of you.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57But you've been so good to me.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59It's not like we're never going to see each other again.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02We've got the internet. And maybe we could come and visit.

0:18:02 > 0:18:03That'd be good, wouldn't it?

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Service!

0:18:05 > 0:18:07I'm not helping, am I?

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Just remember, it ain't my choice. It ain't your mother's choice -

0:18:10 > 0:18:12it's yours.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15See you later.

0:18:15 > 0:18:16Stacey?

0:18:18 > 0:18:19I love you, too.

0:18:20 > 0:18:21SHE LAUGHS

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Vandalising council property? You're in trouble.

0:18:26 > 0:18:30It's all privatised these days, so who gives a monkey's?

0:18:31 > 0:18:37Right, that should sort out those little beggars.

0:18:37 > 0:18:41Hah! Wasn't so hard, was it? Excuse me.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Thank you.

0:18:43 > 0:18:47I apologise on behalf of my mother. She's not well, she needs help.

0:18:47 > 0:18:48I heard that!

0:18:51 > 0:18:54Ooh! What's with the dress?

0:18:54 > 0:18:58I'm going to surprise Lee at his work. I'm going to take him out to lunch and that.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01I ain't checking up on him. It's called being romantic, all right?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03- OK.- See you later.

0:19:10 > 0:19:11Best of three.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16PHONE RINGS

0:19:24 > 0:19:27BIRDSONG

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Mmm! Yeah.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40HE HUMS

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Hey!

0:19:49 > 0:19:52I was going to make some scrambled eggs for lunch. Fancy it?

0:19:52 > 0:19:53Hello?

0:19:53 > 0:19:56- Oh, no, what does SHE want? - In here, Shirley.

0:19:59 > 0:20:03Oh, whaddya know? It's Luigi and the boys.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05I've had a word with Louise.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08- Have you, now?- Look, I know what you said the other day,

0:20:08 > 0:20:10but there are other people involved.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Come on, then. Sit down.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Let's get this over and done with.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18So you ain't angry with me, then?

0:20:18 > 0:20:21One thing you learn as you get older, son -

0:20:21 > 0:20:25anger is just wasted energy. When you're angry, who's hurting?

0:20:25 > 0:20:27- Hmm?- Catch was already loose, so I didn't have to try very hard.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Ah, you did me a favour, man.

0:20:30 > 0:20:34I just wanted to fix this since forever.

0:20:34 > 0:20:35Your eyes are better than mine.

0:20:35 > 0:20:39Find four half-inch screws in there for me, please.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41So what happen? Things didn't work out at work, then?

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Never stops.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45I just needed a day to clear my head, you know.

0:20:45 > 0:20:50Yeah, well, we all need that from time to time.

0:20:50 > 0:20:51Why not stay at home, then?

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Eh! Whitney doesn't know what you're up to, I guess.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00She'd only worry.

0:21:00 > 0:21:04Isn't that what marriage is all about? Sharing your worries?

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Do you want a hand with that?

0:21:07 > 0:21:10Nah, nah, nah, nah. That would be giving in.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13That's what kept me going for the past two years.

0:21:15 > 0:21:19Not...giving...in!

0:21:20 > 0:21:22HE LAUGHS

0:21:22 > 0:21:24But it's not for me to give advice.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26But one thing I know, though -

0:21:26 > 0:21:30relationships built on lies never, never last.

0:21:30 > 0:21:34Believe me, son, I've been there. So I know what I'm talking about.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37You ain't going to tell her, are you?

0:21:37 > 0:21:41No, it's not my place. How old are you?

0:21:42 > 0:21:44I just turned 24.

0:21:44 > 0:21:49Yeah, I was a damned fool, too, at your age, you know.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Yeah, man.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Since when do you give up?

0:21:57 > 0:22:01- This ain't about giving up. - Then, what else do you call it?

0:22:03 > 0:22:06Do you not think me and Phil haven't already been through all of this?

0:22:06 > 0:22:08It's about taking control.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Like Ronnie said, there are other people involved.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13There's ALWAYS other people involved. How would there not be?

0:22:13 > 0:22:14And the kids?

0:22:16 > 0:22:19They'll get over it, eventually. Like kids do.

0:22:21 > 0:22:22You see how it is.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26This isn't over.

0:22:28 > 0:22:29Come on, Ron.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Thanks.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41I'm grateful.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Grateful enough for some scrambled eggs?

0:22:43 > 0:22:44Yeah, go on, then.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51I mean, does Steven never get on your nerves?

0:22:51 > 0:22:53- Er, yeah. - Ian certainly gets on mine.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55What are you trying to say?

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Well, they've been married how long?

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Whitney's trying to be the perfect wife

0:23:02 > 0:23:06but she's trying too hard and it's peeing him off.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09Yeah, that is pretty much what I've been trying to tell her.

0:23:09 > 0:23:10KNOCK ON DOOR

0:23:10 > 0:23:13- Well, she's going to have to learn the hard way, poor love.- Yep.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20- What's wrong?- He weren't there.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22He called in sick, according to the woman on the desk

0:23:22 > 0:23:25- and now his phone's switched off. - OK, look, calm down.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27Lauren, I don't know what to do. I'm going mad here.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29Don't go jumping to conclusions.

0:23:29 > 0:23:30It's another woman, ain't it? It's got to be.

0:23:30 > 0:23:34Whitney. Stop. I mean it. You don't know nothing.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36And you WON'T know anything until you've sat him down and

0:23:36 > 0:23:39you've had the conversation, like I said this morning.

0:23:39 > 0:23:40Yeah.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42Come here.

0:23:43 > 0:23:47- Is everything all right out there? - Yeah. Yeah, we're fine.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50We're fine, aren't we, Whit?

0:23:50 > 0:23:51Yeah.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55- DOOR SHUTS - Is that you, Martin?

0:24:02 > 0:24:03What's the matter?

0:24:03 > 0:24:05I feel sick.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Why?

0:24:08 > 0:24:10I've only gone and accepted the job.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12How come?

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Mum phoned me back.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17She never! And?

0:24:18 > 0:24:21She said it was up to me.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24But that's good, isn't it? Why are you upset?

0:24:25 > 0:24:27- I'm not upset. - Well, you look upset.

0:24:30 > 0:24:31She called me "Kyle".

0:24:33 > 0:24:35Aw, I'm so pleased for you!

0:24:38 > 0:24:41So I've booked myself a ticket. St Pancras to Marseilles.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Saturday morning. Help!

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Oh, I'm SO proud of you.

0:24:45 > 0:24:46SHE LAUGHS

0:24:48 > 0:24:52Listen, I couldn't do it.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55Dealing with a load of stiffs all day's bad enough,

0:24:55 > 0:24:58but, well, a kid?

0:24:58 > 0:25:02Kid or not, you never call them stiffs, Phil.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06It's one of Les's golden rules.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09Respect the deceased at all times.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12And that way you respect yourself. And he was right.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16What?

0:25:16 > 0:25:17No, just...

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Look at you.

0:25:20 > 0:25:24In your flash suit with your important job. And doing well.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Who'd have thought it, eh?

0:25:26 > 0:25:30The runt of the litter turns out to be the best of the bunch.

0:25:32 > 0:25:36Actually, you know, I'm not here on my own account.

0:25:36 > 0:25:37Shirley sent me.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40Did you hear what I just said?

0:25:44 > 0:25:46I've always looked up to you, Phil.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51Even when you were being a right sod to me, I still did.

0:25:54 > 0:25:55But never more than I do now.

0:25:58 > 0:26:02But that ain't to say that I think what you're doing is right.

0:26:06 > 0:26:07Cos I'll miss you.

0:26:10 > 0:26:11Because without YOU...

0:26:13 > 0:26:16..this family falls apart.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Which is where you come in, Billy, yeah?

0:26:22 > 0:26:25And if you don't, I'll come back and haunt you.

0:26:25 > 0:26:26FRONT DOOR OPENS

0:26:28 > 0:26:29Now, go on, sling your hook.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34I've just spoken to Shirley.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36How could you be so selfish?

0:26:43 > 0:26:46FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS

0:26:48 > 0:26:50All right, Mum? How did the paninis go?

0:26:50 > 0:26:52Oh, don't. I told her to push them. She didn't.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54And now she's sulking.

0:26:54 > 0:26:55There's a way of handling Tina.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57Do you want me to have a word with her?

0:26:57 > 0:26:59Ian, I think I run this place now.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02OK, OK. Have it your way. Good luck.

0:27:05 > 0:27:10Tina, look, I think you and me have got off on the wrong foot.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12How about we have a little chat, eh?

0:27:15 > 0:27:17KEYS RATTLE

0:27:19 > 0:27:22Mmm! That smells nice.

0:27:22 > 0:27:26Yeah, it's your favourite. It's chilli con carne.

0:27:28 > 0:27:29What was that for?

0:27:30 > 0:27:32Why does it have to be for anything?

0:27:32 > 0:27:34I love my wife, all right? Right, I'm going to go get changed.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37I'm all sweaty. DLR was like a tin of sardines.

0:27:39 > 0:27:40How was work?

0:27:40 > 0:27:44Yeah, it was all right. You know, same old, same old.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46Just like every other day.