0:00:26 > 0:00:28Oh, I don't know, Michelle.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Maybe he thinks, if he treats me like this now,
0:00:32 > 0:00:34it won't hurt me so much if he goes...
0:00:36 > 0:00:41What? Michelle, you're breaking up, I...
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Michelle?
0:00:54 > 0:00:56PHONE RINGS
0:00:58 > 0:01:01You'd better not be up a tree looking for a signal!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Sorry?
0:01:08 > 0:01:10You're who, sorry?
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Phil!
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Phil, it's happening!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Phil, wake up! Phil!
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Phil! Phil, the Royal Free are on the phone!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24They need to talk to you. Now.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26What's with all the shouting...?
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Is that...? Dad!
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Oi, oi, what's all the racket about?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32The Royal Free are on the phone.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33What, what, they've got a liver?
0:01:33 > 0:01:35I dunno, Jay. They'll only talk to Phil.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39- Ben! - Just leave him. We ain't got time.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42Won't they talk to you?
0:01:42 > 0:01:43No. It's got to be you.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Come on, answer it.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Easy, easy... OK?
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Hello? Yeah, yeah, it's me.
0:02:01 > 0:02:02OK.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05OK.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Yeah. Yeah, I understand.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Well?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19They've got a liver. They want us to go in immediately.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- Phil!- Dad!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Lou, check his bag!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Jay, help him get dressed. Roxy, go get Denny.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28I'll bring the car round!
0:02:40 > 0:02:43You know, I'd go through every inch of the house looking
0:02:43 > 0:02:44for my presents.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46So that's where Janet gets it from!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48At least she won't be able to reach up there.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Never found where Dad hid 'em, not even my doll's house!
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Ah... That was the best Christmas ever, that.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Yeah, well, this'll be Janet's best Christmas ever.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00I know. Just, something about giving her a computer.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02You could do things with a doll's house.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Well, we've gotta keep up with the times, Hon.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Can't have her dropping behind her mates in the tech department,
0:03:07 > 0:03:08can we?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11It's just so expensive. Did you speak to Les?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13- About your bonus?- Yeah, yeah...
0:03:13 > 0:03:16He said takings are down that much he can't afford to give me one...
0:03:16 > 0:03:21unless I chase up some invoices... like Eddie Kendall's parents.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23He wants you to chase 'em up?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Well, they owe the most.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Honey, I've got to do it - otherwise that'll have to go back.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Look, don't worry. You get the kids up.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35I'll go into work now, and make the call before Jay gets in.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36All right?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42She's in there.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Ben.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Ethan and Jerome can hold the fort for one day.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49They're useless! We'll be bankrupt by lunch.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- I don't believe I'm hearing this. - So, what, you're not coming?
0:03:52 > 0:03:54He thinks he should man the garage.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58Sharon, he's just scared.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00We all are. It's no excuse.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Right, you OK, darling? Roxy's going to take you to breakfast club
0:04:03 > 0:04:06and then pick you up from football after school, OK?
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Right, let's go get him.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Here you are, Bex. That's on me.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Sorry about Lily waking you up this morning.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22She's just upset about the Nativity.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24I can't believe Ian.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Yeah.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29So how're you anyway? You all right?
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Did Shaki like your song?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Yeah. Yeah, he loved it.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Go to work. Lily's the one you need to be worrying about.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38If she don't get over this,
0:04:38 > 0:04:40she'll be out robbing cars by the age of ten.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43All right. Be good, yeah? See you later.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- ON PHONE: - # I wish time would slow down
0:05:01 > 0:05:07# So I could keep your heart around
0:05:08 > 0:05:13# If I can make you stay another day... #
0:05:15 > 0:05:19So, according to Ian, he gets locked in an office,
0:05:19 > 0:05:22but not with a stripper, you know, dressed up as a rozzer,
0:05:22 > 0:05:25going, "You've been a naughty boy, Mr Branning."
0:05:25 > 0:05:27None of that, oh, no, no.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29He gets locked in there with Phil,
0:05:29 > 0:05:32who wants him dead cos he's marrying Sharon!
0:05:32 > 0:05:33- No!- Yeah!
0:05:33 > 0:05:35And that was when Phil was a bit handy, know what I mean?
0:05:35 > 0:05:37No wonder he doesn't want a stag.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Well, I was thinking maybe we should give the couple
0:05:39 > 0:05:41a little happy reunion!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Right, I'm off to toddler group.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Stop grinning, Mick,
0:05:44 > 0:05:47you know, you can't just annoy me into the festive spirit.
0:05:47 > 0:05:48It don't work that way.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54It so does.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59There's about 20 people out there.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Did Abi get the kids to school OK?
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Yeah. Dot's going to have them after, too.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Think she's on a high after her injections -
0:06:06 > 0:06:08she says she can see as clear as day.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Well, that's good to hear.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13And she reckons she'll have Ricky saying "frankincense" in no time.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15One less thing to worry about, eh(?)
0:06:15 > 0:06:16DOORBELL RINGS
0:06:16 > 0:06:18I really wish you'd given people appointment times,
0:06:18 > 0:06:20it's going to be a scrum.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23It's good. That way, they get to sniff each other,
0:06:23 > 0:06:25get all competitive. You ready?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29- He won't make the call. - I don't blame him.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30Me neither.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34But if Les doesn't give him his bonus, that's that for Christmas.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36PHONE RINGS
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Hello.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Oh, hi, Moshe.
0:06:40 > 0:06:45Really? Yeah. Yeah, I will.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Thanks. Thanks...
0:06:47 > 0:06:50That was Moshe from down the road. Our front door's open.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53I'd better go and call Billy...
0:07:01 > 0:07:04PHONE RINGS
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Hello?
0:07:08 > 0:07:12Whoa, whoa, Jay, Jay, just slow down, will you? Say that again.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15What, now?
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Oh, that is amazing news.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Yeah, of course you can have the day off.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25Jay, don't be silly, all right? Just...just wish him luck from me.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Tell him I've got everything crossed, all right?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30And keep me posted, yeah?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Come on, Phil, son.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45PHONE RINGS
0:07:48 > 0:07:50OK, darling... Take your time.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53There you go.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Ben don't know what he's missing, does he?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Billy behave himself?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Yeah, yeah. He says good luck
0:08:04 > 0:08:07and he's got everything crossed for you.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Spare me the details.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Guess you won't be getting a bacon roll from the canteen, then.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15And neither will you. It's called solidarity.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18So...what happens now?
0:08:18 > 0:08:22Well, we wait. Dermot should be along soon to explain things...
0:08:22 > 0:08:27Good job I smuggled us in a bit of entertainment then, innit, eh?
0:08:27 > 0:08:30I'm not sure now's quite the right time for games, Jay.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32What else we going to do? Mingle?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Yeah. Maybe a couple of games of rummy wouldn't be so bad.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43I've never seen anyone more incapable of taking
0:08:43 > 0:08:45a hint than your mum.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48She just wants to show the traders that she appreciates them.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51No offence but no-one wants to go for Christmas drinks with
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Miss Trunchbull judging you on whether you follow up
0:08:54 > 0:08:56a shot of tequila with a pint of vodka, Kush!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02No, there wasn't time.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04They were out the door ten minutes after the phone rung
0:09:04 > 0:09:06and I had to get Dennis to breakfast club.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09You just worry about the open day, I will pick up the bridesmaid
0:09:09 > 0:09:11dresses and they'll text when they know something.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14OK? All right, see you later, sis. Bye.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Is that what I think it is?
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Phil is getting his liver!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18We thought we were going to be waiting months for this.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Guess this means I can't have a go at you for being late for work.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Nope!
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Hello...
0:09:36 > 0:09:37I've called the police!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Oh, no!
0:09:51 > 0:09:53CLATTERING
0:09:55 > 0:09:59Nancy used to pair up with kids who had the most awful mums and dads.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Oi! Watch where you're going!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Linda. Did you see anyone come out of our flat just now?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Oh, I dunno... Someone did run off that way.
0:10:12 > 0:10:13What is it, Honey? What's happened?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15We've been burgled.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31CLATTERING
0:10:41 > 0:10:42This is taking forever.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Phil, thank you for making it in so quickly.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49We had everything ready to go,
0:10:49 > 0:10:52it was like a military operation, Dermot.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55So you've found a match, then?
0:10:55 > 0:10:56The liver is being tested as we speak -
0:10:56 > 0:10:58make sure it's safe and...
0:10:58 > 0:11:00You don't know if it works yet?
0:11:00 > 0:11:02We need to be satisfied both Phil and the donor liver are
0:11:02 > 0:11:04in a condition to proceed
0:11:04 > 0:11:05and we need to be quick,
0:11:05 > 0:11:08and that means conducting the tests side by side.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10The tests, right. Then what?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Whose, erm, whose liver is it...
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Was it?
0:11:15 > 0:11:17I can't give out details right now.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Kids, married, what?
0:11:19 > 0:11:22All I can say is that it was donated to us and delivered by
0:11:22 > 0:11:24medical courier a short while ago.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Well, whoever it was, they did an amazing thing.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Bet they didn't think it was going to go to an old drunk.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Those who donate a liver trust us to give it to whomever most
0:11:35 > 0:11:37needs it at that time.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39And right now, that person is you, Phil.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Right, so first up we'll take some bloods
0:11:42 > 0:11:45and then we'll send you down for an X-ray. OK?
0:11:45 > 0:11:47It's best you don't have too many visitors -
0:11:47 > 0:11:49it can be tiring for the other patients.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Lou, why don't you go to school? I'll call with news.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54I want to be here.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57You will be...in here.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02Yeah, come on, I'll walk you to your bus. Come on.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09You turned out good, kid.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12I'll see you tonight, you wally.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14Take care of him, yeah?
0:12:14 > 0:12:15I will.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Let's start off with the bloods...
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Mr Kendall, I didn't know that.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30Has she?
0:12:33 > 0:12:38I-I-I don't know. I wish I could help you, but...
0:12:39 > 0:12:40Sorry.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44No, listen, don't even think about that at the moment.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48It's OK... OK. Bye.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50DOOR OPENS
0:12:50 > 0:12:55Billy! Billy? Billy, I've been trying to call you!
0:12:55 > 0:12:57We've been burgled!
0:13:00 > 0:13:05So...now that you're going to be back on your feet for Christmas...
0:13:05 > 0:13:08does this mean we're still banished to Epping Forest?
0:13:08 > 0:13:11The op's eight hours. It ain't a done deal yet, is it?
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Come on. Just humour us.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16I suppose not.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19So can we make some "cagey" plans?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Oh, please, Phil, go on...
0:13:21 > 0:13:24If you were better, what would you want to do?
0:13:26 > 0:13:31If I was better... Well, I had goose once - I loved that.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35And cheap crackers.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Cheap crackers?
0:13:38 > 0:13:39Yeah.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43Mum got me and Grant a load of cheap crackers off the back of a lorry.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Half of 'em didn't pop.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48The hats tore, they were full of bad jokes...
0:13:50 > 0:13:53What does Santa do with fat elves?
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Takes 'em to an elf farm!
0:13:55 > 0:13:57SHARON LAUGHS
0:13:58 > 0:14:01OK, so cheap crackers and a goose.
0:14:02 > 0:14:03And toys!
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Keep talking.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10You know, when you're an adult, you get a jumper, don't you?
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Few words of gratitude, and that's it.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Can't quite remember a few words of gratitude, but OK!
0:14:15 > 0:14:18When you're a kid, you get your toys and you get to play all day,
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- don't you? - So you want some toys.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Yeah. Them helicopter things.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27Oh, them drones? Yeah! Imagine the races...
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Fly 'em into Ian Beale's house, cause havoc!
0:14:33 > 0:14:34Is it time?
0:14:49 > 0:14:51What you doing here?
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Snuck out of school at lunch, just been walking round.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Yeah, well, you can't stay here.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58Ben.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13He'll be OK, yeah?
0:15:15 > 0:15:19You want everyone to think you're not fussed but I know you are!
0:15:19 > 0:15:21TEXT ALERT
0:15:25 > 0:15:28It's Jay. I can't...
0:15:36 > 0:15:38The liver...isn't...
0:15:40 > 0:15:42It isn't suitable.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45The op's cancelled.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50This does happen.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53I wish I could tell you it won't happen again.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55But I thought...
0:15:56 > 0:15:58We made plans.
0:15:59 > 0:16:00It's OK.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04No, it's not OK. You can't just get people's hopes up.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07Maybe next time, eh?
0:16:13 > 0:16:16I just want to go home.
0:16:16 > 0:16:17Jay, get his things.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Next time... we just won't get so carried away.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29So all the crackers and the toys and all that stuff...
0:16:29 > 0:16:30is it off again?
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Jay, it was nice to talk about but I don't think...
0:16:33 > 0:16:36I mean, surely it is better sitting with us having
0:16:36 > 0:16:39a laugh than lying in a bed at home on your own.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40I really don't think it's the time.
0:16:40 > 0:16:45I know what it's like to be alone. I've done it, sleeping rough,
0:16:45 > 0:16:46family gone.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Thoughts going round your head, time dragging.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Christmas without us will feel like a month.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56And we'll be frogmarched round Epping Forest on walkies.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59I mean, haven't we suffered enough?
0:17:01 > 0:17:02Phil, I'm serious.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Being on your own ain't going to make it any easier.
0:17:10 > 0:17:15What did the policeman say to Frosty the Snowman
0:17:15 > 0:17:17when he caught him on the rob?
0:17:19 > 0:17:20Freeze!
0:17:25 > 0:17:28He wants us to spend Christmas at home.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Thank you!
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Yeah, I understand. Thanks for coming anyway, mate.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Well, no, I'm sure word got round fast.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Dot, that's really sweet but...
0:17:49 > 0:17:51OK. OK, thank you...
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Bye.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57You all right?
0:17:57 > 0:17:59That was Dot. Half the Square knows.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Oh, Billy, someone has been in our home.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11I don't think I can sleep here tonight.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Where else are we going to go?
0:18:14 > 0:18:16You know what they took?
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Our wedding fund. Janet's tablet.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32Oh, baby, come on, eh?
0:18:32 > 0:18:36Honey, listen, we're lucky, really.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Christmas is ruined! We've nothing for our wedding...
0:18:41 > 0:18:44I spoke to Nathan earlier on.
0:18:46 > 0:18:47Eddie Kendall's dad.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51You rang him about the money?
0:18:51 > 0:18:52We didn't even get on to that.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Billy, if you're making me feel guilty for getting upset...
0:18:57 > 0:18:58No, I'm not.
0:19:00 > 0:19:01Honey, Eddie's mum...
0:19:03 > 0:19:06..she's started sleeping underneath his bed,
0:19:06 > 0:19:07just like he used to.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11And his dad, he starts asking me all these questions,
0:19:11 > 0:19:12you know, like, should he be worried?
0:19:12 > 0:19:16Is that normal? And I didn't know what to say to him.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18I couldn't give him an answer.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23I suppose what I'm trying to say to you is...
0:19:23 > 0:19:28in the big scheme of things, we are. We are really lucky.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Yeah, I guess.
0:19:36 > 0:19:41Well, at least we can claim on the insurance.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46What?
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Yeah, but two burglaries ain't exactly a crimewave, is it?
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Yeah, but you can't blame your mum for thinking it, can you?
0:19:53 > 0:19:55First this place, then Billy.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59And that scumbag, he was in the house with her.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02It's not like they're connected or anything, is it?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04How do you know?
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Could be, like, a gang operating in the area.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13You leading by example, are you?
0:20:14 > 0:20:15Just another burglary.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Ollie hardly joined in at group.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Pulled himself up a couple of times, but all the other kids were
0:20:20 > 0:20:23- walking, playing...- Why don't you go and have a nice bath, OK?
0:20:23 > 0:20:25- I'll deal with it down here. - I'm going to go round Honey's -
0:20:25 > 0:20:29- take 'em some food.- Don't you think they've suffered enough?
0:20:29 > 0:20:30And don't you worry about Ollie.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34I'll have him walking before Christmas, you'll see.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48Hey. You seen this?
0:20:50 > 0:20:52BEX SINGS ON PHONE
0:20:54 > 0:20:57- She sang you a song.- Yeah.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59And I don't know what it's supposed...
0:20:59 > 0:21:04You know what? I can't handle any more of your stupid problems.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06The pair of you.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09My dad was just dragged to hospital
0:21:09 > 0:21:12and he had to get himself set for eight hours in surgery
0:21:12 > 0:21:15to be told it's cancelled,
0:21:15 > 0:21:17and he had to go home sick.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21And I should be there, but I'm bottling it and you're upset
0:21:21 > 0:21:24cos your lovely girlfriend sang you a song!
0:21:26 > 0:21:28It's pathetic, Shakil!
0:21:40 > 0:21:41Take this, Jay.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45We'll soon have you all tucked up.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Oh, good day at work, Ben(?)
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Jay, not now, we're all tired.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Where's Denny? Is he here?
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Roxy took him to Ronnie's after football.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57OK.
0:21:59 > 0:22:00What?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Oh, you know, I just really want to hear about this cam belt that
0:22:02 > 0:22:05you had to change, mate, cos it was probably such a nightmare for you.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Maybe I'll tell you when our visitor leaves, Jay.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12You're back.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13Jay Brown, is it?
0:22:13 > 0:22:16DC Bansal, your Police Public Protection Officer.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19We've just been taking a look around, make sure the
0:22:19 > 0:22:21conditions of your status on the register are being met.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Could we...?
0:22:23 > 0:22:25We've just got back from the hospital. Can we do this later?
0:22:25 > 0:22:29Won't take long. Save us bothering you tomorrow.
0:22:30 > 0:22:31Please.
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Let's go through, come on.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40KNOCK AT DOOR
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Honey... Oh... Sorry!
0:22:43 > 0:22:48Oh, Linda! Don't worry, Billy said he'd get it fixed by tonight.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50He also says I'm being a bit emotional
0:22:50 > 0:22:52because I don't want to sleep here.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53Oh, men, they never get it.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Yeah. Well, we've got nowhere else to go anyway -
0:22:55 > 0:22:58that's why I'm bleaching everything in sight.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Yeah, I know that one.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Look, I thought cooking would be the last thing on your mind,
0:23:03 > 0:23:05so I brought you some pasta...
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Oh, thank you.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Oh, Honey, look, I know I'm not the greatest cook...
0:23:11 > 0:23:18Sorry. Just, we're not insured, so...that's that for Christmas.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22My Janet's going to be devastated
0:23:22 > 0:23:24and how we going to afford anything for Will?
0:23:24 > 0:23:26We'll have a whip round in the pub or something.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28That will not be necessary!
0:23:28 > 0:23:30They're clearing a shop front in Leighton Road,
0:23:30 > 0:23:31loads of spare wood going.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Billy, Billy, Billy! I've just cleaned that...
0:23:34 > 0:23:39Now, did you or did you not say that your doll's house was the
0:23:39 > 0:23:40best present ever?
0:23:40 > 0:23:44Well, I'm going to make Janet the best doll's house ever.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47And me, you and the kids are going to have the most beautiful
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Christmas ever, understood?
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Good... Now, where's me tools?
0:23:57 > 0:23:59KNOCK AT DOOR
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Didn't expect to see you.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Yeah, well, I just heard your song.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11It was nothing, it was just...
0:24:17 > 0:24:20There's really nothing you want to know about today?
0:24:20 > 0:24:21Sorry?
0:24:21 > 0:24:23You haven't asked a single question, Ben.
0:24:23 > 0:24:24Sharon, leave it.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28I was waiting for the SS to finish conducting their search.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29Oh, yeah?
0:24:29 > 0:24:32I'm sure the floodgates will open as soon as they've gone.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34OK.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Any fit nurses then, Dad?
0:24:40 > 0:24:41Dad...
0:24:42 > 0:24:44I'm all right. I'm fine.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54So, we're all done. Told you it wouldn't take...
0:24:54 > 0:24:56And you would be...?
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Louise. Who's asking?
0:25:01 > 0:25:02She's my daughter.
0:25:02 > 0:25:03How old are you?
0:25:03 > 0:25:0415.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Yep, Social Services will have to be notified of this immediately.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Oh, this is ridiculous!
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Jay's assessment made no mention of him living with a minor.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16He'll have to leave...tonight.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Everything all right at home, son?
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Yeah, why?
0:25:31 > 0:25:36It's just...you're making a cheese sandwich here and not over there.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38It's just a snack, I'm starving.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42So how you going to get Ollie to walk?
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Cos you told your mum you're going to get Ollie walking.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47I was just intrigued, that's all.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Well just... You know, like...
0:25:53 > 0:25:54I'll...
0:25:54 > 0:25:57Yeah, you don't know, do you? Of course you don't.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59If the doctors don't, how are you going to know?
0:25:59 > 0:26:03Listen, boy, I love the fact that you're trying to help,
0:26:03 > 0:26:07but if you can't pull this off your mother is going to be crushed...
0:26:07 > 0:26:08No, I won't.
0:26:08 > 0:26:12Oh. Erm, what's this?
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Grotto Plus.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16This year we are going to do the best one yet.
0:26:16 > 0:26:21Oh. So, us stags... we can't have all the fun then, no?
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Actually, you've got Billy to thank - not your stupid games.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26He ain't letting a burglary ruin his Christmas,
0:26:26 > 0:26:28so I ain't going to let one ruin ours either.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Let's do it.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44Just so you know, I managed to get a little money out the council
0:26:44 > 0:26:46for the dinner.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Not much but it should cover a couple of bottles of wine.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53Oh, and I won't be going - family commitments.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57I'm sure you'll manage to have fun without me.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Finally, this dinner's looking up!
0:27:02 > 0:27:03- Hey.- Hey.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06- Any news yet? - I'm waiting for Sharon to call.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08So I picked up the bridesmaids' dresses, the hotel had
0:27:08 > 0:27:10everything bang on, and as for lunch...
0:27:10 > 0:27:12PHONE RINGS
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Sharon! How'd it go?
0:27:17 > 0:27:19No, I'm sorry, babe, it didn't happen.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23No. No, it wasn't suitable...
0:27:23 > 0:27:25It's never going to stop, is it?
0:27:25 > 0:27:27I'm just going to be a wrong 'un forever.
0:27:27 > 0:27:31OK. You're going to have to find an alternative residence tonight.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Roxy, I'll call you back.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35No, he ain't.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37I'm sorry, the law is very clear.
0:27:37 > 0:27:41Yeah. And so am I. Who do you think you are, eh?
0:27:41 > 0:27:42Coming into my home...
0:27:42 > 0:27:44For my protection!
0:27:44 > 0:27:45Not yours.
0:27:45 > 0:27:46Hers.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49We can take her into care if you refuse to cooperate.
0:27:49 > 0:27:53Listen, don't threaten me. And I'm not throwing anyone out -
0:27:53 > 0:27:54not at Christmas.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56The fact that it's Christmas is not relevant.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04What did the policeman say to Frosty the Snowman
0:28:04 > 0:28:07when he caught him on the rob?
0:28:07 > 0:28:11Did you understand me? We can have your daughter taken into care.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14What did the policeman say to Frosty the Snowman
0:28:14 > 0:28:17when he caught him on the rob?!
0:28:17 > 0:28:21I don't... You'll be hearing from Social Services.
0:28:26 > 0:28:28I don't get it.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30PHIL AND JAY: Freeze!
0:28:31 > 0:28:34Look, I can't let you risk her living here for me.
0:28:34 > 0:28:35I might be on my last legs
0:28:35 > 0:28:38but I ain't having anyone push me around...
0:28:38 > 0:28:40unless I'm in a wheelchair.
0:28:48 > 0:28:49Right.
0:28:50 > 0:28:53So where do we get these drone thingies
0:28:53 > 0:28:55to hassle Ian Beale with, eh?