0:00:27 > 0:00:30MARTIN WHISTLES
0:00:32 > 0:00:35What you doing up? What is it, first night nerves?
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Yeah.
0:00:37 > 0:00:38Yeah, must be.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42What, after that rehearsal yesterday? We smashed it.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44BEX SIGHS
0:00:44 > 0:00:50Well, seeing as you're up, we might as well get a day's work out of you.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Work? It's freezing outside.
0:00:54 > 0:00:59Bex, we're Cratchits. Working in the cold's what we do.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Come on, it beats staring at your phone all day, don't it?
0:01:01 > 0:01:02And after Christmas Eve,
0:01:02 > 0:01:05I'll be off, and we can spend loads of time together,
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Yeah? You'd better get used to it!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Good boy!
0:01:11 > 0:01:14He was a bit shaky, but he's just done a little circuit of the room,
0:01:14 > 0:01:16so I'll have him collecting glasses soon.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Why don't you come and watch me and him do a little lap?
0:01:19 > 0:01:21And then I promise I'll learn me lines, all right?
0:01:22 > 0:01:24What's wrong?
0:01:24 > 0:01:27It's from the insurance.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29He ain't been right since Tuesday. I mean, where's he going?
0:01:29 > 0:01:31I don't know, but we can't stop him going out.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Right, well, we're going to have to convince Ben,
0:01:33 > 0:01:35or tell Phil the truth, because if he finds out...
0:01:35 > 0:01:37I know, Jay. Just give me today.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40I'll try one more time, and if it doesn't work,
0:01:40 > 0:01:42we tell him tonight, OK?
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Sharon.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Hey. You look smart.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Give us a hand with these, will you?
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- Yeah. Yeah, course, darling. - Thanks.
0:01:53 > 0:01:54There you go.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56As long as we get the pay out, it don't matter.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57It's good news.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59It's not the point, though, is it?
0:01:59 > 0:02:00We pay our money on time,
0:02:00 > 0:02:02we've gotta wait till after Christmas before they pay up.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04- It's a joke.- It's a week.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06We can live without it for a week, can't we?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08We're going to have to, ain't we?
0:02:08 > 0:02:11It just... It just really winds me up, you know?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Cos when you owe them money they're on your case, you know?
0:02:14 > 0:02:16We get turned over, it's like getting blood out of a stone.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19It's Christmas. We're happy, Ollie's doing better.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Let's just enjoy it, OK?
0:02:23 > 0:02:27And I have nailed your Christmas present this year.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28Me present?
0:02:28 > 0:02:32Yep. It's perfect. You think you love me now?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34You wait till Christmas morning.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Right. Present, insurance money. Present, insurance money...
0:02:42 > 0:02:43There you go, mate.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Oi, workshy, chop, chop, the man wants his change.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49See this girl, mate? This is Belinda.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Does she look like a milliner's apprentice to you?
0:02:53 > 0:02:57They make hats. You know, hats?
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Keep your head warm, sun out the eyes. You with me, yeah?
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Can I go home now?
0:03:03 > 0:03:07No. Cratchits do not skive.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10- Bex, come on, get into character. - Dad...
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Did De Niro put a fat suit on for Raging Bull?
0:03:15 > 0:03:18No. He got bang on the cream cakes.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21You got to invest in the role, Bex. Come on.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Because you know what?
0:03:24 > 0:03:28# Father wears his Sunday best
0:03:28 > 0:03:30# Mother's tired, she needs a rest
0:03:30 > 0:03:33# The kids are playing up downstairs
0:03:33 > 0:03:35# Sister's sighing in her sleep
0:03:35 > 0:03:37# Ah-ah!
0:03:37 > 0:03:40# Brother's got a date to keep, he can't hang around.. #
0:03:40 > 0:03:41I'm going home.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45# Our house, in the middle of our street
0:03:45 > 0:03:49# Our house, in the middle of our... #
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Yeah? Oh, that's good. As long as they pay up. Yeah.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- Oi. Oi.- Mm?- Ask her about the champagne flutes.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- You're about to go round there, you ask her.- All right, calm down.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- All right. Yeah, yeah. - See you later.- Ta-ta.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02No, Mum, we've got plenty of room. We'll just bring some chairs over.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Mum! Listen, listen, it's sorted. All right?
0:04:07 > 0:04:11We've got plates, we've got cups, we've got an inside toilet,
0:04:11 > 0:04:12the lot, all right?
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Yeah, all right. Look, I've got to go, all right?
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Yeah.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Yeah. Yeah, I love you, too. All right. Ta-ta.
0:04:24 > 0:04:255C. Nice one, mate.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Hold on a minute, mate. Oi, where you going?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29I'm 5B! Oi!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Well, I'll speak to you then. Cheers. Bye.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Phil.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- Everything all right?- Yeah.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46I've got a... I've got a job for you.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Job? What job?
0:04:50 > 0:04:51My funeral.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Listen, I need to get to the Arches.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I told the bloke I'd be done by tonight.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Please, Ben, sit down.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05Why? Sharon, what are you going to tell me that I ain't already heard?
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Huh? And what's he going to say that he ain't already said?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11I'm sorry, all right?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16He's scared.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19He won't tell you that, but he is.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23He won't tell you he loves you, either, but he does.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Please, Ben.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Please sit down.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30BRASS BAND PLAYS GOD REST YE MERRY GENTLEMEN
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Wow, your battery must be amazing.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40It was the hat, wasn't it?
0:05:41 > 0:05:44I would count yourself lucky, cos that is the only thing he had on
0:05:44 > 0:05:45when he come out of the shower this morning.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Thanks for that image(!)
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Oh, Bex, give him a break.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51He's your dad. That's what dads do.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54What? Embarrass their teenage daughters on a daily basis?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Well, what do you want him to do, then?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- Sit here and talk to you about your sex life?- Of course not.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01I just don't want to be shown up in front of everybody.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03He's just trying to cheer you up.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06You're moping around like you're the only girl who's ever been
0:06:06 > 0:06:07let down by a bloke.
0:06:07 > 0:06:12I know that it must feel like it, but I promise you, you ain't.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16He doesn't deserve your time. Your dad does.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22I know. I just can't help myself.
0:06:22 > 0:06:27We've all been there. Just got to give it time, Bex. Trust me.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31Now, why don't you take that over to your dad and make peace?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Us Cratchits, we stick together, all right?
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Out, out, out!
0:06:43 > 0:06:45If it ain't a rat, it's a cat these days.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49- Sorry, bacon sandwich? - No. Just a coffee, thanks.
0:06:49 > 0:06:50CLASSICAL MUSIC FROM MICK'S PHONE
0:06:50 > 0:06:52She said you'd still be on hold.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Yeah. It's turning me a bit Clockwork Orange, this is.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57But us Carters won't give up.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01So, come on, what's the coup on my Christmas present?
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Linda, she must've said something to you, go on.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Well, I've learnt a lot today, mainly how not to
0:07:06 > 0:07:10ruin a Christmas dinner, but no, nothing about your present, sorry.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13So the New Year's Eve ticket selling went well?
0:07:13 > 0:07:17Sit down. Inspire me.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19What shall I get her?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Well, she did talk about that necklace
0:07:21 > 0:07:22that she lost in the robbery.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25And Holly Willoughby's got one just like it, apparently.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Holly Willoughby?
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Top marks for just noticing the necklace, eh, Teen?
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Oh, yeah. Lovely, er, lady.- Yeah.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36Yeah, well, anyway, my point being - buy her a new necklace.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39I'll give you a hand. Better than a silk scarf, ain't it?
0:07:39 > 0:07:41I got a friend who works at Canary Wharf, she'll do you a deal.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- If you hurry up, you can get there before she finishes.- Lovely.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48All I need now is a little break from Beethoven, and we're sweet as.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51'Hello? Thanks for holding. How can I help you?'
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Hello.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55No flowers. They're just a waste of money.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Make it donations for a charity.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- Or for Janet, whatever you want. - Phil...
0:08:00 > 0:08:04And set some money aside. For the Vic. No liberty takers. And...
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Do me a favour, keep an eye on Grant, will you?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Phil?
0:08:10 > 0:08:11What are you doing?
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- You new to this game, or what? - I'm being serious.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19Look, I know last week was a kick in the teeth, but it's not over.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21You're not going to die, all right? So don't do this now.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Let's... Let's just wait and see, eh?
0:08:24 > 0:08:27What would you do if you was me, eh?
0:08:27 > 0:08:31If I don't wake up tomorrow, it'll be Sharon sat here instead.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Well, no.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35No. She's done enough.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38You're not going to do anything stupid, are you?
0:08:38 > 0:08:40No, course not, Billy.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44I'm a lot of things, but being stupid ain't one of them.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51It ain't going to be like Mum's, but do your best.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53For Sharon. And...
0:08:55 > 0:08:59Just keep this between us, yeah? I'm trusting you.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Phil? What's happening?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Nothing. Just a loan. Keep it to yourself, yeah?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15A loan?
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Jay, it's personal, OK?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Now do us a favour and go and get us a couple of coffees.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Please?
0:09:26 > 0:09:30- I know how you're feeling. - You don't.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31What do you want me to do?
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Sit around and play happy families?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Pretend?
0:09:37 > 0:09:43I've never, ever been good enough for him.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45I've sat, I've listened...
0:09:46 > 0:09:47I can't do it.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52That man stood by you when Paul died,
0:09:52 > 0:09:54and I know plenty who wouldn't.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59He collapsed on his way out of here trying to save you from them boys.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03And that's his love.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04That's how he shows it.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09You might not need it any more, but it's there.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Ben, this could be his last Christmas.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Let him spend it with the people he loves.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19And he loves you.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25And you're more than good enough. You always have been.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36OK.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Thank you.
0:10:44 > 0:10:49Is that safe to eat, or what?
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Listen, I know you were only trying to help.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54And you're a good dad.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Annoying, but good.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- I'm sorry.- No.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04I'm sorry. You ain't a kid any more.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07And if that boy don't realise just how special you are,
0:11:07 > 0:11:12then there'll be plenty who will. I've just got to get used to it.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Come here.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Right, come on. Let's go and smash these shows,
0:11:23 > 0:11:26let's give little man a great first birthday
0:11:26 > 0:11:29and let's have a top, drama-free Christmas.
0:11:29 > 0:11:30Deal?
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Deal.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Go on, tell him.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44Bob, we've got a sell-out show.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- Tonight?- Yeah, man!
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Dutch courage drink after work?
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Oh, definitely.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05I reckon Tina knew that bird pretty well, know what I mean?
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Yeah, she's going to love it.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08That and you sorting the insurance - that's impressive.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Well, it's Christmas, ain't it? You've got to do your best.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Try telling Lee that.
0:12:14 > 0:12:15Why's that?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Oh, no, nothing. It's just...
0:12:19 > 0:12:22He was a bit snappy with me this morning, that's all.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24I just worry sometimes, you know?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Do you know what I think it is?
0:12:26 > 0:12:27I think it's his work.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29He was in the army, and now he's got this office job.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32I think... I think it's doing his nut in.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37You know, I really do think that you and Lee are like me and L.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40You know, you will want to slap him, very hard,
0:12:40 > 0:12:45just hopefully now and again, but I think that the pair of you,
0:12:45 > 0:12:47you're solid. And if he's lucky,
0:12:47 > 0:12:51one day he'll have a daughter-in-law to help him buy you a present.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55Just keep your chin up, and everything will be fine, girl.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Where've you two been all day?
0:12:58 > 0:13:01We've been selling the rest of those New Year's Eve tickets.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03- We teamed up, didn't we? - Yeah, yeah.- Yeah.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Oh, did you, now?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09His dinner's in the oven if he wants it.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12I'm going to drop these off and then do the last of my shopping, OK?
0:13:12 > 0:13:13Yeah. Yeah, no problem.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Cheer up, you. Ben's coming.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17It's good news.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20- Right, you ready?- Yeah. - Come on, then.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22- Got your gloves, Denny? - Yeah, yeah.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37How much were these?
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Oh, Tina's mate did us a good deal.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41They go with the necklace, don't they?
0:13:41 > 0:13:45Anyway, we can afford to spoil your mum, can't we?
0:13:45 > 0:13:47- Yeah, yeah, of course. - Do you know what?
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Your dad, still, after all these years, would do anything for her.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51Ain't that cute?
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Have I done something wrong?
0:13:55 > 0:13:57No, no, of course not.
0:13:57 > 0:14:02No, it's just work, me mum, you know? I'm fine.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05OK.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08- See you later.- See you later.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20It's still a bit baggy, ain't it?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22I know you want to show your guns off, Kush,
0:14:22 > 0:14:24but we can't have a slim-fit ghost, can we?
0:14:24 > 0:14:26I can't see nothing with this hood, anyway.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27Stop moaning and stand still.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Could we go more classy, less brassy?
0:14:35 > 0:14:37She's a publican, not a miracle worker, Carm.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Everybody, please. One, two, three, eyes on me.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Gather round, team talk, team talk.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Right. I just want you to go out there and do your best, OK?
0:14:52 > 0:14:54No need to be nervous.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Chest back, shoulders forward.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02What you doing there? What's that?
0:15:02 > 0:15:05What he said.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09Anyway, just go out there and give the performance of your lives.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11OK? Or at the very least, try.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Right, um...
0:15:15 > 0:15:16Good luck, everybody.
0:15:18 > 0:15:19Where's he going?
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Come on, friends. Enjoy yourselves.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Go out there and show them what you've got. All you with me?
0:15:29 > 0:15:32APPLAUSE Yeah, man!
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Leave the aggro outside, yeah? It's Christmas.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Martin. Martin!
0:15:51 > 0:15:52Donna, what do you want?
0:15:52 > 0:15:55- Come here.- What?- Look at this.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03All those people.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06They'll have their camera phones out in a minute.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08We'll be all over the internet tomorrow.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13It's all right, it's all right...
0:16:13 > 0:16:17- Yes. Good shout, good shout. - DONNA CHUCKLES
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Montserrat? Montserrat?
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Kim, I can't hear you...
0:16:23 > 0:16:25You're at the airport NOW?
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Kim? Kim? Hello?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31BELL RINGS
0:16:32 > 0:16:36Denise, this is Kelly. She's reviewing for the Gazette.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Hold on, it says on the advert that credit rating ain't a problem...
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Come on, mate, it's Christmas.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Yeah, yeah, I know that. I know all that...
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Can I just speak to one of the...?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Fine. Fine, yeah. Thanks for nothing.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Poor Mick. That's Christmas karma.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25His head's gone. His head's gone.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28That's the face he pulls when he's lost his keys.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Look at me. Look at me. You're going to be fine, all right?
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Everything that we have been through -
0:17:32 > 0:17:35this is like a walk in the park compared to that.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36Come on.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38I know. I know.
0:17:38 > 0:17:39How's me hat look?
0:17:39 > 0:17:41What is it with you and that hat?
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Geezer, second row, with a crisp packet. He's winding me up.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46It was just a few lines, babe. You were brilliant.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Nah, nah, I'm trying to act and he's mullering a bag of ready salted.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51I tell you something else - where's the respect?
0:17:51 > 0:17:52- I will serve him right up. - Come on, come on.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Martin, you ready, mate?
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Naked.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04What?
0:18:04 > 0:18:09The front row. Imagine them naked. Classic actor trick.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Puts you in control. Calms you down. Trust me.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17PATRICK: Humbug!
0:18:21 > 0:18:25Ah, here he is. My favourite and only worker.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28What's wrong, Bob? Another kid on the way?
0:18:43 > 0:18:44Can we go home now, Mum?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49You need to take a half day off, you say?
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Dennis has chained me up again.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06You should eat. You'll make yourself ill.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08I'm already ill.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Build your strength up.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13I don't need babysitting.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15No, I know. I know you don't.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17I just... Well, I don't know.
0:19:19 > 0:19:20What's happening with Billy?
0:19:22 > 0:19:23What?
0:19:23 > 0:19:25The money. Is he in trouble?
0:19:26 > 0:19:27He didn't say.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Ah, right. So you just lent him the money.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32No questions asked. That's it?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Do you want to watch telly or not?
0:19:34 > 0:19:36I just want to know, that's all.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40What I do with my money is none of your business.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44No. Well, maybe I'll ask Sharon, see what she thinks?
0:19:44 > 0:19:46It's her money and all, ain't it?
0:19:48 > 0:19:49It's...
0:19:54 > 0:19:56It's for me funeral.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00Billy... He's sorting it out.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11How many times did I tell you to look out for the props on your exit?
0:20:11 > 0:20:14It's not my fault, OK? It's the chains.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18Tiny Tim's had a field day. I told you, Gran, they are too long!
0:20:18 > 0:20:22Don't you start. I could always pull them tighter, you know.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26Donna. Where's Donna?
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Out my way. Leave this to me.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Can anybody else smell booze?
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Are you the spirit whose guidance I seek?
0:20:42 > 0:20:44I wouldn't say no to a shot of rum.
0:20:44 > 0:20:48- Hey, Scroogey, it's me. - Speak up, love.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Why don't you come up here and say that?
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Is that loud enough for you?!
0:20:57 > 0:21:00- Is she threatening the audience? - Yep.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Oh, fantastic(!)
0:21:12 > 0:21:15- Hey.- You all right?
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Yeah. I'm going to have a quick shower before bed. You all right?
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Yeah.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22OK.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33I am proud of you. You know that, don't you?
0:21:33 > 0:21:36- Yeah.- I love you.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38I love you, too.
0:21:38 > 0:21:39Good.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17You missed your cue, not me.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20I missed my cue because I'm chafing to bits with this stitch work.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22It's thrown me.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Can we just cool it down a bit?
0:22:24 > 0:22:27In this material? Chance would be a fine thing.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29I am seeing spots.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31You'll be seeing stars in a minute, girl, if you don't shut up.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35He's got a yogurt. He's got a yoghurt, Del!
0:22:35 > 0:22:38I mean, who brings a packed lunch to the theatre?
0:22:38 > 0:22:40You can't win. We can't win, we can't win this!
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Shhh, here we go.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47Come on, Patrick. Save us with the solo.
0:22:47 > 0:22:52What can be a worse fate than lying in the ground unloved and forgotten?
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Please, tell me I can rid this writing from the stone?
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Hang on, hang on. Please. Hold on.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Close the curtain.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Close the curtain now!
0:23:20 > 0:23:23This ain't you. You're a fighter.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Whatever, whoever.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Phil, I've seen some big hard blokes come and go,
0:23:28 > 0:23:32but you've stayed on top, because you don't give up, and you fight.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41We...
0:23:41 > 0:23:45We had an orange juice. On Tuesday.
0:23:45 > 0:23:46Down at the new stadium.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Some poncey gastro-pub.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56And there were these two city boys there. Flash. Drunk.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Giving it the big 'un. Just...
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Just dying to be put in their place.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10I had to just sit there, and ignore it.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Look at me.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19What else could I do, huh?
0:24:21 > 0:24:25If I ain't worth a row, what am I worth?
0:24:25 > 0:24:26What have I got?
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Just look around you.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38Half the pubs have closed down, or they've turned into coffee shops.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Place is... Place is dying.
0:24:43 > 0:24:44Bit by bit.
0:24:46 > 0:24:47And the people.
0:24:51 > 0:24:57And on the weekend, we used to have a few pints,
0:24:57 > 0:24:59have a row,
0:24:59 > 0:25:01if we fancied it.
0:25:01 > 0:25:06That was me. That meant something. I meant something
0:25:07 > 0:25:11And you're right. I was a fighter.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13And this... This was my manor.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15But I can't fight now, can I?
0:25:15 > 0:25:18And this ain't my manor any more.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26There's nothing here for me now. Nothing.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36You're a good lad, Jay.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Do me a favour, just keep this to yourself, yeah?
0:25:41 > 0:25:42Please.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Drinking? Missed lines?
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Abusing the audience?
0:26:30 > 0:26:31You should be ashamed.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Ashamed? I'm half concussed here.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36I mean, it hardly seems fair that we've ALL been kept back.
0:26:36 > 0:26:40Exactly, what about the tech staff? My lighting was terrible.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44I'm sorry, but there's only one of us here broke character.
0:26:44 > 0:26:45Broke character?
0:26:45 > 0:26:48Your dopey son nearly broke the stage with that swan dive.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51- Oi!- Don't you blame my Kushy.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54All he had to do was walk in a straight line.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57He was probably chewing gum. Put him off.
0:26:57 > 0:26:58You are a nasty b...
0:26:58 > 0:27:03BLT! Geezer had a ready meal. That's what I'm saying.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Well, there's only one person to blame here, if you ask me,
0:27:05 > 0:27:06and that's the director.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Me? How dare you!
0:27:09 > 0:27:10Steve, don't be like that.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13I've done him a favour by stepping in, and all he's done is criticise.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15He's right. You're having a go at us, but
0:27:15 > 0:27:18you're hardly Scorsese yourself, mate. This was supposed to be fun.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Fun! Yeah, fun.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25All right. If that's the way you feel, the show's off.
0:27:25 > 0:27:29Oh, where you going? I'm your lift home. Where you going?
0:27:29 > 0:27:33Listen now, man, listen now, man, he's right.
0:27:33 > 0:27:34I mean, it might be fun for you,
0:27:34 > 0:27:37but, you know, to some of us, it's important.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42All I wanted to do was... MUSIC PLAYS
0:27:43 > 0:27:46See? Tech staff.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Oh, here we go. DUI Donna.
0:27:48 > 0:27:49What did you say?
0:27:49 > 0:27:53Well, you're just on one, ain't you? You have a drink...
0:27:53 > 0:27:57ALL TALK OVER EACH OTHER
0:28:01 > 0:28:02Don't stay up too late.
0:28:25 > 0:28:31Well, that escalated quickly, didn't it?
0:28:33 > 0:28:36Don't worry. I'll sort them out tomorrow.
0:28:39 > 0:28:41I'll just... I'll meet you at home, yeah?