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0:00:26 > 0:00:31# O little town of Bethlehem

0:00:31 > 0:00:37# How still we see thee lie

0:00:38 > 0:00:44# Above thy deep and dreamless sleep

0:00:44 > 0:00:49# The silent stars go by... #

0:00:49 > 0:00:51What time is it?

0:00:51 > 0:00:53It's about half five.

0:00:53 > 0:00:57You fell asleep so I left you there.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Mum used to stuff satsumas down the end of our stockings.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05I forgot to do these last night.

0:01:05 > 0:01:06Must have been the shock.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Michelle's back.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12She's staying with Martin for Christmas.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14What...you didn't know?

0:01:14 > 0:01:16No.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Michelle Fowler turns up after 20 years

0:01:19 > 0:01:22and she doesn't bother letting you know she's coming?

0:01:22 > 0:01:27Well, I only spoke to her briefly, said we'd catch up later today.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31I would have told you when I got back in but you were asleep, so...

0:01:33 > 0:01:34Suits you.

0:01:37 > 0:01:42It's like you said - let's make this the best Christmas ever, yeah?

0:01:42 > 0:01:43FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Half five? That's a record, even for you.

0:01:48 > 0:01:49Can I open them?

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Go on, then. Just the one.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53SHE CHUCKLES

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Sharon...

0:02:06 > 0:02:07Happy Christmas.

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Whoa!

0:02:11 > 0:02:12- Thank you.- Oh, merry Christmas!

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Here y'are, Lil.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Open this one, it's from Auntie Kat.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Ooh!

0:02:19 > 0:02:21You don't just turn up unannounced from America.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24She said she was here to surprise me.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Without her husband, or Mark.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Martin, something's happened.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30It's a scooter!

0:02:30 > 0:02:33- Wow! You lucky girl!- Look!

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Do you think she's left Uncle Tim?

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Look, that is enough, all right? She's come over here to visit.

0:02:38 > 0:02:39If there's anything else going on

0:02:39 > 0:02:41then she'll tell us if she wants to. All right?

0:02:41 > 0:02:43I know you wanted it to be just us.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45I just wish we had a turkey.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47- I shared your post on my news feed. - Oh, thank you.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50This is the first Christmas your sister's spending with us

0:02:50 > 0:02:52and she's going to have beans on toast for lunch.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54I tell you what -

0:02:54 > 0:02:58if I ever see that manky stray again, I'm going to kill it.

0:02:58 > 0:02:59MARTIN LAUGHS

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Yes!

0:03:01 > 0:03:02GLASS SMASHES

0:03:05 > 0:03:09CAT PURRS

0:03:09 > 0:03:10Oh, no!

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Is that the thanks I get?

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Taking you in, doing me Christian duty?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Come on, get down from there.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Come on - down, down.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Well, don't get glass in your feet.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Oh, dear. What a...

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Oh. Oh, no.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Oh, dear.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33SHE SNIFFS

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Oh, poo!

0:03:36 > 0:03:40Well, how charming of you, isn't it?

0:03:40 > 0:03:42I mean, doing a present on me flooring.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46What do you think it is, Christmas?

0:03:46 > 0:03:48SHE CHUCKLES

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Get down off there.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51I'll get my rubber gloves.

0:03:51 > 0:03:55All I know is that Elaine's in hospital, so...

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Well, listen, if you don't want all this...

0:03:57 > 0:03:59What you talking about? Course I want Christmas.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Who don't want Christmas? You want Christmas, eh?

0:04:02 > 0:04:03Stick them on your nut.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06- There you go, and put a smile on your face.- Morning!

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Oh, what a lovely, plump bird.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Why don't you all go for a sit down and I'll...?

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Er, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Remember? Whitney's cooking dinner this Christmas.

0:04:17 > 0:04:18BABE LAUGHS

0:04:18 > 0:04:19It's good of you to offer

0:04:19 > 0:04:23but I've cooked that many Christmas dinners it's second nature.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26- It's all about the timings, see... - Babe. Babe.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27No.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30- But...- No, no, there's no buts.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Whitney's going to cook us a right naughty little roast

0:04:32 > 0:04:35and we're going to have a classic Carter Christmas

0:04:35 > 0:04:37although my L ain't here. And what you're going to do is,

0:04:37 > 0:04:39you're going to go and get your nut down for a few hours.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41That's right, off you go, keep going.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Off you pop, there she goes.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Do you think I'll be able to do it all right?

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Yeah, yeah. Of course you will.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52You do everything right.

0:04:52 > 0:04:53Come here.

0:04:55 > 0:04:56CORK POPS

0:04:56 > 0:04:57KATHY LAUGHS

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Merry Christmas!

0:05:00 > 0:05:01You been there all night?

0:05:01 > 0:05:03- What time is it?- Quarter past seven.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Mother, it's a bit early, even for you, isn't it?

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Oh, come on, you've got to have a buck's fizz on Christmas morning.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10- No, no, thanks.- Come on. Get the turkey in the oven,

0:05:10 > 0:05:11otherwise it'll never be ready.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13HE SIGHS

0:05:13 > 0:05:15- We're not having turkey this year, OK?- What?

0:05:16 > 0:05:18I went to the Smithfield auction

0:05:18 > 0:05:20and I have bought a fillet of beef

0:05:20 > 0:05:23which I'm going to turn into a beautiful beef Wellington

0:05:23 > 0:05:26- with a red wine jus.- Beef? Who has beef on Christmas Day?!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28We're doing things differently this year.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35..totally blinged-out case!

0:05:35 > 0:05:37- Sorry, Jay.- Oh, sorry.- Oops!

0:05:37 > 0:05:39- Got it working?- Yeah.

0:05:39 > 0:05:40Oh, oh...

0:05:40 > 0:05:41THEY CHEER

0:05:41 > 0:05:42Phil, look!

0:05:48 > 0:05:50- It's brilliant.- It's good, innit?

0:05:56 > 0:05:57Hey!

0:05:57 > 0:05:58THEY LAUGH

0:05:58 > 0:06:01- I want a go!- No, you got enough presents to play with!

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Not having mine. Got all these, look.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Oh, there's one left. Who's it for?

0:06:10 > 0:06:12"To Phil from..."

0:06:12 > 0:06:13It's from Dennis.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Oh, Denny, I didn't know you'd done that.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Wa-ay!

0:06:26 > 0:06:28PHIL LAUGHS

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Oh! 1,000 pieces.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Let's hope I live long enough to finish it, eh?

0:06:34 > 0:06:35Cheers, mate.

0:06:38 > 0:06:39Right. Who wants a mince pie?

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Oh, here he is, eh?

0:06:46 > 0:06:48A star is born.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Happy Christmas, baby.

0:06:51 > 0:06:52Aw! You too.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57That stuffing looks fantastic.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59It's vegan nut roast.

0:06:59 > 0:07:00Oh...

0:07:01 > 0:07:05It's for Libby. Don't worry, I've got a chicken for the pair of us.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09- You say "the pair of us"...- Mm-hm.

0:07:09 > 0:07:10Well...

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Who have you invited?

0:07:17 > 0:07:20There's a group of us eating out once we finish our shift.

0:07:20 > 0:07:24There's a place near the hospital. Six courses and a choice of wine.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Louise got a new phone and a tablet.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Lucky Louise(!)

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Oh, Stace, don't forget to stuff butter inside the turkey skin.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33It makes it really moist.

0:07:33 > 0:07:34We ain't having turkey.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38What? That's a shame. Martin loves his turkey, don't you, Martin?

0:07:38 > 0:07:42And your Brussels sprouts. Mind you, they don't love you, do they?!

0:07:43 > 0:07:44Whoops(!)

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Sorry, Bex. I shouldn't have done that.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49It's all right, I'll just call her later.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Probably in the middle of one of her six courses.

0:07:52 > 0:07:53Morning.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56Sorry, I meant to wake up earlier. Jet lag.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Merry Christmas.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00- Merry Christmas, Michelle. - Same to you.

0:08:02 > 0:08:03Can I do anything?

0:08:03 > 0:08:04What's that you're making?

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Toad in the festive hole.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10- A cat ate the turkey.- Oh, right.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11Did you sleep all right?

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like a log.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Any idea how long you're staying?

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Had enough of me already?

0:08:17 > 0:08:19No, course not. You stay as long as you want.

0:08:19 > 0:08:20Shower free, is it?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Looks interesting...

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Right, that is it. We are having something proper for lunch today,

0:08:27 > 0:08:29even if I have to go and shoot it myself!

0:08:29 > 0:08:30TOY DOG BARKS

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Hey, there we are!

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Oi.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Sharon has gone all out. You promised you'd stay.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41I'll be back for lunch.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43I just want to give Mum and Ian's lot their presents.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46- And to be honest, I want to get away from all that.- All what?

0:08:46 > 0:08:50Dad and Sharon acting like it's just another Christmas.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53She knows we're eating at one.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Her bed's not been slept in and her phone's off.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Don't worry about Roxy.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Jay, can you help Dad with the edges?

0:09:00 > 0:09:02I'm not spending my Christmas doing a jigsaw!

0:09:02 > 0:09:05- DENNIS:- Jay! Come and play with me!

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Go on. Off you go. I've got some orange sauce to make.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10- It's all right, I'll give you a hand...- It's all under control.

0:09:10 > 0:09:11Go on. Shoo, out!

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Right...

0:09:23 > 0:09:24Thanks, Denise, you're a life-saver.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Yeah, well, it sounded like a crisis.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Oh... Afraid that's all we've got.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Barbecue chicken thighs.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36I suppose I could just wash the barbecue off, can't I?

0:09:36 > 0:09:39- How much are they?- Oh, darling, it's nothing. It's Christmas, ain't it?

0:09:39 > 0:09:40- Really?- Yeah.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Oh, thank you.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45I'm just grateful you got me out of the house. Patrick didn't tell me

0:09:45 > 0:09:47he invited Derek till five minutes before he arrived!

0:09:47 > 0:09:49And you just wanted to put your feet up?

0:09:49 > 0:09:51I was exactly the same just before I had Arthur.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Bet you can't wait till next Christmas.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Kids - that's what it's all about, ain't it? Thanks, Denise.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02- Happy Christmas, darling. - And to you.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Please tell me you've got double cream.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07My Christmas panna cotta is hanging in the balance!

0:10:16 > 0:10:18What you doing up here by yourself?

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Sorry.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26I don't know what she's cooking in there but something's burning.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30You heard from Linda?

0:10:32 > 0:10:36She's going to give me a little video call later,

0:10:36 > 0:10:38when she gets back to the hotel.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40Must be strange.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Your first Christmas apart.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Oh...

0:10:50 > 0:10:52She asked me to give you something.

0:10:54 > 0:10:55Top of the wardrobe.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58What?

0:11:00 > 0:11:02It's not your main present.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14She made it herself...

0:11:14 > 0:11:16in case you can't tell.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18HE LAUGHS

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Oh, it's beautiful!

0:11:26 > 0:11:29There we go, Christmas in a glass.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Oh...

0:11:33 > 0:11:34More like vomit in a glass.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38- Oh, give us it!- Here you go. Who fancies a quail egg Benedict?

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Or in the kitchen I've got some sweet onion sausage rolls.

0:11:40 > 0:11:41Got any sausages on sticks?

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Oh, I'm sorry, Mum. The '70s phoned and they asked for them back.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47- I've got some stilton fruit bites as well, anyone?- I'll have one.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49There you go. Take those. Ben?

0:11:49 > 0:11:50Yeah, go on, then.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52There you go. How's Sharon coping?

0:11:52 > 0:11:55She's attacking Christmas. Trying not to think about stuff.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Must be hard for her.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Oh, she saw Michelle last night.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Yeah? Michelle who?

0:12:01 > 0:12:02Fowler.

0:12:03 > 0:12:04Where?!

0:12:04 > 0:12:07In the Square. She's staying at Martin's.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09She hasn't popped in to say hello?

0:12:09 > 0:12:11I'm going to go see her. Here you go, take them.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14What's wrong with sausages on sticks?

0:12:14 > 0:12:16They're Bobby's favourites.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Oh...

0:12:18 > 0:12:22We applied to go and visit him today but he's taken us off the list.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Changing up the menu is Ian's idea of coping with it.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28Oh, Jane. Why didn't you tell me before?

0:12:29 > 0:12:31I'm trying so hard not to think about him.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34I miss him so much.

0:12:34 > 0:12:35Oh, darling.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Close your eyes!

0:12:39 > 0:12:41- What?- Just do it! Come on.

0:12:41 > 0:12:42- Got 'em closed?- Yeah.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Right, let's go.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46- Uh...- No, no, no, you're all right, I've got you.- It's too fast!

0:12:46 > 0:12:48No, you're all right.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Wait...

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Open 'em.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53Huh?

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Delivery guy just dropped it off.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58- Who's it from?- Dunno. There's no note on it or nothing.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00- But there must be.- Maybe someone just sent it, you know,

0:13:00 > 0:13:03- off your Facebook or something. - What, they just me sent a turkey

0:13:03 > 0:13:06- and didn't leave a note or give me a phone call, nothing?- Yep.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08KNOCKING

0:13:08 > 0:13:09I'll get it.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12- Massive, innit? - Look at the size of it!

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Merry Christmas. Is Michelle here?

0:13:15 > 0:13:17- Yeah, yeah. Come in.- Thanks.

0:13:18 > 0:13:19MICHELLE LAUGHS

0:13:19 > 0:13:22- What are you doing here?- Crime against visiting family, is there?

0:13:22 > 0:13:24No, course there isn't! Oh, come here, you!

0:13:24 > 0:13:26- Merry Christmas, Ian.- And you, mate.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27How are you, all right?

0:13:27 > 0:13:30Oh, Ian! Thank you so much.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Oh, that's so generous of you!

0:13:33 > 0:13:34I've got no idea what you're talking about.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Ah. Look, doesn't matter who it's from, does it?

0:13:37 > 0:13:39You wanted a turkey, we've got one. Happy days.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Yeah, you're right. It doesn't matter.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Bex, come here, come and have a look at this, it is massive.

0:13:44 > 0:13:45Yeah, have a look. It's a lump.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47- A proper lump of a bird.- Look!

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Oh-ho!

0:13:49 > 0:13:51- Oh, my...- Eh?

0:13:51 > 0:13:52Oh.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54What now?

0:13:54 > 0:13:56It ain't going to fit in the oven.

0:13:56 > 0:13:57Oh...

0:14:11 > 0:14:16Thank you, Father, for the gift of your only son,

0:14:16 > 0:14:20whose birth we're celebrating today.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Thank you. Amen.

0:14:27 > 0:14:28Ah...

0:14:28 > 0:14:34Auntie Gwen, she used to pull out all the stops at Christmas.

0:14:34 > 0:14:39Yes. She had roast goose and all the trimmings...

0:14:42 > 0:14:47..and puddings with them little silver thrupenny bits in 'em...

0:14:50 > 0:14:53You liked Christmas too, didn't you, Ethel? Huh?

0:14:53 > 0:14:56After a couple of glasses of Guinness

0:14:56 > 0:14:58you'd be throwing your legs up in the air

0:14:58 > 0:15:00and singing at the top of your voice

0:15:00 > 0:15:02and I'd try to calm you down,

0:15:02 > 0:15:05and you wouldn't have none of it, would you?

0:15:05 > 0:15:07SHE CHUCKLES

0:15:08 > 0:15:11CAT MEOWS

0:15:11 > 0:15:15I suppose if you're going to stick around, I shall have to name you.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19I'm going to call you...

0:15:19 > 0:15:20Ethel.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Here.

0:15:22 > 0:15:23There we are.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26KNOCK AT THE DOOR

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Hey. Here it comes. You going to get on it?

0:15:33 > 0:15:37Oh. Patrick? I think she's gone to Tanya's with Abi.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Oh, right. Thanks.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Hey. Merry Christmas.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48Go on, get inside. You're making the rest of us look bad.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Trying to make room for all Mum's food.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52She's been cooking for days!

0:15:52 > 0:15:55Go and show Patrick your new bicycle. Look, no stabilisers.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57- Go on, off you go. - Oh, who's a big girl now, eh?

0:15:57 > 0:15:59HE LAUGHS

0:16:11 > 0:16:12A bloke signed for it.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Yeah, I saw her go inside earlier.

0:16:16 > 0:16:1820s, dark hair...

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Yeah, I've got the rest here as well.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25You want me to stick around after...?

0:16:27 > 0:16:28Happy Christmas to you, too!

0:16:30 > 0:16:32HE SIGHS

0:16:32 > 0:16:33LAUGHTER

0:16:33 > 0:16:36- Are you sure it's not an ostrich? - Tell me about it!

0:16:36 > 0:16:37We're going to be eating turkey for weeks.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39- Would you like that, Lil?- Yeah!

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Look at this, look - Henry VIII!

0:16:41 > 0:16:42Whoa!

0:16:44 > 0:16:47- Put it in there.- I'm just going to get some fresh air.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Round here? You have been away a long time!

0:16:50 > 0:16:52What about this, then? Look, drumsticks!

0:16:52 > 0:16:53Boom-boom-tish!

0:16:53 > 0:16:54Little flip. I flipped it!

0:16:54 > 0:16:56She just said she fancied a break.

0:16:56 > 0:17:01What? After not showing her face for over 20 years? Yeah, right.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Have you heard from your mum?

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Yeah, she texted earlier.

0:17:05 > 0:17:09Doesn't seem that long ago Mum and Dad were together.

0:17:09 > 0:17:10We had a houseful.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14Now I don't even know where Dad is.

0:17:14 > 0:17:15Everything changes.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Here you go, have a look at this.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Bet you can't wait till this little beauty's cooked, can you, eh?

0:17:20 > 0:17:21Oh, that looks lovely, Ian.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Well, stop parading it about and get it in the oven. I'm starving!

0:17:24 > 0:17:27Well, have one of my Yuletide nibbles, then.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31Can you imagine what your gran would say about your Yuletide nibbles?

0:17:31 > 0:17:32- Yeah.- "Load o' muck!"

0:17:32 > 0:17:34HE GRUMBLES

0:17:34 > 0:17:37Do you know what? When Ian was a kid,

0:17:37 > 0:17:41he used to wake up Christmas morning, open his presents,

0:17:41 > 0:17:46and then did not stop pestering me and his dad to get dressed

0:17:46 > 0:17:50so he could get over here and start his Christmas off proper.

0:17:50 > 0:17:54- Then we'd watch the Queen...- Yeah.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Morecambe and Wise - that was your dad's favourite...

0:17:57 > 0:17:59SHE CHUCKLES

0:17:59 > 0:18:01# Bring me sunshine... #

0:18:01 > 0:18:02Here she goes!

0:18:02 > 0:18:05- # In your smile... # - Mum, how many have you had to drink?

0:18:05 > 0:18:07# Bring me laughter... #

0:18:07 > 0:18:09What is she singing?

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Oh, you're no fun, any of you lot, honestly!

0:18:12 > 0:18:15- # In this world where we live... # - Do you think I could stay for lunch?

0:18:15 > 0:18:16Course you can!

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Um, isn't Sharon expecting you back?

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Oh, they're not eating till much later.

0:18:20 > 0:18:21Dad, this was on the doorstep.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23A Christmas pudding?

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Yeah, I think so. And there's a note.

0:18:25 > 0:18:29Must be Stacey's Secret Santa. Must be doing the rounds.

0:18:30 > 0:18:34# Never bring me any tears... #

0:18:36 > 0:18:38LAUGHTER

0:18:40 > 0:18:44# Bring me fun, bring me sunshine, bring me love! #

0:18:44 > 0:18:45THEY CLAP

0:18:45 > 0:18:49VIDEO GAME PLAYS

0:18:50 > 0:18:51KNOCKING

0:18:51 > 0:18:52Door!

0:18:55 > 0:18:56KNOCKING CONTINUES

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Door!

0:18:58 > 0:19:01It's all right, you all just sit here!

0:19:03 > 0:19:05- Merry Christmas!- Merry Christmas!

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Merry Christmas! Oh, what's that, Janet?

0:19:07 > 0:19:09It's her doll's house, ain't it? She wanted to show it to Lou.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12- All right, boys? - It's lovely, really lovely.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Louise, Louise!

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Sharon, these were on your doorstep.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Oh, just left outside?

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Jay, do you know anything about these?

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Huh? No, no, no.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Must have been left at the wrong house. We've got ours.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29- We'll have 'em. - Yeah, help yourself.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Right, Honey, let's go into the kitchen.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34- I've got to do my orange and dill carrots.- OK.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Hey, Phil.

0:19:40 > 0:19:41Look at them two.

0:19:42 > 0:19:46Our day you was lucky to get a second-hand Action Man.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Doll's house come out good, though, ain't it?

0:19:48 > 0:19:51- Even if I say so myself. - They're so cute.

0:19:51 > 0:19:52Eh, Phil?

0:19:54 > 0:19:55Phil?

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Phil OK, is he?

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Yeah. As well as can be expected.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02I wonder where them crackers came from.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05- No idea, but they're nice ones, though, aren't they?- Yeah.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07- Thanks for letting us have them. - You're welcome.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Sharon, I think you might need to sit down.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Chance would be a fine thing, Billy!

0:20:17 > 0:20:19- No, I mean it.- What's wrong?

0:20:19 > 0:20:20It's Phil.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22What?

0:20:24 > 0:20:26HE GROANS

0:20:26 > 0:20:28So are we eating?

0:20:28 > 0:20:29You OK?

0:20:29 > 0:20:33Yeah, just... Just had a bit of a kip, that's all.

0:20:33 > 0:20:34Sit down, yeah?

0:20:37 > 0:20:38PHONE BEEPS

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Fine undertaker you are, Billy!

0:20:44 > 0:20:47Can't tell a dead person from a sleeping one!

0:20:50 > 0:20:51What?

0:20:51 > 0:20:53It's Ben.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55He's having lunch at Ian's.

0:20:57 > 0:20:58Course he is.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24What you doing in here with the door shut?

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Was it? Oh, sorry. I didn't realise.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28So did you find out who sent the pudding?

0:21:28 > 0:21:30- What did the note say? - Um, it wasn't for us.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33It's been delivered to the wrong address so I've dealt with it.

0:21:33 > 0:21:34Oh, that's a shame, innit?

0:21:34 > 0:21:37I mean, that was a posh one, an' all.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39SHE LAUGHS

0:21:50 > 0:21:53A mixologist as well as an actor!

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Are there no ends to this man's talents?

0:21:56 > 0:21:58- Ooh!- Eh?

0:21:58 > 0:22:00PATRICK LAUGHS

0:22:02 > 0:22:05I wasn't looking forward to today.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07Well, being on my own, all that peace and quiet.

0:22:08 > 0:22:12And then you come along. My knight in shining armour!

0:22:12 > 0:22:14More like Scrooge in a nightgown!

0:22:14 > 0:22:16THEY LAUGH

0:22:16 > 0:22:19MUSIC: The Banana Boat Song by Harry Belafonte

0:22:19 > 0:22:20Mmm! Here we go!

0:22:22 > 0:22:28# Issa day, issa day, issa day-o

0:22:28 > 0:22:32# Daylight come and I wanna go home!

0:22:33 > 0:22:36# Work all night on a drink of rum... #

0:22:36 > 0:22:38I'm going to pass you over.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40# Daylight come and I wanna go home... #

0:22:40 > 0:22:42- Here, it's Auntie Kim.- Oh, right.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44# Stack banana till de morning come... #

0:22:44 > 0:22:46- Merry Christmas!- Hey!

0:22:46 > 0:22:48Or as we say here in Montserrat...

0:22:48 > 0:22:51Merry Christmas to each and everybody out there.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Thank you.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55OK, here we are. Go to Mummy.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57- Aw!- Yes. Thank you.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Mum's got him going round the neighbours ho-ho-ho-ing

0:23:02 > 0:23:07- and little Miss Pearl misses her Auntie Denise, don't you?- Aww!

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Hello, Pearl! Merry Christmas.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11Boop!

0:23:11 > 0:23:14So, good news - I've done your dirty work for you.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16Yes. I've told Mum about the baby.

0:23:16 > 0:23:17How come you haven't told her?

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Because I didn't want her to know!

0:23:19 > 0:23:22But surely she was going to find out?

0:23:22 > 0:23:24I mean, I know it's been decades since you gave birth

0:23:24 > 0:23:28but people tend to notice when babies are being born.

0:23:28 > 0:23:29Oh, is Patrick there?

0:23:29 > 0:23:33I have so got to tell him about a rum cake I tried.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37Denise? Denise?

0:23:48 > 0:23:52DISTANT CHURCH BELLS

0:24:10 > 0:24:11I'm back, Dad.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16PHONE RINGS

0:24:23 > 0:24:25I really wish you were here.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34CRACKERS POP

0:24:34 > 0:24:35Yes!

0:24:35 > 0:24:37ALL SPEAK AT ONCE

0:24:37 > 0:24:40Tell you what, not a few quid, them crackers.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43I'm telling you, proper ones.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Whit, I think you've done us proud.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Babe? Come on!

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Not bad, for a beginner.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51The roasties could have done with a bit longer

0:24:51 > 0:24:53and the bird's a bit tough but apart from that...

0:24:53 > 0:24:55It's a bit like you, then, ain't it?

0:24:55 > 0:24:56LAUGHTER

0:24:56 > 0:24:59I think this nosh is absolutely scrumptious,

0:24:59 > 0:25:01and I think L would say the same if she was here.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03This is as good as you'd get in the Savoy.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05I have a gentleman friend takes me there all the time.

0:25:05 > 0:25:06Dirty cow.

0:25:06 > 0:25:10"Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?"

0:25:10 > 0:25:13- Because...- Because he was picking his nose!

0:25:13 > 0:25:14Oi, that was my one!

0:25:14 > 0:25:16What time's Mum ringing?

0:25:16 > 0:25:19About three bells. When she gets back from the hospital.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21How is Elaine?

0:25:21 > 0:25:23She's not good, Teen.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25She can't speak properly, can she, Mick?

0:25:25 > 0:25:28Just making noises.

0:25:28 > 0:25:29I bet Linda's worried sick.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34I tell you what. Come on.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Let's have a toast - to Elaine, yeah?

0:25:36 > 0:25:38- Mick?- Yeah. You know what?

0:25:40 > 0:25:43To Elaine, um...

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Another tough old bird!

0:25:45 > 0:25:46THEY LAUGH

0:25:46 > 0:25:48- ALL:- Elaine!

0:25:49 > 0:25:50Mick, your jumper!

0:25:50 > 0:25:53ALL LAUGH

0:25:54 > 0:25:55Not all over the table!

0:25:58 > 0:26:01"What do you call Father Christmas on a beach?"

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Go on.

0:26:03 > 0:26:04"Sandy Claus."

0:26:04 > 0:26:05CHUCKLING

0:26:21 > 0:26:23Louise! Please...

0:26:26 > 0:26:29I bet you're looking forward to seeing Amy.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31What did you get her?

0:26:31 > 0:26:34Um, some doll that she asked for.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36Aww. I was always asking for dolls.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41Right, who wants some more Parmesan parsnips? There's plenty.

0:26:41 > 0:26:44Jay, you've not had any goose.

0:26:44 > 0:26:47Yeah, I'm not really a fan, but everything else, great.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Yeah, really great.

0:26:55 > 0:26:58Ben is right out of order for staying over there.

0:26:58 > 0:26:59It's his choice.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02Denny, eat your sprouts. Come on.

0:27:02 > 0:27:03I hate 'em.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11Right, I'm going to go and check on the pudding.

0:27:11 > 0:27:12PHONE RINGS

0:27:12 > 0:27:14Louise, could you please turn off the phone?

0:27:14 > 0:27:15It's not mine.

0:27:20 > 0:27:21Phil.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31You know, every time I've looked at a sell-by date today...

0:27:31 > 0:27:35I keep thinking, "Will Phil still be alive by then?"

0:27:36 > 0:27:39I'm sorry, Jay, I don't want to spoil it for everyone.

0:27:39 > 0:27:43You're not. You've made it really special for everyone.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45Thank you.

0:27:45 > 0:27:46- LOUISE:- Sharon!

0:27:46 > 0:27:49She'll be in in a bit!

0:27:49 > 0:27:51Sharon, it's the hospital.

0:27:59 > 0:28:00Hang on.

0:28:00 > 0:28:02They've, uh...

0:28:04 > 0:28:05They've got a liver.

0:28:07 > 0:28:11Right, so soon as we see 'em I want us all to shout, "Happy Christmas!"

0:28:11 > 0:28:12All like that, OK?

0:28:12 > 0:28:14I'm just going to sit here and finish me drink.

0:28:14 > 0:28:18- Shirley!- No, you're going to do as you're told. Get yourself over here. Come on, join the rest of us.

0:28:18 > 0:28:21- RINGING - Oh, she's early.- Ready? Ready?

0:28:25 > 0:28:27Hi!

0:28:27 > 0:28:29Happy Christmas!

0:28:29 > 0:28:31ALL: Happy Christmas!

0:28:31 > 0:28:32THEY CHEER

0:28:32 > 0:28:34MUSIC: God Save The Queen

0:28:34 > 0:28:39Ethel! Don't go licking yourself in front of the Queen.

0:28:39 > 0:28:40Oh, dear.

0:28:44 > 0:28:45MUSIC STOPS

0:28:45 > 0:28:46Oh...

0:28:52 > 0:28:56Everyone's lights are out. Street lights, everything.

0:28:56 > 0:28:57It's a power cut.

0:28:59 > 0:29:00I don't believe this.

0:29:02 > 0:29:04I've waited all day to see her.

0:29:04 > 0:29:06That's why the Wi-Fi's down, look.

0:29:07 > 0:29:09We need to let everyone know.

0:29:09 > 0:29:11- And Ben! We need to tell Ben. - Yeah, I'll tell him.

0:29:11 > 0:29:12Got the bag?

0:29:14 > 0:29:18Ring us as soon as you know anything, OK?

0:29:18 > 0:29:19I love you.

0:29:21 > 0:29:22The Royal Free.

0:29:23 > 0:29:26Sharon! Sharon, wait!

0:29:26 > 0:29:28No, I've got to get Phil to the hospital.

0:29:28 > 0:29:30- They've got a liver for him. - I'll come with you.

0:29:30 > 0:29:32- No, there's no need. - Yes, there is.

0:29:53 > 0:29:56There's no lights on anywhere!

0:29:56 > 0:29:57Ben! Ben!

0:29:59 > 0:30:01PHONE BEEPS

0:30:06 > 0:30:09It's a text from Tony.

0:30:10 > 0:30:13He's on his way to the hospital as well.

0:30:13 > 0:30:15Oh...

0:30:15 > 0:30:16What?

0:30:17 > 0:30:19It's Phil's mate.

0:30:19 > 0:30:21He's also on the transplant list.

0:30:21 > 0:30:24So, if he's going in as well, then...

0:30:25 > 0:30:28It's a nice Christmas present for his family, innit?

0:30:28 > 0:30:31Hey, come on. Enough of that.

0:30:32 > 0:30:36They told me on the phone I'm the backup again.

0:30:37 > 0:30:38It's Tony's.

0:30:42 > 0:30:46What?! This connection is jarring me.

0:30:46 > 0:30:48Yeah!

0:30:48 > 0:30:51No, L, we saw you for about a second. That was it.

0:30:51 > 0:30:53I've been waiting all day, that's what I'm saying.

0:30:53 > 0:30:55How's your mother?

0:30:55 > 0:30:56How's Johnny?

0:30:56 > 0:30:57Linda?

0:30:57 > 0:31:00L! L?

0:31:00 > 0:31:02It's all Ted Heath's fault. Three-day week?

0:31:02 > 0:31:04He just wants more time sailing his boat.

0:31:04 > 0:31:08Mick! Mick! Gas oven's working downstairs!

0:31:08 > 0:31:11I bet there's a lot of half-cooked Christmas dinners out there.

0:31:11 > 0:31:13We could charge what we liked. Make a killing!

0:31:13 > 0:31:15Hark at it, the spirit of Christmas(!)

0:31:15 > 0:31:19Now it's just going to voicemail!

0:31:19 > 0:31:21Oh, it's all me own fault.

0:31:21 > 0:31:26Last thing I need is a stray cat cluttering up me house.

0:31:26 > 0:31:27Ethel?

0:31:27 > 0:31:29CAT MEOWS

0:31:32 > 0:31:35Oh, there you are.

0:31:35 > 0:31:37Oh, I'm sorry.

0:31:37 > 0:31:38Yes...

0:31:38 > 0:31:42You're not a stray no more, are you?

0:31:42 > 0:31:43No.

0:31:43 > 0:31:46Come on, there's a lovely girl.

0:31:46 > 0:31:48Right, there we are.

0:31:48 > 0:31:50Sit down.

0:31:50 > 0:31:53No, not any more. Not a stray. No.

0:31:53 > 0:31:55CAT PURRS

0:31:55 > 0:31:56Mick?

0:31:56 > 0:31:58Yeah?

0:31:58 > 0:32:01Look, I found these in the barrel store.

0:32:01 > 0:32:03There's oil out the back, too.

0:32:03 > 0:32:05And serve what?

0:32:06 > 0:32:09Fridges don't work, coolers are out.

0:32:09 > 0:32:11I can't even open the tills.

0:32:11 > 0:32:13It's a 'mare.

0:32:13 > 0:32:15It is an absolute nightmare!

0:32:15 > 0:32:19Yeah, Babe was right. The cooker does still work, but with matches.

0:32:19 > 0:32:21Listen, why don't I have a little run around the Square, eh?

0:32:21 > 0:32:24Just let everyone know they can bring their food over?

0:32:26 > 0:32:29Dad, come on, we can't let a power cut spoil Christmas.

0:32:29 > 0:32:31It's what Mum would do.

0:32:34 > 0:32:36Do you know what, boy?

0:32:36 > 0:32:38You're right. That's exactly what L would do.

0:32:38 > 0:32:41Mum, go and get them lanterns lit.

0:32:41 > 0:32:44Lee, go and tell Babe to expect company,

0:32:44 > 0:32:48because there is plenty of room in this inn!

0:32:48 > 0:32:49Hey?

0:32:49 > 0:32:51Here we go.

0:32:51 > 0:32:53- Ooh...- Ooh.

0:32:54 > 0:32:57Oh... No, it's still too rare.

0:32:57 > 0:32:59Dad, I'm sure it'll be fine.

0:32:59 > 0:33:01It was supposed to have creamed potatoes with it,

0:33:01 > 0:33:04Brussels sprouts with pancetta, flaming red cabbage.

0:33:04 > 0:33:07We should've got gas ovens at the restaurant! Look at that...

0:33:07 > 0:33:10That lovely Christmas pudding, who was it from?

0:33:10 > 0:33:13Um, it wasn't for us. It was for 45 Albert Street.

0:33:13 > 0:33:15It's an easy mistake to make.

0:33:15 > 0:33:17But I tell you, we still have got a Christmas pudding,

0:33:17 > 0:33:19because it's been steaming all morning.

0:33:19 > 0:33:22Are you sure we can't take you to the hospital, Ben?

0:33:22 > 0:33:25There's no point. They won't know if it's suitable for Dad yet.

0:33:25 > 0:33:28Yeah, but you could see him just in case...

0:33:28 > 0:33:30Say my goodbyes before he goes under the knife?!

0:33:30 > 0:33:33All right, mate, I don't think she meant it like that.

0:33:33 > 0:33:36- KNOCK ON DOOR Hello?- Yeah, in here!- In here.

0:33:36 > 0:33:38Oh, sorry to interrupt.

0:33:38 > 0:33:40We're opening the Vic, and our oven's working.

0:33:40 > 0:33:41Oh, fantastic!

0:33:41 > 0:33:43Right, that's it. Come on, everybody, let's get moving.

0:33:43 > 0:33:45Steven, you get the potatoes, they're still on the hob.

0:33:45 > 0:33:47Mum, you get the veg. I tell you what.

0:33:47 > 0:33:50We could put everything on Jane's wheelchair, can't we?

0:33:50 > 0:33:52- I promise we will come back for you! - THEY LAUGH

0:33:52 > 0:33:56I don't want to spend my Christmas hanging around the Vic.

0:33:56 > 0:33:58Yeah, but it's better than sitting round here.

0:33:58 > 0:34:01We could always play murder-in-the-dark.

0:34:01 > 0:34:03Well, it's always a favourite.

0:34:03 > 0:34:05Yeah, well, you three go, then.

0:34:09 > 0:34:13You know, um, Kim wasn't trying to cause problems.

0:34:13 > 0:34:15Listen, I don't want Mum knowing about the baby.

0:34:15 > 0:34:18Yeah, but she'll find out sooner or later.

0:34:18 > 0:34:20Oh, come on, my precious.

0:34:20 > 0:34:23I ain't leaving you here on your own,

0:34:23 > 0:34:25and you know how I love a party...

0:34:25 > 0:34:26Hmm?

0:34:26 > 0:34:29Abi, now's not really a good time.

0:34:29 > 0:34:31We're having a bit of a Christmas crisis.

0:34:31 > 0:34:34'Where are you? I can't see you. It's all dark.'

0:34:34 > 0:34:36CORK POPS

0:34:36 > 0:34:38'Is that champagne?'

0:34:38 > 0:34:41Yeah. Look, I'll have to call you back. I've got to go.

0:34:41 > 0:34:44Send my love to Mum and Oscar. Bye.

0:34:44 > 0:34:46I've never seen a man so eager to get at an oven before.

0:34:46 > 0:34:50Well, maybe now he'll stop moaning about his red wine jus thingy!

0:34:50 > 0:34:53Right, who wants a drop of bubbly while it's still cold?

0:34:53 > 0:34:56Kathy? Now, I know you won't say no!

0:34:56 > 0:34:57You know me too well!

0:34:57 > 0:34:59A power cut in 2016!

0:34:59 > 0:35:01We had the dance pad out,

0:35:01 > 0:35:04I was right in the middle of Speed Over Beethoven.

0:35:04 > 0:35:07- I nearly threw me back out. - Oh! A jumper-and-a-half, that, mate.

0:35:07 > 0:35:10Proper, innit? You'll all have to huddle together for warmth.

0:35:10 > 0:35:12Me, on the other hand, will be sweet

0:35:12 > 0:35:15because my loving wife knitted me a jumper for a 7ft geezer!

0:35:15 > 0:35:16THEY LAUGH

0:35:16 > 0:35:18- Thanks, Babe.- What is it?

0:35:18 > 0:35:21Harasa, Iranian stew. Recipe handed down from Umar's mum.

0:35:21 > 0:35:23Lovely.

0:35:23 > 0:35:24Thanks, Mick, for taking us all in.

0:35:24 > 0:35:26Yeah, yeah, nice one, Mick.

0:35:26 > 0:35:29Listen, don't thank me, this was all Lee's call.

0:35:29 > 0:35:32That's my husband for you, ain't it? Full of great ideas, eh?

0:35:32 > 0:35:35Look at my necklace - real diamonds he bought me!

0:35:35 > 0:35:37Lucky girl, ain't I?

0:35:41 > 0:35:44How long till you know?

0:35:44 > 0:35:46The liver's still on its way.

0:35:46 > 0:35:48As soon as it gets here, we'll have a better idea.

0:35:48 > 0:35:50Right, so we wait, just like before.

0:35:50 > 0:35:52I know it's hard.

0:35:53 > 0:35:56Right, Phil, let's get you to the ward.

0:35:56 > 0:35:58Take my arm.

0:35:58 > 0:36:00- All right, darling?- OK?- OK.

0:36:00 > 0:36:05Brilliant. If you just follow Nurse Amy.

0:36:08 > 0:36:12Mrs Mitchell, you and your friend can come with us.

0:36:12 > 0:36:14- Look... I just need a minute, OK? - Of course.

0:36:14 > 0:36:16You know where the coffee machine is,

0:36:16 > 0:36:20and I've heard a rumour that there's mince pies floating around.

0:36:22 > 0:36:25I didn't expect him to be as bad as this.

0:36:25 > 0:36:26I'm so sorry.

0:36:26 > 0:36:28He's on his last legs.

0:36:28 > 0:36:30If we have to wait any longer...

0:36:30 > 0:36:32Come on.

0:36:35 > 0:36:38Dennis and Louise are worried, but Jay's looking after 'em.

0:36:38 > 0:36:41I would've stayed but I want to see Amy.

0:36:41 > 0:36:42Where's Stan?

0:36:42 > 0:36:45Is he still at work? Why isn't he here?

0:36:45 > 0:36:47Lovely. Cheers for that.

0:36:47 > 0:36:51- I'll take it through to the kitchen, Babe'll sort it out.- Cheers, mate.

0:36:52 > 0:36:54Happy Christmas!

0:36:54 > 0:36:57Oh, look, she's a little bit scared of the dark.

0:36:57 > 0:36:59That's why she came with me early.

0:36:59 > 0:37:03Ronnie's dealing with Ricky and Matthew, and they'll be over later.

0:37:03 > 0:37:05Come on, let's go.

0:37:06 > 0:37:08Roxy... Have you heard from my dad?

0:37:08 > 0:37:11I'm sure if there's any news they'll call, all right?

0:37:11 > 0:37:13Yeah.

0:37:13 > 0:37:17'Ere, Mick! We heard you're saving Christmas!

0:37:17 > 0:37:19STUMBLING AND LAUGHTER

0:37:19 > 0:37:21I'm...

0:37:21 > 0:37:24- SLURRED:- I'm not used to drinking so much.

0:37:24 > 0:37:26PATRICK CHUCKLES

0:37:26 > 0:37:28Patrick, you...you are...

0:37:28 > 0:37:31You are a bad influence, you know?

0:37:31 > 0:37:33No, man.

0:37:33 > 0:37:36I think you're trying to lead me astray.

0:37:36 > 0:37:37BOTH LAUGH

0:37:37 > 0:37:39Have you noticed?

0:37:39 > 0:37:41Yeah, yeah, I think Derek's got a bit of a crush.

0:37:44 > 0:37:48Hey, I've never seen this place so peaceful.

0:37:51 > 0:37:54Hang on. Look, just take this.

0:37:54 > 0:37:56Look, all of you go on, I just want to check on something.

0:37:56 > 0:37:57OK.

0:37:57 > 0:37:59- OK?- Hmm.

0:38:09 > 0:38:11Give us a taste.

0:38:11 > 0:38:12Yep.

0:38:12 > 0:38:15Oh! That is hot. Really nice, though.

0:38:15 > 0:38:19- See, the secret's in the wrist. - Yeah?- How you whisk it.

0:38:19 > 0:38:21You must have strong hands.

0:38:21 > 0:38:23HE LAUGHS

0:38:23 > 0:38:27How I would love to have a man with strong hands at home!

0:38:27 > 0:38:29Not just in the kitchen, either, eh?

0:38:29 > 0:38:31Excuse me, excuse me.

0:38:31 > 0:38:34- What have you put in that red cabbage?- Festive fun.

0:38:34 > 0:38:36You sure?

0:38:36 > 0:38:38HE SNIFFS

0:38:38 > 0:38:40Oh, no, that's gone. I'll start that again. You got any cabbage?

0:38:40 > 0:38:41- Yeah. Out there.- Thanks.

0:38:41 > 0:38:44'Ere, do you know, we haven't had a mince pie

0:38:44 > 0:38:47or a prawn cocktail all day. Ian, he made these fiddly things.

0:38:47 > 0:38:48What did you call 'em?

0:38:48 > 0:38:50- My Yuletide nibbles. - THEY SNIGGER

0:38:50 > 0:38:54I bet they're nowhere near as tasty as Jack's Yuletide nibbles.

0:38:54 > 0:38:55THEY CHEER

0:38:55 > 0:38:58Well, if you want some turkey, you can have some of ours.

0:38:58 > 0:39:01There's more than enough. I still don't know where that's come from.

0:39:01 > 0:39:03'Ere, we had a Christmas pudding delivered to our house, too,

0:39:03 > 0:39:07- didn't we, Ian?- Yeah.- Maybe that was meant for you, an' all!

0:39:07 > 0:39:10Or maybe it's a mystery benefactor.

0:39:10 > 0:39:12You should check it's not been interfered with,

0:39:12 > 0:39:14poisoned or something. You never know.

0:39:14 > 0:39:17Take no notice of her, it'll be fine.

0:39:17 > 0:39:22Don't look a gift turkey in the mouth, that's what I say.

0:39:22 > 0:39:26Dot, I had no idea at all nobody came to your party.

0:39:26 > 0:39:28Look, I was so busy with the play band...

0:39:28 > 0:39:31I don't need no excuses. What's done is done.

0:39:31 > 0:39:34Yes, but if we had known that you were on your own...

0:39:34 > 0:39:37I'm not on my own, not any more.

0:39:37 > 0:39:38Am I, Ethel?

0:39:38 > 0:39:40She's my stray cat.

0:39:40 > 0:39:44She kept coming to me doorstep, because she knew,

0:39:44 > 0:39:47so you'd better get off to the Vic and enjoy yourself.

0:39:47 > 0:39:50- Yes, yes, but... - Ethel and I are all right.

0:39:50 > 0:39:52Yeah, but you shouldn't be in the dark with your eyes.

0:39:52 > 0:39:54My eyes are fine.

0:39:54 > 0:39:56Really?

0:39:56 > 0:39:59So, why do you keep calling the tomcat Ethel?

0:39:59 > 0:40:01- Tomcat?- Mm-hm.

0:40:01 > 0:40:04Well, if she ain't an Ethel,

0:40:04 > 0:40:07then he's Ethel's little Willy.

0:40:07 > 0:40:08That's all there is to it.

0:40:10 > 0:40:13- MUSIC AND CHATTER - That one? Yeah?

0:40:13 > 0:40:17- Shall I open it for you? Mmm! - Amy, you haven't had your lunch.

0:40:17 > 0:40:20So what? It's Christmas! She's starving.

0:40:20 > 0:40:23If I want to give my daughter chocolate, I will.

0:40:23 > 0:40:25Oh, what? She's your daughter today, is she?

0:40:25 > 0:40:27Come here, you. Come on.

0:40:27 > 0:40:29Do you know what?

0:40:29 > 0:40:30You stink of booze.

0:40:30 > 0:40:33Yeah? And I saw you this morning, doing the walk of shame.

0:40:33 > 0:40:36Or in your case, the crawl of shame.

0:40:36 > 0:40:38Come on.

0:40:42 > 0:40:44What's that face for?

0:40:44 > 0:40:47What, were you a naughty girl and Santa didn't drop down your chimney?

0:40:47 > 0:40:50- What do you care?- Roxy, come on...

0:40:58 > 0:41:00Hi. Happy Christmas.

0:41:05 > 0:41:09So, he had his eyes closed, right, he's all pale, I felt his pulse.

0:41:09 > 0:41:11Turns out he's just asleep.

0:41:11 > 0:41:14- It's enough to put you off the booze, innit?- Huh!

0:41:18 > 0:41:20What's your game?

0:41:20 > 0:41:23- Sorry?- You, stood 'ere, like you ain't got a care in the world?

0:41:23 > 0:41:26There's no point me going to the hospital.

0:41:26 > 0:41:28I phoned Sharon. They don't know if he's getting another liver.

0:41:28 > 0:41:32Oh, right, so you just carry on like nothing's happening?

0:41:32 > 0:41:34Where's Jay?

0:41:34 > 0:41:36I'll tell you where Jay is, shall I?

0:41:36 > 0:41:38Cos I texted him earlier on.

0:41:39 > 0:41:41He's at your house,

0:41:41 > 0:41:44looking after your sister and Dennis. Doing your job!

0:41:46 > 0:41:49You're not a kid any more, Ben. You've got to man up.

0:41:54 > 0:41:55You're right.

0:42:02 > 0:42:05I know it's probably wrong of me to reach out to you now, but...

0:42:05 > 0:42:07SHE SIGHS

0:42:07 > 0:42:10..please, please let it be his.

0:42:12 > 0:42:14Please give him new life.

0:42:14 > 0:42:16Us new life.

0:42:17 > 0:42:19I'll do anything, I...

0:42:21 > 0:42:24I'll give money to charity, I'll renew my faith, anything.

0:42:27 > 0:42:29I'm nothing, see, without him.

0:42:31 > 0:42:34I kid myself I am, but...

0:42:36 > 0:42:39FOOTSTEPS

0:42:46 > 0:42:49I never thought I'd find you in here. They want you.

0:42:49 > 0:42:52Why? What have they said?

0:42:52 > 0:42:53Just that they need you.

0:42:55 > 0:42:57Listen, don't worry about it.

0:42:57 > 0:43:01No, no, no, I'll just grab some food and I'll bring it back. Yeah.

0:43:01 > 0:43:03I love you, too.

0:43:03 > 0:43:04See you in a bit.

0:43:04 > 0:43:06Right, come on, you.

0:43:06 > 0:43:10Your brother's just seen his breakfast in reverse. Ew...

0:43:11 > 0:43:14SHE SNIFFS

0:43:16 > 0:43:18Look, Rox, I'm sorry about the job.

0:43:18 > 0:43:20I still want us to be mates.

0:43:20 > 0:43:23Yeah, yeah. No, we are! Course we are.

0:43:23 > 0:43:26Right, let's get this party started! It's Christmas!

0:43:26 > 0:43:28CHEERING

0:43:30 > 0:43:32- Listen.- Hmm?- Don't say anything,

0:43:32 > 0:43:36but I think that Derek is a little bit enamoured of Patrick.

0:43:36 > 0:43:38How do you mean?

0:43:38 > 0:43:41I don't know. He's just sort of hanging on his every word,

0:43:41 > 0:43:45he's following him around. It's a bit like Pip and Estella.

0:43:45 > 0:43:47Who?

0:43:47 > 0:43:48You need to read more.

0:43:51 > 0:43:52MUSIC STOPS

0:43:52 > 0:43:55Sorry about that, sorry about that, hold on.

0:43:55 > 0:43:57- Battery's gone.- Oh, come on!

0:43:57 > 0:44:00No more music, ladies and gentlemen, sorry.

0:44:00 > 0:44:01JEERING

0:44:01 > 0:44:03- What do you want me to do? - What can you do?

0:44:03 > 0:44:06Unless someone wants to bang out a tune on the old joanna.

0:44:06 > 0:44:08I mean...

0:44:08 > 0:44:10- SLURRED:- Michael, I used to have a tinkle when I was younger.

0:44:10 > 0:44:13- Yeah, I bet he did. - Go and have a tinkle, Derek, please.

0:44:13 > 0:44:14Go on, Del.

0:44:17 > 0:44:19Let's get that up there, look.

0:44:19 > 0:44:21It's getting on a bit, but...

0:44:21 > 0:44:23Right. Oh, dear.

0:44:28 > 0:44:31Dot! I'm sorry we missed your party.

0:44:31 > 0:44:33Stacey and I made you a cake, but with the play and everything...

0:44:33 > 0:44:36Steven... Steven, go and run and get Dot's cake.

0:44:36 > 0:44:40Stay where you are, Steven. The last thing I need is cake.

0:44:40 > 0:44:41I'm still full up with Yule log.

0:44:41 > 0:44:43Dot, come and join us.

0:44:43 > 0:44:46I'm sorry we never made it to your party.

0:44:46 > 0:44:47Mum had a bad day.

0:44:47 > 0:44:49Yes, right.

0:44:49 > 0:44:51Well, I suppose everyone's got their excuses.

0:44:51 > 0:44:54We got you a retirement present, but it's back at ours.

0:44:54 > 0:44:58If it'd meant anything, Jane, you'd have brought it to me party.

0:44:58 > 0:45:01But you know me, I ain't one to harbour ill-feelings,

0:45:01 > 0:45:03so let's leave it at that, shall we?

0:45:03 > 0:45:05- Hello.- Hey, Dot.

0:45:10 > 0:45:12Everyone, take your seats!

0:45:12 > 0:45:14CHEERING

0:45:14 > 0:45:16HE PLAYS: Jingle Bells

0:45:16 > 0:45:19You've got the joanna going? Lovely!

0:45:19 > 0:45:21Happy Christmas!

0:45:21 > 0:45:23CHEERING

0:45:37 > 0:45:41- Can we bet with real money? - Only if you don't mind losing it.

0:45:47 > 0:45:50No news is good news, yeah?

0:45:55 > 0:45:57What about Tony?

0:45:57 > 0:46:00You know I can't talk about other patients.

0:46:00 > 0:46:03The most important thing is, you're an extremely lucky man.

0:46:03 > 0:46:05Yeah.

0:46:06 > 0:46:08I'm scared.

0:46:08 > 0:46:11It's going to be all right, do you hear?

0:46:11 > 0:46:13Mrs Mitchell, time isn't on our side.

0:46:13 > 0:46:15I'm going to wait here, OK?

0:46:15 > 0:46:18I'm not going to go anywhere till it's over, I promise. OK?

0:46:18 > 0:46:20Yeah?

0:46:29 > 0:46:30Sharon...

0:46:30 > 0:46:32I love you.

0:46:32 > 0:46:35- Yeah.- You know that, don't you? - Yeah.

0:46:45 > 0:46:48You didn't have to come back.

0:46:48 > 0:46:49Are you kidding me?

0:46:49 > 0:46:52Your sister and a load of drunk neighbours,

0:46:52 > 0:46:55or time with my family? No contest.

0:46:57 > 0:47:00PHONE RINGS

0:47:00 > 0:47:02'Mick? Can you see me?'

0:47:02 > 0:47:04Yeah, yeah. Can you see me?

0:47:04 > 0:47:07It's a bit dark.

0:47:07 > 0:47:08I know, I know.

0:47:08 > 0:47:10What are you holding?

0:47:10 > 0:47:12We've had a power cut.

0:47:12 > 0:47:14The whole Square's down.

0:47:14 > 0:47:16So Lee invited the neighbours over.

0:47:16 > 0:47:18We're having a right jolly-up downstairs.

0:47:18 > 0:47:21Oh! Oh, I wish I was there with you.

0:47:21 > 0:47:24Yeah, so do I, baby. So do I, so do I.

0:47:24 > 0:47:29- How's your mother?- Don't ask, you'll only set me off again.

0:47:29 > 0:47:32I feel like I've been crying all day.

0:47:32 > 0:47:34Have...have you opened your present yet, or...?

0:47:34 > 0:47:38No, I've been waiting till we could see each other.

0:47:38 > 0:47:40Well, I've got your jumper on.

0:47:40 > 0:47:43I ain't seen me hand in hours, but I love it, I love it.

0:47:43 > 0:47:45I've dressed Ollie as a penguin.

0:47:45 > 0:47:47I keep trying to send you the pictures.

0:47:47 > 0:47:51They just won't go through. Go on, open it. Go on, babe, go on.

0:48:00 > 0:48:02Oh...

0:48:02 > 0:48:04Oh... Mick...

0:48:05 > 0:48:07It's beautiful.

0:48:07 > 0:48:11Listen, I know it'll never make up for your nan's one, you know, but...

0:48:11 > 0:48:13No, it does.

0:48:13 > 0:48:14I love it.

0:48:14 > 0:48:17Don't you start. You're going to start me off.

0:48:18 > 0:48:21PLAYED ON PIANO: We Wish You A Merry Christmas

0:48:26 > 0:48:29Course if I'd have cooked Christmas lunch,

0:48:29 > 0:48:31you'd have been too stuffed to eat again.

0:48:31 > 0:48:33I think Whitney did really well, better than I would.

0:48:33 > 0:48:35No, the girl did good.

0:48:35 > 0:48:38Here, Mum, I found a wishbone.

0:48:38 > 0:48:41I'm going to wish my daughter Shirley comes to visit me.

0:48:41 > 0:48:43Been a while since I've seen her.

0:48:43 > 0:48:47Listen, right, Jack does THE best bread sauce you've ever had.

0:48:47 > 0:48:50Now, you are going to try Jack's bread sauce.

0:48:50 > 0:48:53Try the bread sauce. No, no, no, just try the bread sauce.

0:48:53 > 0:48:55- Lovely. Thanks, Roxy. - Bread sauce!

0:48:55 > 0:48:58Not exactly the quiet family Christmas you'd hoped for, is it?

0:48:58 > 0:48:59I don't know.

0:48:59 > 0:49:02I'd spend Christmas with the neighbours every year.

0:49:02 > 0:49:04- Joke!- Yeah.

0:49:04 > 0:49:07'Ere, have you seen Shaki? He keeps looking at you.

0:49:07 > 0:49:09Creep.

0:49:11 > 0:49:14You're thinking about your dad again, aren't you?

0:49:14 > 0:49:16I thought he might've sent a card.

0:49:16 > 0:49:19Why didn't you tell me you were going to be on your own today?

0:49:19 > 0:49:22Well, you've got Steven's family now.

0:49:22 > 0:49:24You don't want to worry yourself about me.

0:49:24 > 0:49:27She cares about you, Dot, we all do.

0:49:27 > 0:49:30And we've got you a lovely present, you're going to love it. OK?

0:49:30 > 0:49:34Hopefully next year... we'll see Bobby.

0:49:34 > 0:49:35Yeah. Hopefully.

0:49:35 > 0:49:38SLURRED: Yes. Yes, course you will. There you go.

0:49:38 > 0:49:41Do you know what? This turkey is really hitting the spot.

0:49:41 > 0:49:43- Great, ain't it?- Yeah.

0:49:43 > 0:49:46Oi. You're meant to be eating that harasa Mum's been slaving over.

0:49:46 > 0:49:49- Go on.- Do you know, I know I say it every year,

0:49:49 > 0:49:52but next year I'd really love to spend Christmas somewhere hot.

0:49:52 > 0:49:56What about you, Derek? Where would you love to spend Christmas?

0:49:56 > 0:50:00Oh, I'd be perfectly content if next year's the same as this year.

0:50:00 > 0:50:01- Yeah...- It's the...

0:50:01 > 0:50:04It's the company that makes all the difference.

0:50:04 > 0:50:07'Ere, you do realise he fancies you, don't you?

0:50:07 > 0:50:09- What?- Yeah.

0:50:09 > 0:50:11Don't be ridiculous.

0:50:11 > 0:50:14It's true. He can't keep his eyes off you.

0:50:14 > 0:50:16I think it's sweet.

0:50:16 > 0:50:18Pam phoned me this morning.

0:50:18 > 0:50:22She's with her sister at a tinsel-and-turkey party.

0:50:22 > 0:50:24Ready?

0:50:24 > 0:50:26THEY CHEER

0:50:30 > 0:50:32- Got it?- Come on, where's the thing?

0:50:32 > 0:50:36"Which Christmas classic connects the following artists?

0:50:36 > 0:50:39"Crazy Frog, Whigfield, Billie Piper, Coldplay."

0:50:39 > 0:50:42I know it, I know it, I know it. It's, um...

0:50:42 > 0:50:45Wham!... They all covered Wham!, Last Christmas.

0:50:45 > 0:50:47- Oh, yes!- Ohh!

0:50:47 > 0:50:49My turn. Right...

0:50:49 > 0:50:51"Which Christmas classic connects..."

0:50:51 > 0:50:53It's exactly the same as your one.

0:50:53 > 0:50:56Yeah. Look, they're all the same. Wham!, Last Christmas.

0:50:56 > 0:50:57PHONE BEEPS

0:50:57 > 0:51:00That's weird, cos these were the ones left on Sharon's doorstep.

0:51:00 > 0:51:02Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up, everyone.

0:51:02 > 0:51:03Phil's going in for surgery.

0:51:03 > 0:51:05He's having the transplant.

0:51:05 > 0:51:07THEY ALL GASP

0:51:07 > 0:51:08Here...

0:51:08 > 0:51:10To absent friends.

0:51:10 > 0:51:12To Phil Mitchell.

0:51:12 > 0:51:14- ALL:- To Phil!

0:51:19 > 0:51:20Thank you.

0:51:20 > 0:51:23- Oh, it's hot.- Oh, thanks.

0:51:23 > 0:51:24Ooh. Ouch.

0:51:31 > 0:51:35So...you still haven't said why you're back in Walford.

0:51:35 > 0:51:37Is it to do with Mark?

0:51:37 > 0:51:39No, no. No, not really.

0:51:39 > 0:51:42Look, do you mind if we don't talk about it?

0:51:42 > 0:51:43Not just now.

0:51:43 > 0:51:45Yeah. Course.

0:51:50 > 0:51:52You know, they tell you all the success rates

0:51:52 > 0:51:54but I can't remember what they said.

0:51:54 > 0:51:56You've just got to hope.

0:51:58 > 0:52:00I never think of Phil as scared.

0:52:00 > 0:52:02Always the tough guy, eh?

0:52:02 > 0:52:04Yeah...

0:52:04 > 0:52:06Although that's all for show.

0:52:06 > 0:52:08You won't believe me, but I know the real Phil.

0:52:08 > 0:52:12Sometimes I feel I know him better than he knows himself.

0:52:12 > 0:52:13You two.

0:52:13 > 0:52:17You've always been like Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor.

0:52:17 > 0:52:19Just without the diamonds.

0:52:21 > 0:52:23I always fancied him.

0:52:24 > 0:52:26When I was married to Grant,

0:52:26 > 0:52:29I was the one that made things happen, not him.

0:52:29 > 0:52:32He kept fighting his feelings for me, but...

0:52:32 > 0:52:35Well, you know me, wanting the attention.

0:52:35 > 0:52:38- Hmm.- Grant was always taking me for granted.

0:52:38 > 0:52:40Yeah. Tell me about it.

0:52:40 > 0:52:41Phil...

0:52:42 > 0:52:45He treated me like I mattered.

0:52:45 > 0:52:47Like I was something to be cherished.

0:52:47 > 0:52:50You're rewriting history now.

0:52:50 > 0:52:52He's led you a dog's life.

0:52:52 > 0:52:53Yeah, he has...

0:52:54 > 0:52:57..but it's been worth it.

0:52:57 > 0:53:00He's been sober for over six months.

0:53:01 > 0:53:02He's had to be.

0:53:02 > 0:53:04He's changed.

0:53:04 > 0:53:08And I'm not just saying that cos I'm some stupid cow,

0:53:08 > 0:53:10blind to her husband's faults.

0:53:11 > 0:53:15If we can get through all this, it's going to be us all the way.

0:53:16 > 0:53:18I can't lose him.

0:53:18 > 0:53:20I can't.

0:53:21 > 0:53:24Kids are in the kitchen, tucking into my trifle.

0:53:24 > 0:53:25Always a favourite.

0:53:25 > 0:53:28Well, we didn't get none, did we?

0:53:28 > 0:53:30Patrick, Patrick...

0:53:30 > 0:53:32Come and sit with me, keep me company for a while.

0:53:32 > 0:53:33Come on.

0:53:39 > 0:53:41HE PLAYS SOME CHORDS

0:53:43 > 0:53:48I cannot tell you how grateful I am for you letting me share your day.

0:53:48 > 0:53:51- Oh...- No, no, you've made me a very happy man.

0:53:51 > 0:53:54Perhaps you can come round to my place some time, hmm?

0:53:54 > 0:53:56Let me return the compliment.

0:53:56 > 0:53:59# My true love gave to me... #

0:53:59 > 0:54:02Um...is it all right if I bring Dorothy?

0:54:02 > 0:54:04Oh...

0:54:04 > 0:54:05You see...

0:54:05 > 0:54:07we're very close, you know?

0:54:07 > 0:54:09- Yes.- All right!

0:54:11 > 0:54:13Yes. The more, the merrier.

0:54:13 > 0:54:16HE PLAYS: The 12 Days Of Christmas

0:54:16 > 0:54:18Dot, Dot! Look, look!

0:54:18 > 0:54:19What?

0:54:19 > 0:54:21Dot, we've, um...

0:54:21 > 0:54:22We've got you a present.

0:54:22 > 0:54:24We all clubbed together.

0:54:26 > 0:54:28It's a washing machine.

0:54:28 > 0:54:31We thought it was appropriate, Dot.

0:54:31 > 0:54:34Well, I was going to take me washing to the Soapy Sud City,

0:54:34 > 0:54:38you know, down in the High Street, but, well...

0:54:38 > 0:54:40I'll give it a go.

0:54:40 > 0:54:42Come and have a look at it.

0:54:42 > 0:54:45- It ain't got too many knobs, has it?- No!

0:54:45 > 0:54:48Oh! That's the cat that ate my turkey!

0:54:49 > 0:54:51What?

0:54:51 > 0:54:55- We're ready for you now, if you'd like to come through.- Thanks.

0:55:04 > 0:55:07- What are you lot doing here? - We'd rather be here than at home.

0:55:07 > 0:55:10- We made turkey and stuffing sandwiches.- Oh...- I made them.

0:55:10 > 0:55:13And we brought the Christmas cake.

0:55:14 > 0:55:17Well, sounds like a picnic.

0:55:21 > 0:55:24Come on, give us a sarnie.

0:55:24 > 0:55:29ALL: # Christ our Saviour is born

0:55:29 > 0:55:32# Christ our Saviour is born... #

0:55:32 > 0:55:35SYLVIE SINGS LOUDLY

0:55:35 > 0:55:42# ..Christ our Saviour is born... #

0:55:45 > 0:55:47Beautiful. Lovely.

0:55:47 > 0:55:51- SLURRED:- I hope you realise just how lucky a woman you are.

0:55:51 > 0:55:55I'm sure I am, but what I'm wondering is,

0:55:55 > 0:55:58where I'm going to fit it in me kitchen.

0:56:02 > 0:56:05Lily, love, don't touch Dot's pussy.

0:56:05 > 0:56:07You don't know where it's been.

0:56:09 > 0:56:12I know you said you weren't going to,

0:56:12 > 0:56:16- but you should come to the stallholders' party.- Thanks, Donna.

0:56:16 > 0:56:17That really means a lot.

0:56:17 > 0:56:19'Ere you are, hold him a minute.

0:56:19 > 0:56:22I'm just going to run home and get my camera.

0:56:22 > 0:56:25- All right.- Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on.

0:56:25 > 0:56:27Give us a kiss first.

0:56:30 > 0:56:31Any requests?

0:56:31 > 0:56:34- SLURRED:- Yes! I have!

0:56:34 > 0:56:35Bring Me Sunshine.

0:56:35 > 0:56:38Oh, please, no! She's tried forcing this on us this morning.

0:56:38 > 0:56:41- Please no, no! - Yeah? And what was wrong with that?

0:56:41 > 0:56:43Hardly a Christmas song, Kath.

0:56:43 > 0:56:46What about Good King Wenceslas?

0:56:46 > 0:56:47It IS a Christmas song, Dot!

0:56:47 > 0:56:50Well, it is to me, anyway,

0:56:50 > 0:56:54because it reminds me of the way things were,

0:56:54 > 0:56:55you know?

0:56:55 > 0:56:58And look at us, all here together, all round the piano,

0:56:58 > 0:57:00having a singsong...

0:57:00 > 0:57:02You can't...

0:57:02 > 0:57:05You can't buy that anywhere in the world!

0:57:05 > 0:57:06SHOUTS OF AGREEMENT

0:57:06 > 0:57:09You know what? I think you're right, Kathy!

0:57:09 > 0:57:11Why don't you have a nice sing-up, have a sing-up. Go on, girl!

0:57:11 > 0:57:14Thank you, Michael.

0:57:14 > 0:57:16- Derek?- Yes?

0:57:16 > 0:57:19# Bring me sunshine

0:57:19 > 0:57:21OTHERS JOIN IN: # In your smile

0:57:21 > 0:57:24# Bring me laughter

0:57:24 > 0:57:28# All the while

0:57:28 > 0:57:31# In this world where we live

0:57:31 > 0:57:34# There should be more happiness

0:57:34 > 0:57:36# So much joy you can give

0:57:36 > 0:57:39# To each brand-new, bright tomorrow

0:57:39 > 0:57:41# Make me happy

0:57:41 > 0:57:43# Through the years... #

0:57:43 > 0:57:46Go on, it's Christmas.

0:57:49 > 0:57:51Ooh!

0:57:51 > 0:57:55# ..Let your arms be as warm as the sun from up above

0:57:55 > 0:57:56# Bring me fun... #

0:57:56 > 0:57:58Happy?

0:57:58 > 0:58:00# ..Bring me love... #

0:58:00 > 0:58:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:58:04 > 0:58:07Oi, you know what, Kath? That was a good call, that!

0:58:07 > 0:58:10We should have got you to sing earlier!

0:58:10 > 0:58:13Well, thank you very much, but no-one blinkin' asked me!

0:58:13 > 0:58:16# Bring me fun, bring me sunshine

0:58:16 > 0:58:19# Bring me love

0:58:19 > 0:58:22# Make me happy

0:58:22 > 0:58:24# Through the years

0:58:24 > 0:58:26# Never bring me

0:58:26 > 0:58:29# Any tears

0:58:29 > 0:58:32# Let your arms be as warm

0:58:32 > 0:58:34# As the sunshine up above

0:58:34 > 0:58:37# Bring me fun, bring me sunshine

0:58:37 > 0:58:40# Bring me love... #

0:58:45 > 0:58:47Yes, gents?

0:58:47 > 0:58:48Are you Lee Carter?

0:58:48 > 0:58:50Yeah. Why?

0:58:50 > 0:58:51Can we have a word outside?

0:58:51 > 0:58:53What about?

0:58:53 > 0:58:55Outside.

0:59:00 > 0:59:03LAUGHTER AND CHATTER

0:59:03 > 0:59:05Whose go?

0:59:05 > 0:59:08Smack!

0:59:08 > 0:59:11- Don't be so cocky, it's only a card! - Shut up.- Is it me?

0:59:11 > 0:59:14- No, it's me.- Yeah. Go on. Too busy eating cake.

0:59:14 > 0:59:18- Yeah, whatever.- Who is it now? Is it me?- Now it's you.

0:59:18 > 0:59:20Now it's you. Wait, do that one.

0:59:20 > 0:59:23- Is anyone winning yet? - Please! Look at this.

0:59:23 > 0:59:25You're sacked.

0:59:25 > 0:59:26Oh, what?

0:59:28 > 0:59:32- Is it my go?- Yeah!- All right! - You're too busy with that cake!

0:59:32 > 0:59:34I'm arresting you for conspiracy to commit robbery.

0:59:34 > 0:59:36You do not have to say anything,

0:59:36 > 0:59:39but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned

0:59:39 > 0:59:42something which you later rely on in court.

0:59:42 > 0:59:45Anything you do say may be given in evidence. Do you understand?

0:59:45 > 0:59:47Lee?

0:59:47 > 0:59:49It's all right, Whit! It's just a mistake.

0:59:49 > 0:59:51Don't tell Dad.

0:59:59 > 1:00:01You all right, Stace?

1:00:05 > 1:00:08Did you get the turkey I sent you?

1:00:09 > 1:00:11Merry Christmas.