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0:01:08 > 0:01:10Na-na, na-na!

0:01:10 > 0:01:12What a touch, eh? Half a day.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14I've got nothing to wear.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17I've got a packet of mince pies where my waist should be.

0:01:17 > 0:01:21Why don't you show off your Christmas puddings instead?

0:01:21 > 0:01:22Oi!

0:01:22 > 0:01:24PHONE BEEPS

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Oh, yeah, having a thing with the milkman, are you?

0:01:27 > 0:01:29It's Max. Do you know what?

0:01:29 > 0:01:33I was thinking I might invite him to the traders' do tonight.

0:01:33 > 0:01:34Why?

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Well, I'm just a bit worried about him - Jack's told him to stay away

0:01:37 > 0:01:40from the wedding and he's taken it to heart.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Plus Lauren's waitressing so, you know, might perk him up a bit.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Yes. Just a bit weird, ain't it?

0:01:45 > 0:01:48I mean, it's a Christmas do for the traders.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Yeah? I'm going.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Yeah, but you're my plus-one.

0:01:52 > 0:01:53Yeah, he's mine.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56- Ready?- Right, OK.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58- What's this?- No probs.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Right, see you later.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Bye.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Ready? Nee-oh!

0:02:06 > 0:02:11Well, there you go. Just this once, mind you.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Are you feeding him sardines?

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Oh, she's just a nuisance.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20I mean, I was going to have them for my lunch, and she jumps up on

0:02:20 > 0:02:24the table and sticks her nose in the bowl before I could cover it up.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27I tell you what - I'll take him to work.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30- See if he's been microchipped. - Microchipped?

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Oh, and I'm going to get some confetti for the wedding.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Do you want some?

0:02:34 > 0:02:35Did you say microchipped?

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Well, if he's got responsible owners, he'll be registered.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41I am so excited for Ronnie and Jack's wedding.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44It's in this classy hotel with a pool and everything.

0:02:44 > 0:02:45I'll pack my bikini(!)

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Come on, you.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Now, you be a good girl, won't you?

0:02:51 > 0:02:52There we go.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55There you go. Otherwise she'll be jumping out.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Have a good day.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08I did a virtual tour of the high street last night.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11And there's a couple of, like, nice little boutique shops

0:03:11 > 0:03:13and a couple of all right looking restaurants.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17I'm so relieved. I've been worrying about where the kids are going to hang out at the weekends(!)

0:03:17 > 0:03:19OK, I know it's not about me,

0:03:19 > 0:03:22it's about the kids and schools and parks and all of that stuff...

0:03:22 > 0:03:25but it's just nice to know that Ongar isn't the back end of beyond.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Do you still think it's a good idea?

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Yeah. Why?

0:03:32 > 0:03:33- Don't you?- No, I just...

0:03:33 > 0:03:36I don't want to cause issues between you and Jack

0:03:36 > 0:03:38when he eventually finds out.

0:03:38 > 0:03:39He'll be OK.

0:03:40 > 0:03:44But it wouldn't hurt to give him a little nudge.

0:03:44 > 0:03:45How do you mean?

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Well, you could be a bit, you know, more helpful, thoughtful.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Well, that's me all over!

0:03:51 > 0:03:52All right. Fine.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55I'm so excited.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58I mean, this is us moving forward - one big, happy,

0:03:58 > 0:04:01freaky modern family.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03I'm the freaky in that sentence, aren't I?

0:04:03 > 0:04:06And I don't want anything to get in the way of that.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Think you should start taking those vitamins today.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27Don't even know if I'm pregnant yet.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Then take a test.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33It's only been a couple of days.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Then use one of those rapid response ones.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Yeah. Maybe tomorrow.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Do you even want to be pregnant?

0:04:44 > 0:04:45Course I do.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51You can't even look at me.

0:04:56 > 0:04:57Whit?

0:04:57 > 0:04:58Can you blame me?

0:04:58 > 0:05:00I can't get it out of my head, Lee, OK?

0:05:00 > 0:05:02You knew that Ollie was asleep upstairs.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05And your mum and dad had been working really hard...

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Whit, please. All right? I explained.

0:05:07 > 0:05:08You said it was all right.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10No, it ain't. It keeps going round and round.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13And all so that you could fit in?

0:05:13 > 0:05:16That's the sort of excuse that a schoolkid would use,

0:05:16 > 0:05:17not a grown man.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21I thought you had more backbone.

0:05:21 > 0:05:25It's not a good time, OK? I've got my review today.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29And there's no way I'm getting extended.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33Do you really think that's such a bad thing?

0:05:34 > 0:05:35You'd find other work.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54DOOR SLAMS

0:06:13 > 0:06:17Lee, hold up. How many tickets you sold for New Year?

0:06:17 > 0:06:18Er, dunno. Couple.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Well, liven yourself up, yeah?

0:06:20 > 0:06:23I don't want to add bankruptcy to your mum's list of worries.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Oh, here he is, look, the old milk nut.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Oi, you, a word.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Yeah, the rent? Sorry, mate. I'll set up a direct debit today.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32- PHONE RINGS - Yeah, you do that, eh?

0:06:32 > 0:06:33Penny?

0:06:36 > 0:06:40Oh, I look like a hypothermia victim!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Then what? Cos we've tried everything, Ron.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44What about that one I got you?

0:06:44 > 0:06:45What, my Christmas present?

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Yes, I'll get you another one.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49All right, darling. Let me ask Ron.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52And I'll speak to you later, yeah? All right, love.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53Bye.

0:06:53 > 0:06:54What's happened?

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Penny. She can't make it this weekend,

0:06:56 > 0:06:59- she's got a hospital appointment that's come up in Paris.- Oh.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Rox.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04- Jack. - That's a shame, isn't it?

0:07:04 > 0:07:08Yeah, Selina's been wanting her to see this consultant for ages, so...

0:07:08 > 0:07:10I said I'd go and meet 'em for lunch in Covent Garden instead.

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Why don't I come too?

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Can pick up the wedding favours on the way.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15What, drag the kids halfway through London?

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Well, Roxy could look after them.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Yeah. No, I'd love to help.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Ah, you're OK.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Oh, come on, Jack.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27It'd be really nice for Penny to see you both.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31And, well, it seems like the perfect opportunity.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Oi, oi. I am still her mother, yeah?

0:07:36 > 0:07:39We'd be really grateful, wouldn't we, Jack?

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Yeah. Thanks.

0:07:51 > 0:07:52Come on!

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Look what I've got left over for tonight.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57You're all right, ta.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00And even if I was on the pull, I don't need props, thank you.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Donna...you'll have some.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04What, so he doesn't need it, but I do?

0:08:04 > 0:08:06No, I didn't mean it like that.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09No, thanks. There's no talent on this market anyway.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Heard that. Thank you.

0:08:11 > 0:08:12What about Shrimpy?

0:08:12 > 0:08:14What about him?

0:08:14 > 0:08:16- Oi! - Sorry, sorry, I'm late for work!

0:08:16 > 0:08:18I think that's a sign, don't you?

0:08:28 > 0:08:30- Back again? - Don't get paranoid, Ian.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33His daughters live here and his brother's getting married tomorrow.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36- He ain't invited apparently. - How come?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Jack's got more sense than the rest of us?

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Ian, maybe he was being straight the other night.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43And maybe he got abducted by aliens and had a personality transplant.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Ian!- He's been texting Stacey at the crack of dawn.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48She's inviting him to this do tonight.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51I won't have no freeloaders, I've done an exact spend per head.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Morning.

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Morning.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04COIN CLATTERS

0:09:08 > 0:09:09COIN CLATTERS

0:09:16 > 0:09:18(Please, please!)

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Come on, come on, work! Come on!

0:09:22 > 0:09:23Is there a problem?

0:09:23 > 0:09:25It won't take my money! Stupid thing's broken!

0:09:25 > 0:09:27All right, all right, you need to calm down.

0:09:27 > 0:09:31I'm late for work and your stupid machine's going to get me the sack!

0:09:37 > 0:09:39What? Do you think I was going to...?

0:09:41 > 0:09:43I weren't going to hit you.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51OK. Give me your money. Give me the coin.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55How much have you put in?

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Two quid.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13There you go, love.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16We all have our bad days.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Thanks... Sorry.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27It's my go, you've had yours!

0:10:27 > 0:10:30My episodes are short. Yours last for ages!

0:10:30 > 0:10:31Give it back!

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Hey! Excuse me! No, no, no. Give it to me.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37You've had enough TV. It's going off.

0:10:37 > 0:10:38What are we supposed to do instead?

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Well, I don't know.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43It's not like you got a lump of coal for Christmas, is it?

0:10:43 > 0:10:45I know what we can do, we can play hide-and-seek.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47But you've got to count to 100.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52OK, it'll be fun. Go on, then!

0:10:52 > 0:10:56One, two, three, four...

0:11:17 > 0:11:2040 minutes late. Do you think that's acceptable?

0:11:20 > 0:11:22- Today of all days. - I know, I know,

0:11:22 > 0:11:24but the tubes were down and then there was traffic and...

0:11:24 > 0:11:26You're boring me, Lee.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30Got your review this afternoon. Unless you put some serious numbers

0:11:30 > 0:11:34on that board today, you won't have to worry about the commute any more.

0:11:43 > 0:11:44(Good luck.)

0:11:58 > 0:12:00RINGING TONE

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Good morning, madam. My name's Lee and I'm calling from ELGE.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10I hope you had a lovely Christmas...

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Oh, reckon I could get used to you waiting on me.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Finally, my vocation all along.

0:12:17 > 0:12:18Wish I knew why he was back.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22Maybe he just fancied reconnecting with family. Same as me.

0:12:22 > 0:12:26Now there's a thought - you could go and chat to him.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29- Sound him out. - Me? I don't know him from Adam.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32No, but that's a good thing, ain't it? He might slip up.

0:12:32 > 0:12:33I've just been in the cafe!

0:12:33 > 0:12:37Yeah, well, maybe I fancy a bacon roll.

0:12:37 > 0:12:38Brown sauce.

0:12:45 > 0:12:46Bacon roll, please.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48It'll be about five minutes.

0:12:48 > 0:12:49No worries.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52- Hiya.- Hi, darling. I'll catch you later.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53All right.

0:12:56 > 0:12:57Hello.

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Oh. You all right?

0:13:00 > 0:13:01Michelle.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05- Erm, yeah. Max.- Martin's sister.

0:13:05 > 0:13:06Yeah, yeah, I gathered.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13So, I hear we've got something in common.

0:13:13 > 0:13:17Both wanderers returned. Funny being back.

0:13:17 > 0:13:18Smells the same. Even my old house.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Must have gone through countless renovations,

0:13:21 > 0:13:24but something in its bones smells the same.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Truth is, I'm a bit bored.

0:13:30 > 0:13:34Everyone else has got work, chores, all that day-to-day stuff.

0:13:34 > 0:13:38But when you're visiting you're sort of in limbo, don't you think?

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Well, I dunno, I've got a job.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Must be nice seeing the old faces.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Stacey? I hear she's a good friend.

0:13:49 > 0:13:50So what else do you hear?

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Nothing much.

0:13:52 > 0:13:56Can tell you fancy yourself rotten, but then I got that from "hello".

0:13:58 > 0:14:01So, do you have any plans then, now you're back?

0:14:01 > 0:14:06Erm, no. Not really. Stopped making plans when I went inside.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09I'm a sort of a take-it-as-it-comes sort of a guy now.

0:14:11 > 0:14:12And what about you?

0:14:12 > 0:14:14What about me?

0:14:14 > 0:14:17Well, you've obviously stayed long enough to get bored.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Something stopping you from going home?

0:14:19 > 0:14:21No, not especially.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24And come to think of it, how comes we ain't met before?

0:14:24 > 0:14:26I've been round here about ten years.

0:14:26 > 0:14:27A visit from you is like hen's teeth.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29I've left it too long.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32And I shouldn't have said that, about being bored. It's rubbish.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35I love being here. My family.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38That's all there is to it.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Teas are ready, Max.

0:14:41 > 0:14:44Anyway, nice to meet you. I'll let you get on.

0:14:44 > 0:14:45Yeah.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Cheers.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55No. No, no, no, no, it's not a scam, it's completely legit.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58If you just bear with me for one second, it won't take long,

0:14:58 > 0:15:00I'll talk really fast, I promise...

0:15:00 > 0:15:02LINE GOES DEAD

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Boom!

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Nice one, Oz. Dial it down though, yeah?

0:15:06 > 0:15:07Sir.

0:15:09 > 0:15:10Where are you going?

0:15:10 > 0:15:12Just to get a coffee.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14No breaks until you've made a sale.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Come on. Right now.

0:15:17 > 0:15:18I'll try.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20No try. Just do it.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29LINE RINGS

0:15:34 > 0:15:36He must have said something?

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Here, Martin, look at this!

0:15:39 > 0:15:43Heaven knows how I'm going to get it into the hospital!

0:15:43 > 0:15:44Nice one, mate.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Does my hair look all right?

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Only it wouldn't lie down flat this morning

0:15:48 > 0:15:51and it is the day I'm going to get into the Walford Gazette.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53You look great, Derek. Don't he, Martin?

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Come on, let's show everybody else.

0:15:57 > 0:15:58Did he mention Stace?

0:15:58 > 0:16:01- Sorry, Martin, but I think you should leave him alone.- Is this Max?

0:16:01 > 0:16:04You want a scab to heal, you don't go picking.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08It's all right for her to say, she's not in the firing line.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11I'm not looking forward to telling Phil.

0:16:12 > 0:16:13Why?

0:16:14 > 0:16:15Oh, it's nothing.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17No, come on, Sharon. I'm on your side.

0:16:20 > 0:16:24'Andrew, my son, he deals with my gas and electricity bills.

0:16:24 > 0:16:29'And he's got me one of those packages... Maybe it's with you?'

0:16:29 > 0:16:31No, Mrs Kirby, it's not.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34And that's why you're on our list, because we think that

0:16:34 > 0:16:37we could provide you with a much cheaper deal.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40'List? I'm on a list? Ain't that an invasion of privacy?'

0:16:40 > 0:16:42No, no, no. It's not an invasion of privacy.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44In fact, you could tell me to get lost

0:16:44 > 0:16:46- right now if you wanted to. - HIS BOSS CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:16:46 > 0:16:48What I'm trying to say is, that I'm just

0:16:48 > 0:16:50a normal bloke just trying to help you out.

0:16:50 > 0:16:54In fact, I set my own nan up with ELGE because I want her to

0:16:54 > 0:16:57have the very best and that's what we do.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59'Really?

0:16:59 > 0:17:02'I'd love to see the look on Andrew's face

0:17:02 > 0:17:06'if I told him I'd found a better deal than him.

0:17:06 > 0:17:10'He treats me like a very stupid child sometimes.

0:17:10 > 0:17:14'I'm afraid being old isn't much fun.'

0:17:14 > 0:17:17Oh, Mrs Kirby, don't say that. You sound like loads of fun.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20'I've had my day!

0:17:20 > 0:17:27'Now, erm, why don't you tell me what I need to do?'

0:17:27 > 0:17:31Great. Do you have your card details at hand, by any chance?

0:17:31 > 0:17:33'Well, just a minute...'

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Amy? Ricky? Where are you?

0:17:43 > 0:17:47It's the fourth game we've played, I'm not playing any more.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49SHE SIGHS

0:17:52 > 0:17:54GIGGLING

0:17:59 > 0:18:01I gotcha!

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Ricky! What the hell are you...?! Give me that!

0:18:05 > 0:18:07- Ricky! Ricky! - You're mean. I'm calling Daddy!

0:18:07 > 0:18:09No, wait. Come here, come here.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11Stop it, stop it, stop it.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14Look, I'm sorry I scared you. OK? Listen, you scared me.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16You know that's Ronnie's wedding dress.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18I want to speak to Daddy and you can't stop me!

0:18:18 > 0:18:20OK, no, no, no, let's just calm down, let's just calm down.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22I tell you what, I've got an idea.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25How would you like some of your stocking chocolate?

0:18:25 > 0:18:29Yeah? Yeah? That's a good idea, isn't it?

0:18:29 > 0:18:33Yeah. So, you give me that and you and Amy can go upstairs.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Didn't know you had it in you.

0:18:52 > 0:18:53Weren't that hard.

0:18:54 > 0:18:58Shame you've just gone and cost that little old lady her weekly pension.

0:18:58 > 0:18:59Eh?

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Well, she's in a contract, she'll have to pay to switch.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05I mean, cost her more than what we're saving her.

0:19:05 > 0:19:09Shock'll probably kill her. Congratulations.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17Lee, a word in my office, please.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25Hiya.

0:19:25 > 0:19:26Sharon?

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Hi, look, I'm sorry to bother you.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32But I've come to a decision.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Oh, yeah?

0:19:34 > 0:19:39Yeah. Max. Look, we can't keep hiding it from him.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Phil needs to know he's back.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44I'll come with you.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49So, your review...

0:19:49 > 0:19:52Yeah, before we get into that, I just need to say something.

0:19:52 > 0:19:57That lady, Mrs Kirby, we need to let her out of her contract.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59What, and lose a customer?

0:19:59 > 0:20:01She didn't know it was going to cost her.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03I made her think she'd save money.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05It's up to the customer to check their existing contract.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08We can only give them the information that we have.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10Nothing you told her was incorrect.

0:20:10 > 0:20:11She trusted me. I think she liked me.

0:20:11 > 0:20:15Lee, I asked you here to tell you that you have...

0:20:16 > 0:20:19..passed your probationary review.

0:20:20 > 0:20:23But if you keep talking, I can easily change my mind.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28And when I say passed, I mean by the skin of your teeth.

0:20:28 > 0:20:32And you can thank your lucky stars that your team-mates were fired

0:20:32 > 0:20:34cos we can't afford to lose manpower.

0:20:39 > 0:20:44However, let's think of 2017 as a fresh start for Lee Carter.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46Hmm? Man up.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50Feel the adrenaline pump through your veins, and who knows,

0:20:50 > 0:20:53you might even be competing with Oz.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59Thank you... Thank you very much.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09STACEY AND MAX GIGGLE

0:21:21 > 0:21:23You all right?

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Tell Martin, go on - it's hilarious.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28Nah, nah, nah, it's all right. I mean, she's nice, I like her.

0:21:28 > 0:21:32Your sister's been flirting with him. She's a dark horse.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Michelle's married.

0:21:36 > 0:21:37You been here all afternoon?

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Well, it made sense, seeing as he's coming tonight.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48Erm...yeah, I've got a couple of things to get on with.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50So I'll see you there.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Thanks for the invite, Martin. Appreciate it.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Yeah.

0:21:58 > 0:21:59See you later.

0:22:04 > 0:22:05What is your problem?

0:22:08 > 0:22:10DOOR OPENS

0:22:12 > 0:22:15Roxy. Oi, Rox...

0:22:17 > 0:22:19What?

0:22:19 > 0:22:20Where're the kids?

0:22:20 > 0:22:21What?

0:22:21 > 0:22:24The small humans we left you in charge of. Where are they?

0:22:24 > 0:22:26They're here, obviously.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Amy!

0:22:28 > 0:22:29Did it go OK?

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Yeah, went really well. We played hide-and-seek.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34Messed around with Christmas presents.

0:22:34 > 0:22:35We had a laugh, actually.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Ricky's just been sick.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40What? Why didn't you tell me?

0:22:40 > 0:22:44Mummy said we could eat all our Christmas chocolates and then

0:22:44 > 0:22:46he went a funny colour.

0:22:46 > 0:22:47I did not say "all".

0:22:47 > 0:22:49You know what, you should've been keeping an eye on them.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52But don't worry, I'll go and sort it out.

0:22:52 > 0:22:53Come on, you.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Roxy.

0:22:58 > 0:23:03Oi! You're supposed to be making it easier, not harder.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06You're right. I'm a lost cause.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13- DOOR OPENS - Is that you, Abi?

0:23:15 > 0:23:17- Oh!- There's no microchip.

0:23:17 > 0:23:22Oh, Ethel. Well, I don't suppose we can get rid of you.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26We'll have to have you a while longer, won't we, eh?

0:23:26 > 0:23:29He's going to get a complex if you keep calling him that.

0:23:33 > 0:23:34There.

0:23:41 > 0:23:42Heard you were back.

0:23:44 > 0:23:45Charming(!)

0:23:45 > 0:23:46Yeah, well, you know me.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51What's the matter with you?

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Your stuck-up brother, that's what.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57Should be me going to that.

0:23:57 > 0:24:01You know, I spent most of the year slaving on that flipping stall.

0:24:01 > 0:24:02So what's stopping you?

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Ain't invited.

0:24:05 > 0:24:10Since when did you ever wait for an invitation? I'm going.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13- How come? - Martin and Stacey.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17You should come with me. Never know, might be fun.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21Yeah. All right.

0:24:25 > 0:24:29Apparently instead of playing hide-and-seek,

0:24:29 > 0:24:32they were messing about with my wedding dress.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Why would she let them do that?

0:24:35 > 0:24:39They convinced her to count to 100 before she went to look for them.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41She tried her best.

0:24:41 > 0:24:44Yeah, well, hardly saying something, is it?

0:24:44 > 0:24:47And to be honest, I'm looking forward to cutting those ties.

0:24:52 > 0:24:53'You don't trust him?'

0:24:53 > 0:24:56Why would I? He don't leave you alone, Stace.

0:24:56 > 0:24:57I thought we spoke about this,

0:24:57 > 0:25:00Martin, on our wedding day. You said that my past was part of

0:25:00 > 0:25:03- who I am, and you wouldn't hold it against me.- And I'm not.

0:25:03 > 0:25:04You are!

0:25:04 > 0:25:06It's not even about that!

0:25:06 > 0:25:07So what is it about, then?

0:25:08 > 0:25:12Ian and Jane are my family and I'm worried about them.

0:25:12 > 0:25:13Why?

0:25:13 > 0:25:16Max is the one who's been banged up for something he didn't do.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19He's the one who can't sleep without having nightmares.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21He's the one who's trying to rebuild his life from scratch!

0:25:21 > 0:25:25Exactly. And if it were me, I'd be livid.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28I wouldn't be able to walk around playing nice

0:25:28 > 0:25:30in front of the people who let me go down.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Well, maybe he's bigger than you.

0:25:34 > 0:25:38You know what, even if this whole forgiveness malarkey is for real,

0:25:38 > 0:25:41you just don't know what could tip him over.

0:25:42 > 0:25:46Tip him over? Meaning?

0:25:48 > 0:25:49Doesn't matter.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51No, it does matter, Martin. It does matter.

0:25:51 > 0:25:52Talk to me.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Look, I have literally just found this out.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59I'm not saying I agree with what's happened,

0:25:59 > 0:26:02but it just makes it more important that we're on our guard.

0:26:03 > 0:26:04What?

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Phil Mitchell...

0:26:12 > 0:26:15..paid a juror to find Max guilty.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17And I'm telling you now, if he found that out,

0:26:17 > 0:26:19he wouldn't be all Mr Peace And Love.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34HE SNIFFS

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Have you...? Have you been...?

0:26:48 > 0:26:51I was in the toilet washing my face, all right?

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Nah, I'm getting a picture of this.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56Lee Carter, a little crybaby girl.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00At least I've got a heart!

0:27:00 > 0:27:02You think you've got a heart?

0:27:02 > 0:27:03Yeah, yeah. I've got friends.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05I've got family. I've got a wife.

0:27:05 > 0:27:06Mate, mate, mate.

0:27:06 > 0:27:09Do you think you'd have any of those things if you were upfront

0:27:09 > 0:27:12about what a spineless rat you actually are?

0:27:12 > 0:27:15You know, I said to the boys, I said, nah, he ain't gonna do it.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18He ain't going to sell his family out. He's too nice.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20I stuck up for you.

0:27:20 > 0:27:24But oh, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, you let yourself down.

0:27:24 > 0:27:28And no amount of slobbering into a hanky's going to change that.

0:27:31 > 0:27:35Oh, yeah, and that wife of yours...

0:27:36 > 0:27:38That lovely, soft peach of a wife.

0:27:40 > 0:27:42One whiff of a real man, she'll be gone.

0:27:51 > 0:27:56Anyway, I'm going to get the stairs. New Year's resolution, an' all.

0:27:56 > 0:27:57Chin up.

0:28:49 > 0:28:51HE YELLS

0:29:41 > 0:29:44HE BREATHES HEAVILY