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0:00:24 > 0:00:28THEY BLOW PARTY HORNS

0:00:28 > 0:00:30THEY LAUGH

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Jack!

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Oh, not so loud, Mick.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Liven yourself up, Teen,

0:00:39 > 0:00:42we're all feeling a bit fragile all right, this morning.

0:00:42 > 0:00:43I ain't fragile. I'm broken.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46You'll survive. I, on the other hand won't,

0:00:46 > 0:00:48if I don't get Jack to this wedding, all right?

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Cos Ronnie will string me up.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Ain't seen the groom knocking about, have you?

0:00:53 > 0:00:54Ain't seen no-one.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Not surprised after last night.

0:00:56 > 0:00:57What a party.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00- There's someone in the lavvy. - Yeah, who?

0:01:00 > 0:01:01I don't know, I tried to get in there earlier -

0:01:01 > 0:01:03they were flat out against the door.

0:01:03 > 0:01:04That's Shirl.

0:01:04 > 0:01:08Tried getting in myself first thing, got a right mouthful.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12Oh, talk of the devil. Bacon bap?

0:01:18 > 0:01:21What a beautiful start to a wedding day, eh?

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Sorry, Martin's been throwing up half the night.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27He hasn't got a bug, has he?

0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Not today of all days. - No, a dodgy pint he reckons.

0:01:30 > 0:01:31Nothing to do with the other 18,

0:01:31 > 0:01:34it'll be a miracle if he makes it to the reception.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36All right? Everything all set?

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Well, Amy certainly is. She's been dressed since six.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Yeah, and Ricky's bouncing about like a mad thing too.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Happy Birthday, mate!

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Here you go.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Oh, what's that you've got there?

0:01:48 > 0:01:50A chainsaw. From Billy.

0:01:50 > 0:01:51Oh, nice.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56Yeah, well, apart from that lot, we've only got one problem.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Oh, is Roxy not here yet?

0:01:58 > 0:01:59No, never mind Roxy,

0:01:59 > 0:02:01the bride's not here.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Yeah. I've been looking everywhere.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05She's gone.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21CHURCH BELLS CHIME

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Isn't it bad luck to see each other before the wedding?

0:02:24 > 0:02:26I think we used all that up six years ago.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33I wasn't going to come today,

0:02:33 > 0:02:36I've got about 101 things to do, but I just...

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Couldn't stay away?

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Same here.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Is Sharon here?

0:02:55 > 0:02:58- She's getting Ricky ready. - Jay?- The hospital's been on.

0:03:04 > 0:03:09Hm. Better late than never, I suppose.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12I feel like one of the living dead.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17I tell ya, whoever decided to have a wedding on New Year's

0:03:17 > 0:03:18weren't thinking about the photos.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20I'm not going to the wedding.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22- What?!- Roxy?- In here.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Is that Glenda?

0:03:24 > 0:03:27- Ben.- We're just getting a few things and then we'll be off.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37- Mick. Still no sign of Jack? - No. No Ronnie neither?- No.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39- I mean you've tried his phone, yeah? - Yeah, it just keeps going

0:03:39 > 0:03:41to voicemail, I just don't know what to do.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45- Oh, I know. - Hold up. Oh, here they are!

0:03:45 > 0:03:46- Relax!- Relax?!

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Where have you been and what are you playing at?

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Right, I'll see you later at the hotel.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52None of that caper, come on,

0:03:52 > 0:03:54- not till you've made an honest woman of her.- Oi!

0:03:54 > 0:03:57What are you looking at me like that for? We're here now.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Yes. Yes, well, you may be, but Phil won't.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Why not? - The hospital won't let him.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04Is he OK?

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's fine, it's just doctor's orders.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Yeah, that ain't the only problem neither.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17- This the lot?- Yeah.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23- What are you two doing here? - Morning, Veronica.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Congratulations by the way, sis.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Our invites get lost in the post, did they?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31It's not going to work.

0:04:31 > 0:04:32What?

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Me, you, Jack, Ongar, ain't going to happen, all right?

0:04:35 > 0:04:38- I'm going home with Mum and Danny. - No, you're not.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40You're not going anywhere until you tell me

0:04:40 > 0:04:43what the hell you're playing at!

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Never liked weddings anyway.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51We'll bring you some cake back.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Never liked cake neither.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55The doctors said this might happen.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Up here you've conquered death,

0:04:57 > 0:04:59but you can't even get out of bed, Phil.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01You've just had a huge operation, darling.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05It's not just me though, is it, who's going to give Ronnie away now?

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Well, we'll think of something.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12There's something else you're going to have to sort out and all.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Why can't Tracey look after Ollie?

0:05:14 > 0:05:15Cos she's looking after the bar.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18- And you're looking after Sylvie anyway, so...- Since when?

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Who else is going to do it? we're all going to the wedding.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22- TINA:- Shirley's bringing her over.

0:05:22 > 0:05:23Not until I've lined my stomach, I'm not.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25JACK: Here you are.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27What do you reckon?

0:05:27 > 0:05:28'Oh, I would.'

0:05:28 > 0:05:30I definitely would. What do you reckon, Teen, would you?

0:05:30 > 0:05:32DOG BARKS

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Even the dog agrees, look. Talking of dogs - hair of...?

0:05:34 > 0:05:36- Right, it's here.- 'What is?'

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Come on. 'Hold up.'

0:05:42 > 0:05:45This is her doing, I take it? The Wicked Witch of the West.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47It's nothing to do with Mum, OK?

0:05:47 > 0:05:49- RONNIE SIGHS - Look, if this is about

0:05:49 > 0:05:51the other day - if it's about the kids -

0:05:51 > 0:05:52I told you...

0:05:52 > 0:05:53It's nothing to do with that either.

0:05:55 > 0:05:56Well, what is it then?

0:06:00 > 0:06:02I'm thinking of you. OK, this... RONNIE SNORTS

0:06:02 > 0:06:05This is for the best.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08You not being there on my wedding day, how do you work that one out?

0:06:08 > 0:06:11You said it yourself. Your day.

0:06:11 > 0:06:12You and Jack, the man you're marrying.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15- The man you're moving to Essex with. - Yeah, and that's going to work too.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18- Yeah, so you keep telling me. - Because I mean it.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20But have you actually told him yet?

0:06:20 > 0:06:22I will.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Because he took it so well the last time,

0:06:24 > 0:06:26what makes you think this time's going to be any different?

0:06:26 > 0:06:29He just needs time to get used to the idea.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Please, Roxy. Please don't do this to me.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38It's you I'm thinking of, OK? It's you.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41I need you.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45You won't even notice if I'm not there, OK?

0:06:45 > 0:06:47The amount of people that are going to be there...

0:06:47 > 0:06:49- Phil can't give me away.- What?

0:06:49 > 0:06:51I got word from the hospital. All right?

0:06:51 > 0:06:54It's going to be too much for him, it's too soon.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58I want you to do it for me.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02I want you to give me away instead.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Ron...

0:07:06 > 0:07:07Who else would I ask?

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Who else would I want to ask? You're my sister.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Everything all right?

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Mum and Danny are here now.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21- That's fine, they can come too. - What?

0:07:24 > 0:07:25What do you say?

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Please, please, please, Roxy, please.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37OK. OK.

0:07:37 > 0:07:42- OK, what? - I'm...I'm giving Ronnie away.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45- But...- Mum, please just leave it, all right? I'm doing it.- Rox...

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Leave it!

0:07:58 > 0:07:59Bus will do, won't it?

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Bar upstairs.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05It's a shame we've got to go in your ropey haddock, to be fair.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Sweet though, ain't it?

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Mate, it's better than sweet.

0:08:09 > 0:08:13Good. Cos I thought you might be having second thoughts.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15You're joking.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17You know, you going Awol this morning.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Yeah, well that was something else.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23What the...?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Here, she's coming now. - Good job too.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30It's going to take us hours to get her into that dress.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Yeah, well, her mum's with her, so maybe she can help.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34- Glenda? - Yeah. And some young man as well.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Since when was that trollop invited to the wedding?

0:08:37 > 0:08:41I dunno. Maybe it was Jack's idea or something.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Maybe that's what they were sorting out earlier on.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46You mean, Jack saw Ronnie this morning?

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Yeah, that's where she was.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Oh, that's bad luck, ain't it?

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Oh, no, it's a superstition.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55No, it's not. It's flaunting fate.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59Well, I saw Martin on the morning of our wedding.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02No good ever comes of it, you mark my words.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04- Is there a problem? - No, there's no problem.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06It's just a couple of late guests.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08- Ron, they're hardly guests, are they?- It's fine, Jack.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Is this Roxy's doing?

0:09:10 > 0:09:13No, I invited them. Just trust me.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Haven't you got a wedding to go to?

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Come on through.

0:09:25 > 0:09:26- Hi.- Hi.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Aw, this is nice.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Don't think we've met. I'm Honey.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Danny.

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Oh, your brother.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Aw, this is a real family reunion, isn't it?

0:09:41 > 0:09:44- Sort of family anyway. - Did you say something?

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Wrong side of the blanket.

0:09:46 > 0:09:47Champagne?

0:09:47 > 0:09:49I'm going to go and get ready.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Wish I could.

0:09:51 > 0:09:52What's that supposed to mean?

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Well, I'm not exactly dressed for a wedding, am I?

0:09:54 > 0:09:57- She'd look like a tart whatever she was dressed in.- Excuse me?

0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Why don't we go check on Matthew... - I said, "You'd look like a tart

0:09:59 > 0:10:01"whatever you were dressed in." OK?

0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Stacey.- I'll put the kettle on.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Don't worry, you look fine.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11And we'll find you a buttonhole and you'll look fine too.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13- GLENDA:- Roxy told us about your plans, you know.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16- DANNY:- Moving to Ongar. Her getting a place nearby.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18And why is that any of your business?

0:10:18 > 0:10:20- Haven't told Jack though, have you? - Way to start a marriage.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23It's about trust, isn't it? Husband and wife?

0:10:23 > 0:10:26And you're lying before he's even got the ring on your finger.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Are you seriously giving me relationship advice?

0:10:29 > 0:10:30Take it from one who knows,

0:10:30 > 0:10:34mine and your father's marriage was based on nothing but lies.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Yeah, the day I start listening to you will be my last.

0:10:39 > 0:10:45- Ron.- Hm.- Your hair.- Hm?- Your hair. - Oh.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Behave yourselves up there, kids.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57It's probably a little last minute thing.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00You know what birds are like.

0:11:00 > 0:11:01Look, it don't matter who's here.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04This is your wedding, Jack, yours and Ronnie's. All right?

0:11:04 > 0:11:06No-one else's. OK?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Oi! Sandy...

0:11:09 > 0:11:12What do you reckon, Bill? You like it?

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Yeah, yeah. It's similar to the one they had before, ain't it?

0:11:15 > 0:11:18What are you talking about, the one they had before?

0:11:18 > 0:11:20The last time they got married, Ronnie and Jack,

0:11:20 > 0:11:21they had one like that.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Did he not tell you?

0:11:23 > 0:11:26No? I need to see Dot....

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Jack, I was just talking to Billy,

0:11:29 > 0:11:32he said something about the bus last time...what?

0:11:32 > 0:11:36No, it's perfect. Everything's perfect mate.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38We've got a wedding to get to, ain't we?

0:11:38 > 0:11:40- Come on, let's have it.- Well, come on then.- Come on then.- Come on!

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Come on then. Let's get you married. Let's get him married.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45- Let's get married!- Come on then! Oh!

0:11:45 > 0:11:49Aw, it's lovely, ain't it?

0:11:49 > 0:11:50What is?

0:11:50 > 0:11:51All that out there.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Coffee in there, please Kathy.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Just looks like a tarted-up old bus to me.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58It's not just the bus. Everything. I dunno.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01I always do go mushy when I see that kind of thing.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04You know what they say, once bitten, twice shy.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08- Once?- Look at the pot calling the kettle.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12And this time of year too. New Year. New start.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Everything to look forward to.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18And they're not the only ones neither.

0:12:18 > 0:12:19Thanks, darling.

0:12:35 > 0:12:36Come here.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44- Roxy...- Don't. Just don't.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47I don't want to talk about anything, OK?

0:12:47 > 0:12:50- OK.- Not any more.

0:12:50 > 0:12:51Hey.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57You going to wear this?

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Yeah, of course.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05There you go.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Ronnie! You have got to see this.

0:13:10 > 0:13:14- Look at you.- What is it?

0:13:14 > 0:13:16- It's just pulled up.- What has?

0:13:16 > 0:13:19A surprise, from Phil.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21- Well, come on! - THEY LAUGH

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Oh! Oh! Wow!

0:13:47 > 0:13:49She already had a car.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52- Yeah, not one like this though. - More money than sense.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55- It's just like that film, isn't it? - What film?

0:13:55 > 0:13:58You know, the one with two women.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Oh, well that narrows it down a bit.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02Thelma and Louise.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04You're kidding - you know how that ended?

0:14:04 > 0:14:07APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:14:15 > 0:14:18Oh, just look at her.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21RONNIE GASPS What do you think?

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Our cousin's a big softie, isn't he?

0:14:28 > 0:14:32Right, let's get you wed. Come on.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Where's Sharon? Give us a sec.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48- Sharon?- Yeah, I'm coming!

0:14:54 > 0:14:56So, has this thing got sat nav?

0:14:56 > 0:14:58No.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00So we can take a few detours then.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02- Come on then.- See you later!

0:15:02 > 0:15:06- ENGINE REVS LOUDLY - Whoo!

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Get out the way!

0:15:22 > 0:15:26Blimey, it's like something out of a fairytale, isn't it?

0:15:26 > 0:15:29- Grimm.- Ha. Hilarious.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Lee, get your dad one.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37You sure you're sweet?

0:15:37 > 0:15:40We visited James' grave today.

0:15:40 > 0:15:41I mean, it weren't planned or anything.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43It was just one of them things.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45I didn't think we'd ever get over it.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47But look at us now.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50Just goes to show, no matter how hard things get,

0:15:50 > 0:15:52there can still be good things round the corner, mate.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54That's the spirit, son.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56- Dad. Dad.- Oh, good boy.

0:16:11 > 0:16:12Hey.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Ain't you two supposed to be at a wedding?

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Well, we couldn't not see our favourite cousin, could we?

0:16:19 > 0:16:20No, it wouldn't be the same.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23Listen, the nurse said that we can't stay too long

0:16:23 > 0:16:25and the car is causing chaos outside.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Thank you so much.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29I'm sorry I've let you down.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32You've never let me down.

0:16:33 > 0:16:34You look amazing.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38- Oi!- Both of you.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40You are such a softie.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46- Come on, let's have a picture.- Yeah.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53Here we go... One, two, three.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Sweet, mate.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Cop that, I know I needed one on my wedding day.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Just the one though, settle the nerves, hey?

0:17:06 > 0:17:09Don't want to send you into a coma. Oh, dear, oh, dear.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12Have you spoke to Mum yet?

0:17:12 > 0:17:14She rung this morning and about ten times since.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16Aw. Did she like the present you got her?

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Well, she should do, it's the same one she got me.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Must be weird not having her here.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Yeah, we're here, ain't we? Me and Whit.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Cheers for depressing me even more.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28I'm joking - come here, look, come here.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30I dunno what I'd do without yous.

0:17:36 > 0:17:40# Those fingers in my hair

0:17:40 > 0:17:43# That sly come-hither stare... #

0:17:43 > 0:17:47- Look! - # That strips my conscience bare

0:17:47 > 0:17:50# It's witchcraft... #

0:17:51 > 0:17:53- Ready?- Yeah.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57# And I've got no defence for it

0:17:57 > 0:18:01# The heat is too intense for it

0:18:01 > 0:18:05# What good would common sense for it do? #

0:18:29 > 0:18:32Roxy, look at it, it's perfect.

0:18:33 > 0:18:37- You OK?- Yeah. This dress.

0:18:37 > 0:18:38What's wrong with it?

0:18:38 > 0:18:40I think...I think my boobs are going to come out.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42It's not like anyone's going to notice.

0:18:42 > 0:18:43Oh, cheers, Ron!

0:18:48 > 0:18:50SHE CLEARS THROAT

0:18:50 > 0:18:53STRING MUSICIANS PLAY

0:18:56 > 0:18:58I knew he was minted, but this place.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01And all these punters to pay for.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Put your tongue back in.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05You're practically panting.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11OK, she's ready.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Right, ladies and gentlemen,

0:19:13 > 0:19:16can you start making your way into the ceremony room, please?

0:19:16 > 0:19:18This wedding is about to start.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Come on.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08- I don't believe this. - Oh, you know what? Very funny.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10- No, I don't... No.- Shut up.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13- Just trying to help you relax. - By winding me up?

0:20:13 > 0:20:16- Yeah.- Yes.- All right, calm down.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20You ready?

0:20:22 > 0:20:25It's supposed to be me who gets emotional, remember?

0:20:30 > 0:20:31What?

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Mum was right.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39What are you talking about?

0:20:39 > 0:20:44This is supposed to be what you said - perfect, you and Jack,

0:20:44 > 0:20:46the start of your brand-new life together.

0:20:46 > 0:20:52And look at you, you're lying to him before you've even said, "I do."

0:20:54 > 0:20:58- Roxy.- It's not supposed to be like this.

0:20:58 > 0:21:03You're marrying Prince Charming and you're supposed

0:21:03 > 0:21:07to stand up there next to him with no lies, no secrets,

0:21:07 > 0:21:10everything out in the open - and you're not.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12And it's because of me.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19The music's about to start.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24We'll talk about this later, OK?

0:21:24 > 0:21:27No.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29What do you mean no?

0:21:29 > 0:21:34Ron, I know this is going to hurt you.

0:21:35 > 0:21:39But I can't...I can't and I won't...

0:21:39 > 0:21:42I will not ruin this for you.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56It's a woman's prerogative to make you sweat.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Yeah, well it's working, mate.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00It's tradition.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Why is she on her own?

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Ronnie...

0:23:00 > 0:23:01Where's Roxy?

0:23:01 > 0:23:05RONNIE SOBS

0:23:05 > 0:23:07I'm sorry.

0:23:07 > 0:23:11I'm sorry, I can't do this. I'm sorry.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15I'm sorry, excuse me.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18RONNIE SOBS

0:23:25 > 0:23:28SHE SOBS LOUDLY

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Roxy?

0:23:33 > 0:23:34Go back in, Ronnie.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37- ENGINE STARTS - Go back in there

0:23:37 > 0:23:41and you get married and you get on with the rest of your life!

0:23:41 > 0:23:44Right, does someone want to tell me what the hell is happening here?

0:23:47 > 0:23:49What's happening, mate?

0:23:49 > 0:23:51- I don't know.- You're the best man.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Yeah, all right, what am I? Dynamo?

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Well, obviously, something's happened, innit?

0:23:55 > 0:23:58- Ten out of ten for Columbo(!) - BILLY TUTS

0:23:58 > 0:24:02I said they should never have seen each other before the wedding.

0:24:02 > 0:24:06I quite agree. Here, if this here wedding ain't going ahead, I'm off.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08Cos Ethel'll be fretting.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Ethel? She's dead, in't she?

0:24:10 > 0:24:13- Are you losing your marbles or something?- No, no!

0:24:13 > 0:24:17Not my friend! No, she's my stray cat.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20But Abi says she's a boy.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22I suppose I could...

0:24:22 > 0:24:24I could call her Ethel Esquire.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Anyway, I'm going to slip out the side door.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Catch you later, maybe. Cheeri-pip!

0:24:28 > 0:24:32Hopefully, there's a padded ambulance waiting for you and all.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35How many more times?! This is nothing to do with Mum.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37So what is it?

0:24:39 > 0:24:40Ronnie, tell him.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Ronnie! It's not fair!

0:24:44 > 0:24:45Tell me what?

0:24:50 > 0:24:53I want Roxy to move to Ongar with us.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55I want her to get a place nearby.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01- MICK:- I'm not Uri Geller! - I'm not asking you to bend spoons!

0:25:01 > 0:25:04- Just find out what's happening.- How? I'm not a fly on the wall either.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07Anyway, you're meant to be her mother, ain't you?

0:25:07 > 0:25:10- MOBILE PHONE RINGS - Last person she'd speak to!

0:25:10 > 0:25:12L, hello, darling.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Yeah, um...

0:25:14 > 0:25:17Oh, Tina had to take Shirley home, she was spewing her guts up.

0:25:17 > 0:25:21And then... Oh, the bride? Yeah, she looked beautiful.

0:25:21 > 0:25:25Um, and then she had it on her toes in tears, but I don't really know...

0:25:27 > 0:25:29I don't believe this!

0:25:29 > 0:25:32Lee, give us your blower - I've run out of juice.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Ta.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Look, we've already talked about this.

0:25:49 > 0:25:53- I know.- And what? You're just going to ignore everything I've said?

0:25:53 > 0:25:56- Don't you see? This is impossible. - No, it's not.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58I'm giving you what you want - a fresh start, a clean slate.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00But that's not what I want!

0:26:00 > 0:26:02Look, we agreed, this is what was best for all of us, moving forward.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05I'm not turning my back on moving away.

0:26:05 > 0:26:06But?

0:26:06 > 0:26:08But I'm not walking away from my sister.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10HE SIGHS

0:26:10 > 0:26:13Look, Ron, we've all got families.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16Why did you go to the graveyard this morning?

0:26:16 > 0:26:19- What's that got to do with anything? - Seriously, why did you go?

0:26:19 > 0:26:21HE SIGHS LOUDLY Because he's a part of you.

0:26:21 > 0:26:26James is a part of your life and you just...you can't get away from it.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29- But that's the same as me and Roxy. - Ron, you don't have to do this.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31But that's exactly the point - I do!

0:26:31 > 0:26:35I can't turn my back on who I am and that's what scares me!

0:26:37 > 0:26:40But you're a part of who I am as well.

0:26:40 > 0:26:44Look, I love you. Please don't do this to me.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46Please don't make me choose.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48Jack, Ron, I really don't want to intrude, but, um...

0:26:48 > 0:26:50So what are you saying? It's a yes or no?

0:26:50 > 0:26:53- Jack, this wasn't my idea. - Can I just speak to Ronnie, please?

0:26:54 > 0:26:58It's your way or nothing? Is that what you're saying?

0:26:58 > 0:26:59Yeah.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06On this. It's a yes or no, Jack.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14HE SIGHS

0:27:21 > 0:27:22Get people back in their seats.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Let's get this wedding back on track, shall we?

0:27:29 > 0:27:32Can everyone get back in their places, please?

0:27:32 > 0:27:34The ceremony's getting back underway in five minutes.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37BUZZ OF CONVERSATION

0:27:37 > 0:27:40Thelma and Louise? Groundhog Day more like!

0:27:47 > 0:27:48You OK?

0:27:50 > 0:27:51Yeah.

0:27:53 > 0:27:54You?

0:27:57 > 0:27:59RONNIE SIGHS

0:27:59 > 0:28:01Well, let's do this thing.

0:28:01 > 0:28:02Hey...

0:28:03 > 0:28:04Sisters.

0:28:06 > 0:28:07BOTH: Together forever.

0:28:08 > 0:28:13# Baby, I've been searching like everybody else

0:28:13 > 0:28:17# Can't say nothing different about myself

0:28:17 > 0:28:21# Sometimes, I'm an angel and sometimes I'm cruel

0:28:21 > 0:28:25# But when it comes to love I'm just another fool

0:28:25 > 0:28:28# Yes, I've climbed a mountain

0:28:29 > 0:28:31# I'm going to swim the sea

0:28:33 > 0:28:36# There ain't no act of God, girl

0:28:37 > 0:28:40# Could keep you safe from me

0:28:42 > 0:28:44# My arms are reaching out

0:28:46 > 0:28:47# Out across this canyon... #

0:28:47 > 0:28:51Welcome to the marriage of Veronica and Jack.

0:28:51 > 0:28:55# I'm asking you to be my true companion... #

0:28:56 > 0:28:59I do solemnly declare...

0:28:59 > 0:29:01I do solemnly declare.

0:29:01 > 0:29:04- # My true companion... # - I do solemnly declare.

0:29:04 > 0:29:07That I know of no lawful impediment...

0:29:07 > 0:29:09..that I, Veronica Elizabeth Mitchell...

0:29:09 > 0:29:12It gives me great pleasure to declare

0:29:12 > 0:29:15that you are now husband and wife.

0:29:15 > 0:29:16CHEERING

0:29:16 > 0:29:19# I've got my heart set on our wedding day

0:29:19 > 0:29:23# I've got this vision of a girl in white

0:29:23 > 0:29:27# Made my decision that it's you all right... #

0:29:27 > 0:29:30- JACK WHOOPS - # True companion. #

0:29:35 > 0:29:37PEOPLE CHATTER

0:29:37 > 0:29:40MUSIC: Another Night by Real McCoy

0:30:08 > 0:30:12Jack! Um, I'm so sorry. I-I hate to do this.

0:30:12 > 0:30:14You're going to hate me for this, but, um...

0:30:14 > 0:30:17- I mean, I ain't even read my best man's speech.- What's the matter?

0:30:17 > 0:30:19I've got to go back to the Vic - me and Lee.

0:30:19 > 0:30:21What, you got a problem?

0:30:21 > 0:30:23It's a family thing, um...

0:30:23 > 0:30:27I'm going to see Johnny. I'll get him to read this for me.

0:30:27 > 0:30:29I'm so sorry, mate.

0:30:29 > 0:30:31- No, mate, it's OK.- Really?

0:30:31 > 0:30:32Look, if it's family.

0:30:32 > 0:30:33- Go on.- Good man.

0:30:47 > 0:30:50You did tell him, I take it? About Roxy?

0:30:50 > 0:30:52That is what earlier was all about?

0:30:54 > 0:30:57- Yeah.- Wow!

0:30:57 > 0:31:00Must be the first and only time in your life you've taken my advice.

0:31:00 > 0:31:02Yeah, well, don't get used to it.

0:31:05 > 0:31:07I'm really glad that you both came

0:31:07 > 0:31:10and, um... Well, I meant what I said earlier.

0:31:10 > 0:31:15- I should've invited you before. - Careful, Ron, that was almost nice.

0:31:15 > 0:31:17I'll see you in there in a bit, yeah?

0:31:25 > 0:31:27I love you.

0:31:35 > 0:31:37MAX: Well, I got your message.

0:31:37 > 0:31:40So what is it? You needed a hand with the washing-up?

0:31:40 > 0:31:42Well, it didn't seem right - me getting married,

0:31:42 > 0:31:44not having my brother here to crack stupid jokes.

0:31:53 > 0:31:54Come on, then.

0:32:08 > 0:32:09What's the matter?

0:32:10 > 0:32:12Is it Mum?

0:32:12 > 0:32:13What's happened?

0:32:20 > 0:32:22I found that in your phone case.

0:32:22 > 0:32:26Some bloke gave it to me on the high street, OK? Some random do-gooder.

0:32:26 > 0:32:28Not bad, not bad.

0:32:28 > 0:32:31Now you can tell me the real reason why it was there.

0:32:35 > 0:32:37I was in a bit of a state, OK?

0:32:39 > 0:32:40A bit?

0:32:42 > 0:32:44All right, a lot.

0:32:46 > 0:32:47- Because?- The job.

0:32:49 > 0:32:54- A couple of bills came in too. - Lee...you don't call the Samaritans

0:32:54 > 0:32:57- because you're running a bit short on readies.- I didn't call 'em.

0:32:59 > 0:33:03All right, I just...just... I just spoke to some woman.

0:33:03 > 0:33:06She gave it to me. I don't even know who she was.

0:33:07 > 0:33:09A bird?

0:33:10 > 0:33:13- Why couldn't you talk to me or your mum?- Mum ain't here.- I am.

0:33:13 > 0:33:14I don't know.

0:33:17 > 0:33:19I felt stupid, I suppose.

0:33:22 > 0:33:24Anyway, you've got enough on your plate.

0:33:24 > 0:33:29Mum's in Spain. Nan. You don't want to listen to me moaning, do you?

0:33:29 > 0:33:31But you can bend some complete stranger's ear?

0:33:33 > 0:33:35So the job.

0:33:36 > 0:33:37A few bills.

0:33:40 > 0:33:42I ain't going to wear that, Lee.

0:33:44 > 0:33:45What ain't you telling me?

0:33:49 > 0:33:51MUSIC PLAYS IN THE OTHER ROOM

0:33:53 > 0:33:55FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

0:33:57 > 0:33:58Hey!

0:33:58 > 0:34:01I've been looking all over for you.

0:34:01 > 0:34:02RONNIE SIGHS

0:34:02 > 0:34:05You'll never guess what's happening in there.

0:34:05 > 0:34:08- Me and Mum were almost civil to each other.- Ha!

0:34:08 > 0:34:10Oh, and Max has just shown up.

0:34:10 > 0:34:13I think Jack must've called him.

0:34:13 > 0:34:16Now, seriously, what is it - a wedding or The Waltons?

0:34:18 > 0:34:21I can't believe I nearly messed this up for you.

0:34:24 > 0:34:25You didn't mess anything up.

0:34:25 > 0:34:30You must've looked like the Runaway Bride tearing back down that aisle.

0:34:30 > 0:34:33Yeah, well, it's never supposed to be dull with me and you, is it?

0:34:33 > 0:34:37This last year, Ron, has been a nightmare.

0:34:37 > 0:34:40You know, with...with Dean and...

0:34:41 > 0:34:43..everything.

0:34:45 > 0:34:47Well, that's behind us now, isn't it?

0:34:47 > 0:34:49Yeah, maybe.

0:34:50 > 0:34:53But you shouldn't have to keep picking up the pieces.

0:34:57 > 0:34:58Listen.

0:35:00 > 0:35:03If there are things that we still need to sort out,

0:35:03 > 0:35:06then...that is exactly what we'll do - we'll sort them out.

0:35:08 > 0:35:11But the point is that we do it together, OK?

0:35:13 > 0:35:14- JACK:- Ron?

0:35:14 > 0:35:16Yes, I'm in here.

0:35:18 > 0:35:20We've got a hotel full of guests here and what?

0:35:20 > 0:35:22You're in here playing pool?

0:35:22 > 0:35:24- We'll be there in a minute.- Jack...

0:35:26 > 0:35:28I really am sorry, OK?

0:35:31 > 0:35:34Well, you and Ron - it's always been this way, innit?

0:35:35 > 0:35:38- You buy one, you get one for free.- Oi!

0:35:38 > 0:35:40- Less of the "free", yeah? - RONNIE LAUGHS

0:35:40 > 0:35:42So are we going to cut this cake or what?

0:35:43 > 0:35:44Yeah.

0:35:47 > 0:35:49It all got so out of hand.

0:35:52 > 0:35:53I didn't mean for it to happen.

0:35:55 > 0:35:57- LEE'S VOICE QUIVERS - Not like it did.

0:36:04 > 0:36:05But, yeah...

0:36:09 > 0:36:10I...

0:36:11 > 0:36:12I was in on it.

0:36:14 > 0:36:15The robbery.

0:36:18 > 0:36:19HE SNIFFS

0:36:23 > 0:36:24That was down to me.

0:36:32 > 0:36:33This is a wind-up?

0:36:38 > 0:36:39No.

0:36:41 > 0:36:42Please...

0:36:46 > 0:36:49Please...tell me...

0:36:49 > 0:36:52- this is a wind-up.- Dad...

0:36:52 > 0:36:53So you're seriously...

0:36:53 > 0:36:57- Everyone was meant to be asleep! - ..telling me...- No-one was supposed to bring baseball bats!

0:36:57 > 0:36:59Your mates at work, they said to you, they say...

0:36:59 > 0:37:02They said, "Let's turn your place over.

0:37:02 > 0:37:05"Let's nick a few quid," and you say yes?!

0:37:05 > 0:37:08- Where your mother sleeps? - Dad, please!

0:37:08 > 0:37:10They grabbed your baby brother!

0:37:10 > 0:37:12- It wasn't meant to be like that! - You just told me!

0:37:12 > 0:37:16- You was one of them who robbed us! - I'm not one of them!- You're worse!

0:37:16 > 0:37:18They were just mugs!

0:37:18 > 0:37:20They wouldn't have made it through the front door.

0:37:20 > 0:37:22Someone had to help 'em.

0:37:23 > 0:37:27- And that was you.- Why do you think I've been like this, eh?!

0:37:27 > 0:37:30Ever since it happened, I've been going out of my mind!

0:37:30 > 0:37:33They smashed Johnny across the head. They nearly killed him!

0:37:34 > 0:37:38- I bou... I bought him a drink, didn't I, the geezer?- Dad...

0:37:38 > 0:37:39That Oz - he was in the bar.

0:37:39 > 0:37:43- I was chatting to him.- Why do you think I had that in my pocket, eh?!

0:37:43 > 0:37:45I was this close, Dad!

0:37:48 > 0:37:51That close to doing something!

0:37:53 > 0:37:56And if that woman hadn't have stopped me...

0:37:56 > 0:37:57I would have.

0:38:01 > 0:38:07I would have, because I felt so bad about it all.

0:38:07 > 0:38:08Well, maybe you should have.

0:38:10 > 0:38:11Done us all a right favour.

0:38:13 > 0:38:15HE WHIMPERS

0:38:20 > 0:38:22HE SOBS LOUDLY

0:38:33 > 0:38:35I'm sorry!

0:38:38 > 0:38:40APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:38:51 > 0:38:54MUSIC: Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) by Eurythmics

0:38:54 > 0:38:56CHEERING

0:39:06 > 0:39:09# Sweet dreams are made of this

0:39:09 > 0:39:13# Who am I to disagree?

0:39:13 > 0:39:17# I travel the world and the seven seas

0:39:17 > 0:39:21# Everybody's looking for something

0:39:21 > 0:39:25# Some of them want to use you

0:39:25 > 0:39:28# Some of them want to get used by you... #

0:39:28 > 0:39:30- C+C MUSIC FACTORY: - # Everybody dance now! #

0:39:30 > 0:39:31Yey!

0:39:31 > 0:39:33- ALL: Cheese! JACK:- Come on!

0:39:34 > 0:39:37ALL: One, two, three, cheese!

0:39:39 > 0:39:41CHEERING

0:39:44 > 0:39:46THEY GIGGLE

0:39:49 > 0:39:52MUSIC: I Get All The Girls by Calvin Harris

0:39:56 > 0:39:58SCREAMING

0:40:00 > 0:40:03# I get all the girls I get all the girls... #

0:40:03 > 0:40:06MUSIC: Proper Education by Eric Prydz vs Floyd

0:40:25 > 0:40:29# We don't need no education

0:40:37 > 0:40:40# We don't need no thought control... #

0:40:43 > 0:40:45CHEERING

0:40:45 > 0:40:49# Hey, teacher! Leave them kids alone! #

0:40:51 > 0:40:53MUSIC FADES

0:41:03 > 0:41:05LAUGHTER AND CHATTER

0:41:29 > 0:41:30SHE GASPS

0:41:34 > 0:41:35Wow!

0:41:39 > 0:41:41Thank you.

0:41:41 > 0:41:43I haven't done anything yet.

0:41:43 > 0:41:46- For my sister. - Well, she's not just your sister.

0:41:46 > 0:41:49- She's my sister-in-law now. - Mm-hm.- Hmm!- One big happy family.

0:41:49 > 0:41:52- Yeah, don't push it! - SHE GIGGLES

0:41:53 > 0:41:55CHILDREN GIGGLE AND SQUEAL

0:41:55 > 0:41:57What are you doing?

0:41:57 > 0:41:59- Why aren't you asleep? - I am so sorry, but, er...

0:41:59 > 0:42:02they wanted their daddy to read them a bedtime story.

0:42:02 > 0:42:04- JACK SIGHS Oh, I can sort it out.- No, I will.

0:42:04 > 0:42:06- Are you sure?- Yeah. - Give me a kiss. Give me a kiss.

0:42:06 > 0:42:09Mwah! Mummy loves you. There you go.

0:42:09 > 0:42:12- Sort out your book. - CHILDREN LAUGH AND SHOUT

0:42:12 > 0:42:16Just give me 20 minutes and then, you can thank me, er, properly.

0:42:16 > 0:42:19- Ooh! 20 minutes, eh?- Yes! Where are you off to?

0:42:19 > 0:42:23- I'm just going to go and have a little night cap.- Ah!

0:42:24 > 0:42:26I love you, Mr Branning.

0:42:28 > 0:42:30I love you, Mrs Branning.

0:42:33 > 0:42:35SHE LAUGHS

0:42:35 > 0:42:38- Night, kids, I love you. - Love you!- Love you!

0:42:44 > 0:42:46Right, kids...

0:42:48 > 0:42:51- Cinderella!- Oh, yeah!- Oh, yeah!

0:42:51 > 0:42:54SHE SIGHS

0:42:54 > 0:42:56SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

0:43:03 > 0:43:04SHE LAUGHS

0:43:11 > 0:43:13FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

0:43:13 > 0:43:14DOOR OPENS

0:43:19 > 0:43:21Look what I found in my pocket.

0:43:21 > 0:43:22Oh, right.

0:43:22 > 0:43:24So THAT is what that was.

0:43:26 > 0:43:28SHE LAUGHS

0:43:28 > 0:43:30KNOCK ON DOOR RONNIE: Rox?

0:43:31 > 0:43:33Ssh, get over there. Go on.

0:43:33 > 0:43:35- Roxy!- Yeah, hold on.

0:43:36 > 0:43:38- Oh? - RONNIE GIGGLES

0:43:38 > 0:43:40Sorry, what are you doing? It's your wedding night.

0:43:40 > 0:43:41Have you not got something better to do?

0:43:41 > 0:43:43Well, not for 20 minutes.

0:43:43 > 0:43:4420 minutes?

0:43:46 > 0:43:47OK.

0:43:53 > 0:43:5620...minutes!

0:43:56 > 0:43:58- Phwoarr!- Come on! ROXY GIGGLES

0:43:58 > 0:43:59I'm coming!

0:44:01 > 0:44:02Where are we going?

0:44:03 > 0:44:04You'll see.

0:44:10 > 0:44:11DOOR CLOSES

0:44:20 > 0:44:22I didn't mean that.

0:44:24 > 0:44:26About you doing us all a favour.

0:44:32 > 0:44:34I shouldn't have said that.

0:44:38 > 0:44:41I don't know if I can ever forgive you, though.

0:44:46 > 0:44:48MICK WALKS DOWNSTAIRS

0:45:00 > 0:45:03- JACK:- 'Once upon a time, there was a girl called Cinderella...'

0:45:03 > 0:45:06RONNIE AND ROXY GIGGLE

0:45:06 > 0:45:10- Imagine, if you will...- Yeah? - ..that these bottles are tassels!

0:45:10 > 0:45:13- LAUGHTER - I know what you're thinking!

0:45:13 > 0:45:15Yeah! Yeah! ROXY CACKLES

0:45:15 > 0:45:17"They're just like me and Peg - a couple of old dogs!"

0:45:17 > 0:45:21That is the worst, worst Aunt Sal impression I've ever seen.

0:45:21 > 0:45:26- That is fighting talk.- " 'Ere..." - Ha-ha!- " 'Ere, Ronnie."

0:45:26 > 0:45:30- "Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." - Oh, don't! It's Auntie P!

0:45:33 > 0:45:35So go on, then.

0:45:36 > 0:45:37Which one was it?

0:45:40 > 0:45:42Come on!

0:45:42 > 0:45:46My money is on the one with the earring, the one that you couldn't

0:45:46 > 0:45:50- take your eyes off all night. - What are you talking about?

0:45:50 > 0:45:52There was someone in your room just now.

0:45:52 > 0:45:54ROXY GIGGLES Roxy, come on.

0:45:58 > 0:46:00- Max. - SHE GIGGLES

0:46:00 > 0:46:02- Max?!- Max!

0:46:02 > 0:46:04RONNIE GASPS

0:46:04 > 0:46:06So, hold on, hold on.

0:46:06 > 0:46:08We'll be doing the double?

0:46:08 > 0:46:11It'll be the Mitchell sisters and the Branning brothers

0:46:11 > 0:46:15- in the same hotel on the same night? - It's how we roll, Ron.- Eugh!

0:46:15 > 0:46:17- How we roll, yeah?- Hmm!

0:46:17 > 0:46:21Cinderella felt sad, because she was all alone.

0:46:22 > 0:46:27But suddenly, a fairy godmother appeared and said...

0:46:27 > 0:46:28"Don't cry, Cinderella.

0:46:30 > 0:46:32"I will send you to the ball."

0:46:34 > 0:46:38I was thinking that maybe we could start our own business.

0:46:40 > 0:46:43Honestly, I have found, like, the perfect unit,

0:46:43 > 0:46:46- smack bang in the middle of the high street.- No.

0:46:46 > 0:46:49- Maybe a trendy bar is exactly what that place needs.- A bar?

0:46:49 > 0:46:52Yes. LIKE AUNT SAL: Yes!

0:46:52 > 0:46:54GIGGLING Just like the good old days.

0:46:56 > 0:47:01- Yeah, but Ongar!- Mmm? - It's not exactly Ibiza, is it?- No.

0:47:01 > 0:47:03And it's not the Vic either.

0:47:05 > 0:47:06But it is me and you.

0:47:08 > 0:47:09RONNIE GIGGLES

0:47:12 > 0:47:15Oh, Ron, I'm...

0:47:15 > 0:47:17God, I'm...

0:47:17 > 0:47:20- I'm going to miss it, you know. - Aw!- Walford....

0:47:21 > 0:47:23- SHE SIGHS - ..the Square.

0:47:26 > 0:47:29- It's not exactly the other side of the world, is it?- No.

0:47:31 > 0:47:33But it is the end of an era.

0:47:37 > 0:47:38Yeah, it is.

0:47:39 > 0:47:42THEY LAUGH

0:47:42 > 0:47:45- But...- OK, no, no, no, wait, I'm going to do another one.

0:47:45 > 0:47:46- Oh, Ronnie!- Hold on!

0:47:47 > 0:47:51Jack... Look, Jack!

0:47:51 > 0:47:54- I'm flying! - Rose. Open your eyes, Rose.

0:47:54 > 0:47:57- Oh!- Ron! Ron, be careful, please. All right? Please.

0:47:57 > 0:47:59THEY GIGGLE

0:47:59 > 0:48:01'Cinderella was overjoyed'

0:48:01 > 0:48:04and she set off in a coach drawn by six horses.

0:48:05 > 0:48:08But before she left, the Fairy Godmother said,

0:48:08 > 0:48:13"Cinderella, this magic will only last until midnight.

0:48:14 > 0:48:16"You must be home by then."

0:48:16 > 0:48:18RONNIE AND ROXY GIGGLE

0:48:18 > 0:48:21- Hey! Keep up, keep up. - Wait for me!- You're so slow!

0:48:24 > 0:48:26- Oh!- Oops!

0:48:26 > 0:48:28IT THUDS, THEY LAUGH

0:48:30 > 0:48:32What?

0:48:34 > 0:48:35Look.

0:48:38 > 0:48:40ROXY LAUGHS

0:48:40 > 0:48:44'When Cinderella came into the ball, nobody knew who she was,

0:48:44 > 0:48:46'in her pretty clothes and shoes.'

0:48:47 > 0:48:52But then the handsome prince saw her and fell in love.

0:48:52 > 0:48:55And Cinderella was so happy dancing,

0:48:55 > 0:48:58she almost forgot what her Fairy Godmother had said.

0:48:59 > 0:49:02But then she remembered her Fairy Godmother's words...

0:49:30 > 0:49:33You know, this isn't just the end of an era.

0:49:34 > 0:49:36It's the beginning of a new one.

0:49:44 > 0:49:45Don't look back.

0:49:49 > 0:49:51Don't look back.

0:49:52 > 0:49:54THEY LAUGH

0:49:56 > 0:49:58Mmm! Mmm.

0:49:58 > 0:50:00- Guess what?- What?

0:50:02 > 0:50:05The last one in the pool pays for breakfast.

0:50:05 > 0:50:08Oh, Roxy, don't!

0:50:08 > 0:50:11Oh, you're so unfair! Wait for me!

0:50:14 > 0:50:16DRAMATIC MUSIC ON TV

0:50:36 > 0:50:39Oh, wait for me!

0:50:39 > 0:50:42Oh, I can't get my thing undone.

0:50:42 > 0:50:43Roxy!

0:50:43 > 0:50:45SHE LAUGHS

0:50:45 > 0:50:48Roxy!

0:50:48 > 0:50:50Stop mucking about!

0:50:52 > 0:50:53Roxy?

0:51:03 > 0:51:05Roxy!

0:51:08 > 0:51:10TV IS ON

0:51:15 > 0:51:17HE CHANGES THE CHANNEL

0:51:22 > 0:51:25'As Cinderella ran out of the palace,'

0:51:25 > 0:51:27one of her glass slippers came off.

0:51:27 > 0:51:30Roxy! MUFFLED SCREAM

0:51:30 > 0:51:32No! No!

0:51:35 > 0:51:37Roxy!

0:51:38 > 0:51:40MUFFLED SCREAMS

0:51:42 > 0:51:44'But Cinderella didn't turn back.'

0:51:46 > 0:51:49She reached home, just as the clock struck 12.

0:51:54 > 0:51:58'As it did, her coach turned back into a pumpkin,

0:51:58 > 0:52:00'her horses turned back into mice.

0:52:02 > 0:52:05'And her fine ball gown turned back into rags.

0:52:41 > 0:52:44'The next day, the prince took the glass slipper

0:52:44 > 0:52:46'and went to all the houses in the kingdom.'

0:52:46 > 0:52:49When he arrived at Cinderella's house...

0:52:50 > 0:52:53..the slipper fitted her perfectly.

0:52:59 > 0:53:01CLOCK STRIKES

0:53:17 > 0:53:19Cinderella married the prince.

0:53:24 > 0:53:26And they all lived happily ever after.

0:53:30 > 0:53:32CLOCK STRIKES