0:00:26 > 0:00:29Thank you for getting this all sorted so quickly.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32The whole market truly appreciates it, trust me.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34PHONE RINGS
0:00:36 > 0:00:37SHE SNORTS
0:00:37 > 0:00:38I don't know!
0:00:38 > 0:00:41A bridge, they can fix in the blink of an eye.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44But a parcel that I ordered well before Christmas
0:00:44 > 0:00:46has only just turned up at the post office today!
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Please pass on our thanks to the rest of the lads, won't you?
0:00:51 > 0:00:52Yeah, all right.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03I know I can't expect the treatment I had on Monday every night,
0:01:03 > 0:01:06but maybe we could make it a regular thing.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Once a month or something?
0:01:07 > 0:01:09What, you want to put a takeaway
0:01:09 > 0:01:11and a couple of glasses of pop in the diary?
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Well, you seemed like you were having fun to me.
0:01:13 > 0:01:14THEY LAUGH
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Oh, wow. Vom.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Keep your comments to yourself, if you don't mind.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22- All right?- Morning.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27I'd better get to work.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Don't you think this is just a bit...immature?
0:01:34 > 0:01:37I did have an idea how to earn a few more brownie points.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40I gave that nail bar place that you like a call.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42- They're expecting you at half nine. - Mm.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Louise, call the police.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Someone's kidnapped your dad and replaced him with a clone.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49What did I do to deserve you two this morning?
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Aspirin?
0:01:51 > 0:01:52Top cupboard.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Brilliant(!)
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Make sure you get the full works, yeah?
0:02:02 > 0:02:05I left my credit card details with the receptionist.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Well, I'm impressed.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09That lot might be as grumpy as normal,
0:02:09 > 0:02:12but maybe some things do change.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Thank you.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30All right.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Listen, thanks for coming, darling.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39I know I wasn't exactly filled with gratitude at first,
0:02:39 > 0:02:42but, you know, it's meant a lot to me, you being here.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44I'm sorry I didn't get anywhere with Auntie Kim.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47I hate leaving when things are like this.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50You girls, you're as stubborn as each other.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Kim would have wanted to come last night.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54You need to meet her halfway.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Do you mind?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57I can't think about Kim right now.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Look, if you need anything,
0:03:00 > 0:03:03right, just pick up the phone, and I'll be on the next train back.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04I love you, Mum.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06I love you too, darling.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16This is getting stupid!
0:03:16 > 0:03:18If you didn't want me to move in with you,
0:03:18 > 0:03:19then why didn't you just say,
0:03:19 > 0:03:20instead of letting me get my hopes up?
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Right, if it was up to me, I'd be out of there in a flash!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27It's just not the right time.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Well, it don't matter, anyway.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Cos at this rate, I won't even be able to afford a poxy studio flat.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Listen, I've got some overtime going at the Arches,
0:03:38 > 0:03:39if you're interested?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Yeah...thanks.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44I just thought it'd be a laugh. You know, you and me.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Something good happening for a change.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48Maybe one day, eh?
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Where was you yesterday?
0:03:54 > 0:03:56I hung around for like an hour after the exam, waiting for you.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Something came up.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01What's that supposed to mean? I thought you wanted to talk?
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Just back off!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Oh, that's him told!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Oh, lovely, thanks.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Oh, Stace?
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Yeah?
0:04:12 > 0:04:13You're going to think I'm mad,
0:04:13 > 0:04:16but I've got another Christmas present for Arthur to drop off.
0:04:16 > 0:04:17- Another one?!- Yeah.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Our house is like Santa's workshop as it is!
0:04:20 > 0:04:22I know, I know!
0:04:22 > 0:04:25I ordered it months ago, and it must have got lost in the post.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Anyway, it's a baby carrier,
0:04:27 > 0:04:29and I'm wondering if he's too big for it now.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30How much does he weigh?
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Oh, I dunno, I haven't taken him to the clinic in months.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35I've gotta go. I'll see you later, anyway.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Come on, Lil.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Oh, did Libby get off OK?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Yeah, yeah.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47You'd think I'd get used to her coming and going by now.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Anyway, don't worry about me.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52I'm just going to get my head down for this shift,
0:04:52 > 0:04:54maybe catch up on a little bit of reading.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57What?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59- I've had that Mr Beckett on the phone.- Oh.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Well, I had to call him to get some more rat poison.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Oh, don't tell me you've seen another one, have you?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05- Two of them.- Oh. - And do you know what he reckons?
0:05:05 > 0:05:07He reckons it's down to our "poor cleanliness".
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Right, never mind that there's bin bags piling up out there
0:05:10 > 0:05:12- in the middle of winter!- I know.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14And the best bit, he wants us to do a clean,
0:05:14 > 0:05:16"top to bottom" of the shop.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18And he's going to pop over later and inspect our work.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Inspect?! Who does he think he is, the jumped up little...?
0:05:21 > 0:05:22I know, I know. He's a nightmare.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24He kept saying things like, "Formal evaluation,
0:05:24 > 0:05:26"having to make changes".
0:05:26 > 0:05:29To be honest, Denise, I really don't think he's worth fighting.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Yeah. Especially how he's got it in for me, eh?
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Anyway, it's not the day I was hoping for,
0:05:34 > 0:05:36but at least we've got each other, though.
0:05:36 > 0:05:37Actually, um...
0:05:37 > 0:05:40I have a meeting with Janet's teachers this morning.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42- I did book the hours off ages ago. - Yeah.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45I mean, if it had been anything else, you know, I would stay, but...
0:05:45 > 0:05:46- Of course.- Sorry.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Here. Good luck!
0:05:56 > 0:05:57Hi.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58You found some, then?
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Yeah. Minute Mart.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01What do you think?
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Oh, nice!
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Well, not like Phil to be thoughtful, but I must admit,
0:06:05 > 0:06:07being pampered was just what the doctor ordered.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09What happened, then?
0:06:09 > 0:06:10One too many at the Vic?
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Something like that.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Phil! Phil, I'm back!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16He went out about an hour ago. Didn't he say?
0:06:17 > 0:06:19No.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21They just about cleared us out on Monday.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24We'll take twice as much tonight, mark my words!
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Mum.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Mum, Tina told you to stay upstairs while she's at work.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32She's all right, she's all right.
0:06:32 > 0:06:37Tina keeps going on about this routine she wants her to do.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39I'm hungry. The cupboard's bare.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Babe.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Help her get something from the buffet, please.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Come on.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49You need to tell her no again, Mick.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51It's one thing bringing back memories,
0:06:51 > 0:06:53it's another thing putting her on the stage
0:06:53 > 0:06:54in front of a pub full of people!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Stan says she was born to be on the stage.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00And you'd never know to look at her now, would you?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04You've no idea?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Oh. Don't worry, Billy, he's here.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Sorry to bother you.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Where the hell have you been?
0:07:10 > 0:07:12I'm allowed to walk out the house when I want to.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16What you doing ringing people round like I'm some sort of lost kid?
0:07:16 > 0:07:18So I panicked.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20But you're recovering, I got worried when you were gone so long.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22HE SIGHS
0:07:22 > 0:07:24I...
0:07:24 > 0:07:27I took Sam's flowers to Ronnie and Roxy's grave, and then...
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Well, before that, I went to see Tony's wife.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33After the fuss she kicked up last time she was here?!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35You don't need the stress, Phil.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38It won't do any harm to check her and her kid are all right.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Yeah, well, that's kind of you.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42But don't forget she threatened to call the Old Bill on you.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43We don't need that sort of hassle.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Well, we don't need to worry. She weren't in.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48I left a note, but I won't hold my breath.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50- DOOR CLOSES - All right.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52I found her on the doorstep when I was heading out.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Oh, Mum, you don't have to do that.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09This is my job, it's not yours.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12I'm not staying, I'm just lending a hand while I'm here.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Your face when Libby left this morning.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22You'd have thought it was the first time your baby had left home.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Well, it sort of felt like it, you know?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28I know it's daft.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32It's just she's been such a support to me while she's been here.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Well, you've still got support. You've got me!
0:08:34 > 0:08:38I'm worth ten ordinary ladies, don't forget.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Yeah.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Yeah, you've been a real boost.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Till you go back to Montserrat.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Well, lucky I'm not the only family you've got close by, then.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Oh, don't tell me you've set this up?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Don't be so paranoid.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Vincent is having one of his spring cleans, and he found the baked beans
0:08:57 > 0:09:00that were accidentally moulded to the roof of the microwave.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Hence...
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Trust me, if I had a choice,
0:09:04 > 0:09:06I would've come in when you weren't here.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Kim!
0:09:07 > 0:09:08That's not nice.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Looks like you're having a good day, Dee.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15Glad to see that this "new life" of yours was worth all the sacrifices.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Antoinette was just telling me about Aaron.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33He's back at school.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Struggling a bit, but he'll get there.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Well, tell him to hang on in there.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39I know how hard it is.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42I was glad when I saw Phil's note.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44I owe you both an apology.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Don't be daft.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47I should leave you to it.
0:09:47 > 0:09:48No, there's no need.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51You were only trying to help Aaron by giving him that cash.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55I shouldn't have come in all guns blazing like I did.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Don't be daft.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59I don't care about what happened before, you know,
0:09:59 > 0:10:02I just want to know the pair of you are all right, that's all.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Tony's gone.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Nothing's "all right".
0:10:07 > 0:10:08But I still have my son.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10I have to focus on being mum and dad for him, now.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- And that's what's going to get you through all this, trust me.- Yeah.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Oh, Phil, I forgot. Jack said he's going to pop over.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21So?
0:10:21 > 0:10:24So, he's been through a lot, and he's family.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26I think he deserves our time, don't you?
0:10:27 > 0:10:31It's fine. I have to be getting back anyway.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32- Bye, Antoinette.- Bye.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Sharon.
0:10:37 > 0:10:38Just chuck her out, why don't you?!
0:10:46 > 0:10:47There we go.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Hello?
0:10:49 > 0:10:50- Come in!- Oh.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55You don't mind if I join you to eat my lunch, do you?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57I fancy some company,
0:10:57 > 0:11:00and Denise is up to her ears in soap suds.
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Yeah, course not!
0:11:01 > 0:11:02I'll make you a tea.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Arthur, look, who's that?
0:11:04 > 0:11:05Oh!
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Isn't he a little smasher?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11I know I'm biased, but...
0:11:11 > 0:11:13He is gorgeous, ain't he?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Yeah, they're going to be the gruesome twosome,
0:11:15 > 0:11:16when they're bigger.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Walford Primary won't know what's hit it.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22It must be hard for Lauren, juggling work and a little kiddie.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23I bet you get stuck helping out.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27You know, taking him to be weighed and that sort of thing.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29That's weirdly specific.
0:11:29 > 0:11:30No, it isn't.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33When mine were little, I had 'em down the clinic every month
0:11:33 > 0:11:35till they were over two.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37And now you know that I don't do that with Arthur,
0:11:37 > 0:11:38you've got a problem with it?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Well, don't go getting all defensive.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42We're just making small talk.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45No, you were, Jane. She's got something else on her mind.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Well, he is my grandson.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49I'm allowed to be worried, aren't I?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Well, worry about things that need worrying about!
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Arthur is eating, he's growing out of his clothes.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55I don't need to traipse down the clinic every week
0:11:55 > 0:11:57to know that he's healthy.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Even still...
0:11:58 > 0:12:00I think it's just me and you having that tea, Jane.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06The more people kids have looking out for them the better, that's all.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09See you.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Well, you're here, and you appear to be working.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24That's a start.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Don't look at me like that.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37She turned up on our doorstep and I was civil.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38What else do you expect?
0:12:38 > 0:12:41She's just lost her husband, and civil's the best you can do?
0:12:41 > 0:12:43I'm not backing down on what I said.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45I'm here for you, Sharon,
0:12:45 > 0:12:47that don't mean I can't be there for them too.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Except they're not your responsibility!
0:12:49 > 0:12:52You know, there'll come a point when you're not there,
0:12:52 > 0:12:55and she'll need to stand on her own two feet.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57And you're doing her no favours by pretending otherwise.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Why are you so against her, eh?
0:12:59 > 0:13:01At least you've still got your husband, haven't you?
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Do you think I don't know how easily it could have gone the other way?
0:13:04 > 0:13:06I'm glad Tony's dead!
0:13:07 > 0:13:09I'm glad he's dead, because it means that I still have you,
0:13:09 > 0:13:10is that what you want to hear?
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Were you even listening to me yesterday?
0:13:17 > 0:13:19It's going to take more than one curry to fix this family, Phil.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Sharon's in bits, your son wants to move out...
0:13:22 > 0:13:25You need to make some changes, before it's too late.
0:13:31 > 0:13:36You do know that we've been having problems with the bins round here?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38And that would be my problem because...?
0:13:38 > 0:13:39No, no, I'm just saying,
0:13:39 > 0:13:42there might be other reasons for the rats.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44You could give us the benefit of the doubt.
0:13:46 > 0:13:47No.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49No, of course not. Because to do that,
0:13:49 > 0:13:52you'd have to have respect for your staff, wouldn't you?
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Even admit that we might be good at our jobs?
0:13:55 > 0:13:58If you don't mind me saying, this attitude really isn't helping.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01There is not a speck of dirt in here, and you know it.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04This place was spotless even before I started scrubbing the place
0:14:04 > 0:14:06from top to bottom this morning!
0:14:06 > 0:14:09I only have your word for that, though, don't I?
0:14:09 > 0:14:10Yes, well, my word should be good enough.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Because I'm on the front line, aren't I?
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Me and Honey and Helen.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16You lot would be nothing without us lot.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22I don't want rats in here any more than you do,
0:14:22 > 0:14:24and if that means getting on my hands and knees and scrubbing,
0:14:24 > 0:14:25then so be it.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28But the least you can do is admit that I've done a good job!
0:14:29 > 0:14:31And a thank-you wouldn't go amiss, either.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37You appear to have done an adequate job.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Thank you.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48So have you come up with a plan, then, or what?
0:14:48 > 0:14:49A plan?
0:14:50 > 0:14:52If you don't get revenge on Shaki,
0:14:52 > 0:14:53they'll know you're an easy target.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- Bex hasn't got into your head, now, has she?- No, course not.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01But maybe Shaki isn't that bad.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05I mean, Bex said that she saw you two laughing at that video
0:15:05 > 0:15:07of me freaking out on the bus, as well, so...
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Babe, we're on your side!
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Don't go turning on your mates, on top of everything.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15You're right, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.
0:15:15 > 0:15:16Shakil needs telling.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18He thinks he's such a big man since the bus crash.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Makes me sick.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21Yeah, well, I bet he's not such a "big man"
0:15:21 > 0:15:23in that photo he sent Bex.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26What photo?
0:15:29 > 0:15:32CHATTER
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Panit!
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Can I treat you and your family to some Chinese beer, you know,
0:15:40 > 0:15:42as a thank-you?
0:15:42 > 0:15:45You haven't got any Pilsner, have you? I can't drink that stuff.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46Rein it in, you.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49What you doing, trying to rinse me for the pricey stuff?
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Did I mention I do a mean coq au vin?
0:15:51 > 0:15:53And my borscht, mate...
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Ah, so you're on the hunt for a bit of graft, are you?
0:15:56 > 0:15:57I'll keep you on speed dial.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00If this supper club works out, you're going to be a very busy man!
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Cheers.
0:16:02 > 0:16:03Sweet as. Love to the family.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08You're looking...
0:16:08 > 0:16:09dapper.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Yeah, amazing what you can dig up in charity shops, eh?
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Yeah...
0:16:15 > 0:16:16You all right?
0:16:16 > 0:16:19- Hey.- Sylvie's getting a bit restless up there,
0:16:19 > 0:16:21so I said we'd bring her down during the break.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23OK, but I'll go and check on her in a minute.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Did you keep mentioning the routine to her, like I asked?
0:16:26 > 0:16:28I don't think it made much difference, though.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30You're probably going to have to walk her through it.
0:16:30 > 0:16:31Yeah, OK.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Can I have a bottle of wine and three glasses, please?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Oh, and a little bit of fairy dust, for the quiz.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Ah, so you're "Team Caff", yeah?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Listen, we have been testing each other on trivia all week.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43We're the ones to beat.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46If you want egg and chips twice, this lot'll sort you out.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47But, let's face it, they're no winners.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Steven!
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Well, as long as we beat you, I don't care where we come.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52THUNDER CRACKS
0:16:52 > 0:16:55ALL: Oh!
0:16:56 > 0:17:00Well, I see he's already making friends and influencing people.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03He really is his father's son, sometimes.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05We have to do well tonight, cos Martin'll kill me
0:17:05 > 0:17:07if I've made him stay home with the kids
0:17:07 > 0:17:08and we don't come home with a prize.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Well, in quiz situations,
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Ian usually wins or bores everyone else half to death so they forfeit.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Maybe Steven has learnt from the master.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17THEY LAUGH
0:17:17 > 0:17:19My mum and dad used to do a pub quiz, when we were little.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Yeah. They never missed a week.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Tanya drag him there, did she?
0:17:24 > 0:17:26No, I think it was her idea of, like,
0:17:26 > 0:17:29a wholesome activity they could do together.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33She got barred, anyway, because she got really drunk
0:17:33 > 0:17:36and she was just shouting out all the answers.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Oh, remind me, I owe your mum a phone call.
0:17:38 > 0:17:39Yeah, me, too.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41You know, we've been doing them...
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- You know the video chats, the video calls?- Yeah.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47So she can see Louie, but it's just not the same, is it?
0:17:47 > 0:17:49I think it's getting to her, you know,
0:17:49 > 0:17:52- that she's never really properly met him.- Aww.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53Thank you.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Thank you.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55Well, I bet some days,
0:17:55 > 0:17:58you wish you could only see Arthur's gran via video.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05You sure you remember how to do this?
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Give me that.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Don't worry, I'm not on the payroll.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Just putting a few hours overtime in.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19It's all right, it's not my call any more, is it?
0:18:20 > 0:18:23I hear you're moving out.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Is that true?
0:18:28 > 0:18:29Carmel.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Peace offering?
0:18:31 > 0:18:32Why, what's gone on?
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Tell me you haven't been sticking your nose in where it don't belong?
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Guilty as charged.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42- Can I sit there?- Go on.- Thanks.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43It's your round, anyway, mate.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47You're not going to chuck that over me, are you?
0:18:47 > 0:18:48No!
0:18:48 > 0:18:51No, look, you just need to understand that, with Kat gone
0:18:51 > 0:18:53and my mum living in Brighton,
0:18:53 > 0:18:56I'm just used to doing this whole parenting thing just me and Martin.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58That's why I wanted to help.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00I didn't ever see myself as an interfering grandma.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Oh, you're not.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05But you would rather I kept my beak out a bit more?
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Well, look, Arthur needs his nan,
0:19:07 > 0:19:09and if it means me and you falling out every now and again
0:19:09 > 0:19:11about how often he's weighed,
0:19:11 > 0:19:13or how many of his five a day he's had...
0:19:13 > 0:19:14Five, I hope.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18I'm a menace! I'm sorry.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20I'll tell you what, let's make a deal.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22I'll take everything with a pinch of salt,
0:19:22 > 0:19:25and you count to ten before you start dishing out advice?
0:19:25 > 0:19:26Deal.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30- Question five, was it A or B? Quickly!- Seriously, stop!
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Come on, it's only half-time.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34You've got time to make up the ground later. Give it here.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Can you do me a favour, please,
0:19:38 > 0:19:41and just ban him from any quiz nights, like, ever,
0:19:41 > 0:19:42please?
0:19:42 > 0:19:44There you go. Er, you do know that
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Steven's been looking at his phone the whole time?
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Kathy!
0:19:48 > 0:19:49What? I'm his gran.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51I've got to keep him on the straight and narrow, ain't I?
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Yeah, well, judging by his answers,
0:19:53 > 0:19:55- it doesn't seem to have done him much good.- Ha-ha!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57- Johnny.- Yeah?- Where's Mick?
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Changing the barrel. Lager's off. Why?
0:19:59 > 0:20:00Ladies and gentlemen,
0:20:00 > 0:20:02please charge your glasses
0:20:02 > 0:20:05and prepare for a reminder of Old Soho,
0:20:05 > 0:20:08with the one and only Sylvie Carter!
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Woo!
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Get Dad, get Dad.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18# My lame is Suzie Wong
0:20:18 > 0:20:21# Please listen to my tong
0:20:21 > 0:20:22# I wuv you all! #
0:20:23 > 0:20:25That's a bit near the knuckle, ain't it?
0:20:25 > 0:20:27SHE KEEPS SINGING
0:20:27 > 0:20:31Tina! Get her off! Get her off!
0:20:31 > 0:20:33SHOUTING
0:20:33 > 0:20:35I'm so sorry!
0:20:35 > 0:20:38THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
0:20:40 > 0:20:42DOOR CLOSES
0:20:44 > 0:20:45Right.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49- Oh, thank you.- Hey, what's all this?
0:20:49 > 0:20:51This is me in a good mood!
0:20:53 > 0:20:55I thought we deserve a treat, you know?
0:20:55 > 0:20:57There's even a pickled onion in there for you.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58Thanks.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01And I thought about what you said, earlier.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06Now, I might spend my time scrubbing shelves in the Minute Mart,
0:21:06 > 0:21:08but you just watch this space, all right?
0:21:10 > 0:21:14As for Kim, she's the one with the problem, not me.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17And there's no way I'm going grovelling to her.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24MICK: I know that was a bit, um...
0:21:24 > 0:21:27I don't know what that was. I don't know.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28But let's not let it ruin the night, though, eh?
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Come on, Mick. What are you doing, letting her walk round like that?
0:21:31 > 0:21:33You can't get away with that in this day and age.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36I'm so sorry if I've caused any offence to anyone.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38What are you going to do for the French night?
0:21:38 > 0:21:41You and Shirley in stripy tops with onions round your neck?
0:21:41 > 0:21:42No!
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Half the teams have gone home.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50I reckon we say the scores at half-time stand,
0:21:50 > 0:21:51and call it a night.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52It's a 'mare.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54I've hurt my ankle!
0:21:54 > 0:21:56I don't think it's broken.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59I'm really sorry, Mick, I was just thinking of Mum.
0:21:59 > 0:22:00Yeah, and no-one else.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Just... I told you it was a bad idea, so just...
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Next time, just listen to me, please!
0:22:07 > 0:22:08You're not angry with me?
0:22:08 > 0:22:10I'm not happy.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Just take her upstairs, and just see that she's OK, yeah?
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Swedish night next.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Hard to offend people with ABBA and meatballs, right?
0:22:18 > 0:22:19Yeah, yeah.
0:22:19 > 0:22:23What could possibly go wrong with ABBA and meatballs?
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Look, it was my idea.
0:22:29 > 0:22:30I asked Ben to move in.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34If you want to get on someone's back, get on mine.
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Cos I can't speak for myself?
0:22:37 > 0:22:39I want to move out, Dad.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41And it's nothing to do with you and Sharon.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44I thought I'd be well away by now.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47I thought me and Paul would be managing Coker's,
0:22:47 > 0:22:48but instead, here I am.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Yeah, well, sorry for giving you a job
0:22:50 > 0:22:52and putting a roof over your head.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53That's the point.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55I want to do something for myself.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58You know, stand on my own two feet.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Plus there's the Jay thing.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03How am I going to cope with him way out in zone six?
0:23:04 > 0:23:05Good answer.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10You've been spending the last ten minutes trying to persuade me,
0:23:10 > 0:23:12but I think it's a great idea.
0:23:13 > 0:23:14Really?
0:23:16 > 0:23:19I ever tell you about the time me and Grant got our own gaff?
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Yeah, Mum was livid.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25But, yeah, we got this one-bedroom studio gaff just off the Roman Road.
0:23:25 > 0:23:26HE CHUCKLES
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Best time of my life, that was.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29Just me and my brother,
0:23:29 > 0:23:31no ties, and no responsibilities.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34You deserve it.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36The pair of you do.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38What about you and Sharon?
0:23:38 > 0:23:40I don't think the four of us would fit in one place, do you?
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Well, she seems to think you still need me around.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Well, you ain't planning on running out of here any time soon, are you?
0:23:45 > 0:23:46No.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Then we will still see you from time to time, won't we?
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Course, Dad, but...
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Then what's the problem?
0:23:52 > 0:23:54You making your own way in the world.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Me and Sharon have got our own lives to lead.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Could be the best thing all round, couldn't it?
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Looks like we're getting our own flat, bruv!
0:24:01 > 0:24:02Looks like it!
0:24:02 > 0:24:05THEY LAUGH
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Lady Di! You know better than that!
0:24:21 > 0:24:23It's not the dog.
0:24:23 > 0:24:24It's the roof.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27I noticed it earlier, I didn't realise how bad it had got.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29The roof?
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Won't that cost a fortune?
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Yeah, but I... Yeah, I know a geezer who knows a geezer.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35It'll be sweet.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Just go downstairs, go and help Babe clear up.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Oh, we've got a leak.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Just to add to the fun.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49PHONE RINGS
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Mick, it's Linda.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Pick up.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01And tell her that she needs to get some proper care for Elaine.
0:25:01 > 0:25:02We need her here!
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Not in a million years.
0:25:06 > 0:25:07Mick, please!
0:25:07 > 0:25:10I told her I was going to keep the home fires burning,
0:25:10 > 0:25:12and that's exactly what I'm going to do.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Don't matter how bad things get.
0:25:15 > 0:25:16I'm not going to let her down.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Course, we'll have to talk colour schemes.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Shop for throw pillows, you know, that sort of thing.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Oh, yeah, you had me going, there!
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Yeah, cos a bit of you thinks that all gay blokes
0:25:34 > 0:25:36want to paint the whole world pink.
0:25:36 > 0:25:37No.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40It's just, the idea of you being house-proud blows my mind.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42I mean, Sharon's lucky if you clean the bog
0:25:42 > 0:25:44once every six months, at home.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48And that will be changing, by the way.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Cos I'm going to introduce you to a cleaning rota if it kills me.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Cleaning? With these hands?
0:25:53 > 0:25:54HE SNORTS
0:25:56 > 0:25:59We'll be all right, though, won't we, bruv?
0:25:59 > 0:26:01You know, just the two of us?
0:26:01 > 0:26:04Well, we got this far, didn't we?
0:26:04 > 0:26:07I can't see figuring out whose turn it is to get the bog roll
0:26:07 > 0:26:09is going to break us up, can you?
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Ha! Yeah.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Do you have any idea how amazing this is going to be?
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Yeah.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Our own space.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20No-one bothering us.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Just...
0:26:22 > 0:26:24like a proper home.
0:26:25 > 0:26:26Yeah.
0:26:27 > 0:26:28PHONE BEEPS
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Oh, let me guess.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37The care assistant?
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Looks like she's up for a date.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Lucky I'll soon have somewhere to wine and dine her, isn't it, eh?
0:26:43 > 0:26:44Ooh.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54I was beginning to think you were avoiding me.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57I just had to, er...
0:26:57 > 0:27:00talk through a couple of things with the boys, that's all.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05We can't go on like this, Sharon.
0:27:05 > 0:27:09Keep saying we want a fresh start without making changes.
0:27:10 > 0:27:11You know, big ones.
0:27:11 > 0:27:12It's that easy, is it?
0:27:15 > 0:27:16What are you thinking?
0:27:17 > 0:27:18Don't worry.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21It's going to be all right.