0:00:28 > 0:00:30You could have told me this yesterday.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32I didn't know yesterday.
0:00:32 > 0:00:33You said you had the money.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35I did.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37I...I thought I did.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39And you can't even phone?
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Look, listen, the work on the roof don't start till tomorrow,
0:00:42 > 0:00:44so I thought I'd tell you face-to-face.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46This ain't Mick's fault.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Just give me till Friday and I'll pay you for the work you've done.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52It's not easy, is it?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Running a business.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56No, what you talking about? It's brilliant.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Just get the ceiling done in the bar and get the Ladies' sorted,
0:00:59 > 0:01:01and the rest is just going to have to wait.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Thank you.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12But it's your birthday tomorrow.
0:01:12 > 0:01:13No-one goes out midweek.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16That's what important, isn't it? Birthdays?
0:01:16 > 0:01:18I can swap some shifts around.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Look, I don't want to do anything expensive, OK?
0:01:20 > 0:01:22I mean, we've got Jane's new physio starting next week.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- Don't make this about my physio. - I'm not!
0:01:25 > 0:01:27- Oh, come on, you want a big night. - No!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30I just want to go to the Vic, have a few drinks with some mates.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32That's it.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33I'll ask Abi to babysit.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36And what about the other thing?
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- I'm going to the restaurant. - Oh, that's right, walk away again.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41What other thing?
0:01:41 > 0:01:42JANE SIGHS
0:01:42 > 0:01:44He's been worrying about his health,
0:01:44 > 0:01:46and the nurse said he had a high BMI.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48I am not worrying.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50That's why we're eating blueberries?
0:01:50 > 0:01:51It's going to take more than blueberries.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54It was just a routine check-up, that's all.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55So why aren't you sleeping?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Have you still not called about your results?
0:01:58 > 0:01:59If there was anything to worry about,
0:01:59 > 0:02:01they would have been in touch, wouldn't they?
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- Just pick up the phone! - Pass the word about Friday, please.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Am I missing something?
0:02:05 > 0:02:06I don't get it. Why don't you just call them?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08I'm going to be 48, OK?
0:02:08 > 0:02:09My dad was 48 when he died.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- Ian...- Dad, just call the doctor!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15DOOR CLOSES
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Babe, I'm sure it'll be nothing.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Yeah, cos area management, they just pop in all the time.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27You just said what everybody round here's thinking.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29All over the local paper.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Look, I'm sure it'll be nothing.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38She doesn't even need these headaches.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Maybe she should've thought of that before running her mouth.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Yeah, that's right, blame the victim.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44No, no, no, I'm not saying that, you know, she's running her mouth...
0:02:44 > 0:02:46No, because she's a victim in all of this, you know.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48This is a media stitch up.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50They're going to be tapping her phone next, you watch.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52- She works in a shop. - She's still got rights!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54She doesn't need the paparazzi up in her face.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Yeah, I think she'll be OK walking down the road, babe.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58She don't need management harassing her.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00You know she slagged off the shop, yeah?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- But it's true. - It's not about if it's true.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Look, if one of my staff started running off their mouth
0:03:04 > 0:03:06about overpriced cocktails...
0:03:06 > 0:03:09It'd be true, because they're overpriced, Vincent.
0:03:09 > 0:03:10You'd expect a bit of loyalty.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12They're not even in proper glasses!
0:03:12 > 0:03:15If I pay £12 for a drink, I don't want it in some old jam jar.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16HE LAUGHS
0:03:16 > 0:03:18You don't pay for anything!
0:03:18 > 0:03:19It's not about me, yeah?
0:03:19 > 0:03:21I'm not the one who's always making it about you!
0:03:21 > 0:03:22Are we ready for Grandpops?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24You want to take Dolly with you?
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Listen, she's already lost her baby.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29She don't need to lose her job, as well.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- I thought- I- looked a state this morning.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47My mum had me up half the night again.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Borrow my wheelchair, save your legs?
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Tina!
0:03:53 > 0:03:54You forgot this one.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Come on.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09THEY SPEAK OWN LANGUAGE
0:04:09 > 0:04:11- What you doing? - What do you think I'm doing?
0:04:11 > 0:04:12I'm cancelling, all right?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14I'm not having a big do without a permit.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15I need to focus on that fine.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Yeah, but, Mick, that's why we're doing it.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Listen, we're already having the ceiling fixed, all right,
0:04:19 > 0:04:22without closing the pub. I mean, it's already on top.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24If you wanted to call your mum to come and give me a hand...
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Stop talking about my mother, you. You're starting to wind me up.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Oh, Mick, leave it up.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Listen, listen, I don't want to get nicked.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Linda doesn't know the half of what's going on here,
0:04:34 > 0:04:35it's starting to spiral out of control.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Yeah, I know, but you're not on your own here.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38It's a pancake race.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40There's two entrants.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42I don't have a street permit.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43It's not worth the ag, baby.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Which is why I went down the council and I got a permit.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48- What?- Yeah.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Carmel had a contact, so I went down there with me very best smile.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Wow.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54SHE LAUGHS
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Oh, Johnny. Find that bunting, put it all round the Square.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Well, go on, then.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Mick! Mick, look at all that rubbish.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Environmental Health are going to come in here and shut you down.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06What?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- It's nothing. - Well, go and get a broom, then.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11I'm going to go and find more entrants.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30SHE GASPS
0:05:31 > 0:05:33CRASHING
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Bex.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44- Bex!- What?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47How are you?
0:05:47 > 0:05:48I thought you didn't care?
0:05:48 > 0:05:49Yeah, well, we're still...
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Look, those things that I said yesterday, all right,
0:05:53 > 0:05:55I heard them from that girl, Alex.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57And what? I should have told you?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59You have no idea what it's like, everyone knowing your business.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01What, you mean like everyone knows mine?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Oi, Shakil.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13WOLFWHISTLING PLAYS ON PHONE
0:06:13 > 0:06:15What did you...?
0:06:15 > 0:06:16Thank me later, bruv.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18- Where...?- I made it.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Little shout out to your ex.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Bruv, this is proper nasty.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25I took her head from that music thing she put up,
0:06:25 > 0:06:27of her singing that stupid song,
0:06:27 > 0:06:30and thought it'd look better on somebody else's body.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Who's the...?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Just someone from some porn site.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36I bet Bex never did that when she was with you!
0:06:36 > 0:06:39I can't believe you've done this.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41I've been proper laughing all morning.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42It's sick, innit?
0:06:44 > 0:06:45Yeah, it's mad.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Oh, come on, Kathy. It's one side of the Square and back,
0:06:48 > 0:06:50and there's bubbly for the winner.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51Oh, I don't know...
0:06:51 > 0:06:53I thought you'd show everyone how it's done.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55I'll let you have a glass.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56You've got to win it first.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58I don't see any competition.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Oh, you don't, do you?
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Is that another entrant?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03All right, yeah, yeah, put me down.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05- What you entering for? - He said there's no competition.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07No chance.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08I wasn't talking about you, was I?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10You?
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Listen, I'll take you all on, yeah?
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Whoever you may be.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Oh, this is Konrad, he owns the Polish shop on Turpin Road.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Nice uniform.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22He's doing the ceiling for Mick.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Looks like someone's coming third.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25HE LAUGHS
0:07:25 > 0:07:27You... You can't do that.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29The cheapest bottle of bubbly I've ever bought.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- You never bought it! - See you later, yeah?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Bye.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34A tenner only covers one of you.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Here. There you go, babe.
0:07:36 > 0:07:37Thank you.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Here you are. Here you are. Ian'll do it.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42- Konrad.- Beale.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43I didn't know you two were mates.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45BOTH: We're not.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Right, well there's a pancake race in the Square, Ian.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50What, as in running?
0:07:50 > 0:07:51It's fast walking.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53There's all you can eat pancakes afterwards.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Free food. Just your sort of thing.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- Are you doing this? - I'm winning this.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59- That's for Ian. - Thank you.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Good luck.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Mum!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Tina! What's happened?
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Look at your face! - Look at the bike!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Darling... Oh, come on, sit down.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Come on.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Yeah, I've got one more shop to visit.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Yeah, the woman who was mouthing off in the paper.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26Yeah.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28I usually hate disciplinaries.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31But, well, this one... Mm.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37You know, the woman who was kicking off about zero hours
0:08:37 > 0:08:39and wanting a permanent contract?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Yeah, that's the one. I know.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43I know.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Please don't kill me. Take what you want...
0:08:48 > 0:08:49Who said anything about killing you?
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Take the car, but please, please don't hurt me.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53You think I'm jacking you?
0:08:53 > 0:08:54SHE LAUGHS
0:08:54 > 0:08:56You are as stupid as Dee said you were.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57What, this isn't a...?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00First, you can't park here. Not today.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Unless you want to be covered in pancakes.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- Second...- Pancakes?
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Second, that "woman who was mouthing off in the paper,"
0:09:07 > 0:09:08she's my sister.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10You take on a Fox,
0:09:10 > 0:09:12you get the whole pack of us.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Just hand me my phone.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17No, what you're going to do is drive round the block
0:09:17 > 0:09:20and find somewhere safer to park,
0:09:20 > 0:09:22and me and you are going to have a little chat about my sister.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24I'm just carrying out procedure.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28Unless you want me to carry out a little "procedure" of my own,
0:09:28 > 0:09:32and we're talking bye-bye, future little Becketts,
0:09:32 > 0:09:34I think you need to listen to me.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37She had a baby.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38But, of course, you know that,
0:09:38 > 0:09:41because you made her beg for maternity leave.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44She hasn't taken the leave because she gave the baby up for adoption.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Which, for a woman, is a very big thing.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50I mean, it's bigger than big.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52She might make out that she's cool with it,
0:09:52 > 0:09:55but it's ripping her apart inside,
0:09:55 > 0:09:58and the last thing she needs is some jobsworth like yourself
0:09:58 > 0:10:00making anything worse for her.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01She gave an interview...
0:10:01 > 0:10:02I'm talking.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07She may have said a few things that she didn't mean.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Everyone does it.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Like criticism of the workplace...
0:10:12 > 0:10:16..racially profiling strangers, accusing them of carjacking.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17Ah. Now I never actually...
0:10:17 > 0:10:18The thing is,
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Dee has never really been the same
0:10:21 > 0:10:24since her serial killer husband locked her in the cellar.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28You need to drive.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Drive!
0:10:34 > 0:10:35He should be here by now.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Now, do I have to make my own pancakes?
0:10:37 > 0:10:39No, no, just bring your own pan.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Cos we're already out of lemon juice,
0:10:40 > 0:10:42- and we're running low on eggs. - He said two o'clock.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44You know, this happens every year.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46I mean, I don't understand why they don't order more.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Well, don't worry, cos, you know, we provide the pancakes.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50And it's all you can eat afterwards.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Oh, lovely. Can I bring the children?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Yes, of course. Course.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Denise, shall I put you down?
0:10:56 > 0:10:57You know, something ain't right.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00That man is never late.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06TV PLAYS
0:11:08 > 0:11:09Hey.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12What have you done to your face?
0:11:12 > 0:11:13You should see the other guy.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18I didn't see a lorry, I came off my bike.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19A lorry?!
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Yeah, Kathy gave me the afternoon off. Where's Mum?
0:11:21 > 0:11:24She's...she's sleeping. I'm going to get something for your face.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26She won't rest later if she's sleeping now...
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Will you just enjoy the peace and quiet?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- How long...?- Tina, put your feet up for five minutes.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Why don't you take a couple of apples,
0:11:42 > 0:11:44and we'll round the whole thing up to five bucks?
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- Smooth, isn't he?- Very.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Get him to teach Bex how to talk.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50She's gone quiet, the last week.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52That's just teenage girls for you, isn't it?
0:11:52 > 0:11:55I tried talking to her, she just clams up.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56Stacey didn't have any luck either.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57You worry about her too much.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00These exams are important, though, aren't they?
0:12:00 > 0:12:01You want me to try?
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Cos I've done my SATs, and I know what it's like.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07If she's not going to tell her dad, she's hardly going to tell you.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09No, no, no, that's a good idea, that, yeah.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Someone closer to her age.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Yeah, no, I appreciate that, thanks.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14She probably just needs a bit of space.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16If you want me to spend a bit of time with her...
0:12:16 > 0:12:20Yeah. A bit, yeah? No, lovely idea.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Mick, you can't leave that there.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Where am I supposed to leave it?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Do you want that Agnes to know that you've got builders in
0:12:34 > 0:12:35- and the pub's still open?- No.- No.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38So take it round the back and then take it to the tip tomorrow, yeah?
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- Well, do it now. - Yeah, all right. All right.
0:12:48 > 0:12:53Now, pancake race in the Square this afternoon?
0:12:53 > 0:12:57- Oh?- I was thinking, what about you two, bit of sibling rivalry?
0:12:57 > 0:12:58Do you fancy it?
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Well, she doesn't stand a chance, for one, against "Legs" here.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Oh, you're on.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Great. That's £10 each then, please.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- Well, pay the woman, then. - Oh, I see how that is. Yeah.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- Lucked out here, ain't I? - Thank you.- Thank you.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15Bosh.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18SNORING
0:13:20 > 0:13:21Her clock says it's early morning.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Maybe it needs new batteries.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27She's probably waking up thinking it's the middle of the night,
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- no wonder she's still sleeping. - Look, I've got to go to work.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Has she put a blanket up over the curtains?
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Will you stop worrying?
0:13:33 > 0:13:36- If she had to stand on a chair... - I'm going to be late.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43How long does it take to make a phone call?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45He seemed to be able to pick up the phone yesterday.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Yeah, well, maybe something turned up...
0:13:47 > 0:13:49You see, no, this is typical rubbish management, you see,
0:13:49 > 0:13:52what they do, they put the frighteners on people, and then...
0:13:52 > 0:13:54- Ms Fox.- I... I was erm...
0:13:54 > 0:13:57I'm genuinely sorry to have kept you.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58I...
0:13:59 > 0:14:01I'll see you later.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Is there somewhere quiet we could go?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Yeah, yeah.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14MICROPHONE FEEDBACK WHISTLES
0:14:20 > 0:14:24Hey, see my trainers, yeah? See the trainers. Yeah.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- Serious.- Yeah. - Practising my technique.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Better put a pancake in the pan, first.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31- Don't be messing with the Kim today. - Mm-hm.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Cos Kim is on fire!
0:14:34 > 0:14:36THEY LAUGH
0:14:36 > 0:14:38You need a smaller pan. Light and flat.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41No, you need a bigger lip on there, it's better for flipping.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Since when have you been flipping pancakes?
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Here, what's with the daggers?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47He stole my sausage.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49I did not steal your sausage! I paid for the sausage.
0:14:49 > 0:14:50Shoplifter.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52- Oh!- Sausage!
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Shoplifter!
0:14:53 > 0:14:55PHONE BEEPS
0:14:55 > 0:14:56Robbing sausages now.
0:14:56 > 0:15:01Right, so, the rules. Yeah.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02It's not life or death.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04It's a pancake race.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05LAUGHTER
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Lovely. All lovely. Super.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11So that's it?
0:15:11 > 0:15:12Just a courtesy call.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15We like to check up on our staff members' wellbeing.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17- Yeah, course you do.- Ms Fox...
0:15:17 > 0:15:19So no-one's read the Gazette this week?
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Certain articles may have come to our attention, but...
0:15:22 > 0:15:23- Ah, I knew it!- Your sister...
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Ain't got the bottle to tell me to my face, have you?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Hm?
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Little courtesy visit - courtesy!
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Then I get the letter, with what you really think
0:15:32 > 0:15:35and all your legal mumbo jumbo. I ain't stupid...
0:15:36 > 0:15:37What do you mean, my sister?
0:15:37 > 0:15:40I had an interesting discussion with your sister earlier.
0:15:40 > 0:15:41Hold on, what you doing talking to my sister?
0:15:41 > 0:15:44- You ain't got no right! - Maybe you should tell her that,
0:15:44 > 0:15:45the next time she invites herself into my car.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48- You can't go chatting to people... - She told me all about the adoption
0:15:48 > 0:15:50and your ex-husband - all your ex-husbands...
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Oh, you just can't help it, can you?
0:15:52 > 0:15:53You have to stick your little snout in.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt...
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Oh, so, give you a good story, did it?
0:15:57 > 0:15:59So you can go and tell all your mates down at the golf club?
0:15:59 > 0:16:02You want to do it your way? Fine. We'll do it your way.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04- Yeah. Here we go. - You are suspended from your duties
0:16:04 > 0:16:06whilst we carry out a full investigation...
0:16:06 > 0:16:07You can't suspend me!
0:16:07 > 0:16:09- ..into an act of physical violence...- I wasn't even...
0:16:09 > 0:16:11..and published comments of a derogatory nature
0:16:11 > 0:16:12about your place of employment...
0:16:12 > 0:16:14So, what, I can't have an opinion now?
0:16:14 > 0:16:17..contrary to the non-disparagement clause in your signed contract.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19The permanent contract that you were so keen on.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21A clause which, ironically,
0:16:21 > 0:16:23you won't find in the zero-hours contract.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28So, how am I supposed to survive without pay?
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Oh, close family like yours?
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Shouldn't imagine that'll be a problem.
0:16:32 > 0:16:33Good day.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38MICK: 'So it's like basketball rules.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41'No more than a step and a half before you toss that pancake.
0:16:41 > 0:16:46'First two from each heat make it through to the final.'
0:16:47 > 0:16:49- Watch and learn.- Sausage thief. - 'What you've got to do
0:16:49 > 0:16:51'is have a weave up through the cones,
0:16:51 > 0:16:52'right up the end, whip yourself round,
0:16:52 > 0:16:54'have a weave up back, double lively.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- 'While you weave...'- Your dad thinks I should spend time with you.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Why? Because "I'm here"?
0:17:00 > 0:17:01'Got to be in the pan when you cross the line.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04'Don't be leaving it halfway up the road, I'm telling you that now.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07'When I smash these two together,
0:17:07 > 0:17:09'you're going to right have it on your Bromley-by-Bows.'
0:17:09 > 0:17:10LAUGHTER
0:17:10 > 0:17:11'On your marks...'
0:17:11 > 0:17:14- Ian, give me your phone and I'll film it.- Battery's dead.
0:17:14 > 0:17:15'Get set...'
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Mummy to win, yeah?
0:17:17 > 0:17:18No, Daddy. Daddy pays the bills. Daddy!
0:17:18 > 0:17:20HE BANGS GONG
0:17:20 > 0:17:24THEY SHOUT AND CHEER
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Hey, Kim, you're supposed to be tossing.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28It's so fast, you can't see it!
0:17:28 > 0:17:30- Mum! Mum!- I want a selfie.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- What?- She wants a selfie.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Hang on a minute. Quickly, then, come on.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36- Ready. One, two, three! - 'Flip those pancakes.'
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Did you get in, Janet? Did you get in?
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Leave her alone.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Ain't your business no more.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Or you want me to tell Martin why you don't want me near his daughter?
0:17:55 > 0:17:57What on earth do you think you were doing?
0:17:57 > 0:17:59I was trying to help you, innit!
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Yeah, but I've been suspended.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Well, put your feet up.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12First place, there, first place.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15He cheated! I want a replay!
0:18:15 > 0:18:16Kim, it's the first two.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18I knew that. Yeah!
0:18:18 > 0:18:21She's like a completely different person!
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Do you know, I've had it up to here with that head office.
0:18:33 > 0:18:34I don't know how Yolande sticks it.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Well, maybe you could contact her.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Oh, what's the point?
0:18:42 > 0:18:43I'm just a shop girl.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47We're ten a penny, aren't we?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Literally, at their wages.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50HE SIGHS
0:18:50 > 0:18:51Is, um...
0:18:53 > 0:18:54Is this to do with the baby?
0:18:58 > 0:19:00I'll, um...
0:19:00 > 0:19:01I'll get you a rum.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09'Konrad's looking strong in the lead.'
0:19:09 > 0:19:12- Now, if you held a pan more often, Martin...- Oh, yeah, funny, Kath.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14- 'It's a Fowler grudge match.' - Oh, brilliant.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16'Come on, Michelle, show him how it's done. Come on, girl.'
0:19:16 > 0:19:18- It won't toss!- You got the wrong pan!
0:19:18 > 0:19:19- Oh!- Smooth(!)
0:19:19 > 0:19:21'He's dropped his pancake. Kush, pick it up, live-o.'
0:19:21 > 0:19:23- 'His mum's overtaken him.' - Go on, Michelle!
0:19:23 > 0:19:24Come on.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26'Konrad in first place.'
0:19:29 > 0:19:31You were miles behind!
0:19:31 > 0:19:33I'm sorry. I think the lady gets it.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Haven't you got a plane home to catch?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42You know that video?
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Yeah, I put it up online.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46But I went to some cafe, so no-one can trace it.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48You didn't?
0:19:48 > 0:19:49WOLF-WHISTLING PLAYS
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Oh, wow. Look.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53THEY LAUGH
0:19:53 > 0:19:56No. No! Oh!
0:19:58 > 0:20:00- No!- Who's done that?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02WOLF-WHISTLING KEEPS PLAYING
0:20:02 > 0:20:04THEY LAUGH
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Right, I'm just going to get going.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13All right, love.
0:20:35 > 0:20:36'Flip those pancakes.'
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Bex, where are you going? It's not over.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Look, I had to tell Michelle something
0:20:41 > 0:20:43so she wouldn't tell your dad.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45If you knew how I really feel about you...
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Well, I know how everyone at school feels about me.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52Ignore it.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55You're better than all of them.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58'There's your finalists from heat three.'
0:21:00 > 0:21:01Thank you.
0:21:04 > 0:21:05PHONE RINGS
0:21:09 > 0:21:12'Starters on your blocks, please,
0:21:12 > 0:21:14'for the final of Walford's greatest.'
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Trace, can you hold the fort a minute? I've been summoned.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Yeah, OK.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- Ready... Easy, girls... - Come on, Ian!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- Come on, darling.- Come on! - 'Steady...'
0:21:25 > 0:21:28- No-one cheering for you? - Sausage thief!
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Come on, Ian!
0:21:30 > 0:21:38THEY SHOUT AND CHEER
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Two to go, two to go!
0:21:59 > 0:22:00You all right, mate?
0:22:02 > 0:22:03Yes, yes, yes!
0:22:05 > 0:22:08You're just dehydrated, yeah?
0:22:09 > 0:22:10Is he all right?
0:22:10 > 0:22:11He's dehydrated.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13You're dehydrated, Ian.
0:22:13 > 0:22:14Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
0:22:14 > 0:22:17WOOHOO!
0:22:17 > 0:22:18Woo, yeah!
0:22:18 > 0:22:19CHEERING STOPS
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Who's the mummy? Who's the daddy?
0:22:21 > 0:22:22SILENCE
0:22:23 > 0:22:25- Johnny, could you get him some water?- Yeah.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Please give him some space, all right?
0:22:28 > 0:22:30You are dehydrated, Ian, you just need some water.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33I'm all right.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Feeding her brandy?!
0:22:36 > 0:22:37It's just the one.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Yeah? Changing the clock? Putting a blanket on the curtains?
0:22:40 > 0:22:41She's driving me mad!
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Yeah, and I get it all night because she's been sleeping all day!
0:22:44 > 0:22:46I'm so tired, I rode into a lorry today!
0:22:49 > 0:22:51How long?
0:22:51 > 0:22:53How long has it been going on?
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Maybe since New Year.
0:22:56 > 0:22:57She's our mum!
0:22:57 > 0:22:59I can't cope. Is that what you want me to say?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01I want you to say sorry!
0:23:01 > 0:23:03I thought I could do this, but I can't.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05It never ends, Tina.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Day after day after day...
0:23:09 > 0:23:10Why didn't you say?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Because you're so good at it.
0:23:13 > 0:23:14I'm not.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16You know what to say, what to do.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18No, I don't. I'm making it all up.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20No-one tells you what to do with a mum who...
0:23:20 > 0:23:22who can't remember your name half the time.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Sonia said this would happen.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Yeah, well, Sonia said a lot of things.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30That we wouldn't be able to manage.
0:23:30 > 0:23:31No, we are managing.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34But I'm feeding her brandy and you nearly go kill yourself!
0:23:34 > 0:23:35I'm just having a bad day.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37- Are we having breakfast? - Yeah, in a minute!
0:23:39 > 0:23:40Stan said he'd leave some kippers.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42- Stan's dead!- Shirley!
0:23:42 > 0:23:43I like a nice kipper.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Just - sit down, all right?
0:23:45 > 0:23:47# Kipper in the morning. #
0:23:47 > 0:23:48Sit down.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50SHE SIGHS
0:23:54 > 0:23:56I think we should think again about putting her into a home.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58She has a home.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00People that can give her what she needs.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01She's our responsibility!
0:24:01 > 0:24:03- No, she isn't.- She's our mum!
0:24:03 > 0:24:04Yeah.
0:24:04 > 0:24:05And right now, she needs more.
0:24:07 > 0:24:08If you can't deal with this...
0:24:10 > 0:24:11It ain't about me.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Are we having breakfast?
0:24:16 > 0:24:19She belongs here, with us.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21So you had better step up.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28There you go, all you can eat pancakes.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29When they're gone, they're gone.
0:24:31 > 0:24:32You little mug, come on!
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Get upstairs.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Keep your eye on the goal, Pearl.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Kim, the man collapsed!
0:24:38 > 0:24:39Always keep your eye on the goal.
0:24:41 > 0:24:42Did you see her?
0:24:43 > 0:24:46She couldn't even stay and watch me win.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Couldn't cheer on her sister.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50She could lose her job.
0:24:50 > 0:24:51Is that my fault?
0:24:51 > 0:24:53- No, it isn't, Vincent. - No, yeah, all right, but what I'm...
0:24:53 > 0:24:55I spent a day trying really hard
0:24:55 > 0:24:56to make sure that she could keep that job.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58- A day, yeah?- A day.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Look, not training, like I should have been,
0:25:00 > 0:25:03but swallowing my pride and persuading the people in power
0:25:03 > 0:25:05that there might be some kind of exterminating circumstances
0:25:05 > 0:25:08why she mouthed off. And do I get a thanks?
0:25:08 > 0:25:10- It's extenuating.- No.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13I get interrupted in an event that is very important to me.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15- A pancake race? - In front of my nearest and dearest.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17You need to go talk to her.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Does Usain Bolt, does he get that?
0:25:19 > 0:25:22No. Does Mo Farah get that? No.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Does the ginger one who does the long jump, does he get that?
0:25:24 > 0:25:25No. But I get that.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29You...need...to go talk...to her.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31- I...WILL.- Good.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32I know I am.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38I just don't want my bubbles to go flat.
0:25:41 > 0:25:42Thank you.
0:25:44 > 0:25:45It's just water.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48You...you could have won that race.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50I mean, you should have won that race.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Some things in life are more important.
0:25:55 > 0:25:59If...if I did forget to pay for that sausage, then...
0:25:59 > 0:26:00I'm sorry.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Look, I think we should get to A&E.
0:26:04 > 0:26:05Mum, I just went dizzy.
0:26:07 > 0:26:08Jane, what are you doing?
0:26:08 > 0:26:09I'm ringing the surgery.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Make you an appointment to get those results.
0:26:11 > 0:26:12If... If it was serious...
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Find out what's really going on.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22- There you go.- Cheers, darling. - Thank you.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25See? I told you we can do this.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28I've got some ideas for drinks promotions.
0:26:28 > 0:26:29Every penny, yeah?
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Oh, and Johnny's going to do his quiz night thing on the regular.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33- Yeah, every week.- Oh, yeah?
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Come here, you. You're beautiful.
0:26:35 > 0:26:36I've got a customer!
0:26:38 > 0:26:39You ain't going to prison.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40Thank you.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43Customer.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44Oh, yes.