0:00:27 > 0:00:28What would I do with Louie?
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Well, we can take him with us.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32I don't suppose the meeting will last longer than an hour or two
0:00:32 > 0:00:35and it's only the community centre, so if he kicks off,
0:00:35 > 0:00:36you can always bring him home.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Hey. That's not the new one, is it? Let's have a look.
0:00:39 > 0:00:44Hands off. I'm just still sorting out all the settings and that.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45Worth losing your phone, isn't it?
0:00:45 > 0:00:47If you're going to get a free upgrade.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48Pleased to see you too, Steven.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Oh, sorry, Jane. You all right?
0:00:50 > 0:00:51Why aren't you at work?
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Well, Dad's letting the new guy run the kitchen -
0:00:54 > 0:00:56so we have the night off.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57So you can come too.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00There's a meeting at the community centre.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Council cutbacks and what we can do about them.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04It's not my idea of a night out, either,
0:01:04 > 0:01:07but Denise has gone to a lot of trouble. It's the least we can do.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Right yeah, it's just, Dad kind of has something planned.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- DOOR OPENS - Evening.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Look what I got - The International Finance Strategy Game.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20I thought we could have an old-fashioned evening of family fun.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21I'll just get my suit off.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Do we have to?
0:01:27 > 0:01:29I'm not going to tell him.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31- You'd rather go to that meeting? - I'd rather go out.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36I know they were helpful after the crash,
0:01:36 > 0:01:39but sometimes the council can be useless.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41I phoned them and I said...
0:01:41 > 0:01:43"Last week our bins were collected on Saturday.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45"They should have been collected on Friday."
0:01:45 > 0:01:47"Oh, dear," she said, "did you not get the e-mail?"
0:01:47 > 0:01:49"No, I did not get the e-mail," I said.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Not all of us check our computer every 15 minutes.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55And then I said, "What about people who aren't online?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57"How are they supposed to know? Carrier pigeon?
0:01:57 > 0:02:01"Telepathy?" And that, apparently, is abuse. "I'm sorry," I said.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05"I didn't realise that sarcasm was abuse." And then she hung up.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08You see this meeting, it is so important.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11It's time we started fighting them back.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Perhaps they didn't get the e-mail.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17You see, that's the whole point.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20I had 100 of them leaflets photocopied and I gave them
0:02:20 > 0:02:22to that American boy to deliver.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24What American boy?
0:02:24 > 0:02:27You know, the one that's staying with Michelle.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Oh, dear.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Kush, did you get one of those leaflets about tonight
0:02:33 > 0:02:37- pushed through your door? - Don't think so.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39What about you?
0:02:39 > 0:02:44Would this be the same American boy who was brought home by the police?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Dennis, it's seven o'clock. It's not on.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Call me the minute you get this.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Dennis?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55I wonder if he'll embarrass the life out of me
0:02:55 > 0:02:57and be brought back by the cops too?
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Look, about that...
0:02:58 > 0:03:01I don't want to hear any more excuses, Preston - I'm sick of them.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04OK, well, you do believe I was not with Bex?
0:03:04 > 0:03:06If it'll shut you up, I'll believe anything.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Give me a kiss.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12I don't want to give you a kiss.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13I think you will when I tell you
0:03:13 > 0:03:16what I've got planned for us tonight.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Go on.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21I feel really bad about what happened.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24So I want to make it up to you.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Oh, yeah.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28I'm taking you out to eat.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30I've got a table booked for 7.45.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32So, go get dolled up, baby.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Hang on...
0:03:33 > 0:03:36I know what you're thinking. "We'll be seen." So what?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38People go out together all the time.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40But we can't afford it.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44Yes, we can. I got a money transfer through. So, we're rich!
0:03:44 > 0:03:46It's my way of saying sorry.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47- DOOR OPENS - Please?
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Is that you, Dennis?
0:03:57 > 0:03:58Dennis?
0:03:58 > 0:04:00It's like I said - he's playing you.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03So, be nice - it'll confuse him. Trust me.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11- Hey, Denny boy. School OK? - I guess.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- Have you been eating fish and chips? - So?
0:04:14 > 0:04:18So nothing. Just saves you from having to cook, right?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20- See you, then. - See you, kiddo.
0:04:22 > 0:04:27That fooled him. So are you going to get changed?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29I can't just leave him here on his own.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Louise can babysit.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32It's her drama club auditions tonight.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34And how long is that going to be?
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Come on - what's the worst that can happen?
0:04:37 > 0:04:41- There you go, my little darling. - Thank you.- Enjoy.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43What's the matter?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Wish you were out having it large with Lauren again?
0:04:46 > 0:04:49What? All that build-up and you didn't have a good night?
0:04:49 > 0:04:52No, it's just, sometimes it don't click, do it, you know?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54- Not the end of the world. - No.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55MESSAGE ALERT SOUNDS
0:04:57 > 0:04:59That's weird.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Why? Who's it from?
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Well, it doesn't say. Just says "Help!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05"Dying of boredom. Rescue me!"
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Who'd send you something like that?
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Yes! And that is Buy Out!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Lauren, Lauren, Ian's talking to you.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20Sorry? What?
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Dad's just landed on your hedge fund.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24And, I am going to play my leverage card,
0:05:24 > 0:05:27which means I can buy all your stocks and derivatives
0:05:27 > 0:05:30for half price, which is a nice, round, cool, two billion.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- Thank you very much. - What?- There you go.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35That's all right, it's not that bad.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37You throw a two or a six next go,
0:05:37 > 0:05:38you can land on Jane's property portfolio.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40I mean, that's a great development opportunity.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43I mean, kick out all the tenants, you're quids in. Thank you.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45- PHONE VIBRATES - Your go.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Hello?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Do you know, I thought it would be you.
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Have you got a new phone already?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Oh you're kidding me?
0:05:53 > 0:05:55I'm so sorry.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- When did this happen? - What are you talking about?
0:05:57 > 0:06:00The thing is, I'm sort of in the middle of something here.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01Where are you?
0:06:01 > 0:06:02I'm at the pub.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Don't be ridiculous, all right? You come first.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07I'll be straight round, yeah?
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- Who was that?- Whitney - she's in a bit of a crisis.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16I'm going to have to go round there.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18I've just landed on your hedge fund!
0:06:18 > 0:06:19She's my best mate.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Of course you've got to go, Lauren.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23How long are you going to be?
0:06:23 > 0:06:24I'll let you know.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28We're going to have to start all over again.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32I thought it started at seven.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34No, no, it's fine.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36No, no, Carmel, don't worry about it, it's not your fault, is it?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38See ya.
0:06:38 > 0:06:43Honey, did you get a leaflet through your door today about the meeting?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Well, neither did Carmel.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49And now Craig the cat's got diarrhoea, she's not coming either.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51What leaflet was that?
0:06:51 > 0:06:52You explain.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54I'm going to go have a word with that young man.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58And if I'm not back in ten minutes, I'll be up on a murder charge.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03What's so bad about a board game, anyway?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Ian Beale channelling his inner Donald Trump -
0:07:05 > 0:07:08do I need to say any more than that?
0:07:08 > 0:07:09What time are you off later?
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Why?
0:07:12 > 0:07:13Thought we could go out.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Lauren, you've already got a bloke.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20This is where you tell me how lucky I am again, is it?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Well, yeah.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25If you don't want to think about yourself, then think about Louie.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29You know, you're risking everything here.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30What's the matter?
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Look, I'll have to clear it with Mick,
0:07:35 > 0:07:37but take yourself upstairs, put the kettle on.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39I'll join you in a bit, OK?
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Louise's phone is switched off.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- So?- Oh, come on, Preston.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00I was left home alone when I was his age and guess what?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02No burglars broke in, no nothing.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04I don't trust him.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06How long's she going to be?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09An hour? What's the worst he can do?
0:08:09 > 0:08:11I'm responsible for him.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13We'll be back before his bedtime.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Please?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Or is this your way of punishing me, still?
0:08:19 > 0:08:20KNOCKING
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Who's this?
0:08:23 > 0:08:28- All right, all right, I'm coming. - KNOCKING CONTINUES
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- Is he here?- Is who here? - That Preston!
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- Is there a problem?- Because he was supposed to have been delivering...
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- Oh lovely, there... Wow. - What's going on?
0:08:36 > 0:08:39You were supposed to have been delivering these!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Sure. And I will. In the morning.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43But the meeting is tonight, you doughnut!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45No need to talk to him like that.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Can you actually read? Here, look.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51I thought when it said "tonight" it meant tomorrow night.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Are you terminally thick or what?
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Excuse me. He's said he's sorry.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58There's no need for language like that.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Do you know how many people turned up tonight?
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Four. Four - including me.
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Have your money back. Jeez.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Wow - do you think that that is going to sort it?
0:09:08 > 0:09:13Do you have any idea how much it costs to hire that community centre?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15To have these leaflets printed?
0:09:15 > 0:09:16And you think, "I'll give her a tenner back,
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- "that'll sort it, won't it?" - All right, you've made your point.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21I don't know how things work over in America, love,
0:09:21 > 0:09:24but over here, when we say we're going to do something, we do it.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26I think you should go, yeah?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Oh, and I heard about him being dragged here by the police.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31You want to sort him out, love.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35Gobby cow. If it was tonight she should've made that clear.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37So you're not mad at me?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39No. No, I'm mad at her.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Does that mean you're saying yes to the restaurant?
0:09:41 > 0:09:42I never said that.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Please?
0:09:45 > 0:09:47As long as we're back here by half nine.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51I love you.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57So how come you got a new phone, then?
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Claimed on the insurance. Biked over at lunchtime.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02- How's that for service? - Lucky you.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Now all I need is a new purple phone case
0:10:05 > 0:10:08and it'll be like I never lost it.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Who says things don't make you happy?
0:10:11 > 0:10:15You're not happy though, are you?
0:10:15 > 0:10:16Do we have to go there?
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- I thought you wanted to talk. - No. Not about that.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Well, what else is it, then?
0:10:24 > 0:10:25Well...
0:10:25 > 0:10:29if I'm so lucky, how come Steven is over there playing board games
0:10:29 > 0:10:32with Ian, instead of spending time with me?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34So it's all Steven's fault now, yeah?
0:10:34 > 0:10:36I am bored, Whitney. I am so bored I could scream.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39OK, but an affair is not going to solve that, is it?
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Who said anything about an affair?
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Oh, come on! Lauren, it's a temporary fix and you know it.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47All right, and say you did get away with it, yeah, so what?
0:10:47 > 0:10:50It's still not going to solve nothing, is it?
0:10:50 > 0:10:53What if I don't want to get away with it?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Have you phoned him?
0:10:55 > 0:10:56- Who? - Josh.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58- No. - Promise?
0:10:58 > 0:10:59Promise.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01And promise me you won't.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04You know who you're starting to turn into, don't you?
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Your dad.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09I'm so sorry to interrupt. We've got an hen do downstairs.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12- Any chance you could...? - Yeah...yeah.- Ta, babe.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Great, now you're abandoning me and all.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Lauren, I just think you need to grow up.
0:11:22 > 0:11:27We were just about to wrap up. Did he have an explanation?
0:11:27 > 0:11:31When we said tonight, he thought it meant tomorrow night.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32Div.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Well, it's not all bad.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38We came up with some rather good suggestions in your absence. Honey?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Well, we thought about on Easter Monday,
0:11:40 > 0:11:42having like a Fayre On The Square.
0:11:42 > 0:11:43A what?
0:11:43 > 0:11:47You know - stalls, you know, rides, bring-and-buy...
0:11:47 > 0:11:49What, like, to raise money?
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Not exactly, no. To raise awareness.
0:11:52 > 0:11:53Get people involved.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55We're going to have to charge something, aren't we, surely?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Otherwise how are we going to pay for it all?
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Yeah, well, that's where your idea comes in.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03Yeah, well, you suggested a sponsored bike ride, didn't you?
0:12:03 > 0:12:05I hope you ain't looking at me for that.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07No not real bikes - exercise bikes.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Teams of people taking it in turns.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Lands End to Walford - something like that.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14It's nearly 300 miles. Penny a mile? Soon add up.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17That's a bouncy castle and what not paid for, surely?
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Yeah. Well, I liked your idea best.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23- What's that?- No, no, it's silly. - Go on, tell her. Tell her.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27Oh, I just thought we could have somebody sitting in the stocks
0:12:27 > 0:12:29and throw wet sponges at them, that's all.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31I love it.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34We are going to have to charge for that one, though, surely,
0:12:34 > 0:12:36otherwise people are never going to let up, are they?
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Well, a token payment. 20 pence or something.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Yeah, it's just, who's going to be mug enough to volunteer, ain't it?
0:12:42 > 0:12:46Well, I say Derek should do it, considering it was his idea.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47Come on...
0:12:47 > 0:12:49You can't back out now...
0:12:49 > 0:12:52All those in favour of Derek going in the stocks, put your hands up.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54I think I've got a better idea.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58- All right.- We should have Kush in the stocks....
0:12:59 > 0:13:00Yeah?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Only, to make it more interesting,
0:13:02 > 0:13:04he should be wearing nothing but a pair of swimming trunks.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- Yeah, well, I will definitely vote for that.- So would I.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold your horses. OK, OK, right.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15I will go in the stocks.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18And I will wear nothing but a pair of swimming trunks.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21And I will submit myself to the wet sponges, OK?
0:13:21 > 0:13:24But on one condition....
0:13:26 > 0:13:29That Denise does it as well. Only she's wearing a bikini.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Well, there's not a chance of that.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Cos you know, I ain't got a bikini.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37I will buy you a bikini, all right? Come on - fair's fair.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39If it's good enough for me, it's good enough for you.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Right, all those in favour?
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Sorry!
0:13:44 > 0:13:46I think this should go down in the minutes as
0:13:46 > 0:13:47"for further consideration"
0:13:47 > 0:13:52And we should move on now to Any Other Business.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Louise should be back sometime in the next hour, OK?
0:13:58 > 0:13:59Where are you going, anyway?
0:13:59 > 0:14:02I've already said. Walford Community College open evening.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Back by half nine at the very latest.
0:14:04 > 0:14:08So I want you in your jim jams and ready for bed by then.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10- OK.- Yeah, OK.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Cos I'm trusting you here, Dennis. Don't let me down.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Course he's not going to let you down, are you, Dennis?
0:14:16 > 0:14:19You've got my number. Call me if you've got any problems.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21- We need to go. - See you later.- See ya.
0:14:21 > 0:14:22See ya, kiddo.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49- Here... - Not in public.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53I want to hold hands with my girl - I want to show you
0:14:53 > 0:14:56that I'm proud of you - what's wrong with that?
0:14:56 > 0:14:57You know very well.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Yeah, that's right - look away! Pretend like nothing happened.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Remind me never to get on the wrong side of you.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- I'll tell you how you avoid that. - Oh, yeah?
0:15:14 > 0:15:16No more talk of me in bikinis.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Without a bikini, then.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Oi, you two. What can I get you?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Vodka-tonic, please.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24What makes you think it would be an affair, anyway?
0:15:24 > 0:15:27I mean, can't I just make new friends with someone that
0:15:27 > 0:15:29just happens to be a bloke?
0:15:29 > 0:15:32You might be able to fool yourself, but you ain't fooling me.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Still no luck, then?
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Not unless you count students.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38And we don't want any of them, do we?
0:15:39 > 0:15:43Oi, Lauren, you ain't got any mates looking for a room, have you?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Fit geezers preferably.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46Sorry?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Me, and Jay and are looking for some flatmates who know how to party.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Yeah, but they're not having much luck.
0:15:51 > 0:15:52I know how to party.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54- SNIGGERS - Are you serious?
0:15:54 > 0:15:55No, she ain't serious.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58She's got a baby at home and she's spoken for. Leave her alone.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04So, Kush, what am I going to do for a living?
0:16:04 > 0:16:06That's easy. Swimwear model.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08You are cruising, you are.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Why can't you just take a compliment?
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Because the person that's giving them has got ulterior motives.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15There's nothing ulterior about it.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- Fancy the pants off you - and I always have done.- Yeah?
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Well my pants are staying very firmly on, thanks all the same.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24OK. What have you gone and done now?
0:16:24 > 0:16:26What?
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Turned yourself into a challenge.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37By the way, the special today is fried chicken
0:16:37 > 0:16:38with lime salt and Tabasco honey.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Just the burger and the salad for me.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42I'll go and get your drinks.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48I know it's corny, but I thought it'd remind you of home.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53- Stop thinking about Dennis... - I wasn't.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56And concentrate on us instead.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58This is what people do.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02They go out to eat, they get a little bit drunk...
0:17:04 > 0:17:06- ..they play footsie. - Stop it!
0:17:06 > 0:17:11They get all touchy/feely in the cab going home and when they do...
0:17:11 > 0:17:15- Dennis and Louise will be there.- So?- Shh...
0:17:15 > 0:17:17One soda for the young man...
0:17:17 > 0:17:19And one Margarita for Mom.
0:17:19 > 0:17:20Enjoy.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30GUNFIRE ON SCREEN
0:17:32 > 0:17:33Yes!
0:18:10 > 0:18:11There you go.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Thank you.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15No problem, guys.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Who cares what she thinks? I love you - that's what matters.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24What are you doing?
0:18:24 > 0:18:26I thought I heard my phone.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Look, call him. If it's going to make you feel better.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38PHONE RINGS
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- Yeah? - Are you all right?
0:18:46 > 0:18:47What did you want?
0:18:47 > 0:18:50- Is Louise back? - No, not yet. Why?
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Just checking to see you're all right.
0:18:52 > 0:18:53Why wouldn't I be?
0:18:53 > 0:18:55What have you been doing?
0:18:55 > 0:18:58- My homework. - Now I really am suspicious.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Just let him be.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01What have you been up to?
0:19:01 > 0:19:03I thought you were going to trust me!
0:19:05 > 0:19:07- He's just hung up on me! - Don't phone him back.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09No, I have to..
0:19:09 > 0:19:10I thought tonight was about us.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12No, that's what YOU said.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Preston! Don't be so immature.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Maybe I AM immature.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20See you around, Mom...
0:19:26 > 0:19:28All right - let's just say for argument's sake -
0:19:28 > 0:19:31I DID have an affair.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33No, I'm not having this conversation with you.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35No, I'm just being hypothetical.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37No, you ain't. Don't you remember what happened with Jake?
0:19:37 > 0:19:40That was different. Why are you getting so steamed up for?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Why does everyone? It's only sex.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Only sex?
0:19:43 > 0:19:45- Yeah.- Oh, come on.
0:19:45 > 0:19:50Why is it any different to any other bodily function? Like eating?
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Or going to the toilet?
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- Or blowing your nose? - Lauren, it's completely different.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Yeah, I know, but why? That's what I'm asking.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59Where's this going?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01I'm just making conversation.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04No, you ain't. You're trying to ask my permission, ain't you.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06- Eh? - I can read you like a book.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09You know what,
0:20:09 > 0:20:15I dunno why I bother - Ian's board game was more fun than this.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19It's ridiculous. I can't believe this is still here.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22I mean these go for a couple of hundred shots, these do.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Now if I wasn't a decent fella, I'd nick it and I'd sell it and I'd
0:20:24 > 0:20:28earn some readies - it ain't like we couldn't do the with money, is it?
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Yes, mate?
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Right, we should be heading home.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Why? It's not like you've got to get up early for work, is it?
0:20:35 > 0:20:37No, but you have. So, come on. Chop chop.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Bit of vodka back at my flat.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41Nice try.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44I'm just talking about a drink.
0:20:44 > 0:20:45Liar.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Right, let me walk you home then, come on.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Kush. Kush, I am a grown-up.
0:20:53 > 0:20:54Yeah, I know.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04Go on, then. Read it out.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09"Corporation Tax.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12"Pay the exchequer 20% of last year's gross profit."
0:21:12 > 0:21:18- About time.- But what you're both forgetting, is on my last go,
0:21:18 > 0:21:21I moved all my taxable income to the Virgin Islands.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23So you can both forget it.
0:21:23 > 0:21:24Oh for goodness' sake.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28- Roll the dice, your go.- Do we have to? You're clearly going to win.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30We don't know that for sure, do we? Come on, roll the dice.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32He just wants to make us suffer.
0:21:32 > 0:21:33DOOR SLAMS
0:21:33 > 0:21:35You all right?
0:21:35 > 0:21:37You still at it, then?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Yeah - and we've had a brilliant time.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41- Well, you have. - So, what was up with Whitney?
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Oh, yeah, it's all sorted.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Louie all right?
0:21:46 > 0:21:47Yeah, not a peep.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51I think I might just go up and have a bath.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Are you all right, Lauren?
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Yeah. You carry on with your board game.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02- Should I go after her? - Why?
0:22:03 > 0:22:07She's just been a bit funny the last couple of days.
0:22:07 > 0:22:12It's probably just hormones. Come on, your go, roll the dice.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13Yes!
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Are you not going to invite me in then?
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Well, Patrick's in there watching telly.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Come back to mine, then.
0:22:27 > 0:22:33Come on, it's not like I'm going to jump you, is it?
0:22:33 > 0:22:37Yeah, well, it's not really you I'm worried about.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42I don't get it.
0:22:42 > 0:22:47So if you want to and I want to,
0:22:47 > 0:22:49so what is the problem?
0:22:51 > 0:22:55You know... Life - it's complicated enough.
0:22:58 > 0:23:02You've given me hope now, though.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10I'll see you later.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34CHATTER IN DISTANCE
0:23:38 > 0:23:40How long you been back?
0:23:40 > 0:23:43I dunno. About ten minutes?
0:23:43 > 0:23:45I'm sorry about before.
0:23:45 > 0:23:46Yes!
0:23:46 > 0:23:47Switch it off.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49When we've finished this battle.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50Don't argue with me.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52In a minute. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54We've lost everything now, you idiot!
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Do not call me an idiot.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Where did you get this game?
0:24:00 > 0:24:01I borrowed it.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Don't lie to me.
0:24:03 > 0:24:04What's this?
0:24:05 > 0:24:08- Where did you get it? - Give the kid a break, will you?
0:24:08 > 0:24:10I'll deal with you in a minute. First things first.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12- Where did you get the game? - I saved up for it.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14So how come when it came to paying for the meal in the
0:24:14 > 0:24:16restaurant just now, my card was refused?
0:24:16 > 0:24:17Don't look at me.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19I had over 50 quid in that account the other day,
0:24:19 > 0:24:21now it's empty.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Someone's been using my card. I think it was you. Well?
0:24:23 > 0:24:25We was having fun till you came back.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Dennis.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Dennis, come back here!
0:24:30 > 0:24:32So how DID you pay for the bill?
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Put it on the credit card. Which is almost maxed out as it is.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36So what's the problem?
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Are you serious?
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Just take it out of his allowance or something. It's not a big deal.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43You know what he's been up to, don't you?
0:24:43 > 0:24:45He's been blackmailing me!
0:24:45 > 0:24:47- About what? - What do you think?
0:24:49 > 0:24:50He knows about us?
0:24:50 > 0:24:51Yes!
0:24:51 > 0:24:53I'm not ashamed, Michelle.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57You really have no idea, do you?
0:24:59 > 0:25:01That's your thing, Michelle, not mine.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Oh...
0:25:03 > 0:25:06just go away.
0:25:06 > 0:25:07Why are you mad at me for?
0:25:07 > 0:25:10You just abandoned me in the middle of the meal!
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Cos you were being a pain in the butt.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15You spoiled tonight, not me.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20- What?- You're just a kid, really, aren't you?
0:25:23 > 0:25:25If I'm just a kid,
0:25:25 > 0:25:28you're just a moaning old woman.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Preston! Preston!
0:25:48 > 0:25:50- Whitney?- Just a sec.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57Listen to me. I need you to look up flights to Sofia, OK?
0:25:57 > 0:25:59- Johnny, what are you doing? - What, what, why?
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Just do it, OK? I need you to look up Sofia, it's in Bulgaria.
0:26:02 > 0:26:03- I need you to do it now.- Why?
0:26:03 > 0:26:06- Dad, I want to come too.- Can you tell me what's going on, please?
0:26:06 > 0:26:07You're not coming, you've got exams.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Tamwar just called - Nancy's been hit by a car in Bulgaria.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11What? Is she all right?
0:26:11 > 0:26:14She's in hospital. I don't know.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17I don't want the cheapest flight, I want the earliest flight.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19- Can we afford this, Dad? - No, of course we can't.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Now this is Ollie's account details.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22There's 1,500 quid in there.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24I want you to put it all into my account.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27I want you to do it now, OK?
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Yep.
0:26:29 > 0:26:33- I've found a flight, OK? 7.30 in the morning.- Book it.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36I'm going to ask you one last time.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Did you or did you not use my card to buy that game?
0:26:41 > 0:26:44Do you want me to go online now and check my statements?
0:26:44 > 0:26:45Do what you want.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47That's your idea of a confession, is it?
0:26:47 > 0:26:49What's your mum going to say when I tell her?
0:26:49 > 0:26:52- You tell her about me and I'll tell her about you.- You know what?
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Go ahead.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56We've been warned about people like you at school.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57What do you mean, "people like me"?
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Paedophiles. Cos you are, aren't you?
0:27:02 > 0:27:06You come back here right now, you little brat!
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Michelle?