0:00:41 > 0:00:43- Denny, I want you to hoover round the place later.- What?
0:00:43 > 0:00:46- And, Louise, you can clean the bathroom.- I'm meeting a friend.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Meet who you like when you've done your jobs.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50You know what? This is like Christmas all over again.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Why? Cos I want to make things nice?
0:00:53 > 0:00:56It's called the Easter holidays for a reason, Sharon.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07What?
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Nothing.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09No, what, Michelle?
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Just imagining what would've happened
0:01:12 > 0:01:14if I'd spoke to my mum like that.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Well, I was there, remember?
0:01:16 > 0:01:17You held your own.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23The other day...
0:01:25 > 0:01:27I'm sorry.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29I was a right cow.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Yeah, you were.
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Moo.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Oh, Michelle.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45PHONE RINGS
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Still no answer.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Don't stress, she's probably in the shower.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03She's 40 minutes late for work, Stace.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Tina's still off and Kathy's rushed off her feet.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Well, maybe she's overslept.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09She's a teenage girl, you know what they're like.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- Do I?- Well, yeah, you grew up with one, didn't you?
0:02:12 > 0:02:16Yeah, but she was well busy with her own life when I came along.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- Martin, she's still your sister. - Why are you defending her?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20I'm not. But, you know, family's precious.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22And you think I don't know that?
0:02:23 > 0:02:24Sorry.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29It's just, it's Mark's anniversary today.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Martin, I forgot.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33- No, it's all right.- I'm so sorry.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36As far as I'm concerned, she's as dead as he is.
0:02:37 > 0:02:38I'm not sleeping too well.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Thought I'd take a walk,
0:02:42 > 0:02:44visit Mark.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48Listen, anniversaries throw up all sorts of feelings.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50It's understandable you're feeling low.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53It's not just about Mark, though, is it? It's about me.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Making a fool of myself, over and over again.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05I tried to call Preston.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Please don't look at me like that. You and me, we'd argued.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10I was drunk. I felt desperate.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12And?
0:03:12 > 0:03:14- His mum answered.- Oh...
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Oh, I know.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18I know, I've got her words on a loop in my head.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22You know, even after all these years,
0:03:22 > 0:03:24sometimes I really do not understand you.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- Why?- I dunno.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30S'pose I just wanted to tell him how sorry I was,
0:03:30 > 0:03:32see if he'd forgive me.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34There's no future for you there. You know that.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Well, there's not much of a future for me here either, is there?
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Take you out of the equation and what have I got?
0:03:41 > 0:03:44A brother who hates me and a Square full of ghosts.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51I was just coming to find you.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Do you have you any idea what time it is?
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Bex, you're an hour late for work.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Yes, and talking to you is only going to make me later.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08What's happened to your leg?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Dance injury. Extreme salsa.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14You sure you want us tonight then?
0:04:14 > 0:04:15You trying to back out?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17No, course not. I'm just saying if you're injured...
0:04:17 > 0:04:20We'll see you at seven.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Food style, Michelin star. Dress code, debonair.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26I thought tonight was casual.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Casual? That's just another way of saying I don't care.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32But what do I know? Maybe you don't.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Look, before you start, I know I was late, all right.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40I've already apologised to Kathy.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Oh, no, it ain't that. I just wondered if you were still going to the cinema tonight with your mates.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- I'm not sure.- Why not? It'd be fun, wouldn't it?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49What's it to you if I do or I don't?
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Don't matter to me. Go, don't go.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55If you want the house to yourself so you can run round naked with Dad or whatever...
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Excuse me! I never said that.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59All right. Sorry.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01It's just I want to have a quiet word with your dad.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04But if you can't make tonight then that's fine.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Look, it's fine. I'll go out.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08All right. Here you are.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Go and buy some popcorn on me.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Thanks, Mum.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20Thanks.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Erm, we'll pay you later.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Oh, yeah, right.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26The police been round to see you yet?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29- Er, no, not yet. No.- What?
0:05:29 > 0:05:33Two fellas assault you in your own home and they don't show?
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- Give me that copper's number, I'm going to give them a piece of my mind...- It's fine, Mum.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38It's all in hand, I promise.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45You all right?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Well, first of all I get scammed by two girls,
0:05:47 > 0:05:50now your mum's trying to sort out a copper for me.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52It's hardly a confidence booster, is it?
0:05:57 > 0:05:58It's a good price.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Must be using frozen.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03No, they're buying fresh from Billingsgate.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06- Have they spoke to you about potato varieties?- They never stop.
0:06:06 > 0:06:07You should go inside,
0:06:07 > 0:06:10I'm sure Tina and Whitney would love to talk to you about it.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Unfortunately, I've got the books to do.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Martin.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25I'm working.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26I can see that.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33I think we need to talk, don't you?
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Both got to live here.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42I'm sorry, OK. I am so sorry. I don't know what else I can say.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47I've made a huge mistake, and I know you're embarrassed
0:06:47 > 0:06:48and ashamed and angry.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54How am I meant to make it up to you if you won't even look at me?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Why do you even want to make it up?
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- Because you're my brother. - What, and you care so much?- I do.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05So what day is it today then, 'chelle? Tell me that.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09- Mark.- Now you remember? - What, you think I forgot?
0:07:09 > 0:07:13- Of course you forgot. Cos it's not about you and your pathetic problems.- Martin, please...
0:07:13 > 0:07:16And now you're going to scrabble around pretending like you didn't.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18You really think that little of me?
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Bex? Customer.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- What do you want?- Quick word.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- I've got nothing to say to you. - Please.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40I know you're angry and you've got good reason to be,
0:07:40 > 0:07:42but I came here to warn you.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44It's about tonight.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Do you think I'm really going to go to the cinema with you
0:07:46 > 0:07:48after what you did?
0:07:48 > 0:07:50You're angry, I get it.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- I'm sorry, I shouldn't've come. - Wait, wait.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57What about tonight?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Alex booked some seats behind you.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06She was going to wait for the film to start, then cut your hair.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11- Why are you telling me this? - Cos they're taking it too far.
0:08:11 > 0:08:12I said that to them last night.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Alex freaked, so now I'm out.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18But I don't care.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Look, I know what we done to you was wrong,
0:08:22 > 0:08:24but I guess I was just scared of her.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27But I'm not scared any more.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Look, Bex, I just want you to know that I'm sorry, OK.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43For a beginner, can I recommend the Maris Piper potato. Very forgiving.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44Great. Thanks.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47How you doing your batter?
0:08:47 > 0:08:51- With a whisk.- Have you thought about a beer batter, maybe?
0:08:53 > 0:08:57I swear, any more chip-tips, and I will batter him...
0:08:57 > 0:08:59I just said... I just said you still want us to come,
0:08:59 > 0:09:02and she's giving me evils like I'm trying to back out.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Why would I want to back out? - No, you wouldn't. You wouldn't.
0:09:05 > 0:09:10At least if this was a normal meal and this was a normal woman.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11I know, right?
0:09:11 > 0:09:16She's going on about all posh food, wanting us to get all dressed up.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17Is there something I don't know here?
0:09:17 > 0:09:20When it comes to Kim, there usually is.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Do you know what I think?
0:09:22 > 0:09:25I think that she's trying to throw us off balance,
0:09:25 > 0:09:29and when I say us, what I actually mean is you.
0:09:29 > 0:09:30- Me?- Yeah.
0:09:30 > 0:09:37Look, all that stuff with our mum - her mum - and the baby,
0:09:37 > 0:09:38it really messed Kim up,
0:09:38 > 0:09:44and I think she's sort of being kind of overprotective towards me.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47I think it's just going to be some sort of trial by fire,
0:09:47 > 0:09:48see if you're up to the job.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- What job? - Of being my boyfriend.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Yeah.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57Michelle!
0:09:59 > 0:10:02You can walk past me, you know, I ain't going to bite.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04I was just heading back.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06You all right?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10We are allowed to talk, you know.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Course, but...
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Look, I know that we're meant to be all daggers-drawn at the
0:10:14 > 0:10:17minute but, to be honest with you...
0:10:19 > 0:10:20..I'm not really feeling it.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Jane's got me planting these for the fayre next week.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27I'm really behind, I could do with a hand.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Me and you, we make good gardening buddies, don't we?
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Don't tell me you're worried about Martin seeing us together.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Look, I'm his wife, and I love him, but stuff him.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Still on for tonight?
0:10:47 > 0:10:51Don't tell me you've forgotten. Cinema?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54I can't, I'm sorry. I've got a really bad headache.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56I was going to text you.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57Spoken to Madison today?
0:10:59 > 0:11:00No.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02No, why?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06She wanted to do stuff to you. Like embarrass you.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09We said we were done with those games now,
0:11:09 > 0:11:13- but she wouldn't let it go, would she, Lou?- No.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17I mean, you know we're just messing around, right?
0:11:17 > 0:11:20But Madison, she really seems to hate you.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Don't worry, we'll sort her out for you.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- Look, you don't need to do that... - We insist, don't we, Lou?
0:11:27 > 0:11:29What you going to do to her?
0:11:29 > 0:11:30Nothing too bad.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Hope your headache gets better.
0:11:34 > 0:11:35Louise.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47The thing you have to understand about Martin is, emotionally,
0:11:47 > 0:11:50well, he's basically like a teenager.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53I mean, I love him to death, but he just don't feel things by
0:11:53 > 0:11:56degrees, it's all or nothing, you know, it's hot or cold.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58- You know what I mean?- Yeah.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01But, you know, he feels strongly about something but if,
0:12:01 > 0:12:03you know, if you handle him in the right way,
0:12:03 > 0:12:06then he don't necessarily feel that way for very long.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Maybe. But I'm not holding my breath.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Best case scenario? I give him some space and hope that maybe one day
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- he'll be able to tolerate me. - Tolerate?
0:12:16 > 0:12:17He's never going to trust me again, is he?
0:12:17 > 0:12:19- Oh, he will.- I'm not so sure.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Yes, he will.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24He will, cos I do.
0:12:30 > 0:12:36Look, I haven't said anything to Martin yet, and sister-in-law
0:12:36 > 0:12:38or not, if you tell him before I get a chance
0:12:38 > 0:12:39then that'll be the end of you.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45I'm, erm... I'm pregnant.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49I haven't told anyone yet, it's early days.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52I haven't even told my mum. Only you.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56Thank you. Oh, congratulations.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Martin did say you were trying, but so soon.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03- When you going to tell him? - Tonight. We've got the house to ourselves in case he freaks.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07- What, because it's happened so quickly?- Yeah.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10I know. We're going to need all the support we can get.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13I mean, we're hoping for the best, but if we get the worst,
0:13:13 > 0:13:17then he really will need someone to lean on.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Brilliant.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24It's Good Friday tomorrow. Why don't you come round ours?
0:13:24 > 0:13:29You know, it's nothing special, just family. Me mum's coming.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33- I'd love that, but... - Oh, don't worry about Martin, I'll speak to him.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37Anyway, it ain't going to be the biggest surprise he gets tonight, is it?
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Ah! What you going for?
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Model pout? Kissy face?
0:13:47 > 0:13:51Shut up! I'm just showing Whit my make-up for tomorrow night.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55- Ah, yeah, the girls' big night out. - Mm-hmm.- I'll leave you to it.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00- Lauren?- Yeah.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04There's a sight to come home to.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07- Ooh. How was your day?- Better now.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- Good.- You're ready early, aren't you?- Ready?
0:14:10 > 0:14:14Karaoke night at the Vic? The hair, make-up.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Oh. Yeah.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- I'm looking forward to it. - Yeah, me too.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27PHONE BEEPS
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- DOORBELL RINGS - Killer eyes, yeah?
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Killer.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Ah! Welcome, welcome...
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- Lookin' good, D. - Tryin' hard, V, you know.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55- And these are for you, darling. - Oh, thank you.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59We're watching our figures at the moment but, yeah, we appreciate the thought.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01And this is for you, squire.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Cheers. You know what, go on through.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09'Nuff with the charm. Killer eyes!
0:15:18 > 0:15:19Thanks for coming.
0:15:24 > 0:15:25Do you want to sit down?
0:15:39 > 0:15:43I can't stop thinking about what we done to you, Bex.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45I just wanted to say that I'm...
0:15:46 > 0:15:48..really, really sorry.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03So hang on, why are we here if we ain't got any money?
0:16:03 > 0:16:07Remember Jim Branning? Dad said he used to collect glasses for drinks.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09You must be joking.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- I ain't begging for a job as a potboy.- We won't need to.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15We'll just collect the glasses, and they'll feel obliged.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Trust me. Come on.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Love, even if we don't run the place as a chippy,
0:16:21 > 0:16:23it's going to soar in value.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24I mean, we'd be mugs to sell it now.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Yeah, if money's the only measure.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29No. But, love, you've got to understand.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Fish and chips is in my blood.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35Yeah, which is probably one reason why you're high risk for diabetes.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38I'm sorry, love.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Look, I know the chippy's important to you.
0:16:40 > 0:16:41The foundations of the empire, an' all that,
0:16:41 > 0:16:45but you're getting older and so am I.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47You don't need to run yourself ragged.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51Let's relax and spend a bit more time together.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55Yeah, but I'd miss it. The sounds, the smells, the queues...
0:16:55 > 0:16:57- The money. - If you're missing the chippy,
0:16:57 > 0:17:00we could always do a pop-up outside the restaurant?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Worked a treat last summer.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04That is a brilliant idea!
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Thanks for everything, man, you've been so awesome.
0:17:10 > 0:17:11It's fine.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14I told my auntie everything this afternoon.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16She said I should give you these.
0:17:17 > 0:17:22They're truffles. She makes them every Easter for friends and family.
0:17:22 > 0:17:23They're really nice.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Oh, thank you. That is really kind.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30- Ooh.- I mean they're really, really nice.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31Do you want one?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- Is it that obvious?- Kind of.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Mmm.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46GIGGLING
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Makes a change from eating your feelings, doesn't it?
0:17:49 > 0:17:50What was that?
0:17:50 > 0:17:52THEY LAUGH
0:17:52 > 0:17:53What did I just eat?
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Don't worry, it was totally organic.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00What was it?!
0:18:00 > 0:18:02You know my cat, Herbie?
0:18:03 > 0:18:08Those truffles came straight from his litter tray!
0:18:35 > 0:18:38I cannot believe the cheek of her.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42So I went to Mark's grave earlier and she's left flowers.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44- I don't understand.- Michelle.
0:18:44 > 0:18:49I had to remind her - I actually had to remind her about Mark earlier.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52- Wouldn't surprise me if she's left them flowers as a message.- For who?
0:18:52 > 0:18:55For me, Stace. Acting like she cares about this family.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58I think she does, Martin.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59You really upset her earlier.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01What, you talked to her?
0:19:02 > 0:19:05No, not really.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Look, I'm not condoning what she did, but she knows she messed up.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Well, there you go. See, now she's getting at you. She's clever, Stace.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14She'll do whatever it takes to wriggle her way back into this family.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17But that's it right there, you just said it.
0:19:17 > 0:19:18She's your sister, Martin.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21She's the only family you've got left if you don't count Ian,
0:19:21 > 0:19:26and I ain't being funny, but why would anyone count Ian if they had any sense?
0:19:26 > 0:19:28You might need her one day.
0:19:28 > 0:19:29We might need her.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Martin, there's something that I want to say...
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Bex?
0:19:39 > 0:19:40Bex, is that you?
0:19:41 > 0:19:42Bex?
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Now that was lovely, Kim.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Great ham.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01- Prosciutto.- Bless you.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10More wine from the crystal decanter?
0:20:10 > 0:20:14You know, you don't have to say that it's crystal, you know,
0:20:14 > 0:20:17like every single time.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19We all know that you bought an expensive wine vase.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Expensive?
0:20:21 > 0:20:23How expensive?
0:20:24 > 0:20:26How many times do I have to tell you, Vincent?
0:20:26 > 0:20:28It's vulgar to talk about money...
0:20:28 > 0:20:30in front of people.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33If you'll excuse me.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35I must partake of the powder room.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40- Scream if you need help, all right. - Yeah, all right.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Kush's wine glass is empty, Vincent.
0:20:55 > 0:21:01- It's fine, I'm trying to pace myself.- Pour the man a drink.
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Yeah.
0:21:04 > 0:21:05Let me just pour this for you.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24So this... This is nice this, ain't it?
0:21:24 > 0:21:25The four of us together.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28- One big, happy family.- Yeah.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Is that what you want to be? Family?
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Cos with family comes commitment.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39All right, I know what you're trying to do here.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Are you committed, Kush?
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Take Vincent here.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50Casanova. Gangster. Recording artist.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54But he gave all that up because he's committed.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Recording artist, yeah.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01D said something about you done some rapping?
0:22:01 > 0:22:04- Yeah, it was back in the day.- Yeah? - That's not important right now.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06- Something I would have heard?- Erm...
0:22:08 > 0:22:09Dr Funk, You're Marvellous.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14No. No way. That...
0:22:14 > 0:22:18- That was a tune! - Really?- Yeah.- Thanks.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21No, thank you. Or should I say, "funk you".
0:22:21 > 0:22:24I mean, that was my tune. I can't believe this!
0:22:24 > 0:22:25- Yeah.- I can't believe it!
0:22:25 > 0:22:28I can't believe I'm just sitting across the table from the guy...
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Do you know, I want to shake your hand right now.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Can I do that? Can I shake your hand right now?
0:22:34 > 0:22:36- Yes.- Come here.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38- Boom.- Boom.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Please tell me that ain't real gold.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45HE SINGS LIKE KATE BUSH
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Oh, cheers, boys. You've been very helpful tonight.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55Well, we can see you're busy.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Almost like you're auditioning to be potmen.
0:22:58 > 0:22:59She's just being cynical.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02- Look, not everyone's on the make. - Oh, no, he's right. Ignore me.
0:23:02 > 0:23:07Thank you for your help, and now I'll happily take your money. What can I get you?
0:23:07 > 0:23:09- Er, we're all right for the minute. - Yeah, yeah.- Oh.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16So have you thought about what you're going to wear tomorrow night?
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Er...no. No, not really.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Suit yourself. But I warn you,
0:23:22 > 0:23:26I ain't going casual, Lauren, I am dressing to impress.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29- Someone's on the pull, then?- Maybe.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31It's going to be a fun night for me, eh.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33You can be third wheel for once.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37You girls want any drinks?
0:23:37 > 0:23:38No, I'm fine, thank you.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Are you sure he's all right about us going out tomorrow?
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Yeah, course he is. Why?
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Well, it's just some fellas, they get funny don't they,
0:23:49 > 0:23:51about their girls going out on their own?
0:23:51 > 0:23:54He ain't like that. He trusts me and I trust him.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Millions of people call your name. Vincent, come on, please, play it.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04- You can do this for me... - It's been such a long time.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07- No, it's memories, ain't it. - That I'm trying to let go of.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Come on. Spotlight.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Stepping in.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Let's hear it.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17OK. OK.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21# Dr Funk, that's right
0:24:21 > 0:24:24# Guess you never ever ever thought I would grab this mic
0:24:24 > 0:24:26# No, don't start with your blah, blah, blah
0:24:26 > 0:24:29# Just bounce to the rhythm of the strum of the guitar... #
0:24:29 > 0:24:33I know what you were trying to do tonight, Kim, don't think I don't.
0:24:33 > 0:24:38- So does he pass? - Does it look like he's failed?
0:24:38 > 0:24:41He's a good man, you know. You don't need to worry about me.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43I ain't worrying about you right now.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46You need to marry him before Vincent does.
0:24:46 > 0:24:47SHE MOCKS VINCENT'S SINGING
0:24:51 > 0:24:52OK!
0:24:52 > 0:24:56Yeah, yeah, lovely, lovely.
0:24:56 > 0:24:57That was insane.
0:24:57 > 0:24:58OK, back in the room. Back in the room.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01So are we ready for dessert, yeah?
0:25:01 > 0:25:05Nothing too rich, just a little platter of exotic fruits,
0:25:05 > 0:25:08on account of me and Vincent looking after our figures for the fayre.
0:25:08 > 0:25:09Why?
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Well, I'm entering the evening wear competition,
0:25:12 > 0:25:14and Vincent's going for Mr Walford.
0:25:17 > 0:25:18What?
0:25:20 > 0:25:24I just didn't think that anyone was going to actually do that.
0:25:24 > 0:25:25And why shouldn't I?
0:25:25 > 0:25:28I just think it's a little bit demeaning, you know.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30- Maybe you're jealous.- Jealous?
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Listen, Kushy-baby, you wait till the fayre.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37I've got more curves than the Grand Prix track.
0:25:37 > 0:25:38You saying that I don't?
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Beyonce.
0:25:43 > 0:25:44- Diana Ross.- Ooh.- OK.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong,
0:25:46 > 0:25:49she's a very beautiful woman, but she kinda...
0:25:49 > 0:25:51She kinda...?
0:25:51 > 0:25:52How do I enter?
0:25:52 > 0:25:54D, you don't want to do that.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Oh, what, are you scared I'm going to win?
0:25:56 > 0:25:58No, no, I mean I've seen her in a dress and she really pulls it out.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00And you've just had a baby.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Who cares?
0:26:02 > 0:26:07Look, she is beautiful, right, just the way she is.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10And she's going to do it.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11So am I.
0:26:11 > 0:26:16Ha! How do you like that then, eh?
0:26:16 > 0:26:20And he's got muscles on his muscles.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Muscles, schmuscles.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24That's right, don't act like you ain't scared.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28Cos me an' my man here, we are going to blow you off that stage.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Don't you worry about that.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Well, you bring it on.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Hug me.
0:26:40 > 0:26:41SHE SOBS
0:26:43 > 0:26:46- VIDEO:- Take some mud, roll it in chocolate.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49A lovely present for Walford's biggest idiot.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Oh, they look delicious.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54- What is it? - Shall we tell her it's cat poo?
0:26:54 > 0:26:56LAUGHTER
0:27:05 > 0:27:07SHE SOBS
0:27:11 > 0:27:14- Look, she's just about to... - What is she doing?
0:27:15 > 0:27:17THEY LAUGH
0:27:22 > 0:27:23Yes.
0:27:23 > 0:27:24It's me.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Please, I need you.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35There's no-one to talk to.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42I can't cope any more.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46I can't cope any more with it.