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0:00:28 > 0:00:29You all right?

0:00:31 > 0:00:32Didn't expect to hear from you so quick.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34I went to see Linda last night.

0:00:34 > 0:00:35Oh, yeah?

0:00:35 > 0:00:36She's got her concerns.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Yeah, course.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40But we sat and we talked it through,

0:00:40 > 0:00:43and she thinks it's the right thing to do to sell the freehold.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48- So, what now? - Right.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Well, I'll speak to my contact at Grafton Hill and then they'll

0:00:50 > 0:00:53be in touch to get the ball rolling. You know, paperwork and all that.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Well, can we have anything today?

0:00:55 > 0:00:58I dunno. You can't really rush these things.

0:00:58 > 0:01:02Look, I know you're keen to get Lady Di sorted out as quick as you can,

0:01:02 > 0:01:05so what I'll do, I'll get all the contracts couriered over to Linda's.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07That'll speed things along.

0:01:07 > 0:01:08- Thanks.- No worries.

0:01:12 > 0:01:13You over being stood up yet?

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Yeah. Yeah, I'm made of pretty strong stuff.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18All right, Abs?

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Yeah. Yeah. I'm just collecting lunches for the Vic.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21But I overslept a bit, didn't I,

0:01:21 > 0:01:23- so I'm running late. - I won't keep you.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25You don't fancy a night out tonight, do you?

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Uh, yeah. Why?

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Just want to treat my girls, that's all.

0:01:29 > 0:01:30Oh. You're inviting Lauren, too?

0:01:30 > 0:01:33- Yeah. I'm going to pop round there now. All right?- Uh-huh.

0:01:33 > 0:01:34- See you later.- See you.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40And, then, the next thing you know, she barred me!

0:01:40 > 0:01:42I cannot believe the cheek!

0:01:42 > 0:01:44I'm sure that's all forgotten now.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47I'm just disappointed that they've cancelled their quiz night tonight.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Their quiz is a bit overrated, if you ask me.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53One round of drinks as the prize? Do me a favour.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57And then people say that Ian Beale, he's tight.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Me and Kush and Denise were going to be a team.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01- Oh, right.- Yeah.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03- I see. - It's a shame to miss out on that.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08But do you think there's lots of other people that are looking for

0:02:08 > 0:02:09an alternative to the quiz night?

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Well, I suppose.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Not everyone will want to go to a ladies' night, will they?

0:02:14 > 0:02:15No.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Anyway. People to go.

0:02:17 > 0:02:18Places to see.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Er, I know people with hangovers get the munchies

0:02:22 > 0:02:24but that's a little bit extreme.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25It's for the Vic.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Even looking at it is making me feel sick.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29That would be all the Jagerbombs.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Don't know how I'm going to get through my shift.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33You'll have Woody to look at.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36True. My dad wants to meet up tonight, too.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39I'm giving my liver a rest for a few days.

0:02:39 > 0:02:40But I will think of you

0:02:40 > 0:02:44when I'm having my relaxing home spa treatments.

0:02:44 > 0:02:45Not.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47See you later.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48See you.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Abi's up for it. I just thought it would be nice.

0:02:52 > 0:02:53Special occasion?

0:02:53 > 0:02:56No, don't have to be, does it?

0:02:56 > 0:02:59If it's going to be a bit awkward, babe, you don't have to go.

0:02:59 > 0:03:00Why's that?

0:03:00 > 0:03:03- Oh, nothing.- Lauren and Abi had a little row yesterday.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06I just wondering if it might be a bit uncomfortable.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Yeah. They're sisters. You think it's the first time

0:03:08 > 0:03:10- they would've fallen out?- Yeah, it'll be fine.- Yeah. Right,

0:03:10 > 0:03:12I'd better get back to work. See you later.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Bye. See you.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Babe, I was kind of hoping we'd have another night in together.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Ian ain't even given you the night off yet,

0:03:20 > 0:03:22so I didn't think it was going to be a problem.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Anyway, we can do that any time, can't we?

0:03:24 > 0:03:29Right, come on, you. Let's get you dressed. Say bye-bye.

0:03:29 > 0:03:30LAUREN CHUCKLES

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Let's do this!

0:03:35 > 0:03:39Oh, Johnny, you look like you had fun last night.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41I'm regretting it now.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- It's good to let off some steam. It's healthy.- Yeah, well,

0:03:44 > 0:03:46some of us are still too stressed to let off steam.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Shouldn't you be at work, Tina?

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Kathy's extended my compassionate leave.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Then tell her you'll be back sooner rather than later.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55- Why? What's happened? - Is everything all right?

0:03:55 > 0:03:58It's fine. At least it will be.

0:03:58 > 0:04:02- You've sorted out the money? - I met up with Linda last night.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04- You finally told her about Lady Di? - Yeah.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06And we come up with the solution.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09- We're going to sell the freehold of this place.- What?

0:04:09 > 0:04:11- Wait, you can't do that! - Well, why not?

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Most of the pubs I worked in have been leasehold only.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15My mum and dad did the same when they had this place.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18- Because Mick won't agree to that. - Well, what other options do we have?

0:04:18 > 0:04:20It's a good way to release some equity.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Yeah, but what does it mean in practical terms?

0:04:22 > 0:04:24It means that we'll have enough money

0:04:24 > 0:04:25to pay for Lady Di's operation,

0:04:25 > 0:04:28pay off all our debts and still have change to spare.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Well, then, that's amazing.

0:04:30 > 0:04:31Yeah, if Mick has agreed to it.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36Well, Linda decided... We both decided...

0:04:36 > 0:04:38to keep Mick out of it for the time being.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41See, I knew it. This is his business and all, you know.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43You can't make a decision this big without his say so.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Me and your mum are sorting it.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46- How? - You don't have to worry about that.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Look, Mick has been running this place practically on his own

0:04:49 > 0:04:52- for the last couple of months. - We have been trying to help.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Well, this is a way to take the pressure off a bit.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56So, if anybody speaks to him, keep your mouth shut.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Tonight, at The Albert, OK,

0:05:00 > 0:05:02it's something a little bit different, OK?

0:05:02 > 0:05:06Just a little bit different. It's a music quiz.

0:05:06 > 0:05:07Sounds good.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Now, look. Tell all your friends, tell everybody.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11We've got better prizes than the Vic.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15We've got a whole crate of champagne.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Look, Kim, as much as I'd love to come and smash your music quiz,

0:05:18 > 0:05:20me and Stace, we're going to stay in tonight.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Martin, you and your wife can get jiggy at any time.

0:05:23 > 0:05:27Tonight might be your only chance to be crowned

0:05:27 > 0:05:30the music maestro of the Square.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33- Think about it.- Kim's Criss Quiz? - Crisps?

0:05:33 > 0:05:36As in "criss." As in "good."

0:05:36 > 0:05:39I take it that, you know, you two are coming with D.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Actually, D said she'd better stay at home and revise.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Oh. Right.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Well, maybe we could still go, just the two of us?

0:05:46 > 0:05:49It'd be nice to spend some time together.

0:05:49 > 0:05:55No, actually... Actually, you need a minimum of three in a team.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59So, if D thinks that she can get away with bailing out on

0:05:59 > 0:06:02another quiz night, she's got another think coming.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Yeah!

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Martin, I want to see you there.

0:06:05 > 0:06:06Hi, honey, how you doing?

0:06:06 > 0:06:08COMPUTER BLEEPS

0:06:08 > 0:06:09What's that?

0:06:09 > 0:06:13Oh, I've set up an alert to let me know when jobs that I could do

0:06:13 > 0:06:15turn up on this recruitment site.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Is there much out there?

0:06:17 > 0:06:21Well, I've submitted my CV to at least 20 jobs today.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25So, if I can do that every day, then something's bound to turn up.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27I think it's great how organised you're being.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Yeah, well, I just hope it's worth it.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Mick?

0:06:34 > 0:06:36It's me. Erm...

0:06:36 > 0:06:38I need to talk to you.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42So, give me a call when you get this, yeah? Bye.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47You're a braver person than me going up against Shirl like that.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49He deserves to know.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Well, don't you think that's Linda's decision to make, not yours?

0:06:52 > 0:06:55I mean, at the end of the day, we just work here.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Everything else ain't really none of our business, is it?

0:06:58 > 0:07:01Yeah. Well, if you'd seen what he's been through and how much

0:07:01 > 0:07:04this place really means to him, you wouldn't be saying that.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06No, I would. Cos I know my place.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09And if you want to keep yours, don't call him again.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Now, what you should be worrying about is what I'm going to be

0:07:14 > 0:07:16making you wear tonight for losing our bet.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Yeah, bye.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Linda's signed the contracts. She's sending them over later on.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29- That's brilliant.- Should have a celebration tonight, eh?

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Get the karaoke machine out and all? - We want to bring the punters in,

0:07:32 > 0:07:34not scare them away with you belting out Sam Fox.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Now that's the Shirley Carter we know and love.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39I don't see why we couldn't have just done this later on

0:07:39 > 0:07:42- in the week, and do the quiz as normal.- Brains, if you mention

0:07:42 > 0:07:44this quiz one more time, I swear, mate, I'm going to lose it.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47I'm going to see if Abi needs a hand in the kitchen.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50He is SO hungover.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59- You won't say nothing about... - Are you going to drop it?

0:07:59 > 0:08:00Yeah.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02See, already forgotten.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Now, what we going to do about Brains? He's so uptight.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Yeah, you would be and all if you had all this to deal with,

0:08:08 > 0:08:10and your exams on top of that.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13I think he just needs to let loose a bit.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Hello, Rowan? Yeah, yeah, it's Woody, mate. How you doing, pal?

0:08:26 > 0:08:30Listen, are you and Luke free tonight?

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Nah, nah, it's gotta be Luke.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34I've got someone I want him to meet.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39- You've got ages till your first exam.- Not really.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42And I've still got all these practice questions to work through.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45One night's not going to hurt, is it? In fact...

0:08:45 > 0:08:47it'll probably do you well.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49How do you work that out?

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Well, you know, it's science.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53The more relaxed you are, the more things sink in.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55I read that.

0:08:55 > 0:08:56Right.

0:09:00 > 0:09:04Look, I know how much stress you've been under these last few months.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06I just want to see you have some fun.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08You know, you deserve it.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Well, I'll have plenty of time to relax once the exams are over.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Me and Kush are going on holiday.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Oh, yeah? You kept that quiet. Where are you going?

0:09:18 > 0:09:20It's nothing fancy. We're just going camping.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Yeah, we got these vouchers out the paper,

0:09:23 > 0:09:25so it's... It's practically free.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Why would you want to go camping for your first holiday together?

0:09:28 > 0:09:30You know you're going to do your business in a bucket?

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Yes, I think we'll manage.

0:09:32 > 0:09:37No, Denise. Why don't you come with me and Vincent?

0:09:37 > 0:09:40His mate is lending us his villa in Spain. For free!

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Yeah? Its own pool, every room is an en suite.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45None of this bucket business.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49All you have to do is just pay for your flight. Yeah?

0:09:49 > 0:09:51I don't think so.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53I think it's still a bit out of our price range.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Uh, Denise. I just want to treat you, OK?

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Why don't you and Kush talk about it at the quiz tonight?

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Yeah?

0:10:00 > 0:10:01I'll see you later!

0:10:02 > 0:10:07SHE HUMS LOUDLY AND JOYFULLY

0:10:09 > 0:10:11I did it exactly as you showed me.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Maybe we should have a break and have a cuppa,

0:10:24 > 0:10:26come back to this later, eh?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28MOBILE PHONE NOTIFICATION

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Is it all right with you if we use UHT milk?

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Actually, Derek, I really need to finish on time tonight.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Billy's just messaged me, he's taking me to a music quiz,

0:10:42 > 0:10:44so haven't really got that long now.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Is that the one that Kim's doing?

0:10:46 > 0:10:49I like a really good music quiz.

0:10:49 > 0:10:50Well, if we're finishing early

0:10:50 > 0:10:53I'd better have another go with this gun.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Right.

0:10:58 > 0:10:59- Don't like it.- Oi!

0:11:00 > 0:11:02- Next week.- What?

0:11:02 > 0:11:05I've booked Lady Di's operation. It's nearly over.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Well, then we should have a karaoke.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10I might be in a good mood, but the answer's still no.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Where is everyone, anyway?

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Well, apparently Kim's having a quiz night at The Albert...

0:11:15 > 0:11:18- What?- Some sort of music quiz.

0:11:18 > 0:11:19Oh, great.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Remind me which one this is again.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23That's Woody's Pecker.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Yeah, it's nice. I like the colour.

0:11:25 > 0:11:26Is it supposed to represent something?

0:11:26 > 0:11:30You know what, I always had you down as a Sex on the Beach type of girl.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33- That was awful.- Yeah, I know it was. Can't blame me for trying though.

0:11:33 > 0:11:34Don't think I've forgotten that

0:11:34 > 0:11:37you're wearing something different tonight.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39- What?- Well, I won fair and square.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43All right. I'll put it on when this place livens up.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Well, it's good I've got something up my sleeve

0:11:45 > 0:11:46to do just that then, innit?

0:11:50 > 0:11:54- You all right? We boring you? - Nah. No, it's not that.

0:11:54 > 0:11:55I've applied for loads of jobs today

0:11:55 > 0:11:57and I'm already getting rejected from them.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01Well, you're obviously applying for things you're not qualified for.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03No, I think it's good, Lauren. You're being proactive.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Yeah, I'll put you in touch with a few people, if you want?

0:12:06 > 0:12:07- You'd do that?- Mm, yeah, course.

0:12:07 > 0:12:12Thanks. Steven said he don't mind supporting us financially, but...

0:12:12 > 0:12:15I just don't want to be too reliant on him.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18Aren't you already? It's not like that internship paid you much.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20He's been supporting you for months.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22What exactly does Grandma Dot do for you, then?

0:12:22 > 0:12:24- Grandma doesn't support me. - Well, why are you still

0:12:24 > 0:12:26living with her, then? Doesn't exactly fit in

0:12:26 > 0:12:29with your "Oh, I'm so cool" thing that you've got going on.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Because if I wasn't there who else would be looking out for her?

0:12:31 > 0:12:34- Well, we'd all pull our weight. - Oh, like you do at the moment?

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Girls, please. Now, I think you should stop

0:12:36 > 0:12:39putting other people first and start thinking about your own needs.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41- Shirley Carter?- Yep?

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Cheers.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56I'm so pleased Kim persuaded you to come, Denise.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Well, my sister's very persuasive.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01Yeah...

0:13:01 > 0:13:05Well, with the brain power of all three of us, we are bound to win.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Specially with your knowledge

0:13:07 > 0:13:09of S Club 7's back catalogue, eh, Mum?

0:13:09 > 0:13:10Oh, yeah!

0:13:11 > 0:13:15I really have needed this, Billy. You know, ever since Derek started,

0:13:15 > 0:13:18I've been so tense, my shoulders are round by me ears.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Yeah, well, you ain't gotta worry about him tonight, have you, eh?

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Erm, I hope you don't mind if I join you,

0:13:26 > 0:13:30because Kim said you need a minimum of three for every team. OK?

0:13:34 > 0:13:35KIM BLOWS INTO MIC

0:13:35 > 0:13:41OK, so, welcome to our new weekly music quiz with your host,

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Kimberly Fox-Hubbard...

0:13:43 > 0:13:44APPLAUSE

0:13:44 > 0:13:47Thank you, thank you. And my fit assistant,

0:13:47 > 0:13:50my husband Vincent!

0:13:50 > 0:13:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:13:52 > 0:13:53Remember, guys,

0:13:53 > 0:13:59the best and the most generous quiz in Walford is here at The Albert.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03So, there's going to be 40 questions with two points each

0:14:03 > 0:14:08by naming the artist as well as the song title.

0:14:08 > 0:14:12So, Vincent, please press play for the first track.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17INSTRUMENTAL TRACK PLAYS

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Right, that's Albatross by Fleetwood Mac.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24Yeah, I know cos it was number one when I was born, so...

0:14:24 > 0:14:25Not just a pretty face, eh?

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Well done, Denise.

0:14:28 > 0:14:32- OK, so, Vincent, could you please press the second track?- Absolutely.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36SKA TRACK PLAYS

0:14:37 > 0:14:38Um...

0:14:38 > 0:14:41isn't this not one of Patrick's CDs?

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Is it? I dunno, I dunno.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49You've rigged this so that Denise can win, haven't you?

0:14:49 > 0:14:53What? No! I don't know what you're talking about.

0:14:53 > 0:14:54SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:15:16 > 0:15:18DOOR OPENS

0:15:18 > 0:15:19Hey, sorry to disturb you.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Have you never heard of knocking?

0:15:21 > 0:15:24Er, well, do you mind if my mates get changed up here?

0:15:26 > 0:15:27Whatever.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29All right, thanks. Right, come on, let's go.

0:15:47 > 0:15:48You're meant to shoot them, not me.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51Right, move, I'm going to throw the grenade. Ready?

0:15:51 > 0:15:53- Boom! - HE LAUGHS

0:15:55 > 0:15:57What's up?

0:15:57 > 0:16:01Is there nothing you can do that is a bit quieter?

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Why don't you just go to your room?

0:16:05 > 0:16:06I didn't expect you to actually go.

0:16:06 > 0:16:10I'm not. I'm going to go wash this off and go to the Vic.

0:16:10 > 0:16:11I thought you were having a quiet one.

0:16:11 > 0:16:15That plan got ruined the minute you two idiots walked through the door.

0:16:19 > 0:16:20FAST-PACED POP MUSIC PLAYS

0:16:20 > 0:16:22La Roux!

0:16:22 > 0:16:23She was at the forefront

0:16:23 > 0:16:26of the synth-pop revival in the mid-noughties.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29And her mum played June Ackland in The Bill.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Nah, I don't think I've heard this one before.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34I know it.

0:16:34 > 0:16:35Meat dress.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Lady Gaga.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39- Is it, though? - Yes, yes!

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Listen to your mother, Kushy. Yes.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43You all right, Carmel?

0:16:43 > 0:16:47Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine! I'm with my son and my friend.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49His...

0:16:49 > 0:16:53girlfriend. And we're together, having fun, aren't we?

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Yes, we are, Mum.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57CARMEL LAUGHS Yeah.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59No, no, no, stop, stop. That's the wrong song.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01This is the one you told me to play.

0:17:01 > 0:17:02No!

0:17:07 > 0:17:10They're in the wrong case! Who put the CDs in the wrong cases?

0:17:10 > 0:17:14Your sister, apparently!

0:17:14 > 0:17:16Don't laugh. Look, you gotta help me!

0:17:16 > 0:17:17We can't afford for someone else to win!

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Hm?

0:17:19 > 0:17:24I mean, we... We can't... We can't really...

0:17:24 > 0:17:26BOTTLE HITS FLOOR Oh!

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Sorry. Ah, dropped it.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31You know what? Look, look, you've got this. Right?

0:17:32 > 0:17:36OK, no, no, no, no, no. I've got it, I've got it, I've got it.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37Oh, no.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Look, why don't we go outside for some fresh air?

0:17:40 > 0:17:41Yeah, you're going to get fresh with me.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Not this evening, not this evening. Let's...

0:17:43 > 0:17:46- All right, come on, then, take me outside.- OK.

0:17:46 > 0:17:47CARMEL LAUGHS

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Are we going to have a party?

0:17:49 > 0:17:51- Er, yes. - Come on, then, you and me.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Let's go outside!

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Yep, yep. Just lean... Right. OK, you OK?

0:17:56 > 0:17:58I am so sorry. I'm sorry. I'll pay you back.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Oh, no, no, no. You've paid for it.

0:18:00 > 0:18:04You just...you just concentrate on your dry-cleaning bill.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Do you know, I really thought I could do this.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Look, Kush is your baby boy.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12He's, erm... You're just being a protective mother.

0:18:12 > 0:18:16I mean, if that was me and Pearl, I couldn't deal with it

0:18:16 > 0:18:19- half as well as you. - I'm trying.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23I know.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Honey said if I spent more time with them, maybe it'd get easier.

0:18:30 > 0:18:31I think she could be right.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Look, you all want this to work.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Just keep making more of an effort, and before you know it,

0:18:38 > 0:18:42you'll be wondering why you had a problem in the first place.

0:18:44 > 0:18:45Thank you.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48- Here, get that down your neck, Jane.- Cheers.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50POP MUSIC PLAYS

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Come on, come out.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55- I look like an idiot. - No, you don't. Come on.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57You look amazing. Honestly.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59No, you're right. You look like an idiot.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01These drinks ain't going to serve themselves.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04There's only so much talk of pelvic floors I can take.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07I think things are about to get a little bit more interesting.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Ladies and gentlemen, for one night only,

0:19:09 > 0:19:12flying in on their chopper, I give you...

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Maverick and Goose! CHEERING AND LAUGHTER

0:19:14 > 0:19:17MUSIC: Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins

0:19:24 > 0:19:26- Did you know about this? - Only when they turned up.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28WOMEN SHRIEK WITH LAUGHTER

0:19:31 > 0:19:33This is what Ladies Night is all about!

0:19:33 > 0:19:36You didn't tell me this was happening. I would have come sooner!

0:19:38 > 0:19:39Yeah, tear 'em off!

0:19:39 > 0:19:42- Did you book these? - No. But I'm glad someone did.

0:19:44 > 0:19:48Oh, no. It's been a while since I've been in this position.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51It's been a while since I've been in any position!

0:19:54 > 0:19:55Oh, Jane!

0:20:10 > 0:20:12So this was your idea of livening things up?

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Yeah. It's worked, hasn't it?

0:20:14 > 0:20:16- Do you know them? - Yeah, just a couple of old mates.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18The one on the right is well fit.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21- You're wasting your time. Johnny's more his type.- Am I?

0:20:21 > 0:20:24Yeah, mate. Why don't you try talking to him after he's done?

0:20:29 > 0:20:31LAUGHTER AND SCREAMING

0:20:34 > 0:20:40And, in first place, with 75 points, it's...

0:20:44 > 0:20:46It's Derek and the Dominoes!

0:20:46 > 0:20:48- Yes!- Congratulations. I'll bring your prize over.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51Well done, Derek, that was all down to you. Honey?

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Yes. Yeah, thank you.

0:20:54 > 0:20:55There you go. Well done.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57There's a lot there. It'll take you a little while.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59What do you reckon, we split it half each?

0:20:59 > 0:21:00Nah, just two.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03You can always keep your half at ours and pick it up

0:21:03 > 0:21:06after work one day if you don't want to carry it now.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09No, no, I think I'd better take it now, because, well,

0:21:09 > 0:21:12I'm not on regular shifts, am I, being casual?

0:21:12 > 0:21:14I don't know when I'm next going to be in.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Casual? I thought you were permanent.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Oh, no. No! No, I can't commit, unfortunately.

0:21:19 > 0:21:23- See you later. We're going anyway. - Yeah, see you.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Oh, thank YOU, my love, thank you. Enjoy, enjoy.

0:21:26 > 0:21:30- See you later. See you later. - Get home safely, guys, yeah?

0:21:32 > 0:21:38So, Kush, has Denise put my proposal to you yet?

0:21:38 > 0:21:39Er, no.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Us. Holiday villa. You know, Spain.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Oh, yes, I like the sound of this already.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47I already told her that we've organised to go camping

0:21:47 > 0:21:49and it'd be a shame to miss out.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51I tell you what the shame would be -

0:21:51 > 0:21:55for Kush to keep his body under wraps in a rainy Skegness

0:21:55 > 0:22:00- than to sun up himself by the pool in Spain.- Er, excuse me?

0:22:00 > 0:22:03I just... I don't think that we can really afford it at the moment.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Look, all you have to pay for is your flights.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08- Me and Vincent can take care of everything else.- It's just flights.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10I'm sure we can find the money. I haven't been abroad in ages,

0:22:10 > 0:22:14and you could do with a proper relaxing break, right?

0:22:14 > 0:22:17So...are we going on holiday?

0:22:19 > 0:22:22- OK, fine. All right, all right. - Cheers.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Cheers! Very good. Yeah.

0:22:24 > 0:22:29Er, why are you so bang on about them coming with us?

0:22:29 > 0:22:31On-tap baby-sitters, innit?

0:22:32 > 0:22:35- You're not easy. - I know, I know.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Oh, you all right?

0:22:39 > 0:22:41- Yeah, fine. What did I miss? - Oh!

0:22:41 > 0:22:45# We're all going on a summer holiday... #

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Yeah, but we haven't actually booked anything yet.

0:22:47 > 0:22:51No, but it has been decided, and we are all going to Spain together,

0:22:51 > 0:22:53and I cannot wait!

0:22:53 > 0:22:56Sand, sea, sangria.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59Sea. What more can you ask for?

0:22:59 > 0:23:03Oh, I love Spain. That sounds like a fantastic idea.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06I just, er... I better check with Shaki that it's OK for him

0:23:06 > 0:23:08to feed Craig, but, yeah...

0:23:08 > 0:23:10I am definitely in!

0:23:14 > 0:23:15Spain!

0:23:18 > 0:23:21Oh, Woody, I'm going to take Jane home, make sure she's all right.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23- All right.- Those cocktails were potent.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26- Are you sure it's OK to finish off without me?- Yeah, yeah, course.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29Oh, and, Woody, well done for tonight.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31- Next time, I'm going to leave the big events to you.- Thanks.

0:23:33 > 0:23:37Oh, his thighs. They were like two doner kebabs.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40- Night, ladies, - Night!- Night.

0:23:40 > 0:23:41You should've got up there.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43What, embarrass everyone with how good I am?

0:23:45 > 0:23:47All right, I better be going.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50Steven keeps texting me - Louie's teeth are bothering him. See you.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53- See you.- See you.- It'd be nice to have someone care about

0:23:53 > 0:23:55me as much as Steven does about her.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58If I went missing, Ben and Jay wouldn't realise for a week.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00I doubt that very much.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02Nah, it'd be sooner than that, cos there'd be no toilet roll.

0:24:02 > 0:24:06- That is true.- Whit. I'm going to go back to Luke's for a bit.

0:24:06 > 0:24:07Lucky you.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09I think he really likes me.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11- EXCITED WHINE - OK, OK.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25- Come on, that's a score you owe me. Pay up.- Ah, whatever.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28Hang on a minute, you're supposed to be paying him,

0:24:28 > 0:24:30not the other way round!

0:24:30 > 0:24:33Something you'll learn about Woody. He'll do anything not to lose a bet.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36Tell me about it! What was the bet this time?

0:24:36 > 0:24:40Oh, nothing. Just something that me and Rowan have from ages ago.

0:24:40 > 0:24:41But maybe I won't owe you.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Not been dumped already, have you?

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Nah. I'm just getting my wallet.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47What was the bet, Woody?

0:24:49 > 0:24:51That your mate would be able to pull Luke.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53What?

0:24:53 > 0:24:54Is that true?

0:24:54 > 0:24:57Well, yeah, but, like, you know, it was a good thing.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59I was on your side, Brains. You know?

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Did he only talk to me because you put a bet on me?

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Nah, nah, you're getting it all wrong.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06You know, I did encourage him, but...

0:25:06 > 0:25:08I wanted you to have a good time.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11What, you didn't think I could pull someone on my own?

0:25:11 > 0:25:13- Nah, mate, I... - That I'm so boring

0:25:13 > 0:25:15that someone would need to be persuaded to go home with me?

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Nah, of course not, mate.

0:25:36 > 0:25:37You look like you were celebrating tonight.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40Well, Mick and Linda signed the paperwork

0:25:40 > 0:25:43and I booked Lady Di in for her surgery.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46Well, that's got to be a weight off.

0:25:46 > 0:25:47It is.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49- Thanks for your help. - That's all right.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52We'll move things forward. I'll speak to Grafton Hill, if you want.

0:25:52 > 0:25:56We'll sort out the first consultancy visit for...next week?

0:25:56 > 0:25:58I thought you said management weren't involved.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00No, all they want to do is maximise profits,

0:26:00 > 0:26:02and all they've got to do is assess the pub.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04Oh, right.

0:26:04 > 0:26:07I'm sure any changes they suggest will benefit everyone.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09Anyway...