0:00:25 > 0:00:29Can't believe somebody else is gonna be living in our flat.
0:00:29 > 0:00:30They're welcome to it.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35We did have some good times there though - you, me and Mum.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37SHIRLEY SCOFFS
0:00:37 > 0:00:39- Shirl...- What?!
0:00:39 > 0:00:42- You don't even miss her, do you? - Oh, what do you want me to remember?
0:00:42 > 0:00:44The time she took a chunk out of my arm?
0:00:44 > 0:00:46She was our mum.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47When it suited her.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Oh, do you know what, I ain't doing this today.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51Tina....
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Don't you stand there like butter wouldn't melt.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59You just cost me six grand.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03So less of the attitude, yeah?
0:01:03 > 0:01:07You know, you're gonna start toeing the line. No more weeing upstairs.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11And if I see you with another pair of knickers in your gob...
0:01:11 > 0:01:14that's it. I'm going to phone the vet, do you understand?
0:01:18 > 0:01:21PHONE RINGS
0:01:23 > 0:01:27- Mick?- 'Mother.'- How's Nancy?
0:01:27 > 0:01:28'She's good, yeah. On the mend.'
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Oh good. Good. Send her my love.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31'How's the boozer?'
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Yeah. Yeah. Everything's fine, y'know, ticking over.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36'Sweet.'
0:01:36 > 0:01:38You know what, I reckon we've turned a corner.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40- 'How's Lady Di?' - Yeah, Lady Di's all right.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42'Put your lips on her for me, will ya?'
0:01:42 > 0:01:45She's with me now. Giving me attitude as usual.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47'Aw, I'm over the moon she's better.'
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- Listen, Mick... Mick, I've gotta go. - 'Hold up a minute...'
0:01:50 > 0:01:52No, no, no. Everything's fine.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55I've gotta sign for a delivery. Bye.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Busy drinking your winnings?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01I never had you down as a music buff.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Oh, not a buff as such.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Nonsense! A man of hidden talents.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Next time I'm nabbing you for my team!
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- Er, where you off to, then? - What's it to you?
0:02:11 > 0:02:15If you're planning on meeting my Shaki, then think again.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17I'm just being a mate. It's not like he's got many.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21Trust me - he doesn't need friends like you. Off you go!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Remind me never to get on YOUR bad side.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32As if you could ever get on anyone's bad side.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36Derek! Don't forget we've still got a delivery to unpack.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- We're already behind. - Oh, that will be me holding him up.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Best get out of your hair.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Yeah well, I want to cover a lot of training.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46And with Helen coming in late, we've plenty to be getting on with.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Have either of you seen Lady Di?
0:02:47 > 0:02:49No sorry, Shirley. Is she missing?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51No, we've had a row.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53I'll let you know if I see her.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Mick's going to flamin' kill me.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Derek.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Er, excuse me.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11I'm looking for the Queen Victoria pub.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13I could take you there if you like.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Don't worry. I'm sure I can find it.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16How about a drink later?
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- SHE SCOFFS - I've got tights older than you.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20So is that a yes?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Call me when you hit puberty.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Hello.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Hello, you.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40What are you doing?
0:03:41 > 0:03:42DOOR CLOSES
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Abi? Is that you?
0:03:45 > 0:03:46Morning.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Where have you been. I've been worried stiff about you!
0:03:50 > 0:03:53What are you on about? I told you I was going to see Donna.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Yeah, but you didn't answer your phone.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59I was in two minds whether to call the police.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02My phone died and I left the charger here.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04I'm sorry, Grandma.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09Oh, well. I suppose there's no harm done.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11What do want for your breakfast?
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Oh, no. I'm not hungry.
0:04:12 > 0:04:17Nonsense. You can't go to work on an empty stomach.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19What's happened to your cardigan?
0:04:19 > 0:04:21CHUCKLING: Oh, yeah. I spilt Jagerbomb on it.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Honestly, I need a bib.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26You've been drinking into the early hours again, have you?
0:04:26 > 0:04:31That ain't proper behaviour. Not for a respectable young woman, Abi.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Oh, did you decide what reading you're going to do on Sunday?
0:04:36 > 0:04:40Yes. I'm reading from the Book of Ruth.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Do you want to hear it?
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Yeah, sure.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50"Now it come to pass, in the days
0:04:50 > 0:04:55"when the judges ruled, that there was a famine in the land.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00"And a man came from Bethlehem..."
0:05:00 > 0:05:02No, I want to report a missing dog.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04What do you mean, am I taking the mick?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Shirley...
0:05:06 > 0:05:10- Oi, you in the habit of dog nicking? - I'm sorry?
0:05:10 > 0:05:13You will be when the Old Bill nick you for dog-napping.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15I found him wandering around by the Tube.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- You're lucky he wasn't hit by a car. - It's a her.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Then I suggest you take better care of her in future.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24Stuck-up cow.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36This is cosy.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Oh, come on, Brains. I said sorry.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Look, even if it was a bet, you must admit he was proper fit.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Woody. Just leave it.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45What, he needs to lighten up.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47No! You tried to set me up. For money!
0:05:47 > 0:05:49I was only trying to help you get your end away.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Yeah, and you didn't think I could do that myself?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53We all need a little helping hand now and again. Ain't that right, T?
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- I'm keeping out of it.- I don't even know what you're doing here.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57It's not like anyone likes you.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59- Johnny!- No, no, no, I'm sorry,
0:05:59 > 0:06:02I'm sick of him walking round with that stupid grin on his face.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- All right, mate.- No, no, no. I'm not your mate. No-one is.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07So just stay out of my way, all right?
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Smells of polish in here.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Yeah, Sharon's got us spring cleaning before that suit gets here.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17I'm sorry about earlier.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- Forget it.- Right, I've cleaned the oven and restocked the fridge.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23What you worrying about? We're still running the pub.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25It's good to make a first impression.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Well he can take us as he finds us.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Billy dropped this off earlier. I forgot to tell ya.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31What is it?
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Open it up and you'll find out.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35You know what, I think it's time we started to celebrate. Trace?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Don't you think it's a bit premature, Shirley?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41For the first time in a long time, we've finally got some money coming in.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43- So can we get the builders in now? - Damn right we can.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45CHEERS AND SQUEALS
0:06:51 > 0:06:53STIFLED LAUGHS
0:06:55 > 0:06:57There she is.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Right, that's this one bathed
0:06:58 > 0:07:01and ready to impress the chicks at playgroup.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Lauren?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Sorry. Did you say something? Hello.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Nothing important.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Is everything all right?
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Three job rejections overnight.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16It's like they took one look at my CV and then they just run away.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19And no news from the job at your dad's place?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21No, they would've called by now.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22Still, maybe it's for the best.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24How?
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Because that way we get to spend more time with you, don't we?
0:07:29 > 0:07:31I just never...
0:07:31 > 0:07:33never thought I'd be one of them mums, y'know, that just
0:07:33 > 0:07:36sit at home all day in an old cardigan.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39That wouldn't be so bad, would it? Apart from the cardigan bit.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Look, Dad is giving me more and more responsibility at the restaurant,
0:07:44 > 0:07:47OK, and...pretty soon I'm going to be able to take care of all of us.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- You shouldn't have to.- I want to.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Maybe in a couple of months,
0:07:52 > 0:07:55you know, we can talk about having another baby.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Listen. You don't have to think about that now, OK.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Let's just focus on the time that we've got together, yeah?
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Right, I'm going to take him.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Say bye-bye to Mummy. Say bye-bye.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Bye-bye. Good boy. - Bye-bye, darling. Love you.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17I'm so sorry. It's just we were expecting a...
0:08:17 > 0:08:18What? A man?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20A fellow feminist, I see.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Erm... I'm sorry about the dog-napping thing.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23It's forgotten.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Listen.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30I'm just here today to get the measure of the place, that's all.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32This is your pub.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34I just want to see how we can improve efficiency
0:08:34 > 0:08:35and maximise profits.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Why don't we start with everyone's name?
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Well, I'm Woody. Bar manager. Nice to meet you. How you doing?
0:08:41 > 0:08:44I'm Sharon Mitchell. Also bar manager.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Ah, two bar managers? Little bit excessive.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Well, Linda, she doesn't do things by halves.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54I'm Tina Carter. I'm just here cos I'm on compassionate leave.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56My mum died.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57I'm sorry.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00I'm Whitney. I'm a full-time barmaid.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04Johnny Carter. I just help out when I can.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05And you must be the cleaner.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07I've gotta say, you're a marvel with that mop.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Shirley Carter. Licensee.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12I stand corrected. Well, Shirley -
0:09:12 > 0:09:15how about we start by going through this year's accounts?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17I take it they're all up to date?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23How come you're not at work?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26I called in sick. I couldn't face cleaning out the kennels today.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Lucky you.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Ohhh, I'm never drinking again. DONNA LAUGHS
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Why did I let you talk me into playing Ring of Fire?
0:09:32 > 0:09:36- Oh, stop whingeing. At least you got a kip in this morning.- Nope.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Grandma guilt-tripped me into picking hymns for her
0:09:38 > 0:09:39to sing at church.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43She wasn't happy that I was out all night.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45You're MEANT to be having fun -
0:09:45 > 0:09:48not living as Dot's spinster-in-training.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Yeah, and last night was a right laugh.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Well, next time you have to do the walk of shame,
0:09:52 > 0:09:55maybe get changed in our spare room first.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Yeah, beats getting interrogated, I suppose.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Well, any time you need to crash, you know where we are.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01How about tonight?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04All right, slow down. You'll be moving in at this rate.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07You serious or...?
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Well, why not?
0:10:08 > 0:10:11I mean, if you're going to hang out there
0:10:11 > 0:10:13why not pay for the privilege.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15I don't know. I mean, I couldn't do it to Grandma.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18What? Dot's the strongest woman on the Square. She'll be fine.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21You need to loosen up a bit.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Or do you want to sit in with a hymn book?
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- You sound like my dad. - That settles it then.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28If even your dad's telling you to get a life...
0:10:28 > 0:10:33The room won't be there forever. You wanna get in there.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34You sure the boys won't mind?
0:10:34 > 0:10:36When have you ever known them
0:10:36 > 0:10:38to turn down the chance of some extra cash?
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- Oh, when you put it like that... - Yeah?
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Yeah, all right. Why not?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45All right, great! All right, we'll celebrate tonight.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47OK, see you later.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- SHARON:- She doesn't smile much, does she?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57That'll be the Botox.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58You think we're in trouble?
0:10:58 > 0:11:02Who cares what the blonde calculator thinks? It's our pub.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03We run it our way.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07Er, Shirley. I seem to be missing the figures from last month.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09That's cos I ain't done 'em.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Is everything else OK?
0:11:11 > 0:11:13I've seen better.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Woody did a ladies' night the other night.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17They were lapping it up.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19That's what I like to hear.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24Is, er... Is everything all right with you and Johnny?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Nah, he hates me.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Look, you can't win 'em all, can you?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Stop trying so hard.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34I don't think we've been introduced.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Hi. I'm Tracey.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Nice to meet you.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41She's an institution around here.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43So is there anything else we can do for you?
0:11:43 > 0:11:45I think I've seen enough.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Do you mind if I have a look upstairs?
0:11:47 > 0:11:50No, it's fine. But don't go in the kitchen, it's still leaking.
0:11:50 > 0:11:51I'll...give you a tour.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55She seems nice.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58The sooner she lets us get on running the pub, the better.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Is everything all right?
0:12:03 > 0:12:07Yeah, they just wanna know if Mum wants a plaque at the crematorium.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13What's the point? It's not like she's going to care, is it?
0:12:18 > 0:12:22I've got a good mind to charge you commission, you know.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23What you talking about?
0:12:23 > 0:12:27Thanks to me, you've gone and got yourself a new housemate.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Well, that's amazing. Who is it?
0:12:31 > 0:12:32It's not that, erm...
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Woody from the pub, is it?
0:12:34 > 0:12:37It's better than that. Abs.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Tell me you're joking.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42What, I thought you'd be pleased?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- She's my ex.- And mine.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46It's not like you're gonna hook up with her again, is it?
0:12:46 > 0:12:49It ain't that, all right. Abi's is a bit...
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Oh...?
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Well, she's an olive short of a pizza.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54She ain't that bad.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56She told me she was pregnant.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Yeah, well...
0:12:58 > 0:13:01She's got an overactive imagination.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03We all make mistakes, don't we?
0:13:04 > 0:13:07What am I going to say to her?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Well, you got yourself in this mess.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10You can get out of it.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Oh, erm...
0:13:18 > 0:13:20I've finished the stocktaking exercise!
0:13:20 > 0:13:21Already?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Erm...
0:13:23 > 0:13:26I went through and checked them all and put the final figures
0:13:26 > 0:13:27down on the form.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Oh, so you counted all the items individually?
0:13:30 > 0:13:31Yep, tins, boxes, the lot.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Did you stop and serve at any point?
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Yep, there were some customers and a few queries
0:13:40 > 0:13:41whilst you were out the back.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44But I always resumed where I left off.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46And did you mark off each row as you went along, like I said?
0:13:46 > 0:13:49To avoid counting anything twice?
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Well...
0:13:50 > 0:13:51no.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53But I think it's pretty accurate.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Yeah, well, according to this,
0:13:56 > 0:13:58we should have 48 tins of mushroom soup.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02- HE LAUGHS - Yeah, that did seem a bit excessive.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Have I done something wrong?
0:14:06 > 0:14:08I'll just, just add it to my list.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10OK. What do you want me to do next?
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Take a break?
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Ten minutes?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Take the full hour.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17Thank you.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20Hello!
0:14:20 > 0:14:23I have just got the most amazing throw for my new bed.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25And I was thinking maybe a cleaning rota.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28- Cos you know what the boys are like.- The thing is, Abs...
0:14:28 > 0:14:30There's been a bit of a hiccup.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32What sort of hiccup?
0:14:32 > 0:14:33The boys don't want you moving in.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36Well, why not?
0:14:36 > 0:14:40They said some rubbish excuse about not wanting to live with an ex.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Oh, well, erm...it's probably just as well.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Who else would stay in and watch Eggheads with Grandma?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47So that's it? You're just going to giving up?
0:14:47 > 0:14:49- But you just said...- Er, no.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51We're not gonna let Beavis and Butt-Head ruin our plans.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55- But they've made up their minds. - So? We will change them.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57One way or another, Abi, you're getting that room.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03PHONE RINGS
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Lauren.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Hello.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16'Can I speak to Lauren Branning, please?'
0:15:16 > 0:15:17Lauren?
0:15:17 > 0:15:20No, I'm sorry. I think you must have the wrong number.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21All right. Bye.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Did you call me?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27It's nothing.
0:15:33 > 0:15:38OK, right. So let's pretend I'm the customer wanting a refund.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Run me through what you'd do.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48I'm sorry, which button is it again for returns?
0:15:50 > 0:15:51I will get there.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Yeah, look, erm... Helen's gonna be here shortly.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55So why don't we...?
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Why don't we just leave it, leave it for today?
0:16:00 > 0:16:01OK.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- Hiya- Oh, all right, Abs?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Yeah, I thought I'd get started on dinner early.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Don't want you drinking on an empty stomach, do we?
0:16:15 > 0:16:16Oh, yeah, erm...
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Did you...speak to Donna?
0:16:18 > 0:16:22Oh, yeah. Everything's fine. I mean, it's probably for the best.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24So was there anything else?
0:16:24 > 0:16:26I thought I'd cook us all dinner.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28A little thank you for letting me crash last night.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Oh, well, that's nice, but there's really no need.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Well yeah, of course there is.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Now you go and get comfy, and I'll sort the rest out in here.
0:16:38 > 0:16:39- All right.- All right.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Has Tina said anything to you?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50No. Why?
0:16:50 > 0:16:53- She just seems a bit quiet, you know.- Do you know...
0:16:53 > 0:16:56I've actually got a mate of mine I could set her up with.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57Woody! This is what I mean.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00You keep going on. Just stop trying so hard.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Three hours I've been sat in that meeting
0:17:03 > 0:17:04and not so much as a biscuit.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06The joys of planning.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08And now I've got a load of planning applications
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- to go through by tomorrow. - Well, if you ever need a hand,
0:17:11 > 0:17:13I've seen a lot of fine print over the years.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14I might hold you to that.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Who's that, Johnny?
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Oh, she's a business consultant.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23She was sent over by the freeholders to help "improve efficiency."
0:17:23 > 0:17:26With legs like that, she'll have no trouble pulling the punters in.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30Oh. Oh, no, she doesn't work here. She's just here to offer advice.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Thank you both. You've been really helpful.
0:17:32 > 0:17:33Is there anything else we can help you with?
0:17:33 > 0:17:36I think we can work on maximising your revenue but from what I can
0:17:36 > 0:17:37see, it's a lovely little pub.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40So what we'll hear from you in about a month?
0:17:40 > 0:17:41Tomorrow, actually.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44I'd like to outline a few suggestions to boost turnover.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45Don't forget your coat.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Well, we're looking forward to it already, aren't we, Shirley?
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Woody. Put some music on, will ya?
0:17:54 > 0:17:59MUSIC: I Only Want to Be with You by Dusty Springfield
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Turn it off.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Ignore her. Turn it up.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03I said turn it off!
0:18:05 > 0:18:07MUSIC STOPS
0:18:12 > 0:18:13What are you doing?
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Derek, leave him. Let him go.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17I think you should put that back.
0:18:22 > 0:18:23What you gonna do about it?
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Well, I can't do anything about it. But the police?
0:18:26 > 0:18:28That's another story.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30It's your word against mine.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Perhaps. But the CCTV footage might change that.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37It's just there for show.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38That's as maybe.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42But is that a risk you really want to take?
0:18:42 > 0:18:43Go on, have another look.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Give them a nice big clear shot of your face
0:18:45 > 0:18:47so they can work on that, eh?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49But on the other hand,
0:18:49 > 0:18:52if you want to avoid the whole thing, you could just put it back.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07You see him checking me out?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09I could have him done for sexual harassment.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Don't listen to him.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Oh, I've heard much worse than that in my time, believe me.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Mind you, he did have my heart racing a little bit there.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Oh, no, I'm sorry. Yes, The Minute Mart Manual.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31It expressly discourages confronting shoplifters. I'm sorry.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Yes, you're right, it does.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38Actually, I think what you just did there,
0:19:38 > 0:19:40you were kind of brilliant.
0:19:40 > 0:19:41Really?
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Yeah, you know what, I think you and I are going to get on just fine.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Fancy a cup of tea?
0:19:48 > 0:19:49Yeah.
0:19:54 > 0:19:55So how is it?
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Oh, it's very good, Abi, very good.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Feel free to come and cook for us any time.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02I think the four of us make a good team.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Yeah. I could get used to this.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06What about you two?
0:20:09 > 0:20:10Hang on a minute.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15Oh, you think you can butter us up by cooking for us, do you?
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Well, it worked, didn't it?
0:20:18 > 0:20:21We already told ya, the answer's no. It ain't a good idea.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Why not? I'm here all the time anyway.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24What difference does it make?
0:20:24 > 0:20:26We just think it works best the way it is.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Oh, so you're happy to eat my food and drink my vodka
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- as long as you can send me home after?- Yep.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33What you doing?
0:20:33 > 0:20:37You can't stop her moving in and keep all the perks.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41Oh and by the way, while we're at it, I'm moving my TV into my room.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43You wouldn't.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Good luck playing video games without a telly.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47You know how to play dirty, don't you?
0:20:47 > 0:20:50So what's it going to be?
0:20:50 > 0:20:51Abi moves in
0:20:51 > 0:20:54or you forfeit your gaming rights.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Fine. You win, all right. She can move in.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05But I don't want no weird stuff, all right?
0:21:05 > 0:21:07All right, I promise.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Look at us.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Like a proper little family, aren't we?
0:21:18 > 0:21:20You're not gonna to jump, are you?
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Knowing my luck, I'd land on Dot or something.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Can you do me a favour, can you just step away from the edge?
0:21:28 > 0:21:31I'm really not good with heights.
0:21:36 > 0:21:37I didn't mean to upset you.
0:21:41 > 0:21:42You didn't. It's just...
0:21:43 > 0:21:46My mum used to sing us that song when we were kids.
0:21:47 > 0:21:48I'm sorry.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55I know it's stupid. I just expect her to walk in, you know,
0:21:55 > 0:21:59with her dress inside out, in a flap about something.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Yeah, I was the same with my dad, when he...
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Is he dead?
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Yeah, he...
0:22:07 > 0:22:09died not much older than I am now.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11I was only a kid at the time.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14That must've been hard.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18Yeah, it was. I used to tell my mates that he'd gone away.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Opened up some flash business in the States.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24I said it so many times I actually believed it myself.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28What did your mum do?
0:22:28 > 0:22:29She fell apart.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Seven years old and suddenly I was the man of the house.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36I actually got myself a paper round. Six quid a week.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38I used to give her every penny.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40A lot of good that did.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42I bet she appreciated it.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Yeah, maybe.
0:22:50 > 0:22:51I just feel lost.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55You know, like I don't belong anywhere any more.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Yeah, well, you've got Shirl, ain't ya?
0:22:59 > 0:23:03Shirley's got her own problems. She don't need me around.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05It's just as well I'm here then, in it?
0:23:08 > 0:23:09I hardly know you.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13What's there to know? I'm 34.
0:23:13 > 0:23:18I like women, motorbikes and erm...Sherbet Dip Dabs.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19There's more to you than that.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21No. I'm as shallow as a puddle, me.
0:23:21 > 0:23:22I don't believe that.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28I'm glad you came.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Really? I don't think anyone else is.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Well, you've just, you know, gotta stop trying so hard.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Why does everyone keep on telling me that?
0:23:36 > 0:23:40Just...just chill out. Stop trying to be everyone's friend.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Yeah, I suppose I just want everyone to like me.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Well, I like you.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49- Is that a come-on?- Shut up.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Hey, listen - you're not the first lesbian I've ever had.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Oh, yeah, in your dreams.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56- It's true. - THEY LAUGH
0:23:58 > 0:24:00So come on. You gonna jump?
0:24:04 > 0:24:10Well, Shirley's got me on the late shift. So maybe tomorrow, yeah?
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Yeah. Yeah, tomorrow
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Right, that's all sorted. Dad's gonna cover my shift for me
0:24:22 > 0:24:25so I thought we could curl up in front of a DVD?
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Did my phone ring earlier?
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Er...no. Why?
0:24:29 > 0:24:31That Corinne from Weyland's,
0:24:31 > 0:24:36she's just e-mailed me saying she tried to call me earlier.
0:24:36 > 0:24:37Must have taken your number down wrong.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Yeah, true.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43Still, you know, there's going to be plenty of other jobs, isn't there?
0:24:43 > 0:24:44Oh...
0:24:44 > 0:24:46No, I'm through to the next round!
0:24:46 > 0:24:48What?
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Yeah, I know. I can't believe it either.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Oh, ain't you pleased?
0:24:53 > 0:24:57Yeah, no, of course I am. I always knew you could do it.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Come here.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Oh, good, you're home.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13I've made your favourite for supper.
0:25:13 > 0:25:14Oh, I'm not hungry.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Oh, come on. I made it specially for you.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24The stain, you got rid of it.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Well, I've still got a few tricks up me sleeve.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30And I know how much that cardigan means to you.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Come on, eat up.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34I don't want your mother at me.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38I mean, Tanya'll think I ain't taking care of you.
0:25:38 > 0:25:39- Go on.- Yeah...
0:25:48 > 0:25:50FOOTSTEPS
0:25:59 > 0:26:01You know what I don't get?
0:26:01 > 0:26:05Is why someone as fit as you is still single.
0:26:05 > 0:26:09Well, I ain't exactly spoilt for choice around here, am I?
0:26:09 > 0:26:10What's YOUR excuse?
0:26:11 > 0:26:13I like to keep my options open, I guess.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15So you don't fancy Whit then?
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Why? You going to put a good word in for me?
0:26:18 > 0:26:20What, and do the graft for you? No chance.
0:26:25 > 0:26:26Gets easier, you know.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30It doesn't feel like it.
0:26:30 > 0:26:31Oh, come here.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40I just feel completely on my own.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45You know, everyone I love leaves me.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47It's my mum, my dad,
0:26:47 > 0:26:50Sonia...
0:26:50 > 0:26:53and now even Mick, HE'S gone.
0:26:53 > 0:26:54Yeah, but you're not on your own.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57I'm here, ain't I?