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0:01:21 > 0:01:22I'm telling you, Abi's ghosting me.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25She hasn't replied to my last three texts!

0:01:25 > 0:01:28- So? - So she's bottled telling Dot.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Oh, well(!)

0:01:31 > 0:01:32Yeah.

0:01:32 > 0:01:36I guess I'll have to get Martin to move my TV back into my room.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42I'll have a word with her as soon as I've posted this, all right?

0:01:45 > 0:01:48- What's that? - Plan B.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51For when Jay inevitably fails.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Yeah, there's nothing here that says Fi has any power.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59- She's just an advisor. - She can't do nothing?

0:01:59 > 0:02:01- She can cause trouble. - What, with me here?

0:02:01 > 0:02:02So, hang on,

0:02:02 > 0:02:05you just popped into his room and asked him to go to the shop?

0:02:05 > 0:02:06I need painkillers, all right?

0:02:06 > 0:02:08With all your clothes in your hands!?

0:02:08 > 0:02:11This got anything to do with you going AWOL last night,

0:02:11 > 0:02:13or not being in your bed this morning?

0:02:13 > 0:02:15- Shut up, all right? - I've got a minging hangover.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Oh, you dirty stop-out!

0:02:17 > 0:02:18You don't know the half of it.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Hang on, Woody went missing last night as well.

0:02:21 > 0:02:22Ugh! KNOCK AT DOOR

0:02:22 > 0:02:24I just want to get a Coke and go back up to bed, all right?

0:02:24 > 0:02:26You didn't. Woody?!

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Bring it down, all right? My head's killing me.

0:02:29 > 0:02:30Hi, there.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Sorry I'm in so early, lots to do.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34I hope you're going to pay for that.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Does anyone else want to have a go at me today?

0:02:36 > 0:02:38I guess not. Shirley, I've been going over the books.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40We have things to discuss. Shall we go upstairs?

0:02:40 > 0:02:44Yeah, let's do it in private. Don't want you clowns involved.

0:02:46 > 0:02:47What you so giddy about?

0:02:48 > 0:02:51- I thought I was playing it cool. - Fail.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56I got the date for the last interview through. Next Wednesday.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Doesn't give you very long to prepare, does it?

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Oh, thanks for the vote of confidence(!)

0:03:01 > 0:03:02It's just a bit quick, that's all.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05I'm sure Dad will talk me through it.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09Think he's finally coming round to the idea of us being colleagues.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18PHONE CHIMES

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Morning, Josh. Have you got a second?

0:03:31 > 0:03:34I just heard from Lauren, and she tells me she's down to the last two.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Yeah, should be a formality. Not sure about the other fella.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38Yeah, well, don't give her the job, mate.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40I've had a think about it, and it's not a good idea.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42She really wants it though, don't she?

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Yeah, but she don't know what's best for her.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Honestly, give it to the other geezer.

0:03:46 > 0:03:47Good lad.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00- Oh, morning, Abi. - Hiya.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Er, Grandma, there's something that I need to tell you.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Oh, what's that?

0:04:04 > 0:04:06What are you doing with a load of board games?

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Well, I was thinking, I ain't seen much of you lately,

0:04:09 > 0:04:11what with your busy social calendar.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13I've only been at Donna's.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Well, you might as well move in, you're there so much.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18What about those board games?

0:04:18 > 0:04:22Well, like I was saying, I thought we might play a couple tonight,

0:04:22 > 0:04:26and I could make a lovely stew to go with them.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Mm? - Yeah, that would be nice.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31How about a couple of boiled eggs for breakfast?

0:04:31 > 0:04:36With soldiers, with the crusts cut off, just like you like them.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37Yeah, all right.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Sorry. Only had one teabag.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56- Morning. - Hiya.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58I'd avoid me for a couple of hours, if I were you.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Well, Fi already text me and asked me to sit in, so...

0:05:01 > 0:05:03You got his number fast.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05As bar manager, he needs to hear this.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08So, as I was saying, I've been through the books.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11One thing sticks out immediately, but it's an easy fix.

0:05:11 > 0:05:12I'm all ears.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15You've got too many staff. Two too many, to be exact.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17So, you're saying by sacking staff, that's an easy fix?

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Well, in business terms.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21It's not as difficult as getting more customers in,

0:05:21 > 0:05:23although that does need to happen, too.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Can I take a look?

0:05:24 > 0:05:28Well, I think I've got just about the right amount of staff.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Normally, for a pub of this size, you'd need three staff max

0:05:31 > 0:05:33at peak hours, but the rota...

0:05:33 > 0:05:34I'm fine.

0:05:35 > 0:05:39Listen, Grafton have certain expectations about your profits,

0:05:39 > 0:05:40because they affect your turnover rent.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Is there anything else?

0:05:43 > 0:05:45It's as bold as brass, Shirl, you can't ignore it.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47No, but I can ignore HER.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Shirley, you may still own the business, but they own the

0:05:50 > 0:05:53building now. You need to keep them on side.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55I'm not sure running The Vic out of Sharon's front room's going to

0:05:55 > 0:05:58have the same appeal to our regulars, Shirl.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Oh, hello, Jay, come on in. She's in the back.

0:06:08 > 0:06:09Thanks, Dot.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Ooh, egg and soldiers! Ain't had them for ages.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Shouldn't you be at work?

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Well, I went to the post office for Billy,

0:06:18 > 0:06:22and I thought I'd come offer my removal services.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24But judging on your radio silence and Dot's good mood,

0:06:24 > 0:06:26I'm guessing you haven't told her.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29Well, what do you care? You don't even want me there, anyway.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Well, I've warmed to the idea.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33You ain't having second thoughts, are you?

0:06:33 > 0:06:37No. It's just we're having a board game marathon tonight, so...

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Abi, just tell her.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42That's easy for you to say, Jay. You not the one deserting her.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Well, it's not the first time Dot's lost a housemate.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47PHONE RINGS

0:06:49 > 0:06:50He's got this Spidey-Sense,

0:06:50 > 0:06:52just telling him when I'm bunking off, I swear.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Look, you can't live with Dot forever. You ain't a kid any more.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00All right, Bill?

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Yeah, well, the queue was huge, mate. What do you want me to do?

0:07:04 > 0:07:06- Why do it, though!? - Why do you even care?

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Look, you know what he did to me!

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Guys, not while Fi's here. Wages.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Oh, "did to you". Oh, come on, Johnny, grow up.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16It weren't that bad! And, as for me, I had a great time, thank you!

0:07:16 > 0:07:19- Part-time lesbian. - What did you just call me?!

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Pub's full and you're not even open yet.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25- I'll be back later, to see what you've decided.- OK.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31What was said?

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Over you lot arguing, not much.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Sharon, what you doing here? You're not due in till tonight.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37I've just come in for my wages.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40I swear that you lot are trying to make this really difficult.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44I take it she didn't have good news, then?

0:07:44 > 0:07:46That's for Shirley to say, not me.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Who's even in charge of this pub now?

0:07:54 > 0:07:56You sounded pretty serious on the phone.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59There he is. Hello, mate, you all right?

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Dad! You sounded serious on the phone.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Oh, yeah, no, all it was, was the geezer that you're up against

0:08:05 > 0:08:07is the director's son-in-law. It's a stitch-up.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10What?!

0:08:10 > 0:08:13So they were going to call me in for an interview for no reason?

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Well, HR have just got to go through all the motions.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Sorry, Lauren.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Great(!)

0:08:20 > 0:08:22I just didn't want them to string you along

0:08:22 > 0:08:23for another couple of weeks.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Thank you for telling me.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Anyway, stuff their interview.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33You'll be all right, Lauren. You'll find something else.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34I'll help you.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39What would I do without you, Dad?

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Right, I'd better get back.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Sorry.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49- See you later. - See you.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59PHONE CHIMES

0:09:10 > 0:09:13- Dad.- Mm. - You got any plans later?

0:09:15 > 0:09:19Why can't you just tell us what she said?

0:09:19 > 0:09:20We should be open.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Well, you should stop taking advantage of drunk Carters,

0:09:23 > 0:09:25but that ain't happened either yet, has it?

0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Whit, what you doing? - It's gone 11.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Just give it five minutes, yeah? I'm not in the mood.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35We should tell them.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37- Why would we want to do that? - Because it's well moody in here.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- It ain't going to bring the punters in, is it?- Oh, what, and

0:09:40 > 0:09:42telling them they're going to be sacked is going to help, is it?

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Well, there's no need, because I'm not taking her advice.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Oh, yeah, yeah, the bury your head in the sand approach.

0:09:47 > 0:09:48That's the key to success, that is(!)

0:09:48 > 0:09:51You know what? Fi wanted you in in that meeting, but I didn't.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Forget what you heard, and get on with your work.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Well, I would, but that might mean opening up!

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Cheers.

0:10:04 > 0:10:05I found this in the caff!

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Well, that's good, that's exactly where I left it.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09It's an advert for a new housemate.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Do you think that last bit's all right? "No psychos, no politicians"?

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Donna, we had an agreement!

0:10:14 > 0:10:17The thing I didn't say is, as well as wanting to live with you,

0:10:17 > 0:10:20we need money, fast.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22We've got to rent out the room.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Right, OK, but don't give away the room, please.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26I'll tell Grandma tonight, honestly.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Before or after the board game marathon?

0:10:43 > 0:10:45- KNOCK AT DOOR - It's open.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50- All right? - Hi.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57I came to apologise for earlier.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Oh, don't worry.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01I blew my wages on a new pair of shoes.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05I take it Fi was the cause of your mood?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09She said that I've got to sack two employees.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Tell her where to go!

0:11:11 > 0:11:15And if I don't, Grafton can chuck us out of the building.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18No, she's just trying to squeeze every penny she can out the place.

0:11:18 > 0:11:19No, she's right. The books don't lie.

0:11:22 > 0:11:23So, who's it going to be?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Whit, Johnny, or you?

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Well, if you have to sack someone, it shouldn't be one of us.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40What do you want?

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Reassurance.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46Johnny reckons that I took advantage of you.

0:11:47 > 0:11:53I mean, I know you're gay and that, but

0:11:53 > 0:11:55how actually drunk were you?

0:11:56 > 0:11:59You didn't take advantage of me. I was just desperate.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01That's a relief.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Fine with people using me as a last resort.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09I was just feeling guilty about Mum, I needed someone.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12So why can't you look at me today, then?

0:12:16 > 0:12:17Cos it's embarrassing!

0:12:19 > 0:12:20You know what?

0:12:20 > 0:12:24Maybe I shouldn't have come here. I had a bad feeling about it.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Well, why did you, then? - Linda asked me to.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31I suppose she didn't think I'd alienate the whole family

0:12:31 > 0:12:33in one day.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36It ain't you.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Everyone is just worn out.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40It's been too hard for too long.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45I'd go, if it weren't my family.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Well, you think I should walk?

0:12:48 > 0:12:52I mean, it would actually help the bottom line.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53Maybe, if you're unhappy.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57Look, I think it's sweet that you want to help Linda,

0:12:57 > 0:13:00but at the end of the day, she's the one that should be here

0:13:00 > 0:13:02- taking the flack, not you. - Yeah.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09And then if you can get in touch with MG properties...

0:13:10 > 0:13:14Max. HR just e-mailed me saying they've filled the position.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17Yeah. Mark Taylor. I've just got them to call him.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20Mate, I'm flattered you think so much of my daughter,

0:13:20 > 0:13:22but Mark's got more experience, and he's better suited.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25- Yeah, but Lauren's...- Look, Lauren's had a really tough time of it

0:13:25 > 0:13:26the last couple of years, all right?

0:13:26 > 0:13:29She don't need a stressful job. She's needs looking after.

0:13:29 > 0:13:30See you.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Oh, what?

0:13:54 > 0:13:56What's all this?

0:13:56 > 0:14:00Well, your dad text about the job, so....

0:14:00 > 0:14:01I got rid of everyone.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Dad was a bit annoyed, but he's fine.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11I wanted to make you feel special.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Because you are.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15No matter what Weyland think.

0:14:24 > 0:14:25That was delicious.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Oh, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Yeah, you've gone to so much trouble.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32Well, since Arthur left, I ain't had no-one to go to trouble for,

0:14:32 > 0:14:36have I? I tell you what, Abi, you go in the front room and set out

0:14:36 > 0:14:39the board, and I'll make us a nice cup of tea.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Yeah, nice.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05Donna, I'm sorry, but I can't move out. I can't do it to my grandma.

0:15:07 > 0:15:08Give the room to someone else.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21To the best thing that ever happened to me.

0:15:21 > 0:15:22Steven!

0:15:22 > 0:15:23It's true.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32You not hungry?

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Erm, no, I... I don't know. I just...

0:15:37 > 0:15:39I just feel really disappointed.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Look, Lauren, I got the place to ourselves,

0:15:45 > 0:15:48I made you roast lamb to remind you of New Zealand,

0:15:48 > 0:15:51I burnt my thumbs lighting about a million candles.

0:15:51 > 0:15:52I know, and I appreciate it.

0:15:52 > 0:15:53Then why do I feel like you don't?

0:15:58 > 0:16:02Cos I haven't shown you how much I do appreciate all this, maybe?

0:16:14 > 0:16:16We should tell Dot ourselves.

0:16:16 > 0:16:17We can't do that.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19What, so Abi's just going to live there forever,

0:16:19 > 0:16:21because she's too chicken to say anything?

0:16:21 > 0:16:23It's not our place, Don.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26She just needs a little push, and if you want to watch

0:16:26 > 0:16:28the Grand Prix this weekend, you'll help.

0:16:31 > 0:16:32Come on.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34She wants you to sack two of us?!

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Yeah, well, don't worry, it's all in hand.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41- This should be good. - Mm.

0:16:42 > 0:16:43Ooh, five.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45One, two, three, four, five...

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Oh, no, I've got to go down!

0:16:47 > 0:16:52Oh! Oh, that's unfortunate.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Perhaps you'd better have another turn.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56KNOCK AT DOOR

0:16:56 > 0:17:00No, I'll answer it. Go on, have another turn.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03Maybe you should teach me bridge after all, Grandma.

0:17:07 > 0:17:11Oh, hello! Oh, come on in, come in.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14We've got visitors.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17Are you stopping? You know, will you be playing?

0:17:17 > 0:17:18What are you doing here?

0:17:18 > 0:17:21We couldn't miss out on the fun, could we, boys?

0:17:21 > 0:17:23(Sorry.)

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Surely you've got some wild night out planned?

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Well, we were going to stay in with our new flatmate,

0:17:28 > 0:17:31but then she didn't show, so we thought we'd come round to see

0:17:31 > 0:17:33if she'd changed her mind.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37What's she talking about? Abi?

0:17:44 > 0:17:46That's the second time today

0:17:46 > 0:17:48someone's been busted walking out of that room.

0:17:53 > 0:17:54Shouldn't we do this in private?

0:17:54 > 0:17:57No need. They know.

0:17:57 > 0:18:01You see, the way I see it is that we don't need to sack two people,

0:18:01 > 0:18:04we just need to sack one, the newest.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Woody!?

0:18:06 > 0:18:10He's the manager, he costs the most, and his wages will cover two people.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Ah, just in time to stop a mutiny.

0:18:12 > 0:18:13Mutiny?

0:18:13 > 0:18:16Yeah, they saying you're the one who should be going.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18It's not personal, you were the last one in.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22But on a personal level, you are also a total disaster.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25- Thanks(!) - Anything to say about that, Woody?

0:18:25 > 0:18:28Well, I packed my bags, so I guess I think they must be right.

0:18:28 > 0:18:33I mean, it can't be Johnny or Whit, they're young,

0:18:33 > 0:18:35good looking, full of chat.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39And Shirley keeps the punters at bay when they get all rowdy,

0:18:39 > 0:18:41and Abi's cheap as chips, so...

0:18:41 > 0:18:43But Grafton Hill want you here.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Yeah, but as they said, I'm new and pricey

0:18:45 > 0:18:47and, as Johnny pointed out, deeply unpopular.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50So that's it? You've just packed your bags, and off you go?

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Don't try and talk him out of it!

0:18:53 > 0:18:54Are you really happy for me to go?

0:18:54 > 0:18:57- Really happy. - You? Sharon?

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Well, not that it's my decision, but it seems the best option, yeah.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05I ain't going anywhere, then.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Sorry? You lost me.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10I'm the only one who's willing to put this business first.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Congratulations, you little martyr!

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Do you know what? Believe me, I would love to go.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17I don't need to be waking up every single morning getting

0:19:17 > 0:19:20treated like muck, but I told Linda I would look after her pub.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23Well, I hardly think, out of all of us family and close friends,

0:19:23 > 0:19:24you're the one looking out for Linda.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27No? I don't see you offering to go.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29In fact, you don't even need this job.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32It's just like an extension of your social life.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34What do you actually bring to the business?

0:19:34 > 0:19:36As far as I'm concerned, you're first out.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39You haven't got the authority.

0:19:39 > 0:19:43Well, that leaves Tracey and Abi, and as I said, Abi's cheap as chips.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45You're not going to sack Tracey?

0:19:45 > 0:19:47She's an institution. Who do you think you are?

0:19:47 > 0:19:49I'm the manager of this place.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Who's going to tell her, Shirl? You or me?

0:19:55 > 0:19:58I did think about it, but why move when I'm so happy here?

0:19:58 > 0:20:01Well, you've got board games. And a cat.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05I decided against it. Honestly. Tell her.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08It's true, she turned us down.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10Yeah, she told us this evening.

0:20:11 > 0:20:16I've lived with you long enough to know when your telling a porky.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18I'm not telling porkies!

0:20:21 > 0:20:24Some months ago, you lived in a family home with your

0:20:24 > 0:20:27father, and your mother, your sister Lauren, and Oscar.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29And then everything fell apart.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34What's that got to do with it?

0:20:34 > 0:20:37Well, then you came and stayed with me and Dave,

0:20:37 > 0:20:39and you felt safe, stable.

0:20:40 > 0:20:45And it's hard to give that up, when you've lost so much already,

0:20:45 > 0:20:50but you can't stay somewhere just because you feel safe.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52You'll never get anywhere that way.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56- BEN:- This true, Abi? - No.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59Well, maybe.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01- Well, you should have said. - Well, it's embarrassing.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03No, it ain't, it's natural.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06I've been after a decent home my whole life.

0:21:06 > 0:21:11Yeah, we all get that one, Abs. Right bunch of misfits.

0:21:11 > 0:21:12Yeah, but my grandma loves having me here.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14They didn't even want me.

0:21:14 > 0:21:18All right, fair enough, we weren't that juiced at the idea at first,

0:21:18 > 0:21:20but we've got used to it, ain't we, Jay?

0:21:20 > 0:21:25Yeah, when Donna threatened to take the TV back, I really came on board.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27- Jay! - He's teasing.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30- DOT:- Sounds as if you've a nice little family in the making.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33You have my blessing.

0:21:34 > 0:21:35Really, you do.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39I think you should go.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49Oh!

0:21:49 > 0:21:52What?

0:21:52 > 0:21:54I don't know what that's doing in there.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01I know. Shall I go and put on that outfit you got?

0:22:01 > 0:22:02Yeah, OK!

0:22:17 > 0:22:20It was really kind of you to make it easy for her like that.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23Yes, well, just you make sure you look after her,

0:22:23 > 0:22:26because she ain't as tough as she makes out.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Blimey, is that everything?

0:22:28 > 0:22:30- Nowhere near. - Is our place even big enough?

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Oh, stop moaning. You can put it on my chair in a minute.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38This is all happening really quickly.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40Well, sometimes that's for the best.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43You'll be with your friends, be able to spread your wings.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46I'll never forget living with you, though, Grandma.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49Honestly, it's the happiest I've been since Mum left.

0:22:49 > 0:22:50Oh, go on with you.

0:22:51 > 0:22:55You know Dave, he won't be pleased with me if we miss the news.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58- Off you go! - OK.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Bye, Dave.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15We'll miss her, won't we, Dave?

0:23:17 > 0:23:20Never mind, we've got each other.

0:23:32 > 0:23:33Here I am!

0:23:36 > 0:23:37Hello?

0:23:43 > 0:23:44What?! Steven!

0:23:44 > 0:23:48- Sorry, I was just... - Letting me in.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50I'm Josh, by the way.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53Er, Steven. Lauren's boyfriend.

0:23:54 > 0:23:55Very, er...

0:23:57 > 0:23:58Very gothic in here.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Actually, mate, you've got a real cheek,

0:24:01 > 0:24:04showing up here at all hours, after the way you've treated her.

0:24:04 > 0:24:05Steven!

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Sorry, I've just come from a meeting round the corner.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09I thought you'd want to know as soon as we decided.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Soon as what was decided?

0:24:11 > 0:24:14If you want it, you've got a job with Weyland.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16What? No, Dad said that I didn't get it.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18You were a bit under-qualified for that one,

0:24:18 > 0:24:20but we were so impressed with your photography skills,

0:24:20 > 0:24:22we had to find you something.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26- Like what? - Creative Team Assistant.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Are you serious?!

0:24:29 > 0:24:32BABY CRIES

0:24:32 > 0:24:33One of yours?

0:24:33 > 0:24:35Yeah.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38- Steven, could you...? - Yeah. Yeah, of course.

0:24:40 > 0:24:41I'm so proud of you, baby.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52A boyfriend and a kid?

0:24:52 > 0:24:53Anything else I should know about?

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Prior convictions? Royal blood?

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Thank you for the job.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03I don't really know what to say.

0:25:03 > 0:25:07I'm looking forward to working with you. Seeing you every day.

0:25:07 > 0:25:11Careful, you're my boss now. That could be seen as harassment.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13It could be, if you didn't like it.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19He's just gone straight back to sleep.

0:25:19 > 0:25:24I'll leave you to it, then, before your wicks run dry.

0:25:24 > 0:25:25Good to meet you, Steven.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31LAUREN SQUEALS

0:25:31 > 0:25:35- Guess you're happy, then? - Yes! Aren't you?!

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Yeah. Course I am.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39Now, where were we?

0:25:41 > 0:25:45I am so sorry, but I have got to call my dad.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Well, how long's that going to take?

0:25:47 > 0:25:51Oh, not as long as the conversation with my mum's going to be.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Steven, you've got a one-track mind!

0:26:01 > 0:26:02Max!

0:26:04 > 0:26:06All right?

0:26:06 > 0:26:09So, what's so important that we had to meet here?

0:26:09 > 0:26:12I wanted to share the happy news.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14I just gave Lauren a job.

0:26:14 > 0:26:15Er, well, there ain't no job, is there?

0:26:15 > 0:26:19- Cos Taylor got it. - Yeah, that was a crafty move.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21No matter, I just made up a new one.

0:26:21 > 0:26:22Sorry, what's, er...? What's going on?

0:26:22 > 0:26:26You've done well with The Vic, Max. Don't ruin it now.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30Listen, I didn't want Lauren to get the job.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33I let it slide today, but don't ever tell me what to do again.

0:26:34 > 0:26:35I get it.

0:26:35 > 0:26:39I'm younger than you, and you're not comfortable with that,

0:26:39 > 0:26:41but I am your boss.

0:26:41 > 0:26:42Remember that.

0:26:45 > 0:26:46There's a good lad.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52PHONE RINGS

0:27:01 > 0:27:04Linda left me in charge. Do you know why?

0:27:04 > 0:27:05Because we're best mates.

0:27:05 > 0:27:09Anyway, this is a family business, and your name ain't Carter.

0:27:09 > 0:27:12You might be manager of this pub, but it's my name above the door.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15So, call Mick, explain it all.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18Oh, course, you might have to tell him what you did with his business.

0:27:18 > 0:27:19Are you threatening us?

0:27:19 > 0:27:23See, you lot all only think that I'm here for women and having a laugh.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25Er, yeah, kind of.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28But I ain't the one who bankrupted myself and had to sell up.

0:27:29 > 0:27:31Now, it's not a threat, cos I won't call Mick.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34That would destroy the one thing I'm actually here trying to save.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36- How very noble of you(!) - Sounds like a coup to me.

0:27:36 > 0:27:40Until Linda tells me otherwise, I am running this pub.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43You cannot sack someone that's been here longer than us.

0:27:43 > 0:27:44Tracey's worked here for 30 years.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46Well, any of you want to take her place?

0:27:46 > 0:27:49Johnny, you want to ring your dad and tell him about the freehold?

0:27:49 > 0:27:52No. Right, then.

0:27:58 > 0:28:00Whitney said you want to see me.

0:28:02 > 0:28:03Yeah, Trace, please.

0:28:11 > 0:28:13Look, we've got to let you go.

0:28:13 > 0:28:18Now, it's my decision, not theirs,

0:28:18 > 0:28:21but we just can't afford to keep you, no matter how good you are.

0:28:21 > 0:28:25Now, here's a little something to tide you over with, all right?

0:28:25 > 0:28:27There's a little something extra.

0:28:27 > 0:28:28But I love this job.

0:28:36 > 0:28:38And I thought Fi was bad.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45You'd better know what you're doing,

0:28:45 > 0:28:49cos one mistake, no matter how small, they will eat you alive.