0:00:32 > 0:00:36Oh, that's very kind of you, but I couldn't face a three course dinner.
0:00:36 > 0:00:37My stomach's shrunk.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41Just some scrambled egg with some toast, that'll be lovely. Thank you.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44It's a really unpleasant bug this, Jane. Just ask Steven.
0:00:44 > 0:00:4724 hours now, I've been getting intimately acquainted with the
0:00:47 > 0:00:50- inside of a toilet bowl. - Yes, thank you, Ian(!)
0:00:50 > 0:00:52We're all well aware of your recent event.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55That's not for you.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58I wish you'd listen. Romantic dinner?
0:00:58 > 0:01:00What?
0:01:00 > 0:01:03- We're going out. Get a bit of fresh air.- Love, I'm still in my jammies.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Well, you'd better take them off then,
0:01:05 > 0:01:08or you'll show Louie up in the indoor play area.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Oh, please, no. Not the indoor play area.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Half an hour and then we'll pop to the restaurant and talk
0:01:12 > 0:01:14through the offer on the chippy. Again.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18A few goes up and down the slide. All goes towards your 10,000 steps.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Kim?
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Kim, who died?
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Her doorbell stopped working?
0:02:06 > 0:02:10- It's a quiet day for gossip over on Bridge Street then?- Dire.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11When are you coming over?
0:02:11 > 0:02:15- Dinner's here. - The price is too high, mate.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17- All right? - You know where the plates are, yeah?
0:02:17 > 0:02:20What am I? Dial a pizza?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- You all right, kids? - And risk is part of your MO.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Well, you know, I ain't got the time to stop, babe. You know.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Busy-busy life.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34I've got a toddler to look after. Massive house.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Pearl is very advanced.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40She already knows how to get out of her cot and turn on the iPad.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Yeah.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45Have you any idea what it's like to have someone just throw themselves,
0:02:45 > 0:02:48literally, on the floor when you give them an apple with the skin on?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Is Pearl still in a cot at her age?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53And that's the reason why I cannot be expected to take the
0:02:53 > 0:02:54responsibility of the world.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Did Denise really faint?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Hey.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Turn over a new leaf, we said.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25We've got to do this business plan.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Come on, Mick.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Sorry.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34Look, you don't have to apologise. We're all right, ain't we?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Yeah, we got the punters back in the Vic.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39It's like you've had your right arm chopped off cos you ain't got
0:03:39 > 0:03:41some bird bossing you about.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Well, consider me that bird.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45We've got a landlord now.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48And they've recommended Fi as our consultant.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51We can't fail, not now things are turning round.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55Suck it up, Mick! Or we'll lose the pub after all this hassle.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04All right.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05All right.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14OK, OK, OK.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Here, let me have a try.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Need more thyme in your jus.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23We need to go and pick up Louie.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25What are you thinking with that stock to wine ratio?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27If we don't go in five minutes to pick up Louie,
0:04:27 > 0:04:30I'm going to fall out of this wheelchair. On purpose.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33And then I'm going to make you carry me to the car and then I'm
0:04:33 > 0:04:36going to make you go into the under threes area and have your
0:04:36 > 0:04:37face painted again.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- Steven has got it all under control, haven't you?- Yeah.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Go on, have fun.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57MUSIC STARTS
0:05:18 > 0:05:20TIMER TICKS
0:05:23 > 0:05:27- How comes you lot ain't dressed yet? - It's a PJ day.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Can you maybe sit down, please?
0:05:29 > 0:05:32You have to wear them all day, even if you want to go to the park.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35You can go to the park when Charlie's gone.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39Listen, if you eat any of this, right, you get ice cream.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41What do you mean? Where's Charlie going?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43- In the bin.- School.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45What's that mean?
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Dad's got to teach him a lesson.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50All right, done.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Yeah, I'll bell you tomorrow with the time and place, yeah? Cheers.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Right. Dinner.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Nice?
0:06:06 > 0:06:09What? You're not meant to be back yet. You're in Canary Wharf.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12What do you mean, "meant"?
0:06:12 > 0:06:16Ah, just, um, you know, like, tube's busy with tourists, isn't it?
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Half term.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Yeah, I'm still not feeling right.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25Oh, by the way, I got a lift. Why ain't you at work? Where's Louie?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27I told you, babe, OK?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30These bugs, you need to leave them a clear 24 hours.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34- Get a proper meal inside you. - Steven.- You know, have a lie down.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Listen, um... - Is it parking permits here?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Hey.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Josh dropped me home.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- Right.- Managed to get a gap the other side of the Square.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Babe, that's not for me, is it? Cos the last thing I want is dinner.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58You going to put some clothes on?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Well, I wasn't expecting visitors, Lauren.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Oh, yeah... Hey, no... Um, my bad, just dropping in like this.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Do you know what? I don't have to check out the animation now.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- Show me when you're over this bug, yeah?- It's not a bug.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Just not feeling right, you know?
0:07:15 > 0:07:18But you're here now anyway, aren't you?
0:07:18 > 0:07:20So I would like to get the boss' opinion.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22OK?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Sure.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26OK.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- Yes.- Ten minutes and she's all yours, yeah?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- Do you want a drink?- Yeah. I'd love one. Thank you.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55- I just can't believe it. - Two teas.- Thanks.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Thanks.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01Under my nose. Denise was starving, literally.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06You hear about these things,
0:08:06 > 0:08:09but you always think they'll happen somewhere else.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Why didn't she tell you she was having such a hard time?
0:08:12 > 0:08:14I don't know.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17I know we've been a bit, well...not talking,
0:08:17 > 0:08:20but I'd have still helped out.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24All I know is that whatever choices that she makes, I'm not included.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Pride. It's her pride, Kim.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33Embarrassment. She's given up so much to better her life.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38Oh, do you think that's why she ditched Kush?
0:08:38 > 0:08:41What's better about being out of work and hungry?
0:08:41 > 0:08:42I mean, I like her how she was.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46Yeah. I miss one breakfast, I get a headache.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49And there wasn't much of her in the first place. I mean, poor thing.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52She must have felt so rotten.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56You know, they make it that hard to claim benefits.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59It's not just the scroungers they punish.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05- She must have been so lonely. - Denise is good at keeping secrets.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10I don't know...
0:09:10 > 0:09:12I just want to help her, you know?
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Yeah.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20You're not going to get anywhere with that attitude.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Denise is not a woman you can look after.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24She looks after you.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- If you want to press play.- Yeah.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32And they'll sort of just pop up as and when you're speaking.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Oh, this is great, Lauren.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- I think that could be bigger. - No, no. That's perfect...
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Right, so, dinner.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- Babe, I'm really not hungry. - Lauren, you need to eat.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Right? Doesn't she need to eat, Josh?
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Yes, exactly. In fact, why don't you stay too?
0:09:48 > 0:09:52Oh... I'm sure Lauren gets enough of me all day.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53I don't want to intrude.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Yeah, I'm sure he's got a lot better things to do.- No, no, no.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Honestly, it's no intrusion, buddy. It's no intrusion at all.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02After all, I get Lauren to myself all night, every night, don't I?
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Yeah, come on, babe. It's the least we can do.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Thank your boss for driving you all the way back here.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Crusted rack of lamb, right,
0:10:09 > 0:10:13with a red wine jus and chargrilled carrots.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16I insist, Josh. Do you cook?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Er, no.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- No, not really.- No, no.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Well, it's an art. Isn't it?
0:10:22 > 0:10:25What with all the timing involved and the creativity.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Well, it makes sitting behind a desk all day seem like
0:10:28 > 0:10:30a walk in the park.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31Josh don't sit behind a desk all day.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34No, no, course he doesn't.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Course. Right, excellent.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Well, you set another place then.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41And Josh, come and have a look, check it out.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44And tell me, are you more of a pinot noir man or
0:10:44 > 0:10:47a Chateauneuf-du-Pape when it comes to lamb, Josh?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Tell me, what exactly is it that you do?
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Well, um...
0:10:52 > 0:10:56TANNOY: '..Suspended due to an incident at Whitechapel.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58'London Transport apologises...'
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Sorry, sweetheart. Can we squeeze in there?
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- Do you want to sit down? - No, I'll be all right.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06Excuse me, mate.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09You couldn't jump up so my wife could sit down, could you?
0:11:09 > 0:11:11I wouldn't normally ask.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15It's just, you know, they call them priority for a reason.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17- And she's pregnant.- Oh, shush!
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Oh, thank you. You're a gentleman. Good lad.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28You ARE pregnant!
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- What, you crazy? - Charlie's not having Matthew, end of.- Jack, listen to me, all right?
0:11:38 > 0:11:42The police find out about this, they ain't going to just charge you with assault tomorrow.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46- They're going to lock you up and throw away the key.- Well, if they charge me, they're going to charge
0:11:46 > 0:11:49me with ABH. ABH means I go down, Max.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51And yes, that's just how Charlie set it up.
0:11:51 > 0:11:56What are you talking about - Charlie set it up? What? You didn't hit him hard enough, so he beat himself up?!
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- Is that what you're trying to say to me, mate? Cos that's certifiable! - The only way I can guarantee Charlie
0:12:00 > 0:12:04- don't get residence is if Charlie's out of the picture, all right? - You know what's going to happen,
0:12:04 > 0:12:07don't you? All three of your kids are going to end up in care.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Charlie's a coward!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11All right? It worked before.
0:12:11 > 0:12:16- And I am not, Max... I will not give up on my boy without a fight! - Listen to me, Jack, all right?
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Sometimes, fighting don't make any difference.
0:12:19 > 0:12:24You can kick, you can scream, you can cry. No-one cares.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Cos the odds are still going to be stacked how they're stacked.
0:12:27 > 0:12:32Jack, look, I know you want things to be different,
0:12:32 > 0:12:34but you ain't got a choice.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38You've got to go through the system.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42How much is this little warning going to cost you?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Where are you going to get the money from?
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Six months ago, you tried to pack him off to Glenda.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50- I mean, have you got something against him?- What are you talking about? Of course I ain't
0:12:50 > 0:12:54got something against him. What's the matter with you? You ain't thinking straight, are you?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Max, I can't watch my family get split apart.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00What's this geezer going to do?
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Is he going to break Charlie's legs or something?
0:13:03 > 0:13:05What's that going to achieve? Long term, it's not going to stop
0:13:05 > 0:13:08him coming back, is it? You'll have to kill him.
0:13:13 > 0:13:14What, are you serious?
0:13:17 > 0:13:20What, you want to pay someone to kill Charlie Cotton?
0:13:46 > 0:13:48I've got a date.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54Bex, I have got an actual, like, proper date with Travis.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58Cos I thought he was going to ask at Drama, and then he never, and then he texted and then he did.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01And then I texted and I just kind of said yes.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- Are you sure it was him that actually texted?- Yes!
0:14:06 > 0:14:09And tomorrow only gives me 24 hours to get ready,
0:14:09 > 0:14:10if I don't eat or sleep.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Look, Louise, I've got to revise. I've got History.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Bex!
0:14:17 > 0:14:19I miss you, all right?
0:14:21 > 0:14:22You want to borrow my contour kit.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Maybe.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26I knew it! I knew it!
0:14:26 > 0:14:29And I need you.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31OK? I trust you.
0:14:31 > 0:14:32You're really good at eyeliner.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36- Alex and Mads finally ditched you? - No.
0:14:36 > 0:14:41Just you and me... More like family, aren't we?
0:14:46 > 0:14:50- Right.- You are such a babe. - Oh, you're a creep!
0:14:54 > 0:14:57- They were nice, the team, weren't they?- Yeah, yeah.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03What?
0:15:03 > 0:15:05I have to, Martin.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12You ain't just doing this for me, are you?
0:15:12 > 0:15:16- I knew that's how you took it.- No, but you heard the mental midwife.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Mental health midwife! - Mental health midwife.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24Now is the cut off date for an early medical abortion.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27- Martin!- No, but we told them we'd talk about it, Stace.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31And there's 50% chance that your psychosis could come back.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Yeah, and if we're worried,
0:15:33 > 0:15:37I can go and stay in a mother and baby unit from 30 weeks.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41There's also a 50% chance that I might be completely fine.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Yeah.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46And yeah, I am doing it for you.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48And I'm doing it for me.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50And I'm doing it for our little family.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52We know all this, Martin.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55- We've discussed it and researched it like proper grown ups, haven't we? - Yeah.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57And we've agreed.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Haven't we?
0:15:59 > 0:16:03Right. As long as I'm with you, I'll be all right.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07I can't wait to have our scan next week.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09I can finally stop keeping it a secret and I won't have to
0:16:09 > 0:16:12suck my belly in any more.
0:16:16 > 0:16:17Hello!
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- All right?- What are the chances?
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Can you believe it? How did it go?
0:16:23 > 0:16:25- Good.- Oh, good.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29How hot is it in here? They've had me on holiday essentials all day.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31- My feet are killing me.- Oh, sit down.- No, no.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35- Go on, I'll get up.- No, I'm fine. Michelle, sit down.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Thank you.
0:16:38 > 0:16:39Blimey!
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Oh, dear! The weight of the woman!
0:16:42 > 0:16:43What have we got, twins in there?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48And so, I had to say to her, I'm really sorry,
0:16:48 > 0:16:51I'm very flattered, but I'm spoken for.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54I mean, these days, I'm as good as a married man.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57But that's one of the hazards of being the public face of
0:16:57 > 0:16:59a restaurant.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02The things some people will say for a free burger, eh?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04- Well, we don't just do burgers, do we?- No, I know.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09- So...- Erm, yeah.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Amazing food, cheers.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14Oh, no, no. Come on.
0:17:14 > 0:17:19- Don't rush the man away.- Steven! - He's hardly got a word in edgeways.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23Josh, tell me about yourself. Right, come on. Is there a lucky lady?
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Or are you a bit more of a player?
0:17:25 > 0:17:29Ah, he's a bit more of a player, isn't he? I can tell.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31BACK DOOR OPENS
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Lauren! Why don't you ever check your texts?
0:17:33 > 0:17:35I need your help with something.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Oh, um...
0:17:39 > 0:17:40Hello.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44- Argh!- Vincent!
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Yeah, throw that away as well(!)
0:17:47 > 0:17:48- Mm-hm.- Vincent?
0:17:48 > 0:17:50I've sussed it.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51Yay.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55Mum's back, just in time to miss round one.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Yeah, you want to get changed for pudding? We're going to...
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Well, I'm going to try and hose down this kitchen.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04- I know how to help Denise.- Mummy!
0:18:04 > 0:18:06- Pardon?- Look!
0:18:07 > 0:18:10- You've got the answer to everything, ain't you?- No.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12No, I just know what it's like serving time for murder.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17And I know killing someone ain't the answer.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Go on, you tell me, Jack.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23How's it going to go, waiting for the police to track you down? What are you going to do?
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Spend all of their childhoods jumping every time the doorbell goes?
0:18:26 > 0:18:29- Or Matthew - what's going to happen when he wants to chase his dad? - I am his dad!
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Or when the kids find out what you've done, trying to protect them?
0:18:33 > 0:18:36You... The truth's going to find you, mate. It's going to catch you.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38What happened to you in prison?
0:18:38 > 0:18:41I'm just telling you how it is, that's all.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Cos this ain't about you, Jack, or your grief, or the family that you and Ronnie thought you were
0:18:45 > 0:18:49going to have together, all right? Cos that's done, mate! She's gone!
0:18:49 > 0:18:52This is about Matthew and what he's entitled to.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56It's not fair, is it?
0:18:58 > 0:19:00It's not fair, Max.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Mate, you got to call this geezer off.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07All right? You ain't got any other choice.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10You got to go through the system, all right?
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Cos whichever way you look at it, you ain't Matthew's biological dad.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15'Charlie Cotton is.'
0:19:18 > 0:19:21- Top up?- No, that's more than enough. Much obliged.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27And you have done a smashing job on that front room too, Joyce.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- I'm not sure about that. Half a cup of tea?!- Oh, go on.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32I'll have that one.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Nice little caff though, Ted.
0:19:40 > 0:19:41It is, it is, yeah.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47And it's open. Did I tell you? They've shut Chris' down.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49- You did.- Shame.
0:19:49 > 0:19:54Not got the trade though, you see? The whole block's nearly empty.
0:19:54 > 0:19:59Apart from the squatters. Not one of them speaking English.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03Have the neighbours from hell moved out yet?
0:20:03 > 0:20:06That is one thing I will be glad to miss.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10That family nearly killed me.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Oh, dear, oh, dear.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- But I have put a bid in on another one bed, Ted.- Oh.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19- Only ten minutes from Stewart's. - Ooh.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22I don't know if I'll be lucky, but well, just keep my fingers crossed.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Well, it's nice to be near family.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26I bet Stewart's crossing his fingers and all.
0:20:26 > 0:20:30He said to me, "Whatever makes you happy, Mum."
0:20:30 > 0:20:34And I said, "I ain't going to be, Stewart."
0:20:34 > 0:20:38I mean, it's a big wrench, losing my view at my age.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42It's like moving from a bird's nest into a little rabbit warren,
0:20:42 > 0:20:44isn't it, Joan?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Yeah. You have done wonders with that sewing machine.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50It's like we've always said, good pair of lined curtains,
0:20:50 > 0:20:54and a nice bedspread, makes anywhere a home.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Well, we have been very lucky.
0:20:56 > 0:21:01Ooh, that's me. Or I'll miss the number 15.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06- See you Wednesday. - See you Wednesday.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08- Ta-ra, love.- Cheerio.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16- Moanie Joanie.- You are not nice. - Did she pay for her teacake?
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Did she, knickers! Never forks out, that one!
0:21:19 > 0:21:24- Stop complaining. - This time of night, Joyce, we should be out, we should be over the pub.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Here you are.
0:21:32 > 0:21:33Don't want Joanie's germs.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38- Ta.- Waste not, want not.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45- Very nice.- Lovely.
0:21:45 > 0:21:46Finally.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51- Are you all right?- Oh, um...
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Here.
0:21:53 > 0:21:54Here, it's clean.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56- Oh, thank you. - You want to pinch your bridge.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08- You feeling ill?- No, I'm just too pregnant to do my trousers up.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Bless you.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Well, 21's a special birthday.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19It's important to mark it in a way that works for you.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22I hear spa days are good.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24River cruise.
0:22:24 > 0:22:29A friend of my sister's did this all day gin tasting thing in some
0:22:29 > 0:22:35- place in Covent Garden.- Oh. See? Exactly. That is precisely my point.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38And that, Josh, is what my housemates will never understand.
0:22:38 > 0:22:42That boring is a narrow mind and a lack of imagination.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Boring is getting hammered on discount cider and an alcopop.
0:22:45 > 0:22:50- Abi...- But not everyone has your intelligence and wisdom and
0:22:50 > 0:22:52well, actually, it's just class, Josh.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58- Feel a bit sick now. - JANE:- We're back!
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Thank you for a lovely evening.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Why don't you go and have a lie down, babe?
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Yeah, I should probably go home and all.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Oh, erm, I could walk you?
0:23:14 > 0:23:16- Oh, no, it's OK. I only...- OK.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19OK, if you're going outside anyway.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22I also have some organic ethnically sourced coffee beans,
0:23:22 > 0:23:25if you're a coffee drinker, Josh. Are you?
0:23:25 > 0:23:27I mean, my housemates prefer instant,
0:23:27 > 0:23:31but I put my name on the packet. Treated myself to a label maker.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Transformed the milk in the fridge situation!
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Feel better.
0:23:36 > 0:23:37Don't worry about her.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Oh, sorry we're back early.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Um, Ian pulled a hamstring in the ball pit.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48I thought it was just you two for dinner.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52It was Lauren's boss. Well, if Abi has her wicked way,
0:23:52 > 0:23:55then I'm sure we could be hearing wedding bells very soon.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57- Don't be stupid, Steven. - IAN: Jane, don't just sit there.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Come and give us a hand with Louie's trainers.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03- I am going to bin those crutches. - I'll go.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Why don't you go and slip into something
0:24:05 > 0:24:07a bit more comfortable, yeah?
0:24:14 > 0:24:15Steven.
0:24:17 > 0:24:18Cheese?!
0:24:19 > 0:24:23Do not tell your father there is cheese in here. You will break him.
0:24:23 > 0:24:27You'll have to stick it in some hummus pots,
0:24:27 > 0:24:31- hide it behind the diet yoghurts. - OK, yeah.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41- KNOCK AT DOOR STEVEN:- You OK?
0:25:41 > 0:25:42Babe?
0:25:43 > 0:25:44Yeah...
0:25:44 > 0:25:45Yeah.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51TOILET FLUSHES