0:00:25 > 0:00:27Ready?
0:00:27 > 0:00:29That's nice, isn't it? Lovely.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32- Mind yourself.- Don't spill it.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Get off, it's fine.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36- DOOR OPENS - Shush!
0:00:39 > 0:00:42- ALL:- Happy birthday!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- Yay!- Wait now, man. Don't say all this is for me.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47I can't see anyone else around here who's got a birthday, can you?
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Come on, get yourself sat down.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52I've got you some lovely bacon rolls from the caff,
0:00:52 > 0:00:55I've got you a lovely hot pot of tea.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58And a selection of today's papers for your perusal.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Basically, everything a gentleman of a certain vintage should
0:01:01 > 0:01:04require to put his feet up and get spoiled.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Happy birthday, sir.
0:01:06 > 0:01:11- I don't want you all to go to this much trouble.- It's no trouble.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14And we've also arranged for a few drinks over at the Vic later.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17There's more than a few of us that want to wish you a
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- happy birthday, you know?- Denise... - Uh-uh. I told her, Patrick.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24- I said, this man, he don't want no fuss.- And I told him he's got no choice in the matter.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30- Why aren't you eating? - Look now, man, all I wanted to do was to spend the way wandering
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- round record shops and just... - Oh, great!
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Great, cos Kim's given me a few hours off from looking after Pearl, so I'll come with you.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Ah! Now, that's what I like to see.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Someone with a firm hand on the rules and regs.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Don't fancy taking over as market enforcement officer, do you?
0:01:52 > 0:01:55I think I'll stick to the job I've got, thanks.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Here you are, Don.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00We'll be lucky to sell anything, the state of this place today.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- Are we all right, mate?- Yeah. It's hardly a surprise, is it?
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Things have been getting worse for weeks.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Yeah, and we all know why.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12- What have I done? - You're related to the problem!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Oh.- Carmel's hardly been on the market lately. No wonder the rules are being broken.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18She's got a new job. She's under a lot of pressure,
0:02:18 > 0:02:21- trying to juggle that and the market.- We're not trying to get her into trouble.
0:02:21 > 0:02:26- We're trying to get her back here full time.- Thing is, mate. This isn't really about Carmel anyway.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29It's about the council poaching her for this new job without even
0:02:29 > 0:02:32thinking about who can replace her old responsibilities, you know?
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Which is why we have to make a formal complaint to the council.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Tell them that the Bridge Street traders will not take this lying down.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Right, dig in, you lot.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Just my little way of saying sorry for not being around much lately.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51So, what have I missed?
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Finished the new wallpaper last night. Hope she likes it.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57You could draw all over that wallpaper with
0:02:57 > 0:03:00a wax crayon and she'd still think it was a work of art.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Of course I'm looking forward to getting you back here.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06It'll just be you, me and the family. You know, we'll have a little quiet one and...
0:03:06 > 0:03:10'Aw, I can't wait to have you all myself for a bit.'
0:03:10 > 0:03:16Yeah. Um, you put the lips on Ollie for me, won't you? Ta-da.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20What?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23- Quiet one?! It's her birthday the weekend.- Yeah.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Me and Whit had already started planning the party.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29We thought it could be just what we all need, with everything that's been going on.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- She don't want it. She just wants to chill out. - You sure that's not a front?- Yeah.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37Because she really wants to sit opposite you all weekend,
0:03:37 > 0:03:39looking at your ugly mug at the dinner table!
0:03:42 > 0:03:47You know what? It is her 40th and we run a pub.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50So I'd look like a right wrong 'un if I didn't roll out the red
0:03:50 > 0:03:54- carpet for her, wouldn't I?- Yeah. If we put our heads together,
0:03:54 > 0:03:56we can come up with something really special.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- We got any more of this?- Downstairs.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03You know, it looks to me that you couldn't be bothered about
0:04:03 > 0:04:06this party until you started thinking about the alternatives.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Having loads of people around, Mick, ain't going to change the
0:04:09 > 0:04:12fact that you and Linda have got things to talk about.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18I don't want to appear big-headed, but you may want to make sure
0:04:18 > 0:04:22you see a copy of this month's Minute Mart bulletin.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26I hear the cover star is someone quite close to home.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- No!- Yes.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- Would you believe it?- How did they know that I used to model?
0:04:35 > 0:04:39I mean, don't they want me to do a proper photoshoot or something?
0:04:39 > 0:04:43No, no, Honey. It's not you, it's me.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46It's all to do with the success of the Back To Work scheme, you know?
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Yolanda says I'm the poster boy of the whole thing!
0:04:50 > 0:04:54Well, I'm very proud of you.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57I ran into an old mate of mine the other night, Bobby.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01We used to drink together when I first lost Earl.
0:05:03 > 0:05:08We're the same age, but he looks ten years older. Do you know why?
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Retirement. It's the quickest route to an early grave.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17When I... When I started working here, it was all a bit of a lark.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20But without it, who knows where I'd be?
0:05:23 > 0:05:28Aw. Actually, do you mind if I pop out for a minute? Dot called.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- She's making a Jamaican rum cake for Patrick's birthday.- Oh!
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Promised I'd run her over a bottle.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Actually, I'd appreciate it if you'd stay put for a bit, Honey.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41- Yolanda! What a lovely surprise! - Nice to see you.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44There is something that I would like to discuss with Derek in private.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59- Is there anything other than bills in that lot?- Doesn't look like it.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Oi, you ain't tampering with your exam results, are you?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Junk mail. I told you, exam results aren't out till the end of the week.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Well, when they do, I want to be the first to know cos it ain't
0:06:28 > 0:06:31just your mother we'll be opening the bubbly for this weekend, eh?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Fi just dropped these off.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Barmaid CVs for the pile.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40- Oh, brilliant.- Look, if you intend on having this party,
0:06:40 > 0:06:41is there anything I can do to help?
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Funny you should say that. I've got a list of things to do over there.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Blowing up balloons and sending out invites?
0:06:52 > 0:06:57- Why do I get the feeling I've got the skivvy's job?- All right. All right. Don't get the hump.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Anything important, I want to do it myself, don't I?
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Look, Mick, I know I'm part of this problem.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06That's why I want to help you sort things out, not walk away from them.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09If you want to help me, go through that list for me. Thank you.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Urgh.
0:07:21 > 0:07:26I... I hope you don't think I'm too cheeky, asking for the extra copies
0:07:27 > 0:07:30of the Minute Mart bulletin.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34- That's what you want to talk about, isn't it?- Actually, no.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37I was on my way to another shop when I got a call from head office.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43It turns out that there is a problem with your DBS check.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45That went through ages ago.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48I've been working at the Minute Mart for two months now.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Your application was put forward,
0:07:51 > 0:07:55but there were delays with checking your references.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58I'm sorry about that, on our part.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01I suppose you being the face of the Back To Work scheme got you
0:08:01 > 0:08:03to the top of the pile.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Did they say what sort of problem?
0:08:10 > 0:08:11It appears, um...
0:08:13 > 0:08:15..you failed to declare a criminal record.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20I mean, I don't have the details yet,
0:08:20 > 0:08:23but I want to give you the chance to explain it for yourself.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28I see.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31There has been a meeting scheduled for tomorrow to discuss the
0:08:31 > 0:08:36matter before the Minute Mart bulletin goes to press.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39So I don't embarrass them by being on the cover, you mean!
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Look...
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Derek, please, look,
0:08:46 > 0:08:48if you give me your side of the story,
0:08:48 > 0:08:52then I can go to the meeting prepared, I can fight your corner.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57I'll find out the truth when I get back to the head office anyway.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00So why not just save some time and tell me now?
0:09:02 > 0:09:05If you're not honest with me, I can't help you.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12What do you think the outcome of tomorrow's meeting will be then?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14If you don't offer up any explanation, we will have
0:09:14 > 0:09:19no choice but to remove you from the Back To Work scheme.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Oh, another one in there for me, please, Tin.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Mum, I'm sorry about earlier.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28I did try and tell them it's not your fault.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31And I will get them to drop the formal complaint idea if you
0:09:31 > 0:09:33think it's going to cause ructions.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38It won't cause any because there's no need to make it.
0:09:38 > 0:09:43Donna's right. The market needs a full-time enforcement officer.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46And the council can't get away without providing one.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48I told them ages ago, they should officially make
0:09:48 > 0:09:52me part-time and get someone else in as a job share.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55And I'm pleased to say they've finally pulled their finger
0:09:55 > 0:09:57out and decided to do it.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Sorry.- Part-time?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Sorry.- Are you sure?
0:10:02 > 0:10:06No, but I'm not ready to give up my council work either.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09And Bridge Street deserves more than half measures, so...
0:10:09 > 0:10:13Why didn't you say all this before when everything was mouthing off?
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Cheers.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- Hard to get a word in, once Donna gets going.- Yeah.
0:10:17 > 0:10:22And I just got word that my new evil twin is coming down later to
0:10:22 > 0:10:23introduce himself.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26- Ah.- Give him hell, won't you?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Yeah, there's just something I wanted to...
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Will you stop worrying, Kushy? I'm fine. Thanks for this.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- Cheers.- All right, son? - All right, mate?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40- Hello.- Hello, my darling.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44I need a favour. As you know, it's L's 40th on Friday.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Do you want me to organise her party?
0:10:47 > 0:10:50- You can help organise the party, yeah?- Yay.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53So, Johnny's coming over this afternoon.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55I want the pair of you to go on the market, get some party bits.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Now, I want classy.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01All right? So there's 60 jib here. All right? Give us a kiss.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03- Love you.- Love ya!
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Ta-ra.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17So, what are you doing? Are you thinking how much
0:11:17 > 0:11:20has it changed, or how much it's stayed the same?
0:11:22 > 0:11:24A little of both, I suppose.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30The market seems to have gone downhill since I was last here.
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Yeah.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Listen, I didn't get a chance to thank you for what you tried
0:11:34 > 0:11:37to do for me back at head office.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42I'm so sorry that I kicked off like that.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45I can't imagine it could have been easy for you at your end.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Well, I am just sorry that I couldn't do more to help you
0:11:47 > 0:11:49keep your job.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51No, actually, I'm glad that you didn't.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Me losing my job,
0:11:54 > 0:11:57it was the best thing that could have happened to me.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Yeah, not that it hasn't been hard at times,
0:12:00 > 0:12:03but now I can be whoever I want to be.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07- Ooh, so, Denise of the Minute Mart is long gone!- Yeah.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09I've just been shopping with Patrick.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Got halfway up the Portobello market and got separated and if
0:12:12 > 0:12:15he isn't at home, I'm going to have to send a search party out for him.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Today's his birthday.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22It's funny how you can't get those old dates out of your head, eh?
0:12:24 > 0:12:25Yeah, so, you know what?
0:12:25 > 0:12:28We're going to make a little bit of a fuss of him,
0:12:28 > 0:12:31show him how much he means to us. We're going to have a few drinks at the Vic later,
0:12:31 > 0:12:33so if you fancy coming along...
0:12:35 > 0:12:40Look, I know there's been water under the bridge,
0:12:40 > 0:12:43but I also know how much he'd love to see you.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45I can't.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Look, I've got to visit another shop in Mile End and I haven't
0:12:48 > 0:12:49brought a gift.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52You can swing by after work and as for a present, come on,
0:12:52 > 0:12:54come on, you know Patrick better than I do.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58Just give him a record he can dance to and he's going to be happy with that, isn't he?
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Let me think about it.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Hey. Here, has this new market enforcement officer got a name?
0:13:11 > 0:13:14She just said he'd be coming here to the market later to do introductions.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17I'm all for it. Unless they've employed the invisible man,
0:13:17 > 0:13:19- he's got to be an improvement, right?- Yeah.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Excuse me.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Thank you.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32It was...
0:13:34 > 0:13:36It was nothing, you know, serious,
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Yolanda wanted to chat to you about, was it?
0:13:39 > 0:13:43It's just a silly admin error on my job application.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44All sorted now.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Ah, that's good.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04DOOR OPENS
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Oh.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10There you are.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12It's like one minute you were right in front of
0:14:12 > 0:14:15me and the next minute, you just disappeared.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17It's all the crowds.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19I mean, you know what it's like over there.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Yeah, I'm just disappointed because I thought we'd get to spend
0:14:22 > 0:14:24the afternoon together, that's all.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27It's just another day. Why all the fuss?
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Because it's your birthday.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32And it's like the one time of year when people come together and
0:14:32 > 0:14:35- they show the love. - Yes...- It's important.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39All I need is my racing paper, comfy chair, and a bit of piece and quiet.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41I don't need you running around.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Or spending money on me that you don't have.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Ah.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Right.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52So, that's why you weren't keen on joining us for
0:14:52 > 0:14:54a drink at the Vic later.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59Well, I should have known that there was something really wrong.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03Until hell freezes over, there's no chance of Patrick Trueman refusing a drink, is there?
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- Denise, I don't need you wasting your cash on me. What's wrong with that?- Nothing,
0:15:06 > 0:15:10except I'm kind of big enough to decide for myself what I can and I can't afford.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14Yes, I used to think that, until you started putting your pride before your health.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16- Come on. That was just a one-off.- Huh?
0:15:19 > 0:15:22I'm not saying that my bank account has improved very much, but there's
0:15:22 > 0:15:26no chance of me ever putting myself in that sort of situation again.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Things are on the up. They really are.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Have you been worrying about this?
0:15:38 > 0:15:42How could I not, when you're starving yourself to death
0:15:42 > 0:15:45and you don't even come and ask me for help?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Huh?
0:15:54 > 0:15:57You mean the world to me, Patrick.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00I've not got a dad and Mum's...
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Well, there's a can of worms, if there ever was one.
0:16:06 > 0:16:11You are one of the few steady things in my life.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16I know I might have been a little bit OTT this morning,
0:16:16 > 0:16:20but I would really love it if you'd let me take you for a drink.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Especially as we've got the flush side of the family over there,
0:16:23 > 0:16:25ready to stand us a round of drinks.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- Now you're talking.- Ha!
0:16:29 > 0:16:32And anyway, we've got to show up because I've invited Dot and
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Abi says she's over there baking a cake and it's got about
0:16:35 > 0:16:37a gallon of rum in it.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41That woman knows me so well! Rum cake!
0:16:41 > 0:16:43- Rum cake.- Yeah, man!
0:16:43 > 0:16:45There we are!
0:16:45 > 0:16:47I ain't ironed out all the details yet, but as it's L's 40th,
0:16:47 > 0:16:50- I want to pull out all the stops, you know what I mean?- Yeah, course.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Well, for all your catering needs, Beales are here to help!
0:16:55 > 0:16:57- Dad makes me say that last bit. - It's nice.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- That's good.- Don't worry, we'll sort you out all right.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01Good man.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07I...
0:17:07 > 0:17:10I think I left my jumper here last night and I'm going to need
0:17:10 > 0:17:12it for Mum's later, so...
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Go on, girl. Crack on.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18- Girls and fashion, eh?- Yeah! Just get me that quote, won't you, eh?
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Ta-ta.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Here you are. Take a look at that. Your wish is our command!
0:17:23 > 0:17:27Whoa. What did you do, Tin? Just found the first stall that sold pink tat and then buy the lot, yeah?
0:17:27 > 0:17:30I said I wanted classy. I want to knock Linda's socks off.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33I don't want her to think she's in Benidorm in an 18-30s gaff. Get rid of it!
0:17:33 > 0:17:35A pint of your finest ale, please, landlord.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38No problem, my old son. Oh, here he is!
0:17:38 > 0:17:40I've got a little treat for you, young man. Oh, yes!
0:17:40 > 0:17:44Because a little birdie tells me that it's happy birthday, isn't it?
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Thank you, brother. Thank you.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49- Pleasure. - Mick, they're doing their best.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52You want to have a go at someone, have a go at me.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56- You've done that guest list, have you? There's hardly anyone on it. - Well, who else is there?
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Do you know what? I'm going to have to stop all this delegating capering.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03If I want my Linda to have a proper Russell, I'm going to have to do it myself.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Get this lovely gentleman an ale.
0:18:08 > 0:18:09- Bitter?- Please.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Derek!
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Yeah, I'll speak to you later, Lib. Yeah, thanks for ringing.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24Um, Honey tells me that we have a cover star in our midst.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Oh, it's just a silly internal magazine, that's all.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31Come on, it's more than that. It's a sign of gratitude.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34You could have your feet up, at your age.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Instead, you're here every day, you're serving customers,
0:18:37 > 0:18:41and that might not mean an a lot to a lot of people, but it does to me.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Might not miss that tabard much,
0:18:43 > 0:18:46but I'm glad the place is in such good hands.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49So, good for you.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Thank you.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52Look, it's Patrick's birthday.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Why don't you come and join us for a drink?
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Oh, I can't. Um, I've got...
0:19:01 > 0:19:04I think I'd really just rather be on my own.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06- Oh.- Thank you.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10I'm just helping Grandma with something and then I'll head
0:19:10 > 0:19:12to the station.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Yeah, I won't be late. I promise.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Right, bye.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- You're an angel, Abi. - Oh, I can't stay long.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21I said I'd catch the train to Mum's in a bit.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23It's just a little treat for Patrick.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25We'll whip it up in a jiffy.
0:19:25 > 0:19:26Still no sign.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29If he was hoping to introduce himself to the traders,
0:19:29 > 0:19:32you'd have thought he'd at least turn up before the market shut.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Is this your idea of a joke?
0:19:34 > 0:19:38Instead of one enforcement officer that don't show up, now we have two.
0:19:38 > 0:19:39I wish I'd thought of it, but no.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Well, I don't know who this bloke is,
0:19:41 > 0:19:45- but I can't say I'm warming to him. - Sorry to hear that.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Mr...Kazemi, is it?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Robbie? What are you...?
0:19:56 > 0:19:57Please, no!
0:19:57 > 0:20:00The job was confirmed at the end of last week.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04I am the new market enforcement officer.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07LAUGHTER
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Patrick.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13A taste of the Caribbean,
0:20:13 > 0:20:15- in your honour.- Yes.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Shirley's been out the back, making them, from her own special
0:20:18 > 0:20:21recipe, so they might not exactly be what you call authentic.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26They got a bit of a kick, innit?
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Yeah, that'll be the half bottle of rum that she put in each one.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Yeah. I tell you, I always have time for Shirls, you know.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34JUKEBOX: # Ole, ole, ole, ole... #
0:20:34 > 0:20:37- Oh, hello!- Hey! Who chose this one?
0:20:37 > 0:20:41I raided your record collection and I made you a little bit of a mixtape.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43All right!
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Blimey, this takes me back!
0:20:45 > 0:20:48I was once in lodgings with a bunch of blokes from Trinidad.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52It was a long time ago, but I know my calypso from my chutney!
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Hey, come over here and join us. Come on, come and join us, man.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Yeah, and Shirley might make you a Caribbean cocktail, if you're really unlucky!
0:21:00 > 0:21:03I've never been one for drinking on my own,
0:21:03 > 0:21:07but anything to get away from that racket upstairs!
0:21:07 > 0:21:11Try coping with a noisy neighbour when she shares the same bed as you!
0:21:11 > 0:21:13- Mwah!- How dare you!
0:21:14 > 0:21:18See? I knew you'd enjoy your birthday, once you got out.
0:21:18 > 0:21:23Yeah. Music, rum... All I need is somebody to dance with now!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25I'm here!
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Well, your luck might just be in there.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Are you sure you don't want to make a Victoria sponge?
0:21:38 > 0:21:40It's Patrick's birthday.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44I want to make him a cake that'll make his heart sing.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45With the amount of butter and rum,
0:21:45 > 0:21:48it's more likely to make his heart stop.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50All right, what's next?
0:21:50 > 0:21:55So, place all the cake ingredients, except the rum, vanilla,
0:21:55 > 0:21:58and the butter and flavour in a bowl.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02And beat on a medium speed for two minutes.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Right, OK. Here we go.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Where's your food mixer?
0:22:11 > 0:22:13- So, he's Sonia's brother?- Mm.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Not the pick of the litter, truth be told.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Now he's our supervisor, in charge of pitch fees
0:22:19 > 0:22:22and cleanliness and disputes.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Yeah... Look...
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Er, Rob? Rob.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31- This is a wind up, right?- Wind up?
0:22:31 > 0:22:35No offence, it's just that the last time you worked on the market,
0:22:35 > 0:22:36you were sweeping it.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Wouldn't it be a shame if we always judged people on what they
0:22:39 > 0:22:41used to be like?
0:22:41 > 0:22:44How would anyone ever be allowed to move forward?
0:22:44 > 0:22:47I just mean, um... Are you even qualified?
0:22:47 > 0:22:50- More than. Thanks for asking. - So why have you come back?
0:22:50 > 0:22:55I mean, it's not like you got any family here, is it? Except for Dot and Bex.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Don't do yourself down, Martin.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Still got you.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Everyone, I'd like to make a few things crystal clear
0:23:03 > 0:23:06before we begin our journey together.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Martin and I are related.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12We've known each other for about 20 years now?
0:23:12 > 0:23:15That doesn't mean I'll be playing favourites.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17I treat all my children the same.
0:23:17 > 0:23:22- All right. Well, we're not your children.- Sh-sh. Don't be offended.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26I just meant in the sense that you'll be learning from me.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Taking the tools that I give you to make you all better people.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Right. Well, that's loads better(!)
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Now, the council have arranged for us all to do some preliminary
0:23:35 > 0:23:40training. I'll be doing it in groups, starting from tomorrow morning. Now, don't worry,
0:23:40 > 0:23:43you'll all be given a budget to arrange cover for your stalls.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46The only thing I ask is that you turn up on time with your
0:23:46 > 0:23:49mind wide open for possibility.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54The dream team back together, eh, bruv?
0:23:58 > 0:24:01MUSIC PLAYS
0:24:10 > 0:24:13I hope you don't think that Pops hasn't been well taken care
0:24:13 > 0:24:15of since you left him in the lurch.
0:24:15 > 0:24:16The lurch?
0:24:16 > 0:24:18I got my eye on you, yeah?
0:24:18 > 0:24:21Don't think a few drinks and you can weasel your way back in.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Your girls take good care of you, don't they?
0:24:33 > 0:24:35I wasn't going to come, you know.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39I thought that maybe the past was best left in the past.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43Not when the past was as good as we had.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Happy birthday.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55I saw this when I was passing a shop in Mile End and I thought -
0:24:55 > 0:24:58I know a man who would like this.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Yeah, man!
0:25:03 > 0:25:06All we need now is a choir.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08I couldn't resist buying it.
0:25:09 > 0:25:10Happy memories.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15Tell me you haven't been snapped up by somebody else?
0:25:17 > 0:25:20- Me?- Mm.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22I am footloose and fancy free.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25And you can stop your sweet talking, Mr Patrick Trueman.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35We're pretty good, you and me.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37We shouldn't be boastful, Abi.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Right, well, I'd better catch my train to Exeter.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45But give my love to Patrick for me. And don't do anything I wouldn't do.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Abi!
0:25:47 > 0:25:48See you later.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Bye, darling. Thank you.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Ooh, bye, Dave.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54See you.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Give my love to Tanya and Oscar.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Well, if Patrick don't like you, next time,
0:26:03 > 0:26:07he can have a shop-bought Victoria sponge.
0:26:09 > 0:26:10There we go.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Oopsy-daisy.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21- Oh! - CAT MEOWS
0:26:24 > 0:26:25Oh...
0:26:27 > 0:26:30So I know what I'm going to do for the party on Friday. L said
0:26:30 > 0:26:35the best do she ever saw was, other than our wedding, of course, the Queen's Jubilee.
0:26:35 > 0:26:39- Yeah, well, I don't think we can stretch to a flotilla on the Thames. - I'm not talking about that.
0:26:39 > 0:26:43I'm talking about street parties, I'm talking about a great big table, running down the boozer, bunting.
0:26:43 > 0:26:47I need to treat her like the queen that she is. This ain't about anything else.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49You know, this is about me throwing her a party.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52I need to throw her a party cos if I don't throw her a party,
0:26:52 > 0:26:56I'm going to sit around, just thinking about all the things that's gone on and everything I've lost!
0:26:56 > 0:27:00Oh, Mick! It was just a piece of paper! The worst thing about it is that stuck up cow Fi sticking her
0:27:00 > 0:27:04- nose in!- No, no. The worst thing about it, Mother, is the fact that I don't know who to trust any more.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07Now, me and you, we've had our ups and downs, but me and L,
0:27:07 > 0:27:10we've always been a rock, like forever.
0:27:10 > 0:27:14And now... So I'm going to throw her a party, you're going to help me.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17Anything else to say on the matter? No.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Good.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Wait now, man, I told you Dot was supposed to be coming.
0:27:34 > 0:27:38Perhaps she got held up. Maybe her rum cake didn't turn out and she's too embarrassed to
0:27:38 > 0:27:42- show her face.- I think I'd better go and check on her, all right?
0:27:42 > 0:27:45- Look, now that Jim is not around, I like to keep an eye on her.- Patrick.
0:27:45 > 0:27:49Patrick, she's OK. Abi's with her. It's not like she's on her own.
0:27:49 > 0:27:50Come on, relax. Have another dance.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53Actually, I should be going.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Come on, let's have another drink, man.
0:27:56 > 0:27:59Sorry.
0:27:59 > 0:28:03I have to get back to Birmingham. I have meetings in the morning.
0:28:04 > 0:28:07Patrick,
0:28:07 > 0:28:08it really was good seeing you again.
0:28:10 > 0:28:15Let's not allow so many years to go past until the next time.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17It's a deal.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32Good to see you.
0:28:35 > 0:28:40Hm. I bet that makes up for missing out on Dot's rum cake, doesn't it?