0:00:37 > 0:00:40Oh! Oh!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Oh! Oh! Oh!
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Go away! You silly cat!
0:00:50 > 0:00:53PHONE RINGS
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Oh!
0:00:59 > 0:01:03Oh! Aah...
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Oh! Oh, oh!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Look what... Look what you made me do.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Ah. Oh!
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Aaah. Oh.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Any problems, and I mean anything, you give me a bell, yeah?
0:01:35 > 0:01:36Yep, course.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Hey, come on. Don't look so down in the mouth.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- It's training day!- Hey!
0:01:41 > 0:01:46Your mate better not be into trust exercises and stupid corporate videos.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47I have no idea what he's into, yeah?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49The last time I worked with Robbie,
0:01:49 > 0:01:51the only thing he needed to do his job with was a broom.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Well, looks like we are about to find out, doesn't it?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56I can't wait to tell Shrimpy when he gets back from holiday
0:01:56 > 0:01:58that he's got a corporate training day ahead of him.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00All right.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03You picked a fine time to start showing your face again.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Look, I know Mr Jackson might have some strange ideas...
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Whoa, whoa, whoa.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Please tell me we don't have to start calling him Mr Jackson!
0:02:10 > 0:02:13..but, well, if you give him a chance, you never know.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16He might have something useful to tell you.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19I'm saying nothing.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25Derek, you don't think Yolande came down to spy on us, do you?
0:02:25 > 0:02:26What?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Well, you know - how clean the shop is,
0:02:28 > 0:02:31are we doing the shifts that we're meant to be doing...
0:02:31 > 0:02:35I just find it a bit odd that you'd travel all the way down
0:02:35 > 0:02:37from Birmingham just to talk about an admin error.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41I don't think spying's really her thing, do you?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43No. No, maybe you're right.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45It's more Mr Beckett's style
0:02:45 > 0:02:47and I know she's not very keen on him, so...
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Just being paranoid, I guess.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13Cheers.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17Oh! Patrick says you owe him a drink, by the way.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Do I?
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Missed out on his birthday?
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Oh! Everybody has an off-day. I'm sorry I've let him down.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Yeah. Is everything all right?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Cos you seemed a little bit out of sorts last night.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Answer me this.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34How many times has Yolande Trueman set foot in here over the years?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36None, that I can think of.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40But, then again, she's higher up on the food chain.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43She does need to really show her face with Mr Beckett hanging around.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Hm. Well, I am developing a conspiracy theory
0:03:46 > 0:03:48that she is checking up on us.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50I mean, you don't think they're talking
0:03:50 > 0:03:51about closing the branches, do you?
0:03:54 > 0:03:58I've just seen him put a magazine up his jacket.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01I mean, should I call the police?
0:04:01 > 0:04:02No, no, no, no, no.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04No, you keep your distance,
0:04:04 > 0:04:06otherwise it'll be you hauled up in front of a judge,
0:04:06 > 0:04:08or worse, his mother!
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Come on. He's a kid, for heaven's sake!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16I'm not going to ask you why you're not at school
0:04:16 > 0:04:19nor point out that this isn't a library,
0:04:19 > 0:04:21but I did think I made it clear last time
0:04:21 > 0:04:24that shoplifting would not be tolerated.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Are you accusing me of something?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Oh, come on. My colleague saw you.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32Oh! Oh, I get it. She saw me,
0:04:32 > 0:04:35so you automatically take her word over mine.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Are you racist, is that it?
0:04:36 > 0:04:39What, cos I'm black I've got to be nicking something, yeah?
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Come on - there's no need to be so confrontational about things!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Don't touch me, you old queer!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Hey! Don't speak to him like that!
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Yeah, that's right. Everyone knows what you are.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53You all right, Derek?
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Yeah, I'm fine, thanks, Honey.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12Oi! Any news on them exam results yet or what?
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Oh, er, there's a problem with the uni computer system.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- They don't know when they'll be out.- Oh.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28Don't think they do thongs in your size!
0:05:28 > 0:05:30This to do with Linda's birthday present?
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Because women do not lay awake at night hoping for naughty knickers.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Yeah, well, I've been racking my brains, ain't I?
0:05:35 > 0:05:36I've been thinking -
0:05:36 > 0:05:39what's she really wanted over the last 20-odd years?
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- The ability to hold a tune? - Ha-ha-ha(!)
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Instead of making snidey comments, why don't you make yourself useful?
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Some decorations from the Jubilee out the back. Go and get 'em.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Might be able to use 'em on Friday.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Yeah. I can do that.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Yeah, go on. Off you pop.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Ta da.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00You know what, though?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03I think I'm just going to have to give this thing a chance.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Cos even though Robbie is, like, a bit of a plonker, you know,
0:06:06 > 0:06:09he's all right once you get to know him.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11You can tolerate him.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Oh, look, pens!
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Good morning, Bridge Street Traders!
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Good morning, Bridge Street Traders!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Morning!
0:06:23 > 0:06:27As you should all know by now, I'm Mr Jackson.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28And along with Mrs Kazemi,
0:06:28 > 0:06:31I'm going to be your market enforcement officer,
0:06:31 > 0:06:35and I want us all to get off to the best possible start.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39By dragging us all in here and making us sit here all day?
0:06:39 > 0:06:43I know you probably think I'm just some know-it-all who's spent
0:06:43 > 0:06:46their life reading from books and not getting their hands dirty.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Trust me, no-one in this room is thinking that.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51But I started on the market.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53I was just like all of you once.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55What, you ran a stall?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57I was sanitation supervisor, actually.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03My point is, if I can better myself, then so can all of you.
0:07:03 > 0:07:08And...I'm here to help. Lights, Winston, please.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Now, I will talk you through the agenda of today
0:07:13 > 0:07:15after this short presentation.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Oh, wow.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21LAUGHTER
0:07:21 > 0:07:23SHE SHIVERS
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Someone... Someone will come and find us.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Soon.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Patrick or Ian or Sharon.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37They see me as one of the family.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41They won't let me lie here for long.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44We just got to wait.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47We got to be patient.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53I didn't need no-one keeping an eye on me
0:07:53 > 0:07:57when I had my Jim or Arthur...
0:08:00 > 0:08:02..Fatboy.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06It was me looking out for them.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12When did it all change, I wonder?
0:08:12 > 0:08:23When was the last time that Ian and Sharon popped in out of the blue?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25I can't remember.
0:08:27 > 0:08:33Not unless, you know, they had a reason...
0:08:35 > 0:08:37..or they needed something...
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Oh, dear.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50I meant to ask you - how did Dot's rum cake go down last night?
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Wish I knew. She didn't show up in the end.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55I'm sure it's cos she didn't want Patrick to see her soggy bottom.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57THEY LAUGH
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Actually, I wanted to check how you were after Keegan.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04I keep asking him every two minutes and he's saying nothing.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Because I am fine!
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Thank you for your concern - both of you - but there really is no need.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12That Keegan is out of control if you ask me. I don't know how Carmel
0:09:12 > 0:09:15stomachs having him in her house, I really don't.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Nah, I wouldn't want my Will getting involved with a boy like that.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Used to wonder what the family are like but now we know, don't we?
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Scumbags, the lot of 'em.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25D'you know, I really... I would've stepped in, it's just...
0:09:25 > 0:09:27what with my history, with, um...
0:09:27 > 0:09:29I am a grown man.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32I think I can deal with a gobby teenager, don't you?
0:09:41 > 0:09:45Right - who wants to sum up what we've just seen?
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Donna.
0:09:50 > 0:09:56Oh, that was a pointless load of twaddle and you are -
0:09:56 > 0:09:58how can I put this nicely?
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Ooh, brace yourselves.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01A massive waste of skin.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04With a bad suit.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06And even worse hair.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Can we get back to our actual jobs now, or...?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Anyone else got anything to add?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Actually, mate, she's right.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Yeah, I mean I wouldn't have said the thing about your hair,
0:10:19 > 0:10:20right, but...
0:10:20 > 0:10:23actually, the rest of it does seems pretty spot on.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Martin? You haven't said much.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29No.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33No, I just don't think that we're really used to the whole, like,
0:10:33 > 0:10:35corporate speak thing, Rob, you know.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Why don't you try speaking like actual English?
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Don't encourage him to say all that rubbish again!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43The three Ps are not rubbish, Donna!
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Look...
0:10:45 > 0:10:48If we make the market more efficient,
0:10:48 > 0:10:53we become more productive and what does that maximise?
0:10:53 > 0:10:54That's right!
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- Pounds.- Erm... - Pounds.- Pounds, pounds.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04And how do we get to that endgame?
0:11:05 > 0:11:07You guessed it!
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Pre...
0:11:09 > 0:11:11pared...
0:11:11 > 0:11:13ness!
0:11:13 > 0:11:19And do you actually know how we might do any of those things?
0:11:19 > 0:11:20Yeah.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23You should go into politics, mate.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Why don't we call that lunch?
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Wow.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34"Robbie's all right once you get to know him."
0:11:34 > 0:11:37You'd probably think a vial full of Ebola was, like,
0:11:37 > 0:11:38just misunderstood, Martin!
0:11:38 > 0:11:39Come on.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45Now, you sure you're going to be all right on your own this afternoon?
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Helen sounded as if she was at death's door.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48She needs to be at home.
0:11:48 > 0:11:53Cos I can always stay for a bit if you think you might be stretched.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57If Keegan should return, I will contact the nearest woman or child.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00- Happy?- All right. No need to bite my head off.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01I was only being friendly.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03I'm sorry.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Now, call me if you need anything, all right?
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Yeah, yeah, thank you.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11PHONE RINGS
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Hello, Bridge Street Minute Mart?
0:12:23 > 0:12:25'Derek? It's Yolande.'
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Yolande.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29You'll've had your meeting, then?
0:12:29 > 0:12:31'I'm afraid it is just as I expected.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33'We feel we have no choice
0:12:33 > 0:12:35'but to pull you from the Back to Work scheme.'
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Yeah, course, yep. You did warn me.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41'You can work until the end of the week.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43'I'm so sorry, Derek.'
0:12:43 > 0:12:47No, I-I understand. I'll, er...
0:12:48 > 0:12:51..I'll leave my fleece on Friday.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Steven. Talk to me, boy.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Shirl, get a bit of me.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05Hey!
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Oi, turn it in, will yous?
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Your mother only turns 40 once,
0:14:12 > 0:14:14you'd think they'd take it more seriously.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16I'm going for a walk.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19We're only having a laugh!
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Well, I'm sorry. Shouldn't've took it out on yous.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25That was Steven on the blower about the catering.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27They've had a block booking,
0:14:27 > 0:14:30which means they might not be able to do the food for the party.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33So what? Caterers are a ten a penny in London.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Beales don't want the business, someone will.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37I just wanted something to be straightforward!
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Yeah, well, the decorations are great.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41We'll get this place kitted out no problem.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45So that leaves me to do the grub, the booze and the guest list, yeah?
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Will you stop panicking?
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Look, all Linda wants for her birthday is to be around her family.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Meaning I couldn't make this party perfect if I tried, yeah? Cheers.
0:14:55 > 0:14:56Ah, no!
0:14:56 > 0:14:58That bitter needs changing. Yeah, look at it.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00He's really stressing out.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02He does know this is just a party,
0:15:02 > 0:15:04doesn't he, and not the actual Jubilee?
0:15:20 > 0:15:23I suppose you think that was perfectly normal just now?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26With Keegan?
0:15:26 > 0:15:27Normal?
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Well, you know, acceptable.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Banter.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Like that sort of thing doesn't affect you.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41I wish I could explain.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44I wish I could give you the first clue
0:15:44 > 0:15:46as to what men like me had to go through
0:15:46 > 0:15:49so that you and your friends could live as you live now.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Can you imagine the shame, Johnny?
0:15:56 > 0:15:59The heartbreak of having to listen to that same sort of thing
0:15:59 > 0:16:00day after day after day.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Being afraid to look at somebody the wrong way
0:16:02 > 0:16:05in case it was misconstrued or in case you got arrested.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08I'm sorry, Derek.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12I don't know what else you want me to say.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15I want you to stop turning the other cheek!
0:16:16 > 0:16:19How dare you walk away when somebody speaks to me like that!
0:16:19 > 0:16:20You can't have it both ways, Johnny.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23You can't walk down the street holding hands with your boyfriend
0:16:23 > 0:16:25and not call someone out who uses such horrible...
0:16:25 > 0:16:27horribly offensive...
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Look, I was in there buying a card! It was nothing to do with me!
0:16:30 > 0:16:31- You ungrateful...- Derek?
0:16:33 > 0:16:37Do you think I wouldn't have liked to have been like you?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39To have been accepted?
0:16:40 > 0:16:42I could've had a career!
0:16:42 > 0:16:44I could've really made something with my life,
0:16:44 > 0:16:46but no, no, all that was ruined by...
0:16:48 > 0:16:53..by small-minded little bigots like Keegan and people like you
0:16:53 > 0:16:56who said, "It's nothing to do with me."
0:16:59 > 0:17:01What was all that about?
0:17:03 > 0:17:06It was about me standing by and doing nothing, as usual.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Derek's right - I should be ashamed of myself.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Hmmm!
0:17:17 > 0:17:23Imagine all the stresses and the strains of the market washing away.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Ah, stop it!
0:17:26 > 0:17:27Sorry.
0:17:27 > 0:17:28You stop it.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Practice your mantras.
0:17:30 > 0:17:36I am a clear-headed, successful businessperson.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40ALL: I am a clear-headed, successful businessperson.
0:17:40 > 0:17:41Right, that's it.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44I'm sorry, but I... You know, you are properly taking the mick now.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Has it ever occurred to you, Donna, that the people who find it
0:17:47 > 0:17:52difficult to meditate are the people that might need it the most?
0:17:53 > 0:17:57I'm as keen on spending the council's money as the next person,
0:17:57 > 0:18:00but the fact is, you've had us sitting here all morning
0:18:00 > 0:18:02and we haven't even had a free biscuit!
0:18:02 > 0:18:04So that's it. I'm off. Who's with me?
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Hang on! We haven't finished.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10We haven't written out our personal projection plans yet!
0:18:10 > 0:18:12How 'bout I give you mine now?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14No! No.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18Actually, I think that's our cue to be going, don't you, yeah?
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Know when not to push your luck, eh?
0:18:20 > 0:18:23I will see you all on the market later on.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25We can talk through your personal projection plans then!
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Yes. Thanks, Rob.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31You hate him as much as the rest of us. Admit it.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Derek, it's Denise.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Will you give me a call back when you get this?
0:18:41 > 0:18:45What're you doing? You going to go and check up on Dot?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Well, I thought, after last night, you know...
0:18:47 > 0:18:50I mean, it's not like Dot to say she's going to be somewhere,
0:18:50 > 0:18:52then not turn up.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Yeah, well, there must be something in the water.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57There's a few people acting out of character today.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Ah, no, it doesn't matter. It'll sort itself out.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Well, go on, then, be a Good Samaritan.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Dot!
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Help me!
0:19:16 > 0:19:17Please!
0:19:19 > 0:19:22I've fallen!
0:19:22 > 0:19:25I can't get up! Please! Please!
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Help me!
0:19:29 > 0:19:30Dot!
0:19:30 > 0:19:32If you're looking for the old biddy,
0:19:32 > 0:19:34I'm pretty sure I see her go out before.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36"The old biddy?"
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Yeah - what's her name? Doris?
0:19:39 > 0:19:40Oi, where's your purse?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42None of your business is where!
0:19:44 > 0:19:46D'you always let your kids talk to you like that?
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Yeah, cos you're one to judge.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51He never got a slap off me. Him, or the dog.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02She's probably nipped out to the shops or across to see Abi.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Yeah, you're probably right.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09Oh, did I tell you? Yolande texted me this morning.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13"Thanks for a wonderful evening."
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Yeah, man. I still got it, you know.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19- Yeah, man.- You haven't lost it.
0:20:21 > 0:20:27It doesn't sound... as if he's coming back.
0:20:33 > 0:20:34Sounds like you had fun this morning.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Are you joking?
0:20:36 > 0:20:39It was about as much fun as a broken leg and twice as painful.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42I don't suppose you know why the Minute Mart's shut, do you?
0:20:42 > 0:20:46No, it's not in my jurisdiction. Staffing problems? Who knows?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49I know you're really enjoying your new job at the council,
0:20:49 > 0:20:51but you're the best market enforcement officer
0:20:51 > 0:20:54we have ever had. Please don't leave us in the lurch.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Well, yesterday you said I was leaving you in the lurch
0:20:57 > 0:20:58for not being here half the time.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Yeah, and now I wish I hadn't shot my mouth off!
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Listen, turn up one hour a week
0:21:02 > 0:21:05and you'd still be better than that numpty.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10I'm not just thinking of myself here.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13I'm not sure I could be held responsible for my actions
0:21:13 > 0:21:17if I have to share a public space with him day in, day out.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Yeah, the paperwork's been signed.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Not sure I could back out even if I wanted to.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Looks like you and Mr Jackson
0:21:24 > 0:21:26are just going to have to get used to each other.
0:21:32 > 0:21:37Mum. Speaking of getting used to people...
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Don't know how to say this gently.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Me and Denise are back together.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Come on, say something.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Thanks for letting me know.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Say something else.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Sorry about being stroppy before.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11I told her. You just wanted Friday to be special.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13There's nothing wrong with that.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Linda's so weird when it comes to the Royals.
0:22:16 > 0:22:17You'd think she actually grew up with them,
0:22:17 > 0:22:20the amount of photos she's got knocking around.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22She used to cut pictures of Diana out of the papers
0:22:22 > 0:22:26- when she was a kid. - S'like me and Sinitta!
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Elaine, she used to put them in a scrap book.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32It's one of the things she showed me when we first met.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Really proud of it, she was, bless her.
0:22:39 > 0:22:40What're you so happy about?
0:22:41 > 0:22:44I know what I want to get Linda for her birthday.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Hello!
0:22:46 > 0:22:49I'll have a lemonade. Patrick?
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Rum!
0:22:51 > 0:22:54You're really stretching out your birthday, ain't you?
0:22:54 > 0:22:55You feeling better?
0:22:55 > 0:22:57I'm sorry, I don't mean to mother you, it's just,
0:22:57 > 0:23:00you seemed a little bit shaken after what happened.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02- Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's happened? - No, it's nothing, Dad.
0:23:02 > 0:23:03Just leave it, all right?
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Yeah. It was just a little bit of a confrontation, that's all.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08What, someone been giving it to you?
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Cos if they have, you walk away. That's what we always taught you.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Yeah, that's what you always taught me!
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Lee and Nancy, you told them to stick up for themselves, but, what?
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Poor old Johnny has to be wrapped up in cotton wool.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19I don't think that's what your dad meant.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22No, you say walk away, but where's that got me?
0:23:22 > 0:23:26When am I going to stop and finally stand up for what I believe in?
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Since when does the Minute Mart shut this time of the day?
0:23:31 > 0:23:33It doesn't normally.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34No fixed hours,
0:23:34 > 0:23:37customers not knowing whether they're coming or going...
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Sounds like the Minute Mart could do
0:23:39 > 0:23:41- with a dose of the Robbie Jackson treatment!- Yeah.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45So, be honest, how do you think that went earlier?
0:23:46 > 0:23:48- Honest? - HE CLEARS THROAT
0:23:49 > 0:23:51You really made an impression, Rob. Yeah.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53You keep that up, mate,
0:23:53 > 0:23:55you'll have this place whipped into shape in no time.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57I was dead nervous about coming back, you know.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Was you? Right, well, you know, that's good to hear, mate.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Cos I've gotta say, you've come across a little bit...
0:24:02 > 0:24:04- what's the word?- Confident?
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Up yourself, actually.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08But listen, don't worry, they don't know you like I do.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- They'll soon come round. - Thanks, mate.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14I can't believe Sonia never mentioned that you were moving back.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Does she know you've got this job?
0:24:17 > 0:24:20There are no secrets between me and Son.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Really? It's just that we speak together on the phone, like,
0:24:22 > 0:24:26- every other week about Bex. - Sonia is your ex, Martin.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28I doubt she tells you everything, do you?
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Anyway, she probably didn't want to make you feel bad, you know,
0:24:30 > 0:24:32start comparing yourself to me.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33You think?
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Well, yeah, I mean, I've got this brand-new job,
0:24:36 > 0:24:38a swanky new apartment by the tube station.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42What, the really expensive ones?
0:24:42 > 0:24:43Blimey.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Of course, they don't let you have any pets -
0:24:45 > 0:24:47far too upmarket for that.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52That's about the only silver lining to losing Wellard II.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56Anyway, I should go in and check on Bex and say hi.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59'Bout time she had a male role model she can really look up to.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Say it.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19I think...I hate Robbie Jackson.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Mick, I need your credit card.
0:25:26 > 0:25:27What?
0:25:27 > 0:25:31Right. You and Linda, yeah, ten nights in Klosters.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Just a click of a button away. The perfect birthday present.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36What, Tenerife sold out, was it?
0:25:36 > 0:25:39It's Klosters, you plum. Where Lady Di and Charles used to go.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Look, just think about it.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Linda, she can live out her Lady Di fantasy, and you,
0:25:44 > 0:25:46well, you can be propping up the bar.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Oh, yeah, and I spoke to Tina.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54She had a word with Kathy. They're doing the catering on Friday -
0:25:54 > 0:25:56you know, just like finger foods
0:25:56 > 0:25:58and sandwiches, but just like the Jubilee.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Who says I can't do perfect?
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Thanks, Mum.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13If you look at that clock one more time...
0:26:13 > 0:26:15I can't help it.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Look, until I come face-to-face with her, I will keep on worrying,
0:26:18 > 0:26:19all right?
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Look, just finish your drink and go.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24But if she's safe as houses eating that rum cake all to herself,
0:26:24 > 0:26:26don't say I didn't warn you!
0:26:29 > 0:26:31KNOCKING
0:26:31 > 0:26:34DOOR OPENS
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Patrick?
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Hello?
0:26:38 > 0:26:41- That you?! - Dot, it's only me. It's only Sonia.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Oh. Where are you?
0:26:45 > 0:26:48- Dot?- Son.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50What on Earth has happened?!
0:26:55 > 0:26:56Hang on, Dot.
0:26:58 > 0:27:02- How long...- Oh!- How long have you been down here? Eh?
0:27:03 > 0:27:07Why has no-one been to check on you? Eh?
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Nobody knew.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Oh...
0:27:12 > 0:27:15Nobody...to blame.
0:27:15 > 0:27:20Well, it isn't going to happen again. Ever. D'you understand?
0:27:20 > 0:27:22I'm back now.