03/07/2017

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0:00:35 > 0:00:37- Go.- OK, so he's had the last of the cornflakes. I'm working.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39I contribute. I pay my way.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41- I'm the one that's sleeping on the floor.- That's five.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47- Go.- I was hungry.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49OK, right, well, go for the even cheaper brand,

0:00:49 > 0:00:52- buy two boxes between you. Done. - But that's not the point.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Done!

0:00:57 > 0:01:02- Now you're just in the line-up cos you like lining up, right?- Yeah.

0:01:02 > 0:01:03Clear off.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07I don't feel well. I'm ill.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11You're fine.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14- I feel sick, Mum. I'm sick. - Have you been sick? Off you go.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16All of ya!

0:01:21 > 0:01:22- What do you want?- Fiver.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25- Yeah? Elaborate.- School trip.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36That is my last fiver.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38You're lucky our benefits go in today, boy.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Sonia? Have you seen where I've...

0:01:54 > 0:01:57There's a good boy. PURRING

0:01:57 > 0:02:03Just need that for work and we'll both enjoy a lovely day...

0:02:03 > 0:02:05MEOW

0:02:09 > 0:02:13Right, you two, you behave yourselves. Be nice.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Right, over to you.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25- You've got my number if you need me, yeah?- Yeah. No problem.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34OK, my darlings. Who's ready for school?

0:02:34 > 0:02:35Where are you from?

0:02:35 > 0:02:38I'm from Norway. Do you know Norway?

0:02:40 > 0:02:44Never mind. Tonight I'll make you a nice Norwegian dinner.

0:02:44 > 0:02:45Yeah?

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Or one of your favourites?

0:02:50 > 0:02:51No?

0:02:53 > 0:02:56OK, I'll surprise you, then. Come on, let's get going.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Ah, good morning to you too.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07What are you doing here?

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Oh, I'm just returning this to my lovely sister.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11We like to share things.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13How did you get in?

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Come on, when has that back door ever been locked?

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Look, about the other night...

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Oh, you don't have to thank me. I know I'm good.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23How many times do I have to say this to you?

0:03:23 > 0:03:27It meant nothing, remember? You can't just come in here whenever...

0:03:27 > 0:03:31- Hey, babe.- Yes, Abi, thank you. It's my only decent one.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33- We're going to need to go shopping. - Yeah, no problem.

0:03:33 > 0:03:37- I've made you some pancakes. - No, I can't. I've gotta go.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40But I took Louie to Stacey, you've got an extra ten minutes.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42I know, but I've got an early meeting.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Look, the quicker I get there, the quicker I get back, yeah?

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- See you later. - See you.- See you.- Bye, Abs.

0:03:49 > 0:03:53- Well,- I- get home early. You know, if you get bored.

0:04:02 > 0:04:06Listen, mate, the cash point told me I got insufficient funds...

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Oi, are you blind or something?

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Steady on, wheels. Who took the jam out of your doughnut?

0:04:10 > 0:04:11- 'Hello?'- Yeah?

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Nah, nah, nah, they were free trials. I cancelled.

0:04:15 > 0:04:20- 'And there's a large payment to a telecommunications company...' - Keegan. I'm going to kill him.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23- 'I'm sorry, Mrs...'- Yeah, well, sorry ain't going to put food on my table, is it, mate?

0:04:38 > 0:04:40You all right, Mick?

0:04:42 > 0:04:44She didn't even get a chance to read it.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50I'm going to have to tell her about Klosters at some point and all.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52How was she when you took Ollie back?

0:04:54 > 0:04:55She was all right.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58I met her over the park.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Elaine's getting better, but she don't want no visitors.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03You miss her.

0:05:03 > 0:05:04And it's hard.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08But keep your chin up. She'll be back soon, yeah?

0:05:11 > 0:05:14- I'm going to go and make a start downstairs.- All right.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Mick...

0:05:18 > 0:05:19I'm here if you need me.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Relax. You've explained the conviction to Yolande.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32Now I'm going to make a start on the disregard process, yeah?

0:05:32 > 0:05:34- It'll be fine. Trust me.- OK.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44£1.89?

0:05:44 > 0:05:46You know, once upon a time you'd need a mask and a shotgun

0:05:46 > 0:05:48to rob people.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52These places, they're insured up to their eyeballs.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55You know, a few things go missing, it's a leakage, ain't it?

0:05:55 > 0:05:59You know, meanwhile you're earning tuppence chasing kids out the shop

0:05:59 > 0:06:01cos they fancy a five finger discount.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04I'm sorry, can I help you?

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Well, maybe we can help each other.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11How's about that delivery that you got comes up a little short?

0:06:11 > 0:06:14You know, a few things go missing off the aisles?

0:06:14 > 0:06:17You look away? We go 50/50 on what you can make.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Insurance pays out, you play dumb, and everyone's a winner.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22The only victims?

0:06:22 > 0:06:26Well, the poor souls still paying £1.89.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28How's that sound?

0:06:28 > 0:06:29Del?

0:06:32 > 0:06:33A word to the wise.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37This is a law-abiding area.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Well, mostly...

0:06:40 > 0:06:43The Queen Victoria lost a barmaid recently.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46If you need money, why don't you apply for a job there?

0:06:46 > 0:06:49- And first impressions count for a lot.- Oh, Del!

0:06:49 > 0:06:52What, has no-one got a sense of humour round here?

0:06:53 > 0:06:56I go to the toilet and the cat's waiting outside for me.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58I eat my breakfast, I look up. He's there.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02- Staring. All...om-u-nous.- Ominous?

0:07:02 > 0:07:05Ominous. I think he can sense I'm a dog person.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08I need to win him over. I can't live like this.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Meanwhile, in the real world, I'm going to go and see

0:07:10 > 0:07:12if I can get our flat deposit back.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15You are coming later, aren't you? To the hospital, to see Dot with me?

0:07:15 > 0:07:16Yeah, course.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29Donna! We need to talk about your pitch fees.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Personal space, Rob, remember?

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Have you heard the news?

0:07:36 > 0:07:39The council are having a meeting about the new rail route.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43You have got a market full of traders who are worried

0:07:43 > 0:07:45that there'll be no market in a few years.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49Never mind pitch fees, you need to galvanise the troops, rule book.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53And you're the man to do it, right?

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Yes!

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Steve and Christine Barber?

0:07:59 > 0:08:04Shadwell? They ran The Rose, The Dog and Duck? Ring any bells?

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Anyway, I pulled a few in their bars back in the day,

0:08:07 > 0:08:10and not just pumps, believe me.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Now, they were proper trouble pubs.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15You know, I barred more than I served some nights.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19A nice family pub like this? Easy-peasy.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Look, I know I've stepped on a few toes round here early doors,

0:08:22 > 0:08:25but a book as good as mine can't be judged by the cover.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28I'm sweet as sugar once you get to know me.

0:08:28 > 0:08:33Plus, I'm cash in hand, I'm cheap and I'm very, very flexible.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40- Well, look. I'm really sorry, but the position's been filled...- Oh...

0:08:40 > 0:08:42..but Beales' hiring people.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Beales? That poncey restaurant up the road?

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Yeah. Have you met Ian Beale?

0:08:47 > 0:08:50He's a top bloke. Got a heart of gold.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52- He'll help you out.- Thank you.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Nice to know you look out for each other round here.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Yeah, see you later. Heart of gold?

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Thank you.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00Hi.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02I come bearing gifts.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06So basically, it's just another training day?

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Training awayday.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11I was saving it for later in the year,

0:09:11 > 0:09:15but considering the news, I think we should bring it forward.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19Galvanise the old market spirit. So who's with me, eh?

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Date and venue to be arranged, obviously.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34We should take it to a vote. It'll be fun and informative.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36So this is council funded, is it?

0:09:38 > 0:09:41- Not exactly, no.- No, right, so we've gotta fork out for cover

0:09:41 > 0:09:42and pay for the privilege, yeah?

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Look, Rob, if that rail route goes ahead, mate,

0:09:44 > 0:09:46we're the ones who'll get squeezed out

0:09:46 > 0:09:48when the prices go up and all the yuppies move in.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- Yeah, yuppies like markets though, don't they?- Yes,

0:09:51 > 0:09:54I think they'll like it down here. They love a bit of the old school.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Rob, we don't need a pep talk, mate. What we need is reassurances.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59And what we definitely don't need is some weekend away

0:09:59 > 0:10:02doing trust falls or whatever, all right?

0:10:04 > 0:10:05All right?

0:10:09 > 0:10:11MEOW

0:10:14 > 0:10:17People say to me, "Karen, I don't know how you do it.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20"Raising six kids all on your own, making ends meet."

0:10:20 > 0:10:21I tell 'em, I say listen...

0:10:21 > 0:10:25I don't switch channels when the Red Nose is on and there's sad bits.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27You know, there's a lot worse off.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29You do what you have to do to survive.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31And as much as it pains me,

0:10:31 > 0:10:34sometimes I have to go cap in hand to people with hearts of gold.

0:10:34 > 0:10:35People like me?

0:10:35 > 0:10:38What can I say? You know, your reputation's good, Ian.

0:10:38 > 0:10:42- You know, see people like us... - People like us?

0:10:42 > 0:10:44You know, working class, you know, salt-of-the-earth types.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46We look out for each other, don't we?

0:10:46 > 0:10:48And there's not many of us left.

0:10:48 > 0:10:52So if there's anything I can do, cash in hand, I'm your woman.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Why should we let the taxman take bread out of our kids' mouths,

0:10:54 > 0:10:56right?

0:10:57 > 0:10:58Are you done?

0:10:59 > 0:11:01I've heard the stories.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04I know exactly who you are and what you are.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Your rent's paid for you, you got a flatscreen TV on the wall

0:11:06 > 0:11:09where your feral kids run havoc, you're walking around expecting

0:11:09 > 0:11:12a favour from everyone and your hand's out asking for more and more,

0:11:12 > 0:11:15while the rest of us have to work our fingers to the bone

0:11:15 > 0:11:16to pay for you.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19So, you and me, right, we are nothing alike.

0:11:19 > 0:11:23And this restaurant, and Walford, are better off without you.

0:11:31 > 0:11:32Do you know what?

0:11:34 > 0:11:35You don't know me at all.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45Limehouse Light?

0:11:47 > 0:11:48Is there nothing sacred any more?

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Well, that's the ale, and this is the Stepney Stout,

0:11:52 > 0:11:56from a lovely little micro brewery in Hackney. Lovely chap.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00Let me have a little guess. Great big beard, clear lens bins,

0:12:00 > 0:12:02never set foot in Stepney in his life, am I right?

0:12:02 > 0:12:04- Actually...- Yeah, I just...

0:12:04 > 0:12:07Honestly, these flat-white-sipping mugs,

0:12:07 > 0:12:09they've already took Hoxton, they've already took Brick Lane,

0:12:09 > 0:12:12they've already took flat cap wearing off of us, so I can't

0:12:12 > 0:12:15have 'em, you know, using Stepney and Limehouse to turn a pound note.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18- I can't do it. I can't!- Are you going to let me finish or...?

0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Yes, I'm going to let you finish. - Right.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25Well, actually this lovely chap is born and bred in Bow, E3.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27And he's really authentic.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30So you spend a couple of weeks in an East London boozer

0:12:30 > 0:12:32and you're an expert all of a sudden. Is that what you're telling me, yeah?

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Well, I wouldn't say expert, but I do know a few things.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37I have done my homework.

0:12:37 > 0:12:38Enlighten me.

0:12:40 > 0:12:41All right.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44You love Ray Winstone, Champagne Charlie

0:12:44 > 0:12:47and Bobby Moore unconditionally.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50You won't go "saaf" of the river unless it's extremely necessary

0:12:50 > 0:12:53and you hate the fact that now when you go on holiday you get

0:12:53 > 0:12:57mistaken for Essex boys because of certain reality TV show.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Am I right?

0:12:59 > 0:13:01It's about on.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04Right. So I think that we should have a little bet.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07If we sell out, we do the promotion.

0:13:07 > 0:13:11And if we don't, then I will doff my phantom flat cap to a certain

0:13:11 > 0:13:14landlord cos he obviously knows best. Deal?

0:13:14 > 0:13:15Deal.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18Unbelievable.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35- Oh!- Here, I'll give you an hand.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41You see these? Grinch green.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Thanks.

0:13:46 > 0:13:50- You ain't got a carer? Nah? Someone to help you out?- No, I don't...

0:13:50 > 0:13:53Don't you be put off by them forms. That's what they want.

0:13:56 > 0:14:00You need a hand applying, I'm at 23B. Karen Taylor.

0:14:00 > 0:14:01Oh.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03I'm Jane.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09They usually leave this to the community service boys.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11You live round here or what?

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Er, yeah. This is for Walford in Bloom.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Walford in what? - Bloom. It's a competition.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19Oh, right? What is that a cash prize or...?

0:14:19 > 0:14:21No, it's more like a community thing.

0:14:21 > 0:14:26Bernadette Rihanna Taylor, get here now!

0:14:26 > 0:14:30You should try a salt beef bye-gal. That's real East End, that is.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32You mean a bagel?

0:14:32 > 0:14:35- Oh, no, round here we say bye-gals. - Bye-gal?- Bye-gal.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38- Bye-gal.- Bye-gal.- Bye-gal.- That's it. There you go, she's got it.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41No, no, no, actually, actually, you want real authentic?

0:14:41 > 0:14:43- Pie and mash.- Oh, yeah. - Pie and mash?

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Yeah, blast a load of liquor over that. It's beautiful.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47A liquor? No, no, no, it's for the children.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Nah, nah, no, it's like a green sort of juice that...

0:14:49 > 0:14:55- Ah! Having fun, are we? - Thank you very much.- OK...

0:14:55 > 0:14:58KIM MIMICS THEIR LAUGHTER

0:15:00 > 0:15:03- Now here's the thing...- Hm?- I was...

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Just buying me lunch? An expensive lunch, yeah?

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Come on, I'm hungry.

0:15:08 > 0:15:09I said come on!

0:15:09 > 0:15:12Six missed calls from school? Did you even go in this morning?

0:15:12 > 0:15:15I'm ill, Mum. I feel sick. I'm tired all the time...

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Yeah, sick and tired? You and me both, love.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20You're awake all night eating multipacks of crisps.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23You're not ill, you need to control your eating.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Oh, what, like you?

0:15:25 > 0:15:27You had a whole Vienetta to yourself last night.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Marley And Me was on and Bronson nearly drowned recently.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Excuse me for having a soul.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34I can't help feeling sick, can I?

0:15:34 > 0:15:37- Right, you're going back to school now.- But, Mum, I just...- Now!

0:15:37 > 0:15:40I'm going to ring the school in half an hour and if you're not there

0:15:40 > 0:15:42then I'm going to be sitting in lessons with you all week.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Your choice.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51The way she talks to me!

0:15:51 > 0:15:53I need a cuppa. You fancy a cuppa?

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Well, I was going to watch the tennis actually.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Ah, I love the tennis!

0:15:59 > 0:16:02That Spanish one with the big arms, he still play does he?

0:16:02 > 0:16:03Well, what about me stuff?

0:16:03 > 0:16:06That'll be a pound, girls, please. Thank you.

0:16:09 > 0:16:14Now I do love him, Joan, it's just Ted can be a bit of a pest

0:16:14 > 0:16:17when he's under your feet all hours.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21They're born pests, Joycie.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24- Here, he likes a bit of gardening, don't he?- Mm.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Why don't you send him over the allotments?

0:16:26 > 0:16:28He might make some friends.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Who knows, you might get a bit of peace and quiet, eh?

0:16:33 > 0:16:34Right.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37So, that's nearly all the light gone, and almost half the stout.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40So, do you concede or shall we drag it out for a little bit longer?

0:16:40 > 0:16:44Yeah, all right. Even novelty sells for a nickel a bottle.

0:16:44 > 0:16:48Come on, cheer up. Most married men would thank their lucky stars

0:16:48 > 0:16:51for a flyby conjugal visit and then time away from the wife.

0:16:52 > 0:16:56You know, I threw a party for her. I wanted to make it all special.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00And she gets that text and runs off and I should be gutted, but...

0:17:01 > 0:17:03I was relieved.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05It was awkward.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09And I love her with all my heart.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12Maybe I'm just getting used to her not being here.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14I dunno.

0:17:14 > 0:17:15I think she probably feels the same.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21Come on. This needs "the guvnor's" seal of approval.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Oh, "the guvnor", yeah?

0:17:23 > 0:17:25OK, let's have a bang on this then, yeah.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Ah! So nice.

0:17:31 > 0:17:36See? I think we should invest. Roman Road Rose? Canning Town Cava?

0:17:36 > 0:17:39- Dream with me, Mick.- Yeah, yeah. Don't push your luck, all right?

0:17:39 > 0:17:42Save the rest of that for the raving salts up there, all right?

0:17:45 > 0:17:47I mean, I'm no angel, but I'm a good mum.

0:17:47 > 0:17:51My Keanu, he's doing his apprenticeship,

0:17:51 > 0:17:54and Bernadette, well, she could easy stay on at sixth form.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Keegan, he...

0:17:56 > 0:17:59Well, he's got all his swimming badges.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04You know, I just think it's wrong for people to judge.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07You know, no offence, but it feels very judgey round here.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Well, if it's any consolation, you know, I thought you dealt

0:18:10 > 0:18:12with your daughter really well today. I was impressed.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14- Oh, thanks, Jeanie!- Jane. It's Jane.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17I mean, who does that old boy in the shop think he is?

0:18:17 > 0:18:19You know, working for peanuts at his age?

0:18:19 > 0:18:23I bet your life some Thai bride used him for a visa and pension.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26And if that old bird in the pub think's she's got one up on me

0:18:26 > 0:18:28she can think again.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31And then there was this toad of a man and he was...

0:18:31 > 0:18:33DOOR OPENS

0:18:33 > 0:18:36- Shot!- Is that your...?

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Oh, Karen, this is my husband, Ian.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Karen Taylor. Nice to meet ya.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47I know that look.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Look? What look?

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Half smug, half content.

0:18:53 > 0:18:54You seeing someone or what?

0:18:56 > 0:19:01- What do you think, eh? Too tarty? - Nah. Just tarty enough.

0:19:01 > 0:19:02Yeah?

0:19:02 > 0:19:05- Will you bring this home for me? - Yeah, yeah.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07So, I didn't get pancakes this morning,

0:19:07 > 0:19:10so you could at least buy me coffee.

0:19:10 > 0:19:11What's this?

0:19:15 > 0:19:19You'll be careful, won't you, about the front door lock?

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Cos it's inclined to be tricky.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24It's not like the old days, you know.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Once, you could leave your door open.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29Nowadays the burglars'd have a field day.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32- Yeah, don't worry. I've got the hang of it now.- Don't you worry,

0:19:32 > 0:19:35nobody's going to try and get in with me about, are they?

0:19:36 > 0:19:38How's me little Davey?

0:19:38 > 0:19:41Ah, he's great. Isn't he, Rob?

0:19:42 > 0:19:44Yeah. He's lovely.

0:19:44 > 0:19:48Well, you will watch him, won't you? Cos he's apt to slip out.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51He's been on the wander three times already.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Yeah, don't worry. I'll keep an eye on him. Promise.

0:19:54 > 0:19:58Now, I thought we could talk about sleeping arrangements.

0:19:58 > 0:19:59Sleeping arrangements?

0:19:59 > 0:20:03Yeah. Well, obviously Robbie's going to have the little room,

0:20:03 > 0:20:05- but then we've got Rebecca... - Robbie?

0:20:07 > 0:20:08Yeah.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10Why, what's wrong?

0:20:10 > 0:20:14Well, I'm sorry, Sonia, but I only agreed to you moving in,

0:20:14 > 0:20:16not the pair of you.

0:20:18 > 0:20:22This is pie and mash, but with lingonberry sauce.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Lingon-what?

0:20:24 > 0:20:28Lingonberry. So this is a British and Norwegian combination.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Just like us, yeah?

0:20:30 > 0:20:33But pie and mash has liquor.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36Yes, I know that, but this is lingonberry.

0:20:36 > 0:20:40Child-friendly non-alcoholic lingonberry.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42But we like liquor.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44OK, but I thought we could just try it.

0:20:45 > 0:20:46Maybe?

0:20:48 > 0:20:49INGRID SIGHS

0:20:49 > 0:20:52This country and alcohol!

0:20:55 > 0:20:59OK. You don't want that? Fine. But you need to eat.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01So, choose something, and choose quickly. Come on.

0:21:01 > 0:21:06Sorry, Sonia, but I can't risk losing me house again, can I?

0:21:06 > 0:21:09But there's a spare room, Dot. I just thought that I could...

0:21:09 > 0:21:10Robbie, I'm sorry.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13No, look, it's all right. Let's talk about it later, OK?

0:21:13 > 0:21:16- Yeah. - You're due some painkillers soon.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19I'm going to go and grab you a cup of tea and talk to a nurse.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26See that? No spine.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28It's not for dunking. What else you got?

0:21:28 > 0:21:33Sorry, we keep treats to a healthy minimum, cos Ian's got diabetes.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Oh, that's a shame.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37I thought I had that once.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40Turned out it was a water infection. Anyone for a top up?

0:21:40 > 0:21:41Oh, no.

0:21:41 > 0:21:45Anyway, I was telling you about that old toad of a man...

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Do you know what? Actually, Karen, we've got plans.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49And here's me keeping you.

0:21:50 > 0:21:54Well, you know, it was a pleasure to meet you both.

0:21:54 > 0:21:55You, too. Another time, yeah?

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Yeah, yeah. Another time.

0:21:57 > 0:22:01Here, a long shot, but you don't know of any jobs going, do you?

0:22:01 > 0:22:04You know, maybe I could do a little bit of cleaning round here?

0:22:04 > 0:22:05Help you out?

0:22:05 > 0:22:08It's just that I'm really hard up at the moment, and...

0:22:08 > 0:22:12Well, you two, you seem to be the nicest people I've met round here.

0:22:12 > 0:22:13Well, Ian was saying that, you know,

0:22:13 > 0:22:15we need a bit of cleaning done at the restaurant.

0:22:15 > 0:22:18- Give Karen a trial. See how she gets on.- Yeah. Why not?

0:22:18 > 0:22:20That'd be amazing! I won't let you down.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Oh, no. That's not the time, is it?

0:22:24 > 0:22:27- I'm not going to make it. - What's wrong?

0:22:27 > 0:22:28Oh, it's not to worry, I've just...

0:22:28 > 0:22:30I'm on my way to pawn my nan's ring, you know.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33I just need a bit of money to tide me over,

0:22:33 > 0:22:35but I don't think I'm going to get to Bow in time

0:22:35 > 0:22:37before it shuts, am I?

0:22:37 > 0:22:39I'm sure we can give you an advance to help tide you over.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41- Go on, Ian. - Oh, no, you shouldn't do that.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43You know, I don't want you to think I've come round here

0:22:43 > 0:22:45like a charity case.

0:22:45 > 0:22:49We have all been there. Haven't we, Ian?

0:22:49 > 0:22:52You two, got hearts of gold, you have. Nice one.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59So, this is her? You follow her?

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Don't even know I'm doing it half the time.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04It's like I can't help myself.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08But what's the point?

0:23:10 > 0:23:12It's not as if you can see her, Steven.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14You're just following a dot on a screen.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17She could be doing anything in there with Josh.

0:23:19 > 0:23:20Why waste your time?

0:23:21 > 0:23:23I mean...

0:23:23 > 0:23:26I'm here. You can see me.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Do you know what?

0:23:31 > 0:23:32You're right.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Have some of me, son.

0:23:43 > 0:23:47Your mum starts the day skint, overdrawn, and insulted,

0:23:47 > 0:23:49and ends up with fags, Chinese,

0:23:49 > 0:23:52and a job conned off some jumped-up little mug.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55Just another day in the life of Karen Taylor!

0:23:55 > 0:23:56Where is everybody?

0:23:56 > 0:24:00Keegan's out with Chat and Riley. Bern's in bed. Did you get chips?

0:24:00 > 0:24:01Yes, Mum!

0:24:05 > 0:24:10Bernadette! What are you doing? I've brought you Chinese in there.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13What's wrong with you? What, you want to end up like me?

0:24:13 > 0:24:15I can't help it, all right? I'm just hungry.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17I'm hungry all the time. I don't mean it... I'm...

0:24:17 > 0:24:20All right, all right, calm down, calm down. Come on, come on.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23Got your prawn toast in there, yeah? Come on.

0:24:23 > 0:24:24Come and sit down.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Do you like the stuffed crust? With the cheese and garlic?

0:24:39 > 0:24:40Mm.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Dough balls?

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Yeah. With the butter dip.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46Yes, I love the butter dip.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48What's Norway like?

0:24:48 > 0:24:50It's OK.

0:24:50 > 0:24:55Oh, but we don't put alcohol on our pies, so you wouldn't like it.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57How are you lot doing? Good day?

0:24:57 > 0:25:00Good. Ooh, look at that pizza! Mm!

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Sis, you've got to talk to her.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09What do you want me to do, grill her on her hospital bed?

0:25:09 > 0:25:10No, I'm just saying...

0:25:10 > 0:25:12I will talk to her when she's up to it, OK?

0:25:12 > 0:25:16Rob, we lost our deposit today, I'm nowhere near unpacked, now

0:25:16 > 0:25:20just please let me sit here and have this microwave meal in peace, yeah?

0:25:23 > 0:25:26When was the last time you saw Dave?

0:25:26 > 0:25:28This morning. Told you that.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34SONIA SIGHS

0:25:37 > 0:25:39- All right? - FRONT DOOR CLOSES

0:25:39 > 0:25:40Hey, you all right?

0:25:40 > 0:25:42Where's little man?

0:25:42 > 0:25:45- He's upstairs. Why don't you go and see him?- Yeah.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05Right, see you later, Mum.

0:26:05 > 0:26:06- Don't be late. - Yeah.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11Still feeling sick, Bernie?

0:26:16 > 0:26:19Why didn't you have any of that prawn toast? It's your favourite.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24- It tasted funny. - Tastes like prawn toast.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31- I was watching that, Mum! - Bernadette...

0:26:34 > 0:26:36..how many weeks pregnant are you?