07/07/2017

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0:00:34 > 0:00:36- Afternoon.- All right?

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Hi, Ted. You off out?

0:00:42 > 0:00:45- Picking up Joyce from the bingo. - Oh, I'm good with a dabber.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Tell her I'll go with her next time.

0:00:48 > 0:00:52He's a right misery. Never wants to chat.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Nice day?

0:00:54 > 0:00:57My back's playing up. I hate sleeping on that floor.

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Oh, stop your moaning.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01It's good for you, sleeping on a hard surface.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Rich people spend thousands on that in them retreats.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Here, Bernadette's not said nothing to you, has she,

0:01:07 > 0:01:08about who the father is?

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Why would she say anything to me?

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Because you two, you're thick as thieves.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Have a word, will you?

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Social are going to start asking questions soon

0:01:17 > 0:01:20and I don't want them knowing before me.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23Hello, love. How's your gran?

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Oh, I'm just on my way to see her, actually. I'm dreading it.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27Oh, I'm the same. I hate hospitals.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30You never know whether you're going to get out alive, do you?

0:01:30 > 0:01:33- I've got to tell her her cat's died. She's going to go to pieces.- Oh, no!

0:01:33 > 0:01:35They get so attached, don't they?

0:01:35 > 0:01:38You tell her we've got a bearded dragon she can have.

0:01:38 > 0:01:39Thing gives me the creeps.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04LAPTOP BLEEPS

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Dad?

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Gran?

0:02:17 > 0:02:19MOBILE RINGS

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Hello?

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Hey, babe. You all right? What are you up to?

0:02:25 > 0:02:28- Just grabbing some food and doing some work.- Oh, yeah?

0:02:28 > 0:02:32- Are you eating that salad I made you?- Mm-hm.

0:02:32 > 0:02:33Yeah, it's lovely.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38You still working late?

0:02:38 > 0:02:42Yeah. Um, I don't know how long I'm actually going to be.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45I might be working longer than I thought.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52All right. Well, not to worry. I'll take care of our boy.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55All right. Thank you. See you.

0:02:55 > 0:02:56Yeah, I'll see you later.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Right, how are we getting on?

0:03:08 > 0:03:11- Yeah, there's loads of interest in the craft beer.- Good.

0:03:11 > 0:03:12Good, music to my ears.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15No, what she means is that they're only buying it cos

0:03:15 > 0:03:17they get a free glass. They're not buying more than one.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Well, get behind it, Mother, cos I want to show that Fi that we

0:03:20 > 0:03:24- can deal with any promotion she throws at us.- Yeah, we'll push it, won't we, Shirl?- No!

0:03:24 > 0:03:28- Cos I'm not a hypocrite!- What are you talking about?- I've tasted it. It's like gnat's pee.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30No-one round here's going to like it.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34- They need educating, Mother. Their palates need refining.- Oh...

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Yes, mate. What can I get you?

0:03:37 > 0:03:42- OK, in Iranian, you go up to him and you say, Man...- Man.- Doostet daram.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45- Doostet daran.- Ram, with an M. - R-r-r!- What's wrong with you?!

0:03:47 > 0:03:50- It sounds like you're choking. - Hello.

0:03:50 > 0:03:51All right?

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Great minds think alike, eh?

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Nothing like a drink after a long day on the market.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03- Can I get anyone a drink? - No, just got them in, thanks.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04Oh, right.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Cheap round for me, then.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Ah, whilst you're here,

0:04:10 > 0:04:12I've cancelled the team-building exercise.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15I know you're probably all disappointed, but I had to

0:04:15 > 0:04:18take into consideration the very valid points that Donna made.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21It was very remiss of me not to think about her unique situation.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24So I've been looking into something that we can all embrace.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27- Donna included.- Yeah, she's big on embracing, aren't you, Don?

0:04:27 > 0:04:31- Mm, yeah.- I've not finalised anything, as of yet.

0:04:31 > 0:04:35But I've found a company that specialise in building trust

0:04:35 > 0:04:36through meditation.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39- Do me a favour. What, again?! - Hang on.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43Are you saying that people with disabilities are incapable

0:04:43 > 0:04:44of doing anything extreme?

0:04:44 > 0:04:48- Yeah, cos if you are, that is highly offensive.- No, no.

0:04:48 > 0:04:49No, I'm not saying that.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52I was just saying I hadn't considered Donna's feelings.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Doesn't sound like you considered any of our feelings really,

0:04:55 > 0:04:59Robbie, because if you think we're all going to sit around in a circle, getting our Zen on..

0:04:59 > 0:05:02I am really hurt that you are not treating me

0:05:02 > 0:05:04the same as everyone else.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Oh, shame on you, Robbie.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Shame on you, mate.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19- Right, can we get back to the real team building?- Yes! The drinking!

0:05:19 > 0:05:23- What is it again?- R-r-r-r! - You need to stop that!

0:05:24 > 0:05:27I'll start your dinner in a bit. It's nuggets.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Bernie, I know you don't want to say who the dad is... No, listen.

0:05:33 > 0:05:38Hear me out. I've been thinking and if he's someone you're seeing,

0:05:38 > 0:05:41if it's a relationship, then bring him round.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44I promise not to kick off and I'll control the boys,

0:05:44 > 0:05:47but if he's going to be part of this family, then we need...

0:05:47 > 0:05:50- You just want to see if he's got any money.- No!

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Well, it would help, wouldn't it?

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Men get off scot-free.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59We're the ones who get the pain of childbirth and the nappies

0:05:59 > 0:06:00and the feeds...

0:06:00 > 0:06:03The least he can do is cough up a bit of dosh.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04He hasn't got any.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06They never have, love.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08But still, he's got to do his bit.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12I mean, look at all the dads you lot have had over the years, eh?

0:06:12 > 0:06:16I mean, Chatham and Riley's the only one who see anything of theirs.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19I know I said we're fine as we are.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Oh, we don't need men, and all that.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26But love, I'm me, and you're you, and, love,

0:06:26 > 0:06:29you could do with all the support you can get.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31You finished?

0:06:42 > 0:06:44- There we go.- Oh, lovely!

0:06:44 > 0:06:46I wish all my customers were enthusiastic, like you.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50So, when are you going back?

0:06:50 > 0:06:51To bingo?

0:06:51 > 0:06:54You're on a roll, Joyce! Win last month, now this.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58It was 25 quid. I'm not breaking Monte Carlo.

0:06:58 > 0:07:03Nice to be eating out for a change. We should go back to that steakhouse. You know,

0:07:03 > 0:07:08- the one by the old market. We haven't been there since... - Look...- What are we looking at?

0:07:08 > 0:07:10- It is!- Is it?

0:07:10 > 0:07:14Violating my human rights! 60 years I've been smoking!

0:07:14 > 0:07:18- That's longer than you was born! - Dot, it's OK!

0:07:18 > 0:07:19I'm here. Calm down.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Well, I'd be better treated if I was in Guatemala Bay!

0:07:22 > 0:07:25- Well, what's the matter?- Well, she won't let me have a cigarette.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29- All that fuss over a cigarette!- I ain't had one since I been in here.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31I mean, all my nerves, they're all on edge

0:07:31 > 0:07:34and I feel as if I'm getting one of my migraines!

0:07:34 > 0:07:35Oh, my poor Nick.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39I know what it was like now when I made him go cold turkey

0:07:39 > 0:07:41when he was coming off heroin.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Oh, Nick! Nick! Forgive me, forgive me!

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Why don't you have one of those gums I bought you?

0:07:45 > 0:07:49Well, I chewed all of them. I've chewed them till the taste has gone!

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Fine, I'll text Robbie later and tell him

0:07:51 > 0:07:55- to bring some in when he comes. - Yes, and tell him to bring me something decent to eat.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57I can't stomach the food they give you in here.

0:07:57 > 0:08:02Oh, that fish at dinner time! Well, if that were Huss, I'll eat my hat!

0:08:02 > 0:08:04It was unrecognisable.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06How's Dave?

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Mrs Branning.

0:08:08 > 0:08:09Evening.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12What's this I've been hearing about you refusing to do physio?

0:08:12 > 0:08:16Yeah, well, like I told the nurse, I don't need it.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18It'll make you feel so much better.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22I'll tell you what'll make me feel better, a cigarette!

0:08:22 > 0:08:26- You didn't have to walk me home. - Oh, it's a nice area.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Look, I wanted to say something to you.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33The other day, I took on board what you said.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35What did I say?

0:08:35 > 0:08:37About moving on.

0:08:38 > 0:08:43I buried my wife's ashes and I planted a rosebush on top of them.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45- She loved roses.- Good for you.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47It needed to be done.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50And now I have something beautiful in her memory.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52My dad's got a bench. Just over there.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Oi!

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Oi, stop that!

0:08:58 > 0:09:01- What?- Vandalising my dad's bench, you little hooligan! Get up!

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Get away from it!

0:09:05 > 0:09:07I'm sure she didn't mean any harm.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10- No respect.- Michelle, I wanted to ask you something.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12You can see how she's been brought up!

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Would you have dinner with me?

0:09:14 > 0:09:17I don't mean tonight. Next week.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20- Oh, er...- And just to be clear, I'm talking a date.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22A proper date.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Not just dinner with someone you know.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27I'll give you a call later, yeah? When I've checked my diary.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Thanks for walking me home.

0:09:29 > 0:09:30Right.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33- Well, er, hope to speak to you later, then.- Yeah.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41SHE SIGHS

0:09:52 > 0:09:54- Hey.- Hi.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56I was wondering if you've got any shots of the back

0:09:56 > 0:09:58of the Wilshire - I've got the ones you took of the front,

0:09:58 > 0:10:01but I was thinking I might want to use the terrace a bit more.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04- What, do you want to see everything, or...?- No, no, no. You pick the best one.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07You've got the eye. DOOR OPENS

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Hiya!

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Abi, what are you doing here?

0:10:11 > 0:10:14I called Lauren earlier. She said she was working late, so...

0:10:14 > 0:10:16You called Lauren?

0:10:16 > 0:10:18What did you say?

0:10:18 > 0:10:21I didn't tell her about us. I'm not an idiot.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25So, have you got the house to yourself, or...?

0:10:25 > 0:10:27No, Louie's upstairs, so...

0:10:29 > 0:10:34- Have you been spying on her again? You have, haven't you?- No, no.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36No, I was just watching a video. That's all.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40So, have you caught them at it yet, or...?

0:10:40 > 0:10:42No.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45But they're both working late tonight, so...

0:10:45 > 0:10:49Well, maybe if they're working late tonight, we could work late, too.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Not with Louie here.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55You're such a good dad.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57I like that.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Why don't I call you later?

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Yeah?

0:11:05 > 0:11:07OK, I'll leave you to it.

0:11:09 > 0:11:10But make sure that you call me.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27- You want more nuggets, Shaks? - No, I'm good, thank you.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30- Oh.- I'll have some more. - You've had enough!

0:11:30 > 0:11:33How's school, Shaks? I ask Keegan, but he never tells me.

0:11:33 > 0:11:38- Yeah, it's good. I'm doing the sound for the showcase.- Oh, showcase? What's that? I've never heard of it.

0:11:38 > 0:11:43- But then again, no-one in this family ever tells me anything.- I tell you things.- Yes, you do, love.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46It's just where people show off their talents.

0:11:46 > 0:11:50- That's why we've not heard of it. Keegan ain't got any talents! - Oh, yeah, funny(!)

0:11:50 > 0:11:53- He just wants to watch Bex. - Aw, you still like her?

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Is it her mum who works in town, but acts like she runs the country?

0:11:56 > 0:12:01- No, that's her aunt, but they were both doing the same American. - She shouted at me.- What?- Who did?

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Her, the one with the name badge, cos I was scratching at a bench.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06- What's her problem? - The bench in the gardens?

0:12:06 > 0:12:08- Yeah, that's her dad's bench.- So?

0:12:08 > 0:12:10She shouldn't be shouting at kids! Snotty cow!

0:12:10 > 0:12:12It's just a bench!

0:12:12 > 0:12:17Here, I know how we can teach her a lesson.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20- Why can't I have an electric one? - Cos you ain't allowed one.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Not allowed? Well, then what is the point?

0:12:22 > 0:12:25- You really need to do your physio. - Oh, not again!

0:12:25 > 0:12:28Anyway, son, you don't know what it's like.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31- I know, but it ain't going to be forever. You'll be home in a month or so.- A month?!

0:12:31 > 0:12:36And when you do get home, we need to start making changes to your sleeping arrangements.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38- No!- Dot!- No, no, no!

0:12:38 > 0:12:41My dining room is my dining room and my bedroom is my bedroom.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44And if you don't like it, then you can find yourself somewhere else.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Oh, you are a bossy boots, Sonia!

0:12:50 > 0:12:52- Good night.- Good night.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12I much prefer this place when no-one else is around.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15LOUIE CRIES

0:13:17 > 0:13:21Thanks for the Wilshere photo, that was just what I needed.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25Did you want to go over that portfolio?

0:13:28 > 0:13:30No, um...

0:13:30 > 0:13:33No, I'd rather go over something else.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37OK. What?

0:13:37 > 0:13:38Um...

0:13:40 > 0:13:42I wanted to talk about us.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46Because it's started to get to me. I can't get you out of my mind.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49I need to know where this is going.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52We're friends.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Is that what you tell yourself?

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Be honest, Lauren. I am.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01I've fancied you since the first time I saw you...

0:14:03 > 0:14:06And I know you feel the same. Look, you can't say you don't.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Oh, can't I?

0:14:11 > 0:14:13We need to sort this.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Especially after last night.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20MOBILE RINGS

0:14:24 > 0:14:26I need to take this.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Sorry.

0:14:28 > 0:14:29Hold that thought.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Hello?

0:14:33 > 0:14:37- DOOR OPENS - Abi?- No, no. It's me.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40I've cut my hand at the caf. I've had to come home.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42I'm feeling quite faint.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Gran, er...

0:14:44 > 0:14:46LOUIE CRIES

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Listen I need to go out. I'm really sorry.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52- Louie's crying. Can you just...? Thanks. Cheers.- No, I can't...

0:14:52 > 0:14:54I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02- We shouldn't be doing this. - Cos Bex wouldn't like it?- Oi, oi.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Shut up, you two!

0:15:08 > 0:15:09Bern!

0:15:09 > 0:15:12Mum!

0:15:12 > 0:15:13Hold on!

0:15:13 > 0:15:14All right, love?

0:15:14 > 0:15:16- All right? - WHISTLES NONCHALANTLY

0:15:19 > 0:15:20Go!

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Right, come on!

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Right, come on. Watch Ted's car!

0:15:33 > 0:15:35So, have you told her, then?

0:15:35 > 0:15:37About Dave?

0:15:37 > 0:15:40- No, I haven't had a chance. - Told me what?

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Hi, Dot.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44What about Dave?

0:15:46 > 0:15:49- Dot...there's been an accident. - What happened?

0:15:49 > 0:15:51- Is he hurt?- Well...

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Well?

0:15:54 > 0:15:56He's dead.

0:15:56 > 0:16:00He's been gone for days. And we were calling him and calling him.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02He must have just slipped out. Look, we've been searching

0:16:02 > 0:16:05the Square and everything, Dot, rattling his food.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08And then we found out that a cat had been knocked down.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Oh, Dot, I'm ever so sorry.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Get away from me!

0:16:12 > 0:16:16Not only do you try to take over my house, but now you've killed my cat!

0:16:16 > 0:16:18- We haven't done anything. - Mrs Branning?

0:16:18 > 0:16:21She's had some very bad news and we're dealing with it, OK?

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Well, I'm sorry to hear about that,

0:16:23 > 0:16:26but Security have got a black cat downstairs,

0:16:26 > 0:16:28with your address on its tag.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31I've never known anything like this to happen before,

0:16:31 > 0:16:34but one of the other nurses said it happened to her once.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37A cat or dog misses its owner so much it finds them.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39- Wellard would have done that. - No, it can't be Dave.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42Security sent a picture.

0:16:42 > 0:16:43No, no! Show me! Show me!

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Oh!

0:16:47 > 0:16:49That might be him.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Oh, Jesus! Dear Jesus, let it be Dave!

0:16:53 > 0:16:56- Oh!- Mrs Branning, no, you can't get out of bed.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59You're always telling me to exercise my legs

0:16:59 > 0:17:01and he's walked all this way to see me!

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Mrs Branning, you can't go out of the hospital

0:17:03 > 0:17:07- and I'm afraid we can't bring him in.- Look, I'll go. We'll bring him home, Dot.

0:17:07 > 0:17:11- Yeah, but I want to see him. - Well, he's clearly missing you.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14If only you'd agree to do physio, you could get out of here quicker.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16I will do the physio. I'll do anything,

0:17:16 > 0:17:19but I've got to get back home before he slips out again.

0:17:19 > 0:17:24And comes to find me. Here, Robbie, take him this.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26What's that?

0:17:26 > 0:17:29It's the fish from my dinner. Tell him it's from me.

0:17:29 > 0:17:33He's a very fussy cat. He might turn his nose up.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Is that Dot's cat? He's still missing!

0:17:40 > 0:17:42- Do you know this cat? - Yeah, he ate my turkey.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Oh, it's a long story.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Dot took it in and then she brought it in here on Christmas Day.

0:17:46 > 0:17:50- There you go, Winkle, the golden nectar.- You're not wrong there. - Yeah!

0:17:52 > 0:17:53All right, here we go.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57- I admit it. I was wrong.- Sorry, what was that? I'm a bit mutton.

0:17:57 > 0:18:01No, I'm not going to say it again. I just didn't think we'd sell as much of this stuff, that's all.

0:18:01 > 0:18:05- Well, that's their third round. - Never seen him in here before. - They're hipsters, aren't they?

0:18:05 > 0:18:09- They're into all that proper stuff. - Well, they're not into razors, that's for sure.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Oh, I'd hate it if Martin grew a beard.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Oh, they're just trying to prove a point, ain't they?

0:18:14 > 0:18:17They're lacking in the trouser department.

0:18:17 > 0:18:21There's a sign over by the gents advertising for a potman.

0:18:22 > 0:18:23No, no, I suppose you're right.

0:18:23 > 0:18:28- Did I say anything? - You didn't have to.- Apply.- You what?

0:18:28 > 0:18:31Might get you out from under my feet a few nights a week.

0:18:31 > 0:18:35- You're just saying that. I know you. You wouldn't like being in the flat on your own.- What?

0:18:35 > 0:18:38With full control over the remote? I think I'd cope!

0:18:40 > 0:18:41- A date?!- Shush!

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Don't want everyone knowing.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46- Anyway, I haven't said yes yet. - But you will?

0:18:46 > 0:18:49- I thought you liked him. - To chat to on the tube, yeah.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52But dinner? Dinner's something else, isn't it?

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Dinner means wine, which means expectations,

0:18:54 > 0:18:57- and I'm not sure I'm ready yet. - Course you are.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00From what you've said, he sounds like a nice man.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03- You mean he's age appropriate? - Well...yeah.

0:19:03 > 0:19:07What's wrong with that? Oh, do yourself a favour, Michelle.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Live a little.

0:19:09 > 0:19:13They were telling me at the bar Dot Cotton's had our Lucky.

0:19:13 > 0:19:14Branning, not Cotton.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17I don't care what she's calling herself. She's a cat thief.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20She had him in here Christmas Day, showing him off.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23- Look, suppose it is Lucky...- It is!

0:19:23 > 0:19:27Well, it's good news, isn't it? There was us thinking all sorts.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30Now we know that he's alive and where he's been.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33- But he's gone away again. - Then we go out and we find him.

0:19:33 > 0:19:37Yes, we do, before that Dot gets her thieving hands on him. Dave!

0:19:37 > 0:19:40What sort of name is that for a cat?

0:19:40 > 0:19:43Anyone can tell just by looking at him, he's a Lucky.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Well...

0:19:47 > 0:19:49LAUGHTER

0:19:49 > 0:19:51- How do you like my new bed? - You'd better get used to it.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54You're going to be homeless most of your life.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57Look, listen, I'd better get going. You know what my mum's like.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00You tell her to pop over sometime. Be lovely to get to know her.

0:20:00 > 0:20:04She's single, ain't she? Maybe we can go out on the pull sometime!

0:20:04 > 0:20:08- Basketball tomorrow, yeah?- Yes, on it. Look, see you guys later.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10See you, love.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Come on, Bern. You can scratch what you like in it now.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16Can't wait to see that cow's face when she sees her dad's bench has gone.

0:20:16 > 0:20:20Teach her to disrespect you, won't it, Bern?

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Won't it, Bern? Won't it, Bern?

0:20:22 > 0:20:26- Bernadette, Shaks lent me that game. Do you want to see it?- Yeah.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Have you spoken to her yet about the dad?

0:20:29 > 0:20:32I've tried but she just shuts me down.

0:20:32 > 0:20:33You've not, have you?

0:20:33 > 0:20:34This is serious!

0:20:34 > 0:20:36We need to know!

0:20:36 > 0:20:39Look, talk to her. You two are so tight, I know she'll tell you.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Why does it matter who the dad is?

0:20:42 > 0:20:45- Do you know? Has she told you? - Mum, just leave it, please!

0:20:45 > 0:20:48She's going through enough at the moment, without having you on her back!

0:20:48 > 0:20:50- I've a right to know! - I said leave it!

0:20:50 > 0:20:54This is why I did it. It's cos you're cheating on me!

0:20:54 > 0:20:57You told me it was all in my head, but I knew it!

0:20:59 > 0:21:02You know what they say about talking to yourself, don't you?

0:21:02 > 0:21:03First sign of madness!

0:21:03 > 0:21:07The first sign of madness is being crazy enough to get into your bed!

0:21:07 > 0:21:10Why don't you just leave me alone?

0:21:10 > 0:21:13There's no crime against walking along the street.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17- You still spying on Lauren? - Yeah, so what if I am?

0:21:18 > 0:21:21You're losing the plot, do you know that?

0:21:32 > 0:21:33I told you I'd call.

0:21:33 > 0:21:37Yeah, well, as it happens, I'm pretty free next week,

0:21:37 > 0:21:40so if your offer for dinner still stands, I'd love to...

0:21:40 > 0:21:43Sorry, I've got to go.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Louise?

0:21:47 > 0:21:50Louise, come back here!

0:21:50 > 0:21:53- Louise!- Sharon?- Not now, Michelle!

0:21:53 > 0:21:56Why the hell did you call your dad and ask him to change schools?

0:21:56 > 0:21:58I'd already said no.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00I don't care what you say! He's my dad!

0:22:00 > 0:22:03Yes, I know he is. And I told you I'd talk to him when I get to Italy.

0:22:03 > 0:22:07- Now, get back inside. - No, I'm going to see... - You are going nowhere tonight!

0:22:07 > 0:22:11- Or the weekend, or next week. You are grounded! - Oh, you can't be serious!

0:22:11 > 0:22:12Do I look like I'm joking?

0:22:12 > 0:22:14In!

0:22:18 > 0:22:20You all right?

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Dad's bench. It's gone.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25Michelle...

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Sorry about that.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35- So, everything you were saying... - I mean it.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Can you sit down a minute?

0:22:45 > 0:22:47We're both in relationships.

0:22:47 > 0:22:48Maybe we shouldn't be.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51- You're with someone, you meet someone else.- No.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54- Last night... - Would have been a mistake.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57I wanted to stay.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00I really did.

0:23:03 > 0:23:04I'm not a cheat.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09I'm not my dad.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12What's your dad got to do with it?

0:23:12 > 0:23:15I promised myself that I would never do to anyone what my dad

0:23:15 > 0:23:17did to my mum.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19I won't.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24But you're right, though.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26Me and Steven, we are not good.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33Jumping in bed with you, it wouldn't...

0:23:33 > 0:23:35It's not going to make anything any better.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38Yeah, but you don't want things to get better. You know that.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42- It's complicated, Josh. - He doesn't excite you like I do.

0:23:42 > 0:23:43Well, maybe not.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45Maybe he don't, but...

0:23:47 > 0:23:51You know, life ain't... It's not about being excited. It's just...

0:23:53 > 0:23:56- He's really good with Louie. - He's a babysitter!- No.

0:24:01 > 0:24:02I'm sorry, Josh.

0:24:05 > 0:24:10And if not sleeping with you means that I...

0:24:10 > 0:24:13- I don't know, I'll lose my job... - No, no, no.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15Look, you know me better than that, come on.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20If you say no, I can respect that.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22You know, I can keep things professional.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28- Good.- But you're kidding yourself.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30You know there's something here.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50No!

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Why are you playing these games with me?

0:24:52 > 0:24:55Why are you playing these games with me?!

0:24:55 > 0:24:56Argh!

0:24:58 > 0:25:01I know what you've done! I know what you've done! I'm not stupid!

0:25:01 > 0:25:03I know you've cheated on me!

0:25:05 > 0:25:09I'm not the bad guy in this! I'm not the bad guy!

0:25:16 > 0:25:20HE SOBS

0:25:28 > 0:25:32Are you really sure you want to keep the baby?

0:25:32 > 0:25:33- It's not too late.- I want it.

0:25:36 > 0:25:37OK.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42Well, you know I'll give you all the money I can

0:25:42 > 0:25:46and I won't be doing the apprenticeship for long

0:25:46 > 0:25:49and when I get a proper job, I'll pay for everything.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51You've not told her anything, have you?

0:25:51 > 0:25:53I promised, didn't I?

0:25:56 > 0:25:58It's our secret.

0:25:59 > 0:26:03No-one's ever going to find out.