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0:00:30 > 0:00:31So, what's the problem?

0:00:31 > 0:00:35There's not a problem. There's a disaster. Come on.

0:00:37 > 0:00:38Look.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Who's that? Callie Sinclair from Year 11.

0:00:43 > 0:00:44She just posted it.

0:00:44 > 0:00:48Bex, that's... That's my dress.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51She's got your dress? She's got the same dress!

0:00:51 > 0:00:54And she's going to wear it tonight for the prom.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Oh...

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Is that all you've got to say?

0:00:59 > 0:01:03Bex, my night is totally ruined. Yep, just like my blusher.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Thanks for taking it without asking.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09And all you can say is, "Oh." She looks rubbish, though.

0:01:09 > 0:01:13Cheers, Bex. Nothing to do with the dress. It... It just don't suit her.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17And you could accessorise yours.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20I could have a sort through some of my necklaces for you.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23And how would you feel? Hm.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Exactly. See? Disaster.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Have you got anything else? Not for a prom.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30And I can't get anything else either, cos...

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Er, because you wasted the last 100 quid I gave you.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35I'm not throwing good money after bad, Louise.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Right, come on. Where are we going? To sort this. How?

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Look, come on! Ow! Louise! Bex!

0:01:45 > 0:01:46SHE SIGHS

0:01:46 > 0:01:50Stace, I need your help. You too, Dad. What?

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Clothes stalls. What's on the market?

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Well, they're up there on Bridge Street, ain't they? Kush's.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Yes, Kush! Er, no, Bex, this is prom, not a night out in Chav City.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Well, we've got to try something, haven't we?

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Cheers. All right. Thank you. Kush! Kush!

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Hey, you all right?

0:02:04 > 0:02:06We need a dress like this.

0:02:06 > 0:02:07No, not like that.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09OK, not like this, but the same kind of thing.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11What is wrong with that one?

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Callie Sinclair's going in the same one.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15What, and that's bad, is it?

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Well? Anything?

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Oh, maybe. Ooh, that's fab!

0:02:23 > 0:02:24Could tart it up a bit, I suppose.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28Does it fit, though? Right, let's try it on.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Don't you want to know how much it costs?

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Feel that, Kush. That is real quality.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Straight off the shelf, never been worn.

0:02:36 > 0:02:37Hang on. Hang on!

0:02:37 > 0:02:40A straight swap. Come on, Kush, it'd be a steal.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Eh, daylight robbery, more like. I'm not a charity, you know?

0:02:43 > 0:02:44HE TUTS

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Oh, you'd do that, would you? Say a punter goes into the MinuteMart,

0:02:48 > 0:02:50buys a banana, you'd swap it for one of your apples?

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Yes! Oh! Oh, it sounds like it fits.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57So have we got a deal?

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Er... Look, come on, Kush. You could sell that just as easily

0:03:00 > 0:03:02as you could sell Louise's dress, can't you?

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Oh, right, so it's already her dress, is it?

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Oh, come on, Kush, just do it. You'll get your reward in Heaven.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09What are you getting involved...? What does he say?

0:03:14 > 0:03:16OK, OK.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19OK. Yeah. Done. Yeah, I think I have been...done, actually.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Properly...done.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Did you get my message, about Chase's party?

0:03:29 > 0:03:33Let's go later. Why are we going later?

0:03:33 > 0:03:36The prom. We've been excluded, we can't go to prom.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37Be no point anyway.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Cos there ain't going to be one.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41So, how many's coming tonight?

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Just the two of us.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45What, you're feeling hungry, are you?

0:03:45 > 0:03:47There's not that much.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Mum, you could feed half the school for about a week off of this lot.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55What, you feeling a bit fancy, too, are we?

0:03:55 > 0:03:59Look, it is just a simple dinner.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03A little token of thanks from me to a colleague

0:04:03 > 0:04:06for all his business advice. Business? Mm-hm.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11What? Forget it.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14You know, I might hear something that I don't want to anyway, so I'll, er...

0:04:18 > 0:04:20You all right?

0:04:20 > 0:04:22You all right, son? Everything all organised for later?

0:04:22 > 0:04:26Yes. Be here about six. Smashing. How's Bex?

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Yeah, all right. We had a bit of a wobble earlier with Louise.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Apparently some girl had the same dress or something.

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Wobble, Martin? That's a crisis.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Well, I dunno. Must be a guy thing,

0:04:35 > 0:04:39but anyway, that got all sorted. And we've done our bit, yeah?

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Yeah. Oh, Billy's helping out, by the way. Oh, perfect!

0:04:42 > 0:04:46How do you mean? Well, it'll just look right, won't it? Billy...

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Yes. Don't tell him that, but, yeah, it will, yeah.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51See you later, yeah?

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Yes, Jack? You all right, mate?

0:04:53 > 0:04:54Can I get a couple of them

0:04:54 > 0:04:57green apples for the kids' lunch box, please? Yeah.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59To be honest, I didn't think you'd be doing this any more now.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01What do you mean, feeding my kids?

0:05:01 > 0:05:03No, sorting out the shopping,

0:05:03 > 0:05:07what with your new sexy Swedish nanny. She'd be all over that.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09I clocked her moving in first thing this morning.

0:05:11 > 0:05:12Well, she's Norwegian.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16And I'd like a few oranges, as well, please.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17Right.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Well? Well, what?

0:05:22 > 0:05:23When am I going to get my pitch back?

0:05:23 > 0:05:26I see Felix is out there again. I thought you were going to have a word.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Yeah, there's been a change of policy.

0:05:28 > 0:05:29What does that mean?

0:05:29 > 0:05:31A directive from up high.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35Do you practise, Rob? Do you stand in front of the mirror

0:05:35 > 0:05:37and say to yourself,

0:05:37 > 0:05:40"Today, I am going to make absolutely no sense at all"?

0:05:42 > 0:05:46Donna, you're not getting your pitch back.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48But you said I was.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50You were.

0:05:50 > 0:05:54Look, if this is about the fees, I'll get them to you, I promise.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57The council said no. Because?

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Don't shoot me, I'm just a messenger.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Well, who else is getting the boot?

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Oh, right. It's just me, then.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09No... I'm sure it ain't personal.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13When you're the only one that's getting shafted, it feels pretty personal to me.

0:06:13 > 0:06:17Is it because I ain't got a beard? What?

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Or wear stupid clothes, looking like a lumberjack?

0:06:20 > 0:06:23No. Well, what's it about, then?

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Felix walks in here, in to the Square,

0:06:25 > 0:06:27and gets a pitch straight away.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29I have been here ages.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Why am I the only one being pushed out in the cold?

0:06:35 > 0:06:38There we go. Thanks. Forget it.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40I'd have been gutted missing out on all this.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Not to mention not going with Travis.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47So what about you and Shaks?

0:06:47 > 0:06:48There's not a me and Shaks.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51Well, I didn't think there was going to be a me and Travis.

0:06:51 > 0:06:52Anyway, I thought you hated him.

0:06:52 > 0:06:56Before Showcase, yeah. But he was really cool at that.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59And he is taking you tonight.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02And you two have been getting along better lately.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04I'm just glad we are.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08This time last week, I could have been doing all this with

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Alexandra and Madison.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Can't believe it took me so long to see through them.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Have you been using my perfume, as well?

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Oh, she's really doing my head in today.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Do you know how much this stuff costs?

0:07:18 > 0:07:20I only took a bit.

0:07:20 > 0:07:21What's this?

0:07:21 > 0:07:23My new prom dress.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25We swapped it for the other dress with Kush.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Oh.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Don't tell me. You don't like that one, neither.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Well, it's... Well, at least it didn't cost you nothing this time.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35I've paid plenty already.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Not that I'd pay much for that.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39I'm the one who's being scouted for modelling

0:07:39 > 0:07:41and you're lecturing me about fashion?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Don't be so rude, you!

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Come on, Bex.

0:07:46 > 0:07:47Where are we going?

0:07:47 > 0:07:49I'm getting ready at yours.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51I thought you wanted me to give you a lift.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54I'd rather walk.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Louise... Come on. Louise!

0:07:56 > 0:07:58SHE SIGHS

0:08:06 > 0:08:07That was a bit stupid, wasn't it?

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Travis is meant to be coming with us. Well, come with me and Shaki.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Yeah? Yeah. Mum's going to take us.

0:08:14 > 0:08:15I'm sure she can fit a couple more in.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17THUNDER RUMBLES

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Bex! Bex, my hair! My tan, Louise!

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Martin! Martin! Please let me in!

0:08:24 > 0:08:28Just think about it. All them prom dresses. All that hair.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32Everyone lined up for the very first dance and whoosh!

0:08:33 > 0:08:38That dance floor will be a swimming pool in seconds.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Louise Mitchell's bound to be wearing some off-the-shoulder number,

0:08:40 > 0:08:42tarty little tramp.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44All you'll see is her bra. SHE LAUGHS

0:08:44 > 0:08:48And Bex will definitely be plastered in some cheepo bronzer.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Wait till the water hits that.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53That'll be epic, Mads. And the whole thing will be up there online.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Wait, how are we going to get in, though?

0:08:56 > 0:08:59The minute the teachers see us, they're going to slam the door right in our faces.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01They won't see us.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08They're even talking about having one at William's school now.

0:09:08 > 0:09:12Suits for the boys, posh dresses for the girls - they're ten!

0:09:12 > 0:09:14PHONE RINGS Sorry.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Hello, Martin. Yeah, I'm on my way, mate.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19You're never too young for a bit of old-fashioned glamour, Billy.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Yes, but it's not just the dressing up, though, Kath, is it?

0:09:21 > 0:09:24You're supposed to take partners, you know, like, boyfriend and girlfriend.

0:09:24 > 0:09:29It's just a bit of harmless fun, that's all. Yeah, when I was ten, I was playing conkers.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32You'd have been up for that, would you, Jack? Up for what?

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Romance, you know.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36What, six months after burying my wife?

0:09:36 > 0:09:40Yeah. Yeah, well up for it. No, Jack. I didn't mean that, mate...

0:09:43 > 0:09:46DOORBELL

0:09:50 > 0:09:54Yeah? Are they ready? Who?

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Louise and Bex.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Who's asking?

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Martin, let them in.

0:10:02 > 0:10:07Right. Come on, then. So this is Shakil and Travis?

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Yeah, and here's their prom partners.

0:10:14 > 0:10:15Aww!

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Close your gobs, boys, you'll catch flies. TEXT MESSAGE ALERT

0:10:26 > 0:10:30Oh, here we go. You ain't seen nothing yet.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Have a little peep outside.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Why? Go and see what you're actually going to the prom in.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Hope it's OK. It's all we could get.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56So we thought, Bex, if you jump in the front with Billy.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58And Louise and the boys can get in the back.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Bit of a squeeze but it should be all right.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03Or I could do two trips.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Oh, I don't want to get on the wrong side of the Old Bill.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09Or...you could go in this.

0:11:09 > 0:11:10HORN BEEPING

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Everyone goes in limos.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Just what I was thinking.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Billy!

0:11:39 > 0:11:42Yo, this is amazing. I know.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45And you look pretty amazing, too.

0:11:47 > 0:11:51Bex... Shaki, thank you. What for?

0:11:51 > 0:11:54For being my prom partner. Thank you for letting me.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57What are friends for, eh?

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Right, ready? Let's have a photo.

0:12:12 > 0:12:13Wow.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16Oh, it's just a little light dinner.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18I dunno, it looks like you've been working all afternoon.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Actually...

0:12:21 > 0:12:22More fun than working, actually.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31I'll just get the...

0:12:31 > 0:12:32amuse-bouche.

0:12:37 > 0:12:38Not Donna again.

0:12:38 > 0:12:42Told her what you said. That she wasn't getting her pitch back.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Don't tell me. She didn't like it.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47That's one way of putting it. You know the score,

0:12:47 > 0:12:51her and her tatty clothes don't fit our profile any more.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53She really started shouting the odds.

0:12:53 > 0:12:57That's what we pay you for, Robbie, take the odd bit of flak.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02She wanted to know...

0:13:02 > 0:13:07if it was just her that we were... discriminating against.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Discriminating?

0:13:11 > 0:13:14What, she thinks this is because...?

0:13:16 > 0:13:20She did wonder whether it was cos she's not...

0:13:20 > 0:13:23like some of the, erm...

0:13:23 > 0:13:24other stall holders.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28I just thought you should know.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Last thing we need, isn't it?

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Some sort of PR disaster.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42# I ain't too sure what I believe in

0:13:42 > 0:13:45# But I believe in what I see

0:13:46 > 0:13:49# And when I close my eyes

0:13:49 > 0:13:52# I see my whole life ahead of me

0:13:52 > 0:13:56# These are our hours These are our hours

0:14:00 > 0:14:04# This is our time This is our time

0:14:04 > 0:14:07# This is our time

0:14:07 > 0:14:11# These are our hours

0:14:15 > 0:14:18# Out on the verge Out on the verge

0:14:18 > 0:14:22# Out on the verge of the rest of our lives

0:14:22 > 0:14:24# The rest of our lives

0:14:29 > 0:14:33# Out on the verge of the rest of our lives tonight

0:14:33 > 0:14:37# Top of the world and we're dressed to the nines tonight... #

0:14:38 > 0:14:43Told you I'd get us in. Keegan got us in. Whatever.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Seen Libby Walker?

0:14:46 > 0:14:48She is such a mess!

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Bex Fowler ain't far behind.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06I need you to do something for me.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08A favour. For me and Louise.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11Yeah, man, what? What kind of favour?

0:15:17 > 0:15:20So work's a bit stressful at the moment, is it?

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Hm.

0:15:22 > 0:15:26Yeah, morale's a bit low lately in the planning team.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Actually, even outside of planning.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Oh, yeah?

0:15:30 > 0:15:34Well, you know... You know Mr Lister, my boss from the markets?

0:15:34 > 0:15:40Mm-hm. He's had some councillor, Brian Goddard, on his back for months now.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43Been running round like a madman trying to meet his targets.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48You don't want to hear about all this.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Course I do.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52I'm sure we can find more interesting things to talk about than work.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55No, well...it's your work. It's what you do. I'm interested.

0:15:59 > 0:16:03It's been doing my head in, to tell you the truth.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05All the top guys they're...

0:16:05 > 0:16:09All they're trying to do is get third-party investors.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11TIMER BEEPS

0:16:24 > 0:16:27MUSIC PLAYS

0:16:39 > 0:16:42I can't do it. Can't do what? Turn on the sprinklers.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Why not? Cos there's teachers by the boiler room,

0:16:44 > 0:16:46and that's where the valve is - I can't get in.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57There is something we can do, though.

0:16:57 > 0:17:01Travis is fixing up this special treat for Louise, I heard him

0:17:01 > 0:17:03and Shaks talking about it.

0:17:03 > 0:17:04All dead romantic.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Fish fingers, chips and beans, please, my friend.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Oh, Robbie, that dining table you were asking about.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16My mate in Shoreditch has still got it, here's his number.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18Felix, you're joking? No. I told him to expect a call.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21Thank you so much! Yeah, no worries, mate.

0:17:25 > 0:17:29PHONE RINGING Donna, your pitch, you've got it back.

0:17:29 > 0:17:33Yeah, hello? Hi, yeah, Felix gave me your number.

0:17:33 > 0:17:34Yeah, yeah.

0:17:34 > 0:17:38My name's Robbie. Yeah. That dining table in Walford?

0:17:38 > 0:17:42Just a minute. Yeah, yeah, I'll hold. I've got my pitch back?

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Yeah, I spoke to the council. They're going to e-mail you.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Lost for words? That's not like you, Donna.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Well, you have promised me it back before.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Yeah, and this time it's for definite - Scout's honour. Yeah, hello?

0:17:54 > 0:17:58Yeah. No, I definitely want it now. If not sooner.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01How much?

0:18:01 > 0:18:06OK, so we have done Miss Attitude.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13We have done Miss Gobby.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Who dreams these up?

0:18:18 > 0:18:21Best Fake Tan. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:18:23 > 0:18:27Looking very tan-tastic, mate - tan-tastic indeed.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30But next up, we have one of the big prizes of the night, as voted

0:18:30 > 0:18:35again by all of you lot, Most Beautiful Couple.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37AUDIENCE: Ooh!

0:18:37 > 0:18:42And incredible as it may sound, it's not me and Mr Adams.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45It's...

0:18:50 > 0:18:55Ooh. Does this read Moonlight or La-La-Land?

0:18:55 > 0:18:58Get on with it! Mr Price!

0:18:58 > 0:19:00It's...

0:19:00 > 0:19:03Louise Mitchell and Travis Law-Hughes.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Get on up here.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14Very deserving, a very beautiful couple indeed!

0:19:14 > 0:19:16It suits you!

0:19:18 > 0:19:20How do you feel, my lady?

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Can I just thank my stylist, Bex Fowler?

0:19:22 > 0:19:25I'll do the bad movie jokes, thank you very much.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Right, guys, don't forget to get your photo for the website.

0:19:28 > 0:19:32Once more for the Most Beautiful Couple!

0:19:36 > 0:19:40Next up, we have Best Teacher's Pet...

0:19:40 > 0:19:44I need to show you something first. I know, I know.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47And the winner is...

0:19:47 > 0:19:50Zachary Williams!

0:19:50 > 0:19:52And keep 'em closed. Why?

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Cos I don't want to spoil the surprise. What surprise?

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Well, if I told you it wouldn't be one, would it?

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Travis... You opened your eyes.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Wow.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16I had a job lot of candles, so...

0:20:16 > 0:20:19seemed a pity to let them go to waste.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24It's just like... That film you like.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Baz Luhrmann.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Fast Furious 15, wasn't it?

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Romeo + Juliet.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49Oh, my God, do you think they're actually going to...? What?

0:20:49 > 0:20:53What, do it? In there? I thought she was frigid.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Maybe that's what all the candles are for, to warm her up.

0:20:58 > 0:21:02Now this I have got to see.

0:21:02 > 0:21:03You will.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Everyone will.

0:21:06 > 0:21:07OK, I can get you in from the other side.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14I've just got to find the right moment.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Just had the e-mail about my pitch.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24Came through already, has it? It's in Turpin Road.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26What? Right next to the shellfish stall.

0:21:26 > 0:21:30Meaning my stock is going to smell of prawns!

0:21:30 > 0:21:33And it's at the end of the street, so I won't get no passing trade.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36Have you and your brain had a trial separation or something?

0:21:36 > 0:21:38Look, I was only trying to help.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41Selling me down the river, more like. No, Donna.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44I will be bankrupt inside a month down there.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47Or was that your plan all along?

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Can you manage a pud?

0:22:04 > 0:22:08Wow, you don't take any prisoners, do you?

0:22:08 > 0:22:11It'll take me a few minutes to finish off.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14I thought I'd make a Baked Alaska.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17But if you really are too full... No. No, no, that sounds great.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19All right.

0:22:35 > 0:22:36Do you really like it?

0:22:38 > 0:22:39I love it.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42I thought it'd be the perfect place.

0:22:42 > 0:22:43What, for the photo?

0:22:43 > 0:22:46No. For... For me to tell you.

0:22:46 > 0:22:47Tell me what?

0:22:49 > 0:22:52Erm... Well...

0:22:52 > 0:22:55LAUGHTER Oh, wow.

0:22:55 > 0:22:56What are you doing here?

0:22:56 > 0:23:00Don't need to ask you that now, do we? Just get out, OK?

0:23:00 > 0:23:03Don't mind us. Just keep doing what you're doing. Pretend we ain't here.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05What is wrong with you?!

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Lighten up, will you? You never used to be this serious.

0:23:07 > 0:23:12What is so wrong with your sad little lives, you've got to go and try and ruin everyone else's?

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Ain't nothing wrong with us.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16Look, let's just go, they ain't worth it.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19You just can't stand it, can you? Anyone else being happy?

0:23:19 > 0:23:23Look, Alex is right, will you just loosen up, yeah?

0:23:23 > 0:23:27We're just having a laugh. Oh, and this is your idea of a laugh, is it?

0:23:27 > 0:23:30Following me and Travis around? We ain't following no-one.

0:23:34 > 0:23:38Where's all them fit blokes you keep telling us about, eh?

0:23:41 > 0:23:44All them cool mates you're supposed to be always hanging about with?

0:23:47 > 0:23:52They're up here, aren't they, girls? In your stupid little heads?

0:23:53 > 0:23:56It's pathetic.

0:23:57 > 0:24:01You...are pathetic.

0:24:01 > 0:24:02Both of you.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09Now just do what Travis said.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Get out.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15Before you both really embarrass yourself.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30You ain't going nowhere!

0:24:34 > 0:24:35SHE SCREAMS

0:24:51 > 0:24:55It's going to be about another 15 minutes, OK? Perfect.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57It's all about the hot and cold, apparently.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59Yeah, is that right?

0:24:59 > 0:25:01According to Mary.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05But here's one I made earlier...

0:25:14 > 0:25:15MUSIC PLAYS

0:25:19 > 0:25:21FIRE ALARM BLARES

0:25:35 > 0:25:38MUSIC STOPS Everyone remain calm!

0:25:38 > 0:25:42SCREAMING Start making your way out!

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Slowly, keep on going through the tunnel!

0:25:45 > 0:25:49Let's clear this hall! Clear the hall! Keep moving!

0:26:43 > 0:26:45SHOUTING

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Young generation, when they get mad,

0:26:48 > 0:26:50the first thing they do is grab a gun.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53There's a lot of questions that needs to be answered.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55Something's not right here.