0:00:35 > 0:00:39Jay. Why aren't you calling me back?
0:00:39 > 0:00:42You know I can't settle until we've sorted this out.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Now, please,
0:00:44 > 0:00:45please call me back, yeah?
0:00:49 > 0:00:51So, what do I put on the insurance claim form?
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Mm? I can't go on holiday because I was fitted up by the Feds?
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Yeah. Yeah, I'll, um...
0:01:00 > 0:01:02I'll see you in a bit.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09- Well?- We have to meet him down at the Walford nick.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11He reckons they ain't going to press any charges.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12And that's good, is it?
0:01:12 > 0:01:15- Better than doing five years. - We've lost a holiday.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18- How is that in any way good? - It could have been worse off, is what I'm saying.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20So you're just going to accept it?
0:01:20 > 0:01:23We should be suing them for racially aggravated...!
0:01:23 > 0:01:26What I'm trying to understand is why?!
0:01:26 > 0:01:28I mean, why now?
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Something has started to give off a bad smell round here.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36But if the Feds didn't plant the drugs, who on earth did?
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- You're seeing a client?- Yeah. - We're meant to be on holiday.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Yeah, but we're not, are we?
0:01:43 > 0:01:45You know, seeing as I'm here...
0:01:45 > 0:01:48I thought we could do something today. Drive to Epping, maybe.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52Carmel, I wish you'd said all that earlier. I've said yes now, haven't I?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Don't be disappointed.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57All right?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Yeah. I was just so looking forward to it.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Yeah, and we'll do something tomorrow maybe.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Right, I'll be back later. I don't know what time.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08See you later, Shaks.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Do you have a problem?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23No, I think you do though.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28Excuse me, just wondering
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- if you'd be interested in signing our petition.- Sorry, what?
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Well, you'll have heard of this proposal to replace
0:02:34 > 0:02:37the community centre with a halfway house for released prisoners?
0:02:37 > 0:02:42- What about it? - Well, do we really want paedophiles and murderers and goodness
0:02:42 > 0:02:44knows who else wandering round freely in our community?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- Well, does anyone?- Exactly. - No, I haven't got time.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Well, perhaps you'll take a leaflet then?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Shirley! Shirley, any chance of you putting in a shift today?
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- Fi won't like it. - Whitney's gone down with something
0:02:56 > 0:02:59and I'm miles behind with my paperwork.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00- Go on, then.- Brilliant.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Oh, and while I've got you, can you do something about this and all?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08What have they stuck it on with? Superglue?!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10I'd do it myself, only I've got that much on.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Where's that bloke with the clipboard?
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- But you'll do it, yeah? - Yes, I'll do it.- Cheers, Shirl.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Here, Jay!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31You know Walford In Bloom?
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Your front garden's totally letting the side down!
0:03:38 > 0:03:41This is two days running, Ben. I've got two funerals this morning
0:03:41 > 0:03:43and I've got no-one to mind the shop.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Why isn't he answering his phone?
0:03:45 > 0:03:48No idea, Bill. He's in a weird place.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51This is all since Phil gave him the car lot, isn't it?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54I mean, what's he not got to bother any more, now he's got a few quid?
0:03:54 > 0:03:57KNOCK AT DOOR Hang on a sec.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Someone's at the door.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Listen, he just left.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11He weren't wearing his suit, so I doubt he was coming to you.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12I've got to go.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Who was that?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Billy.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Jay ain't turned up to work again. - But he's just left, yeah?
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Why is it always about him?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Another time, all right?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32LAUGHING AND YELLING
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Right! I told you two, put this tent away ten minutes ago, didn't I?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Now, if you don't do it, you won't go camping.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- KNOCK AT DOOR - Hello? It's us!
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Oh, that's Honey. Can you answer it, please?
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Hiya!
0:04:49 > 0:04:52- What's the problem?- Problem?! - Are you excited?
0:04:52 > 0:04:56I didn't sleep very well, all right? I've got a headache and I've cut myself shaving!
0:04:56 > 0:05:00- Is that good enough for you?! What are they doing here already? - I told you,
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Honey's got a shift at the Minute Mart and asked
0:05:02 > 0:05:06- if we could look after the kids till she gets off.- Hiya!
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Wow!
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- Are you sure you're all right about this?- Of course we are.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- Oh, brilliant. Are you excited, Jack?- Oh, yeah(!)
0:05:13 > 0:05:18- Yeah, I'm over the moon(!) - KIDS LAUGH
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- Woke up with a headache. He'll be fine.- Oh, good.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29- Oh.- Hey.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33I'm usually dressed by this time, but I'm on lates this week, honest.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- What did you want? - Small favour?- Go on.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39I've got to be out all morning, only I've just had a text saying
0:05:39 > 0:05:43there's a parcel arriving sometime between nine and one.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- Could I get it redirected here? - No problem.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47Great. Thanks.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50How's Bex?
0:05:50 > 0:05:54Yeah, she's OK. You know, fretting about her results,
0:05:54 > 0:05:55but apart from that, she's fine.
0:05:55 > 0:06:00Someone looks smart. Are you going for a new job or something?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03No, nothing like that. I'll pop back sometime after lunch, yeah?
0:06:03 > 0:06:07- I'll make sure I'm here. - Cheers.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Thank you.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Jay! Jay!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Jay!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Listen, do me a favour, let me through.
0:06:26 > 0:06:31- I don't want to catch a train, I just want to speak to someone. - Not without a ticket, mate. Sorry.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40- Would you like to sign our petition? - You what?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42We're a group of concerned parents and residents,
0:06:42 > 0:06:45fighting this proposed halfway house.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Do we really want violent criminals living
0:06:48 > 0:06:50right in the middle of a residential community?
0:06:50 > 0:06:54Well, speaking as a violent criminal myself, and living here
0:06:54 > 0:06:57already, as I do, I don't think I'm quite your target audience, mate.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Nice one. Very good. You almost had me there.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Excuse me.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19No explanation. Just - that's it, you can go.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22No idea.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Vince is talking to one of his mates from back in the day.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Listen, I'm going to have to call you back, yeah?
0:07:32 > 0:07:33All right then.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35See you.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Well?
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Well, according to the Feds, they didn't plant no drugs.- What?
0:07:44 > 0:07:48- And you believed him? - I've known him since I was 21.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50He wouldn't lie to me.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Thank you.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56All right, Steven? How's the brain tumour?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Any improvements?
0:08:00 > 0:08:04- How comes you ain't at work anyway? - How come you ain't on holiday?
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- Oh, you obviously didn't hear about Vincent getting busted.- No, I did.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11I did. What I can't work out is why anyone would have
0:08:11 > 0:08:13drugs in their car on the way to the airport.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17- Doesn't make any sense.- No.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19No, unless someone set him up.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Why would anyone want to do something wicked like that?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Glad I've seen you anyway.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Might have a need for you soon.- No.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31No, Max. I am out, OK?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Mate, I don't think you are.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Why are you doing this to me?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Oh, yeah. Cos I can.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Don't be like that. I'll be in touch, yeah?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57You ain't quit then?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00I guess.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Are you busy?
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Mm-hm.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08- I'll give you a hand, if you like. - I'm all right, thanks.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11I missed Jay.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Oh, yeah?
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- You got any idea where he might be headed?- No!
0:09:18 > 0:09:21He never said anything to you, then?
0:09:21 > 0:09:25- What exactly might he have said?- I can understand you being mad at me.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27No, no, no. What else might he have said?
0:09:27 > 0:09:31Cos there's more to this than who gets the car lot.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Something else is going on!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Well?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37I can't talk to you when you're like this.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42And why am I like this? Have you ever asked yourself that?
0:09:58 > 0:10:01You can get two new tables in, now that piano's gone. It's brilliant.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- MOBILE ALERT - Hang on. I need get this.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07That can wait.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Something funny?
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Is my bra strap showing or something?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- Honestly, it's nothing.- Right.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Well, what I'm not quite happy about is that.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Whatever happened to consultation?
0:10:19 > 0:10:24- According to your suggestion box, people wanted it back.- Well, ladies' night might be popular,
0:10:24 > 0:10:27but half those women spin out that free drink the entire evening.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31- Do you think?- Yeah. If you want to have a laugh with your friends, that's fine,
0:10:31 > 0:10:34but don't do it at the expense of a business.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36- Now, have you got those figures I asked for?- All right?
0:10:36 > 0:10:39I've scraped it off, but it's going to leave a mark still, so I'm just
0:10:39 > 0:10:43- going to get cleaned up and then I'll start behind the bar, shall I? - Cheers, Shirl.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47- So, she's back working?- Just today. But if it goes well, then who knows?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Right. So, the figures?
0:10:50 > 0:10:52I've done them, I've just not printed them out yet.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55PIANO TUNING
0:11:06 > 0:11:09- Excuse me? - It's why I was laughing before.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11As if we'd ever get rid of the piano!
0:11:11 > 0:11:13But half the keys had fag burns in them from the old days,
0:11:13 > 0:11:16so I've had them replaced. How's it going, Mick?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19OUT OF TUNE
0:11:19 > 0:11:23Yeah, lovely. The Old Joanna's going to be good as new.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27I'll go print off them figures.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35- That's good news.- Is it?
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Yeah, when you consider the alternative.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Look, someone planted drugs in my motor.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44- If it weren't the Feds, then who was it?- I don't know.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- Who have you upset recently?- Nobody.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50And those locks on those cars, they're like Fort Knox, mate.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52You can't just break into them like you used to.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55- You must have left them open. - Nah, no way.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58- I know how much I paid for it. - Well, maybe it was the cops.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Maybe your mate was lying.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02I do know what they're capable of.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Yeah, look, can I change the subject?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Yeah.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10- Thank you very much.- Cheers.
0:12:50 > 0:12:55I put in all this work, doubled the turnover over the last year.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59You know, flashy suits, flashy cars, own my own home,
0:12:59 > 0:13:02and then something like this happens.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Vincent Hubbard?
0:13:03 > 0:13:07He's the still same old street rat that he was when he was 15.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Makes me sick!
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Yeah, you know what I'd do if I was you?
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Sell up.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19It must be worth a fortune, this gaff.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22You know, think about putting your feet up.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24I don't want to put my feet up.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Mate, sod going to Marbella on holiday. You could be living there.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31That's... That's like giving up.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33I'll never give up.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36And when I find out who done this, they're going to find out
0:13:36 > 0:13:39exactly what this little street rat is still capable of.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Yeah.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46PIANO
0:13:47 > 0:13:50- There you go.- Thank you. - PHONE RINGS
0:13:50 > 0:13:55- Oh. I asked for the catering figures.- Oh, I thought...
0:13:55 > 0:13:56Did you not get my e-mail?
0:13:56 > 0:13:58I specifically asked for the catering figures.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02- Well, there's just not that much to show so far.- Why am I not surprised?
0:14:02 > 0:14:07It's one of the reasons for bringing back ladies' night, cos they'll eat.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Yeah, but I still need to see the catering figures cos I need to check
0:14:10 > 0:14:13on the bar snacks, so can you get them to me for this evening, please?
0:14:13 > 0:14:17Oh, Linda. I've just taken a booking for tonight.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21At least eight people, two tables.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- And they'll probably be wanting food.- Oh. Thank you, Shirley.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28Yeah, I'll make a note of it. Um, was there anything else?
0:14:28 > 0:14:29No, I'll see you at six.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- We need to be heading off soon. - Yeah, I know.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41I've been short-staffed again, babe.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43I've had a nightmare of a day.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46I'm going to have to put in a couple of hours here first.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49But don't worry, you go on ahead, I'll get there as quick as I can.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Billy, we've got loads of stuff.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Yeah, well, you grab what you can and I'll pick up the tent
0:14:55 > 0:14:57and the rest of the stuff later on.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01- What's the matter?- It's Jack. He was in a right old mood this morning.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04I think he's cross with me for dumping the kids on him.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07How many times have you looked after his kids?
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Hey, come on. Look, don't worry. He'll be fine by now.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13You crack on and I'll be there before you know it. I promise you.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15- All right. Mwah.- See you later.- See you.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27What are you doing here? In fact, how did you even get in here?
0:15:27 > 0:15:29PHONE RINGS
0:15:30 > 0:15:33I'm going to have to take this.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Hello.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38I was about to set off for work. I was worried that you weren't going to show up.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42Yeah, well, it all went on a little longer than I was expecting, so...
0:15:42 > 0:15:43Thank you.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46- Anything interesting? - I'll let you get on.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50Oh. Did you have a good time, wherever it was you've been?
0:15:50 > 0:15:52I don't think good time is quite the right phrase.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57It was my gran's funeral.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- Oh.- It's all right. It was a good send off.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Just a shame my dad couldn't be bothered to make it.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08- I don't really know what to say. - That's families for you, eh?
0:16:08 > 0:16:10- Thanks again. - Hang on a minute...- I'm fine.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12- Really.- Well, if you need...- Bye.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27- Why don't you want to cook? - It's too much hassle.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32But isn't that the whole point of camping?
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Look, it's the washing up afterwards. All right?
0:16:34 > 0:16:37I just can't be bothered.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40So, what kind of takeaway do you want?
0:16:40 > 0:16:41I don't know. You choose.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- Here you are. Take it out of that. - I didn't mean this second.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Have I done something wrong?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Look, I can't find any matches. Have you seen them?
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Here.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Erm...
0:16:58 > 0:17:00It's nothing to do with you.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02What then?
0:17:03 > 0:17:07You were like this with Honey this morning and it's not fair on her.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11- Especially when she tries so hard. - Yeah, too hard.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Yoo-hoo!
0:17:14 > 0:17:16See what I mean?
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Hiya! Where are the little ones?
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Oh, they ran into some friends with their mums and dads,
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- so we've left them to it. - Oh, lovely.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29- Oh!- Where's Billy? - He's having to work late.
0:17:29 > 0:17:34Such a shame. So you're just going to have to put up with little old me for the time being. Sorry.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- We're just making a cup of tea. - Oh, fabulous!
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Oh, please say we're going to sing songs round the campfire later.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44What was that one I used to sing in Guides?
0:17:44 > 0:17:47# Ging gang goolie goolie goolie watcha
0:17:47 > 0:17:50- # Ging gang goo, ging gang goo... # - Right.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52- # Ging gang goolie goolie... # - Jack.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54- Where are you going? - Just going to check on the kids.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57- I've got your wallet.- Yeah.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Still got a headache?
0:18:00 > 0:18:02He's been like this all day.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04I don't know what's the matter with him.
0:18:04 > 0:18:05Right.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Well, then, let's start unpacking. Ooh!
0:18:17 > 0:18:21Any questions, please don't hesitate to ask and once again,
0:18:21 > 0:18:24our sincere condolences on your very sad loss.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Any time.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30OK, goodbye.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Is there a problem?
0:18:45 > 0:18:49You're not to ask any questions, all right?
0:18:49 > 0:18:51What about?
0:18:51 > 0:18:52That was a question.
0:18:52 > 0:18:53Sorry.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Don't apologise either.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Do you ever think about your dad?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Why would I?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09You ever wonder about him, you know?
0:19:10 > 0:19:12I used to.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Not any more. What's the point? I hardly knew him.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Well, how would you feel
0:19:17 > 0:19:21if you found out your dad weren't your real dad after all?
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Where are you going with all this?
0:19:25 > 0:19:28I just want to know how you'd feel, all right?
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Confused, I suppose.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Well, then, how would you feel
0:19:34 > 0:19:37if you found out your real dad was dead as well?
0:19:39 > 0:19:40I don't know. Sad, maybe.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44But if I never knew him, what's the odds?
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Yeah, that's what I would have thought as well.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55Sorry, I don't know what I'm supposed to be saying.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57So no change there then, eh?
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Hang on a minute. What, you're going?
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Listen, if... If Jay shows up, just...
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Just ask him to get in touch.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18- But you admit that you used the motor earlier?- So?
0:20:18 > 0:20:22- So, did you or did you not leave the car door unlocked?- No.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Because it wouldn't be the first time, would it?
0:20:24 > 0:20:28- I'm sure I didn't. - See, there's me going round, blaming everyone else,
0:20:28 > 0:20:31when it turns out the real idiot is my wife!
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Yeah, but I didn't plant the drugs though, did I? Why are you blaming me?
0:20:42 > 0:20:46- Where are the kids? - Over there, enjoying themselves.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48I thought I'd leave them to it. Where's Honey?
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Making herself scarce.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54- Why?- Why do you think?
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Well, what did I say?
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Oh, come on, Jack! It was pretty obvious.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Anyway...
0:21:07 > 0:21:11I don't think this is really about Honey at all.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28You miss her, yeah?
0:21:33 > 0:21:35And you're thinking,
0:21:35 > 0:21:40I'm taking the kids camping, it's my first time away without her,
0:21:40 > 0:21:44she should be here.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Something like that, yeah?
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Only bottling it all up inside doesn't help.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01And neither does taking it out on other people.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Well, now I see why you didn't want to show me them.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18Give us a chance. You can't judge anything on one week's figures.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Have a pipe, look.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26They're going to be eating. So things are picking up, aren't they?
0:22:26 > 0:22:28PIANO STARTS
0:22:28 > 0:22:32- # Any time you're Lambeth way... # - Yeah!
0:22:32 > 0:22:35# Any evening, any day... #
0:22:35 > 0:22:39I thought the whole point was to modernise, not go back to the 1940s.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42We'd like to order some food, please. There's quite a few of us.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45- Are you the guy I saw this morning? - Yes, indeed.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46That's the other thing I was going to ask -
0:22:46 > 0:22:49could I leave a copy of our petition behind the bar?
0:22:49 > 0:22:53- Did you stick that poster on the wall out there? - I wouldn't know anything about that.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Just to let you know, it took me a good part of an hour
0:22:55 > 0:22:56- to scrape it off!- I do apologise.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00I'll make some enquiries and ensure it doesn't happen again.
0:23:00 > 0:23:04- Did you start this? - Yeah, along with...
0:23:04 > 0:23:07How long you lived in Walford?
0:23:07 > 0:23:09- Is that relevant?- Are you worried about the house prices?
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Well, it's not the primary concern, but...
0:23:11 > 0:23:14- You know what? People like you make me feel sick! - SINGING STOPS
0:23:14 > 0:23:17- And do you know why? - I beg your pardon?
0:23:17 > 0:23:19- You ever been to prison?- No.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Well, guess what - I have! And it's mayhem.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Girls screaming all night, screaming all day.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27And when they're not screaming, they're doped up to their eyeballs!
0:23:27 > 0:23:31People like you treat them like scum and they're going to act like scum!
0:23:31 > 0:23:35These people have never had an even chance! Dumped on all their lives!
0:23:35 > 0:23:39And what happens when they get out? You dump on them more!
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Linda, are you going to sort this out?
0:23:42 > 0:23:45And you can shove off and all! You stuck up, middle class cow!
0:23:47 > 0:23:49You all right, Shirl?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Not really, no.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Is this geezer giving you grief?
0:23:54 > 0:23:57The gangster, right? The violent criminal?
0:23:59 > 0:24:01I've come in looking for Jay. Has he been in?
0:24:01 > 0:24:03No.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05You had me this morning, you really did.
0:24:06 > 0:24:11Listen, this is my manor, this is my local and Shirley here,
0:24:11 > 0:24:13she's one of my oldest friends.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15I wasn't looking for an argument.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19So what are you looking for, eh? A right-hander?
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Now, take your yuppie mates with you and sling your hook!
0:24:22 > 0:24:25And don't make me ask you twice! Sling your hook, go on!
0:24:30 > 0:24:33I'll have an orange juice, please, Shirl.
0:24:33 > 0:24:34Coming up.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Are you seriously going to put up with this? I mean, seriously?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Make it on the house, Mother.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Just so you know, tonight's been noted, OK?
0:24:50 > 0:24:53I need five minutes.
0:24:53 > 0:24:54Go on, then. As you were.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56As you were.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00# Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner... #
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Thanks, Phil.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05For being a mate.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06No worries.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15If she didn't have it in for us before, she certainly will have now.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Well, we're going to have it with her,
0:25:17 > 0:25:19cos I don't care what it says on that lease.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22This is our boozer. It's not hers.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Oh, hello.
0:25:28 > 0:25:32- I thought you were ill.- Yeah, I was. But I'm better now, so I thought I'd come in and give you a hand.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34It's too late. I've got Shirley in.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Well, off you go.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Wow! They look lovely!
0:25:56 > 0:25:59- We decided to cook after all. Didn't we, Jack?- Yep.
0:25:59 > 0:26:00- And stay an extra night.- Nice.
0:26:00 > 0:26:04If you're going to go camping, you might as well do it properly.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Listen, Honey, um...
0:26:07 > 0:26:10- About earlier on...- What?
0:26:10 > 0:26:13My stuff. And dumping on you. I'm sorry.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15I didn't notice anything.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18- Well, these are nearly ready now. - Brilliant.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20I'll go and round up the kids.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Thanks.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38KEY IN LOCK
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Hello, stranger.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Where you been?
0:27:03 > 0:27:05What's all this?
0:27:11 > 0:27:13How come?
0:27:13 > 0:27:16I've been in the library.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18The what?
0:27:28 > 0:27:31I don't get it.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33What, you mean you can't work it out?
0:27:35 > 0:27:38Turns out, your old man's a murderer.