24/10/2017

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0:00:27 > 0:00:30Seems to me everything's coming together rather well.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34The pieces are all falling into place.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Only the last few pockets of Walford remaining.

0:00:36 > 0:00:41Especially thanks to your sterling work getting hold of those sealed bids, Sophie.

0:00:41 > 0:00:42Actually, there's been a slight hold-up.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Max is still working on his source.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49How much of a hold-up?

0:00:49 > 0:00:52Nothing serious. I'm on it...

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Is it me, or does Max seem to be getting a little laid-back lately?

0:00:54 > 0:00:57- How so?- Well, he was supposed to be making a deal on the car lot, but

0:00:57 > 0:01:01there's still no sign of it, I was wondering if maybe I should jump in.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03- By all means. - Shouldn't be hard.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06The owner's a gormless undertaker's assistant who's half as clever as he thinks he is.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09I'll wave a tiny bit of cash, he'll jump.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12He also happens to live with Luke's mechanic toy boy.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Well, then I hope you'll be getting a knock-down rate.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16- Absolutely. - I must say it gives me

0:01:16 > 0:01:19such pleasure seeing the two of you working together.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Not so much together, as in parallel.

0:01:21 > 0:01:26I remember when you were small, the two of you would fight like hellcats.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Used to drive your mother mad.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32"Why can't you two just be friends," she'd say.

0:01:32 > 0:01:33And look at us now, eh, Sophie?

0:01:35 > 0:01:38So, how soon can you deliver us the car lot?

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Just give me till tomorrow.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43And what about these tender bids?

0:01:43 > 0:01:45End of today. At the latest.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49'Don't speak to anyone until I've called you.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51'I'll explain everything, I know, I promise.'

0:01:56 > 0:01:57Ian.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00You've got to stop torturing yourself, love.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03What're you going to achieve calling her over and over?

0:02:05 > 0:02:07I know, all right. What else am I supposed to do?

0:02:07 > 0:02:10You've done everything you can. You've looked for her everywhere.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Yeah, and I know. If she wanted to ring, she'd have rung. I know that...

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Yeah, and all you can do now is get on with your life.

0:02:18 > 0:02:22She'll come home when she's ready.

0:02:22 > 0:02:23I know she will.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Yeah, I'm sure she will. You've just gotta be patient, that's all.

0:02:27 > 0:02:31But for now, why don't you go upstairs, have a shower,

0:02:31 > 0:02:33get yourself dressed, and get out of the house.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Why? I mean, what for, Mum? What am I going to go do?

0:02:35 > 0:02:38You said the insurers had agreed to pay up.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Why don't you go and make a start on Beale's.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44All right, yeah, maybe...

0:02:47 > 0:02:51You're a terrible liar. Always have been. Always will be.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53I dunno what you're talking about.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56"A very slight hold-up?" Soon as Dad mentioned the tender bids,

0:02:56 > 0:02:58you very nearly dropped a lung. So what's the story?

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Like I said, Max is working on it.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Is he? You sure your charms aren't wearing off?

0:03:03 > 0:03:06He had a wobble, that's all. A moment of conscience.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Didn't know Max HAD a conscience. That's disappointing.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11- He'll get over it. - Careful, Fi-Fi.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14You don't get Max back in line, Daddy's going to have a new favourite.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Like I said, I'll have 'em by the end of today.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19I know Max. Thousand pounds says you won't.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25What is she doing in there?

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Any longer and I'll have to wee in the kitchen sink.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Can't believe you've only got one mirror in this house.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34Jay, are you eating Louie's yoghurt?

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Oh, sorry. I didn't know it was his.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37It's a kids' yoghurt, Jay.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39They're not JUST for kids, are they?

0:03:39 > 0:03:40It's got a cartoon bunny on it!

0:03:40 > 0:03:43KNOCK AT DOOR

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Louie, put that down!

0:03:46 > 0:03:47Guys? Are you serious?

0:03:47 > 0:03:50You cannot leave stuff like this lying about the house.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Morning.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Was in the area. Wondered if I could buy you breakfast?

0:03:57 > 0:03:58I gotta go work.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00You're the boss. Can't you be late?

0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Bathroom's free! - Oh! Finally.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04- Morning.- Morning.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Have a good day. Have fun with your stiffs.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Cheers.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Jay!

0:04:11 > 0:04:14See, the thing is, I don't mind hurting people that deserve it.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16But Carmel's done nothing wrong.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19She don't deserve to get caught up in all this.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21She's hardly caught up.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23It's just a few names, and a couple of files.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Listen, you don't get it, all right. I'm done using her.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28- I'm just going to tell her it's over.- No, you can't.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31- Well, I think you'll find I can do what I want.- Yeah,

0:04:31 > 0:04:35course you can. You're your own man. I get that.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38One of the things I really like about you.

0:04:38 > 0:04:39But you're also smart.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42And you've got to admit, it doesn't make sense, logically.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44What doesn't?

0:04:44 > 0:04:47After all our hard work, why would we bottle it now?

0:04:47 > 0:04:49She's already agreed to give you the bids.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Fi, there's loads of people work at the council.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Can't we just find a junior, bung them some money?

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Well, then, so what's it all been for?

0:04:57 > 0:04:59You've had to put yourself through sleeping with that woman,

0:04:59 > 0:05:01and what was the point?

0:05:06 > 0:05:08What, so just to be clear, you're trying to persuade me

0:05:08 > 0:05:10to carry on sleeping with another woman?

0:05:10 > 0:05:12I'm doing it for us.

0:05:12 > 0:05:16I just want to get this whole Walford business finished and Dad off my back,

0:05:16 > 0:05:20so I can get out of here and we can get on with the rest of our life.

0:05:22 > 0:05:23Our life?

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Yeah.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26We're so close now, Max.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30If you can just do this one last thing for Dad.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33If you do it without her knowing, then she's not even culpable.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Just get hold of those bids.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39And then you can end it.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44All right, fine. I'll do it today.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49There you go, thanks, love. Have a good day.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51And you.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54There we go.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Hello, love. What can I get ya?

0:05:58 > 0:06:02No, you said that you'd mind Louie for me. I've got work.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Did you forget?

0:06:03 > 0:06:06No! No, course not. Just a bit flustered, that's all.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Marie's called in sick, and Tina's got a day off.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12You're not going to be able to have Louie as well, then.

0:06:12 > 0:06:13Yeah, course I can. He'll be no trouble.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16You can help me out, can't ya, Louie?

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Right, if you're sure.

0:06:18 > 0:06:19Thank you.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Some of his favourite stuff in there,

0:06:21 > 0:06:24so should keep him quiet for a little bit.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Right, Louie. Mummy's going to go to work, OK?

0:06:26 > 0:06:29- See ya later. - See ya later.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31- Miss you.- Love you.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Good morning. - Is it?

0:06:45 > 0:06:48- Know what you need, don't ya? - What's that?

0:06:48 > 0:06:51- A secretary. Or a PA. - Ain't that what you're for?

0:06:51 > 0:06:55I'm an undertaker. I do bodies. I don't do filing.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Yeah, well, right now. Filing will be a bit more use to me.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Why? What you lost now? Not another invoice?

0:07:00 > 0:07:06No, the stapler. Sure that thing grows legs when we ain't here.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08- It was there. - Yeah, course it was. Thank you.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23There you go, love.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Just sit down, love, I'll come take your order in a minute.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Come on, Louie. No. You can't have all that, darling.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Max! I hate to ask, but I'm desperate.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35What do you need?

0:07:35 > 0:07:37You couldn't look after Louie for a few hours, could ya?

0:07:37 > 0:07:40I'd love to, but I'm... I'm bit busy today.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43A bit busy to look after your own grandson?

0:07:43 > 0:07:47Actually, forget that. I've just thought of the perfect baby-sitter.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52So did you get that present for Bex?

0:07:52 > 0:07:55The one you were looking at on the computer?

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Nah, it was too much. Couldn't afford it.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59I was 20 quid short, so...

0:07:59 > 0:08:02- Afford what?- Something for his girlfriend's birthday.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04She's not my girlfriend.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Actually, I don't even know what she is, to be honest.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11He was looking to get her some fancy undies.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Oh, sounds good. Can't go wrong with that.

0:08:14 > 0:08:18There you go, darling. If that's what you want to get her.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Yeah? Cheers, Mum. See ya later.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24- See ya later. - See ya, darling.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Look, I actually need to talk to ya.

0:08:28 > 0:08:29Here's not the place.

0:08:29 > 0:08:34All right. Well, come over to mine when you're done with work tonight?

0:08:34 > 0:08:36OK.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38See ya later.

0:08:38 > 0:08:39So how many people do you live with?

0:08:39 > 0:08:43Looked like about 30 of you this morning.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44I've lost count, to be honest.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48S'posed to be me, Jay, Donna and Abi.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Jay's a strange one, isn't he?

0:08:50 > 0:08:52How long's he been dealing with the dead?

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Not that long. Used to be in cars.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57I reckon he'll quit the undertakers,

0:08:57 > 0:08:59when he works out what to do with his car lot.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02You don't think he'll just sell it?

0:09:02 > 0:09:04I would, if it was me.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06So why doesn't he?

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Something happened there. Someone died or something.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11I don't really know the details.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Couldn't mind the cafe for five minutes for me, could ya, love?

0:09:14 > 0:09:16- Cheers. - What? Where you going?

0:09:25 > 0:09:29Anyway, the thing is, I've only just found your letter and,

0:09:29 > 0:09:33unfortunately, I don't think I'll be able to make next Thursday,

0:09:33 > 0:09:37so I was wondering if maybe we could postpone it.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39You know, to sometime next month?

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Oh, right.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Yeah, yeah,

0:09:46 > 0:09:47I see.

0:09:55 > 0:09:56What's the matter with you?

0:09:58 > 0:09:59What do you mean?

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Well, you look less mopey than usual.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Almost...cheery.

0:10:04 > 0:10:05They upped your meds?

0:10:05 > 0:10:08You know what, Donna? Maybe I'm just in a good mood.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10No, gotta be a reason.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12All right.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Well, maybe I've got a date tonight.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16With a woman?

0:10:16 > 0:10:19No, with a lamp post. What do you think?

0:10:19 > 0:10:20Who is she?

0:10:20 > 0:10:21Well...

0:10:23 > 0:10:25It's a blind date.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Oh... She's visually-impaired.

0:10:27 > 0:10:28Oh, that makes sense now.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Joke all you like.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33This'll be the first date I've been on since me and me ex split up.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34I'm feeling pretty good about it.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37What if she's a moose?

0:10:37 > 0:10:39What if she's a psycho? What if...?

0:10:39 > 0:10:43You know what, Donna? You should get on the love train yourself.

0:10:43 > 0:10:44It might make you a nicer person.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50DOOR SLAMS

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Lovely.

0:10:56 > 0:10:57You're back early.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00Yeah, I'm not staying, but this young man is.

0:11:00 > 0:11:01- What?- Lovely.

0:11:01 > 0:11:05Yes, er, Lauren should be back to pick him up in

0:11:05 > 0:11:06about five hours, give or take.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08No, Mum, Mum, no. I can't.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Look, he's got crayons, toys, games. It's all here.

0:11:10 > 0:11:14Mum, I'm not in the right frame of mind.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Ian, you are his grandad and he needs you.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19So step up.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23DOOR SLAMS

0:11:26 > 0:11:29- Oh, hello.- Hi...

0:11:29 > 0:11:32My wife just died, I wondered if I could talk to you about funerals.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Well, you're not married, are ya?

0:11:35 > 0:11:37No. The idea doesn't really appeal to me.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Yeah, I got that from you, yeah.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41So where do you store the bodies?

0:11:41 > 0:11:44The embalming room's out the back, along with the chiller unit.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46How many have you got in the fridge at the moment?

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Well, none at the moment.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50But you're being a little bit disrespectful now.

0:11:50 > 0:11:54I'm sorry. I really don't mean to be. It's just fascinating.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57You've got to admit, it's an unusual career for a young man to pursue.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Well, you can make a real difference.

0:11:59 > 0:12:00I'm sure you can.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Especially with the relatives.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06You know, cos they come in here at the worst time of their lives and you can make it...not so bad.

0:12:06 > 0:12:07That sounds admirable.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Sorry, why are you here?

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Yes, good question.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Ben told me about your car lot.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Wondered if you'd like me to take a look?

0:12:15 > 0:12:18- Why?- I have a little bit of experience in real estate,

0:12:18 > 0:12:20thought I might be able to give you some advice.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22I totally understand if it's of no interest.

0:12:22 > 0:12:23DOOR OPENS

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Well, erm, I'm working at the moment.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28Yeah, course. I just thought you might get a lunch break.

0:12:28 > 0:12:29Not to worry...

0:12:29 > 0:12:33You can take your lunch now if you want, Jay.

0:12:33 > 0:12:34Take as long as you like.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36I'll hold the fort here.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Sorry, mate. Grandad's not in a very playful mood today, is he?

0:12:58 > 0:13:01Come on, then. Tell me all about your picture.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03- Who's in your picture? - Mummy.

0:13:03 > 0:13:04Mummy. Is that Mummy?

0:13:04 > 0:13:06No, Mummy up.

0:13:06 > 0:13:10Oh, that's - do you know what? That's brilliant.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12A brilliant picture. Have you done another one?

0:13:12 > 0:13:13Yeah.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16OK, who's in this one? Is that me?

0:13:16 > 0:13:18- Yeah.- Is it?

0:13:18 > 0:13:20- Yeah.- Yeah, you could've made me a bit slimmer, couldn't ya?

0:13:20 > 0:13:22- Yeah.- What d'ya mean, "Yeah"?

0:13:22 > 0:13:25- It's very nice though. - Mummy, where's Mummy?

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Where's Mummy? Have you put Grandma on here?

0:13:28 > 0:13:29- Yeah.- Have ya?

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Sorry, mate. Grandma's not around at the moment.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36She's had to go away for a little bit.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40I don't actually know when she's going to be coming back.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45It's just you and me, mate, yeah?

0:13:45 > 0:13:46- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48We'll have to look after each other.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Yeah.

0:14:02 > 0:14:06So...where are you taking her, on this blind date?

0:14:06 > 0:14:10Posh Indian restaurant in the West End.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13What if she's one of those people that likes to share their food?

0:14:14 > 0:14:16I really hope not. Nothing worse.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18No. Why do I have to share everything?

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Why can't I just eat what I've ordered, you know?

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Exactly. Look, I know what I like.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26- Yes.- BOTH:- A chicken tikka masala and a Peshawari naan.

0:14:26 > 0:14:27Yeah, well.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Even if she's a psycho moose,

0:14:29 > 0:14:31at least I get a curry out of it.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Every cloud...

0:14:42 > 0:14:43Bro...

0:14:44 > 0:14:46What're you doing?

0:14:46 > 0:14:48It's for Bex's birthday.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Are you sure that's a good idea?

0:14:51 > 0:14:54I mean, are you two even together?

0:14:54 > 0:14:55Shakil?

0:14:57 > 0:14:58What are you doing?

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Um, er...

0:15:00 > 0:15:02It's for my mum, so...

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Right. OK, see ya later.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Oh, bro, what was THAT?!

0:15:15 > 0:15:18I know it's been really stressful, but I'm going through

0:15:18 > 0:15:21the books again, we're waiting on a second opinion. I'm doing everything I can...

0:15:21 > 0:15:25I know you are and, er, we really appreciate it.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27We'll sort all this out at the meeting.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30It's always best to do these things face-to-face, right?

0:15:30 > 0:15:31Right.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33What about Jane and Ian?

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Honestly, I would've had 'em down

0:15:35 > 0:15:37as the most rock-solid couple on the Square.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40I just can't make any sense out of it.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42And no-one knows why she left?

0:15:42 > 0:15:43Nope.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45- Poor Ian. - Anyway, enough about all that.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48How are things with you, everything OK with Max?

0:15:48 > 0:15:52To be honest, I thought it was a bit of fun to begin with.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54- Fun?- Mm.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57We are talking about the same Max, aren't we?

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Cos I don't think I've seen that man ever crack a smile.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Oh, there is more to Max than you think.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06You know, I think he's really starting to open up to me.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08- Yeah? - I don't want to jinx it, but...

0:16:09 > 0:16:11I think we might have something special.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17The thing with Max is, yeah, deep down he's just a scared little boy.

0:16:17 > 0:16:21And it's very hard not to fall a little bit in love with that.

0:16:21 > 0:16:22Oh...

0:16:22 > 0:16:25I feel like...he'd do anything for me.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33Is it just me,

0:16:33 > 0:16:36or is there something a little bit spooky about this place?

0:16:36 > 0:16:38I can't quite put my finger on it...

0:16:38 > 0:16:41I dunno. I don't really believe in all that.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43It's not an ideal location either, is it?

0:16:43 > 0:16:46You're not going to get much passing trade.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49I can see why others have struggled with this site.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52But I assume you have a cast-iron business plan?

0:16:52 > 0:16:53Well, I'm developing it

0:16:53 > 0:16:55and some other areas I'm considering.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Right.

0:16:57 > 0:16:58Good for you.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01I think it's really brave in the current economic climate.

0:17:01 > 0:17:05But I mean, just because most small businesses go bust within

0:17:05 > 0:17:07a year, doesn't mean you can't buck the trend.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Had any experience running a business?

0:17:11 > 0:17:14A little. Yeah, I've worked quite closely with Billy...

0:17:17 > 0:17:19It's all about holding your nerve.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22So what if it takes five years of working all hours before you

0:17:22 > 0:17:24even start to see a profit?

0:17:24 > 0:17:27Got to play the long game, right?

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Absolutely right.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31It's a shame you don't want to sell this place.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33I'd have taken it off you for 150.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38Well, if you'd have told me that, I'd have told you where to stick it,

0:17:38 > 0:17:40because it's worth double that.

0:17:40 > 0:17:41You're right.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43I'm sure you could sell it to some corporation,

0:17:43 > 0:17:45some suit who'd keep you tied up in contracts

0:17:45 > 0:17:49and negotiations for months, if not years without you seeing a penny.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54With me, it'd all be pretty instant.

0:17:54 > 0:17:55No middleman.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04What's this?

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Just a little something to show you I'm serious.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Well, like I said, it's not for sale.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13OK. Then use it however you want.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Drink it. Sniff it.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19Or just hold it in your hand and see how it feels.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Cos there's a lot more where that came from.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36I still don't see what's wrong with buying a girl underwear.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38That'll be why you don't have a girlfriend.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41I don't even know where to start on how wrong this all is.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44The main thing with presents is it's gotta be personal.

0:18:44 > 0:18:45- Yes!- Right.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48Like a tattoo of her name. Can't get more personal than that.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Unless you want her to take out a restraining order on you.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53Mum would have a heart attack! OK. What does Bex like?

0:18:53 > 0:18:56What does she, what is she into? What does she love?

0:18:56 > 0:18:58I dunno.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00- Music.- Music! Right?

0:19:00 > 0:19:03So you write her a song, or you pick her favourite song

0:19:03 > 0:19:06and you stand under her window playing it on a boom box.

0:19:06 > 0:19:07Right.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09What's a boom box?

0:19:11 > 0:19:12Look, guys.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15Thank you, but I'm just going to figure it out for myself.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19That boy.

0:19:19 > 0:19:20I worry.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43You're looking especially pleased with yourself.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46Well, everything's going to plan. How about you?

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Are we now the proud owners of a derelict car lot?

0:19:48 > 0:19:50- I'm working on it. - That means no.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52It means I'm working on it.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54So you've got the bids?

0:19:54 > 0:19:55All but.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Is poor Max going to have to jump the ginger council lady again?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Don't, Luke.

0:20:01 > 0:20:02Oh, my God...

0:20:04 > 0:20:06You're not actually falling for him, are you?

0:20:06 > 0:20:09No more than you're falling for your little chav mechanic...

0:20:09 > 0:20:12There's nothing little about him, trust me.

0:20:12 > 0:20:13So shall we go to a cashpoint?

0:20:13 > 0:20:15You can draw out that thousand pounds you owe me?

0:20:15 > 0:20:17It's not over yet.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29- Blimey, what the hell's happened here?- Thursday, Jay. We've got 'til Thursday.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32- What for?- HMRC. They want to do a tax inspection.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35Well, that's all right. You ain't got nothing to hide. Just show 'em the books.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37It ain't about the books, Jay. They've seen the books.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40Now they want to see every invoice and receipt for the last two years,

0:20:40 > 0:20:42and I don't know whether I've got 'em all!

0:20:42 > 0:20:44What am I going to do, hey?

0:20:44 > 0:20:45Billy, it's all right.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Right, just explain to 'em we haven't done anything illegal.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50You don't get it, do ya?

0:20:50 > 0:20:53I have totally winged our tax return.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55I don't even know how much money we owe.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Who am I trying to kid, eh?

0:21:00 > 0:21:02I'm no businessman.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07LAUGHTER

0:21:09 > 0:21:11- You're joking.- No.

0:21:14 > 0:21:18Shouldn't you be heading west for your blind curry date?

0:21:18 > 0:21:19Yeah.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21No, I've just got a text, she ain't coming.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23What happened, she Google ya?

0:21:23 > 0:21:27Dunno. I was really looking forward to that curry.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30All right, listen.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32As it happens, I'm ravenous

0:21:32 > 0:21:35and I don't have any plans for this evening.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38So just because I feel sorry for you, I'm going to let

0:21:38 > 0:21:40you buy ME a curry. OK?

0:21:42 > 0:21:43Go on, then.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46£200,000. You drive a hard bargain.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50I want you to be sure, though, Jay.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52At the end of the day, what am I going to do with it?

0:21:52 > 0:21:53You know, who needs the agg of a business

0:21:53 > 0:21:56when you can have 200 grand and an easy life, eh?

0:21:56 > 0:21:59But Ben's dad certainly won't like it.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02Well, then, maybe it's best if we keep this to ourselves for now.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04You won't regret this.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07Now all you've got to do is think about what you're going to spend the money on.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Sit down, Max.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Take off your coat.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Take your shoes off, if you want. I don't mind.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Make yourself at home...

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Why do you always look like you've got

0:22:23 > 0:22:25the weight of the world on your shoulders?

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Just work, you know.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30They're putting the pressure on.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Just all that stuff we talked about yesterday.

0:22:32 > 0:22:36- I thought you'd sorted all that out?- Nah.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38It's just never that easy, is it?

0:22:38 > 0:22:40Well, what isn't? I don't understand...

0:22:42 > 0:22:44You know, sometimes good people do bad things.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50It's like the blokes in prison,

0:22:50 > 0:22:51they weren't bad, or evil...

0:22:53 > 0:22:57Some of 'em were just unlucky, or made stupid choices...

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Maybe they just got caught up in something and...

0:23:03 > 0:23:05..didn't know how to get out of it.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Or they'd done nothing wrong at all.

0:23:14 > 0:23:15Listen, Carmel...

0:23:15 > 0:23:19No, actually, you listen for a second.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25After Umar, I'd lost my faith in men.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30I decided you were all cheats and liars.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Then I met you.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39Do you know how lucky I feel to have found one of the decent ones?

0:23:41 > 0:23:44I'm not sure many people round here would agree with ya.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47I don't care.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49I don't care what anyone else thinks.

0:23:52 > 0:23:53I know you.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57And I'd defend you to my last breath.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08Hi, Max, it's me again.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Can you give me a call when you get this?

0:24:10 > 0:24:12I just want to know that everything's sorted.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14OK, thanks, bye.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Little Maxie gone AWOL?

0:24:17 > 0:24:18No. It's all in hand.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21No, I think Dad's going to be disappointed in you.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23Fortunately, he'll have the car lot to cheer him up.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28I believe that's a grand you owe me.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Funny, innit. All that time off I had,

0:24:34 > 0:24:36I couldn't wait to get back to work.

0:24:36 > 0:24:37Now I'm back at work

0:24:37 > 0:24:39and all I'm thinking is I can't wait to get home and see my boy.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42Yeah, well. That's life as a working parent -

0:24:42 > 0:24:44knackered, guilty

0:24:44 > 0:24:47and constantly wishing you was somewhere else.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Are you going to show me what one's that?

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Boys and their toys, eh?

0:24:52 > 0:24:55Look at him. He's loving life.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57He never gets to play like this when he's at Abi's house.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00He's not got enough room on the floor for one of his toys.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03You can always move back in here?

0:25:03 > 0:25:05- What? - Couldn't they, Ian?

0:25:05 > 0:25:06You know, you and Louie.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10Yeah, I mean, we've got the space.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13I mean, it's just the two of us now and...

0:25:13 > 0:25:16I mean, we're going to be busy getting Beale's back on its feet...

0:25:16 > 0:25:20Think about it. You'd always have a baby-sitter.

0:25:20 > 0:25:21I dunno.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23It's not that I don't appreciate it.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26It's just...

0:25:28 > 0:25:31Yeah, I know. There's a lot of history in this house.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34There's probably a lot of stuff you'd like to forget.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Same goes for all of us.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41But, look, it's important to have people around you that...

0:25:41 > 0:25:44understand you and can support you.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46I know that's what I need right now.

0:25:48 > 0:25:49Yeah.

0:25:49 > 0:25:50Yeah, OK, then, why not?

0:25:50 > 0:25:52You'd love that, wouldn't you?

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Move back in with Grandad.

0:25:54 > 0:25:58I tell you what. I'll show you this, he did this earlier.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00I tell you what, no help from me at all.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02Budding Van Gogh.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04Look at that.

0:26:04 > 0:26:05You did this, didn't ya?

0:26:05 > 0:26:07- Clever boy.- Which one was me? - Mummy.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09- Which one was Mummy? - What one's Mummy?

0:26:11 > 0:26:14TV: 'In his mid-30s and looking to develop his business,

0:26:14 > 0:26:18'Brown was invited to a sprawling rural estate in Leicestershire...'

0:26:32 > 0:26:34- So you actually punched him?- Yeah.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36- Where? - Where do you think?

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Why?

0:26:38 > 0:26:42Right, turns out the whole thing was a misunderstanding.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45I thought he'd called me a cheeky half-pint.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Actually, he was asking me if I WANTED one.

0:26:48 > 0:26:49No.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51It was a real shame.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53Going pretty well up until then.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55Kind of takes the shine off an evening

0:26:55 > 0:26:58when you smack a guy in the, you know.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01Donna, I've had some pretty bad first dates in my time,

0:27:01 > 0:27:03but YOU are an expert.

0:27:03 > 0:27:07Honestly, if this had a been a first date,

0:27:07 > 0:27:10then it would have been one of the least bad dates I've ever had.

0:27:10 > 0:27:11Yes.

0:27:12 > 0:27:16But it wasn't a first date, was it?

0:27:17 > 0:27:19No, no, no.

0:27:19 > 0:27:20Course not.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22It was just a mercy mission.

0:27:22 > 0:27:23Right.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32It's Max.

0:27:35 > 0:27:38Look, I know you wanted those tender bids, but I don't want to see

0:27:38 > 0:27:41an innocent person getting caught in the crossfire.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43So what's going to happen is this.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46We're going to sit down,

0:27:46 > 0:27:48face-to-face and talk this through.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51Cos I'm done dancing to your tune...

0:27:55 > 0:27:58It's time we sorted this out.