0:00:31 > 0:00:34- SHE SCREAMS - Put me down!
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Oh! Why did you do...?!
0:00:36 > 0:00:40- What are you doing? You frightened me!- Yeah, well, I thought I'd give you a heart attack,
0:00:40 > 0:00:43- then I'd give you mouth-to-mouth! - What are you doing here?
0:00:43 > 0:00:47- I'm on leave, ain't I? How are you? - Oh, I'm fine. Don't do that.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50- Good to see you.- Yeah.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55- Cor-getti.- Courgetti!
0:00:55 > 0:00:58It's all the rage. It's very healthy, very modern.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02- Well, what's the matter with pasta? Even you can't mess that up. - I'm making the effort here.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Me and Mick, we never get to eat together any more, just the two of us.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10- What's that smell? Ooh! Mary Berry! - I'm doing spag bol.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- With "courgetti".- You what?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15- It's very modern, apparently.- Mm.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17- Er, Mum?- What?
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Nothing, just, um...was wondering
0:01:19 > 0:01:23if maybe you'd like to keep your eye on the bar for us this evening.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- Mm, does that mean you're giving me my job back?- Yes, it does.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Sparkling water under the bridge.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31- Does anyone know who that bloke is on the Square?- What's he look like?
0:01:31 > 0:01:36- Small little geezer, muggy little face.- Oh, Ian Beale?- No, no.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- Some muppet that looks like he knows Whitney.- I swear I recognise him.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Sorry, darling. Ain't got a clue who you're talking about.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Oh! Courgetti! Nice!- Ah, thank you!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Finally, someone with a little bit of class round here!
0:01:48 > 0:01:52- Yeah, come on, you. Come and help me with this delivery.- Save me some.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- I've been thinking. - Oh, yeah? Hurt, did it?
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Why did you let Whitney come back and stay here?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Well, she's paying rent, ain't she? We need the money.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer,
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- is that what it's like? - COMEDY ACCENT:- Courgetti!
0:02:08 > 0:02:11You leave my "courgetti" alone!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Did he go down for his afternoon nap?
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Yeah. Yeah, I'll be home to put him to bed.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Sorry, yeah. Er,
0:02:29 > 0:02:31I'm still here.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Where did you disappear to this morning?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- Nowhere, just following up on a lead for a job.- Good lad.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- You home for tea? - No, I'm at a mate's tonight.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43You sure? We're having pizza. Extra garlic and herb dip.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45They do a big one now and all.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Benefits have come through, have they?
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Mum, why don't you buy a frozen pizza from the shop?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52- It'll be half the price! - They don't do the dip!
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Right, I'm late for picking up the boys.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- MOBILE RING - If you change your mind about tea...
0:02:58 > 0:03:01CONTINUES RINGING
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- So, how long you on leave for? - Couple of days.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Have you seen Lee?
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Yeah, yeah, I was with him last week.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13We went right out on the lash in Dover. Had a three-day hangover.
0:03:13 > 0:03:18- It was brutal, Whit. - So, he's all right then, yeah? - Yeah, you know Lee.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22Oh, he told me about the divorce proceedings going ahead and all that.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- Finally happening, is it? - Yeah, looks like it.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28I got the official letter through this morning.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- I've, um... I've got to get this over to my mate's house.- Oh, yeah?
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- What is it?- It's a babygro.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- Is it?- Yeah.- All right, I'll come with you.- What?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Yeah, babies love me.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- Seriously, I'll come.- OK. - THEY CHUCKLE
0:03:43 > 0:03:45OK.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- How many glasses? - Just a straw, please.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50A couple of glasses. I'm waiting on Kush.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52- Date night.- Ooh!
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Whit? Where are you?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Can you give me a call when you get this?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05They reckon the negotiations could go on and on.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- Who knows where we'd end up. - Oh, Ted, I don't care about Brexit.
0:04:09 > 0:04:14- I just care about the fact we might be in prison by the end of the week. - Oh, here we go again.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17It's not, "Here we go again." I've never been there.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- You? You're acting as though you're a seasoned criminal.- Ha.- Thank you.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Sorry, don't mind me. I'm just waiting on my fella.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31It's your court hearing in a couple of days, isn't it?
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Yes, it is. Thank you.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Sorry.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37It must be a worry.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Denise, why don't you join us while you're waiting?
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Oh. Well, that's very kind of you, thank you.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Cheers.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Keanu, you ain't listening to me. I just left the after school club.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55They weren't there! That's what I'm telling you!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57The woman reckons some bloke picked them up.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01I don't know who! They let my kids go off with a stranger!
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Yeah, they were saying they thought it was their uncle.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Yeah, I'm heading home now.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Hey, Lauren.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12- What's wrong? - You know that development in W5 we're launching next week?
0:05:12 > 0:05:15The invites were meant to go out yesterday, but they weren't done.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- And...?- And there's over 500 of them that need to go out tonight.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25- No. No, I'm sorry, but I can't. - Come on. Please? We can do it together, many hands and all that.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29- Just get one of the temps to do it. - No, I need to know that they've gone out.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33Right, so you're going to sit there, stuffing envelopes all night, are you?
0:05:33 > 0:05:35I'll throw in a takeaway.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Come on.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Chatham? Riley?
0:05:41 > 0:05:46- Hello, darling.- Kids, go to your room.- Aw, we're playing.- I said go.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49- Now!- It's so unfair.- Come on.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Good boys.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58How did you get into my flat?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03What do you want?
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Well, let's start with what I'm owed.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Shall we?
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- When were you there?- Couple of years ago. With some mates.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Seriously, it's heaven on earth!
0:06:13 > 0:06:15- The clubs are...- There we are.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- Thanks, Mum. - That looks lovely. Cheers.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21- Oh, enjoy.- You couldn't get us some ketchup, could you, Kathy?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Yeah, of course.- Thanks. You're a star.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Nice, isn't it?- Mm.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32- I'll stuff, you seal.- Mm-hm.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Shall we not just ask Megan to come and help us?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37No, no. We'll manage.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40At least we don't have to lick the envelopes.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- What? - No, no, nothing. It's um...
0:06:46 > 0:06:50No, it's just the thought of you licking an envelope like that...
0:06:50 > 0:06:51It's kind of sexy.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55OK(!)
0:06:55 > 0:06:57So you think licking envelopes is sexy?
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Very niche, but...- All right, come on, let's crack on with it.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02If that's your thing!
0:07:02 > 0:07:04KNOCK AT DOOR
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Hello, Joshy!
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Imogen.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11What are you doing here?
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Sorry. Who are you?
0:07:15 > 0:07:18700 quid?!
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Karen, sweetheart, we had a deal.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22You didn't pay and now you owe interest.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25What interest? You never said anything about interest.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- I never signed anything. - I'll be back later, yeah?
0:07:28 > 0:07:33- And I want my money. - This is bang out of order, this is.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35You could always report me to the relevant authorities.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Nice couple of nippers you've got here.- You leave them out of it!
0:07:41 > 0:07:44They've got special needs.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Yeah...
0:07:46 > 0:07:49I thought there was something a bit funny about them.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- Mum? I'm starving.- What's to eat?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Who are you?
0:07:54 > 0:07:57He's... He's a mate of mine. This is, er, Lloyd.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Nice to meet you, fella.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Listen, I best be off.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- See you later, yeah?- Yeah.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13It's fine.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Go and put the kettle on.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23# All that she wants is another baby
0:08:23 > 0:08:26# Mm-mm-mm
0:08:26 > 0:08:29# All that she wants is another baby.. #
0:08:29 > 0:08:30- FRONT DOOR SHUTS - Kim!
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Oh, here he is.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Take a seat, my lover.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37MASTERCHEF VOICE: I have been slaving away,
0:08:37 > 0:08:42preparing a MasterChef classic with onion gravy on the side.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46It is, the one, the only, toad in the hole!
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Now, cooking doesn't get much tougher than this!
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Yeah, I can't. I've got to get back down to the bar.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56I've just put a toad in the hole for you.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Yeah, the new girl called in sick again.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00I'm going to have to get rid of her.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Um, have you seen the spare keys to the store room?
0:09:02 > 0:09:06- I thought we was going to stay in and everything. - I don't have a choice, do I?
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Well, how long are you going to be? Cos I've got something I want to talk to you about.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13I'm going to be late. Listen, save me some. That looks really nice.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Well, that didn't go according to plan, did it?
0:09:29 > 0:09:32And it was the first time that Martin changed her.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- It actually squirted in his face? - That is disgusting, that is!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39I think a little bit actually did go in his mouth.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42KNOCK AT DOOR
0:09:44 > 0:09:46How cute is she?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Yeah, face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50You can't say that!
0:09:55 > 0:09:56What are you doing here?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59I've been trying to call you.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02I mean, I was worried. I thought something might have happened.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Oh, sorry.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Woody, this is Moose. Moose, Woody.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Yeah. Lee's mate, right? I remember. How you doing?
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- Yeah, you all right?- Yeah, sweet.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Right. Well, say goodbye. We'd better be going, yeah?
0:10:15 > 0:10:16OK.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20I'm ready.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24- So, when did you get back? - A couple of weeks ago.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Good, was it, Thailand?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Yeah, it was.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Until Josh called and said we were over.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34I'm joking!
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Oh, look at his little face.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40We're better off as mates, aren't we?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Yeah. - Have you been travelling. Laura?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- It's Lauren.- You know, it'll do you the world of good.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48I hadn't had a break since uni.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52Went straight to GDL, LPC, training contract...
0:10:52 > 0:10:54I'm a lawyer.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Oh, sorry. I didn't ask what you did here.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- Um... - Lauren's across all our projects.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Logistical support, mainly.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07- Cool. And where did you go to uni? - Imogen.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09What? I'm just asking.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15- MOBILE RINGS - Answer it.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Yeah, I'd better. He'll be going down now.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Sorry.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25She's got a kid?
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Yeah? And what?
0:11:28 > 0:11:30The great unwashed, eh?
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- Don't be mean. - I'm not. I'm just saying.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38You look good.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Thanks.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Yeah...
0:11:42 > 0:11:45This is the part where you say - you look good, too.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Well, you do. You, er... You look well.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Hot yoga.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56- Sorry about that. - Everything all right?
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- Yeah, Louie just wanted to say good night.- Oh, that's sweet!
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Right, I've got to nip to the loo.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Play nice.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12So... What's your husband's name?
0:12:14 > 0:12:17I, um... I'm not married.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18Oh, sorry.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21It's just, with the baby and all...
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Louie.
0:12:24 > 0:12:25- He's two, actually.- Right.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30So, are you and Josh together, then?
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- Me and Josh?- Mm.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35No, we just work together, that's all.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Oh, that makes more sense.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Well, you've got a kid.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44- What's that got to do with anything? - Well, Josh hates kids.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46He won't have anything to do with them.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Or anyone that's got one, for that matter.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52Oh, would you like some?
0:12:56 > 0:12:59You completely showed me up, rushing me out of there like that.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01- No, I didn't. - I'm not a 1950s housewife, Woody.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Ooh, there they are.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Mr and Mrs Courgetti! How was it then?
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Do you know what, Mother? Really lovely bit of munch. Healthy.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Aw, Gwyneth Paltrow, eat your heart out!
0:13:13 > 0:13:15That good, was it?
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Moose! What's wrong? Has something happened to Lee?
0:13:20 > 0:13:24- No, no. Lee's sound. - What are you doing here, boy? - Have you seen him? Lee?
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was with him last week, he's fine.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28I'm just on my leave, thought I'd swing by.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31- So, Lee's all right then? - L, L, first things first.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35Give the boy a light ale. Go on. Pull the old pump.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Mum, get out the way.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41- What are you doing with that? - It's not working.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43I think the fuse has gone in the plug.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46I'm going to take it to that electric shop on the high street.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49- Can you get me some chocolate, or something?- Oh, yeah.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- Get me something and all. - No, you're having pizza later.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56No, that's cool.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59OK. I'll get a taxi now.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01See you later.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03That was Izzy.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07You know, Izzy and Harry. They're having drinks in Soho.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- They asked if you wanted to join. - Er, no. No, I'm good.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13- I'd better finish up. - Laura can do that, can't she?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15- Lauren.- Whatever.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19Joshy, text me later when you're done.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24- Nice to meet you.- Yeah, you too.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31"Joshy!
0:14:31 > 0:14:33"Harry! Izzy!"
0:14:33 > 0:14:35I know. She drives me nuts.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38- In a good way? - No, definitely not in a good way.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- I just wanted her to leave.- Why?
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Cos there's something I've been wanting to do all evening.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46What?
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Let's just, um, get all this done, yeah?
0:14:53 > 0:14:54That was embarrassing.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Joe the goat?!- He actually looked after the goat?!- That is his job.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04- He looks after the regiment's goat. - Nah, nah.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08- You're having a bubble, you, ain't you?- Mick, I swear to you, they've got a goat.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12- Not the goat that they trot out before the rugby matches?- That's it. That's the one.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16- Me, Lee, and the boys, right, we've gone to visit like some football match thing.- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19And when we get there, we find out this goat has got its own
0:15:19 > 0:15:21- house round the back of the barracks.- What?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23No, hold up a minute. The goat's got his own little gaff, has he?
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- No way!- Go on, go on. What did you do?
0:15:26 > 0:15:29- We might have got him drunk.- No! You got a goat drunk?
0:15:29 > 0:15:34- In fact, we got him bladdered. - That's horrible.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36That ain't even the worst bit.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39A month later, we get a phone call, this goat now won't leave its house.
0:15:39 > 0:15:44The thing's traumatised. We nearly got court martialled for it.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- Poor goat!- I know, I know.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51What's so funny?
0:15:51 > 0:15:56- Him.- You're a bad man, Moose. You're a very bad man.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00- Come on, you! - Off his nut, him! Off his nut.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06So, how long you two been together, then?
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- A while now. We're engaged.- Yeah?
0:16:09 > 0:16:13Yeah, as soon as her divorce comes through, we're getting married.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15- Really?- Mm.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- Well, congratulations then. - Cheers, mate.- Thank you.
0:16:20 > 0:16:25And another person who wrote a really good book in prison was Nelson Mandela.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29- Ah, The Long Road To Freedom. - Long Walk To Freedom.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Yeah, that's the one.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Hey, I could come out of the nick a best seller!
0:16:33 > 0:16:35- Yeah.- Do you know what?
0:16:35 > 0:16:38There was someone else who wrote their autobiography in prison.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Hitler!
0:16:40 > 0:16:41This is not a joke, love.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49- All right. Yeah, I'm on my way. I'm leaving now. - MOUTHS
0:16:49 > 0:16:52I'm sorry, I've got to run. I've got to go to site,
0:16:52 > 0:16:55some issue about security passes for the night delivery.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57- I'll come with you.- No, no, no.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59It's boring stuff. I'll text you later, yeah?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Yeah.
0:17:11 > 0:17:16You know you don't have to worry about me, don't you?
0:17:16 > 0:17:18No, I know I don't.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22- We're talking about going Mykonos next year.- Oh, very fancy.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26- That'll be lovely. - He's not like his dad.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Now keep that. See you.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39You do know she's completely in love with you still, don't you?
0:17:39 > 0:17:42- Do you think you'd ever get back together?- No. No way.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46She kept going on about having kids and buying a place, settling down.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49What's so bad about that?
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Mortgage, marriage, maternity. Terrifying.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Nah, she wanted to move at 100mph.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57- And you...?- I've got this place.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59My career.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03And you.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06Me?
0:18:20 > 0:18:22What?
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Nothing.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27You're still thinking about what I said about licking envelopes, aren't you?
0:18:27 > 0:18:29A little bit, yeah.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34You know it's a good stag, don't you, when you can't remember it?
0:18:34 > 0:18:37- Lee had a good time, didn't he? - What was that fella's name?
0:18:37 > 0:18:41- You know, the one who nicked the Jack-the-Ripper behind the boozer. - Oh, Beanbag.- That's the one.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44What? I always thought Beanbag was a nice boy.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Aw, his wife and baby, they all right?
0:18:46 > 0:18:50- Good, as far as I know, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. Johnny, get me some more tonic, and you, come with me.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Come on.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- Get us another pint, would you, Whit?- I think you've had enough.
0:18:55 > 0:19:00Oh! How come you ain't told Woody the divorce papers have come through?
0:19:00 > 0:19:01Moose!
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Will you keep your voice down?
0:19:03 > 0:19:07I told you, I only got that letter this morning.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Fair point. Seriously, I am going to need another pint though.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17What do I want to buy that for? My kids have already left home.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Oi, what's your game?
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Here, Mick, don't fancy buying this, do you? 30 quid?
0:19:22 > 0:19:24- You can't sell that moody gear in here.- Why not?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26It's a boozer. It ain't Swap Shop.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30Do you remember that? Swap Shop? I used to love that.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34- Who was that one on it? Noel Chegwin.- Keith Chegwin.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36- Yeah, that one. - So, what do you say, then?
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- 30 quid?- I'm going to have to ask you to leave, my little darling.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42You're driving everyone mad.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Go on.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51I can't believe I spent my night stuffing envelopes. Associate director,
0:19:51 > 0:19:56- that's what it says on my door. - Yeah, well, you could have asked one of the temps, couldn't you?- Yeah.
0:19:56 > 0:20:01Yeah, course I could. But then I wouldn't have been able to spend the evening with you.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Right, I'm going to chuck these in the post.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07I could bring back some chocolate, some salty snacks,
0:20:07 > 0:20:09- non-alcoholic wine. - Yeah, OK, why not?
0:20:11 > 0:20:15Listen, um, I thought maybe we could do something this weekend.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17- Me, you, and Louie.- Yeah. Yeah, course, sounds great.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Well, he's never been to London Zoo.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24He would love it. He's got this thing for giraffes.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28Or maybe we could do something, just me and you, you know?
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Yeah, OK.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Cool, if that's what you want to do.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Right, well, I'll get my people to get in touch with your people
0:20:35 > 0:20:38and we'll put a date in the diary.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40All right, I'll be right back.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- All sorted?- I tried.
0:20:48 > 0:20:49Please! My kids are here.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Mum? Who is it?
0:20:51 > 0:20:53No-one.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Got your cash card on you?
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Then we're going for a little walk, ain't we?
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Well, it'll only let me draw out 250.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03- I'll be back tomorrow for the rest. - Mum, who is it?
0:21:03 > 0:21:05No-one.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07I'm just popping back out.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Won't be long.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16Joyce, maybe what you got to do, you got to just try
0:21:16 > 0:21:19and treat it like a bit of a break.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- Like a holiday.- It's not Butlin's.
0:21:22 > 0:21:23Well, it can't be that bad.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27- Oh, you really don't care, do you? - Oh, Joyce, not this again.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29We could be banged up by the end of the week
0:21:29 > 0:21:33- and all you can do is make jokes. - Sit down, Joyce. You're making a show.
0:21:33 > 0:21:34No, you are making a fool of me.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Excuse me.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38I am sorry.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41What did I say?
0:21:41 > 0:21:45- Denise.- Oh, hello! Here he is! This is my fella.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48- Sorry I'm late. I had a bit of a nightmare. OK...- What?
0:21:48 > 0:21:53- How much have you had?- What? Oi! I have had...
0:21:54 > 0:21:59- More than the recommended amounts of alcohol for a woman.- Yeah.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02- And I'm going to say no more than that.- OK. Let's get you home.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- Come on.- No, we're going to the Albert.- No, we're going home.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08- Are we?- Yes!- Oh, I like it when you're commanding, darling!
0:22:18 > 0:22:20You OK?
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Well, not really, son, no.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Truth be known,
0:22:25 > 0:22:27I'm petrified.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31MUSIC ON JUKEBOX: Alright by Supergrass
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Mm! Love this track!
0:22:33 > 0:22:37- Here, how do I...? - Moose, you're not allowed behind.. - VOLUME INCREASES
0:22:37 > 0:22:39- Turn that down now! - Oh, you want to dance, Whit?
0:22:39 > 0:22:41- Oi, you!- We can dance.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44No, no, no.
0:22:44 > 0:22:45No, no, no.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47- It's all right.- Get off me. - All right, I'll behave.
0:22:47 > 0:22:52- He's going to get a slap in a minute, I swear.- Oh, just keep your fists to yourself, Rambo. All right?
0:22:52 > 0:22:54He's harmless. Go on.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Milk chocolate, white chocolate...
0:23:12 > 0:23:14- Hey.- Oh, hi.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16How was it?
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Busy.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Pearl asleep?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Oh, she went down hours ago.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Um, can we talk now, please?
0:23:25 > 0:23:29Ah, Kim, um... Babe, I'm out on my feet here.
0:23:29 > 0:23:34Can I, um, eat first?
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Yeah, go on, then. Put your feet up.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39- I'll bring it through to you, yeah? - Thank you, babe.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Cos, um,
0:23:42 > 0:23:45I wanted to tell you properly, you know.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48With music and dinner.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51And a glass of wine.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55But...no wine for me right now.
0:23:55 > 0:24:00Cos, um, I've just found some news.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04I didn't believe it at first, so...
0:24:06 > 0:24:08I did three of them.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10And...
0:24:10 > 0:24:12they've all come back positive.
0:24:16 > 0:24:17Vincent?
0:24:32 > 0:24:34I'm pregnant.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39You, me, Pearl,
0:24:39 > 0:24:42and this little one.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Our family's growing.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02- Where's he meant to be staying tonight?- I don't know. He didn't say.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06- Well, he ain't staying here.- Can't just chuck him out on the street.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08He can stay in my bed.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10He can sleep on the settee.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Come on then, Whitney. Give me a hand.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Come on. Get up.
0:25:28 > 0:25:29Mum, you all right?
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine, love.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34You go back to bed.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36You sure?
0:25:36 > 0:25:39You go back to bed.
0:25:39 > 0:25:40Everything's fine.
0:25:47 > 0:25:48Love you.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06- I don't get paid enough for this. - MOOSE BURPS
0:26:06 > 0:26:09Oh, he's rancid! Oh!
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Sorry, lads.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18- Woody, make sure he gets his shoes off.- I ain't touching his feet.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20- I'll get him a blanket, yeah?- Yeah.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26What you waiting round for? A little good night kiss?
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Listen, you little mug! You stay away from Whitney!
0:26:29 > 0:26:33- Yeah, yeah, I get it. You're getting married, ain't you? - Yeah, that's right.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Yeah, soon as Lee files the divorce papers, isn't it?
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Funny thing is though,
0:26:39 > 0:26:41he's already done it.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Wonder why she never told you.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Weird that, isn't it?