0:00:25 > 0:00:27- What's that?- Don't know, babe.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31What's that? What's that?
0:00:31 > 0:00:33It's a tractor.
0:00:33 > 0:00:34What's that?
0:00:34 > 0:00:36What's that?
0:00:36 > 0:00:38- What's that?- What's that?
0:00:38 > 0:00:40What's that, Mummy?
0:00:40 > 0:00:42- What one?- Mummy?
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Yeah?
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Vroom vroom!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50There's a man on it.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Well, don't just stand there with your gums on the floor - take 'em.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- Mum, why are you being weird? - You never make us packed lunch.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Well, if you don't want 'em, I'll give 'em to Bronson.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01And you're going to be late an' all.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03What are you trying to get rid of us for?
0:01:03 > 0:01:04And where even is this mechanics?
0:01:04 > 0:01:06I've already given you the address.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08And they're definitely looking?
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Yeah!
0:01:09 > 0:01:13And why did you send Riley and Chatham to their dad's, eh?
0:01:13 > 0:01:14There's something up with you today.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Yeah - you lot. Now, go!
0:01:25 > 0:01:29RINGING
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Hello?
0:01:31 > 0:01:32It's me.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33We all sorted?
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Yeah, I got another 250 out this morning.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Good girl. I'll be round in a bit, then.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51You still here? You're going to be late, ain't you?
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Yeah, I'm working from home.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Must be nice to be a millennial.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Mind you, I don't suppose I can serve bacon butties
0:01:57 > 0:01:59and cups of teas from the house.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00RINGING
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Everything all right?
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Yeah, fine.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Right, well,
0:02:07 > 0:02:10I've got a day off, so I'm popping to the shops with Michelle.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11Louie, want to come with me?
0:02:11 > 0:02:13No, no, he's fine with me.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Well, I don't mind taking him, you know.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Might be nice for him to get out the house for a bit,
0:02:16 > 0:02:19and I'm sure Michelle would love to see him.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Lauren, are you sure everything's all right?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Fine.
0:02:24 > 0:02:29Right, well, I won't be long, all right? Don't work too hard.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33RINGING
0:02:43 > 0:02:44LAUGHING
0:02:44 > 0:02:45And then you were up dancing,
0:02:45 > 0:02:47then next minute you were sparko,
0:02:47 > 0:02:49and we've all got to carry you up the stairs.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Oh, wow. Where's my bag, Whit?
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Here.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55My dignity's not in there, is it?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Shall I make you a bit of breakfast?
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Oh, please.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01- All right.- Thank you.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13You're not talking to me now, then?
0:03:13 > 0:03:14I'm not in the mood for this.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Mood for what?
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Why didn't you tell me that Lee's finally filed for divorce?
0:03:28 > 0:03:32You went out the house this morning without saying a word.
0:03:32 > 0:03:37Look, I know you're still angry with me about last night, I get that.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39I'm getting that loud and clear.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42I come here for a bit of peace and quiet, not another row.
0:03:42 > 0:03:43You know what I'm like, Joyce.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46It's easier for me to have a bit of a laugh, make a joke of things.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48You can say that again.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52I'm just as scared about all this as you are.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54OK, OK. Then talk about it.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00I might have a bit of a surprise for you later.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02If we can still be friends?
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Buy me another cuppa. I'll think about it.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17You're still short.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19And now you owe more interest.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22More? Why?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Cos you've kept me waiting another day. That's another ton.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28I ain't got it. You're mugging me off!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30I'm a reasonable man.
0:04:30 > 0:04:36If you'd've paid me on time - like we agreed - happy days, right?
0:04:37 > 0:04:40But you didn't. Did you?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42There's no more money.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Start with the TV.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49No! Please, please, come on. No, you can't take that.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- Get out my way. - Please, please, come on.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53- Move!- I'm still paying instalments on that! Please!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57FOOTSTEPS
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Kathy?
0:05:01 > 0:05:03What are you doing here?
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Wanted to see you.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08You can't just walk into people's houses!
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Well, I'm here now, so...can I stay?
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Look, it weren't like that, I was going to tell you...
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Well, but instead I had to find out from that muppet in there.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Well, he's Lee's mate. Lee probably told him!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28I don't even know why we're arguing about this.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30I love you, you daft git.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Oh, I love the smell of sizzling sausages in the morning.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38Any more of that coffee going?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Woody...
0:05:45 > 0:05:48I only borrowed 300 in the first place!
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Mum, why are there two blokes outside with our telly?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Mum, you told me you'd sorted it!
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Yeah, I am sorting it.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Who are you, huh?
0:05:57 > 0:06:00What are you doing in my house?
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Keanu, stop!
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Listen to your mother, yeah? There's a good lad.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10I'll be back later.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17What have you done?
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Oh!
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Got to head to the bar.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Why you sneaking up on me?!
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Look, I made you breakfast in bed.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- But I'm not in bed. - Well, it's on a tray.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Well, at least have some of the toast. Yeah?
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Like the flower?
0:06:39 > 0:06:42It's a shock, I know. I know.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44It's not really a shock, is it?
0:06:44 > 0:06:45I've got to get to work.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Are you kidding?
0:06:47 > 0:06:48We'll talk about that later.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Vincent, I'm pregnant! Hello?
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Earth to Vincent.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55I'm with child!
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Thanks.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01We ran out of sugar.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- That's fine.- Yeah, well, it'll have to be, won't it?
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Right, well, you said you wanted to talk?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17I don't understand you.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21One minute we're having a laugh and getting on fine
0:07:21 > 0:07:22and everything's great.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Everything's really, really great.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31And then the next minute you just done a runner
0:07:31 > 0:07:33and you're not answering my calls or texts!
0:07:33 > 0:07:36- I'm going to have to wake Louie up from his nap soon.- That can wait.
0:07:36 > 0:07:41No, it can't, actually. He is my son, and he comes first.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42End of.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Why are you being so weird?
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Oh! So being a mother is weird now, is it?
0:07:48 > 0:07:50That's not what I said at all.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54I said why are you being weird. Which you are.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56What are you even doing here, anyway?
0:07:56 > 0:07:59I mean, I know you're my boss, and I don't mean to be rude,
0:07:59 > 0:08:02but surely there's some sort of law against harassing
0:08:02 > 0:08:03employees in their own home.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05It's not like I haven't been here before.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09And I don't see you as just an employee.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15You don't know nothing about me.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19I know you're...kind.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22And clever and...all kinds of sexy.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24And that's a start.
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Don't.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Why not?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Because I am a mess.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31There is so much about me that you don't know,
0:08:31 > 0:08:34and if you did, I promise you, you would run a mile,
0:08:34 > 0:08:35and I wouldn't blame you.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Then tell me!
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Lauren?
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Oh!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43What do you want me to say?
0:08:45 > 0:08:50I've had an abortion, that I've got acute alcoholic hepatitis -
0:08:50 > 0:08:53this isn't even the bad stuff, by the way.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55I'm an alcoholic, Josh.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56But you don't even drink.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Because I'm an alcoholic.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02So you're sober, then? So what? My cousin's sober, and...
0:09:02 > 0:09:04sanest one out of the lot of us.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Yeah, well, good for him.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Her.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11So do you go to meetings and stuff..?
0:09:11 > 0:09:13No.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Yeah. Sometimes.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Good - great. That's, you know, that's really good.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Well, thank you so much, I'm so glad I have your approval.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22This isn't about my approval, Lauren, it's about the fact
0:09:22 > 0:09:25that you're on top of it, I mean, that's really good.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27That's something to be proud of.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Can you just get out, please?
0:09:31 > 0:09:35No, Lauren. I know what you're trying to do and it's not going to work. None of that matters to me.
0:09:35 > 0:09:36Yeah, well, it matters to me!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39You are nothing but a...
0:09:41 > 0:09:43You're just a posh boy.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46You don't know nothing about the real world, do you?
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Do you?!
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Just get out. Get out now!
0:09:52 > 0:09:53Just go.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Mummy. Mummy.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07How's the old nut holding up?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09I felt rough this morning, I won't lie to you.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11- Feel all right now, though. - Fair play to you.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13You army boys, you can half put it away.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15It's work hard, play hard, innit?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Do you still like it? The army?
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Yeah, it's all right.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Can barely make ends meet at the moment, though, you know?
0:10:21 > 0:10:24I sometimes wonder, you know, what it would've been like for Lee,
0:10:24 > 0:10:26if he hadn't have left, and...
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Yeah, he was a good soldier, Lee.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Yeah, he's a good boy, you know.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Had his troubles and that...
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Yeah. Got through 'em.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40It's the one thing they don't tell you about being a parent.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44You never stop worrying about 'em, no matter how old or ugly they get.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Listen, I wish my old man's as sound as you, I can tell you that.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Oh, don't be fooled. I'm only soft on the outside.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Look, I appreciate you letting me stay last night an' all.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Well, you was in no state to go nowhere, was you?
0:10:55 > 0:10:56Still appreciate it, though.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Don't you worry about that.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01The lager ready?
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Oh, er... Nearly.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Nearly. Come on, leg boat.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08- Right.- That's it, get the old barrel on there. There you go.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Ooh! When you said you were going to be working from home,
0:11:13 > 0:11:16I half expected you'd be sitting in front of the TV all day.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18How was Michelle?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21She's great. Just had a good gossip. Bought myself a new top.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25I think I just saw your boss at the tube station.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29Yeah. He popped over to... get some paperwork.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Oh.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33What?
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Oh, Lauren, I've heard the way you talk about him.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38It is OK to move on.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Move on from what?
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Steven.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51You know, I'd give anything to be sitting where you are right now.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55You know, you're young, talented, you've got the world at your feet.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57You've got it all to come.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01I had it all to come once.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Me and Pete used to talk about all the plans we were going to make.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06The places we were going to go.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Funny how life turns out.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13But you've got Louie, you've got your health,
0:12:13 > 0:12:17you've got a roof over your head, and you've got people who love you.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22Everything else - it don't matter.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24That's really nice of you, Kathy, but...
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Look, just hear me out, OK? What I'm trying to say is...
0:12:28 > 0:12:31you don't want to end up like me, right?
0:12:31 > 0:12:34The wrong side of 60 and all alone.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37It's not a nice place to be.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39And you deserve better.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52How long am I going to have to put up with you two sulking, then?
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Don't know what you're talking about.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59Look, Whitney is marrying you... you. That's what counts.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Lee's started his divorce proceedings.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Has he? He ain't told me.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Anyway, ain't that a good thing?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Yeah, would be if Whit told me herself.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11'Stead I had to hear it from that mug.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Oh, Woody, you're going to have to grow up.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17All right, you're making something out of nothing.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Marriage is about compromise, you know, forgiveness.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22You're going have to learn that.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23It's not just about Whit.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Then what is it about, then?
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Him and Mick getting on like a house on fire...
0:13:27 > 0:13:29He's fond of him, so what?
0:13:29 > 0:13:33Why ain't he fond of me? I swear I've done everything, seriously.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Look, Moose reminds him of Lee,
0:13:35 > 0:13:37it's only natural that he takes a shine to him.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40# Da da! # Come here, you, go on - go and make yourself busy.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Go on.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Why's he still here?
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Oh, he just wants to help out, cos he crashed out here last night.
0:13:46 > 0:13:47But we ain't got any money to pay him.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50That's the point, he's paying us back now, isn't he, eh?
0:13:50 > 0:13:52SINGING
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Just keep your head down.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00- There we go.- Cheers, Marie.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Ooh, you look busy.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Yeah, all a bit manic at the minute.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Yeah, that's because you spend all your time in here and not in the office.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10RINGING
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Sorry, I've got to take this.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13All right.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26Oh, don't mind me.
0:14:26 > 0:14:31Oh, sorry. I've just got to get this booked. Right - open return.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Looking forward to spending time with your mum?
0:14:34 > 0:14:38Yeah, be nice to get away from this place for a while.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40You going to tell her this time?
0:14:40 > 0:14:42'Bout your little bun in the oven.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43No.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46I don't know. Why?
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Well, you can't hide it from her for ever.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52That's the thing about babies, Abs - they grow.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04I can, um... I can try and get a loan.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06No. No more loans.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08That's how I got into the mess in the first place.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Cos the geezer's a loan shark, Mum. If we'd've went to the bank...
0:15:11 > 0:15:13You think the bank's going to lend us money?
0:15:13 > 0:15:15This ain't... It ain't legal, Mum.
0:15:15 > 0:15:16Oh, you think I don't know that?
0:15:16 > 0:15:19They've got us by the short and curlies.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Mum, Mum! What are we going to do?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Mum!
0:15:23 > 0:15:24Mum!
0:15:25 > 0:15:27What are you doing?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Mum, that was Nanna's ring.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Mum.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Everything all right?
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Yeah, yeah, fine. How is it?
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Yeah. Mine needed a bit of salt.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Oh, you are having a laugh!
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Did you do this?
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Jay does it to me all the time.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Get off...!
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Do I look like some stupid little kid to you?
0:15:58 > 0:15:59What are you doing? It was a joke!
0:15:59 > 0:16:02You're stressed, I was trying to cheer you up!
0:16:02 > 0:16:03Jokes are meant to be funny.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05What... Where you going?
0:16:05 > 0:16:06I'm needed in the office.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Luke?!
0:16:17 > 0:16:21Izzy was an absolute state. I swear, she couldn't even stand.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Everyone was asking about you, Joshy.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Nobody from school has seen you in ages.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42Still not talking, are we?
0:16:42 > 0:16:44I'm talking.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Listen, you got to make it work with her.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Well, why have I got to be the one to make it work?
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Cos that girl's going to make you happy
0:16:55 > 0:16:58and I'm sick of looking at that sorry looking drop boat of yours.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04It was nothing, all right? We were messing about.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Ben, he grabbed you. We saw it.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09It didn't look like messing about to me.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Are you sure that this is what you want?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14I've heard it all now, ain't I?
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Relationship advice from Abi Branning!
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- That's not fair.- The woman who faked a pregnancy to keep me around.
0:17:19 > 0:17:20Fair play, Abs.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Whose side are you on?
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Listen, you're just jealous.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27You can't stand the fact that I'm finally happy.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Ben, I'm just trying to be a mate.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Lauren? All right?
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Yeah. Fine.
0:18:00 > 0:18:01D'you mind if I sit with you?
0:18:01 > 0:18:03No, course not.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09I hate the winter, it gets dark so quick.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12I always do better in the spring.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14She asleep?
0:18:14 > 0:18:15Yeah, she's just gone off.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18I tell you what, sometimes it feels like a merry-go-round
0:18:18 > 0:18:20of nappies, vomit and no sleep.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24How do you know if you're a good mum?
0:18:24 > 0:18:26How d'you mean?
0:18:26 > 0:18:30I dunno. That you're doing it right.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33No-one does, do they?
0:18:33 > 0:18:35We just make it up as we go along.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40But we'd do anything for 'em, so I guess that's how you know.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Yeah. They come before everything.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Yeah, course they do.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54You going to go and get changed, then?
0:18:54 > 0:18:55What? Why?
0:18:55 > 0:18:58It's not really appropriate, is it?
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Are you being serious?
0:19:00 > 0:19:05It's not really appropriate for the theatre. Stalls, middle aisle.
0:19:05 > 0:19:0642nd Street. Me and you, tonight.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Really?
0:19:08 > 0:19:09Yeah.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10That's nice. How did you get them?
0:19:10 > 0:19:14Oh, I know a man who knows a man who knows a dog.
0:19:14 > 0:19:15What about work?
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Oh, you've got the night off. Both of you. Go and enjoy yourselves.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Go on - go and get your bit of clobber on.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21Thank you!
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Thanks, Linda.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27You're welcome. Oh, I do love a musical.
0:19:27 > 0:19:28Go on...
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Look at her, everyone, look at her.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Ted, no, I don't know where I'm going!
0:19:38 > 0:19:40It's all right, we're nearly there.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44Right - open your eyes. Da-da!
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Oh, my goodness me, Ted!
0:19:47 > 0:19:51Right, we've got scotch eggs, we've got hot soup,
0:19:51 > 0:19:54and we've even got one or two tots of Patrick's rum.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Oh, love, you shouldn't have.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59MUSIC PLAYS
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Remember this? Come on, girl.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04How could I forget?
0:20:08 > 0:20:12# Happy with a girl like you... #
0:20:27 > 0:20:29- You don't answer your phone? - Don't start.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Don't start? I tell you I am with child and you don't
0:20:32 > 0:20:34so much as raise an eyebrow and then you disappear for the whole day?
0:20:34 > 0:20:37- Look, I'm just...- What? You cheating on me, is that it?
0:20:37 > 0:20:40- No!- You find yourself some little bit of fluff on the side?- Kim!
0:20:40 > 0:20:41- Kim what?- Stop.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Look, if it's not that, then what is it?
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Because I can't fathom why you're not running around doing a happy dance!
0:20:48 > 0:20:50This is good news, Vincent.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Yeah... Yes.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56Look, Pearl's at nursery now,
0:20:56 > 0:20:59we're starting to get time to ourselves again,
0:20:59 > 0:21:02and another mouth to feed...
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Money? You're worried about money?
0:21:04 > 0:21:06It's just a bit of a shock.
0:21:08 > 0:21:12Look, I'm just thinking about the practicalities, that's all.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15I know it's a shock.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20But it's our baby! You know?
0:21:20 > 0:21:21We can keep it low key.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Low key?
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- Yeah. Hm?- Hm.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29- Hm-mm?- Hm. - Come on, then.- OK.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31- Low key.- Low key.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34We're having a baby! All right.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Where you going?
0:21:35 > 0:21:40I'm going record my first pre-natal parenting V-LOG. Vlog.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Hi! And welcome to my channel and pregnancy...
0:21:48 > 0:21:50- Hiya.- Hi, love.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52- D'ya want a cuppa tea?- I've got one already. Come on through.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54What?
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Josh.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01Right, well, I think I'll go to the Vic, catch up with Shirley.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02S'cuse me.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Turn it around.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Yeah, turn it around. I'll turn it round, then. You want me to do it?
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Hey, baby. What you doing?
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Where we bringing it?
0:22:14 > 0:22:16- He's a clever boy.- In here.
0:22:16 > 0:22:17Wow!
0:22:17 > 0:22:18Take it now!
0:22:21 > 0:22:22Right, let's make this quick.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24We ain't got your money.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Then why are you wasting my time?
0:22:29 > 0:22:30Cos I can give you this.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Make you feel like a big man, does it?
0:22:42 > 0:22:43This ain't worth a tenner.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45It were my mum's engagement ring.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50White goods and electrics.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54No, come on. Please, mate! Come on! Doesn't help if you take the stereo, does it!
0:22:54 > 0:22:56- DOG GROWLS - Mum! Mum! Mum! Bronson, shh.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04TV PLAYS
0:23:04 > 0:23:07RINGING
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Is that him?
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Yeah, hello?
0:23:17 > 0:23:21Hey - just closed the deal on that new block near Ealing.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Oh, right?
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Still angry, then?
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Can you blame me?
0:23:27 > 0:23:33No. Look, I was stressed with work and stuff, and...
0:23:33 > 0:23:34I was an idiot.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Yeah, you were.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39So you want to come over?
0:23:39 > 0:23:41What for?
0:23:41 > 0:23:43So I can apologise properly.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54"Living Doll" PLAYS
0:23:54 > 0:23:55Takes you back.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Oh! We'd been married a few years by then.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Well, you know what that means?
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Yeah - we're old.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08Well, there's no-one that I would rather have spent my life with.
0:24:08 > 0:24:13Don't get maudlin. Plenty more years in us yet.
0:24:16 > 0:24:21Something I've got to tell you. The solicitor called.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24He said we should each pack a suitcase.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26What for?
0:24:26 > 0:24:28For court.
0:24:34 > 0:24:35I saw you with Imogen.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39I came to the office this afternoon.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Yeah.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47- Yeah, she wanted us to make another go of it.- Oh!
0:24:47 > 0:24:51I told her no, cos I wasn't interested.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Cos I was interested in someone else.
0:24:57 > 0:25:02Interested in a mad, crazy alcoholic who likes to ignore my calls
0:25:02 > 0:25:04and texts and chuck me out of her house.
0:25:06 > 0:25:11She told me last night you hated kids, and you don't want 'em.
0:25:11 > 0:25:16No, not with her, I don't - cos I don't love her.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19- It won't come out.- Fine.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22What about when I asked you if you wanted to come to the zoo
0:25:22 > 0:25:24with us, you said can't it just be me and you?
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Because I wanted to spoil you, not cos I didn't want Louie to come.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Look, d'you really think I'd be here if that mattered to me?
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Look, I want to be with you,
0:25:33 > 0:25:38but I know Louie comes first. You two come as a package
0:25:38 > 0:25:40and, you know what, that's fine with me.
0:25:40 > 0:25:41I still want to be with you.
0:25:43 > 0:25:44Really wish you hadn't said that.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Why not?
0:25:48 > 0:25:50What's that you got there? You want to play some football?
0:25:50 > 0:25:52- No.- Yeah?- No.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54No? What you want to do then?
0:25:54 > 0:25:56He wants Mummy.
0:25:56 > 0:25:57Oh, I see!
0:25:59 > 0:26:02No, it's ring-fenced, for the development money...
0:26:02 > 0:26:05- Mum?- No, look, you're going to have to talk to Finn about that. - Mum, what's going on?!
0:26:05 > 0:26:08- It's all right, it's all right - go to your rooms. - Look, will you shut that dog up?!
0:26:08 > 0:26:09Actually - take him as well.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11No! Get your hands off him! Bronson!
0:26:11 > 0:26:14You can't take him!
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Mate, it's absolute carnage here.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Listen, fella, I'm going to have to give you a buzz back...
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Get me my money!
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Bronson! Bronson!
0:26:23 > 0:26:28Mum? Why are they taking him? BRONSON!
0:26:28 > 0:26:31It's fine, we'll get him back. We'll get him back.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34No! No!
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Why do they keep singing all the time?
0:26:38 > 0:26:39Because it's a musical.
0:26:39 > 0:26:43Yeah, but it's crap, innit? I mean, keep suddenly bursting into song.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46- You got to suspend your disbelief. - Suspend me what?
0:26:48 > 0:26:51Scrubs up all right, don't she, eh?
0:26:51 > 0:26:53- Right, come on, we'll see you later. - Bye.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55How do you keep her?
0:26:55 > 0:26:57What d'you say, pal?
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Nothing. Go enjoy your night.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Woody, leave it.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Nah, give us a second.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05You got something to say, say it.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08- Why don't you... - Get off me - what you doing?
0:27:08 > 0:27:10- Stop it!- Oi, oi, oi! Turn it in!
0:27:10 > 0:27:12You've been winding me up all day! You know that!
0:27:12 > 0:27:15- All day!- Get off!