0:00:26 > 0:00:28Geeza here, his old woman found out he's got a whole
0:00:28 > 0:00:30family on the other side of the country.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33Wife, chavs... I mean, how does he have the energy for that?
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Is this your way of telling me there's another Mrs Carter,
0:00:35 > 0:00:38with a load of little Carters running around somewhere?
0:00:38 > 0:00:40- Oh, leave off, you lot have put enough years on me.- Oi!
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Young man...? You going to help me in the barrel store or...?
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Yeah, course... I do want to try and catch Ted and Joyce
0:00:48 > 0:00:50before they go to court, though.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Wonder how long they'll get sent down for.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Well, lets hope it doesn't come to that.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57I thought you'd forgiven them.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Nah, I said I understood how it happened.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Forgiveness is something else.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Morning.- Morning.- Morning.
0:01:05 > 0:01:06All right...
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- Babe, ya all right?- Excuse me....
0:01:11 > 0:01:13It's all ruined!
0:01:13 > 0:01:16I'm dreading the boys coming back, can't bear telling them
0:01:16 > 0:01:18about Bronson.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19It's going to break their hearts.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21They're going to look after him, aren't they?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Yeah, course they will...
0:01:23 > 0:01:26They're not going to know he likes his tummy rubbed or he won't eat unless someone's with him...
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Are we getting the electric back soon? I need to keep Rooney warm.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Why couldn't they have taken him instead of Bronson?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32They're not going to want him, are they?
0:01:32 > 0:01:35There must be a way we can get Bronson back. They can't just take someone's pet!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Do you think they'll come back, Mum? - Oh, it's only going to get worse, ain't it?
0:01:38 > 0:01:41You know, another 200 quid interest and what happens when we can't pay that, yeah?
0:01:41 > 0:01:44You know, it's going to end up being thousands.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46I need a fag.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Oh!
0:01:51 > 0:01:54I'll be at your back gate in two minutes...
0:01:54 > 0:01:55What are you doing here?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57You're not going to work.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Why not?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02I've got other plans. You-and-me plans for the day.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Sounds promising...
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Meet me at your back gate, yeah?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08OK. Bye.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Any idea how long you've got off at Christmas?
0:02:11 > 0:02:12No, not yet.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14I bet you'll have one of them office parties, won't ya?
0:02:14 > 0:02:16I've never had one of them.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18I suppose so, dunno.
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Lovely day out there.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Bet you wish you weren't stuck in an office all day.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27I'll, erm, just go and get little man ready...
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Here, I'm going to go for a run. You fancy it?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Since when do I run?
0:02:37 > 0:02:38HE CHUCKLES
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Yeah. You all right?
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Yeah, I'm fine. I just needed some space.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Yeah, I thought we got past this yesterday, babe,
0:02:48 > 0:02:50but we haven't, have we?
0:02:50 > 0:02:51And I said I'm sorry.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54I mean, what kind of geeza would I be if I just let him
0:02:54 > 0:02:57crack on with you like that? I mean, I don't...
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Oh, "He started it", yeah?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Woody...
0:03:01 > 0:03:05..I want to marry a man, I don't want someone in a playground.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09I'll work on it.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13Yeah. I know.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Look, let's go for a run. We've got two hours.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19No, no...
0:03:19 > 0:03:21I'm going to go and see Stacey, all right?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Yeah, all right.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Whit...?
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Yeah?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32We're all right, ain't we?
0:03:34 > 0:03:35Yeah.
0:03:42 > 0:03:47Thanks. You're a life-saver. I mean it, a real hero!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Now all we've got to do is find 200 quid...
0:03:51 > 0:03:53I'll go round mates, see what I can get.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56We got to stay positive, yeah?
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Off on your holidays?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Court.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Oh...today, is it? Good idea, taking a bag.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Here, if you end up in Dickens Hill, ask around for a Malc Jenkins.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Tell him you know me, he'll look after ya.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Hopefully it won't come to that, eh?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14I'll keep an eye on your flat for ya.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16We're for the court.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Wonder if their electric's been turned off, as well.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Que sera, sera...
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Good luck!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Here ya...
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Thank you...
0:04:48 > 0:04:55So listen to this. Billy asked me if I fancied learning embalming.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Not whilst I'm eating, bruv...
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Nah, I'm just saying, it got me thinkin', you know, like...
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Am I just there to pass the time or is this, y'know, an actual career?
0:05:03 > 0:05:04No-one wants to be an undertaker.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Why? Job security. People are always going to die.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10So... when you moving into Luke's, then?
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Well, save you leaving there every morning,
0:05:12 > 0:05:14to come back here to get changed for work, dunnit?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- I ain't moving in with him. - You mean he hasn't asked you.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21I mean, I'm me own person. I like me independence, don't I?
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Such a bird.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25At least one of us gets some action, eh?
0:05:25 > 0:05:29Yeah... Right, I'd better get going, cos Billy'll be on one.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Oh, yeah...
0:05:31 > 0:05:33What?
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Well, it's your turn to pay, innit? For the bacon butty.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38Me wallet's in me coat.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Oh, yeah? Present from Mr Wonderful, is it?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52It's Luke's! I must have picked up the wrong one!
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Well, ain't you going to look through it?
0:05:53 > 0:05:56I bet it's full of gold cards and receipts for posh restaurants.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58No, I ain't looking through Luke's wallet.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Yeah, all right. Right, I'll catch you later, then.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04See ya later.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11You've got to tell her. Everyone knows.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Well, not everyone.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Three people said congratulations.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Three people that I don't even know.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Well, I've got followers, innit?
0:06:18 > 0:06:21You need to tell your sister before someone else does.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Look, I just got to find the right time.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25When you're screaming for gas
0:06:25 > 0:06:28and air, as they take you into the delivery room, yeah?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Look, I get it, all right?
0:06:30 > 0:06:34You don't want to upset your sister over the whole baby thing...
0:06:34 > 0:06:36I mean, how is she going to react
0:06:36 > 0:06:38when I casually tell her that we're having a baby?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41This needs careful planning. I can't just tell her like that...
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Shame you didn't think about that before broadcasting it on your vlog.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47You know what? That reminds me - we've got to book the photographer.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48What for?
0:06:48 > 0:06:52For the Beyonce-inspired maternity pictures, of course.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Please.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57So he got jealous. That's a good thing, innit?
0:06:57 > 0:07:01How would you feel if Moose was all over you and he did nothin'?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03He weren't "all over me". He was only flirting.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Yeah, I get what you're saying.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07He shouldn't act like he owns you, but...
0:07:07 > 0:07:11Just suppose some girl was flirting with him. You'd have her eyes out.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12No, I wouldn't.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16I would. Anyone gives Martin the eye, my claws come right out.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21I guess it could be worse.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23You know what this is, don't ya?
0:07:23 > 0:07:24You ain't even divorced yet, Whit,
0:07:24 > 0:07:27and you're going from being Lee's wife
0:07:27 > 0:07:29to Woody's wife, with no time to yourself.
0:07:31 > 0:07:32What would you have said to them, anyway?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34I just would have wished them luck.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36They've really been going through it.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I have to say something.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42He shot you!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Yeah, because he thought I was an intruder.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47- It's as much my fault.- What?! - I'm not going over this again, Mum.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48Well, I'll never get it.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50I'm with you, Linda.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Someone shot me, I'd hold a grudge rest of my life.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Shows you Johnny's a better man than me.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Just pray they get off with a light sentence, eh?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59At the end of the day, we don't want them
0:07:59 > 0:08:02going down for a long time at their age, do we?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- You give me five clues... - No.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06..and then I get three chances to guess...
0:08:06 > 0:08:07No clues, no chances...
0:08:09 > 0:08:11I'm not moving until you tell me where we're going.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13I told you, it's a surprise.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16OK, well, then, why didn't we just get in your car?
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Because I had to leave it at work.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19I'm pretending we're in an all-day meeting.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- That's clever. - Mm, I'm not just a gorgeous face.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25No...no, not till we get there.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26HE CHUCKLES
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Right, OK. I thought we could spend a romantic day.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Oh, romance.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36First of all, we're going ice skating.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38SHE LAUGHS
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Then we're having lunch in a very secluded dining experience.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45- Uh-huh.- And then we're booked into a romantic boutique hotel,
0:08:45 > 0:08:47where we can order room service and...
0:08:48 > 0:08:51And... I like the sound of that "and".
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Good.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Excuse me.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59I'm nearly there now... The laundrette on Bridge Street, yes...
0:08:59 > 0:09:01I know I'm running late - I don't need you to tell me that -
0:09:01 > 0:09:03but I'm still going to need a coffee,
0:09:03 > 0:09:05so they're just going to have to wait.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14PHONE RINGS
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Yes. Dad. I'm nearly there!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Well, it's all ready for you to pick up.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Great, all right, all right, Miss Morris,
0:09:25 > 0:09:28I'll see you later. Yep, bye.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34HE SIGHS
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Right, that's everything set up.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Did you go for a run?
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Nah... I had to change the barrels.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18Now, Whit... I've been thinking about everything you said...
0:10:18 > 0:10:22and you're right - I shouldn't have lashed out at Moose like that.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24I need to sort it out.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26He just got under my skin.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31But I was thinkin', when your divorce gets sorted...
0:10:31 > 0:10:33..what about if we go down to the registry office
0:10:33 > 0:10:35and set a date for the wedding?
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Still want to get married, don't ya?
0:10:41 > 0:10:43You don't think we're rushing it?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46I mean, we're still getting to know each other, really.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51I know all I need to know...
0:10:53 > 0:10:57You're kind, loving, always putting people first before you.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01And you're beautiful and sexy. What more do I need to know?
0:11:05 > 0:11:08I need to... I just need to see Stacey.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Again?
0:11:15 > 0:11:17- All right, Linda? - Oh, all right?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19You look like you're on a mission.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21I'm trying to get ahead for Christmas.
0:11:21 > 0:11:22I need all the help I can get.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26- Do you know, she's been sitting there for ages.- Really?
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Yeah, Kim says she saw a couple of blokes carrying out the TV yesterday.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32PHONE RINGS
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Oh, who's that.?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Oh, here. Talk of the devil.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39I'll catch you later. Hello.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41No, nothing in particular. Why?
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Yeah, course I can.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Karen?
0:11:54 > 0:11:59They took our dog. They took Bronson.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Who did?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03He ain't even worth anything.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06SHE SOBS
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Oh, darlin'.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10It's all right.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Yeah, he said all these lovely things to me
0:12:14 > 0:12:17and none of it made me feel better.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Hm, that ain't good.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22No. He means it, I know he does.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26For some reason, he thinks I'm wonderful.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Yeah, well, men can be deluded.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30THEY CHUCKLE
0:12:32 > 0:12:34No, I do love him.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38I just don't know.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Maybe you just need a little bit of time apart.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44You can come and stay here if you want, for a couple of nights.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46In the mad house.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49See that's what I want - a houseful.
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Kids.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53It's what I wanted with Lee.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54What, not Woody?
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Do you think I'm being a right ungrateful cow?
0:12:59 > 0:13:02I seem to be finding fault in everything that he does.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04DOOR KNOCKS
0:13:04 > 0:13:05I dunno. Must be the postman.
0:13:11 > 0:13:12- WOODY:- I want to speak to Whit.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17Mick. Double vodka.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Right, you, sit down.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22- I don't want to be no bother... - Just sit.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26I should never have gone to them for the money but I was so desperate.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28D'ya know what that's like?
0:13:28 > 0:13:29I've an idea.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31We've had it bad before but never like this.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36I try and put a smile on it for the kids, y'know...
0:13:36 > 0:13:39But today, it's... It's hard, you know?
0:13:39 > 0:13:40You need to go to the police.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42And say what? I never signed nothing.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44I ain't got a leg to stand on.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47- You can't let them get away with it. - You don't know these blokes.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49No, we just got to find the money we owe them
0:13:49 > 0:13:51and hopefully they'll leave us alone.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55- That'll be £5.20, please, darlin. - It's on the house.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59Thanks. I really appreciate this - I do.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05You're here. What happened?
0:14:05 > 0:14:09Suspended sentence for me and community service for Joyce.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10I'm going to be painting railings!
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Oh, well, that's fantastic.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16It was Ted's psychiatric report that did it.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20That and that letter that you wrote. We had no idea.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- The judge read it out. - Thank you.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28This boy of yours, Linda - he's one in a million.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30I hope you're proud of him.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35How do you think I felt?
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Telling you how much I love you and you just get up and walk off!
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- She's got a lot on her mind.- I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to her.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Well, you're in my house. I'll chip in whenever I want, thank you!
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Do you even want him here, Whit? Cos I can get rid of him...
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Course she wants me! I'm her fiance! What you been saying to her?
0:14:48 > 0:14:49Nothing.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Babe, he was mugging me off, hitting on ya...
0:14:52 > 0:14:53"Mugging you off".
0:14:53 > 0:14:56You're a typical man, you just made everything about you.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59He was creeping on her. Am I supposed to be all right with that? What kind of bloke would I be then?
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Well, you've upset her.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Well, tell me what I'm supposed to do. Smile?
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Ah, better still, I'll turn round and say, "Yeah, mate, crack on, son, fill ya boots!"
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Do you want to keep your voice down? My baby is asleep!
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Will you stop it?! It's not just about that, anyway.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Well, what is it about? Are you on your period or something?
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Cos it's the only way I can make sense of it.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Oh, where you going now? Off again, are we?!
0:15:21 > 0:15:23We're going to talk about this, Whit!
0:15:30 > 0:15:34- Lunch? - Just sent Lance and Cole on theirs.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Ah, well, I'll go to the cafe, then.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37I had a look through his wallet.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Course you did. And...?
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Oh, don't tell me it's full of blokes' numbers.
0:15:57 > 0:15:58"Project Dagmar".
0:16:00 > 0:16:02What's that?
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Dagmar is the name of the bar my mum used to work at.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10The one Luke's dad raped her in.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15What's my boyfriend doing walking around with it
0:16:15 > 0:16:17written on one of his business cards?
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Cheers.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24I thought last night was the last night I'd ever spend in my bed,
0:16:24 > 0:16:25I really did.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28I thought I was going to be banged up with a load of glue-sniffers!
0:16:28 > 0:16:30She's always had a very vivid imagination.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32It's not imagination, it's on the telly every week.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Overcrowding, underfunding.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Drones going everywhere.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Well, tonight we'll be sleeping in our own bed and that is that.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42And I'm really happy for ya.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45We'd better get that electricity put on.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48I'm not having another candlelit night.
0:16:48 > 0:16:49Had enough of that in the '70s.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51THEY CHUCKLE
0:16:51 > 0:16:52DOOR OPENS
0:16:52 > 0:16:55I'm not insecure, you're getting married. You're off-limits!
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Off-limits?! I'm not your property, Woody!
0:16:57 > 0:17:00You're going to be my wife! Well, hold on, what's this all about?!
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Are you saying you don't want to marry me? Is that what it's all about?
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- Maybe I should go up. - Just let them get on with it.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09C'mon, Whit, this can't just be about Army boy now, can it?!
0:17:09 > 0:17:12- Whit, talk to me!- I don't know, all right?! I can't think straight!
0:17:12 > 0:17:14It's all happening too fast!
0:17:14 > 0:17:15What, about us?
0:17:17 > 0:17:19You told me you wanted me to get you a ring.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21You told me you wanted to get married.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- Yeah, I know...- Right, you near enough proposed to me,
0:17:24 > 0:17:28so I went and got you a ring and took you to the Isle of Wight - cos that's what you wanted!
0:17:28 > 0:17:30I told you that I was scared to commit,
0:17:30 > 0:17:32that I didn't know if I could settle down.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35You knew how I felt about letting someone in but you convinced me
0:17:35 > 0:17:38it was the right thing to do, and now this...?!
0:17:38 > 0:17:39I just don't get it!
0:17:49 > 0:17:50I love you, Whit.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54I love you, too.
0:17:56 > 0:17:57It's just happening so fast!
0:17:58 > 0:18:03I got the letter from court, my divorce is starting.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05I can't keep up.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13You're the one who said you wanted to get married on Valentine's Day.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Look, we can take our foot off the gas,
0:18:19 > 0:18:20if that's what you want?
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Is that what you want?
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Nah - I want you.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29You're the first person I've ever met who's even made me
0:18:29 > 0:18:31think about settling down.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34And now that's all I can think about - making you Mrs Woody.
0:18:36 > 0:18:37SHE GIGGLES
0:18:39 > 0:18:41See, that's better.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Look, I know I'm not great marriage material, babe.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49I've been a lone wolf for a long, long, long time.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57I'm trying...because I want to be the best husband for ya.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01I know.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Take no notice of me.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09I'm sorry.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Stop being silly. All right?
0:19:12 > 0:19:15And I promise I won't go around smacking every single
0:19:15 > 0:19:16bloke that hits on you.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17Just most of them, anyway.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Come here.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29You're mine, Whit.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Mine.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36- Where's Pearl? She at nursery? - Yeah.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Aww. How you managing?
0:19:38 > 0:19:42I remember how weird it was when Chelsea went off to nursery.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45I dunno what it was. Made me broody.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Well, you didn't have anything to occupy yourself with, did you?
0:19:48 > 0:19:50You see, I've got all my pastimes.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Oh, yeah, yeah, you've got your blog.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55I must get round to looking at that some time.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59You wanted to see me.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Oh, well, y'know.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04It's been a long time, so I thought, y'know, we could catch up
0:20:04 > 0:20:07and share what's going on in each other's lives.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Hmm, yeah. Oh, great.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Oh, while I remember, this must have...
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Delivered to us by mistake.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Oh. Kim.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Oh, yeah! Oh!
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Oh, yeah, "congrats". What for?
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Oh... I-I-I...
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Why don't you open it? See who it's from.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41It's from you! You know?
0:20:41 > 0:20:44And I'm fuming! How long have you known?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46A few days.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49You have robbed me of getting excited about my new little
0:20:49 > 0:20:52niece or nephew! Come here!
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Wha... You're happy?!
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Of course I'm happy. Come here, Kim.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58LAUGHTER
0:20:58 > 0:21:00I thought you said you'd been ice skating for years!
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- It's a different kind of ice. - What?!
0:21:03 > 0:21:05I'm serious... It's completely different, skating outside.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08It's a good job that little old lady was there to help pick you up.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Did you see her jumping and spinning and everything?
0:21:10 > 0:21:12She must have won some medals back in the day
0:21:12 > 0:21:15because no-one who looks like Judi Dench should be able to do that!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17THEY CHUCKLE Are ya happy?
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Yeah. Do we have to go for lunch?
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Aren't you hungry? It's a great restaurant.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Can't we just go straight to the hotel?
0:21:27 > 0:21:28It's been a long time coming.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Yeah.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35I can't wait to get you naked.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42THEY CHUCKLE
0:21:44 > 0:21:45You OK?
0:21:45 > 0:21:50Oh. He's in the gents. Come and sit down.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02Sometimes, good people are pushed into extraordinary circumstances.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06Yeah, and sometimes stupid old men get trigger happy with guns
0:22:06 > 0:22:08they've no right to have.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11I still cannot believe that we walked free.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15- I can. - I thought I'd never see him again.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17I know he comes home with the big "I am",
0:22:17 > 0:22:20but prison would have broken him.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23I want you to come over for your lunch on Sunday.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25A roast with all the trimmings.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28That's if we've got electricity by that time.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Come here.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37Thank you.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42They've taken everything, even their dog.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44And they still owe 200 quid in interest.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46- No, L, no.- We've only got another seven grand to go
0:22:46 > 0:22:49and then we've reached our target. It's just 200.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52We'll never get it back. Soon as the loan sharks come knocking
0:22:52 > 0:22:55again, she'll be over here with her begging bowl.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57You know what your mother used to say.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Yes, yes - "Give them your ears, but not your money". I know.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03But I want to help, Mick. What about the karaoke tomorrow?
0:23:03 > 0:23:06I could make an announcement, pass around a bucket.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Right, anyone want serving?
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Er, have you sorted things out with Whitney?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Yeah. Yeah...
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Just a little bit of wobble, you know what it's like.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Don't worry, we're all good.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Hey. Day I've had...
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Hard at it. That's what I like to see.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Did you pick my wallet up this morning?
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Yeah, it's over there.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33We'll have to get different-coloured ones or something.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Have you eaten yet? If not, can I whisk you away?
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Yeah - sounds good. Just give me ten minutes, yeah?
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Yeah, I'll wait.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43It'll whet my appetite, watching you work - getting greased up...
0:23:46 > 0:23:48What's "Project Dagmar"?
0:23:51 > 0:23:54One of your cards fell out of your wallet this morning.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56It was written on the back.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58You couldn't keep your grubby little hands from going
0:23:58 > 0:24:00through my wallet, you mean.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Luke, it fell out...
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Just tell me this is nothing to do with my mum...
0:24:10 > 0:24:12- Drop it.- I'm just asking...
0:24:12 > 0:24:14I'm warning you, drop it.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18If it is to do with my mum, I've a right to know!
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Answer me!
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Don't you ever use that tone with me!
0:24:25 > 0:24:27EVER!
0:24:27 > 0:24:29HE CHOKES
0:24:32 > 0:24:35HE COUGHS
0:24:37 > 0:24:40You know, I don't think this is working.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43We... We've had our fun.
0:24:43 > 0:24:44BEN COUGHS
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Should go our separate ways.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50BEN GASPS
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Luke...
0:25:06 > 0:25:08There you are.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Everything OK?
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Yeah.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22We did talk. We cleared the air.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Good. So, you're back on track?
0:25:29 > 0:25:32He... He made this joke.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37He said, "I'll try not to thump every guy that flirts with ya".
0:25:37 > 0:25:40He makes too many jokes. It's just the way he is.
0:25:40 > 0:25:44Yeah, but then he said I was his.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46I'm going to be his wife, not his possession.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Men get jealous. You know, heated.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Lee used to, didn't he?
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Yeah.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58And I swore to myself I would never be with someone like that again.
0:25:59 > 0:26:03I just thought Woody was different.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06I made him out to be something special, Mr Perfect.
0:26:08 > 0:26:12But deep down he's just a bloke from Watford who thinks
0:26:12 > 0:26:15with his fists every time a punter tries his luck.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18Honestly?
0:26:20 > 0:26:21I ain't doing it.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25I can't marry someone like that.
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Not again.