0:00:27 > 0:00:29He'd better not try and contact me today.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34He won't, will he? I mean, he could.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38Just stop, Ben! All right? Just get the thought out of your head.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41I don't get it. He snapped, you know, just like that.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- FRONT DOOR SHUTS - Lauren!- Hiya.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47- Are you going to work?- Yes.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Um, will Luke be there?
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Yeah, probably.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Luke's dumped him, Lauren.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Cos he found a card in his wallet that said "Project Dagmar"
0:00:55 > 0:00:59- on it and, when he's asked him about it, he went mad. - What are you telling her for?
0:00:59 > 0:01:01- Because...- Dagmar?
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Isn't that... I'm sure that's where Kathy used to work.
0:01:04 > 0:01:09Yeah, exactly. I asked him about it and he got annoyed.
0:01:09 > 0:01:14Annoyed? He throttled you, Ben! I'm telling you, that man is unhinged.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23- We're on the home stretch now, baby.- Mm-hm.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Till someone breaks in and takes the lot.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28- Shirley!- Knowing our luck.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31- Oi, our luck's changed. Ain't that right, L?- Yeah.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34I must admit, I didn't think we were going to manage it, not at first.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Well, you know what has done it? Us lot, all pulling together.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Bit of team work, us against the world.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42We're going to keep the Vic. The developers can go and hang!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Do we know any electricians?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46No. Why?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Loan sharks have cut Karen's electric off and I want to help her.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51- What about Konrad? He does all sorts.- Who's Konrad?
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Oh, that's Mother's Polish admirer.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57I do have admirers! Why did they cut her electric off?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Oh, she got herself into a load of trouble.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Borrowed money from the wrong people. Now they're threatening the kids.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05I'm bringing tonight's karaoke forward. We're going to start it at lunchtime.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Yeah, that's going to go down like a lead balloon.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- SHE SIGHS - Going to get a collection going. She needs 200 quid.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12I'll give Konrad a ring, ask him to go round there.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13- Thank you.- Morning.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14- Morning.- Morning.
0:02:16 > 0:02:17Did you sleep all right?
0:02:17 > 0:02:18Yeah.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- Morning.- Morning.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27Have you got five minutes?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Yeah, it'll have to be a quick five minutes.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Megan, I'm going to need that report on my desk before lunch, please.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Why are we still here? We should be back in the hotel.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47That was amazing, wasn't it?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53No, no, no, no. Not here. We've got to be careful.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Oh! I'm not going to be able to keep my hands off you all day.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Well, you're going to have to.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58I've got a meeting with Luke most of the day.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Yeah. Um, what's Project Dagmar?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Is Tom Cruise in it?
0:03:05 > 0:03:07No! It's something to do with Luke.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Never heard of it. Why?
0:03:09 > 0:03:10OK, so...
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Ben said Luke that went for him when he asked him about it.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15What?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17No, never heard of it.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Come here.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20THEY GIGGLE
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Um... And...that'll be all, Lauren,
0:03:24 > 0:03:27if you could just keep me up-to-date with the...
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- Photographs?- Photographs. - Yeah, of course.- Yeah.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34Um... Do you want the door open or closed?
0:03:34 > 0:03:35Closed.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52You do realise that a birthing pool is loads bigger than that?
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Well, it's all I can get my hands on, innit?
0:03:54 > 0:03:55For a fiver down the market.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02It's a good workout, you know. You want to give it a go? Go on.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04You mean you're tired and you want me to do it? No, thank you.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09So, come on, then. All this is for your new blog, innit?
0:04:09 > 0:04:13- V-log/vlog, cos it's a video.- Yeah.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Yeah? There's no point in doing it
0:04:14 > 0:04:16if my followers can't see it, is there?
0:04:17 > 0:04:20You see, I'm looking into different options for the birth
0:04:20 > 0:04:23cos I don't want to get caught out like I did the last time,
0:04:23 > 0:04:26and it's less traumatic for the baby if it's born in water.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28- How do they know all that? - I don't know.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31And it's better to introduce them to water at the start.
0:04:31 > 0:04:36And who knows? They could be going for gold in...2040.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Don't you want an Olympian for a nephew or niece?
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Think about it.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- TV:- So there is a flipside to living in paradise...
0:04:48 > 0:04:49You all right, babe?
0:04:52 > 0:04:53What have I done now?
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Nothing. I just think we need to talk.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00What we spoke about last night.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Yeah, we talked about it. I thought it's sorted, innit?
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Is it?- Well, yeah. We were cuddling all night.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Look, I've made a mental note.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14I promise to keep my fists to myself in the future, all right?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16It's not just about that.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Look, we talked about this yesterday.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21It's dealt with, you know.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26You know you said that I was yours?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Well, you are mine, and I'm yours.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Unless you want one of them open marriages or something. Do you, eh?
0:05:34 > 0:05:35No, of course not.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38So, what are you saying?
0:05:40 > 0:05:46Nothing. I'm not saying nothing. Just forget it, all right?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49All right. You know your problem? You think too much.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Right, we've got each other. That's all that counts.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57Good girl.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Is everything all right?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13He thinks it's all been dealt with.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Course he does. He's a man.
0:06:17 > 0:06:22He is one of the good ones and he thinks the world of you.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26You just need to mould him into the husband you want him to be.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29You're dwelling on the one negative
0:06:29 > 0:06:31and you're overlooking all the positives.
0:06:37 > 0:06:42We need electricity. I can't cook! It's freezing down there at night.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Have you phoned the council?
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Well, I ain't got a phone. You know, I ain't got anything.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49I was hoping a mate would come and help us out.
0:06:49 > 0:06:50You know Sparky from the Towers?
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- What, the man with the van on bricks?- That's him.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54I heard he died.
0:06:54 > 0:06:59Oh, well, that'll explain why I can't find him. Poor Sparky.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01KNOCK ON DOOR
0:07:01 > 0:07:03That's them! They're back!
0:07:03 > 0:07:04The loan sharks?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06I've got nothing to give them!
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Don't answer the door. They'll go away.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10KNOCK ON DOOR
0:07:10 > 0:07:12- SHIRLEY:- Karen! You in there?
0:07:12 > 0:07:14That don't sound like loan sharks to me.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21What do you want?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Sort you out. Come down and open up.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30I need to speak to Hastings, then we should know more.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Cool. I'll see you in a bit.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33SHE CLEARS THROAT
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Oh, er, Luke. Um, what's Project Dagmar?
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Where did you hear about that?
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Just around. Why, what is it?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47- Nothing to do with you. - Ah, OK, it's just I thought maybe...
0:07:47 > 0:07:50We'll talk about this later... when we're alone.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00I've got a mate coming over later on. Get you reconnected.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01I can't pay him back.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03It's a favour.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- You can pay me back with fags when you get some.- Thank you.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10What were you thinking?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12She was desperate, wasn't she?
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Oh, yeah, we've all been there.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Well, most of us.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16They took Bronson.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18What for?
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Cleared us out of everything they could sell, him included.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25I don't know what I'm going to do without him.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27I'm dreading the boys coming back.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Why don't you get Annie Oakley here, standing guard with her shooter?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33You should call the police.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36What, so they can tell the nasty men off?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38The world don't work like that.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Oh, I see. I'm the woman from the privileged background
0:08:40 > 0:08:42who lives in cloud cuckoo land, am I?
0:08:44 > 0:08:47I take it that these loan sharks aren't FCA-authorised?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49I doubt they're anything authorised.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Well, they're breaking the law, then.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55You need to contact the illegal money lending team.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56The who?
0:08:56 > 0:08:59My friend, Valerie, got herself in trouble one Christmas.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03They dealt with it. They work with the government, with the police.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05She didn't hear from the loan shark again.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Yeah, but I owe them interest and all that, you know?
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Well, if you don't want to do it, that's down to you.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13I know you've got a chequered history with the police,
0:09:13 > 0:09:15but they do come in handy sometimes.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16You know, you should listen to her.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19She knows what she's talking about.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20Well, thank you!
0:09:23 > 0:09:25You know what? You don't need to show me these. I know they're great.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29- You just pick the ones you think are best.- OK.
0:09:29 > 0:09:30Oh!
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Last thing I need right now is four hours stuck in the office with Luke.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Save me!
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Did you see how he acted when you asked him about Dagmar?- Don't you mean...
0:09:37 > 0:09:39AMERICAN ACCENT: ..Project Dagmar?
0:09:39 > 0:09:40I'm being serious, Josh.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Ben seems to think it's something to do with Kathy, and I care about her.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Luke dumped him when he asked him about it.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51No, sorry - he throttled him first, then he dumped him.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Look, Luke's a private person. He keeps things close to his chest.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Just don't antagonise him.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01I don't want him causing problems between us.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Speaking of which, he'll be back in a minute, so...
0:10:03 > 0:10:05..best you get back to your desk.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Hello, and welcome to my channel and pregnancy update.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23First off, let's talk about sore nipples.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- Denise!- Sore nips?
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Look, just film it! Come on!
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Hello, and welcome to my channel and my pregnancy update.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Now, I know what you're thinking.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47What's Krazy Kim doing in a paddling pool?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Well, let me tell you, it is never too early to start
0:10:49 > 0:10:51thinking about the birth.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54So, over the next few weeks, I'll be looking at the different options,
0:10:54 > 0:10:58starting with the birthing tank, aka the birthing pool.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Now, I am a traditional woman,
0:11:03 > 0:11:09and my ideal birth would be with plenty of painkillers.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Now, I'm talking drugs with a chaser of drugs.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16But they say giving birth in water is very natural
0:11:16 > 0:11:19and, for centuries, women all over the wor...
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- Why isn't this recording? - What, you're not filming it?
0:11:22 > 0:11:24No.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27And now I've got to remember everything I just said?
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Look, being spontaneous - that's part of my thing!
0:11:30 > 0:11:32They're not going to be interested in all of this.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Excuse me! I've got nearly 1,000 followers!
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Really?
0:11:36 > 0:11:41Dee, this is it, yeah? I've finally found my calling.
0:11:41 > 0:11:46I am reaching out to those people, those little people.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49I mean, I'm sharing my life with them.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51And if Mother Teresa was still alive today, trust me,
0:11:51 > 0:11:53she would be vlogging like a mad woman.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58So, look, just come on! Just film it for me, please.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59From the start, come on!
0:12:01 > 0:12:03You recording it?
0:12:03 > 0:12:04- Wait.- What?- Yeah.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Hello, and welcome to my channel and pregnancy update.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Megan, can you hold my calls for the rest of the day, please?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Hi.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Hi. Fi, ain't it?
0:12:25 > 0:12:27- Yeah. Lauren?- Yeah.- Josh in?
0:12:27 > 0:12:31Um... He's in a meeting for the rest of the day with his brother.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Is there anything I can help you with?
0:12:33 > 0:12:37No, just some Grafton Hill stuff. I should have made an appointment.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48MICROPHONE FEEDBACK
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- Ow! That hurts!- Sorry, sorry, sorry!- Sort it out.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54- Karaoke at midday? - I know, Stace. L's idea.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56- WOODY: Hello? One, two... - I knew it was somewhere.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Ollie's mobile. I'm going to give it to Stacey for Hope.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- Oh, that's so lovely! Are you sure?- Yeah, course!
0:13:01 > 0:13:03It's been stuck in a cupboard for the best part of a year.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Oh, thanks, Linda!
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Hello? One, two, one... One, two?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10You going to stay and give us a song?
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Er, no, I think I'll pass. See you later.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16Oh, actually, actually, we're having a collection for the Taylors.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18They're in trouble owing money and...
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Well, we've all got money problems.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Look, her kids are being threatened if she don't pay up.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26I might have a couple of quid, but that's all I've got.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Thanks, Stace.
0:13:28 > 0:13:29There you are.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- Oh, Whit.- Yeah? - Is everything all right?
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Yeah, fine.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38- He behaving himself?- Yeah.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40One, two?
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Linda thinks I should focus on all the good things.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45- He's got loads of good things. - One, two, one, two...
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Yeah, I'm sure he does, when he ain't thumping people.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51- See you later.- Bye.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52Hello, Queen Vic!
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Welcome to this afternoon's karaoke,
0:13:55 > 0:13:57and I'm going to kick off with one of my favourite tunes,
0:13:57 > 0:14:01and I'm going to dedicate it to my beautiful fiance, Whitney.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06MUSIC STARTS
0:14:06 > 0:14:07Yeah?
0:14:58 > 0:15:00You got the 2020 projections?
0:15:00 > 0:15:01No.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03You haven't even looked.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05JOSH SIGHS
0:15:05 > 0:15:07I'm sorry. Is there somewhere you'd rather be?
0:15:07 > 0:15:09There's about 1,000 places I'd rather be.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Why do I always get the boring jobs?
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Sophie gets to swank around properties, develop pubs.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15You get all the fancy lunches and perks.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Oh, yeah. Prison's full of perks.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20Projections for what year?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25What year?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27You're an ungrateful brat.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Sitting here in your comfy office,
0:15:29 > 0:15:32doing the job you're not qualified for.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35I see the glasses didn't make you look intelligent, so you've swapped for a beard.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Or is that to make you look manly? Pathetic!
0:15:38 > 0:15:40I haven't finished.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42You've been drifting by, getting away with doing little or no work,
0:15:42 > 0:15:44flirting with your tart out there,
0:15:44 > 0:15:47which I have to say is a great match - Dumb and Dumber.
0:15:47 > 0:15:48Now, you leave Lauren out of this!
0:15:48 > 0:15:51I wish I could, but everywhere I turn she's there.
0:15:51 > 0:15:52That, earlier on -
0:15:52 > 0:15:54calling me out in front of everyone, asking me questions.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58What's the big deal? I only asked cos Lauren said you snapped at Ben over it.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59I will not be questioned!
0:15:59 > 0:16:01I am sick of being questioned!
0:16:01 > 0:16:05Keep your nose out and her quiet, or I will personally muzzle her!
0:16:08 > 0:16:10So this Project Dagmar is something, then?
0:16:10 > 0:16:14You are as annoying now as you were as a little kid!
0:16:14 > 0:16:15Like a fly that needs swatting!
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Luke! Luke!
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Well, he seems to know what he's doing. Well, he's Polish, isn't he?
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Do you think him and Shirley are special friends?
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Just cos you've got to ask for help doesn't mean you're rubbish.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51Accept it. People like to help. Look at me.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Sat up here with you when I could be down with Ted,
0:16:53 > 0:16:56yakking about the price of potatoes.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58This is the highlight of my week, this is.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Tell me what I've got to do again.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04You know I used to sit at the back of the class.
0:17:04 > 0:17:08Well, a bloke from the do-dah team will phone me tomorrow,
0:17:08 > 0:17:11cos you've not got a phone, I'll bring it up to you,
0:17:11 > 0:17:14and you tell him everything, and that's it.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16You've got nothing to worry about.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20Nah, that can't be right! What, it just goes away?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22I ain't got to pay anything?
0:17:22 > 0:17:23It might be just as well to have
0:17:23 > 0:17:26a couple of hundred quid stashed away, just in case.
0:17:26 > 0:17:27There's no hope of that.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30What about Bronson?
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Will I get him back?
0:17:34 > 0:17:38I don't know. Hopefully, when the police get there, he'll be there,
0:17:38 > 0:17:39but I can't say.
0:17:41 > 0:17:42We're on again!
0:17:43 > 0:17:45JOYCE CHUCKLES
0:17:49 > 0:17:51You should still be locked up.
0:17:51 > 0:17:52And you should have been aborted.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Why would you say that?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Don't tell me you're siding with him.
0:17:56 > 0:17:57You could have killed him!
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Yes, I could have, but I didn't, did I?
0:17:59 > 0:18:02He's been talking about a certain project we're undertaking.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04It doesn't concern you.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06You know about it? You know about Project Dagmar?
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Everyone above your pay grade knows.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10What's all the mystery? Why am I always left out of everything?
0:18:10 > 0:18:14- Cos you're as unimportant as your mother was.- Luke!
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Don't play the peacemaker. It really doesn't suit you.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Just keep him out of my way from now on. He needs to learn his place.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21You want to teach me it, then, yeah? Come on, then!
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Stop it, OK?
0:18:23 > 0:18:25You keep your nose out of business that doesn't concern you,
0:18:25 > 0:18:28and you remember that we kept everything going
0:18:28 > 0:18:32while you were having a little holiday at Her Majesty's pleasure.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Keep your girlfriend out of my affairs or I will hurt her.
0:18:36 > 0:18:37That's a promise.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52PHONE RINGS
0:20:07 > 0:20:09I'm going to interview women about their experiences,
0:20:09 > 0:20:14and I'm going to call it Tales From The Delivery Room.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16That sounds like a horror story to me.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Ah, but it's all the gory details!
0:20:18 > 0:20:20You see, that's what my followers want to hear, innit?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22- Really?- Mm.- Is that all 12 of them?
0:20:24 > 0:20:29Yes. Yes, I've had a look online. Nearly 1,000 followers?
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Do me a favour! Kim!
0:20:34 > 0:20:36And it's the comments they leave,
0:20:36 > 0:20:38you know, not to mention the lewd remarks.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Kim, you have to stop this.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Stop? I'm just getting started.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45No, no! I am closing you down.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Once you put that stuff out there, darlin',
0:20:47 > 0:20:51it's out there for everyone to see for years.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53And I'm not having my little niece
0:20:53 > 0:20:56or nephew reading about how you was mocked.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Come on, man! Have some dignity.
0:21:01 > 0:21:02You might have a point.
0:21:04 > 0:21:09Yeah. Now, if you want to update on your pregnancy,
0:21:09 > 0:21:11my ears are always open, all right?
0:21:11 > 0:21:12- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17OK, so, sore nipples, yeah?
0:21:17 > 0:21:20The first time, it weren't so bad but this time, mate,
0:21:20 > 0:21:23they feel like they've got clothes pegs attached to them,
0:21:23 > 0:21:25and I don't mean in a good way, you know.
0:21:31 > 0:21:32Go away.
0:21:33 > 0:21:34What's happened?
0:21:36 > 0:21:38I hate him.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Josh?
0:21:40 > 0:21:41He's tormented me ever since I was born.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45I mean, he's just jealous cos Dad likes to spend time with me.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49OK, calm down. Let me go and get you a coffee.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52No, no, no. I've had enough. I'm not staying here any longer. I'm going home.
0:21:55 > 0:21:56# Boom bang-a-bang-bang
0:21:56 > 0:21:58# I love you
0:21:58 > 0:22:02# Such a lovely feeling
0:22:02 > 0:22:06# When I'm in your arms
0:22:06 > 0:22:08# Don't go away
0:22:08 > 0:22:10# I wanna stay my whole life through
0:22:10 > 0:22:12# Boom bang-a-bang-bang
0:22:12 > 0:22:14# Boom bang-a-bang-bang
0:22:14 > 0:22:16# Boom bang-a-bang-bang
0:22:16 > 0:22:17# I love you! #
0:22:17 > 0:22:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:22 > 0:22:23MICK: She's got a lovely, lovely voice.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26All them flashy customers he sent to the Arches.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28I ain't dealing with them no more.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30This is good now. You're entering the angry phase.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Trying to tell ME how to run MY business!
0:22:33 > 0:22:35It's bang out of order, Ben!
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Why was I even thinking of expanding?
0:22:37 > 0:22:39I'm fine just the way I am.
0:22:39 > 0:22:40You know what you need to do?
0:22:40 > 0:22:42You need to get that app back on your phone,
0:22:42 > 0:22:44and you need to get this man out of your system
0:22:44 > 0:22:46because I'm telling you, if you let him
0:22:46 > 0:22:49worm his way back in, I will never talk to you again, right?
0:22:49 > 0:22:52No-one treats my brother like that. No-one.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Boys? I'm collecting for the Taylors.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Some loan shark's squeezing them
0:22:56 > 0:22:58and threatening the kids if they don't pay up.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Oh, really? How much you after, Lin?
0:23:00 > 0:23:01200.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Here you are. There's 100 quid there.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Jay, that's amazing! Thank you.
0:23:12 > 0:23:13It's all right.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20Well, it's from the Car Lot, innit? Money's coming through soon.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24Right, ladies and gentlemen! Who's up to sing us another song, eh?
0:23:25 > 0:23:26Oh, here we go.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28I've got it.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Moose, what can I get you?
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Look, can we have a word? I'm going back to the barracks...
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Oh, well, whatever you want to say, you can say here.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Are you sure?
0:23:39 > 0:23:40Yeah.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Fair enough.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Look, we've got a name for fellas like Woody Woodpecker in my regiment.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Call them Grenades. One minute he's calm,
0:23:47 > 0:23:49the next minute he's exploding.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Is that right?
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Well, we've got a name for blokes like you round here.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Sharks.
0:23:57 > 0:24:01You know, cos you swim round girls who've already got fellas.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03And the girls, they ain't interested, are they?
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Cos no matter how much gel you slap on your head
0:24:06 > 0:24:07or how much you pluck your eyebrows...
0:24:09 > 0:24:13..or whatever stupid name you want to give yourself...
0:24:13 > 0:24:14Wayne.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Oh, yeah, I know, cos Lee told me.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20We had a right laugh about that.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Talking of Lee, it's funny, ain't it?
0:24:23 > 0:24:28How you only ever turn up out the blue to talk about my divorce.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Trying to catch me at a low point, are you?
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Well, I'm telling you -
0:24:32 > 0:24:35and anyone else who might be listening - I think your views
0:24:35 > 0:24:38on women ain't that far off the Taliban you've been fighting.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42- That's a bit steep. - Yeah, it might be, but it's true.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44See, I'm not some poor, defenceless little girl.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47I ain't waiting for my hero.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49I am no-one's possession. Nobody owns me, right?
0:24:51 > 0:24:53So I suggest you march back to camp...
0:24:55 > 0:24:56..Wayne.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Yeah, all right. All right, I'll go.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04You know, you've never looked sexier than you do now, Whit.
0:25:04 > 0:25:05Mick.
0:25:06 > 0:25:07THAT was amazing.
0:25:15 > 0:25:16Happy now?
0:25:33 > 0:25:36- You've got to sort your temper out. - Just keep him away from me.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05I'm not baby-sitting him. You have to trust him.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07I don't. Since when did you become so soft?
0:26:15 > 0:26:17It's only Linda from the pub.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Hello. Hi.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Sorry, the flat's a mess.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Is it? I hadn't noticed.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Oh, I see you've got the electric back on.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Yeah, Shirley's mate sorted us out.
0:26:30 > 0:26:31Good, good. Um...
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Well, the thing is, we want you to have this.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40There's more than enough in there.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44We had a collection at the Vic. People were very generous.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46What for? No, I don't want no charity!
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Everyone's concerned for you.
0:26:48 > 0:26:53No. No, thanks and all that, but I can't pay you back.
0:26:53 > 0:26:57If it was a collection, no-one will expect you to pay it back.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59No-one's ever done anything like this for us before.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01- DOOR OPENS KEANU:- Mum! Mum!
0:27:01 > 0:27:05- I was just walking about. He was in the park.- Bronson!
0:27:05 > 0:27:06He must have gave them blokes the slip.
0:27:06 > 0:27:10Hello, you! Come here! Come to Mummy, you!
0:27:10 > 0:27:11Oh!