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0:00:31 > 0:00:32Come here.

0:00:33 > 0:00:34What's got into you?

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Don't know. I like a bit of danger.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38HORN HONKS

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Someone's the new favourite.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Not seen him in ages, but he's due back this morning.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Looking forward to it.

0:01:01 > 0:01:02Mm. Yeah, you and me both.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05Everything OK?

0:01:05 > 0:01:09Yeah, yeah. Can you just tell him that I won't be in work today?

0:01:09 > 0:01:13And I really need to talk to him, so I'll be in the caff.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16OK, but it might not be straight away.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Mm.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20OK, see you later.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27There's no need for all that, all right? I'll talk to her.

0:01:27 > 0:01:28Well, I'll be done by 12.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32Let's meet again here, and we'll see what there is or isn't need for.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34I have every faith in you, Maxwell.

0:01:45 > 0:01:46- Everything OK? - Yeah.

0:01:59 > 0:02:00- Oi! - What?

0:02:00 > 0:02:02- Did you nick a quid from my jeans? - No.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04- Yes, you have! - I haven't even been in your room!

0:02:04 > 0:02:06What? Did the tooth fairy take it, then?

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Might have, you used to nick my tooth money.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11- Just give it back, you little tramp! - I ain't got it! Get off, Keegan!

0:02:11 > 0:02:13- You sh... - Get off!- Oi!

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Yeah?

0:02:15 > 0:02:18- Thought I recognised the voice. - Yeah, well, do you?

0:02:18 > 0:02:21- No. - Where you going?!

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Must have been some other squeaky little git's voice I heard.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27- You what? - Just kidding you.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30- That your sister? - Who's asking?

0:02:30 > 0:02:32What are you so angry at?

0:02:32 > 0:02:34A quid?

0:02:34 > 0:02:37That was a rhetorical question. Frankly, I don't give a monkey's,

0:02:37 > 0:02:40it's just that you ruined the best part of my cigar.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Bit of advice -

0:02:48 > 0:02:51showing your feelings make you weak.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Showing anger, weaker still.

0:02:55 > 0:03:00Hide your anger, and people don't know what you're thinking. Got it?

0:03:03 > 0:03:05And that's a bit of advice worth a quid.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13- KNOCK AT DOOR - Come in.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16- You all right, Ian?- Yeah. - Need to speak to Lauren.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Well, she's not here. She told me she had a day off.

0:03:19 > 0:03:20Where is she?

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Well, she's gone out. Just calm down, Max.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Sorry. Have you seen her?

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Well, she went out about as wound up as you are now.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28If you do catch up with her, though, tell her that I'm fine

0:03:28 > 0:03:31looking after the little one, OK? And to enjoy her day off.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33And if I was you, I'd have a day off as well.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Yeah, yeah. See you later.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Goodbye, Grandad Max.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40LAUREN ON VOICEMAIL: Sorry I didn't get to my phone in time.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Leave a message. Make it a good one.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47PHONE RINGS

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Josh, it's me, again. Can you call me back, please?

0:03:59 > 0:04:02I thought we were on the same side. I do...

0:04:02 > 0:04:03I don't know what to do.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06Look, just call me back.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35- How long you been waiting? - Ages.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Oh, I forgot to tell you, the element's gone.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39I'll pick up a new one on the way home.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41I wish I hadn't told you.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Might still have been here when I got back!

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Look, Phil, why don't you make yourself useful, huh?

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Put some batteries in that massage ball.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53Maybe we could use it when I get back, mm?

0:04:53 > 0:04:54- See you in a bit. - Yeah.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03PHIL SIGHS

0:05:03 > 0:05:05- Morning. - Morning.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Yeah, go on, mate.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Let me go somewhere a bit more private.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Yeah, go on.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21PHIL SIGHS

0:05:21 > 0:05:23DOORBELL RINGS

0:05:25 > 0:05:26Hallelujah.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36PHIL CHUCKLES

0:05:36 > 0:05:38No!

0:05:38 > 0:05:39As I live and breathe.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Not in bother, am I?

0:05:43 > 0:05:48Now, that hurts, Philip. Would I come if you were in a bit of bother?

0:05:48 > 0:05:52No, I'd pay some other mug to come and deal with you.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Good to see you.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Come in, and sit down, old man, before you fall down.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Less of the "old man".

0:06:06 > 0:06:08I thought you were at school.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Er, no, it's inset day.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Oh. Er, what are your plans?

0:06:26 > 0:06:29Here.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Go and see a film. Treat yourself.

0:06:32 > 0:06:33What, on my own?

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Take someone else.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37That's not enough.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Well, spend some time on your own, then.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41I need you out from under my feet.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Why? What are you doing?

0:06:43 > 0:06:45I need to, erm...

0:06:45 > 0:06:46..tidy up.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Ooh!

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Max? Max?

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Max!

0:06:57 > 0:06:59You all right? Just right in the middle of something.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01I'll give you a call later, yeah?

0:07:06 > 0:07:09- You're winding me up. - I swear, not a drop in the house.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12So what are we going to drink? Green tea?

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Well, ain't even got a kettle till the missus gets back.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18I've, er...

0:07:18 > 0:07:20- I've got pop. - Pop?

0:07:20 > 0:07:23MASSAGE BALL VIBRATES Yeah, fizzy pop.

0:07:23 > 0:07:24JP CHUCKLES

0:07:24 > 0:07:27If you haven't got one of those curly straws, I am not interested.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32There we go.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Oh, I don't know. Cherryade!

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Brilliant, I haven't seen that since school days.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Cheers.

0:07:43 > 0:07:44Cheers.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45I was in the neighbourhood.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49I thought I'd visit an old pad-mate.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51It's only taken you 12 years.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Well, it takes two to stay in touch.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55How's the missus?

0:07:55 > 0:07:57There's the thing.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01She left me for a younger model,

0:08:01 > 0:08:04- with half me money. - Sorry to hear that.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06So was he when I sent a couple of mugs around to deal with him.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08DOOR CLOSES

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Apparently, he was lucky he was wearing tight trousers,

0:08:10 > 0:08:12- or it would've been everywhere. - THEY CHUCKLE

0:08:12 > 0:08:16You all right? This is JP. Aidan.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18- This is Sharon, my missus. - Hi.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Ah, very pleased to meet you, Sharon.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Phil's being a bit cagey, but I know women,

0:08:23 > 0:08:26and it's best to be honest straight up front.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Phil and I shared a cell together,

0:08:29 > 0:08:32for some wonderful months, back in the bad old days.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Right. Well, it's lovely to meet you, too.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Could I interest you in some cherryade?

0:08:41 > 0:08:44No, I'm going to test out my new kettle.

0:08:49 > 0:08:50What are you looking at?

0:08:50 > 0:08:52I just saved you 20 difficult questions.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56You can thank me later.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Yes, love?

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Hello?!

0:09:06 > 0:09:07Oh, sorry.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10- We back in the room?- Yeah, could I just get this, please?

0:09:12 > 0:09:13What's so interesting?

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Huh?

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Oh, nothing much.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Just some prince bloke marrying some actress.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21- What?! Harry and Meghan?!- Oi!

0:09:21 > 0:09:23"Nothing much".

0:09:23 > 0:09:24You kids.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Ohhh.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28- My phone...?- Yeah, it's on the house.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Hiya. That's 60 pence, please.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42- This is my money. Mum gave it to me. - Nah, it's fine.

0:09:42 > 0:09:43Probably Chatham or Riley took it.

0:09:45 > 0:09:4760p?

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Don't want it. Here.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59You all right, Honey? You ain't seen Lauren today, have you?

0:09:59 > 0:10:04- Not today, no. - PHONE RINGS

0:10:04 > 0:10:05You all right, Carmel?

0:10:05 > 0:10:09Is everything OK? You seemed worried this morning.

0:10:09 > 0:10:13No. Yeah, it's fine. It's nothing serious, just a bit of family stuff.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17Oh. Is that why Lauren came round earlier?

0:10:17 > 0:10:18- Did she?- Yeah.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Er, did she tell you anything?

0:10:38 > 0:10:39What are you doing here?

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Very annoying knocking from the steering.

0:10:44 > 0:10:45So many potholes around here,

0:10:45 > 0:10:47I think the council are working for you.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49You come highly recommended, all the same.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53I don't want to do myself out of work...

0:10:53 > 0:10:57I was just telling this gent, you're supposed to go to the dealersh...

0:10:59 > 0:11:01- This recommendation? - Yes?

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Didn't happen to be your son, did it?

0:11:03 > 0:11:07Oh, he speaks very highly of you. He's telling everyone.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Oh, so sorry to hear it didn't work out,

0:11:10 > 0:11:14but he's throwing you a bone or two still, so maybe there's hope.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Tell him I don't need his charity.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Your tyres are fine.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21No charge.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24There was I, thinking times were hard for small businesses.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Just tell him!

0:11:33 > 0:11:36Kathy, can I get another coffee, please?

0:11:36 > 0:11:37You want to be careful.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39I'll be pulling you off the ceiling with all this caffeine.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42Yeah, no chance of that - not slept.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Well, you know what toddlers are like.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47I'll tell you what, I'll put another shot in, on the house.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Lauren?

0:11:49 > 0:11:50Oi, Lauren. You all right?

0:11:50 > 0:11:53I got some kiddie's t-shirts, and I reckon you'll like them.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Do a little special discount, yeah?

0:11:55 > 0:12:00- Oh, yeah. OK, I'll come and have a look. Cheers, Kush.- All right.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02- You all right? - Where have you been?

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Listen, you didn't say anything, did you?

0:12:08 > 0:12:10To Carmel about the Square, or Weylands?

0:12:10 > 0:12:11So you knew about that?

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Listen, you haven't told anyone else about what you saw?

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Just Josh, who I thought would keep quiet, but clearly not.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29- Lauren, you need to delete that. - No chance!

0:12:29 > 0:12:31- Can I get a sausage sandwich, please?- Yeah.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37That photo's illegal, all right? That's industrial espionage.

0:12:37 > 0:12:38We could both lose our jobs.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Did you know, Dad?

0:12:40 > 0:12:44Did you know that they are planning to destroy the whole Square?

0:12:46 > 0:12:48All right, come on, come with me.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Come on, I want to show you something.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Yeah, scrap that, Kath. Sorry.

0:13:00 > 0:13:01Lovely!

0:13:07 > 0:13:08Saves me a job.

0:13:09 > 0:13:10What?

0:13:10 > 0:13:14- Oh, sorry, Mick. I'm... - You expecting trouble?

0:13:15 > 0:13:19- Go on. - Er, I, er...

0:13:19 > 0:13:21..got offered a bar in Malaga.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Well, I can see why you're miserable, you know,

0:13:23 > 0:13:27someone making an offer like that. That's terrible, innit?

0:13:27 > 0:13:30No, the job's great, obviously, but, erm...

0:13:30 > 0:13:32..I'd have to leave straight away.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Ah. Whitney.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Yeah, Whitney.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39You all right, Mick?

0:13:39 > 0:13:40You're starting early, ain't you?

0:13:40 > 0:13:43Er, no, no, no. Got a bit of a weird request.

0:13:45 > 0:13:46Can me and my dad go to the roof?

0:13:48 > 0:13:50It is a weird request, innit? Why?

0:13:50 > 0:13:54Er, nothing, no. Just do a little recce for Santa.

0:13:55 > 0:13:56We won't be long. Please?

0:13:56 > 0:14:00Go on. And don't come flying off, I have just cleaned the pavement.

0:14:06 > 0:14:07What are they doing?

0:14:07 > 0:14:09I'm going to go and change the old khazi rolls.

0:14:09 > 0:14:10Quilted, it's cost me a bomb.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13I don't want them wiping their bottle on that. Cor!

0:14:16 > 0:14:17Is it me?

0:14:20 > 0:14:21Come sit down with me, babe.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23I've got to tell you something.

0:14:23 > 0:14:28Some halfwit trips the guard, he goes crashing into Phil,

0:14:28 > 0:14:31who thinks he's being mugged, and all hell breaks loose.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34ALL LAUGH

0:14:34 > 0:14:37The best bit is they have to apologise to Phil

0:14:37 > 0:14:39when they look back at the CCTV.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Worst apology I've ever heard!

0:14:42 > 0:14:44You make it sound like fun!

0:14:44 > 0:14:47No, it's boring, innit? Prison stories.

0:14:47 > 0:14:51Ah, you know us blokes, Sharon, we like to put a spin on everything.

0:14:51 > 0:14:55But that man of yours, he was like a rock to me in prison.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58There are days in there, you know,

0:14:58 > 0:15:00and we all had them, when you just...

0:15:02 > 0:15:05You just don't see the point in going on.

0:15:05 > 0:15:09You remember the night I came to you and woke you up?

0:15:09 > 0:15:12I was like a ghost. I was finished.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17I had tears in me eyes. I said, "I want to do myself in, Phil.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23"I want to smash me head against these walls,

0:15:23 > 0:15:25"until there's nothing left of me."

0:15:27 > 0:15:33I missed me wife, I missed me privacy, I just...

0:15:33 > 0:15:35..thought there was nothing left of me.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39And you know what he said? God bless him.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42He leaned in to me, and he said...

0:15:44 > 0:15:46.."Can I have your radio?"

0:15:51 > 0:15:54You had me going then!

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Do you want a top up?

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Oh, God, no, no, no.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00- If I'm going to be up all night, it has to be worth it.- All right.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07You're loving this, ain't you?

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Do you remember what you did say?

0:16:12 > 0:16:17You said, "It's dark, and things are always worse in the dark".

0:16:22 > 0:16:26I'd better be going. It's great seeing you,

0:16:26 > 0:16:29but I hate saying goodbye.

0:16:29 > 0:16:34But maybe just show me to the door, and I'll see you again soon.

0:16:35 > 0:16:36Why are you in Walford, JP?

0:16:39 > 0:16:41JP SIGHS

0:16:42 > 0:16:44I'll see you soon.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01I'll never forgot those words, Philip.

0:17:01 > 0:17:02Never.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16I don't like it up here.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19It's important, Lauren.

0:17:19 > 0:17:20Reminds me of Bradley.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25So, what are you planning on doing?

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Go public?

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Go public! You're not WikiLeaks.

0:17:31 > 0:17:32Don't laugh at me, Dad.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Sorry, Lauren. It's just complicated.

0:17:35 > 0:17:39What? You're buying out all the businesses so that you can

0:17:39 > 0:17:42level it out and put flats on it. It's quite straightforward.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45No, they're proposing to. There's a big difference.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48Why are you helping them?

0:17:48 > 0:17:49This is where we live!

0:17:51 > 0:17:52You take a look down there.

0:17:53 > 0:17:54What do you see, Lauren?

0:17:56 > 0:18:00Houses, shops, the market.

0:18:00 > 0:18:01Yeah, well, I see the past.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08What about all the bad things that have happened here?

0:18:08 > 0:18:09Bradley, Steven.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14What, so no market?

0:18:16 > 0:18:19No place for Grandma Dot? No allotments?

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Dad, this isn't right.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28Look, it was meant to be a surprise, me bringing you up here.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Yeah?

0:18:32 > 0:18:38Penthouse suite, third floor, underground parking,

0:18:38 > 0:18:41open plan, state of the art, all the bells and whistles.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Could be ours.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47You, me, Louie, Abi if she sorts herself out.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49I mean, Weylands have offered me a massive discount, Lauren,

0:18:49 > 0:18:51- absolutely massive. - LAUREN SCOFFS

0:18:51 > 0:18:56We're sitting pretty in the future, not stuck in the past in this place.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Look, the world turns, Lauren.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Listen, everyone's going to do well out of this.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03I wouldn't be involved if I didn't think that.

0:19:03 > 0:19:07All right, yeah, Weylands ARE going to make some money,

0:19:07 > 0:19:11and some people are going to have to be rehoused, happens all the time,

0:19:11 > 0:19:14but I promise you, all right, it's all going to be much better for it.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20You know what I have always wanted?

0:19:21 > 0:19:24One of them taps - you've got the hot and the cold together.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27It's like a little mini-waterfall, you know?

0:19:27 > 0:19:30And then there's another tap - boiling water straight away

0:19:30 > 0:19:32for your teas and coffees.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34LAUREN CHUCKLES

0:19:34 > 0:19:36It's yours.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41It's cold up here, innit?

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Yeah.

0:19:43 > 0:19:44Shall we get back down?

0:19:45 > 0:19:49Listen, don't say anything about this until it's definite, yeah?

0:19:50 > 0:19:52OK.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Are you lost, old man?

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Oh, planning my escape route.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Like a cat, I need to know all the exit points.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19And how's the angriest kid in Walford?

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Calm.

0:20:22 > 0:20:23Here.

0:20:26 > 0:20:27A quid?

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Thanks. I'll spend it wisely.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Come on, Whit, can we talk about it? I ain't even said yes yet.

0:20:44 > 0:20:45Moose again?

0:20:45 > 0:20:48No, Woody's got a job in Spain, starting ASAP.

0:20:48 > 0:20:52Whitney's got the hump cos she thinks he's going to leave her.

0:20:52 > 0:20:53Whit, please.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Right, I'm just going to sit here until you come out, then.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Psst!

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Have you got an apartment with this job?

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Yeah, yeah. They call them pensions.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10I don't care what they call them. Is there room enough for two?

0:21:12 > 0:21:13Whit...

0:21:13 > 0:21:16..look, you ain't really given me a chance to say or anything,

0:21:16 > 0:21:17but, erm...

0:21:21 > 0:21:22..I want you to come with me.

0:21:24 > 0:21:25DOOR OPENS

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Come here.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Yeah?

0:21:37 > 0:21:39WHITNEY CHUCKLES

0:21:43 > 0:21:44Stick the kettle on.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50Where do you want it? There? Like that?

0:21:50 > 0:21:53- Yeah? - There.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56- Yeah. - I can't do it.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59Uh-oh, busted.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01He loves his bricks.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04Yeah, and, to be honest, so do I.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08Go on, you go out, enjoy your day off, I'm quite happy here with him.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11Oh, did you catch up with your dad?

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Yeah, everything all right?

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Yeah, yeah, turned out to be nothing.

0:22:15 > 0:22:16Oh, really?

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Could've fooled me, the way he was with this little one here.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21But, then again, that's your dad, isn't it?

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Once he puts his mind to something, he just commits, and he just gets...

0:22:24 > 0:22:27Doesn't see anyone else, he just gets tunnel vision.

0:22:30 > 0:22:34Ian, can you imagine living anywhere else but Walford?

0:22:36 > 0:22:37Thinking of moving away?

0:22:37 > 0:22:41No, just wondering, do you even still like it round here?

0:22:41 > 0:22:43IAN CHUCKLES

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Well, it's seen better days.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48I mean, me and Jane were thinking of moving away, but...

0:22:48 > 0:22:52Look, I know it's a dump, but it's home,

0:22:52 > 0:22:54and we cling to that, don't we?

0:23:00 > 0:23:04Right. Well, I'll go get him some grapes, then, yeah?

0:23:04 > 0:23:07Yeah, Mummy get you some grapes? Yeah?

0:23:07 > 0:23:11- What's that?- What's that? I don't know what he's called.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13- Fish man?- Yeah.- Fish man.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Put it up here.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18Put it up here, OK. So is that his hat?

0:23:18 > 0:23:19- Yes. - Yeah, is it?

0:23:36 > 0:23:41Here, Lauren, come here, look. Check these out, hot off the press.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43- Eh? - Very East End.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46- What do you reckon? - Oh, that is cute.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Innit, eh? £6 each, or two for a tenner, all right?

0:23:48 > 0:23:51And that is mate's rates, cos they're a tenner each on the stall.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53- Yeah? - Don't put yourself out.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55No, I'm still making a little bit of a profit.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57Nobody's that generous, are they?

0:23:57 > 0:23:59- Mm? - Yeah, go on, then.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Yes, all right. Well, you just bring him over

0:24:01 > 0:24:05if they don't fit, all right? Cos I have got plenty of sizes.

0:24:05 > 0:24:06Here we are.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09- Thank you. - Thank YOU.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Hi, can I get some grapes as well, please?

0:24:14 > 0:24:17- Hey. - Hiya.

0:24:17 > 0:24:21- Guess what? - What?

0:24:21 > 0:24:23I'm moving to Malaga with Woody!

0:24:23 > 0:24:25It's not permanent, I couldn't go for good.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29- I'm really happy for you. - Thanks.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32I've gotta go and get some other bits,

0:24:32 > 0:24:34but I will pop over later, all right?

0:24:34 > 0:24:35- Yeah. - OK.

0:25:14 > 0:25:17Timekeeping skills - ten out of ten.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20How are you at convincing your daughter?

0:25:20 > 0:25:23- Yeah, she's convinced. - Very good.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25I have trouble persuading my children to do anything.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27What's your secret?

0:25:27 > 0:25:30Well, she takes after me. I just appeal to her nature.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33One difficulty with this conversation.

0:25:33 > 0:25:34What's that?

0:25:34 > 0:25:37She's charging towards us with a face like thunder.

0:25:40 > 0:25:41Done it again, ain't you?

0:25:41 > 0:25:44Trying to talk your way out of it? Well, I'm not buying it this time.

0:25:44 > 0:25:48WE might do well, but I've got friends that live round here.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51Louie's got family! What, you going to look after them,

0:25:51 > 0:25:53- are you?- Lauren, please... - You going to look after Ian?

0:25:53 > 0:25:56This is where I live! This is my home!

0:25:56 > 0:26:00I'd have thought Lauren would have been your first point of call, Max.

0:26:00 > 0:26:01Telling her the good news.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06James. Lovely to meet you.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09I hope it's not too old-fashioned to mention

0:26:09 > 0:26:11what a beautiful young woman you are.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Who's this?

0:26:15 > 0:26:18The Albert Square project has been shut down.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20The investors were slightly more shrewd

0:26:20 > 0:26:21than they've been given credit for.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24It seems they've done their homework.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27Hundreds of years of tunnel building, sewer systems,

0:26:27 > 0:26:29underground trains, and so on.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32The risk was too high, the potential profit too small.

0:26:34 > 0:26:39Weylands move on to plan B. Do you know the Barking Dockside?

0:26:41 > 0:26:43No residents to displace.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46Oh, lots more red tape to circumnavigate,

0:26:46 > 0:26:50but we will endeavour. It's the Weylands way.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52So, you're not going to change this place?

0:26:52 > 0:26:54Oh, we might help it along with a face-lift on a few properties,

0:26:54 > 0:26:59but the full transformation is beyond us.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02Yeah, that's how business goes sometimes.

0:27:02 > 0:27:06But, please, Lauren, dear, know that your job is there if you want it.

0:27:06 > 0:27:10Although I beg you to keep those initial plans between us.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13Communities like these have a horrid way of over-reacting

0:27:13 > 0:27:14over nothing at all.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19Maybe you should delete that photo, Lauren.

0:27:19 > 0:27:23Oh, yes, please, we've trashed that thing already.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25Could do without it appearing again!

0:27:34 > 0:27:36Sorry for over-reacting.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43All worked out. At least we kept our jobs.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46Right, better go get Louie. Been with Ian all day.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48See you.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57We live in a post-truth society, Maxwell.

0:27:58 > 0:28:01Say it convincingly enough, and they will buy into it.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06Nice girl. Let's make sure she stays on message.

0:28:08 > 0:28:11Because naughty girls go over my knee.