0:00:26 > 0:00:29You know what you are, don't you, Mick Carter?
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Oh, what's that now?
0:00:31 > 0:00:33A dirty, rotten...
0:00:34 > 0:00:38..cheat! No-one rolled that many sixes in a row!
0:00:38 > 0:00:43Unless they've got the magic touch. And I think that you well know...
0:00:43 > 0:00:45LINDA LAUGHS
0:00:46 > 0:00:48My eyelashes hurt.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51If you will drink sangria like it's going out of fashion!
0:00:51 > 0:00:55- Is the bathroom free? - I'd give it five minutes.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Or maybe ten.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Oh!
0:00:59 > 0:01:01I feel like I'm going to die.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05- Well, you can't, can you? Not today.- Why not?
0:01:05 > 0:01:07You know why.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09You know, don't you?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11What's the matter with your face?
0:01:11 > 0:01:15I'm renewing my wedding vows, you string! I told you this last night.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18I'm going to ask her today. I need to sort a few things out.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21- I need you to hold the fort. - I can't even hold my breath!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- I'm begging you, Mother! - You only got married two years ago.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27- So?- It's not like an Oyster card.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29What ain't?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Please don't tell me you've been playing this.- Yes.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43- We need more air freshener. - Anyone heard from Whit yet?
0:01:43 > 0:01:47I expect she's too busy rubbing factor 50 into Woody's white bits.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51She takes after her Auntie Kat, the gob on her.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55- You sure she didn't keep you up all night?- No.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59- I weren't really sleeping anyway. - Whit, you've had a lucky escape.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Listen, as soon as I get through to Bianca, I'm going to be out of your hair, all right?
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- Do you want to go to Milton Keynes? - Well, it ain't Malaga.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09But at least no-one there knows my fiance dumped me.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- Right, get dressed. We're going for breakfast.- What? No.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Stace, I'm not hungry.- I don't care. You've got to face them sooner or later.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22- That'll sort you right out. - Well, I think it's a great idea.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24That's why you're my favourite child.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26How much is this second wedding going to knock us back?
0:02:26 > 0:02:30Because we're down to the bones on our backsides, in case you hadn't noticed.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- Well, it ain't all about money, though, is it, Mother?- What ain't?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38A waterbed. I want one.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- Who has a waterbed these days?! - Yeah, I know.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45- They went out of fashion with the old yuppies, didn't they?- No!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47It's medicinal. I've got a bad back.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50What's wrong with a couple of cushions? Anyway, we can't afford to splash out.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54- Every penny has to go towards that 50K.- Well, we're not that far off.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Well, we'll see. I'm going to make a start on them books today.
0:02:56 > 0:03:02What? Oh, you can't because my mother's volunteered.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03- Ain't you?- I don't think so!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06She loves all that maths stuff.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Yeah, two from the bottom, three from the top, and one big one!
0:03:09 > 0:03:14Yeah, that's right. So, er, Linda, I would like you to go up West and go and relax
0:03:14 > 0:03:17and go and get yourself something nice.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Few quid ain't going to make a difference, is it?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Are you going to tell me what's really going on?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26I've got a surprise for you and I want you out of the way, all right?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- Is that good enough for you? - Oh, a surprise!
0:03:29 > 0:03:32I suppose I could do with a nice, new sparkly top for Christmas.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36- Nothing too expensive, but I've got to look good for the punters. - Lovely!
0:03:36 > 0:03:40And maybe, when I get back, I'll have a little surprise for you.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Oh, yeah?
0:03:42 > 0:03:43Mm-hm.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45How about a rematch?
0:03:45 > 0:03:47See? Now, I don't want you to go.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Ha-ha! Well, I'll be back soon.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Right, we're on.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56So, get that down you. Go on.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00There we go.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Oh...
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Told you, spas are for blokes and all.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14They're doing 20% off a back, crack and sack today.
0:04:14 > 0:04:19I'm serious. You need to open yourself up to all possibilities.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Relax, look after yourself, mind and body.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23If I wanted to ponce around in a dressing gown,
0:04:23 > 0:04:25I'd do it in here for free.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Well, you never know. You might make new friends.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Not the kind that come with a criminal record.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35- Father Ted popping around again, is he?- JP?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37I thought his name was Aidan.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Well, it is. It's a nickname.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42- Funny him turning up after all this time.- Yeah.
0:04:42 > 0:04:47Well, he heard I've been ill and wanted to see me before I snuff it.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50- I take it you're not keen.- He's a bit full of himself, if you ask me.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Well, he always was,
0:04:52 > 0:04:55but I could have been banged up with a lot worse.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58What was he inside for? Actually, I don't want to know.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Right, I'm going to take Denny to school.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03You can make an appointment. You'll feel like a new man.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Is that what you want, is it?
0:05:05 > 0:05:07- A new man?- Don't tempt me.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Denny? You ready?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28MOBILE BUZZES
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Two teas, when you're ready, Kath.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35- There was a mix-up with the flights. - So, how come Woody's not here?
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Woody's was fine.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41- Yeah, I booked the wrong date. - So, he went on without you?
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Well, he's got a job out there, so...
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- What, you going to join him later, then?- Yeah.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54And if you believe that... KATHY CHUCKLES
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- There you go.- You remember the days before these yokes
0:05:57 > 0:06:01- killed off the art of conversation? - Vaguely, yeah.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Can I get you something to eat?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Ooh, I could chew the leg off a scabby donkey.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08But I'm watching my weight.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11So I couldn't tempt you with a sausage sandwich, then?
0:06:11 > 0:06:12I'm sure you could.
0:06:17 > 0:06:22- So, tell me more. The silver fox over there.- What about him?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Well, I haven't seen him round here before and, trust me,
0:06:24 > 0:06:26I would have noticed.
0:06:26 > 0:06:31- Er, you are spoken for! - Ha-ha, this is true!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Can I have a coffee, please, Kath?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Um, hi, darling.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Um, you're not avoiding me, are you?
0:06:43 > 0:06:47I hope I haven't scared you off with my little...proposition.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Call me... Call me when you can, yeah?
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- There you go.- Where did you find it?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01It was just under the bed.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04It was my mum's.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06So, are you excited?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Er, yeah.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Yeah, I am, actually. I can't wait.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Yeah, tonight's the night. The plan finally comes together.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16MOBILE RINGS
0:07:16 > 0:07:18It's Carmel. Again.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22- The thought of you and her shacked up together...- What?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- It's funny, is it?- A little bit!
0:07:25 > 0:07:29But we're doing this for us, you and me.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30No-one else matters.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32You and me.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35I've been thinking about you and me a lot lately.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Bigger picture, Max.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42- Listen, I've got something I'm going to ask you later.- Oh, yeah?
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Keep her sweet until tonight.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47- I'll see you.- See you later.
0:08:01 > 0:08:07Yeah, very good. And, then, in the land of...fairies and all that,
0:08:07 > 0:08:11there was a beautiful flower called Mummy.
0:08:11 > 0:08:18- Babe?- And one night, the flower was visited by a very special seed,
0:08:18 > 0:08:22called Daddy.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- And this seed flew all the way up into the Mummy flower...- Yeah!
0:08:27 > 0:08:30We're going to... Babe, no, that's... We don't need that.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33I am teaching our daughter the miracle of life.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36No, you're messing up her head with seeds flying up and...
0:08:36 > 0:08:39It is very important to prepare the older
0:08:39 > 0:08:41sibling for the arrival of the new baby.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Yeah, but babe's going to be fine.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45You're going to be chill, aren't you, babe?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- Hm.- Yeah.- Here you go.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- What's this?- My birth plan.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51You need to know it inside out.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55- As it were.- You've got nine months.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57You're a slow reader, Vincent.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- OK, but later, yeah? - Vincent!- No, I'm busy.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02- I've got...- Busy?
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Forget it.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06OK.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11OK! I'm... Let's look at it.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14DISHES CLATTER
0:09:14 > 0:09:16CUPBOARD DOOR SLAMS
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Right, here you go. A little drink in there for you.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Tell Joey the Wig I owe him.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27All right? Go on. Mind how you go.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Ho-ho!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Get on this, look! Rose Gold. Class, isn't it?
0:09:33 > 0:09:37- Why didn't you get her a ring? - Cos that's what I got her last time.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- She's going to love it.- Looks like it's come out of a cracker.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Done them books yet, have you?
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Can you give me a hand? I'm going boss-eyed, sitting here.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- I would, but I've got to go and get this engraved.- What with?
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- Something poetic.- Made in China.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53You got no soul, you.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Honestly, heart of stone.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02- Cup of tea.- £1.20, please.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Keep the change.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Thank you. Should have had that sausage sandwich, you know?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Beats a scabby donkey, hands down.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Next time.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18- You've got mates, got a job.- Yeah, they threw me the leaving party.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Oh, Whit. In a couple of weeks, they'll all be gossiping about someone else.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24I've got to get going. B's expecting me.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30I don't suppose you've seen Max this morning, have you?
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Have you tried the Vic roof?
0:10:32 > 0:10:33- What?!- Oh, nothing.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36MOBILE RINGS
0:10:36 > 0:10:38That'll be him. Speak of the devil, eh?
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Hello?
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Yes.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46This is Carmel Kazemi speaking.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50Right.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Now?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54OK.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57I'll be right there.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01So, the old boy's in the coffin, right?
0:11:01 > 0:11:04And the daughter's giving me grief and she says to me,
0:11:04 > 0:11:07"You haven't put his glasses on." I said, "He's dead, love.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10"He ain't going to be watching telly any time soon." You know what I mean?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13People are funny about stuff like that, though, ain't they?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15HORN TOOTS Coming!
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Wow-wee!
0:11:27 > 0:11:29See? I'm not avoiding you.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33You gave me such a fright.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- Um...- I'm sorry, Carmel.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43I just needed a bit of time to think, that's all.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- Yeah, about us moving in together. - Er...
0:11:46 > 0:11:49It's a big step and I've screwed it up a couple of times before.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52- Look, Max, I, um... - What, you change your mind?
0:11:52 > 0:11:54No, it's just I... Um...
0:11:54 > 0:11:57I really can't talk about this right now. I've got to get changed.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00It's all right. It's all right. Breathe.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Yeah, I've... I've been summoned by the council.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06I've got to go there right now.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- About what?- I don't know.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13There's been some developments in the investigation, or something.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15What does that mean?
0:12:15 > 0:12:17I don't know. It's not going to mean anything, is it?
0:12:17 > 0:12:20You didn't hear the snotty cow on the other end of the phone.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24I mean, what if...? What if they think I've leaked those documents?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Yeah, but you didn't, did you?
0:12:26 > 0:12:29I'll never get another job.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33- Look, I... You can let yourself out, can't you?- Yeah, yeah. Course.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41- You can stay a bit longer, if you want.- No, you ain't got the room.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- What was Max doing on the roof? - Oh, I don't know.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47- Him and Lauren were up there yesterday.- Why?
0:12:47 > 0:12:50- MOBILE RINGS - Hello?
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Woody? Is that you?
0:12:56 > 0:12:58An unknown number.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Block it. Whit!
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Stacey, I can't help it. I want to talk to him.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07- Well, he's made his feelings clear. - Yeah, maybe. Maybe not.- Oh, Whitney.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11Just go to Milton Keynes and forget about him.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Right, listen, I don't care what it says on the paperwork.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16- It's a mistake.- Yeah, it's a very beautiful mistake.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20I tell you what, when I get the money from the car lot, I might treat myself to one of these, mate.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23I never ordered it. And I ain't paying for it!
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Come on, let me take it for a little test drive.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Ain't you got a dead body to go and bury?
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Grandad ain't going anywhere, is he? Especially without his glasses!
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Jay!
0:13:34 > 0:13:38- Look at this.- Jay!- Come on!- Jay, get out, will you?- Come on!- Get out!
0:13:38 > 0:13:40It's nice, though, isn't it?
0:13:40 > 0:13:41Yes, it's nice.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46What's that?
0:13:46 > 0:13:48It's for you.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Come on, then, Johnny boy, give it to me.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58£49,882.91p.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01- Beautiful!- We'll easily make the rest up tonight.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05I can't wait to see Fi-Fi's face when she finds out we've raised the money.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06- I hope she chokes.- Yes!
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- Whit.- What are you doing here?- Did you miss your plane or something?
0:14:11 > 0:14:13- Is Linda around?- No!
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Where's Woody? - I need to speak to her, Mick.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17I said, she's not here!
0:14:17 > 0:14:20What's happened? Why are you still here?
0:14:20 > 0:14:24- I shouldn't have come.- No, Whit. Come upstairs, have a cup of tea, or something.- Yeah, yeah. Come on.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28- Come on, we'll go upstairs, have a cup of tea, all right? - No, it's not all right!
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Very domesticated.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Call me sentimental.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Reminds me of the old days.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Our cell was always spotlessly clean.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- I've been calling you. - I said I'd be in touch.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57- So, you had a ruck, what?- No.
0:14:57 > 0:15:02Um, I waited and waited for him and he didn't turn up.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Oh, he didn't even have the guts to face you!
0:15:04 > 0:15:06I told you he was a wretch, didn't I?
0:15:06 > 0:15:09If I see him, he'll be picking his teeth up off the pavement!
0:15:09 > 0:15:13Linda likes him. He likes Linda. They're mates. Maybe she could help.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Listen, you're better off without him, Whit. You're...
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Do you mind, Mother?
0:15:18 > 0:15:20We've got a pub to run.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Yeah, all right. Well, Woody's run out on her, hasn't he?
0:15:23 > 0:15:26I need you downstairs. You understand, don't you, Whitney?
0:15:26 > 0:15:29- I'll come and give you a hand, if you want.- Mick, can I have a word?
0:15:35 > 0:15:37- She's in bits.- My heart bleeds.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41Today was supposed to be about you and Linda renewing your vows.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44- Do you remember her?- L's sweet. She knows there's nothing going on.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Yeah, because she thought Little Miss Innocent in there was halfway across the world.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49It's Spain. It ain't halfway across the world.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53You want to watch your marriage go down the plughole, I won't let you!
0:15:53 > 0:15:54You get rid before Linda gets home!
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Ah, the poor chickens.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04They still keep them cooped up in those battery cages, you know.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Terrible. You know, swimming in their own filth.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Drives each other mad. Pecking at each other's eyes. Cannibalising.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Sound familiar?
0:16:15 > 0:16:19Bit like a night in Her Majesty's Boutique Hotel, wouldn't you say?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24- Enjoy.- Thanks.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29What's the matter? Gone off the chicken?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31You ain't changed, have you?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Ah, lad. Over here.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Take a pew.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Phil.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48Look, I know you two are acquainted, so let's cut out the small talk.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Down to business, all right?
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- She gone yet? - Let her dry her tears first, eh?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Oh, what? Do you want her to stay?
0:16:58 > 0:17:01- Something you want to tell me, Mick?- Like what?
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- About you and Whitney.- There is no me and Whitney.- Prove it.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09- All right, Shirley. Give us another water, please.- I'm not your skivvy.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15- I thought I might find you in here. - You all right?
0:17:15 > 0:17:19- I'm in the clear.- No! - Yeah.- Oh, well done!
0:17:19 > 0:17:23- See? Told you, didn't I? - Yeah. I feel like a weight's lifted.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27I knew I'd done nothing, but you can't help but feel guilty, can you?
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Daft, isn't it?
0:17:29 > 0:17:33- When people start pointing the finger...- Tell me about it.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36I'm sorry I doubted you.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38I knew you had nothing to do with it really.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40It's all right, don't matter.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Sure?
0:17:44 > 0:17:48Oh! And they have decided to make me full-time!
0:17:48 > 0:17:53- Oh, yeah?- Today just gets better and better.- Oh, that's good. Right.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55What are you having?
0:17:55 > 0:17:59Um, why don't we go back to mine and celebrate properly?
0:18:05 > 0:18:07- Show me the map.- OK.
0:18:09 > 0:18:10What's in it, then?
0:18:10 > 0:18:13- Bits and pieces.- Must be worth quite a bit, though, yeah?
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Won't be happening at all, if you don't shut up for five minutes.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20Look, don't worry. There'll be plenty in it to make us all very happy.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Might even crack a smile on his ugly mug.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26The trick will be to get the goods off without anybody getting
0:18:26 > 0:18:28a sniff and that's where you come in.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29Yeah?
0:18:29 > 0:18:32- You know the area. - Like the back of my hand.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35- PHIL SNORTS - Find something funny?
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Yeah. You've been here five minutes and now you're an expert.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40I grew up round here.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42What, you think this is your manor?
0:18:45 > 0:18:49I think you'd better leave us alone for a couple of minutes, Vincent.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50I know places.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52I said, leave.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Now.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Don't listen to this one. He ain't got a clue.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04I'll talk to you later.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11He's a grass and he'll have you over.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14I'm not as stupid as I look, you know?
0:19:14 > 0:19:16I can smell a Gombeen man from 100 yards.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Well, I ain't working with him.
0:19:19 > 0:19:24This is my plan, my job, my team.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26What I say, goes.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Do you have a problem with that?
0:19:29 > 0:19:32And what if I have?
0:19:32 > 0:19:36Then it ends here. You go back to your quiet life.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Put up a few more shelves.
0:19:40 > 0:19:45But I have to say, it has been good catching up.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55One minute, you're dumping me. The next, you won't leave me alone.
0:19:55 > 0:19:56You're mental!
0:19:56 > 0:19:59I believe the word you're looking for is generous.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01- I don't want it!- It's a gift, what's the problem?
0:20:01 > 0:20:06- You like it, don't you? It's top of the range.- Why are you doing this?
0:20:06 > 0:20:07I'm good to my friends.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11We stopped being friends when you tried to strangle me.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Well, not just friends, obviously.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17If it ain't gone by the end of the day, it's going to the scrap.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21Missed me?
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Oh, Mum. Did you have a good morning?
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Mostly window shopping, sausage. Mostly window shopping.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31- Linda.- Oh, you done them books? - Yeah, I've done them, but I think you should have a look at them,
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- make sure they're all right. So if you...- Give us a chance, will you?
0:20:34 > 0:20:38- Well, there's no time like the present.- Where is he? - Oh. Dad's upstairs.- I'll go get him.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40No, I want to go and show him my new top.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42You can't go up there.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Why not?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Because he's getting your surprise ready.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50- Do you think I should have got her a ring?- No, that's lovely.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51It is, isn't it?
0:20:51 > 0:20:54She'll love it.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55Now, I took your advice.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58And now, you're going to take mine.
0:20:58 > 0:21:04You're a kind, beautiful, caring girl and you ain't no mug, either.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Even if that no-mark don't realise it.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09I think Linda might be able to help.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Yeah, um, I don't think that's a good idea.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14I just can't sit here and do nothing. I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
0:21:14 > 0:21:19- He just got cold feet, that's all. - It's just that me and Linda, we're back on track now. And I just...
0:21:19 > 0:21:22SHE SOBS I don't know what to do.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Come on. Look, come here. Just...
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Whit was... She was just, erm...
0:21:32 > 0:21:34You're supposed to be in Spain.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Yeah, he's run out on her.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39He's run out on her, she's upset.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43- Right.- She's come here to see you, as it happens. Ain't you?
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Me?
0:21:45 > 0:21:49- Yeah. Has Woody said anything to you, or...?- Me? Why would he?
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Do you think you could speak to him for me?
0:21:52 > 0:21:55I don't think that's a good idea. He's got his own mind.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00OK.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02I'll leave you to it.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06- See you later.- See you.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14- I know what that looked like. - I'll put this away.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16- L.- She's upset. It's fine, I get it.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Dissing me in front of the big man.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29A lesser man would have been offended.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33You know what? I get it.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Old man sounding off. I mean, it must be hard being out of the game.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Time waits for no man and all that.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41You're going to come unstuck.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43- And when you do...- Ah.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45I won't.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48You and Maguire, you go back a long way.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51And that's, erm... It's nice.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54But it's time now for the new blood, yeah?
0:22:55 > 0:22:58You take my advice. Stick to selling alcopops.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Good to see that you keep yourself busy. Shopping, yeah?
0:23:12 > 0:23:16- I never meant to cause trouble. - What are you talking about, trouble?
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Give my love to Milton Keynes.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24All right.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27You keep your nut up, girl. All right?
0:23:29 > 0:23:33Johnny boy! Get me a bottle of bubbly. I want some of that good stuff and all.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35- And a couple of glasses. - Mick.- Coming up.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37I'm going to go upstairs and I'm going to go
0:23:37 > 0:23:40- and ask my wife to marry me again. - I don't think tonight's a good idea.
0:23:40 > 0:23:45- What you talking about? Me and L, we're all good, nothing's changed. - You believe that fairy-tale, do you?
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Trust me, Mother. I know what I'm doing.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Yeah, that's the gear.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Well, that beats a fish finger sandwich, any day!
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Are you sure you can't stay?
0:24:00 > 0:24:02What, round two?
0:24:02 > 0:24:04What are you trying to do? Kill me?
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Can't help it.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10I can't.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12I promised Lauren I'd go and see Louie.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14You're a good man.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19I can't imagine my life without you.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22I don't know. I've got my share of bad habits.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Well, I shall find out more when we co-habit.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29You might not like the real me.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32As long as you don't pick your toenails.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Umar used to do that.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Drove me insane.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Listen to me. I do like to witter on, don't I?
0:24:43 > 0:24:44I've had a lovely time.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Good. See you later.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Go and see your grandson.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08I can take them back, if you don't like them.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10You actually went to the spa?
0:25:10 > 0:25:13I don't suppose you got your 20% discount?
0:25:13 > 0:25:16No, of course not!
0:25:16 > 0:25:17Ooh!
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Massage oil!
0:25:19 > 0:25:22Well, you said you wanted me to open myself up to new possibilities.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24I like the sound of that.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27- Looking to the future. - Why don't I run a bath?
0:25:46 > 0:25:47JP. It's me.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50I know what I said,
0:25:50 > 0:25:52but I'm in.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03L? I got something for you!
0:26:05 > 0:26:06L?
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Linda Bernadette Carter!
0:26:15 > 0:26:17This is your husband speaking!
0:26:31 > 0:26:33All right?
0:26:34 > 0:26:36It's all fine.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39- The council don't know anything. - Yeah, I know.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Apparently, they got someone in the accounts department for it.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46- Clare someone... - Really? How's that?
0:26:46 > 0:26:48I thought you were going to ask me something.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Yeah.