0:00:25 > 0:00:28L, where are you? Can you call me back, please? I'm going off me nut here.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31- Anything?- I've looked everywhere.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33The barrel store, the khazis. She's nowhere to be seen.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37She'll be back. You know L, she's probably just nipped out for something...
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Mick! Go and find her.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45FRONT DOOR OPENS
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Shaki?
0:00:50 > 0:00:52- Are you home for lunch? - No. I've got a free period.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53Oh.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58- You had a good morning? - Yeah, I suppose. Not bad.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59You and me both.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08- Look, you sure you don't want something stronger?- Don't tempt me!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Right, so come on, then, what's happened?
0:01:11 > 0:01:13I don't want to impose, you know...
0:01:13 > 0:01:14No, Phil's out.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16To get a takeaway, he said.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18You don't believe him?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Well, I've got an idea where he's gone.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22To see some old mate of his.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24And you're OK with that, him lying to you?
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Well, it ain't lying if you both know the truth.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29So, what's Mick done, hm?
0:01:31 > 0:01:34I thought she'd gone. For good.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Got herself a fiance, a new life.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Least she could do is get the hell out of mine.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43We even threw her a leaving party.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- Whitney.- She's back.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49One, two... Ow!
0:01:49 > 0:01:50What? You said on three!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52I'd like to keep my finger, please, Shaki!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54I'm trying to help, OK?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56It's swelling up. Does that look swollen to you?
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Why did you buy a ring that doesn't even fit?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01I didn't. Put some more washing-up liquid on.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Mum?
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Nothing's official yet, so don't breathe a word.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08You and Max?
0:02:08 > 0:02:10He hasn't asked yet, but...
0:02:12 > 0:02:14..this is a pretty big clue.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18I thought you said that you were too old to get married again.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Well, I was wrong!
0:02:20 > 0:02:21You're never too old.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Go on.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Tell me I'm being an idiot, yeah?
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Well?
0:02:32 > 0:02:33Are you sure?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36I am.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Yeah. I really am.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43I know he's not perfect, but...neither am I.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Hm!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Try to be happy for me, will you?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50A smile will be a start.
0:02:50 > 0:02:55I'm sorry, but I...I just don't want him messing you around, Mum.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57I know.
0:02:57 > 0:03:02But I'm big enough to look after myself, and it's time I took a risk!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- You don't want me to end up on my own, do you?- No.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10- I...- But you can't help how you feel about him, can you?
0:03:12 > 0:03:14That's the trouble, neither can I.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18It doesn't sound like the end of the world to me.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20He had his arms around her!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- And...? - Well, not for the first time.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Well, she was upset.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- LINDA SIGHS - And she came to see you?
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- Yeah.- Right.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- DON'T tell me that he loves me. - Well, he does.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Well, then, why do I feel like this?
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Are you worried he's still got feelings for her?
0:03:37 > 0:03:40No. No, I know that he doesn't, but...
0:03:42 > 0:03:44..there's just something, and it won't go away.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Hm. Because you won't let go.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Look, Linda, whatever happened, you have to deal with it.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Phil's ex lives in the Square.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55You know, mother to his kid.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Every time I go in that caff, I could drive myself mad, thinking,
0:03:58 > 0:04:01once upon a time, he loved her.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Once upon a time, he chose her.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05But I don't.
0:04:05 > 0:04:06I can't change the past,
0:04:06 > 0:04:08but I can make sure it don't wreck our future.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- You know your trouble, don't you? - Go on, tell me.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17You and Mick have had it too good for too long.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Never a moment of doubt, perfect relationship.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22I don't know anyone who's ever had that.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26Linda, what you are feeling is normal.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29And so what if your husband fancies someone else?
0:04:29 > 0:04:31You're making it sound like a big deal, like a teenager.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34- No, I'm not! - Yeah, like a spoilt teenager.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Because you've never had to face anything like it before.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Do you know what, sweetheart?
0:04:39 > 0:04:40That's what real life's like.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Hm?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45- KNOCK AT DOOR MICK:- Sharon?
0:04:45 > 0:04:47WHISPERS: Don't answer it.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- Sharon? - KNOCK AT DOOR
0:04:54 > 0:04:56It is beautiful, isn't it?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58I've got homework.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Shaki? I know this isn't what you want,
0:05:01 > 0:05:05but you will get along with him if you give him a chance.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07We're going to be a little family.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12KNOCK AT DOOR
0:05:14 > 0:05:15Coming!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20DOORBELL Just a second!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Huh!
0:05:30 > 0:05:32You're making a habit of this.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- I just can't stay away. - CARMEL CHUCKLES
0:05:39 > 0:05:42It's not my fault I can't stop thinking about you, is it?
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Is it mine?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Shaki's upstairs.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54I, er...haven't told him yet about us moving in together.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Got to find the right time.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- But we can't keep it a secret for long.- No.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02No, I don't suppose we can.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Do you fancy coming to the Vic tonight, then?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09For what?
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Mm, to celebrate.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16My news.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Oh, your job. Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21You got something else planned?
0:06:24 > 0:06:25You're being very mysterious.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Is there something you want to tell me?
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Yeah, maybe there is.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Max Branning,
0:06:37 > 0:06:39you are such a tease.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46So, the Vic tonight, then?
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Yeah.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53I'll get Kush and Shaki to come along, too. More the merrier.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58You are hiding something, aren't you?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03I'll see you later.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13Can't find her anywhere. Her mother, she's not answering the blower.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15You don't think she's gone to Watford, do you?
0:07:17 > 0:07:19She's been here, in't she?
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Maybe.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Where is she?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Mick, why did you let Whitney back in the pub?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28She was crying her eyeballs out. What was I supposed to do, kick her out?
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- Well, she's not your responsibility. - She is, though, in't she?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33It ain't just Woody that took the liberty with her.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35If Lee treated her right, she wouldn't be in this state.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39- That's not your fault.- He's my boy. I didn't bring him up that way.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Yeah. Well, he's Linda's boy, too.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Look, are you sure there's nothing going on between the two of you?
0:07:46 > 0:07:47- What?- No feelings whatsoever?
0:07:47 > 0:07:51- No what-ifs floating around in your head?- No.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Look, Mick, you can be honest with me.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Come on, the truth. Never to leave this room.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Sorry, is this some sort of counselling session?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02The truth, Mick.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Hm?
0:08:12 > 0:08:14It'd serve him right if you kept this, really.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16It's not happening.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21- Come on, let's take it for a test-drive or something. - Jay, forget it!
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Well, you ain't really going to scrap it, are you?!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29If you don't get rid of it, that's exactly what I'm going to do.
0:08:29 > 0:08:34Listen, just because he's a psycho,
0:08:34 > 0:08:37it doesn't mean you have to take it out on this baby, does it?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Yeah, well, he needs to get the message.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41You are letting him wind you up.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Now, don't bother, right? Trust me, I've done three cremations today.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Life's too short.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Plus, I bet he won't even turn up.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51He'll be here.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59I was just about to leave.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Oh, shame(!)
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Come on, Luke, I said it was OK.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07- If this is going to be a problem... - No, it's not, right?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Whatever you say. - Go on, I'll catch up with you later.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Thanks.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23So sweet.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- So dumb.- Leave her alone!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27I've no intention of going anywhere near her.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30As long as we pay her wages, she does what I say.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31She works hard, show her some respect.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35Respect? I'm not the only one lying to her, Joshua.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39You looking forward to tonight? You are going, aren't you?
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Lovely Lauren finally learns the truth.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Aw, don't give me that face.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47It's called business, dear brother.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Something you never had a problem with before.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- What if I do now? - Toughen the hell up.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54What, and be like you? No, thanks.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58Even your little boyfriend doesn't want anything to do with you.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Is this all you've got for me - silence?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05You know where she is, don't you?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07- Look, Mick...- No disrespect,
0:10:07 > 0:10:09but my marriage has got nothing to do with you.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Look, Linda's my best mate, I... - No, no, she's my best mate.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- So anything I've got to say, I'll say to her.- Like what?
0:10:17 > 0:10:20She's everything, Sharon. There is nothing without her.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23I have no life if she's not in it.
0:10:23 > 0:10:24How does that sound?
0:10:26 > 0:10:27I made a mistake
0:10:27 > 0:10:30and I had to tell her because that's me.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Melt of the Year.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40PHONE RINGS
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Look, Mick...?
0:10:54 > 0:10:56I'm sorry.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Here you are.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11I got it engraved. Um...
0:11:13 > 0:11:16I was going to ask you to marry me again.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17Again?
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Yeah, you're probably right, once is enough.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25I was just thinking maybe we could renew our wedding vows.
0:11:29 > 0:11:30The surprise.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Mick, I...
0:11:33 > 0:11:35You heard what I said.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39So whatever you want to do...
0:11:48 > 0:11:50- Hey, Carmel?- Mm? - So, when do you start back again?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- Monday morning. - Oh, that's brilliant!
0:11:53 > 0:11:55I know! Full-time in the office now.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57I'm going to miss my old mum on the market.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Less of the old, thank you. THEY LAUGH
0:12:00 > 0:12:02So drinks are on me tonight in the Vic.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04- I'll be there. - I got football till 8.30, so...
0:12:04 > 0:12:07No, no, I'll...I'll try my best, Mum.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09All right, sweetheart?
0:12:09 > 0:12:11What do you think, too young?
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- No, it's nice.- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17I need to look my very best tonight.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22I think...Max is going to pop the question.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25What, like, THE question?
0:12:25 > 0:12:29I know it's out of the blue, but he does like to keep me on my toes.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31- Yeah.- Not a word to Kushy.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34- Yeah?- OK.- See you later.- Mum?
0:12:34 > 0:12:36- Mum!- I'll settle up later!
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Yes, I've heard that before.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Come on, then.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41What?
0:12:41 > 0:12:44"What?" You two, whispering behind my gilets.
0:12:44 > 0:12:45You going to tell me what that was all about?
0:12:45 > 0:12:48She is very excited about her job.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- And...?- The council believe her about not passing on information.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Are you going to make it tonight? It would make her happy.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Yeah, no, I will, I will. I'll do my best.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58That's great. No wonder she's on cloud nine, eh?
0:12:58 > 0:13:00- Yeah.- Hold on. Yes, sweetheart?
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- You, too, Kathy. - What, tonight?- At 7.00.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07I was thinking of a having a quiet night in, to be honest with you.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Please, you have to come. And drag Ian will you.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Well, I can't promise anything.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Oh! And you're invited!
0:13:14 > 0:13:16- What?- To the Vic tonight.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Hasn't Max said anything?
0:13:18 > 0:13:20About what?
0:13:20 > 0:13:22He's a dark horse, isn't he? Huh! Lauren?
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Yes, yes, I'll be there, I've already said that.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Right! I'll see you later.
0:13:27 > 0:13:28- Yeah. Bye.- Bye!
0:13:28 > 0:13:31That woman is a whirlwind.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Can I get a black coffee, please, Kath?
0:13:33 > 0:13:35- You all right, darling?- Hiya.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38You know, we don't have to go tonight, we could just stay in at yours.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41I need a night out after today. Your brother's getting on my...
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Well, who's going to look after Louie?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Bex can do it. She was only asking me this morning.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47There you go. No excuses.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- They asked for salt and vinegar. - They get what they're given.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58Did you find her?
0:14:00 > 0:14:02And what did she say?
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Nothing much.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06I did warn you.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Yeah, all right, I naused my marriage up,
0:14:08 > 0:14:10but you get to say I told you so, so it's not all bad, is it?
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Why didn't you bring her back here?
0:14:12 > 0:14:15What do you want me to do, drag her by the hair? I can't force her!
0:14:15 > 0:14:16I know that.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20Just leave me alone, will you?
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Well? What do you reckon?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46I didn't...I didn't have enough time, really.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48SHE CHUCKLES
0:14:48 > 0:14:51It'd be lovely if you could come to the pub.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Kushy's going to try and make it later.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Shaki?
0:14:57 > 0:15:00I think I'm going to go and stay with Dad for a few nights.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Oh.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03It's just for a few nights.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06I, er... I ain't seen him in a while, so...
0:15:06 > 0:15:07Yeah, of course.
0:15:07 > 0:15:12He's your father. You... You should spend time with him.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Um...
0:15:21 > 0:15:22..I love you.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Mum?
0:15:31 > 0:15:33You look nice. Yeah?
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Thanks.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45Not too late, am I?
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Take it...and go.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58This is yours. The car's yours.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Get rid of it!
0:16:00 > 0:16:03It's just a piece of metal, do what you want with it.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05I don't want nothing from you.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09You take this and leave me alone! Understood?
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- Where's this coming from? - You! Blowing hot and cold on me.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15One minute you're all over me, the next, I never see you again.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17- Makes life interesting. - You enjoy messing people about.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19So, what you rather me do?
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Be all over you all of the time?
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Admit it, you can't get enough.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30You make my stomach turn.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34You're just like your father.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Go on, jog on...
0:16:39 > 0:16:41..and take your piece of junk with you.
0:16:45 > 0:16:46I don't even want to be here.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Oh, shut up and drink up, will you? You're staying.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51- You got somewhere better to be? - Actually, I have.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52I need to talk to my daughter.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56Oh, Kim, please don't start that again. She's too young.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59- No-one is too young to learn about the facts of life.- No, it's true.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03Once they start asking questions, you've got to answer them, in't you?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Yeah, but she's not, is she?
0:17:05 > 0:17:08I need to prepare her for her new brother or sister.
0:17:08 > 0:17:13Yes! Sibling rivalry can be very ugly, Denise.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- How far gone are you?- A few weeks.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18- Oh, congratulations. That's lovely news.- Thank you.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Maybe you should wait, though.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23You know, just maybe until you've seen your GP, at least.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24You think so, do you?
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Yeah. I mean, you don't want to start telling Pearl
0:17:26 > 0:17:29she's got a brother or a sister and then something...
0:17:30 > 0:17:32What, something goes wrong?
0:17:32 > 0:17:34- Well, that's a fair point. - You never know, do you?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- You think something will go wrong with my baby?- She didn't say that.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40- What'd she say, then?- Ahem! I'll get us a drink, yeah?- Yeah.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Hm!
0:17:45 > 0:17:48At least we raised the money. Well, most of it.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Did really well on that internet thing.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55That's good news.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56DOOR OPENS
0:17:58 > 0:17:59L.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11"To my pretty flamingoe."
0:18:12 > 0:18:14You need to take this back.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19There's no E at the end of "flamingo", you idiot.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Didn't you even check it?
0:18:22 > 0:18:25- What?- Never could spell, could you?
0:18:27 > 0:18:30You need to get your money back and get them to do it right next time.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Next time? What are you talking about?
0:18:32 > 0:18:34What do you think I'm talking about?
0:18:36 > 0:18:37Really?
0:18:39 > 0:18:41What you said at Sharon's...
0:18:41 > 0:18:44- It's nothing you ain't heard before, though, is it?- No.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Yeah, well, maybe I wasn't listening before.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Just one thing.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54- What?- Don't ever try and surprise me again, all right?
0:18:54 > 0:18:57You're rubbish at it. SHE CHUCKLES
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Car's gone.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Shame.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07We could have had some fun in that thing.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- I thought I told you to leave me... - You don't tell me what to do.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- Huh!- Don't fight it!
0:19:14 > 0:19:17- If you're not gone in five seconds...- Then what?
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Oh, I see, you want to climb back into the closet.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22You can't fight it!
0:19:22 > 0:19:26Very sad little existence, denial.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27I ain't in denial.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29I'm gay, I just don't want you.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33- Who the hell do you think you are?! - Get off!
0:19:33 > 0:19:36- What, scared someone will see?! - Get...off!
0:19:36 > 0:19:38LUKE LAUGHS MENACINGLY
0:19:42 > 0:19:44You don't have the balls.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47You think?
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Try it. Go on, free shot.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56All talk. Your daddy would be so proud(!)
0:19:59 > 0:20:01That clear enough for you?!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05I wouldn't touch you!
0:20:05 > 0:20:06BEN LAUGHS
0:20:06 > 0:20:09You disgust me...Luke!
0:20:14 > 0:20:16THEY GRUNT
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Hm? Who's laughing now, huh?
0:20:26 > 0:20:28First drink's on the house, everyone,
0:20:28 > 0:20:32on the account of me and my beautiful missus and bride-to-be.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35And...and we got the money for the repairs!
0:20:35 > 0:20:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:37 > 0:20:39- Never doubted it, Michael!- Yeah!
0:20:39 > 0:20:43We are shy a few ton, but I'm sure if we all dig deep tonight, we can take care of that.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45That goes for you an' all, Ian, over there.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47- LINDA GIGGLES - Yes, you.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Touch and go, weren't it, for a while?
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Are you crying, Shirl?
0:20:52 > 0:20:54She is!
0:20:54 > 0:20:56No! I've got something in my eye.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59LINDA LAUGHS
0:20:59 > 0:21:00- Teen!- Tina!
0:21:00 > 0:21:03You didn't have to put on the welcoming committee.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04The whole clan are here.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Ain't you brown!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- Ain't she a lovely colour, Billy? - Yeah.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Nothing like stealing my thunder.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17So, this, er...big announcement, is it what I think it is?
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Oh, Carmel, I'm so chuffed for you!
0:21:23 > 0:21:26And you look lovely. Don't she, Ian?
0:21:26 > 0:21:27Hm? Yeah, yeah.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29This old thing! CARMEL CHUCKLES
0:21:29 > 0:21:32- Drinks, anyone?- Oh, don't mind if I do, yeah.- Oh, go on, then.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Crisp?
0:21:36 > 0:21:38- Oh, Kim, for goodness' sake!- What?
0:21:38 > 0:21:39I didn't mean to upset you, you know.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Oh, so, you're an expert in babies now, just because you're a nosey nurse?
0:21:42 > 0:21:44What's that got to do with anything?
0:21:44 > 0:21:47What is wrong with you? Why can't you be happy for me?
0:21:47 > 0:21:49You want to spread all this doom and gloom.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51- That's not true at all. - Oh, come on, Kim, sit down.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54You don't want to keep stressing yourself out.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Paging Dr Fowler(!) I ain't got time for this, you know.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01She's...just being a little bit oversensitive.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03I wouldn't worry about it.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Look, all I meant was, right, you should have your 12-week scan
0:22:06 > 0:22:08- before you start making plans. - Yeah, yeah.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- I'm going to go and talk to her. - She's just going to chuck it back in your face.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14- It's all right, she's my mate. - Don't say I didn't warn you.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19- Everything all right? - Yeah, of course.
0:22:19 > 0:22:23Right, I'll take my bag upstairs and then I'll come down and give you a hand, all right?
0:22:26 > 0:22:29The expensive stuff! What are we celebrating?
0:22:29 > 0:22:33Me and, er...Mrs Carter, we're doing it all over again.
0:22:33 > 0:22:34Renewing our vows.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38Yeah, we're going to doing at Christmas, so you're invited, of course.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Oh, thanks, I'd love to come.
0:22:40 > 0:22:41Carmel, you look lovely.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44- I do my best.- No Max?
0:22:44 > 0:22:48He'll be here. Yeah. Don't you worry.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50You missed our other big announcement.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52- What's that?- The books.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Yeah. Done and dusted, up-to-date.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58We got the money for the dilapidations.
0:22:58 > 0:22:59Yeah, I do hate that word, don't you?
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Yeah! I hope I never hear it again as long as I live!
0:23:02 > 0:23:06Dilapidations, eh? Cor! Gives you the right hump!
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Well, it's all over now, so congratulations, all of you.
0:23:13 > 0:23:14Me and my big mouth, eh?
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Martin always used to say that I treated people like patients.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Look, I don't mean to, I...
0:23:21 > 0:23:24I just think you've got to be careful the first few weeks, you know?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28I'll keep my beak out in future, all right?
0:23:31 > 0:23:32Kim?
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Oh, do you know what? Suit yourself.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Sonia? I'm bleeding.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49So, gentlemen,
0:23:49 > 0:23:52anyone care to say a few words?
0:23:52 > 0:23:55- It's been a pleasure.- Max?
0:23:55 > 0:23:57This is your big moment.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00You get to stick it to everyone on that Square.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Yeah.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04It's been a long time coming.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Cometh the hour, cometh the man.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Well, best be going.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Are you going to join us?
0:24:19 > 0:24:22The glory's all yours, Max. I don't want to intrude.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30A job well done.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33He's cutting it a bit fine, in't he?
0:24:33 > 0:24:35- Maybe he's changed his mind.- Ian!
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Well, I'd never have put those two together in a million years.
0:24:38 > 0:24:39Oh, ever the romantic(!)
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Yeah, well, I mean, she's not his type.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Oh, and you'd know?
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Look, Tanya...another story.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49- Can you take a couple of photos? - Of what?
0:24:49 > 0:24:53Me and your dad, when he turns up.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55- Yeah.- Thanks. Huh!
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Drink up, ladies and gentlemen. Still some free booze here.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Oh, yeah! You don't have to ask me twice.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03- There we go.- Hm!
0:25:03 > 0:25:06- Cop for that, my darling, cop for that.- Yes, please!
0:25:08 > 0:25:10- How's my lippy?- Yeah, nice.
0:25:10 > 0:25:14- Sure I don't need a touch-up? - That's Max's department!- Oi!- What?
0:25:14 > 0:25:15Don't worry, I'll hit him later.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Again.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Your dad said anything to you about this?
0:25:20 > 0:25:23- About Carmel?- Yeah, I didn't think he was that into her.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25She seems to think he's going to propose to her.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Who knows? This is Dad we're talking about, so....
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Look, do you want to just get out of here?
0:25:30 > 0:25:32No! I'm not going to miss this!
0:25:34 > 0:25:38Oh! Tina, you ain't see my sister, have you?
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Oh, yeah, she just left. That door.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Oh, that's charming, that is, innit?
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Gaff's buzzing, money's rolling in,
0:25:44 > 0:25:47you've never looked more beautiful, Mrs Carter.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49- I love you.- You'd better.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Oh, yes!
0:25:51 > 0:25:53You waiting for someone?
0:25:53 > 0:25:55- No.- I'm watching you.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57You want a top-up, girl?
0:25:57 > 0:25:58Yeah, why not?
0:26:00 > 0:26:02PHONE RINGS
0:26:07 > 0:26:09- Where are you?- On my way.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Business.
0:26:13 > 0:26:14Something I had to take care of.
0:26:28 > 0:26:29I spent a long time on these books.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31The least you can do is look at them.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34- I trust you, Shirley.- Is that it?
0:26:34 > 0:26:37What happened to the woman that we couldn't fart in front of
0:26:37 > 0:26:39and she didn't write everything down in triplicate?
0:26:39 > 0:26:41How many of them you had?
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Not enough. Get your old gills wet, my darling.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Johnny? Go and get another bottle.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48Mick? Mick?
0:26:48 > 0:26:50- I've got something for you. - Oh, yeah?
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Rematch, upstairs in five.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57- You cheeky little mare! - LINDA GIGGLES
0:27:00 > 0:27:02- Showtime!- Carmel?
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Hiya!
0:27:04 > 0:27:06He's as blind as a bat. Swear he needs glasses.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08- THEY GIGGLE - I've missed you.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10I've missed you an' all.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Dad?!
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Oi! What you playing at?
0:27:16 > 0:27:19Come on, let's leave them to it, eh? You don't need this.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21You should be ashamed of yourself!
0:27:28 > 0:27:30- I think you should leave, Max. - Yeah? Well, I don't.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32- Let's get out of here.- No!
0:27:32 > 0:27:35- I thought you were into her.- People around here think a lot of things.
0:27:35 > 0:27:36Don't make 'em true, does it?
0:27:36 > 0:27:40No. You're not getting served. Not in our pub.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43- Actually, it's mine. - And who are you?
0:27:46 > 0:27:48James Willmott-Brown.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50This is my pub.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54I'm from Weyland & Co. We own Grafton Hill.
0:27:55 > 0:27:58- What?- You failed to raise the necessary funds.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00Well, that's where you're wrong
0:28:00 > 0:28:03- because we transferred the 50 grand, didn't we?- Yeah.
0:28:03 > 0:28:0650? You owe 60.
0:28:06 > 0:28:08She let us off ten grand.
0:28:09 > 0:28:12- I don't think so.- You sly cow!
0:28:13 > 0:28:16Hello, Kathy. Nice to see you.
0:28:16 > 0:28:19- What are you doing here? - Issuing an eviction notice.
0:28:21 > 0:28:24Well...you know what you can do with that, don't you?
0:28:26 > 0:28:28Doesn't change the facts.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30My pub.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32My rules.
0:28:35 > 0:28:37And I want you out.