0:00:28 > 0:00:31Oh, look at him, look. Munching away.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Look, take after your old man, don't you, son?
0:00:34 > 0:00:36The Grinch that ate Christmas, eh?
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Yes, yes, I am aware it's only two years since we got married,
0:00:39 > 0:00:41but we want to renew our vows and we'd love it if
0:00:41 > 0:00:43- you and Tamwar could come. - PHONE CHIMES
0:00:43 > 0:00:48Because we love each other. Ain't that a good enough reason?
0:00:48 > 0:00:52OK. Yeah, love you. Bye, bye.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- Well?- She said she'll let us know.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57- Right, barrel changing time. - Are you feeling all right?
0:00:57 > 0:00:59You normally leave that till just before opening.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01I just want to get a start on the day, baby, that's all.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09So, you reckon they can hack it?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11A landlord who's never even watered down a beer
0:01:11 > 0:01:14and a kid who still lives with his mum?
0:01:14 > 0:01:18It's like I keep telling you, clean skins. No previous.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Maybe you're right. Leave it with me.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35- Yep, all clear.- Ian's going to find out about us sooner or later.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39Yeah, well, I'd rather it be later. Do you want some breakfast?
0:01:39 > 0:01:43No, I'm all right, I'll pick something up on the way to the gym.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47- Last night was nice. - Last night was VERY nice.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49PHONE CHIMES
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Hey! Hey, listen to this -
0:01:52 > 0:01:54"Thank you for coming to see us regarding the job
0:01:54 > 0:01:56"of Development Manager. We were very impressed
0:01:56 > 0:01:59"and I have great pleasure in offering you the position."
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- Ooh! What one's that? - It's the Glasgow one.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03I didn't think I'd hear back for a few days.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06They want me to start January the fourth.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08That's not too soon, is it?
0:02:08 > 0:02:10I mean, for what we spoke about.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14You are coming with me, aren't you?
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Excuse me, do you want to buy a phone? Thanks for stopping.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22We only get one chance to get this right.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26If the independent assessor fails us, the market will close.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27We've been threatened with closure before.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29It never comes to anything, does it?
0:02:29 > 0:02:31You have to believe me. The threat is very real.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Will you just listen to Robbie? He's been trying really hard
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- to save this market. - Save his job, more like.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Whoa, whoa. If the market closes, they'll still redeploy me.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42It's your jobs I'm fighting for. Your livelihoods.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44So what do you want us to do, then, Rob? Cos I'm already doing
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Christmas offers, yeah. Free fairy lights with every tree.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Just be friendly. Give value for money.
0:02:49 > 0:02:55Create a buzz, get behind it, and, wait for it...
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- What, you want us to flog them? - No, wear them.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Eh?- Tell me, how are they going to save the market?
0:03:04 > 0:03:08They create unity. Show that we're together, proud of the market.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10There's no way I'm wearing one of those.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12It's utter corporate, commercial tosh!
0:03:12 > 0:03:13Yeah, they are a bit tacky, to be fair, mate.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Just trying a bit too hard, Rob, yeah? Just chill out a bit.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Kush, you've got a customer.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Listen, I'm going to pass on the T-shirt for now,
0:03:20 > 0:03:23but, don't worry, I'm going to be your all eyes and teeth today, OK?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Eyes and teeth. Hello, sweetheart.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Go on, I'll have one.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Why don't they get how important this is?
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Martin is right - you're trying too hard. Got to have faith in them.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42I thought you said you were on board.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Yeah, and I'm not saying I'm not.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46It's just it's a lot to take in, innit?
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Glasgow is pretty far away.
0:03:48 > 0:03:53It's not that far. Look, I get it. You're closer to your lot than I am.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Yeah, I used to be. It's not that.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59- It's just...- Say it.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Suppose we don't work out.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- We will.- No, you don't know that.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Look, Lauren, we were meant to be together.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14We're going to be nan and grandad to Louie's kids, our own kids.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16If it's not the right time, then I'll turn the job down.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- There's still the others. - It's a really good job.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22So? I just want you to be happy.
0:04:25 > 0:04:30Oh, I'm going to have to tell Ian. And Abi.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Didn't think you were going to do an order of service.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- Well, I want it to be proper. - Right, that's the barrel sorted.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41MUSIC: Merry Xmas, Everybody by Slade
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Fantastic. I need you to go to the cash and carry.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46It's a bit on top now just before Christmas, innit?
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Which is why we need to get everything today.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49I have to know that we've got it all.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50I'll go this afternoon, then.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- I'll go now, then, will I? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.- All right.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56I need to unbolt the doors anyway.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Oh! Didn't have yous two down as early boozers.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Can someone turn that down, please?
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Why, you got a sore head?
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Over 60s turkey and tinsel supper dance last night.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12We cut a rug, didn't we, Ted?
0:05:12 > 0:05:13Suffering today, though.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15We are here for the hair of the dog times two.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Right, I'm going to do the slips.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Oh, hang on, Mick. I think we might need more mixers. Let me check.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Good night, was it?- Yeah, smashing. - They do it every year.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Decent food. Bit stingy with the booze, though.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28One glass of wine and non-alcoholic punch.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31What, you've got a hangover on one glass of wine?
0:05:31 > 0:05:35I spiked the punch. See, what you see here is self-inflicted.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- You never!- Yeah, I did.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39- Well, so did I!- What?
0:05:39 > 0:05:41We're both as bad as the other!
0:05:41 > 0:05:44No, we should be all right till the next delivery.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Good. I'll go now, then.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Here, look, that'll be us in a 40 stretch.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53Yeah, well, we won't be keeping a gun in the sideboard.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Don't take it to heart so much.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58How many do you think I should put on each stall?
0:05:58 > 0:06:02- What for?- To spread the festive fun for the customers.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04I don't fancy people thumbing through my goods
0:06:04 > 0:06:08with mincey fingers. Is this to impress the mystery shopper?
0:06:08 > 0:06:14Independent assessor. I've enough to give two plates to each trader.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17And I've had some special crackers made up.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18I'm going to plant them all round the market,
0:06:18 > 0:06:20and the customers have to hunt for them.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Create a unique retail experience.
0:06:22 > 0:06:27You don't think you're going a little bit overboard, do you, Rob?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29I'm surprised at you, Donna. The amount of times you've told me
0:06:29 > 0:06:31about the fight for Spring Lane market.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34But that was different. It was either Spring Lane or Bridge Street.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36You're just like the rest of them.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38You think it's all just idle threats.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Look, maybe I care about this market more than the rest of you.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44But while there's an ounce of fight left in me, I'm not giving up!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Hiya.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51Oh, here he is.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54You going to help me out, are you? Going to make some sandwiches?
0:06:54 > 0:06:58- I thought Ian was here. - No, he's gone to the wholesalers.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Well, just get enough to see us through to Christmas, you know.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Not going to be our problem after that, is it?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Right, well... Listen, I won't be long.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08- Come on, then.- How long's Ian going to be?- Not long. Why?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- Just wondering.- OK. Come on, then.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Hiya.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Hiya.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Guess what the most popular baby names are.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Er, Emily? George?
0:07:30 > 0:07:34No, Oliver and Olivia. Yeah, don't really like either.
0:07:34 > 0:07:39Nah, me neither. Listen, I need to talk to you.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41What, about Dad?
0:07:44 > 0:07:48No, about me. Me and Josh. We're moving to Scotland.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50He's got a job up there.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55OK.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56OK?
0:07:56 > 0:08:01Well, what do you expect me to say? Mum's in Exeter, Dad's not here.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Everybody leaves me, why should you be any different?
0:08:05 > 0:08:07It's five hours on a train.
0:08:08 > 0:08:09And...
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Come on, the way we've been recently,
0:08:11 > 0:08:14you're hardly going to miss me, are you?
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Whatever. Think I should just focus on my baby now.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Yeah, that's a good idea.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34You're lucky I'm honest. I could've had away with all of that.
0:08:34 > 0:08:39Well, it's only party gear for the old vow renewal.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Hope I get an invite. You know, I'm a sucker for all that romance stuff.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45Did you get me text?
0:08:45 > 0:08:49- Yeah. I'll just whack all this in there, and I'm all yours.- Good.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51You know, I really admire the way you've been
0:08:51 > 0:08:53able to keep your nose clean all these years.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Can't have been easy. Pub landlord and all.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00And I know what we're trying to do doesn't sit well with you.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Well, I need the money.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05I just hope it's as fool-proof as you say it is.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Look at me. Look at my condition.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Do I look like somebody who wants to spend another term in jail?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Half an hour. Don't be late.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Here, let me help you with that.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Help Santa's little helper find a cracker.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Find a cracker and win a prize!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34All part of the festive fun here at Bridge Street market!
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Robbie! Borrow you a sec, please!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- Sure.- My mate Ted here, he has found a cracker in my parsnips.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Amazing! Well, give it a pull. See if you won the star prize.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49MARTIN WHISTLES
0:09:49 > 0:09:51- Martin.- Yeah?- Grab the other end.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57What does it say? Gather round, everyone, gather round!
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Has this lucky gentleman won big?
0:10:01 > 0:10:03You have won a £2 voucher.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04LAUGHTER
0:10:04 > 0:10:09Amazing! £2 to spend on anything on the market.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10OK, it wasn't the star prize,
0:10:10 > 0:10:14but here on Bridge Street market everyone's a winner!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Oh, good morning, sir. Are you being served?
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- How much is this vase? - Oh, I'm not so sure.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- If you just give me one minute... - Don't bother. I'm in a rush.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23It's no bother...
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Oh, sir, you've won a cracker!
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- What's going on? - Well, there was an accident,
0:10:29 > 0:10:32but, lucky for this gentleman, he discovered a cracker.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34That's a 1950s classic. It's 100 quid.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36- I'm not paying for it.- Yes, you are!
0:10:36 > 0:10:39What happened to the customer always being right?
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Of course the customer doesn't have to pay for breakages.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Someone has to! - Yes, we'll deal with it later.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46- Sir, your cracker! - That's 100 quid you owe me.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Got everything on the list.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51I had a tear up over that last box of pink candles!
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Yeah, I can't decide on songs. I'm thinking classical.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Whatever you want. Erm, I'm just going to shoot off for a bit.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Where you going?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01You know better than to ask questions just before Christmas.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03But we said we weren't going to get each other anything.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05We've got to save money.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Yeah, I can see your boat Christmas morning with nothing to open.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09That wardrobe in my bedroom - you still getting rid?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12- Yeah, well, it's not coming with us. - Ted and Joyce said they want it.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- Sweet. I'll see yous later. - Wait, wait! What are these errands?
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Are they important?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Erm, they're not vital.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21- Well, what shall I say? - Yes, yes, they can have it!
0:11:23 > 0:11:25- I'll be about an hour. - No, I need your help, Mick!
0:11:25 > 0:11:28All right, my mind keeps going blank. If I don't get this
0:11:28 > 0:11:30to the printers, I'll never get it back in time.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- I've got to make headway with the packing.- All right, all right,
0:11:32 > 0:11:34all right, all right. Don't stress.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37We're losing our home on January third! Of course I'm stressed.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39How could we have been so stupid?
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Listen...
0:11:48 > 0:11:50- What's done is done.- I know.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52We have to concentrate on the future.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Not just for us, but for that little 'un over there.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58And we've lost our way a little bit, but we're going to be all right.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02And we're going to sort this lot out double quick,
0:12:02 > 0:12:05and then we'll start on the old packing, yeah?
0:12:05 > 0:12:08I just need to make a quick call, and then I'm all yours.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Give us a kiss. LINDA CHUCKLES
0:12:20 > 0:12:24All right, yeah, it's me. I'm running a little bit late, but...
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Yeah, no, I'm coming. Yeah, no, course I'm still coming.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30You know what it is, I just...
0:12:30 > 0:12:33I've got to sort something out first, OK? So...
0:12:33 > 0:12:36All right. Ta-ra.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40There you go, sir. That's my grandson there.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43Look, here's Mummy.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48They have gone through three songs already.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52Oh, there's plenty of tinfoil round the back. You said you wanted some.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54So you can decorate the tree, make some decorations.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Yeah, yeah, the tree. Ian, can I have...?
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Oh, and the other thing is, I got him a pedal car.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02I saw it at the wholesalers, and I just couldn't resist it.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05It's great. Right, come on, you. My turn.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09Time for a bit of grandad dancing. Come on.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12I say dance, actually, I've come over to have some blueberries.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13Can I have a blueberry?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18There you go.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20How am I going to make an onion gravy with that?
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- I won it.- I sent you out for onions.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Am I going to have to make a list
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- even if I send you out for one thing?- No, I've got the onions.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29But, while I was there, I was looking at the parsnips,
0:13:29 > 0:13:31and I found a cracker.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33This is how it started with your mother. Gibberish.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35No, no. They're doing a promotion in the market, you see.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37They're hiding crackers on all the stalls.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41Well, I found one and I won a voucher, so I bought that.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Why?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Well, I didn't know what else to get.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47- It's alpine fresh.- Is it?
0:13:47 > 0:13:50We have sandalwood.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Oh, well, probably do in the bathroom.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57Never mind about your vouchers, I've got ourselves a new wardrobe.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- Pardon?- Yeah, Shirley behind the bar, she's getting rid of one,
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- so I had first dibs.- Well, what's wrong with the one we've got?
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Well, nothing.
0:14:04 > 0:14:08It's just that we've had it since it was in the ark with Noah.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11It might not fit properly, but I fancy a change.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12She said she'd bring it round some time.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- Well, no time like the present. - No, not with your back, Ted.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Shifting furniture, Joyce, it's all in the knees.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22Ted, you love telling people that you are 80.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25You might look in the mirror and see Charlton Heston, but leave it.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28- I can help shift a wardrobe, can't I?- Oh!
0:14:32 > 0:14:35How am I going to make onion gravy with that?
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Mr Lister.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- Mr Jackson.- I wasn't expecting you.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46That's my motto - expect the unexpected.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52Felix here has been telling me he's leaving the market.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Well, he's not said nothing to me.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Thought I'd go to the organ-grinder, and not the monkey.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58He's secured a pitch on one of our rival markets.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Somewhere I might be appreciated. Where they actually let you
0:15:00 > 0:15:02concentrate on selling and making a profit,
0:15:02 > 0:15:05and not dressing up like a corporate muppet.
0:15:05 > 0:15:06Well, if you're not a team player...
0:15:06 > 0:15:11If this place closes - no, WHEN this place closes - it'll be his fault.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13I'll pack up and go by the end of the day.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15And I expect my money by then.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Mr Lister, I can assure you
0:15:20 > 0:15:22I bent over backwards to accommodate that guy.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26It's all right. One less to appease when the market closes.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29- What about the assessment? - Happened yesterday.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Well, you didn't think I'd warn you, did you?
0:15:32 > 0:15:34It's meant to be a fair assessment.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37I didn't want you giving it the old razzle-dazzle.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Talking of razzle-dazzle...
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Your own initiative?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Yeah.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Impressive. Mind if I take one with me?
0:15:48 > 0:15:51No, please do. So about this mystery shopper...
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Independent assessor.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55I'll find out at the Council meeting later this week.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59- And we don't know if we passed? - Time will tell.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06- That's order of service done, yeah? - I'm still not sure about Ave Maria.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Everyone loves a bit of Ave, don't they? Yes.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10I suppose.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12- So we've broke the back of it... - I bet she won't come.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Nancy.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16It's a long way.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Yeah. I was going to ask her to...
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Oh, you know...
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Oh! What's the word?
0:16:23 > 0:16:24Officiate!
0:16:24 > 0:16:26That's Johnny's cup of tea, I'd have thought.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- I thought he could walk me in. - Why don't we take a little break?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Cos I've got to just nip out for a second.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33You can have a nice lesbian tea, sort your nut out,
0:16:33 > 0:16:35and when I get back, we'll attack the rest of it.
0:16:35 > 0:16:36No, no, no, I'm worrying now.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Cos there needs to be someone standing up there,
0:16:39 > 0:16:41- bringing it all together... - We need muscle out here!
0:16:41 > 0:16:43- Mother, you like a bit of bunny, don't you?- No, no, Mick...
0:16:43 > 0:16:44What you on about?
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we need an MC for the old vow renewals.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50- No, hang on...- It'll be lovely! I'll leave yous to sort out the details.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53- I've just... - Mick, we need muscle out here!
0:16:53 > 0:16:55- Ow!- What is going on?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58- What's going on here? - I told you we needed help.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01He ain't moved that by himself, has he?
0:17:01 > 0:17:02No, Johnny's gone back down the bar,
0:17:02 > 0:17:04but I think Ted's ruptured something.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07No, I'll be all right in a minute, I just need to get my breath back.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09I'm 80, you know. And you look well on it.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11I'll sort this out later, I think.
0:17:11 > 0:17:12Oh, no, no! You're not leaving that there!
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Oh, come on, then. Come on!
0:17:14 > 0:17:18Right, what we'll do is I'll take the weight, you guide it, yeah?
0:17:18 > 0:17:21- I can help.- No, no, you're all right, you're all right.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- That's it, here we go. - Mind the paint work!
0:17:24 > 0:17:26No, what do you care? We're moving out, ain't we?
0:17:26 > 0:17:27It's lodging on the wall, you see.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Yeah, I can see that, Ted. I can see it, just...
0:17:30 > 0:17:31- It won't budge!- It will!
0:17:31 > 0:17:34You should have gone sideways. That's what I was going to do.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37All right, all right, all right.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Right, push it up towards me, yeah, all right?
0:17:40 > 0:17:42- Wait a minute!- All right.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44It's not going anywhere, is it?
0:17:44 > 0:17:46MICK GRUNTS
0:17:52 > 0:17:53Is it safe to come in?
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Yeah, yeah. Just making some lunch.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- Do you want some? - No, thanks. I've eaten.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01- Where's Louie? - Just having a little nap.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04I've not stopped all day. I've been looking at apartments.
0:18:04 > 0:18:05I've found this amazing one.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Two bedroom, terrace apartment, mezzanine.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10- It's in the middle of this complex. - Mm!
0:18:10 > 0:18:15It's got like a gym, cinema, bars, club, fantastic view.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16And I'm going to get us a cleaner,
0:18:16 > 0:18:18so we don't have to do any of the boring stuff.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Can I get that in writing, please?
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Listen, I, erm...
0:18:23 > 0:18:25I spoke to Abi...
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Ah. I take it she wasn't pleased for us.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31Well, she hasn't done much recently that I'M pleased about.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33What about Ian?
0:18:33 > 0:18:35I was thinking, can we...?
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Can we just wait till after Christmas to tell Ian?
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- If you don't mind? - Look, why put it off? I mean...
0:18:41 > 0:18:42Look, tell him he can visit whenever he wants.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44It's not exactly the other side of the world.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46You don't know what people round here are like.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48If you ain't got an East End postcode,
0:18:48 > 0:18:51then you might as well be in outer Mongolia.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52THEY CHUCKLE
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Look, Ian will be fine.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57He'll have to be.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58- Come here.- Mm.
0:19:03 > 0:19:04All right?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06That's her phone, you stupid idiot!
0:19:16 > 0:19:17Mr Beale.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20You bring him into our house, after everything his family's done?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22His dad's kicked him out, Ian.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Lauren and I can't help the way we feel about each other.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Feel? Your family is incapable of feeling!
0:19:26 > 0:19:29This is Willmott-Brown. this is him twisting the knife.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- It's nothing like that!- Steven's not even cold in the ground. I...
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Or was this going on before that? Is that it?
0:19:34 > 0:19:36- You were at it with him behind Steven's back?- No!
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Oh, no, cos you're not like that, are you?
0:19:38 > 0:19:39You wouldn't cheat on Steven with him,
0:19:39 > 0:19:41like you wouldn't cheat on Peter with Steven!
0:19:41 > 0:19:43I mean, is that why Peter turned to drink?
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Because one man is just not enough for you?
0:19:46 > 0:19:50I didn't have to come back here, Ian. I came back to make you happy.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52But you're never happy, are you?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56That's why you've lost everyone!
0:20:02 > 0:20:04With respect, Mr Beale,
0:20:04 > 0:20:07it's not Lauren you've got the problem with, it's me.
0:20:07 > 0:20:12I'm not my father. In fact, I'm nothing to do with him any more.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Lauren and I can't help the fact that we've fallen in love.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Really? You love each other?
0:20:21 > 0:20:26Yeah. Yeah, I love Lauren, and I'd do anything for her.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30And after everything Steven's done to her, and Peter,
0:20:30 > 0:20:34she's been through hell. You should be happy that she's found someone.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Kathy is.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46- Oh!- I told you to leave it, but you wouldn't listen!
0:20:46 > 0:20:49It's his old trouble. He ought to know better.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53- I'm fine.- Well, good luck getting a doctor's appointment before 2018.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Right, well that's two pints you owe us.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58- Right.- You're not leaving it there! - PHONE RINGS
0:20:58 > 0:21:00All right, let's get it over the Square.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02- No chance, mate.- You're kidding! - Hold up, I...
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Mick Carter.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13I know I let you down, it's just I...
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Yeah, of course I'm still in...
0:21:17 > 0:21:22It's just that something came up, and it was a family thing...
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Aidan?
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Aidan!
0:21:25 > 0:21:27You knew and you didn't tell me?
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Because I knew you'd react like this, that's why.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32- Yeah, and so should you!- She was bound to move on sooner or later.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Well, yeah. Personally, I can't wait for the wedding
0:21:34 > 0:21:37and the family photographs. I can't believe you're all right about this.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Look, he's a bright caring young man
0:21:40 > 0:21:42who seems to have his head screwed on.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47And, more importantly, he really cares for Lauren.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Like Luke did for Ben?
0:21:50 > 0:21:53What was it you said? "Like father, like son."
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Luke plotted with his dad.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Josh didn't know anything about their plans.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01- And you believe that? - I want to, I do.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06And, look, I can't say I'm over the moon about all this...
0:22:07 > 0:22:11..but I'm trying to move on, Ian.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12I'm really trying.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Mum...
0:22:17 > 0:22:22A few days after it happened, your dad sat on the edge of the bed,
0:22:22 > 0:22:25and he said that we would never get over it.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29And he was right.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31He never did, and I didn't either.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35And it broke us in the end.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39And I have carried it...always.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44And don't forget, it happened to me twice. 14, Ian.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50It marked me. It marked me for a long time.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52And then it happened all over again!
0:22:53 > 0:22:56And I am not going to carry it any longer. I just can't.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Lauren...
0:23:01 > 0:23:02She doesn't owe us anything.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06And if you keep pushing like you normally do,
0:23:06 > 0:23:08then she's going to walk away and take Louie with her.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14They could be together for years, you know, get married and have kids.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19I am not going to be the one to deny her that.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Are you?
0:23:22 > 0:23:24I heard about Felix.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Does that mean I can get my old pitch back?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Already marked you down for it.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Stop thinking about the mystery shopper.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34There's nothing you can do about it now.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- No news is good news. - If we don't pass, it'll be my fault.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Means I don't motivate people enough.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40You did your best.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44Donna. Couldn't even get you to wear a T-shirt.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46That's because some idiot ordered 'em all in a size large.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52I'll alter mine at home and wear it tomorrow.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55There's no point, is there? It's not going to change the outcome.
0:23:55 > 0:23:56Just a waiting game now.
0:23:56 > 0:24:00If you want to motivate people, what about a Christmas party?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03I'm serious. You know, show 'em you can throw a great party.
0:24:03 > 0:24:04Get 'em all united.
0:24:06 > 0:24:07Go on, then.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19L, just give me a minute, yeah?
0:24:22 > 0:24:23You all right?
0:24:23 > 0:24:25You let me down, Mick.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Yeah. I had a domestic.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29I had to make it a priority, but I'm still committed.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32What happens if you have a domestic on the day?
0:24:32 > 0:24:34I won't. On my life, I won't. I won't let you down.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38You know, I can't afford to.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42- What's your dad talking to him about?- Dunno.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47There ain't no changes I need to know about, is there?
0:24:48 > 0:24:49Only one.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51What?
0:24:54 > 0:24:57You didn't need to get me a Christmas present.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Not here. In private.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11I'll head off, then, if you're sure you're going to be all right.
0:25:11 > 0:25:12Yeah.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14I'll call you tonight.
0:25:14 > 0:25:15Thanks.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17I like what you said...
0:25:17 > 0:25:19..to Ian. Made me feel good.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22Hearing you say that you loved me.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24I do love you.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28I know.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31And, um...
0:25:31 > 0:25:34I, you know...
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Yeah, yeah, I know.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42I cannot wait for Glasgow.
0:25:42 > 0:25:43Me too.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48I just want us to have a fresh start.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Away from here, away from Weylands...
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Ian can have a wonderful Christmas with Louie.
0:25:55 > 0:25:59You know, we'll do the stockings, presents...
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Then it's goodbye, Walford...
0:26:02 > 0:26:04..hello, Glasgow.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Families, eh?
0:26:06 > 0:26:09Except they're not my family, are they?
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Not that mine are much better.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13You don't mean that. Your dad, he's...
0:26:13 > 0:26:17He's gone, and I'm glad.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19I don't ever want to see him again.